Jul 5 2007Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures

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Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's sex romp in Mexico and they're extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also hardcore sex pictures. Nick confirmed the existence of the sex pictures to OK! magazine, saying:

"Where's the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes."

The pictures are pretty tame as these things go, since all the action is hidden behind a giant wall. For all we know they could be playing a rowdy game of Monopoly back there. And I don't understand what all the controversy is about. Having sex with your girlfriend in your hotel room isn't exactly scandalous. The only shocking thing here is that anybody is willing to have sex with Nick Lachey. I took a survey of 100 women and 99 of them said they'd rather do it with a running lawn mower.

Thanks to Ryan for the scan, who I hear is so manly he sweats beer.

UPDATE: Aww, Nick and Vanessa's lawyer made me take it down.

Comments (106)

Reader Comments

1. Guy` - July 5, 2007 12:16 PM

2. haroof - July 5, 2007 12:16 PM

first

3. Guy - July 5, 2007 12:17 PM

Hahaha

4. haroof - July 5, 2007 12:17 PM

ok second.

5. Matt - July 5, 2007 12:22 PM

First

6. Texas Tranny - July 5, 2007 12:23 PM

Damn, looks like he's fucking her asshole good. Yummy.

7. THIRD! - July 5, 2007 12:23 PM

pretty much 3rd! eh its the best im gunna get..:\

8. cooter - July 5, 2007 12:24 PM

Too bad he is thinking of Lance Bass...what a fag!

http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/

9. used to be third kinda - July 5, 2007 12:24 PM

DAMMIT!

10. Duane - July 5, 2007 12:24 PM

haha Nick's ass is whiter than a uh hmm white crayon..

11. Heather - July 5, 2007 12:24 PM

She is a bad rolemodel/public spokesperson or whatever....WHY would she go along with this kinda action OUTSIDE???

Her judgement is soooo poor, over and over and over again. She is just an opportunist, exhibitionist and doesn't deserve any media coverage.

12. alishia - July 5, 2007 12:28 PM

nick lachey is such a loser.
why is he even famous?

13. Shut it Up - July 5, 2007 12:28 PM

"too rude!"
lollzz

14. miss oblivious - July 5, 2007 12:32 PM

who cares? Its 2 people in a relationship getting it on. Whoopdeedo. And the fact that its those 2 makes it even less interesting. Vanessa is probably trying to make a "whoopsies" porn tape and have it "accidentally" leaked to the media so she can finally be famous and make some money. I mean, come on, nobody really gives 2 shits abt her ugly ass. And Nick? He's a has been.

15. alex - July 5, 2007 12:32 PM

is that her foot? or his?? it looks so manly & huge

16. jaime - July 5, 2007 12:36 PM

hahahhaaa the "the too rude" IS the most huuuulllarious part of this whole thing. i'm definitely gonna start saying that when people want to take nekkid pics of me.

17. jaim - July 5, 2007 12:36 PM

what is SFW?? and NSFW??

18. Pearly - July 5, 2007 12:39 PM

Boringest couple ever, who cares?

19. LONGdong=======================) - July 5, 2007 12:41 PM

She's not that hot, but I would let her give me a rusty trombone.............

20. miss oblivious - July 5, 2007 12:42 PM

#17..."suitable for work"..."not suitable for work"

21. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 12:42 PM

@15 yes what is with that foot? It is a left foot and her head is to the left of the leg. Is there someone else in the pool?

22. wiinja - July 5, 2007 12:44 PM

"it's not like i was caught with a mexican hooker"... means they kept the hooker in the car trunk

23. miss oblivious - July 5, 2007 12:44 PM

I was wondering the same thing about that damn manly foot and calve. It just doesn't make sense with the rest of the photo! Random feet popping up while gettin' busy?! huh!

24. veggi - July 5, 2007 12:47 PM

That's the mexican hookers foot.

25. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 12:51 PM

Veggie - Only if the mexican hooker brought Hootie and the blowfish. That is a mans legs

26. lawdy!!!!!! - July 5, 2007 12:58 PM

i hope they drained, sandblasted and sterilized that hot tub!!!

27. Bern - July 5, 2007 12:59 PM

I personally think there is a tremendous amount of scandal in Nick Lachey having sex with a long-haired, 12 year old boy.

28. gigi - July 5, 2007 12:59 PM

that's so hot.... why's everybody all embroiled over it tho/ is Nick still married?? I don't get it... so & Vanessa are dating and got horny in a hot tub.... so?

29. Astridtheexplorer - July 5, 2007 1:00 PM

24 & 24 laughing my arse off.

14 Agreed. How pathetic is this slag if they only way she can court fame is to deliberatly be photographed having sex outside?

30. Mexican Hookers Association President - July 5, 2007 1:00 PM

We wouldn't have him. So go to hell Senor Lachey.

Now Lyndon Baines Johnson....he was a real muchacho.....we called him El BJ!!

31. MSat - July 5, 2007 1:02 PM

It's nice to see that Nick is finally gettin' some after having to practically beg for it with his idiot ex wife. If he was my man he would never leave the hotel!

32. nick - July 5, 2007 1:05 PM

damn...a bit of ass exposed in the media and of what I can see it looks quite flat and white as trash....you could at least have give us a nice peachy ass....yihaa

33. JumpinJ - July 5, 2007 1:05 PM

Did you get a look at her? She a MAAAN baby, yeah! She's so ugly she make HIM look good. Wow, from Jessica Simpson to this mutt? Wooof!

34. Mike M. - July 5, 2007 1:12 PM

The upper right-hand pic is a total ripoff of the tub scene with Austin Powers and Alotta Vagina (especially with the manfoot).

35. veggi - July 5, 2007 1:14 PM

Ouch. Not a good day to look at those bottom pictures. I just got a twinge in my fissures.

36. michelle - July 5, 2007 1:14 PM

The caption for photo 3 should read just by the confused look on Vanessa's face:

Vanessa: "Is it in yet?"
Nick : (says nothing because his face tells it all, that it is indeed in)

37. Gravitydrop - July 5, 2007 1:15 PM

Nick Lachey sure looks like he's deep in thought. Jesus.

38. veggi - July 5, 2007 1:17 PM

@35- once again, go fuck yourself ya ninny.

39. CountDrunkulaXxX - July 5, 2007 1:20 PM

I pity the fool who had to clean that pool, scooping up all the little Lachey babies... Yuck.

40. Grimley - July 5, 2007 1:21 PM

Facing her away was a smart move.

41. Kris - July 5, 2007 1:31 PM

Lmfao # 24, and #39.

42. lambman - July 5, 2007 1:36 PM

I could have lived happily the rest of my life without seeing Nick's O-face

43. Doug - July 5, 2007 1:40 PM

Joke's on Nick. Vanessa is a Mexican hooker.

44. ssdd - July 5, 2007 2:03 PM

Nick ..you're a nobody... and screwing this half Filipino whore for everyone to see only amplifies your nothingness.

45. Sally - July 5, 2007 2:03 PM

#43 - good point. I hadn't put it all together until you said that -- in that pic with her foot up in the air, it totally looks like a mexican hooker's foot! I can't believe nobody noticed that!

46. bungoone - July 5, 2007 2:08 PM

i hope she's been drinking a hell of a lot of cranberry juice because i can't see her not getting a killer u.t.i. from doing it in some random hot tub.

47. Perkoff - July 5, 2007 2:12 PM

OMG they're not married and they are doing it?

They're gonna have to talk to god when they wanna get into the gates of heaven. I don't think he's gonna like that they had sexual intercourse when not even being married.

Shame on you Nick, you are supposed to be a role model for young guys like me and my lil brother and cousins.

48. dr phil - July 5, 2007 2:19 PM

I bet the outer inch of her pussy got a little bit chafed.

49. my comment - July 5, 2007 2:21 PM

The blind fucking the blind.

50. polypam - July 5, 2007 2:33 PM

"It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker."

I LOVE that, too funny! It's great that he owns up to it instead of denying. You know, I was never a fan of The Newlyweds or 98 Degrees, but I have to say, I definitely like Nick as a person.

Somewhere Jessica is sitting in her room with a pint of Ben & Jerry's and a bag of M&M's eating herself into oblivion.

51. redsonja1313 - July 5, 2007 2:54 PM

Count me with 99, he just looks squishy and not very toned. Does nothing for me and that white ass makes it worse. THis ranks right up there with wanting to see videos of my neighbors f&*%ing. I just don't need this visual EVER

52. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 5, 2007 2:57 PM

It lookz to me like Nick iz
fuckin the guy in the azz,
while he'z kizzing her☺☻☻
Ma☺naw☻zhaw♥twa♦♣♠♥↨♪↓§

53. Bored Again - July 5, 2007 3:03 PM

so much dignity he thought he'd fuck his girlfriend in the open air in full view of cameras he must have known were there. classy

54. Bored Again - July 5, 2007 3:06 PM

and 'mexican hooker', 'half filipino whore', etc.? hope you had a good birthday, america. you've clearly come a long way

55. Hecubus - July 5, 2007 3:11 PM

Jesus if you're going to stage sex pictures to try and get famous at least show something. If this excites anyone I'll send you a bunch of pics of the front of houses, coz you know, some random nobodies might be having sex inside those houses, shocking.

56. Mandy - July 5, 2007 3:15 PM

My husband and I had sex on our balcony in a hot tub while in Mexico. Does that mean we're SCANDALOUS, too?

I think it's kinda hot... reminds me of that night. Excuse me while I go attack my husband.

57. whitegold - July 5, 2007 3:33 PM

Wow, very unexciting. I kept hearing how these pics were supposed to be so hot and steamy and scandalous and stuff. They had sex outdoors, in a kind of public place. Lots of people have done that. And from the looks of the pics, it doesn't even appear that they were having very good sex?!

But what I really want to know is, what is that bottom caption about the "Lindsay Bust-Up" and Nick and Vanessa getting back together in style?! Are they talking about those pathetic pics of Lindsay and Vanessa playing with knives?! Did Nick break up with her over those pics?! So I guess he realized he couldn't get any from anyone else, so he went back to her?

58. whitegold - July 5, 2007 3:50 PM

#17 - I think, in this case, SFW should stand for "So Fucking What"...cuz really, who cares about these two?

59. LeeRoyl - July 5, 2007 3:53 PM

There's nothing wrong with having sex on a porch or balcony. Me and Jimbo and George Clooney had a wonderful time doing it outside. Those guys are so much fun. They are nothing like those stupid girlfriends of their's they always talk about.

60. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 4:06 PM

Yes, George, you remember those footlongs we did at our other job we had? Stop acting like you hate American's. You know you love to suck that American dick. Stop playin with me. I have pictures to prove it. Silly boy.

61. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - July 5, 2007 4:26 PM

These two look like two mexican apes.

62. MeatSack - July 5, 2007 4:33 PM

Check Pic #3. "uhhhhhhh" ...gonna give it to her betta than Jessica!

63. George - July 5, 2007 4:39 PM

#47-

I too did not know they were not married, so you mean that they are shacking up!

That's even more disturbing.

They will both burn in Hell for this.

64. my comment - July 5, 2007 5:05 PM

#54
get a life.

65. sassy - July 5, 2007 6:15 PM

I want answers about that foot- someone do some fucking research!

66. dana - July 5, 2007 6:43 PM

Gee what a shock! Nick and VAnessa doing something in public to get attention and then whining that their privacy is violated. When two people have no real talent to speak of - Like Nick and Jessica and now Nick and Vanessa, they need any attention they can get!

How can they sue when they are outside???

He is such a no talent scuzzball so is his ex wife.

They only now how to get attention for their personal lives and then whine when they are given the attention they need.

67. J. Ryan - July 5, 2007 7:55 PM

Nick Lachey has a super tiny wiener.

68. Rick McComb - July 5, 2007 9:03 PM

Yeah, its an invasion, but I am looking for the photos I admit. Now I gotta say, both are good looking people, Obviously. Now we get all the Nick bashing, but no logical reasons or credible statements are given by anyone who criticizes him. Yeah, he not the BESt in the world, but why deny talent when that just lacks and merit. 98Degrees was always noted as the boy band with talent. Nick, the man, has manages to achieve solo success, more than any othe former member. People see a handsome talented man, with a solid frame, bash him, when in truth work is required for both the body and the career. I gotta stick up for this man, out of admiration. I will be the first to admit, that I am =also first looking for the real photos online and they are hot.

69. Mandy - July 5, 2007 9:33 PM

#64 It appears to me that she has her leg on his shoulder. It's a very VERY satisfying position. Try it. You'll like it.

70. Bobby Ewing - July 5, 2007 9:47 PM

Well, there are a few pics at the link in this post that will tide you over - heh heh heh

http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=8909288#8909288

71. mark - July 5, 2007 10:15 PM

Nick is aging. That is why his ass is sooo flat! have you seen his double chins! lol

72. LL - July 5, 2007 10:19 PM

1) Nick Lachey always seemed kinda douchey to me. He's not attractive in the least.
2) Public sex; as someone above pointed out, very classy. I guess if you can't get people to pay attention to you for a real reason, you hump in public like a couple of stray dogs. Dignified.
3) I have never been in a hot tub and I never will. Just the thought skeevs me out. Christ, I think I'd rather reuse a hypodermic needle I found on the bathroom floor of a gay bar.

And I'm out...

73. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 5, 2007 10:35 PM

both of theze freakz
R fatt hogz and I'll
bet hiz dick iz zuper
zmall..probably Y Jezz
left him...
In high zchool, the big
football playerz all had
zmall dickz and no, I didn't
zee them, nor did I want to..
but I know alot of cheerleaderz
who did..and thoze bitchez had
a fuckin field day about it☻☺♦♣↨☻

74. LTD - July 5, 2007 10:44 PM

Oh please, they're hot and you can tell that this isn't a set up..they are into it. The expressions on their faces are priceless.

75. encycD - July 5, 2007 11:10 PM

They did it for the lulz!

76. kitty_kat - July 5, 2007 11:53 PM

Wow! I didn't know Vanessa Milano was THIS desperate to be famous.

77. hobieluv83 - July 6, 2007 12:23 AM

In the third photo on the bottom left where they're doing it upright dog style, vanessa looks really bored.

78. amelia - July 6, 2007 12:54 AM

Nick is hot...i would do him in a hot minute! But seriously this is so not news....a couple having sex - yet we cannot see anything. Oh and to all you haters Vanessa is gorgeous!

79. DanaScully - July 6, 2007 1:50 AM

Nothin' like fucking your own shadow!

SHYA!

80. iren33 - July 6, 2007 7:24 AM

Damn!I thought their relationships is platonic!

81. Jimbo - July 6, 2007 9:39 AM

These two have a relationship with Satan. He told me that because they have no talent and that they are ugly and fat that they both made deals with him, he told them to start having sex in public and that it would give them the bad reputation they needed to make money. There is no other way for them to make any money.

82. BEA - July 6, 2007 10:33 AM

OH!MY!OH!MY!THIS TWO PEOPLE IS DISCUSTING I WONDER THEY STAY IN A HOTEL RIGHT?BUT WHY THEY HAVING SEX OUTSIDE?WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THE ROOM??THESE 2 NEED A PROPER EDUCATION...SOME PEOPLE SAID JESSICA IS A DUMB BLOND.,BUT SHE NEVER DID THIS AWFUL AND DISCUSTING THINGS....COZ JESS HAS A PROPER BREEDING.....

83. CountDrunkulaXxX - July 6, 2007 10:44 AM

Shut up Bea. People bang in public. Its fun.

Although, I must say, I wouldnt soo readily fornicate in public knowing that my ever move (For some reason) is being captured on film.

84. john - July 6, 2007 11:49 AM

Well, this "scandal" is going to be big.

A video slideshow of these Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo pictures and more has already been posted on http://www.dirtylittletarts.com (NSFW).

Supposedly the hardcore version will be up in a day or two.

How could these two be so dumb?

85. john - July 6, 2007 11:58 AM

I just noticed that this site (thesuperficial) was forced to take down the photos.

I just checked again, and http://www.dirtylittletarts.com (NSFW) does still have the video. Although it appears someone (lawyer) is trying to get them off all the sites.

Good luck.

86. XoXoXoXo DOllie - July 6, 2007 12:01 PM

Hey just wanted to let you guys know if you havent seen the image yet, here's the sex pictures image that was up that had to get taken down

http://buzznet-69.vo.llnwd.net/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/07/nick-vanessa-having-sex.jpg

87. Elliot - July 6, 2007 12:25 PM

Who cares if they took it down? All you could see anyways was his dopey face and like, a foot in the air.

88. Strizz - July 6, 2007 3:33 PM

All I wanna know is blade up or blade down

89. Blondie - July 6, 2007 4:12 PM

I don't know if it is really a big deal. But they know they are famous and that someone is going to leak a pic and snap a few and so they should think about that, so in a way they wanted it to be seen. Then again, just b/c you're famous should you lock yourself in a closet...a lot to think about.

90. blakezey - July 6, 2007 9:43 PM

NICK LACHEY!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm tasty, would fuck the shiiiiat outta him

91. Jen - July 7, 2007 1:05 AM

VANESSA IS A DOG WITHOUT MAKEUP LOL

92. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 7, 2007 11:09 AM

they R both
ugly fattazz=z
thatz Y they R
with each other
no one elze wantz
thoze lozerz☻

93. scarlett - July 9, 2007 2:50 PM

The old leg up on the guy's shoulder position...I know that one well.

94. Lisa - July 10, 2007 7:51 PM

If anyone saved the pics can u please PLEASE send them to me? I want to see them!! My email is Lisaislovved@yahoo.com I would be VERY grateful!

95. Lisa - July 10, 2007 7:57 PM

Was the one of Nick's ass ever "uncensored" ? If anyone has the uncensored pics please send them to my email. Lisaislovved@yahoo.com. thanks

96. Paris - July 11, 2007 9:16 PM

They deserve it and are total morons if they think noone would notice two has-beens bumpin uglies outside in a bacteria infested hole.Sorry but Ive never seen anything above average in Minillo and as for Nick lackee(as hes referred to on Vegas radio)hes over and done with.He needs to go open up a filipino restaurant in lame ass Ohio where he's from.

97. Nikki - July 11, 2007 9:18 PM

NO SHIT!!!MY SENTIMENTS COMPLETELY!!!!!!

98. krissy snow - July 11, 2007 9:28 PM

Imagine a tag team session with Nick,Vanessa,Jessica and John Mayer-now thats what you call SICK!Jessica and Nick both seem to have bad taste in picking new F*ck buddies.Vanessa is nothing but a tv host and always will be,maybe now a U.T.I.host,literally.Jessica and her bad ass breath and now bugged out eyeballs.She's looking a little cock-eyed these days and last but not least,super midget-Nick and his efforts to be the Ohio tourism poster boy.I got really sick of hearing about him ranting and raving over Ohio.Ive been there and it is lame.I almost forgot,John Mayer,with his lame ass songs and by the way,where is he now anyway?I think he's filling in for Igor in the Young Frankenstein Play.

99. Jason - July 14, 2007 7:43 AM

If anyone has the pics please send them becoz they are removed plz send them to me at jason_tongblue@yahoo.com.au or jasonchunglimtong@hotmail.com

100. Jason - July 14, 2007 9:02 AM

Please! Anyone who has saved the pics please send them to me at jason_tongblue@yahoo.com.au or jasonchunglimtong@hotmail.com because i really want to seee them! Much Appreciated!

101. Purity - July 14, 2007 5:34 PM

Me too. If anyone has the uncensored pics, please send them to me. I want to see them too. It would be so wonderful. My e-mail is guitargurl01@hotmail.com. Yep, I play guitar.

102. chopper - August 4, 2007 1:07 AM

hi if anyone has some uncensored pics of them can you please send then to me at chris_poniewierki@yahoo.com.au i really want to see her naked

103. jjoo - August 10, 2007 5:43 AM

gracias!

104. pasi toppari - January 10, 2008 4:46 AM

I'll like fuck my empoyees

105. pasi toppari - January 10, 2008 4:49 AM

I'll like fuck my employees

106. Ganesh - March 6, 2008 5:52 PM

I am Ganesh !