Michelle Rodriguez was spotted in LA doing chin-ups on a beam at Teddy's Thursday night. She managed to do seven, and when asked why she was exercising at a bar she replied:
"I'm a dork."
Although a more appropriate response would've been to just pull out her penis. I know lumberjacks who wish they were as manly as she is.
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Reader Comments
1. jOheki - July 3, 2007 10:32 AM
first?
2. RAMistheMAN - July 3, 2007 10:33 AM
Damn, so close to being number one for a second time.
3. lind - July 3, 2007 10:33 AM
numero 1
4. go for kate - July 3, 2007 10:40 AM
shes playing air guitar in #6?
5. ssdd - July 3, 2007 10:43 AM
Who is this bastard?!?!?
6. Doug - July 3, 2007 10:44 AM
Who's the blond who looks like she needs to pee in pic 4? Why is the Sherminator behind her?
7. Shinanigans - July 3, 2007 10:47 AM
She doesn't need to pee but she is definately DESPERATE to get a picture
8. Bern - July 3, 2007 10:47 AM
She raped a guy I know. He was about 6'6", 275 lbs.
9. Brock Landers - July 3, 2007 10:50 AM
I thought she was kind of hot in "Fast and the Furious." Now she scares me a little.
10. DancingQueen - July 3, 2007 10:57 AM
Yeah, the blonde trying to get his picture is WAY scarier than Mickey. The look on her face is just pitiful. And who the hell dressed that bitch? Britney?
11. B. A. Baracus - July 3, 2007 10:57 AM
Who??? [Cares]
12. yukadoozer - July 3, 2007 11:01 AM
Why are they reporting on my cleaning lady.
13. LB - July 3, 2007 11:02 AM
she's hot!!!!
14. wedgeone - July 3, 2007 11:16 AM
SHIT, FISH!! This was first "reported" on Thursday, yet you're now posting it on Tuesday??!?!?!
THAT'S 5 DAYS LATER DUDE!!
You could have broken up the Paris monotony yesterday with this one.
On the bright side, your comments about lumberjacks & her whipping out her schlong were funny.
15. AndresV - July 3, 2007 11:32 AM
#9 : Do you find yourself aroused watching gladiator movies?
16. jrzmommy - July 3, 2007 11:37 AM
Mangirl.
17. VeryLiberating.com - July 3, 2007 11:42 AM
Michelle Rodriguez does the stupidest stuff.
www.VeryLiberating.com
18. Spindoc - July 3, 2007 11:53 AM
I have two requests for idiot celebs out there.
I know it's difficult to figure out where to put your hands in a picture, but...
1. Stop making idiotic hand signs in photos
2. Don't ever use the word "Haters" it was old in 1992.
Thank you.
19. krazihottkelli☻ - July 3, 2007 11:55 AM
thiz He=man zhould
have a zex change operation♪☻☺§
I'll bet zhe would look better
az a man§3§§↨↨♪♀☻§♀
actually thoze eyez and noze
remindz me of zome guy§↨↨↨↨♣
can't think wh-☼§§§♣
20. lambman - July 3, 2007 12:01 PM
Don't mess with Anna Lucia!
21. wiinja - July 3, 2007 12:36 PM
you fools, that's Carlos Mencia in drag
22. Jimbo ∞ - July 3, 2007 12:48 PM
I'd suck her cock. I bet her jizz tastes spicy
23. krazihottkelli☻ - July 3, 2007 12:54 PM
damn Jimbo, really
itz probably zo dark
down there, U couldn't
find it☺☺☺☻☻
24. Italian Stallion - July 3, 2007 1:22 PM
This bitch has Buckweat in a headlock.........
25. Jimbo ∞ - July 3, 2007 1:50 PM
I don't care what anybody says. I'd lick every one of the hundreds of dark curly hairs on her butthole
26. bri_fari - July 3, 2007 3:05 PM
over acessorized on the neckwear some would say.the one thing looks like an electromagnetic filter. whats up with cap 2 the leather jacketed dykes on bikes looking somebody.is that her pistol packing bootyguard?
27. krazihottkelli☻ - July 3, 2007 4:08 PM
Jimbo☻☻☻
U R making me zick...
dark hairz R nazty...
U love nazty..
zick fucker☻☻♣♣♣☻
28. Chauncey Gardner - July 3, 2007 4:16 PM
Did she paint fake eyes on her eyelids and close them during this picture? Why don't they look real?
29. Yule Log - July 3, 2007 4:32 PM
She always gets my dick hard
30. Maritza Roman - July 3, 2007 7:02 PM
Michelle why do you call your self lke that?
31. woodhorse - July 3, 2007 7:45 PM
I usually think men in Mexico are hot but this one looks like a bullfighter.
32. Caminador - July 3, 2007 10:22 PM
#12 - ROFL, best on the thread.
I think the most important thing to focus on here is the dude behind her in pic #4. Seriously, what the fuck? I can't decide if he collects human skin to make suits or if he's Lenny from Of Mice and Men.
33. miss oblivious - July 3, 2007 11:04 PM
Um, lesbian much Michelle? Anyways, those fans in the background are scary. It must be seriously scary to be famous. The fans waiting on you always look kind of insane and retarded...like retarded zombies out to eat your heart and soul.
34. Madonna - July 3, 2007 11:11 PM
She looks like she has a tight little pussy. Which makes sense since there are never any cocks in it.
35. Aerialgreen - July 4, 2007 12:44 AM
Whatever people, if it ever came down to do any of you dogs or her, I would take her.
Don't you mess with Ana Lucia, I'll cut you, I'll cut you faster than Paris Hilton does jail-time (I'm so clever).
36. Abby - July 4, 2007 1:31 AM
#12- actually sat here laughing at your comment. Nice one ;)
37. coco - July 4, 2007 4:50 AM
#12 that was hilarious, even though im hispanic i still found it funny.
38. kelli zukz and zwallowz - July 5, 2007 6:13 AM
boring as bat shit. kelli walk under a truck and give us a worthy story.
39. Cardinal Ximenez - July 5, 2007 11:11 AM
Anyone notice the similarity between her and Steven Siegal? spooky
40. manoj - August 7, 2007 2:34 AM
nice photo ok...........
41. Steven - December 12, 2007 7:25 PM
Babe love u till the watch. stops ??????]