Jul 10 2007Mary-Kate Olsen needs new shoes
Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn't even begin to describe. There's gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they're not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn't hit it with a rock. Heck, she's so past that point she couldn't even see it with a telescope. She'd look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Reader Comments
1. Amnesia - July 10, 2007 5:43 PM
First!
2. Jimbo - July 10, 2007 5:44 PM
Who the fuck cares
3. brooke - July 10, 2007 5:44 PM
ugh, that girl's depressing.
4. miguelito - July 10, 2007 5:47 PM
those are balenciagas
5. emilyj - July 10, 2007 5:49 PM
shes cute, i dont care what anyone says.. and the shoes are cute too!
6. Donkey - July 10, 2007 5:51 PM
This picture reminds me that I need to return my copy of "A Nightmare Before Christmas" to Blockbuster.
7. James - July 10, 2007 5:55 PM
@6 are you sure it is not your copy of Gremlins you need to return?
8. Xanthia - July 10, 2007 5:58 PM
Did anyone else see that bag and automatically hear the quote, "Quoth the raven, nevermore."?
9. lambman - July 10, 2007 6:00 PM
commenting on women's shoes? When did the superficial become a gay site?
I guess that explains the lavender background
10. Ducati - July 10, 2007 6:02 PM
She sure has nice legs.
11. Mick - July 10, 2007 6:07 PM
She has a pretty large bruise on her leg in picture 6. It's light but there.
I think the shoes are cute too. I wish she would brush the back of her hair once in a while though. It gets ratty.
12. Bugman4045 - July 10, 2007 6:15 PM
I think I saw Grace Jones in those shoes in like 1983!
@10 Yeah she has nice legs....for an eleven year old!
13. Donkey - July 10, 2007 6:15 PM
- #7 -
Nope it's definitely Nightmare....
See what I mean;
http://images.entertainmentearth.com/AUTOIMAGES/NC32544lg.jpg
14. Guy - July 10, 2007 6:23 PM
Haha! I love it, work them match sticks
15. rocko - July 10, 2007 6:24 PM
Who dresses her Britany Spears? BTW what breed of dog is that under her arm
16. TigerLilly - July 10, 2007 6:25 PM
Peter and I could turn her back in time to the littl girl she was and fly her away, because no one would even miss her if she went playing with us.
17. JrsyGrl - July 10, 2007 6:31 PM
I'd like to see her wearing watermelons on her feet.
18. Kamihi - July 10, 2007 6:34 PM
Fuck I know skinny 9 year olds with fatter legs. Its sick that a grown woman feels the need to look like a child.
19. Hulla - July 10, 2007 7:02 PM
Terrible clothes, terrible hair...
20. evilance - July 10, 2007 7:15 PM
oh c'mon...the shoes are hot...she's not really too skinny..it's the starbucks that make her look tiny....and I like the lavender background...
21. redink - July 10, 2007 7:15 PM
i like the shoes
that coffee is probably her days worth of "food"
22. Aubree - July 10, 2007 7:15 PM
I look at that picture and think Guns and Roses
23. Ace - July 10, 2007 7:30 PM
Ok what in the world is wrong with these girls they have ALL the $ in the world and look like this! The shoes aren't event he half of it look at that purse!
24. lastangelman - July 10, 2007 7:44 PM
She has ten times more money than Paris Hilton so in theory she can have you vapourized and no one would be all the wiser. Billionaires have that power, 'strue, no honest.
25. lula mae - July 10, 2007 7:45 PM
i swear i've seen pics of her in those things before... they look so comfy.
26. Magpie - July 10, 2007 7:48 PM
These beautiful Balenciagias have been dissed for months now on other online goss sites, it really must be a slow celeb day! She wears them nonstop. Personally I love the shoes and the bag, but with the nightshirt and Starbucks cup midday? NO!
27. squirlgal1 - July 10, 2007 7:53 PM
Did she forget to put on pants?
28. miss oblivious - July 10, 2007 8:09 PM
ick, these Olsen chics are freakin' nasty. And everyone was counting down until they turned legal...HA! Instead they turned nasT!
29. Clarence the Clown - July 10, 2007 8:29 PM
I think the shoes are the least of her problems.
30. Bored Again - July 10, 2007 9:27 PM
Balenciaga shoes from last winter. Prada bag from this summer. She looks hot and she knows how to put it together. Bow down.
31. wad - July 10, 2007 9:35 PM
She's wearing Cousin It over her shoulder. Has that handbag been neutered? Has anyone ever seen these sisters smile this century?
32. breezy - July 10, 2007 9:54 PM
im sorry i completly disagree, those shoes are balenciaga, and i have them and they are to die for comfy and incredible, get better fashion sense people!
33. ammyl - July 10, 2007 10:05 PM
another of the mantis girls, guess they don't jog, they'd combust!
34. Hollywood Agent - July 10, 2007 10:40 PM
Is she the Evil twin ?
35. Quinn - July 11, 2007 12:01 AM
I couldn't care less about her shoes or pants (lack of). She's so weird looking. Her posture, her body, her hair, her skin... stop posting her fckn' picture here pleeeeze!!
36. farty_mcshitface - July 11, 2007 12:52 AM
this girl is seriously scary looking just like her sister. my god!, look at that area where her calves are supposed to be... nothing but bone. and then her thighs are nothing but bones too! she has to wear crazy shoes like that so a mild breeze doesn't cause her to fly away. why in the hell does ANYONE think she is attractive? anorexia ALWAYS looks like shit!!
37. crazy otto - July 11, 2007 2:38 AM
feed the children
38. qba - July 11, 2007 2:50 AM
those balensiagas are fabulous, better look at her face! & she should wash her hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39. Candice - July 11, 2007 3:13 AM
The shoes are great. The girl, on the other hand...
40. Choocher - July 11, 2007 3:48 AM
From those Jodi Foster circa Taxi Driver mini-gams you can bet those bucket sized iced coffees are her sole sustenance. She probably uses the empty cup or a commode, and then it looks exactly the same as when she purchased it.
41. nuclearzombie - July 11, 2007 5:53 AM
those shoes are hideous. I love how you tards are throwing around the designer name like it justifies having clothes that look like shit. I could see how they would be comfortable, that is if your idea of comfort is wearing ski boots in a marathon.
42. SickSickSick - July 11, 2007 10:27 AM
I wouldn't fuck her with Samantha Robson's dick.
You'll know what I mean when the "Blohans a lesbo" post goes up heheh
43. missj - July 11, 2007 10:28 AM
@41- I second that! They look like a black version of them horrible shoes that pinochio (sp) wore. *clop clop*!
44. dog collar - July 11, 2007 11:03 AM
ugly shoes! i guess that lotsa' money can = no taste....
45. gee - July 11, 2007 11:26 AM
they are balenciaga, they rock, you obviously have no idea
46. Mick - July 11, 2007 12:49 PM
I have no idea who designed the shoe.. but I do like them. They are pretty different and cute.
47. Petite - July 11, 2007 4:24 PM
The people commenting that they think these shoes are cute are the people designers make this stuff for. It's a small market, but they are still making money!
Personally, I think they belong with pants only. Too all-covering, boot-style to be "shoes".
48. Socket2Me - July 11, 2007 4:32 PM
Just *because* they're some high and mighty fashion designer and expensive as hell doesn't mean it's cute. Beyonce's gold pants cost %100,000 and they're STILL ugly.
Money = Cute. Comfy? Maybe. But that outfit w/ those shoes is a no-no. Hell, that outfit period, ugh.
49. Socket2Me - July 11, 2007 4:32 PM
$100,00 typo =P
50. Mona - July 12, 2007 4:41 AM
Those Balenciagas are great but pretty "dépassées" and Nicolas Ghesquière is a genius. I pity the girl.
51. Robert - July 12, 2007 1:03 PM
It looks like she is carrying a dead ostrich under her arm..
52. meee - July 12, 2007 7:25 PM
that's not even natural.
what is WRONG with this bitch? don't people in hollywood have FRIENDS that say things like "dude, those shoes are fucking ugly. don't buy them"?
53. Eric - July 12, 2007 8:26 PM
okay. i love your stuff but this is a little much. you must be lacking in material if all you can think of is Mary Kate Olsen's shoes. And those shoes are being seen in all sorts of fashion magazines globally: Vogue, MetroPop. MK is cute and fashionable, unlike a lot of other celebrities.
54. Bling - July 15, 2007 8:43 AM
Ne'er mind the shoes...What the hell is up with her hair? Did she forget to wash it for like a month?
55. el ces - July 25, 2007 6:08 PM
C'mon! What's with these lazy photogs? Get me a friggin' upskirt! I could understand it'd be difficult if she was wearing clothes, but WFT? She's naked almost, wearing a sheet. She's begging for it!
56. ShelleyBonnechance - July 31, 2007 6:30 PM
They'll go great with her trick-or-treat costume, when she dresses up as a scary witch.
57. Abi - December 24, 2007 1:54 AM
Legs?...is that what you call those?
And who the hell cares about her shoes... I feel bad for whoever encountered her on her way to the food co-op. She clearly has some personal hygiene issues. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were two bushels of wirey hair under those stick arms.