Jul 27 2007Nicole Richie will do time

Can they have a reality show where girls like Hilton, Lohan, Cardashian, Ritchie, whoever else stay on an island, and they're there for forever? That I'd watch.

Nicole Richie was high and driving on the wrong side of a freeway. Which means ...........she'll get zero to five fucking days. A better punishment would be to force feed her.

But what about the baby?????

#1: Lesbian V.D. Island? They could fly over once a month and drop a kilo of cocaine to get the really hot footage.

DAMN, ALMOST FIRST

Itz not like zhez going to have a baby while zhez in jail1
who told her zhe can't go to jail pregnant?
Zhe needz to znap into reality♦♦

whatz up with her nasty ass rat hair

God, I can't wait until that bitch gets shanked.

Richie, Hilton, Spears and Lohan......The Four Skanks of the Apocalypse.

Nicole, it won't be that bad. Just start crying constantly and lay in the floor
in a ball, don't eat. They'll take you to the hospital and give you drugs. Love
you so much, Paris.

Hey, and in other news, Lohan's movie is getting ripped to shreds (big surprise). How are these perpetually high, ugly, no talent bitches getting any press time at all?

#7. It's that cum and pussy juice conditioner she LOVES so much.

I can honestly say that I know that Nicole is innocent. So, because I am black,
Al Sharpton won't lift a finger to make sure my little girl goes to jail. Nicole is so lucky that I am her father.

Maybe she and Lilo can be cellies.

Seriously, though...I want to see some pics of krazihottkelli. How can we make that happen?

Why do pictures of Nicole make me think of pussy farts?

If Nicole doesn't get jail time, then my daughter better not either. We need her
to work and supply money for us. Leave her alone.

According to TMZ, "Wearing a skimpy black number with bug-eye sunglasses, a stoic but not-pregnant-looking Nicole Richie just arrived to the Glendale, California courthouse". But then they refer to her boyfriend as "future baby daddy". Comon, TMZ, eat some crow, okay? The reason she doesn't look preggers is because SHE ISN'T! And YOU FELL FOR the con job she put on the entire tabloid media!

14♦♦freakflag♦♦

I am way too afraid of ztalkerz to let U people into my picz☻☻
itz way too bad ♦♦too♦♦coz I now am dizplaying 500 picz♀♥
for my perzonnal friendz♥♥zo zo zorry..U R mizzing out♦♦♦♦♦♦

I don't know about California, but in many states being high on pot has much more lenient punishment than being drunk.

100.00 bucks says kelli is nasty. if she weren't, she would show.

Hold on....Nicole's a skank....we know....but let's go to the Blohan thing for second.....since the Fish isn't capable of posting any of the interview with those dudes.....technically, didn't Blohan carjack those dudes? And one could make the case that being drunk, that was close to attempted manslaughter.

Paris was sentenced to 45 days originally for her dui, then had the jail time suspended given that she didn't violate probation. BECAUSE she violated probation she had to serve her sentence. Nicole will probably get something similar, but because her original charges were worse, is less likely to get all of the jail time suspended. She could get sentenced to something ridiculous like 90 days, with 85 days suspended, then end up actually physically behind bars for 2.5 days because of that "good behavior" rule that everyone should remember from the Paris incident, but then again, as number 13 said, her father IS black.

@14 close your eyes and imagine an over weight man, late twenties wearing lipstick and eye liner, a dress he secretly bought from a catalogue and a bra he found in a skip. Thatz your "girl"!

Yippee for a little justice in this world. Finally the little rich and spoiled brats of the world aren't getting away with everything.

I feel bad for her. While I'm here maybe I can help.

Who flooping cares? It makes no difference how much time if any she does. She never has to apply for a job, apply for a mortgage, apply for anything credit or responsibility oriented. It's just another experience for this whore.

A nothing who was adopted by Lionel Richie. A nothing who claims to play piano, violin, etc. yet never lets us hear it. A nothing with Spuds McKenzie face and saggy tits, no brains to speak of and no redeeming qualities.

She's going to be fine for the rest of her life because she doesn't fucking care and neither does the rest of the world.

Hey look, 23 just described his dream guy! Seriously, cease with the airing of your personal laundry. Please.

I've studied the Lohan carjacking case extensively, and I believe there's only one valid legal interpretation: those guys are fuckin fags.

Lmao @ #4

all these girls Briteny or how ever the fuck she spells her ruined name..paris..lindsay...nichole..they are a disgrace to our country and I don't even want to hear their names anymore...is this what we are all about in this country...they need to go to a real jail....and do real time...only in cali can you commit felony's and get a slap on the wrist...it's bullshit....felony after felony and still no time for the cali's why??? Go to Georgia and try it just once...your going down out there...........

why are all these stupid bitches going to jail now? its like the new trend

What about the baby?
Where is the baby?
Show me the baby?
There IS no baby!!!!

ahhh, number 27, look at you! fluffing your little feathers like that. Stop yourself really, you're just getting all krazzi and hott aren't you darling? Now get fucked, asshole.

@27 Yeah I think Phat man has the hots for Kelli. Everyone knows Kelli is a guy right?

♥20♥ Rimmy♀

I do want to zhow U that I'm not nazty, but my mom forbidez me☻☻
The main reazon iz==my mom almozt got kidnapped at the ♥
beach with me ♥♥ zo now zhe freakz out about every little thing♦♦♦♦♦♦

Zorry...all my guy friendz R hott for me, but I want them az friendz♦♦
and not enemiez...flirting with them iz zo much more fun♥

23/ man_phat alzo know az DrPlowzhitz☻

fuck U and I know itz U....U alwayz called me a boy
fuckface....I like your new zcreen name
COWARD...MAN U R PHAT *fatt* fuckerface bitch♀

@33 Okay, I get it now. You are an emotional exhibitionist. What's that . . . ? Leather too? Wow, you do like telling all, don't you. I hear that your daddy fetish isn't really that uncommon . . .you can find lots of older "daddy" types at your favorite local bathhouse. I'm sure you'll look fabulous in a leather thong and lashes on your back. You probably are going to have a little more trouble finding somebody who will still do you if you insist on chewing on the doggy squeak toy while getting ass pounded, but who knows . . . for every masochist there is a sadist, right?

Further proof that Celebs should NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED.

http://www.tv.com/burningquestion/?om_act=convert&om_clk=vidtopslot&tag=topslot;action;1

so much for her "accidentally" getting pregnant to keep her out of jail... hahaha.

Isn't she supposed to be pregnant? That's gotta have an impact on jail time? How crazy would it be if she was faking this whole being pregnant thing because she knew she'd have to do jail time but this could get her out of it, maybe just house or hospital arrest or something. Could you imagine if she was smart cunning enough to try something like that?! And if they found out it was all a lie, man, she should be locked up for a while! Either way, the girl should be in jail for at least 2 months in my opinion!

33/ U juzt confirmed to me that U r the real DrPlowzuz

did U think that I really would forget how U write? U hate

me zo much that U have to hide under a fake name to

trazh me.....zorry I ruined your DrPlowZhitDickBrain name,,really♦

you are a boy you fucking wierdo, wearing a dress and fucking makeup and taking it up the wrong'un doesn't make you a girl, no matter how many times you pout in the mirror sweetheart.
Who the fuck is DrPlowzhitz?

33/ grow the hell up DrPlowZhitfacefucker♦

I'm allowed to act ztupid...I'm at the ztupid age..fuckface dickbrain♥

I thought this was the celebrity category.
Why is Nicole Ritchie on here?

kelli's email on myspace links to a 21 year old guy in New York named Dennis...

Oh Nicole, dick doesn't count as a food group. Eat something else already.

@42 He knows . . . it's the heartbreaking truth he is forced to live with every day.

33/ zee there azzhole...even the gay4girlz knowz what u r....
dang that girl iz zmart...zmarter than U ...DrPlowzhitfuck♦

45/ evidently..U wizh I waz a 21 yr. old boy from N.Y. gay or what?

*42* only in your dreamz...I would be a guy in a drezz....take your
hand off of your dick, bitch...U know who DrP iz...coz itz U...liar-fuck☺

What happened to the FISH? people used to be funny. Seems like it's full of lindsay lohan types all trying to out-do each other. bring on the funny people.

Hey, gay4girls, I just finished with your Daddy here in my boathouse so he should be home with you soon. Be sure to spit in your hand for him and lube yourself up, wont you? *clears throat, spits on the floor*

#49, Unfortunately everyone got tired of making fun of the same celebs day after day, so they turned on each other.

@50 Aren't you a clever little princess? Careful, daddy's going to give you a spanking for that nasty little mouth of yours!

*50* leave my gay4girlz alone bitch....U juzt keep on proving my
point who U r....whatz the matter ..not gettin any?

She got 4 days and they delayed it.....

4 days...

Next to the three years I spent in Iraq that is nothing....

Pays to be rich I guess.....

Hell If I was sure I could only get 4 days I would go get drunk and drive down the wrong side of I-5 just for the fuck of it... at least I would get 4 days of sleep and free food.......

@5, who the fuck cares?

@52, his hands are usually tied but that's not my bag anyway, sorry x

@51 You have a point there. But trashing celebs is only so fun because they don't post back. It's like shooting fish in a barrel, or more precisely shooting pictures of fish in a pretend barrel with a virtual gun. I guess ideally it should work if there were people who were willing to stand up for the celebrities . . . they come by once in a while but they find a pack of wild hyenas waiting for them, with far sharper insulting skills than they (the hyenas practice here all day, they are ready for them). So the little lambs run away, and hyenas only have each other to eat. Fucking evolution. Maybe anticlown should hire some sophists to advocate for these devils and keep things on topic. I've been spending all morning insulting an 18 year-old closet queer, for chrissake. Has it really come to this?

who said I was in the closet, darling?

56===man fatt.....U need to man====up....and claim your real name
fucker chickenzhit ♦ ♦
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bring back Jerry Springer, at least you losers had someone you could talk to and a reason to get out the trailerpark once in a while x

60 /// zo, what your zaying iz that not only U hide in the clozet....

U alzo live in a trailer park........? nice, life.....gayfattboy....

Damn this whore is entertaining! Dawg twat bitch aint never said a single witty/clever thang on this site yet. She has some quasi-ebonics type thing goin' on with the z and she write her prattling nonsense as though what she blurts out is poetry. Skank lezbo stinky pussy unworking and governed by her mommy moron. I would love to see this piece of shit in 10 years.
Oh, do you think you are like a celebrity cuz you post here every day, my darling cunt???

I don't usually read KHK's posts unless they're REALLY short, like three words; after that I may as well try to read chinese. All that work with the z's, I just don't have time. I'm sure most just scroll past as well.

It was semi-interesting for about 2 seconds then got old reallllllllly fast

Kelli is kewl leave her alone. She is the main reason I cum here, to read her profound anecdotes. God bless her and keep her from harm.
PS I am lesbian and I will kick your asses now back off.

Dykes don't scare us, #64. Axe-weilding, homocidal psychotic freaks amped out on PCP worry us....but bucket-mouthed dykes who defend morons.....nah.

A zoo is defenitely where she belongs.

Sorry, Kelli.
I had the impression you were older than 13.

The fact that Nicole doesn't look pregnant is being brought up around the same time that "Auntie Paris" appears in public holding a pointy-eared, bug-eyed, skinny little rat that resembles Nicole and probably shakes like it's going through detox, all the while claiming she adopted a new "pet".

#32 Baboo Bhat,

That's rich. (lauging out loud) I just read that.

(you are a wery wery bad man)

#64 - You should have been around here for some of the battles with Libraesque / Lesbianesque. Lezbos around here make for good fodder!!
JRZ will vouch.

Can't wait to hear about her getting the shiv in jail. You know she won't get Paris' special cell ... cuz' LiHoe will be using it.

funny thing is she is gonna love jail -- since she only has to eat air

Paris violated probation more than once and deserved all the time she got. I at least give Nicole credit for just pleading guilty and not making a ton of excuses. She f'd up, admitted it and is gonna do a little time.

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

*62* ==MY DARLING CUNT==
tranzlation iz: MY GOOD ZIR.....

everytime U write...I can zee right thru your good zir..bitchazz....

DrPlowztuz iz really hatin my azz today....yez..I caught your azz...
and U fuckin know it..bitch..

*64*== your a zweetie....

I honestly don't think that Nicole is that bad! I think that she is the tamest of the crew! I believe that people want to make an example out of her, and her rich friends! I believe that people are jealous that they had to work hard for their millions,and It pisses them off that Nicole,,a nd Paris didn'thave to work for theirs! That is the truth!

Nic, Jimmy hendrix died a long time ago. Please do not have children. We have enough problems in this world with out you and Paris, Olsen ghosts,Lindsey and a few more skanks reproducing.

#73 Yeah, you can detect Dr. Phowstus the same way you detect sarcasm.

4 days isn't so bad, she will do just fine.