Jul 9 2007Mandy Moore Mexico bikini pictures
It's summer, so I hope you're ready for two more months of celebrity bikini shots. I'm not exactly sure when these were taken, but they're of Mandy Moore in her bikini in Mexico. And judging by these pictures she does more than just sing about candy. Like eat it! See what I did there? Because she has a song called "Candy" but then I said that she also eats it. Because she's fat. I did it, I'm the winner!

Reader Comments
1. echolyric - July 9, 2007 11:27 AM
first! and fat? are you serious?!
2. Ezra - July 9, 2007 11:29 AM
Mandy Moore is absolutely free to eat as much candy as she wants. As long as it's off of me. Just like Varsity Blues. Mmmm... Candy
3. fishscene - July 9, 2007 11:30 AM
THIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
4. pshnah - July 9, 2007 11:30 AM
fat? for once i srsly disagree
5. Melanie - July 9, 2007 11:30 AM
She is not fat! What are you on drugs? She isn't thin - she has some meat on her bones. But this is definately not fat.
6. chimpy - July 9, 2007 11:30 AM
What's special about this common looking fatty ?
7. edan - July 9, 2007 11:30 AM
She isn't fat. She looks like a normal girl at the beach who wishes she had six hours a day to spend doing cocaine so she could look like Nicole Richie.
8. Mike - July 9, 2007 11:32 AM
She's cute as hell.
9. Name - July 9, 2007 11:32 AM
Are you kidding? She isn't fat at all. It is really refreshing to see someone who isn't bone thin.
10. Poroleishon - July 9, 2007 11:32 AM
Fat for hollywood's coke-thin look that is. She's pretty, and in nice shape.
11. combustion8 - July 9, 2007 11:32 AM
yeah... a normal fat girl.... she needs a trainer ASAP.
12. Sash - July 9, 2007 11:32 AM
Seriously I don't get people like you
You make fun of people
like Nicole Richie for being to skinny.
Then you make fun of a perfectly healthy person
(Mandy Moore) because she's not as skinny as other celebs
Really, you wonder why people are so skinny in the first place!
13. Mardi - July 9, 2007 11:33 AM
Fat? Maybe you meant HOT??? I know those 3-letter words are hard to remember.
Fat because she's not anorexic, awesome. I was always under the impression that sex was hotter and more enjoyable when bones are not jabbing your hips like knives. Could be wrong, I guess....
14. Anexio - July 9, 2007 11:33 AM
Jay-zus! When did she turn into a frickin' beeftrust?
Nice flapjack butt.
Gross!!
15. woodhorse - July 9, 2007 11:33 AM
I think only that skanky porn star is skinny AND has ginormous boobs. It's one or the other, naturally.
16. Dina - July 9, 2007 11:33 AM
she definitely has more meat on her bones than most celebs, but i think its great that she does. who wants to look at more celebrity skeletons?
17. Kayla - July 9, 2007 11:34 AM
Seriously...this is like the anti-fat. she looks healthy and confident. it's nice to see someone who isn't literally skin and bones. i think she looks beautiful.
18. jakebarnes - July 9, 2007 11:34 AM
She's not fat
19. hydrog - July 9, 2007 11:35 AM
@4&7... Puhlease bitches, she's WELL on her way to beached whaledom.
20. jimbo - July 9, 2007 11:36 AM
If she's fat, then you might as well say I don't smoke crack. And I don't smoke crack, as of this Monday, that is.
21. combustion8 - July 9, 2007 11:36 AM
why do you assume we mean deathly skinny like nicole richie? is there only fat and then super skinny? no theres the inbetween which every woman should strive for... and with just one hour of excersise a day and eating right any woman can achieve that.
22. cooter - July 9, 2007 11:37 AM
After seeing these pix I now know where she got the inspiration to write her song, "I Feel The Earth Move"...lay off the Twinkies you fat phuck!
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
23. Kristina - July 9, 2007 11:38 AM
PHEW I'm glad other people are commenting about her not being fat. Are you joking? You're mindset is seriously messed up if you're calling this girl fat. She is perfectly normal??
24. TheRage - July 9, 2007 11:39 AM
i wouldn't kick her out of bed.
25. RichPort - July 9, 2007 11:39 AM
Good God! I thought that was a Photoshopped Kelly Carkson, that is until I noticed there was no quarter pounder with cheese glued to her hand.
26. noangel - July 9, 2007 11:40 AM
This little princess is universally, traffic-stopping (literally, she could stop traffic) beautiful. I mean, I bet she couldn't go to an office and not be stalked by her psycho-wanna-be husband because she is so beautiful ... is there a sick psycho pretend doctor in the house?
Mandy Moore is fine. It's nice to see a real person with real beauty instead of the imitation garbage that is Posh Beckham.
27. farmer - July 9, 2007 11:40 AM
FAT COW. Stop eating.
28. Jackie - July 9, 2007 11:41 AM
Just bc she doesn't have an eating disorder like the rest of hollywood doesn't make her fat!! You're usually funny, but on this your just wrong!
29. Anna - July 9, 2007 11:42 AM
WTF! She's not fat at all...
30. guy - July 9, 2007 11:42 AM
The superficial is pro anorexic, sad.
31. Trishy Poo - July 9, 2007 11:43 AM
The one caption I do not approve of, Mr. Superficial. I love seeing a celebrity who looks like most women...don't hate.
32. j - July 9, 2007 11:44 AM
Not fat. I usually don't comment, but she is not fat. She is good. Please don't say fat. My 12 year old step-daughter already has a complex because people think girls like Mandy Moore are fat. We don't need anymore anorexics or bulemics in this world. She looks perfectly healthy to me.
33. me - July 9, 2007 11:45 AM
She looks normal to me.
I think you mean that she actually doesn't look like someone who has an eating disorder which is a good thing.
34. Don Mega - July 9, 2007 11:46 AM
Nice ass. Fat? Nah...
35. pointandlaugh - July 9, 2007 11:47 AM
I want to have her babies.
oh wait....no, I want her to have my babies.
.....
no....that's not it. OH...I want to tit-f*ck her. Yeah...that's the one.
36. edan - July 9, 2007 11:48 AM
So, 19, cracked out bone racks=hotness.
Good, good. Glad I have been corrected.
37. mp - July 9, 2007 11:49 AM
she is not fat at all, u are craaaazy! she's normal, and looks much better than anyone else! what the hell, if she's fat then i'm a whale and i wear a UK size 8!
38. Kim - July 9, 2007 11:50 AM
# 21. Mandy Moore IS the in-between of FAT and SUPER SKINNY! She has just enough meat on her thighs not to be bony, but there are plenty of people bigger than her...Kelly Clarkson for example. And I wouldn't even consider HER fat, just kind of chunky.
39. miss oblivious - July 9, 2007 11:50 AM
She's larger than I thought she was; maybe she put on some weight recently. She's certainly not working out either. But most of all, that bikini is not becoming on her; its way too low waisted. All that being said, I think she looks very healthy and normal. She seems so down to earth and comfortable with herself. Able to enjoy life; which is probably more than we can say for all those tanaholic, anorexic waifs. And Mandy doesn't seem like a pretentious hollywood celeb. She's girl next door refreshingly cute & pretty. I hope more celebs take a cue from her. (And what flawless skin...I would kill for it!)
40. norton - July 9, 2007 11:51 AM
She's fucking HEALTHY not fat.... at least there's someone in the entertainment business who's not an alcoholic, crackwhore with anorexia.
41. marian - July 9, 2007 11:53 AM
gorgeous!!!
42. Patricia88310 - July 9, 2007 11:54 AM
She is beautiful.
43. tami - July 9, 2007 11:55 AM
she is NOT fat! what is wrong with you?!?!
44. Jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 11:55 AM
She's FAT-abulous!!!! Mooooooooooooo.
45. Amy - July 9, 2007 11:56 AM
She looks pretty damn normal to me. Not fat, not even really "meat on her bones" (which seems like a nice way of saying someone is still sort of chunky). She's not a skeleton but she's not the least bit fat. I think she's adorable.
46. Stephanie - July 9, 2007 11:58 AM
Mandy is a good weight for never working out. I'm mean; celebrities go to the gym all the time and are the same size as her. I read an article on her in People magazine and she says she never weighs herself. I think that's a really positive thing.
47. YouRang - July 9, 2007 11:59 AM
Come on everyone, there must be something shitty we can say about Mandy Moore. Her music probably sucks ass or something. All these positive comments have me disoriented.
48. emily - July 9, 2007 12:01 PM
she's pretty average...definitely not fat!
49. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 9, 2007 12:01 PM
looks like she's about to snack on her thumb in the main pic... CHOMP
50. Samantha Jones - July 9, 2007 12:01 PM
I love this site, but you are a fucking douche. She is SO not fat.
51. MissGreen - July 9, 2007 12:05 PM
Fat? Are you kidding? She is anything BUT fat. She's just not anorexic, you mean.
52. James - July 9, 2007 12:05 PM
@45 I agree. She has a little meat on her bones, but she looks good. I would rather be able to grab some butt on her than just bone on one of the Olsen twins
53. Cass - July 9, 2007 12:06 PM
I can't believe you would say she is fat. Mandy Moore is beautiful. We wonder why so many young girls have eating disorders...it's because of people like you who say women that weigh 130lbs are fat!
54. Quinn - July 9, 2007 12:06 PM
She's got curves... and that's HOT
55. Kate - July 9, 2007 12:07 PM
Yeah, I gotta say I'm annoyed with the fat comment. If you're turned on by 10 year old boy bodies, then that's fine, but to call someone fat who CLEARLY isn't is just plain wrong.
We have such a fucked up ideal of body image, I don't know if its American or if its a world-wide thing, but its completely irritating.
56. FirstTimeCaller - July 9, 2007 12:09 PM
Mandy Moore is beautiful. She's like a breath of fresh air after all the anorexic bleachblondes out there. Good to see a TRUE beauty here for once. People are just so afraid of being fat that they feel that the opposite extreme MUST be good (it isn't). Mandy is gorgeous; calling her fat is like a crime against humanity.
57. lulu - July 9, 2007 12:09 PM
wow I'm glad everybody else is saying something about her being "fat". I was very offended! I don't work out half as much as I used to and my body looks just like that! Thank God there is a celeb out there that looks normal!!!
58. lambman - July 9, 2007 12:11 PM
Mandy is cute, sexy and classy. I'd much rather spend time with her at the beach that Paris, Hillary, Lindsay, Whoever that Ashley person from last week was, or any of those skeletons like Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth and Richie
59. Thandi - July 9, 2007 12:14 PM
I prefer her with some flesh... And I think it works to her advantage in the types of films she's currently starring in. Remember "Because I Said So"? She looked amazing in that movie.
Definitely a role model for body image.
60. Jules - July 9, 2007 12:15 PM
I bet half of the people commenting and saying shes fat are clinically obese their damn selves and they just love that other people can feel their misery as they swim around in their tub-o-lard and rub grease in between their rolls to keep them from sticking...
....either that or they are dudes who dont get laid..cuz everyone knows no one wants to screw a skeletone...all those bones might puncture someone.. MANDY MOORE looks good here...
like Kat Williams said " a haters job is to hate, and if you need someone to hate on, HATE ON ME"
61. farmerjoe - July 9, 2007 12:16 PM
SHE IS A FAT FUCKING COW. If you want to live in your fantasy induced twinky coma and think otherwise, then fine. But I don't like all the fat people comming on here trying to spread their nazi pro overweight propoganda. Enough is enough, stop lying to yourself and loose the fucking weight instead of saying fat people are "normal"...they aren't normal they are fucking fat for christ sake.
62. Smoking Hot - July 9, 2007 12:16 PM
She's 5'10" of beauty. Nothing wrong with this girl's body or face. To suggest something is, well, is it any wonder why eating disorders are so rampant? Pick on Posh Beckham, she is vain and fake and gross. Mandy has always been all natural and that is beautiful in itself.
63. Rgrdgr - July 9, 2007 12:17 PM
I don't think she's fat, but she's definitely not in great shape either. Not very attractive as it just looks like she's not taking the best care of herself. But hey, if she's happy and not killing herself or driving up health care costs... suck it down baby. I don't have to look at ya!
64. ALY - July 9, 2007 12:17 PM
when you pick on someone like mandy moore for being fat, you're really just confessing that you're a fat dumbass.
65. ali - July 9, 2007 12:18 PM
this girl is NOT fat. she's a pretty girl. damn i usually love this site but when i saw that caption i was totally confused. so lame.
66. emma w - July 9, 2007 12:20 PM
before everyone freaks out, I'm pretty sure it's called a JOKE.
67. Brenna - July 9, 2007 12:23 PM
ok, so i wouldn't have chosen the string bikini, maybe a sensible but cute boy short... she isn't fat, but made the wrong suit choice :)
68. JCS - July 9, 2007 12:23 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people? The comments make this look like a weight watchers support group. She is clearly chunky, and looking at the pictures, will certainly get chunkier.
69. Mandy's So Sweet! - July 9, 2007 12:25 PM
(recent interview)
"You know, guys suck," she proclaimed, her sweet facial expression diluting any post-breakup bitterness. "I don't want to make a sweeping generalization, but some guys suck! And I've come across a few."
And this is based on her extensive sampling of representative men: Zach Braff, Andy Roddick, and Wilmer Valderrama. So this fat whore slams all men based on experiences she didn't enjoy while star-fucking. What do they all have in common? They told her she should lose weight. They were right.
70. Aubree - July 9, 2007 12:26 PM
Hmmm, fat huh? Must be because she looks like a normal person? We can't possibly be on the right site here?! We're so used to looking at naked vaginas and "normal" chicks like Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. They could take some lessons from Ms Moore, it's called "eating". This crazy thing where food goes in your mouth and digests without mixing it with a batch of coke or throwing it up. yes, it's "eating", it's fabulous. I do it too....anyone else??? she's cute and normal and smart ( "smart"-yes,another phenom along with eating) More ladies like her are needed in Hollywood, I think it might have something to do with a normal opinion of oneself and self confidence-CRAZY, I know. CRAZY, those words again "eating" and "smart", ie: "intelligent"
71. wanky - July 9, 2007 12:27 PM
#5 i dont know about meat on her bones..but she definitely put on more fat than meat...i would still tap that like a keg!!!
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73. Die Fatties - July 9, 2007 12:28 PM
Nice choice of bikini bottom - looks like the strings on 2 giant ham hocks.
74. Anexio - July 9, 2007 12:32 PM
Cool, in pic 16 you can see some vag fat sticking out.
75. Drop the Grape Soda, Now - July 9, 2007 12:32 PM
Just a friendly reminder: this site is for making fun of celebrities. Most of you seem to have taken detours from support group sites - just hit the "back" button on your browser.
btw, I didn't know they made string bikinis in that size. No wonder Mandy EatMoore can't hold onto a guy.
76. Emily - July 9, 2007 12:32 PM
I'd totally hit that.
77. CountDrunkulaXxX - July 9, 2007 12:33 PM
Mandy Moore is beautiful. I see nothing fat about her. Shes gorgeous. Maybe if the superfish guy pulled his head out of alessandra ambrosios anorexic ass for 2 seconds, he would see the true beauty that is Mandy Moore.
Seriously, you people wonder why Nicole Ritchie became all anorexic. Because of assholes like you guys thinking every girl has too be rail thin to be attractive.
Curves are a beautiful thing.
78. CoquetteBean - July 9, 2007 12:33 PM
Yikes. If she's fat, then I need to go stick my finger down my throat right now. I didn't think being a size 6 was a crime....
79. dawoots - July 9, 2007 12:36 PM
Looks like the fattties are out in full force today. Here is a good test, if you dont like mirrors you are fat! So once you've finally come to the cold hard reality that your fat it's time to stop eating and start loosing that fucking weight. I'm sick of seeing fat fucking people all over this country. You ever wonder why you have families of fat people, it's because everyone in that family tells each other they aren't fat. Well I have a news flash, you don't get to decide what is or isn't fat.
80. Barefoot & Pregnant - July 9, 2007 12:37 PM
She'd be pretty awesome as a late-nite bar closing time pig pickup, if you're completely set on going home with swine rather than alone. But no way as an everyday cum receptacle, you don't want to see that flabalanche happening every night when she strips down to her B-cup bra and XLarge panties.
81. smithy - July 9, 2007 12:39 PM
asif she is fat! i'm glad everyone else has picked up on what a ridiculous human being you are for making such a stupid judgement.
it's not people like nicole richie we can put down to the media putting pressure on girls to be pro-annorexic, it's scum like you who go on and on about girls figures. their is nothing wrong with mandy moore or nicole richie, they are just different in their own way. stop forcing your pathetic little views on the rest of the nation as to what the 'perfect' figure is.
82. Rebecca - July 9, 2007 12:39 PM
I'm going to respond to your unintelligent posting about Mandy Moore being fat with an equally unintelligent, however more truthful, fact: YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
83. lula mae - July 9, 2007 12:41 PM
roseanne is fat. mandy moore is normal.
84. kris - July 9, 2007 12:42 PM
She is not the slightest bit fat-and this website would be great with our your senseless captions that go and ruin everything. You try to be like Perez but you suck.
85. alicia - July 9, 2007 12:42 PM
If that is fat, then I am going on the laxitives and water diet ASAP.
86. combustion8 - July 9, 2007 12:43 PM
Well its obvious a lot of fat women visit this site often.
87. Tom Jones - July 9, 2007 12:44 PM
Holy shit, I hate you.
88. stef - July 9, 2007 12:45 PM
mandy is NOT fat. seriously.
89. mr sensitive - July 9, 2007 12:45 PM
I love Mandy - fat girls rule!!! They're willing to do ANYTHING because they see the competition every day and they're scared. All you have to do is pay her a few compliments, buy her a drink (or 2 or 3, depending on the bodyweight...maintaining livestock can get expensive), and you'll have her back at your place in no time. Grit your teeth, get naked (take your shirt off last, over your head, so you have an excuse to close your eyes and then reopen them slowly, to gradually take in the stretchmarked rolls just below the big stupid eager smile), and then - this is key - make a subtle criticial comment about her weight before proceeding. She'll continue, out of desperation, but her self-esteem will drop through the floor. At that point, you can poke and thrust and slap and gag and face-spurt your way through the entire Urban Dictionary of fucked-up sex acts. Then it's off to the bathroom and out the window, after plugging the toilet. Don't be ashamed afterwards - for her, it's was a good night!
90. TigerLilly - July 9, 2007 12:48 PM
The girl is not fat, but her face is ugly and her hair color is dull. She could look better if she tried. She's just lazy.
91. I work out - July 9, 2007 12:50 PM
MOOOOO
She may be "normal"-- but 66% of Americans are overweight. Get thee to a gym!!
92. Jenny Craig - July 9, 2007 12:50 PM
Belly, thunderthighs, wide ass.
Yep, she's fat.
That was easy.
93. zappy - July 9, 2007 12:51 PM
she's no bigger than beyonce. in fact, she looks a little smaller.
94. All Men - July 9, 2007 12:53 PM
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95. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 12:55 PM
She's not FAT, but she has more fat than she needs. Don't tell me it would hurt her to exercise and lose a few pounds. If she lost 10-15 pounds and worked out more or at all she'd look great. That would not make her anorexic. God people are so dramatic calling a girl like Mandy fat and then suggesting that if Mandy lost weight she'd be Nicole Richie. Douches there's quite a few more pounds between where Mandy is now and too skinny. Fact is there is a hotter healthier bod in there. Anyone defending her is an idiot who just refuses to eat a little less and work out a little more. Count your calories in a typical day and see how much you actually exercise in a week ladies and you'll see that many of you who think that extra fat is healthy are putting in more and using less than you should which equals unnecessary FAT. God I am soooooooo sick of plumper girls thinking that lean girls just eat salads and exercise all day. Work out and watch what you put in your pie hole girls don't need more than 1500 to 2000 calories (dependingon their height) and you should exercise an hour a day, do thatfor a year and we'll see where that "healthy" fat goes. It won't be sticking to your ass anymore I'll tell ya that much.
96. Chauncey Gardner - July 9, 2007 12:56 PM
Wow, she's so amazingly unremarkable.
97. LOLA - July 9, 2007 12:56 PM
Come on you can expect that she weights 100 pounds when she is soooo tall... She looks great!!! NOT FAT!!!!!!
98. Michelle - July 9, 2007 12:57 PM
She's beautiful, and her body is perfect.
99. Hey Fatties - July 9, 2007 12:58 PM
Don't stop with the defensive-supportive comments! Typing burns calories!
100. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 12:58 PM
Corrections
*1500 to 2000 calories a day
*depending on
*that for
101. Leanne - July 9, 2007 12:58 PM
Fat!!? She looks great
102. Michelle - July 9, 2007 12:59 PM
She's ordinary, and her body is fat.
(fixed)
103. Cellulite Is Gross - July 9, 2007 1:01 PM
I think she looks great!
Wait, is that Mandy Moore? I thought it was Dinty Moore.
104. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 1:02 PM
It looks to me like she took her last name a little too literally. Moore butter please, more cheese please, Moore cake please. Ya how about Moore exercise MANDY.
105. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 1:02 PM
It looks to me like she took her last name a little too literally. Moore butter please, more cheese please, Moore cake please. Ya how about Moore exercise MANDY.
106. Ahsley Thomason - July 9, 2007 1:06 PM
MANDY MOORE is NOT fat.... are you crazy. i was stunned when i read that you wrote that about her! she has a normal body and is a better role model than most actresses out there today.
107. Joke - July 9, 2007 1:07 PM
MY GOD!!!!! first you talk about girls who are scary skinny like paris en nicole and now you tell me that mandy is fat???? ARE YOU CRAZYYYY???? this kinds of comments make young adults feel stressed and causes anorexia!!! She's a normal girl! I love the site but now you disgust me!
108. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 1:07 PM
Bah double post just like the double wapper you fatties love so much. Eat that bitches.
109. Ahab - July 9, 2007 1:07 PM
Poor thing. She had to get up and run away because of that harpoon.
110. say what? - July 9, 2007 1:07 PM
i've never commented before and i'm never offended by perez but first time ever been offended by "fat" comment.
MANDY is NOT fat. she's beautiful.
111. Aubree - July 9, 2007 1:09 PM
wow. I think after some of these comments, Yellowstone should blow us up to pieces and start all over. People suck.
what do YOU look like, you, that's right, you! living in your parent's basement....you might want to stop jacking off two seconds and put those Cheetos down before you start making such judgments. Let's start posting pictures of each other and then the real fun will be begin!
I want to kick some asses right now, maybe instead I'll just binge eat and throw it up? That'll make me feel better. Right? To all the very small penises who posted messages that agree with the posting, I hope you spontaneously combust! Oh and the little bitches who posted negative comments, I hope someone shaves your head in the middle of the night. Who knows, might be me. Still love this site though.
112. Tim - July 9, 2007 1:09 PM
First Nicole is too skinny, and now Mandy is too fat. It's like this site finds something to pick on about every celebrity. I wish there had been some type of clue to let me know that people here would be so mean.
113. Nima Jane - July 9, 2007 1:10 PM
FAT? Are you guys insane? Stop hating on women and allow them to be naturally female instead of starved and prepubescent. So she's curvy- relax- stop seeing her femininity as a threat and allow her and women everywhere not to have to CONTROL their appetites to the point of anorexia.
114. carolyn - July 9, 2007 1:10 PM
i thought maybe i was crazy looking at her thinking...fat? maybe not as skinny as usual..but i would definately consider her healthy or thin-ish. no way is she fat. craziness. fat..maybe next to one of the olsen twins, or nicole...or someone made of just skin and bones
115. Aubree - July 9, 2007 1:11 PM
Sorry about all that. I've been in therapy for quite awhile and I recognize when I'm directing my own problems outward. I know this is just a jokey site for trashing celebrities, and not exactly a place with the power to create anything, much less an eating disorders "epidemic."
116. Nima Jane - July 9, 2007 1:12 PM
Especially you ROSIES MUSTACH- what a misogynist you are.
117. Nima Jane - July 9, 2007 1:13 PM
FAT? Are you guys insane? Stop hating on women and allow them to be naturally female instead of starved and prepubescent. So she's curvy- relax- stop seeing her femininity as a threat and allow her and women everywhere not to have to CONTROL their appetites to the point of anorexia.
118. CDC - July 9, 2007 1:14 PM
This is why so many American are overweight (almost 70% of the adult population). So much misdirected energy toward "fat acceptance." Just put down the candy bar and go out for a run. Is it really that difficult? I guess so, for all of the low-willpower blimps commenting here.
119. Ivy - July 9, 2007 1:18 PM
I'm a girl and I say Mandy's porked out. I take care of myself, eat right, and exercise, all of which takes effort, willpower, and self-discipline. Fat people lack the character to do the same, so instead they spend even more time with their mouths open, whining about how society should change to make them feel better. Disgusting lazy swine.
120. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 1:19 PM
She's drinking a 500-900 calorie drink right there in the pool ya morons. That's a quarter to almost half of the calories she needs in a day. Wise up you lazy overeaters.
I love how defensive everyone gets. I practice what I preach. It's not my fault if others don't, but if I didn't have 18 BMI while still enjoying carbs, cake, fries etc... in moderation I wouldn't be writing this shit.
And what computers only function in basements now? Fuck that. This is the World Wide Web so get open up your little pee brains and try to understand that people from all walks of life enjoy blogging not just lazy fatties in Mommy's basement.
121. tiff - July 9, 2007 1:20 PM
Fat? Are you kidding? I think she looks great and healthy. She is honestly one of the most beautiful women in hollywood.
122. carolyn6132 - July 9, 2007 1:20 PM
okay.. i thought maybe i was crazy. glad to see that other people agree.. i was thinking FAT? how about healthy? the only way that mandy moore looks fat in those pictures is if you put her next to one of the olsen twins, or nicole r...
123. Silo333 - July 9, 2007 1:21 PM
Nice feet too!!!
124. Aubree - July 9, 2007 1:21 PM
Dear Mr. No Balls,
You'd be one of the small penises I was referring to. I hope to God you live in CA, you'll be the first to go.
If only you could see what I look like sucka. Whoever you are, Mr. No Balls. Let's get nasty!!! It's fun, all in good fun. Chill and come out from the basement, it's a beautiful day, full of fat chicks like Mandy, right?
125. melissa - July 9, 2007 1:21 PM
You're crazy if you think Mandy Moore is fat.
126. Mooo - July 9, 2007 1:24 PM
How now, MandyCow.
127. Tom Jones - July 9, 2007 1:25 PM
When food was scarce and most poor suckers were starving to death, fat bodies were the beauty ideal and skinny girls were oppressed. Now that food is plentiful and most dumb motherfuckers are eating themselves to death, skinny bodies are the beauty ideal and fat girls are oppressed. File it under “What goes around, comes around.” But take heart, Beth: Food may soon be scarce again, thanks to climate change, and fat girls will rule the runways.
128. Hey where'd my spine go? - July 9, 2007 1:26 PM
Yay!!!!
Finally, The Superficial has converted over to a celebrity fan site! It's about time! All those jokes were so, like, mean and everything!
Yay!!!!
129. ErinBerens - July 9, 2007 1:28 PM
She looks NORMAL and healthy.
130. natalie - July 9, 2007 1:29 PM
she is not fat. she's normal. ass. hahahha
131. Insider - July 9, 2007 1:30 PM
In real life, Mandy Moore is a fat whiny bitch. That's why she goes from guy to guy to guy. She's impossible to satisfy, whether it's on a date or at the dinner table. And when she does fall in love, the guy can easily imagine the 200+ lb wife in his future, and he always looks for a way out. Gotta love the survival instincts of the young male.
132. Newton - July 9, 2007 1:34 PM
There's a thunderstorm and she runs. Cause, or effect?
133. Jules - July 9, 2007 1:34 PM
Too many jerkoffs visit this site with low self esteem and little penises :)
134. Elizabeth - July 9, 2007 1:34 PM
I don't think she's fat.
But I'm quite sure most of the commenters are.
135. Jules - July 9, 2007 1:37 PM
I hate that, because my dad was always proud and rock-hard when he delivered the nightly anal. It made me eager to swallow his cum!
136. sharpeidude - July 9, 2007 1:38 PM
You fucking anti-Mandy assholes have got to stop with the paint sniffing as it's eating away you one brain cell. She looks great and and any real man would hit that like a Marine assault.
137. Bern - July 9, 2007 1:41 PM
Hi-O!
138. celeb.skeet - July 9, 2007 1:42 PM
Mandy looks great with clothes on. Very nice growing into her bones! So what if she has a little chub in the midsection. I would tax that ass hard, long, and strong...
139. stop looking at my cock - July 9, 2007 1:44 PM
"any real man would hit that like a Marine assault."
so, in the company of a bunch of other guys?
Fag.
140. flavio - July 9, 2007 1:48 PM
she's not fat, you are a fuckhead. seriously, when do we get to see some pics of you? calling this perfect hot girl fat is pretty disgusting. why are you so fucking insecure?
141. Mandy Moore - July 9, 2007 1:51 PM
Git in mah bellay!!!
142. flavio - July 9, 2007 1:51 PM
#134 - ding ding ding!!!
143. Closing Statement - July 9, 2007 1:53 PM
So, in conclusion:
Mandy Moore is a fat chick who's a role model (roll model?) for lots and lots (one might say "tons") of other fat chicks.
144. Kamihi - July 9, 2007 1:54 PM
Bullshit is she fat! Whoever writes this shyt is a fucking nut case. God for her shes not a stick insect.
145. christina - July 9, 2007 1:57 PM
you obviously have a slow news day today. I really love your site and most of what you say is right on...but how can you say this girl is fat!!! Its comments like that that make young girls have friggen eating disorders. She looks GREAT!!! If that is Fat, then i want to be FAT!!!
146. asteadyrain - July 9, 2007 1:57 PM
I bet the people calling her fat are girls who have nothing else going for them except the fact that they're super thin. I've met the type, they constantly feel the need to point out everyone else's fat and talk about how it disgusts them just to make themselves feel valuable. Sad, really...
147. Jennifer - July 9, 2007 1:57 PM
Regardless... better Mandy Moore than Michael Moore.
148. toni - July 9, 2007 1:59 PM
Ok knobheads, who the hell is calling her fat? Surely in america, home of the lard arse obese fuckers, you would know the difference between fat and healthily slim?
149. Roger Ebert's malignancy - July 9, 2007 2:01 PM
Fat, not fat, whatever. The problem is that Mandy Moore is BORING! Jesus christ, she's the most fuckin unoriginal, unremarkable, vanilla girl. Boring music, boring voice, boring acting, boring looks - if I wanted to see the "girl next door" I'd just grab my binoculars and go back to the window when I heard her shower go on again. Her success is the result of how easy it is to package a sweet vanilla girl to mass audiences in America, who overidentify with her because she's an unremarkable whitey just like them. Now she's overweight, so the resemblance is even closer.
Mandy Moo doesn't need to lose weight. She needs to get out of the way, and let somebody with talent and originality have a shot at her music and acting opportunities.
150. GOD - July 9, 2007 2:02 PM
She could stand to work out and loose a few but she's pretty. That's the ME honest truth people.
151. cc - July 9, 2007 2:02 PM
screw you all who say she's fat. if you measured her bmi, it would be normal.
152. Undercover - July 9, 2007 2:06 PM
Let's settle this once and for all.
Meet in a dark alley Jets vs Sharks style.
We'll draw a line down the middle and once all the "anti-Mandy/ pro-she's a fatty" get on their side....I predict we'll be staring at a bunch of no-bulge men in Speedos. Right boys? probably all about 5'7" too and couldn't possibly fathom standing next to a woman who is 5'10", your penis would shrink even more, wouldn't it? I'm sorry, I just feel bad for you. Short, no penis and full of baggage. You don't fit this description? No? isn't it unfortunate that that is the image that appears in my head when you post a message?
153. dr. physics - July 9, 2007 2:06 PM
Look how high the water got in the pool when she went in.
154. jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 2:09 PM
There sure is a lot Moore of her than there used to be.......AHA AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA
155. FishDoode - July 9, 2007 2:10 PM
Ok, which one of you ate the comment box for the Alessandra Ambrosio post?
156. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - July 9, 2007 2:11 PM
Holy fuck do we have to put out a primer on what the Superficial is all about? Pay attention kids:
This site is for slagging celebrities.It doesn't matter how accurate our facts or opinions are because this is not the BBC.If you want a celeb dick sucking site there are plenty. Go there and leave all us "jealous, shut in, secretly fat or gay" bloggers in peace. Oh yeah and no one fucking cares where you come from either. A fucktard is a fucktard regardless of his or her nationality.
that being said Mandy is looking a little chunky here. And her pussy smells. And she's not very intelligent.
See it's not so hard..
157. the guy that's sucking her face off in the allisandra post - July 9, 2007 2:16 PM
@155- burp.
158. dr phil - July 9, 2007 2:20 PM
And you know, it's the fat that makes her pussy smell. Because they rub together constantly, those chunky thighs both generate heat and block airflow, the perfect environment for growing unwanted bacteria (given moisture already present from vaginal secretions and spilled slurpies). So remember, if you like women "with curves," be ready to control your reflexive nostril flaring and eye tearing when she takes her panties off, or it'll become an awkward moment.
159. katie - July 9, 2007 2:23 PM
She looks great!
160. no1justminda - July 9, 2007 2:24 PM
She's not fat, you asshole.
161. Jebus - July 9, 2007 2:25 PM
If you think she's fat you're probably a faggot.
162. holy ghost batman - July 9, 2007 2:27 PM
If you're a faggot you probably defend celebrities. On a site devoted to trashing them.
163. Zippy - July 9, 2007 2:31 PM
She's got the Kelly Clarkson problem. When she gains weight, she looks "curvy" so the chubby chasers are in heaven. But she puts it on mostly from the waist down, and she's got itty bitty titties that somehow stay small even when she blimps out. As long as her boobs look like they belong on a shorter, thinner girl, you can't call her "curvaceous" when she puts on weight (especially when the perfectly good term "hydrant-shaped" is available).
164. amy - July 9, 2007 2:32 PM
wtf....i don't agree with you here. not all girls look like fuckin gisele bundchen ok. i think she looks healthy and cute
i imagine you're 6ft4 and totally ripped, lol
165. polypam - July 9, 2007 2:36 PM
Glad to see a normal girl (by Hollywood standards anyway, in real life, she'd be considered a knock-out) instead of the underfed faux-pregnant Nicole Richies of the world. Glad to also see most people agreeing here. She kicks Lindsay's bikini butt any day of the week.
166. pam's polyp - July 9, 2007 2:38 PM
Glad to see The Superficial is no longer criticizing celebrities. I used to get so upset when they posted mean pictures and wrote mean things. Celebs are our friends and role models!!!
167. Les, Mind - July 9, 2007 2:41 PM
Here's why I'll defend Mandy against all haters:
She seems nice, so I think she's nice!
She seems like a regular girl, not conceited, so I think she's a regular girl and not conceited!
She seems like she'd be nice to her fans, so I think she's nice to her fans and I'll be nice to her!
She seems like she's getting fat, and I'm really fat so---
whoops.
168. Flying Monkey - July 9, 2007 2:41 PM
I'd hit it, but i wouldn't call her back
169. jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 2:42 PM
164--NO girls look like Gisele Bundchen. Tall, skinny dudes from like 1972 look like Giselle Bundchen.
170. Legally a Bitch - July 9, 2007 2:46 PM
Ugh...finally a celebrity with a body that looks like mine. Honestly...I watch what I eat and I exercise...but I'm not going to starve myself and work out every fucking day for 3 hours like these other sluts. Seriously, I have a JOB.
171. Lisa - July 9, 2007 2:47 PM
You're fucking out of your mind! I have never commented on this site but this pisses me off. She is no where near being fat.. no wonder so many girls in Hollywood are anorexic.. cause people like you call a normal, healthy, looking girl fat. I always thought you were funny but thats not funny. She looks fine.
172. vwgirl - July 9, 2007 2:47 PM
Fat?? Are you kidding me? Heaven forbid she isn't anorexic with implants. That is soooo sexy. I think she actually seems like a nice person and she definitely isn't fat. It is comments like that causing teenage girls to become anorexic.
173. beautyqueen18 - July 9, 2007 2:48 PM
YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! JUST BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK MANDY MOORE IS FAT, MAYBE CHUBBY IS A BETTER WORD, DOESN'T MEAN THEY THINK EMACIATED NICOLE RICHIE BODIES ARE PERFECTION. THERE IS A HEALTHY MEDIUM. LIKE KATE BECKINSALE, ELISHA CUTHBERT, HALLE BERRY, SHAKIRA, YOU GET MY POINT. YOU ALL HAVE DOWN SYNDROME IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT DISLIKING CHUNKSTERS LIKE MANDY DOESN'T MEAN WORSHIPPING ANOREXICS. GET A CLUE.
174. addendum - July 9, 2007 2:51 PM
addendum to #156: nobody gives a fuck about your own personal details, so don't post a comment just to write about yourself. That's just as conceited as the celebs.
Example:
"Ugh...finally a celebrity with a body that looks like mine. Honestly...I watch what I eat and I exercise...but I'm not going to starve myself and work out every fucking day for 3 hours like these other sluts. Seriously, I have a JOB."
Honestly...Seriously...WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU!!!
175. jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 2:54 PM
I like how self-righteous #173 is right up until she uses DownS Syndrome as the brunt of her joke. Hee hee.....nice try, blowhard. Don't fuck with fatties, but goddammit, you can make fun of them round-eyed mongoloids all you can. HEEEE!!!!!!
176. Aubree - July 9, 2007 2:54 PM
I don't care what any of you say. Isaac Mizrahi loves her!
I'm going to Target, bitches!
hey guys, I hear they're having a sale on padded briefs, you might want to consider.
Let her eat and vacation in peace, my God. She still looks normal.
change of subject: Kathy Griffin--Love her or hate her?
177. Play Doctor - July 9, 2007 2:55 PM
Blubber blubber cry all ya want whales she has chunked up and that extra weight isnt healthy. You know why people snore it's cause the fat around their neck smuches in when they lie down to sleep and it blocks their airways. DISGUSTING! People are way to fat these days. Wake up and smell your deep fried meal chunkers.
So lardies when you bawl your eyes out does oil come out and when you blow your nose are your buggers basically pure lard and do you sweat grease? Ya I thought so.
178. michelle - July 9, 2007 2:57 PM
totally not fat but definitely thicker than she has been. a few more donuts and i think she'll qualify for fat.
maybe we'll see some pregnancy rumors soon.
179. jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 2:58 PM
Quick, someone invoke the old, SHE'S ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS AND THEY'VE MADE HER GAIN WEIGHT bull shit.
180. Tim - July 9, 2007 2:58 PM
I agree with the majority of the commenters, that she looks ok, like a regular girl. But I don't think she has the talent to make up for that fact. And I do worry that her fat pussy will smell bad.
181. Britney Spears - July 9, 2007 3:00 PM
She's gaining weight for a movie roll.
182. PrincessFiona - July 9, 2007 3:02 PM
I think she looks pretty and please stop judgin people by the amount of fat/weight they have!!
Im sure not everyone is a 83 pound underweight anorexic
183. veggi - July 9, 2007 3:03 PM
Why did you make us come back to this post!!!!! And it's obvious that mandy ate the comment box in allisondra or whatever the fuck her name is.
184. Shrek - July 9, 2007 3:04 PM
Honey, no offense but you could lose a few.
185. Shrek - July 9, 2007 3:06 PM
(#182 is definitely the nighttime version)
186. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 9, 2007 3:13 PM
The humor (or vitriol) has reached critical mass! It is now sentient and searching for fat celebrities to devour! Oh look, found one already.
187. Eyyoregirl05 - July 9, 2007 3:15 PM
Reminder that this site is called 'The Superficial' for a reason. People who feel the need to rag on others post simpleton comments like 'she's fat...she's chunky...she's ugly...she's boring'.
Chances are, the posters have very little, narrow minds and do not realize the exterior means so little in the big scheme of things. I was watching Kelly Clarkson this morning thinking how much I love her because she hasn't succumbed to the ridiculous Hollywood standards of what is considered 'pretty'. What makes her gorgeous to me is that she doesn't care about being a bean pole and that makes her sexy as hell.
188. Melde - July 9, 2007 3:15 PM
She looks normal, as in a human being who eats a meal once and a while. She's not Hollywood's, I just got out of Auschwitz and don't I look fabulous, normal.
189. Patrick Bateman - July 9, 2007 3:16 PM
Mandy Moore is perfect. She would undress demurely, with lots of shy giggles, make a nervous but brave and eager attempt at foreplay, then smile very sweetly (lots of eye contact) during uneventful missionary sex. Afterwards I would cut her up into small pieces (I'd need a lot of time) and feed them to stray dogs. I hate boring chicks.
190. eros - July 9, 2007 3:17 PM
Calling her "fat"??
No wonder so many young women have eating disorders. Kelly looks like the average person in the U.S.
What do you want - a nation of Nicoles and Mary-Kates?
191. stats - July 9, 2007 3:19 PM
yeah, lots of young women have eating disorders. specifically, overeating. specifically, they're overweight. there are about 7 overweight young women for every woman with anorexia.
192. Cindy - July 9, 2007 3:20 PM
I go to the mall all the time. I don't think we have to worry about a nation of Nicoles and Mary-Kates.
193. starred_on - July 9, 2007 3:23 PM
she's not fat.
ROSIE is fat.
194. where are we, again? - July 9, 2007 3:23 PM
#187 - "Reminder that this site is called 'The Superficial' for a reason."
How about clicking on "HOME" at the top of the page, to see the real reason why it's called The Superficial? But, I guess if you were smart enough to do that, you wouldn't have written your comment.
For all the confused people here today, with basic information-gathering disabilities, here's what it says:
"About The Superficial
The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible."
So...about 90% of these comments should be purged. And don't tell me you don't know how to...
195. veggi - July 9, 2007 3:24 PM
What's happened here? Where is everyone? *sniffles and crawls into corner*
196. Bartender - July 9, 2007 3:29 PM
I don't think the problem is that society's beauty ideal has become thinner. It's that guys are drinking less beer.
197. Steph - July 9, 2007 3:34 PM
Superficial = idiotic and not worth my time anymore.
Why was I subscribing to an RSS feed anyway?
I think you're just running out of shit to rip on.
198. k - July 9, 2007 3:38 PM
Please do not comment on normal, healthy girls being fat, this is very damaging for teenage girls, and anorexia is very serious and can lead to death. you should be ashamed of yourself.
199. femmeLesAZ - July 9, 2007 3:40 PM
Ummm... She is so sexy. Damn. I wish she liked girls.
200. Thin is In - July 9, 2007 3:42 PM
OK, enough with the fat/not-fat.
She's a babe. She's always been a babe, and any man who doesn't want her just shortens the line for everyone else. Thanks for preferring the anorexics. Say hello to their anxieties for us.
But: would it be too much to ask for Mandy to buy a pair of frigging sunglasses? I mean, every other picture she's squinting like George Castanza. She's at a pool, someplace sunny - is it too much to remember to pack the shades?
201. hollaback - July 9, 2007 3:43 PM
If she is good enough for Vinnie Chase she is good enough for me.
202. nagger please - July 9, 2007 3:45 PM
First..
203. Nina - July 9, 2007 3:46 PM
Her body looks perfectly normal to me.
204. G - July 9, 2007 3:47 PM
I wouldn't say she is fat be definately flabby.
205. Nina - July 9, 2007 3:49 PM
Also I think if I were a guy I would def. give her a second look. Cute.
206. A Lo - July 9, 2007 3:50 PM
Are you serious??? Calling her Fat is ridiculous!!! you comment on how skinny Nicole Richie is... and then comment on Mandy being Fat?!?!? so what if she's got meat on her... put her next to some of the other girls and ask which one guys would prefer!!!
207. get your eyes checked - July 9, 2007 3:53 PM
Agreed, enough with the fat/non-fat. But who says she's a babe and has always been a babe??? She's cute. That's it. She's got a girl-next-door quality that's appealing and similar to, say, hundreds of thousands of girls-next-door. I used to think she's an annoying celeb because she's yet another no-talent singer who's successful due to packaging by a mega-producer, and in her major movie roles she's been no better than hundreds of other young actresses. Also she's been whining endlessly about her failed relationships, which is beyond annoying in a young woman with most of her life ahead of her. But now I have an even better reason to think she's annoying: she has a legion of mindless fans who defend her at annonymous blogs NOT devoted to adoring celebs. Ironically, if anybody wants to go bulimic, they just have to read these permanent teenybobber-fan comments after eating.
208. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 3:53 PM
Why is everyone being so superficial? I mean it's like some of you people think this site is all about being cruel and superficial and making superficial comments and judging people superficially.
OH WAIT A SCOND>>>
FUCK OFF people these celebrity bitches live selfish, greedy, superficial, lives themselves. They pay people to kiss their asses and if they weren't insulted once in a while they would be even more, if it's possible, discusting and self absorbed than they are already. Sites like this one, which if you can read and have a brain you'll understand the purpose of, are necessary for a little something called BALANCE.
Hollywood is completely out of control and all the worshipping and idolization of these filthy walking trainwrecks if fucking ridiculous and just as unhealthy as promoting annorexia. So I am grateful that there are places where these ass-clowns can be brought down a notch.
209. Nina - July 9, 2007 3:54 PM
I think her body weight is more attractive than Alessandra's. A lot more womanly. I like Alessandra's proportions better maybe.
210. scale - July 9, 2007 3:55 PM
Like Mandy herself, it was inevitable that we'd go over 200.
211. tech help - July 9, 2007 3:57 PM
LOL, those guys are wiseasses! Every few months, www.trufflesdirect2u.com sets up a bounce-out link to The Superficial whenever a customer orders their "family size" box of truffles. Always generates about 300 indignant comments in one of the threads.
212. bloo - July 9, 2007 3:58 PM
don't fuck with mandy man. i don't really get this whole fetish of yours, having sex with skeletons and everything...kind of gross.
213. NinZine - July 9, 2007 3:58 PM
Noooo! Not more bikini pics! :)
214. zippysweetcheeks - July 9, 2007 4:00 PM
if she was some random girl on the beach, I would have guessed that she was a professional swimmer
or maybe a softball / volleyball player
215. Lux - July 9, 2007 4:01 PM
She looks normal. Our society obviously has a severe case of body dismorphia that is influenced by the media and it is sad. Has everyone forgotten what a normal healthy person looks like? I have a hard time believing that those of you that criticize others could stand up to this kind of scrutiny, nor qualify to even compete in a hot body bikini contest. I live in Los Angeles, and if you have ever seen an actress in real life, most of them look TOO thin, and it is ridiculous that they have to succumb themselves to deprivation for a job. Get some real perspective idiots!
216. Rosie's Mustach - July 9, 2007 4:05 PM
*disgusting
*train wrecks
*anorexia
217. whitegold - July 9, 2007 4:06 PM
Hurray for celebrity bikini season!!! Whether they look good or bad, it's always entertaining! (and the commenting on such pictures is equally as amusing!)
218. Bill Paxton - July 9, 2007 4:08 PM
I'd eat her shit
219. veritas - July 9, 2007 4:10 PM
Eating disorders are caused by families, not by pictures. Sorry, but it's the truth. All the skinny models and actresses in the world could die, and there'd be no change in anorexia rates (they haven't changed in decades).
Patients with eating disorders are among the most defensive and denial-oriented of all, so it's probably the last thing they ever want to talk about. But get them (and their families) on the topic of ideals of beauty in "the media" and watch as they drain all the oxygen out of the room with their useless unproven slogans.
Mostly people in America are fat and unfit, and they need to eat less and exercise more, instead of worshiping flabby Saint Mandy. And if you're worried that your daughter might be developing anorexia, don't obsess about web sites. Just try to stop being such a heartless controlling bitch.
220. Louise - July 9, 2007 4:10 PM
I cannot believe you called her FAT! She looks fit and fabulous. You are the reason that 13 year old girls vomit everything they eat, and why people die every day from anorexia. You have blood on your hands.
I will not be viewing The Superficial any longer. I hope others will join me, in defense of the millions of women who kill themselves to weigh what a nine year old weighs.
221. Laura - July 9, 2007 4:13 PM
She is not fat all. She looks healthy. People always complain about how skinny Nicole or Paris are. She looks fine.
222. callous - July 9, 2007 4:14 PM
220, come back when you loose some weight bitch
223. jesus - July 9, 2007 4:15 PM
All of the people offended here by people saying she's fat really have no business being on this site in the first place.
224. Please Do What Louise Says - July 9, 2007 4:16 PM
"I will not be viewing The Superficial any longer. I hope others will join me, in defense of the millions of women who kill themselves to weigh what a nine year old weighs."
Oh please oh please oh please oh please!
225. Jenny - July 9, 2007 4:19 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU STUPID OBESE AMERICAN SHITHEADS AND GO GET AN ACTUAL BRAIN.
226. On Cue - July 9, 2007 4:19 PM
LMAO!!!
#219 says "controlling bitch" and then all-laughs Louise says "I will not be viewing The Superficial any longer. I hope others will join me, in defense of the millions of women who kill themselves to weigh what a nine year old weighs."
I don't like the fat comment, I'm leaving, you all must think my way also and leave too. Shit, if I had a mom like that, I'd totally battle her by not eating. FUCK YOU MOM - HERE'S MY FUCKIN RIBCAGE! hahahaha
227. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - July 9, 2007 4:21 PM
"She looks normal. Our society obviously has a severe case of body dismorphia "
Yeah that and a few other things, but I'm pretty sure only my doctor is supossed to know about that.
228. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 4:22 PM
156/U got Ballz:
Manday Moore iz lezz famouz
than our babyladyzpearz☻
and thatz bad☺☻
zhe fatt, juzt like
mommiedeareztzpearz☻zhez got
a zhort boy body and an ugly
face☻☻and zhe zmellz like fizh
in 100 degreez and zhez a terrible
actrezz, with no boyfriend☻
229. Crazylover - July 9, 2007 4:23 PM
You know psychologically the things we insult in other people are the things we are the most insecure of in ourselves...ie everyone on the site is a fat fucker. Mandy Moore is gorgeous in every way.
230. Aislinn - July 9, 2007 4:23 PM
You all are cracking me up! Especially the posts begging the Superfish not to set a bad example for teenage girls. If teenage girls are coming to this site for serious weight/life advise, they are so fucked up already that becoming anorexic would be the least of their worries.
231. jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 4:24 PM
Jesus H. Christ! Is there some sort of alarm that goes off with dumpy chicks around the globe? QUICK--ONE OF OUR CHUBBY SISTERS IS BEIGN MALIGNED! FAT POWER TO THE RESCUE!!!!! Where the fuck are all you tubs of shit hiding all the other days?
And what's the official verdict....are Americans fat obese monsters or are we a nation full of walking cadavers? You guys are really struggling with this--which way should we bash the Americans today, are they too fat or are they too skinny? Is Mandy Moore another American fat ass or is she perfectly healthy?
232. Gippy - July 9, 2007 4:24 PM
I know this has already been said a billion times, but the girl is not fat. She’s probably not even as heavy as the average woman. I’m kind of weirded out that the writers of this site seem to have hard ons for stick thin, shapeless models who look more like scrawny adolescent boys than grown women. Most heterosexual men I know tend to like curves.
233. missj - July 9, 2007 4:26 PM
I agree with the majority, she isn't hardly fat even though she does look a little bit on the rough side in these pics. But you might as well let ppl say what they want about her. To the person who claimed that sites like these bring celebrities down a bit, first of all not all celebrities act the same, and second, i'm about 99.999999999999999999% she or any other celebrity isn't reading this and dosen't give a flying f*** about what people say. If she was self concious about her body she wouldn't have been in a bikini period. As for teens becoming anorexic over wanting to be thin let's hope that the parents step in and do a little more on teaching their children what beauty is.
234. dr phil - July 9, 2007 4:26 PM
Fat is often stored in the brains of naive young girls. Case in point: krazihottkelli. Consider that before kissing MandyMoo's hooves.
235. Aislinn - July 9, 2007 4:28 PM
btw, as for how Mandy looks: her weight is probably fine, but she looks out of shape. Most men I know like curves too -- but not when they start to appear in folds around the stomach.
50 sit ups a day should do the trick.
236. JOKE - July 9, 2007 4:30 PM
my god I feel very sad when I read these comments, you are all acting like she's huge while first of all a photo makes you a couple of pounds bigger and second of all she's just a couple of pounds heavier than nicole or paris who are unhealthy skinny! Sorry for my english i'm from belgium and i think it's very sad you americans can be so unhealthy extreeeeeeemmm! you guys are crazy talking like that! I'm not a Mandy-fan but i'm extremely worried a lot of young kids getting anorexia because of this kind of nonsense
237. Fit?Fat? Fuckoff - July 9, 2007 4:30 PM
#225 guess what? No one cares your not American. Really, only you do. I've said it before a hundred times but allow me to type slowly for all you foriegn types:
No One FUCKING CARES where you are from. Geography plays no part in the making of a douche,unless yor French, obviously.
238. Diddle Doo - July 9, 2007 4:31 PM
Mandy Moore is naturally beautiful and healthy looking. She is not fat. You people can be SO MEAN!
And I don't get post #228 WTH???
239. It's Pat - July 9, 2007 4:31 PM
jrzmommy - the verdict is that Americans are successfully battling the too-thin Hollywood ideal. Very, very successfully...
240. Coach - July 9, 2007 4:33 PM
Mandy looks exactly like the cows on my high school basketball team. As long as they can make good use of their widebodies, more power to 'em. Of course, if it were 10 years from now I sure would skip my daily peek into the shower room...
241. Blubbering for Blubbers - July 9, 2007 4:33 PM
My heart bleeds for the future walking cadavers! My heart bleeds for the knocked-kneed chubbers. I blubber for blubbers! BOO HOOO.....all those poor kids who are going to catch anorexia from logging onto this site......like crabs from a toilet seat. BOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO
242. BladAsBritney - July 9, 2007 4:34 PM
#236 if your from Belgium I'd be more worried about some pedo kidnapping my kid than any eating disorder.
243. kitten - July 9, 2007 4:35 PM
You really need to get some glasses. There is no way that she is fat. She is normal, and healthy looking and is how women should look, not like skeletons as in Victoria Beckham. This is how people start suffering from eating disorders because of idiots like you.
244. Blow Me Hard Bitch - July 9, 2007 4:38 PM
Saying Mandy Moore is fat is like saying that krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ writes intelligent, thought provoking prose.
245. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - July 9, 2007 4:39 PM
Europeans need to focus more on not getting blown up by the poor innocent Muslim fanatic terrorists that the United States shouldn't be trying to stop and not the americans' waistlines. Just sayin'.
Where is that Scotland asshole who got into the debate a few weeks ago that said that there is no terrorism in Scotland?
246. gay4girls - July 9, 2007 4:40 PM
You tell 'em, Kelli!
247. Col - July 9, 2007 4:40 PM
Just because she doesn't throw up after she eats doesn't mean she's fat! And if she does throw up after she eats then all you pap do is call her a skinny skank! No need to stir up controversies when there need not to be one!
248. gay4girls - July 9, 2007 4:44 PM
@231 jrzmommy is usually right except when she rips on my krazyhottkelli.
Fat people are weird. They look fine when I don't wear my glasses.
249. Freddy Mercury's Ghost Weighs In - July 9, 2007 4:47 PM
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
250. Aislinn - July 9, 2007 4:49 PM
#238 -- I didn't get it at first either. Then I realized Krazihotkelli is probably a ten year old with chicken pox or something and nothing better to do than write ridiculous posts. Using lots of little graphics and changing all her s's to z's.
251. racers7 - July 9, 2007 4:50 PM
She doesn't look fat. When did they say she became fat? Is there another picture of her fat? Then where did this photo come from? Are there fat photos and thin photos of the young hollywood? I'm a little confused. Anyway, she looks pretty good. I don't see fat.
252. Joe Tex's Ghost Weighs in - July 9, 2007 4:51 PM
Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"
You done knocked me down once
Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down
Huh!
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
253. LivewireT - July 9, 2007 4:55 PM
She is NOT fat--She looks healthy and of normal weight.
Seems to be the consensus.
254. Spinal Tap Weighs In - July 9, 2007 4:55 PM
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
255. N.W.A. Weighs In - July 9, 2007 4:59 PM
It's funky fresh Eazy E new kid on tha block
And already got a fat girl on my jock
Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple
I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze
Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do?
I busted a U, went tha other way again
but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride
funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five
Stampede was rushin, I double looked
and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook
Five four three ugly as can be, she said
Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me?
I said no
Huhu yes you do suga
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body
When she said that she loved me, I was in shock
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock
I got a fat girl on my joc
Fat girl
Got a fat girl on my jock
She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear, said
Love me, hug me!
I was hell, victim of a scandal
coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story, it's quite ill
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock
256. Bored - July 9, 2007 5:00 PM
Not fat, just right. According to the superficial celebs are either way too skinny or fat cows. About 99.99999% of celebs fall into one of those two categories. Getting kinda boring actually.
257. Lulu - July 9, 2007 5:00 PM
All you people who say shes fat obviously prefer to fuck little boys than real women.
258. What? No SMA? - July 9, 2007 5:00 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
259. Sir Mix A Lot Weighs In - July 9, 2007 5:01 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! Yeah!
Fellas!
Yeah!
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Hell yeah!
Tell 'em to shake it!
Shake it! Shake it!
Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
260. The Fat Kidz Weigh In - July 9, 2007 5:07 PM
Yo fritz, put on a mothafucking beat, that we can shake our mothafucking rolls to
Yo, fat kidz are ya with me?
Put your mothafucking hands high in the air, let me see your little chubby digits
It's about to get sweaty in here ya'll, you might want to bring a fan
It ain't easy, being about 250, when you're 15 years old
That's what real life's about
Hey yo, fat people are hard to kidnap
So if you're fat and you're all in this bitch, then grab your nutsack
Fat bitches, don't feel left out
Cause you can grab one of them skinny bitches, and knock her ass out
Chubby love, show a ninja some
Cause this fat motherfucker stay ready however they come
A hungry rapper, cannible lyricist
I got host of MC's like you inside my shit
Standing poolside with a t-shirt on
Unless I'm showering or fucking, my clothes stay on
I got double cheeseburgers chasing me in my sleep
And fine hoes checking me out but scared to speak
Off the chain, off the scale, I ain't watching no weight
I'm at the barbecue high ass hell fixing my plate
XX to the X-L, hit me 3 times
Come correct with my burger and fries, the king sized
"This song is dedicated to all the fat people world wide, dead or alive. Biggy Smalls, The One Man Gang, Chubb Rock, Chris
Farley, 8 Ball, John Candy, Big Pun, Bam Bam Bigalow, Fred Bearing, Kevin Smith, E-40, Matt Nips, King Kong Bundy, Fat Joe,
Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Fat Albert, and the Fat Boys, and Grimace. Monoxide use to be fat."
261. Ice Cube & Too Short wants their props - July 9, 2007 5:09 PM
I like fat bitches, and I like 'em slim
I'll take a fat bitch, and stick my dick right in, her big fat ass
She'll make me cum again
I'm mack daddy bitch, fuck her friend
I saw your homegirl, she said whats up with us
I said nothing, fucked her on a tour bus
She got it good too, dicked down on the floor
The bitch was fine, but the pussy ain't good as yours
262. Bored - July 9, 2007 5:11 PM
yeah we get it, you can copy and paste lyrics.
263. The Jersey Salute - July 9, 2007 5:12 PM
yeah, we get it, #262--you're a humorless fuckwit.
264. Made - July 9, 2007 5:14 PM
OH MY GOD !!! This is unbelievable ! If you not skinny , you're fat !! WTF ! You call this FAT ??? She is so pretty and PERFECT ! Mandy you're look beautiful ! You're thin.. and NOT FAT!
265. Bored - July 9, 2007 5:15 PM
Humour requires a little effort, any monkey with access to google and a memory for any song referring to a 'big butt' or similar, can do what you've just done.
266. Horny The Clown - July 9, 2007 5:15 PM
#263: He's not a fuckwit.
He's an asshat.
267. yourmom - July 9, 2007 5:18 PM
guy who wrote this, youre an absolute moron.
268. Danklin24 - July 9, 2007 5:20 PM
SF, im convinced you're the dumbest fuck on the planet if you think this girl's fat. She's one of the hottest females I have ever seen. She is by no means fat.
Im also becoming convinced you jack off to Lindsay Lohan pictures like this [url]http://thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/nicole-richie-beach-08.jpg[/url]
269. Miserable Bastard - July 9, 2007 5:21 PM
I choose to not get involved in the whole fat/not fat argument. A few good points have been made on both sides, but it has gone on too long and become redundant. Instead, I'd like to interject here with a new topic in an attempt to alter the course of this thread and elevate the level of commentary.
She appears to have an ever-so-mild case of pig-face.
270. Danklin24 - July 9, 2007 5:22 PM
My bad, i meant nicole richie.
271. alsdkfj - July 9, 2007 5:26 PM
i'd do her. and i'm a straight girl.
272. jhgfkhjgfjhg - July 9, 2007 5:45 PM
shes not fat. she has a real body. since when does everyone in hollywood.. or the world have to be bone seeing skinny.
273. Hilarious - July 9, 2007 5:52 PM
I'm no stick figure and I'm no cow . . . and I think both sides are fucking hilarious. All these people posting about this site being pro-anorexic, other people posting about how she's a fat cow. C'mon fuckers, it's a site to make fun of everyone for anything at anytime. It isn't about anything legitimate or intelligent. We're not here curing cancer or ending wars or ridding the world of hunger so how about we just appreciate the FUCKING HILARIOUS wit of some of the posts? Don't get your Huggies in a bunch jerk-offs.
Fatties: Go eat a fucking Twinkie if this site makes you think the anorexics are picking on your fat asses.
Anorexics: Go look at pictures of food and then hit the treadmill for a couple of hours all the while cursing the fatties for whining.
There. Now is everyone happy?
Oh, and we're all fucking morons on this site so don't bother getting all uppity and shit about how my post. Honestly! For fuck's sake.
274. wisp - July 9, 2007 5:58 PM
Congratulations, you've made me remember why I used to be offended by this blog. Most of the snark around here is slightly amusing but this is just downright distasteful and offensive. Mandy Moore is most certainly NOT fat; she is healthy and I think she has a very pretty body. All of you who are making 'beached whale' comments need to get your fucking eyes checked.
275. Beached Whale - July 9, 2007 6:01 PM
Two-seventy-five. That's sounds about right (after her first kid).
276. Chargette - July 9, 2007 6:04 PM
She is like 5'10 or 5'11. She has to weigh more than 110lbs or she would look like a total freak. Those Victoria's Secret models photograph really well but in person they look like freaky malnourished beanpoles. It is not even healthy to be almost 6 feet tall and weigh around 100lbs.
277. observer - July 9, 2007 6:09 PM
Fatties seem to derive endless satisfaction from opening their mouths, whether it's to make the same basic comment 250 times, or demolishing a supersized icecream sundae.
278. Mandy is What - July 9, 2007 6:09 PM
First of all, Mandy is Fucking Gorgeous. I honestly don't know if you were joking or not about Mandy being "fat", but seriously, take those kind of comments down a notch. Her body is perfect the way it is. Period.
279. Snog - July 9, 2007 6:11 PM
She not fat you dipshit.
280. kathy - July 9, 2007 6:11 PM
do you guys ever stop to think that thesuperficial deliberately posts inflammatory remarks so it can drive up traffic and ad revenue as hundreds of people comment?
281. Mandy is Plain and Fat - July 9, 2007 6:12 PM
"but seriously, take those kind of comments down a notch."
who the fuck are you? take your commands and shove them up your ass. you're not the moderator, fuckface.
282. Aubree - July 9, 2007 6:18 PM
238--
I think that 228 has got to be a 13 year old girl who is currently watching "Sweet Sixteen" on MTV. Either that or she's like Tolkien and she has developed her own language.
plus she's kelli and she's "krazi" hot
sorry, i had to
283. Lord of all Penises - July 9, 2007 6:21 PM
I'm happy to see that fat chicks are so supportive of each other. Because they're not going to be spending much social time with attractive thin girls, or with guys (at least not before last call).
284. tintin - July 9, 2007 6:22 PM
282 aubrey, 228 is a total attention whore all over this site. Talk about needy...
285. Tim - July 9, 2007 6:22 PM
Criticize her all you want, I think she's a whale of an actress.
286. Bob Costas - July 9, 2007 6:24 PM
Don't be so quick to say she's too heavy - those thighs are what allowed her to lead the league in yards-after-contact last season.
287. At The Movies - July 9, 2007 6:26 PM
She really shouldn't let herself go like that. She's got about 10 prime years as an actress, and she's eating herself out of roles right now. She's not going to have a long career because she's very, very ordinary.
288. Tracy - July 9, 2007 6:50 PM
These are the funniest comments yet!!! I love the ones that say she's fat. I'm a big fat size six too. I'm eating my lunch right now. It's a salad... but I put cheese AND dressing on it. I should have had a cigarette & a sugar free red bull. HA!
289. krazihottkelli - July 9, 2007 6:51 PM
High*********
FATTFUCKFACEZ********
Juzt got back from the beach***
my fuckin lipz R burnt,
itz zo fucking hott out there***
U guyz enjoying your Twinkiez//?**
Yea, I got munchiez....
lookz like mandy moore haz
the munchiez all the time
that bitch iz fuckin fattazz!
290. ladida - July 9, 2007 7:01 PM
289 Which set of lips? Now shut up.
291. Aubree - July 9, 2007 7:02 PM
tintin-
I see what ya mean. the more I see, the more I stand by the fact that she has pictures of the cast of "Laguna Beach" on her bedroom walls and thrives to one day become BFF with Lindsey.
292. ElatedPornStar - July 9, 2007 7:03 PM
Wow, just look at all these comments! Mandy Moore can't possibly be THAT important now, can she?
One more couldn't hurt.
293. amanda - July 9, 2007 7:07 PM
whatever man i'd love to have her body shes gorgeous unless you like herion waif girls!
294. undercover - July 9, 2007 7:10 PM
ok, ok, ok, really fun game. ready?
guess who I am...
yokoolpeeps**
ur so lame
Iamkrazi
and hott%#@@@
:):)>>>
ijustwenttothebeach
i hope my krazihott bod gets on this site next to Lindseys
iheartyouall.
east lotzof pork
ps. Brad Pitt is a hottie!!!
got it? make sense? no, didn't think so.
295. tintin - July 9, 2007 7:15 PM
294 Oooh, this is fun, I wanna play! Are you Britney Spear's stupider younger sister with a lobotomy? Am I close?
296. #281 Can blow these nuts - July 9, 2007 7:17 PM
#281 can lick my balls. I actually recommended this site over AIM to my peeps, so don't fucking question my support for this site.
You're a fucking troll #281. I'm out.
297. undercover - July 9, 2007 7:22 PM
rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
i love this site, but for some reason i feel like today is the day of the teen blog club.
maybe tomorrow will be a brighter day.
peace. and tin tin....you're close!
298. tintin - July 9, 2007 7:26 PM
297 Thanks, undercover, for the game - I agree with you and aubrey in 291. I long for either September when school or daycare starts, or for an early drug overdose. It can't come too soon enough.
299. krazihottkelli - July 9, 2007 7:29 PM
290/ how did cha no
that I lay out naked
zometimez? R U watchin
me?...U fuckin wizhed***
294/undercover namelezzfucker;
thatz funny,U B=ing Me!!
and Brad Pitt iz zo freakin hott..
and zo iz Angelina...
U R a zcared chickenzhit and
zo iz the girl after your poztz....
300. ladida - July 9, 2007 7:37 PM
#299 is a perfect example of why excessive alcohol abuse during pregancy isn't good - fetal alcohol syndrome isn't just tragic, it's fucking annoying.
301. NRA today - July 9, 2007 7:39 PM
kelli, is there a gun in your house? Would you go pull the trigger to see if it's loaded? Be sure and look down the barrel while you do it.
302. IWannaFuckMsMoore - July 9, 2007 7:41 PM
She's not fat, she's just not a smoker like Ambrosio, cokehead like Richie or anorexic like Posh.
In other words, she's a healthy, normal girl.
And I've seen paparazzi pics of her working out all the time.
303. tintin - July 9, 2007 7:45 PM
Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel have better bodies. Moore is so whitebread.
304. xoxo - July 9, 2007 7:47 PM
are you kidding me?! she is a normal healthy human being. no wonder stars feel pressure to be stick-thin.
305. xoxo - July 9, 2007 7:47 PM
are you kidding me?! she is a normal healthy human being. no wonder stars feel pressure to be stick-thin.
306. krazihottkelli - July 9, 2007 8:02 PM
#300=my mom izn't a
fuckin alcoholic like
U , bitch...I'm zure
all of your kidz new
heart zurgery becoz of U
and your drinking, bitch...
pooor kidzzz.
#301/NRA bitch:
yea, I have about 300 gunz
want to look down the barrel
of a couple...how about my
M=16,AR=15, 30/30, 357 magnum,
pick one..my grandpa left them
to me...he waz a gun freak like
me......bitch
307. Lucy - July 9, 2007 8:05 PM
#22, you're an idiot. "I Feel the Earth Move" was written by Carole King.
I think everyone should just chill the fuck out. I'm pretty sure this was a sarcastic post, it's not the first time Mandy Moore's been called fat. Which is ridiculous, because you can look at her and tell that she isn't. Anyway. I'm done pointing out the obvious.
308. andyman - July 9, 2007 8:09 PM
Dude, she has a body... which is to say, all them skinny chicks you been eyeballin do not. She might need a lil tan.
309. Lexoka - July 9, 2007 8:30 PM
You shouldn't get high before writing your posts, she's not fat !
310. Aubree - July 9, 2007 8:34 PM
krazi with a "k" and "i" , undercover=aubree
it's no secret, now you know.
how are your Harvard apps coming?
tintin--the secret is out.
I am new here, but having much fun-thanks for playing the game.
krazi-we're just joking, now go put on your onesies and have mom read you "Lindsey and Paris Eat Poop" it's one of my favs!
btw--that gun comment scares the shit out of me.
311. ladida - July 9, 2007 8:54 PM
Who's joking? That gunfreak kelli's idea of a response is to take your remark and just toss it back in "I'm not you are" form - pathetic, no game at all. Too bad typekey lets just any idiot kid post. She'll be boring stupid and a waste of time and space when and if she ever grows up.
312. Bill Clinton - July 9, 2007 8:57 PM
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
my mom izn't a
fuckin alcoholic like
U , bitch...I'm zure
all of your kidz new
heart zurgery becoz of U
and your drinking, bitch...
pooor kidzzz.
#301/NRA bitch:
yea, I have about 300 gunz
want to look down the barrel
of a couple...how about my
M=16,AR=15, 30/30, 357 magnum,
pick one..my grandpa left them
to me...he waz a gun freak like
me......bitch
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Shut the fuck up, cunt.
313. ladida - July 9, 2007 9:01 PM
Why is it bigbadguntotinkelli thinks everyone on this site is a bitch? Mommy issues, big time. Nothing like a 8PM computer curfew to make you pissy, huh, kid?
314. Aislinn - July 9, 2007 9:17 PM
Krazihotkelli is annoying and illiterate. We can now add "psycho" to the list. You're going to get expelled from the third grade, sweetie, if you don't stop talking about guns and calling people bitches.
Did you forget you're neopets password and had to join the adults over here?
315. dae - July 9, 2007 9:21 PM
i love how the guy who writes these things for the papp pictures can hide behind his computer. why doesnt he man up and post some pictures of him in his swim shorts? i bet you his body aint that hot...and he could never get a girl as hot or in shape as Mandy Moore.
316. tintin - July 9, 2007 9:22 PM
310 Aubrey, rather than Hahvahd, I predict a career in the food service industry for kelli. But due to a big mouth, inability to write English, and a short attention span, she'll be fired from every fast-food job, even the one at Sonic. Then she'll attempt to knock over a 7-11 with one of grandpa's guns, but because she leaves behind a "to do" list (#1 wear zki mazk ☺ #2 bring gunz) spelled with Zs and emoticons, the cops have no trouble finding her. She then finds out from her nice new female friends in lockup that "the pokey" is more than just a nickname.
I mean, really, you can see it coming.
317. anonymous - July 9, 2007 9:27 PM
i hate people like you who go around making girls feel bad about their bodies. mandy moore is NOT fat. i'm very glad to see a celebrity of normal size. i thtink shes about my height and weight, and im offended that you would think she is fat. you're a fcking sh!tbag and i bet you weigh 600 pounds and have zits. so go die. i don't think the world will miss ya. kthanks.
318. fuckerzzz - July 9, 2007 9:35 PM
how is she fat? by fat do you mean better looking than you? cause i'd beleive it.
319. hateu - July 9, 2007 9:38 PM
she is a friggin babe.
320. zhj225 - July 9, 2007 9:40 PM
no way is she fat.
i bet you just said that to get a bunch of people who never post shit to give you our email address so you can send us a bunch of lame crap. tool.
321. mandymoorerocks - July 9, 2007 9:41 PM
wow, what a bunch of jealous bitches on here. get off your ass and stop dreaming cause you won't look half as good as mandy. so what if she's not a size 2? you're prolly just posting this because she won't show everything like most of the whores you admire. this girl has class and talent. how many of you have reached her level of fame?? none of u???? ok then asswipes.
322. kitty_kat - July 9, 2007 9:43 PM
Hey man, this is just plain ridiculous. Just because she isn't a friggin' bone rack like that boring-ass Brazilian model that you stalk, doesn't make her fat by default. Her body isn't uber-sexy or anything, but FAT??? C'mon!
323. janice - July 9, 2007 9:43 PM
krazislutkelli -SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
u r a s-k-a-n-k.
even you can underztand that bitch.
324. The Superficial - July 9, 2007 9:44 PM
#317 Please address your comments to the appropriate poster rather than indulging in hatemongering at large. And if you're going to write "fck" and "sh!t" for Christ's sweet sake, please write it out like an adult rather than the fat stubby teenager that I know you are. Remember, I can see you, and just FYI the one on your chin looks about ripe to pop by now. Just sayin'.
325. sabeno - July 9, 2007 10:14 PM
yes, you are a douchebag..I second that. Mandy Moore is what a normal chic should look like, not these anorexic, nasty, sickly tanned skanks that you keep posting about..
326. Nyquill - July 9, 2007 10:25 PM
Mandy Moore is not fat, she just isn't toned. A lot of girls are just naturally skinny, but they don't work out at all, and eat a crappy diet, so they are skinny, but always have a little pudge there....nothing wrong with it.
327. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 10:34 PM
lookz like alot
of people need to
get their perzcriptionz
filled☺☻
U guyz hate me zo much...
thank U...I love to make
people hate, itz fuckin
fun...and U azzdickz fall
for that zhit every fuckin
time..U R the dumbezt people
I have ever zeen...I know zo
many kidz that R zo much zmarter
than U cupcake fuckz...enjoy...
your ztupid livez..I love my life...
itz fanfreakintaztic whorez.....☻
328. lastangelman - July 9, 2007 10:40 PM
Gazingamarch! Preschoolers in bikinis? AAAuuuggghh! My eyes are burning! Stop!Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Cause you're evil you want me to go blind, you nasty old you, you!
329. XXXfiles - July 9, 2007 10:44 PM
#327 How sadly pathetically desperate are you to be noticed that any attention, no matter how negative, makes you happy? Are you so needy to be abused that you deliberately make yourself obnoxious and get off on people telling you to fuck off and die? Good luck with loving that fanfreakintastic kind of life, I'm sure we'll see you in bondage films in the near future - hopefully with a decent gag. You got a lot of serious problems, kid, your parents must be REAL fucking proud of YOU.
330. Jen - July 9, 2007 10:45 PM
Well, I'd do her over Nicole Richie anyday.
331. mrs.t - July 9, 2007 10:48 PM
@ #8, Mike: NIce Entourage quote. Made me smile.
332. mrs.t - July 9, 2007 10:53 PM
lamebana.....i mean kelli? Just go away, sad, dimwitted little girl.
333. kustiassholekelli - July 9, 2007 10:57 PM
kelli is like one of those dogs that insist on scooting their assholes along the carpet leaving a stinky little shit trail, while yapping "lookit me, lookit me, see what i can do, i made you notice me, yahoo, wheee!"
334. mrs.t - July 9, 2007 11:02 PM
#333-perfect. Now I'll sign off for the evening, trying NOT to imagine the huge skidmark that kelli's mom has to wash out of her undies.
krazizteamingzhitpantzkelli
335. XXXfiles - July 9, 2007 11:10 PM
#333 OK, make that scat films instead of bondage. Either one will do, she's a natural.
336. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 11:19 PM
334=mrz.T:
zign off, and go zleep
with the old ugly piece
of zhit U married....hahah☻
339=xxxfilez..namelezzfuck:
whatever..zay what cha want,
your the one without a dezent
life...U never leave that computer,
U fattfuck...now, get up and go
over to the kitchen and get yourzelf
a big fatt bowl of Ice cream, fatty,
learn to take a freakin zwim once
in a while...asshole☻
337. XXXfiles - July 9, 2007 11:28 PM
#336 The truth hurts, doesn't it, kelli? hahah, too bad you're the only one who's laughing, kid. Pity you're too dim to realize "U never leave the computer" is really fuck-stupid to pitch as a retort when you're the one who's on here 24/7 filling us in on your pathetic life. We don't fucking care, you numb cunt, don't you get it yet?
338. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 11:38 PM
the only thing that
hurtz iz your azzhole
coz U have your head
ztuck up there, dickweed..
and I'm am not on here 24/7
but U r and in different
namez...afraid to zhow your
real name..azzhole...
339. #336 - July 9, 2007 11:38 PM
#336 thinks they are unique and intelligent because they converse like a hacker.
you are a joke. say something funny if you're really that smart. so far, you're nothing more then the but of a joke. get over yourself and get lost loser.
340. say something funny #336 - July 9, 2007 11:40 PM
Say something funny #336. i dare you
341. aussie driver - July 9, 2007 11:41 PM
337 She never fucking leaves this site, does she? Just like a turd that refuses to be scraped off a boot.
342. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 11:41 PM
at leazt the 6 hrz.
a day that U R on
from 11=6..I am zurin,
but your fattazz iz
eating and commenting
under fakeazznamez...
lozer☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
343. #336=desperate as fuck - July 9, 2007 11:45 PM
i'm waiting for you to say something that is perceived as being funny #336. see how much you fail at being funny. it will be absolutely HILARIOUS to everyone, except you of course.
344. alex - July 9, 2007 11:45 PM
Mandy looks like the girl next door. Especially if you live next to a Jenny Craig.
345. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 11:45 PM
zo now , your zcreen name
iz a number..chickenzhit☻
we'll juzt call U chickenzhit
or dirtchicken or DrPlowstuz..
thatz probably who U r...running
with your little dick tucked up
real tight between your legz and
uzing fake namez, coz U can't handle
anyone zaying mean thingz to your
uzelezz azz...damn, U crumble eazy..
how old R U..? fuckin5? real piece
of zhithole U r..
346. aussie driver - July 9, 2007 11:47 PM
342 Fake names - so fucking what? The only reason you're using your own name is not because you're brave or daring - it's because you don't have the imagination or the mother-wit to think up one!
347. #346 is my hero - July 9, 2007 11:49 PM
#342, Well said. I'm not going to be the troll he expects us to be, but, I really want to see if he has it in him to say something witty. Which I doubt wholeheartedly.
348. aussie driver - July 9, 2007 11:49 PM
#344 Fucking funny, man!
349. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 11:50 PM
340/your dick lookz
like your fuckin
face..dickhead...
and 4 your 411...
I'm not here to tell
fucking jokez, and thatz
what U think your here for
and U never zay anything
funny....
bitch..I'm hear, becoz thiz
zite hatez and I love to
hate the ztupid azzholez
like U...
350. i meant #346 - July 9, 2007 11:50 PM
I MEANT TO SAY #346. #342 CAN SUCK THESE
351. You love it, don't you bitch? - July 9, 2007 11:54 PM
Call me out for calling you a lame hacker wannabe? You, as #346 so elegantly put it, have no balls or imagination to make a comment considered intellectual or witty. this is the only way you know how to chat with those who you feel are less capable, or intelligent then you.?
you really have no idea, do you kid?
352. aussie driver - July 9, 2007 11:55 PM
#347 Thanks, but there's nothing there and nobody home, mate. She makes a point of using a real name, like there's some fear factor virtue in it? Get her to post her address and her mum's credit card number next, she's dumb enough, God knows.
353. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 11:56 PM
346/347/348:
U guyz are zuckin
each otherz dickz
while complementing
on each otherz commentz...
not jokez..by any meanz...
dick zuckerz: U zo want
to have hiz babiez...
U zick fuckerz...watch
zome fuckin porn and ztop
pumpin each other up..your
dickz R way to zmall to do
that..and I zaw your fatt
tittz that U fuckerz have..
dang, U need that bra Pariz
haz on, but bigger..nazty fuckz☻
354. Homophobic and lame. how delightful - July 10, 2007 12:01 AM
Haha #353. I think this is her or his (who f'in cares) way of being funny. Good try, but no cigar you god damn lmao.
Get a life, and please, stop trying to show up those you feel are less worth than you. What goes around, comes around my friend.
I am not posting anymore because this individual is an absolute joke to the site itself.
355. aussie driver - July 10, 2007 12:04 AM
349 You fuckwit, the site hates celebrities, which you certainly aren't and never will be, unless you manage to die spectacularly in a car smash when Lindsay Lohan misses the paparazzi and hits you instead - and even then you'll be "nameless bystander". You really are clueless, ya drongo bitch, ya.
356. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 10, 2007 12:04 AM
352/auzziedriver:
yea, U zound like your
from Auztralia..don't
talk to me...I don't talk
to people who act like
that fucking weirdoz
from"Wolfe Creek"..U
nazty fuckz have dead
people hid everywhere
down under...ztay down
under...no one needz your
weirdazz commentz..>>
357. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 10, 2007 12:10 AM
354/yea, your not
pozting anymore,coz
U can't fuckin handle
the heat,bitchazz!
Your funny..how eazy it
iz to get you all hott
and bothered..I love it.
you dickweed...now...I will
go to bed..zo that I can go
zwimming with my friendz to=morrow
while all of U old azzfuckz enjoy
your 9-5 boring jobz and ugly wifez
and fatt overweight kidz U have to
feed...don't cha juzt love all thoze
billz U pay for thoze uglyazz people
who live U...nice life..old fuckz...
u can't touch me....I'm way too hard
for that,fuckerz.
358. aussie driver - July 10, 2007 12:11 AM
356 If anyone needs a ten inch crank shoved in their ignorant fat gob to shut them up, it's you, chunky. I save mine for the good lookers, so it'll have to be some other poor slob who's had about enough of your piddlings all over here.
359. wishfulthinking - July 10, 2007 12:15 AM
Dear Jesus, please let krazifuckkelli die in her sleep and leave the world a better place. Amen.
360. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 10, 2007 12:18 AM
auzzie driver:
if your going to talk
on an American zite..
then talk right..U zound
like zome kinda backwoodzidot
that can't even get your wordz
right and of courze your dick
iz zo zmall..everyone knowz
about people from your country
and their zmall dickz..who
would want it...maybe
Michael Jackzon..he playz with
zmallz dickz..give him a call...
361. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 10, 2007 12:21 AM
I will never die
in my zleep...
hopefully, it
will be in the ocean
when it happenz..
zo dream the fuck on..
that zhit ain't happenin..
zo, fuck U...my good zir...
namelezzfuck..
362. wishfulthinking - July 10, 2007 12:23 AM
#360 That's really fucking rich, coming from someone who can't form a coherent sentence, spell or otherwise complete an intelligent thought. You're a complete embarrassment to the USA, so shut the fuck up, you moronic spoogemuffin.
363. wishfulthinking - July 10, 2007 12:24 AM
Dear Jesus, please flush krazifuckkelli down the toilet so she can die in the water and leave the world a better place. Amen.
364. aussie driver - July 10, 2007 12:29 AM
362 Consider the source, wishful! The Yanks I know are light years away from this sad example. Never been anywhere, knows nothing, and never will. Simple as that.
365. aussie driver - July 10, 2007 12:29 AM
362 Consider the source, wishful! The Yanks I know are light years away from this sad example. Never been anywhere, knows nothing, and never will. Simple as that.
366. aussie driver - July 10, 2007 12:30 AM
That goes double, obviously.
367. BringItA-hole - July 10, 2007 12:47 AM
To the writer: Dude, you already have tons of posts with girls in bikinis. This one shouldn’t have made the cut. It’s a fairly normal celeb being the opposite of entertaining. And she‘s not fat. Not even close. I’m assuming you were kidding, but if you seriously think she is,then let me ask you this - I bet your mom is bigger than Mandy. Would you call your mom fat?
I didn’t think so. That’s ok though, because I will. Your mom is fat. We’re talking morbidly obese. It's too bad that her massive poundage has left her bedridden. That's gotta be tough. Hopefully the crane will be fixed in time to lift her out of the house and take her to the parade, because I know she was looking forward to participating as the anti-float again this year.
368. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 10, 2007 12:53 AM
Hey guys it was fun today, see you tomorrow. I'm so glad school is out for the summer :)
369. Pikachelsea - July 10, 2007 1:08 AM
Haha, I love the barrage of comments from all the Jane Q. Average users who can't stand to see someone who looks like them being called fat. Guess what, Mandy Moore is flabby, and so are you. Don't want to see a spade called a spade? Don't come to this site.
And instead of blaming the media, genetics, and everything else in the world for your rolls, maybe you could watch your diet and exercise once in a while like a normal human being. No one is telling you to become anorexic and starve yourself, just to do perfectly reasonable things like not eat 12 meals a day and maybe pry your butt off the couch once in a while, so stop demonizing everyone who points out your muffintops and overstuffed sausage limbs.
370. Chantal the Breastfeeding Queen - July 10, 2007 1:47 AM
hahaha srsly she IS fat. she needs to lay of the BIRTH CONTROL b/c she's getting way too fat. water weight fat, that is. i'm telling you she isn't normal looking after being so skinny a few years ago.
371. Lilly - July 10, 2007 1:54 AM
I don't think mandy moore is fat at all by real standards she is slim and attractive and those skinny supermodels are horrible, but it is true that in the entertainment business thin is in and while Mandy isn't fat she should tone up slightly to be at the 'optimum' figure for her career. At th end of the day these people make millions for acting so its not much to ask them to look good in return, its pretty much all they have to do!
372. heidi - July 10, 2007 1:57 AM
i think she looks great! i would kill to look like that! she is probably still smaller than the average american woman, i dunno why everyones being retarded
373. Kate - July 10, 2007 2:18 AM
Why is everyone on the offensive here? Anyone with eyes can see this girl is not fat. This is why we visit this website and read the funny and nasty things these boys say about famous people. You cant read it and then go off at them about it. The words purpose and defeat are coming to mind...
374. Shannon - July 10, 2007 2:53 AM
wow, that pictures caption kinda took the fun out of it... on to perez
375. Carla - July 10, 2007 5:32 AM
Some of you morons need a really good kick in the fcking head. I only hope we can see your tiny arse penises so we can give you shit about it. Calling her a whale is so fucking accurate it's like saying the earth is flat. Get a life. I KNOW the idiots calling her fat aren't girls cos they actually have brains and any girl who condones that sort of degrading behavious is a skanky ass bitch.
376. me - July 10, 2007 5:41 AM
Not nice! Admit it you would totally love to do her!
377. Lucky#13 - July 10, 2007 6:02 AM
I don't care if she's fat. She can act and sing anyway. Unlike some other fat loser. Yes, you.
378. iren33 - July 10, 2007 7:32 AM
You can shut your eyes and say Britney is fat but Mandy doesn't but she is definitly overweight.She is fatter than Brit!
379. CountDrunkulaXxX - July 10, 2007 7:45 AM
Dude, just because were all on here defending her NOT being fat, doesnt mean that were all a bunch of fatties. Its because of Hollywood, that all of us girls out here reading this shit have to be soo self conscious. So to see a NORMAL bodied, SHAPELY person such as Mandy on here is a breath of fresh air. Like I said in my earlier post... PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF ALESSANDRA AMBROSIOS UGLY ANOREXIC ASS FOR TWO SECONDS AND SEE WHAT A REAL WOMAN IS SUPPOsSED TO LOOK LIKE!
Rosie O'Donnell... is SLIGHTLY fat. Still fat. Compare this to rosie, and you will see a HUGE difference.
Dumbasses.
Do you people have ANY idea HOW many young girls commit suicide and make themselves vomit on a daily basis because of the whole "Hollywood Standard??"
Do some research... then maybe watch what you say.
Pigs. Youre all pigs.
380. eleanor - July 10, 2007 9:16 AM
fat? try HEALTHY
don't inspire body image issues please. it's not clever and it's unproductive. u should have come up with a more clever joke because that doesn't make the article any better. it just looks bad. please change this.
381. Elizabeth - July 10, 2007 9:21 AM
you have GOT to be kidding me when you say she's fat. she looks great.
382. this explains everything - July 10, 2007 9:23 AM
"Rosie O'Donnell... is SLIGHTLY fat."
i didn't understand what the hell all the fattie defenders were thinking. now i realize it's simple - they're delusional. explains everything, including why they can't exert just a little willpower and self-discipline and curb their gluttony.
383. elle - July 10, 2007 9:28 AM
jezuz kraziZHITkelli is zo zmart i wizh i waz az articulate az her.
piece of zhit.
384. mr science - July 10, 2007 9:31 AM
Somebody should download this entire thread and publish it in a scientific journal. It proves that FAT PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
Jesus. It's just another reason to shun you, in addition to, you know, the visceral disgust.
385. jue - July 10, 2007 9:34 AM
Fat?! First, See you in a mirror!
386. justamazing - July 10, 2007 9:57 AM
I dont care about the fat debate because I think it was supposed to be a joke, but its sad that this is the best thing the superficial can come up with, my two year old niece is more witty and entertaining, and more intelligent too.
387. Tim - July 10, 2007 10:03 AM
Fat people are loud.
388. Jimbo - July 10, 2007 10:07 AM
#386 - please post naked pictures of her.
389. Yeah it's me - July 10, 2007 10:16 AM
She looks GROSS..no ass and nothing any where else that's anything romotley hot. Brooke Hogan has her beat hands down.
390. Chrissy - July 10, 2007 10:18 AM
Fat and ugly? No. But plain as hell, young and getting flabby already. Matronly shoulders, thick thighs, and a big belly roll = future fat chick. And whoa does her movie with John Krasinski suck hard. Unwatchable. She's got 5 years left, max, and then the music contracts will end and she'll end up trying to do TV sitcoms.
391. kelly - July 10, 2007 10:23 AM
No fat is that Beth Ditto , Mandy is ideal
392. Jeffrey Dahmer - July 10, 2007 10:34 AM
Fat, or not-fat?
Let's put it this way - slow cook her, and she'll be fall-off-the-bone tender, guaranteed.
393. advice - July 10, 2007 10:35 AM
Stop eating, stop typing, and start running.
394. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 10, 2007 11:07 AM
to mr.auzziekangaroodriver:
eat zhit and die...let me
guezz..your ztupidazz drivez
taxi/cabz for a living ...
down under..zince your down
under...I think I take a pizz
and zhit and let it fall on
your freakin face down under....☻
BITCH..enjoy your ztupid life..
what a zhit place to live....☻
I am now leaving to zurf...
zo don't mizz me..I know U
will,,,even zomeone had to
pretend to be me already#368
and elle juzt had to type like
me...zhe juzt couldn't ztand it
anymore..fun, huh????????
395. Aubree - July 10, 2007 11:12 AM
I didn't know they made "Barbie and Me" surfboards. It's gotta be pink and its gotta have rhinestones? Am I close?
You need a hug, sweetie. Please don't blow anything or anyone up at the beach.
396. ladida - July 10, 2007 11:31 AM
#395 Can you believe this numb cunt? Every post is just the equivalent of diarrhea - between the constant surfing updates and the not-to-bright-kindergarden-kid observations, her diaper is way full. They can probably smell it in Australia by now. She doesn't need a hug, she needs someone to jackhammer-pack all her orifices with sand.
397. jrzmommy - July 10, 2007 11:47 AM
Okay folks...show's over here. C'mon...step lively.
398. Kat - July 10, 2007 5:29 PM
The only thing I'm getting out of this thread is that men with painfully tiny peni prefer cocaine-thin women.
Now, pass the cake, I'm hungry.
399. Russell Reyes - July 10, 2007 6:08 PM
she's got a few layers on her belly when she lies down but that's all the flaws i see, and that's not such a bad thing either.
she looks way better than any celeb i can think of right now... alba? johansen? they look like they could break by shaking their hands...
ui guess the guys around here who call her fat must like their women to be stick-thin so they'd seem like the buffer one of the two...
400. Rachel - July 10, 2007 7:12 PM
You guys are seriou assholes! She's not fat at all. Stop nit-picking a good who's probably average sized outside of Hollywood. Get a real job...thankssss
401. abm - July 10, 2007 8:23 PM
I think whoever wrote this was being really sarcastic... because they can't be serious. Whoever thinks shes fat has seeing problems... plus the the small amount of skin on her stomach is normal almost every girl in the world has that even the really skinny ones... its called being a woman... grow up everyone... and realize everyone is built different
402. Mandy the Moo Cow - July 10, 2007 10:18 PM
Fat chicks like to say that guys who prefer thin girls have small penises. It's not really lying, when you think about it, it's simply conjecture - fat chicks don't see many penises, and once a guy sees (and smells) a fat chick naked, his penis tries to retract into his body like a frightened turtle. So it probably looks pretty small. Poor thing.
403. nam - July 11, 2007 4:18 AM
umm hello.
ok if being called 'fat' makes you all raise your voice because it hurts your feelings, and 'so many girls kill themselves trying to get skinny', GET THIS:
being obese increases your risk of diabetes, heart disease and EVERYTHING BAD AND unhealthy you can think of.
So deal with it
By eating like shit, and living how you do,
You're shortening your life.
Sorry if that hurts your fat feelings.
DO NOT tell your children its OK to be fat.
Unless you want them to be unhealthy and have health problems and live a shorter and less happy life.
404. your words are like farts, they just pollute the air. - July 11, 2007 4:26 AM
for all the people saying that the people defending her are fat themselves, maybe you putting her down do it to make yourselves feel better about being so shallow and fat. only fat people call other people fat. like you.
405. Princess - July 11, 2007 3:55 PM
You should really think about what you just did, when you clearly labelled a normal healthy and lovely looking woman, as fat. You just made more than fifty percent of your fans look at themselves and say..well if shes considered fat..than i must be considered fat too..and at a size five?. As a very devoted fan to mandy moore, i must say that i will never ever in my life visit your website just because of the fact that you've not only made fun of her, but of me and of all the normal, healthy REAL woman out there who should be much more appreciated. Mandy Moore has got to be the nicest most sweet celebrity in hollywood, ..she's done nothing..she's no paris hilton, she's not a briteny..have u ever seen her in gossip magazines with something really seriously wrong happening? NO..and i would definitely know that. ( and to the people saying that only fat people are defending her..It's called "FANS"....im no where near fat...and if u dont beleive it ill send u a pic u morons. Anyways...i'm done. Screw All of you have nothing better to do than call mandy moore fat..go get a hobby, mofos!
406. Princess Fiona, maybe (nighttime version) - July 11, 2007 4:11 PM
Please follow through on your promise to "never ever in my life visit your website", Princess. You have absolutely no sense of humor. This place is about making fun of celebs. It says that, strangely enough, when you click "ABOUT" at the top of the page. You're like a person who walks into a church and starts yelling at people to stop talking about God. You came to the wrong place. Leave.
btw, Mandy Moore is a talentless plainjane chubber who'll be doing failed sitcoms in a few years.
407. imamofo - July 11, 2007 4:51 PM
mandy moore is beautiful and is definitely not fat at all. i think she is the most down to earth celebrity there is. at least she doesn't feed into that hollywood mumbo-jumbo.
408. Katie - July 11, 2007 6:51 PM
Healthy? Health implies that you eat well and exercise. This girl completely lacks any sort of muscle tone and the pina colada she's sucking down shows she's obviously not watching what she eats.
She's not obese, but she's not healthy. Normal, perhaps, but that's not saying much considering the norm in this country is still way overweight.
No need to be anorexic because that certainly isnt healthy either.
Want to see healthy? Check out hilary Duff lately. Lean with muscle tone.
MM is on a downward spiral. She looks like she's letting herself go...what a waste of a truly beautiful face and all that height!
409. Jennifer H. in Calgary - July 11, 2007 7:36 PM
I'd love to look like her. She's gorgeous. But
410. Randa - July 11, 2007 9:51 PM
You know what , what you have just said is really hurtful, just because she is not as skinny as other celeb does not mean that she is fat, get a clue girl.
411. Kelly Clarkson - July 12, 2007 12:37 AM
I thought I had packed on the pounds, but woooweee! Mandy's got a big ol' butt! And big everything else. Except, tragically, boobs. What's she going now, 175, maybe? Holy cow.
412. J-Mart - July 12, 2007 9:01 AM
I think you're an asshole if you honestly think that she's fat. Just because she's not skinny like Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie, you've got to make fun of her. I'm disgusted. It's people like you who make girls like me really down on their self esteem.
413. HONESTLY - July 12, 2007 5:40 PM
She's fat. Round shoulders, round upper arms, clearly visible belly rolls, immense thunderous thighs (definitely the size of an athlete...a professional athlete...a MALE professional athlete).
Oink oink oink. MandyMoo, you ain't that talented, not by a longshot. Keep blimping like this and you're done for - who wants a plain-Jane minimally talented chick who's also FAT?
414. Kimberly - July 13, 2007 12:29 AM
are you serious?! SHES NOT FAT! she was obviously captured at a bad angle. When you sit, your stomach ALWAYS turns out to "Roll" a bit. so please, get YOUR act together. this pic proves nothing.
415. Kimberly - July 13, 2007 12:29 AM
are you serious?! SHES NOT FAT! she was obviously captured at a bad angle. When you sit, your stomach ALWAYS turns out to "Roll" a bit. so please, get YOUR act together. this pic proves nothing.
416. mary - July 13, 2007 1:34 AM
Cmon.. thank God im not the only one that think this is ridiculous..shes not fat at all. Whats wrong with u people?
417. Jasmine - July 13, 2007 3:11 AM
Mandy Moore is so beautiful. She is very nice without makeup. Beautiful body, beautiful face. Whoever says there is anything wrong with her is jealous.
418. Liz - July 13, 2007 4:43 AM
Mandy Moore is adorable!
I loved her in her new movie with Diane Keaton. She exhibits healthy, natural beauty. I couldn't stop thinking to myself, I wish I had her hair or cute cheekbones during the entire movie.
I would never call her fat. To think she is fat is crazy in the first place. Whatever standards these people have it's obviously unrealistic and superficial. Take a good look around and compare.
Fat is 100lbs overweight and/or obese to an unhealthy degree. This is fat.
Being healthy is more attractive in women, men are more drawn to healthy, curvy women.
Just take a look at Angelina Jolie. She is a shadow of her former self from a year ago. Her gaunt figure ages her and cries out sickly and mal-nourished because she weighs much less.
419. Hopey - July 13, 2007 6:18 AM
She is not one single pound overweight. Where the hell do you get your standards? How can you find skeletal women attractive? I wonder if your liking women with no feminine curves and the bodies of adolescent boys has something to do with latent homosexuality. If so, you guys are a bunch of closet fags.
Mandy is a real women, and I guess real women just don't do it for you.
Go beat off to some Clay Aiken pictures.
420. Princessbabylove - July 14, 2007 2:24 AM
ok seriously people calling mandy mooore fat are fags...like come on, we live in 2007...the average woman in america is like a size 7 or something? it's pathetic to see such close minded people, ( those of which are probably failures and morons...and i really wonder..to all those people calling mandy fat?..is ur pic up on millions of peoples bed room walls? are u making millions and considered one of the 100 most beautiful celebs...do u have a personal trainer? Are you even CLOSE to being as beautiful as mandy moore...yah probably not..and to guys saying she's fat..i bet u guys are ugly losers who only in their dreams would ever even be looked at by someone as beautiful as mandy moore..who is not skinny, but beautiful and volumptuous..someone a man could enjoy in bed..rather than skin and bones. I think ive made my point really clear. You should feel stupid and retarded, cuz u clearly are. And p.s mandy moore is tall too u no..and so what if shes gained a bit of weight, she can pull it off cuz shes got sex appeal and a down to earth personality. I bet u haters wouldnt be able to do that.
421. Bling - July 15, 2007 8:51 AM
Why is it that people feel the need for women to be skinny little poles, but expect them to have big tits and asses? That is not humanly possible! Be happy with what you have and if you feel the need to make fun of what someone else has, then maybe you should take a good look at yourself. Now, on the flip side of that...Never, ever would I go out in a bikini without having a bikini body. But, since I have one it doesn't matter...lol!!
422. LaLaLaLa - July 15, 2007 1:14 PM
1. Mandy Moore is beautiful, she doesn't fit with the new hollywood body, but that doesn't mean she is fat.
2. Stop talking about anorexia like you know what it's like, honestly, the wannanorexic, "everyone's got an eating disoder" epidemic lately is just making it harder for people who actually suffer from this disease. And it is a disease and not really something to make fun of people about.
423. STFU - July 15, 2007 2:53 PM
i lovve mandy moore shes pretty and fit and a good influence and ur probably just some fatass who has nothing better to do than insult peoples bodies
424. Rebecca - July 15, 2007 3:31 PM
Gee Liz, (the one who's father told her she was fat at age 8)I'm really sorry your dad fucked up your mind so young! Mandy Moore is far from fat. As for her being pale, I will tell you,I had been a sun-worshipper/tanning bed regular since my early teens. 2 years ago, I had to have a piece of my ear removed and reconstructed due to melanoma. I think I'd rather be pale than dead.
425. Evelyn - July 15, 2007 7:28 PM
Does anyone know how much she weighs?
426. Jon Bernreuter - July 17, 2007 11:59 PM
Slow news day?
Where is the fat chick you promised?
427. SexualSuspect - July 18, 2007 6:41 PM
SHe is not FAT!
she is gorgeous!!
she has a real womens body and she is embracing it!
she choose not to go the Hilary duff root to starve herself so she could remain the disney princes and make joel madden happy
(since we all know he only dates BONES!!
mandy moore beleives in HIPS not Hips bones!
sHE ROCKS@!
428. 46-2 - July 23, 2007 6:15 AM
She doesn't have much tone but she's FAR from fat! The fact that she isn't baked to a golden crisp probably makes it look worse, tans make you look skinnier b/c they hide some creases, etc. I think she looks great, beautiful skin and all!
429. Sunchild - July 23, 2007 9:18 AM
Who the fuck writes this stuff? Probably some 300 pound asshole who's insecure about his own body and calls perfectly proportioned people fat. Buddy, put down the twinky package, step away from the computer, and find yourself a stairmaster.
430. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 1:16 PM
This girl is 5' 10" and she looks great.
Funny, I was forced to watch "A Walk to Remember" on a bus trip this weekend, (yeah, it was terrible, but she's a good actress) and she looked rail-thin in that movie cuz she was playing a cancer patient. And off screen, that translates to skeletal.
She looks good. U GO GURL!
431. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 1:17 PM
This girl is 5' 10" and she looks great.
Funny, I was forced to watch "A Walk to Remember" on a bus trip this weekend, (yeah, it was terrible, but she's a good actress) and she looked rail-thin in that movie cuz she was playing a cancer patient. And off screen, that translates to skeletal.
She looks good. U GO GURL!
432. Eileen - July 23, 2007 4:21 PM
Baby got back? In what world? Anyone who's not anorexic is suddenly curvy? Ridiculous. She's not fat, her body just isn't toned up to Hollywood standards. Also a very unflattering bikini and no makeup. Seems like a fairly nice person though. Not that it matters.
433. joanna - July 23, 2007 5:22 PM
I totally agree with everyone who's saying that Mandy Moore is clearly NOT fat, and that she looks great, is talented, pretty, etc.
Having said that, can all you people who keep talking about REAL women please shut the eff up??! I've been thin my entire life, just like both of my parents, and will probably always be that way. It's just my natural body type. This does not make me any less of a "REAL" woman. All you people saying that are being just as offensive as the original post.
434. HONEST GUY - July 23, 2007 7:54 PM
Shes not in shape thats for sure, she looks like anyone i would look walkin on the streets, shes deffinetly not hot tho, but shes not fat either, shes just not toned, and I never thought this chick was hot anyway...AND ALL THIS PEOPLE SAYING SHE LOOKS LIKE A "REAL" WOMAN...WELL IF SHE WANTS TO FIT IN HOLLyWOOD SHE WILL NEED TO TONED UP AND DEFF LOOSE WEIGHT...with that said shes not fat, just a lil overweight, and that overweight ass of her is deff NOT hot.
435. HONEST GUY - July 23, 2007 7:54 PM
Shes not in shape thats for sure, she looks like anyone i would look walkin on the streets, shes deffinetly not hot tho, but shes not fat either, shes just not toned, and I never thought this chick was hot anyway...AND ALL THIS PEOPLE SAYING SHE LOOKS LIKE A "REAL" WOMAN...WELL IF SHE WANTS TO FIT IN HOLLyWOOD SHE WILL NEED TO TONED UP AND DEFF LOOSE WEIGHT...with that said shes not fat, just a lil overweight, and that overweight ass of her is deff NOT hot.
436. pinkladybug - July 23, 2007 8:53 PM
Are you kidding?! she is not fat... i hate people making the young girls of today feel that if they are not a 00 that they are fat... god made women to have curves... that is what makes her beautiful!
437. Unknown - July 24, 2007 12:30 AM
SHE'S FAR FROM FAT. She's gorgeous and in shape not like other celebrities who look like they just rose from the grave.
438. Nijenna - July 24, 2007 1:34 PM
Mandy is a REAL women, not a FAKE.
At lest she does not have a childs body!
Guys who like rail thin women are closet pedophiles.
439. Stian - July 25, 2007 5:17 PM
my god she`s like a fat pig... seriosuly. whzt up with the hollywood chicks.. if it aint jail (tara, britney, linsay, nicole, paris) it`s eating like a pig and make everyone puke.. what the hell is this.. a contest!!!!!!
440. breezle - July 26, 2007 4:21 AM
She looks great. Good for her. Dates wacky guys, normal figure...may be the most well adjusted person in Hollwood.
441. ddillon121640 - July 26, 2007 11:10 AM
Anyone who says she is fat is crazy. And to the writer... you are one of the idiots who give young girls the idea that they should be rail-thin to be beautiful, usually acheiving that goal but puking up every meal. Shame on you. Shame on all of you. Mandy is beautiful and has a perfect body. And for crying out loud people... learn to spell!
442. juls - July 27, 2007 1:43 AM
uhhh too bad shes not fat
shes normal and she looks fine
no wonder chicks go anorexic
and to 21
maybe it's not that easily attainable to all women?
if shes happy with the way she is then good for her she's gorgeous
443. cairns - July 27, 2007 6:45 AM
I feel sick at all the people saying she is so fat....have you never seen a normal woman's body before?? She woould be no more than an US 6 and yet people are saying she is a porker...my body is similar to hers and I feel so horrible ready these comments about her body shape.
Get a grip on reality and realise it is not normal to have a super skinny body like a lot of celebrities do.
444. georgia - July 27, 2007 11:56 PM
Dude, she's not fat. I seriously pitty you if you think that. Shes perfect. Hey im not even a fan, i think shes a mole, but fat she aint.
445. omg look at that - July 28, 2007 3:32 AM
yer i agree wif #444 i mean shes not fat n on this site thats all ppls do is call the ppls fat wen half of em aint
446. bia - July 28, 2007 5:16 AM
she's not fat.
where's the fat?
447. Jen - July 31, 2007 9:59 PM
I think you should try & remember that she is a pretty TALL girl. She deff. is not fat.
448. cathkid - August 1, 2007 1:54 AM
She's not fat, no wonder every girl these days has an eating disorder and hates herself.Comments like that are crazy. To be fair,I can't come back to this site to look at other people so I can compare myself to them and hate myself as well. Toodles
449. allen - August 1, 2007 9:11 PM
If she's fat i'm Brad Pitt...whoever thinks she is fat you should go buy you a skeleton and paint it a flesh color, put a blonde wig on it and there you go! you should be happy as a lark....then again you would probaly find the skeleton to be a little fat also.
450. cat - September 14, 2007 12:25 AM
OMG OMG OMG! mandy moore fat?! you WISH! mandy moore is the farthest thing from fat! this is making me fucking pissed! mandy moore deserves WAY more than what yall are saying about her. she's not fat. she never will be. and people that are saying they would get laid by her. shut the fuck up. your never going to and get over it. tht is really gross! mandy moore is PERFECT the way she is. she is not annerexic. and she's not fat she is normal. if you have a problem with that. you need some serious help. if you see her in person, which i HAVE. she isn't fat at all. she is really skinny. and so beautiful, and she is so nice and down to earth. if you are going to say mandy moore is FAT save your time. because you are WRONG. im sorry, that she isnt annerexic, or blemich, and that she isn't a toothpick. and she doesn't screw up every relationship. you are saying she isn't worth loving. which she IS! she doesn't need this bullshit you are giving her. she has to find the right guy. and if you haven't noticed, she's dumbed every guy. she hasn't been dumped. Mandy is worth loving, she isn't worth shit. she isn't some druggie.. she's the closest thing we have these days to a human celebrity. People like me look up to her BECAUSE she isn't like a toothpick, and becuase she is REALLY pretty. and GORGUESS! so fuck off if you have somehing bad to say about her. mandy moore is amazing. and doesn't deserve your bullshit! she is skinny, beautiful, and famous. i love her so much! ily mandy(:
peace haters!
451. bob s - December 1, 2007 9:32 PM
yep, i see what u did there, you proved beyond any doubt that u r a moron. mandy looks gr8 in these pics, i am so tired of nicole richie/ hillary duff type anorexic dinner pukers being seen as "hot" in some circles, if i thought skeletons were hot i would become a gravedigger, until then i will take a real woman like mandy any day of the week.
452. princessrose06 - May 7, 2008 2:56 AM
hey!mandy..
alam mo ba ako ang no.1 fan mo here in phillipines.. so i watch your concert its really nice...
good job!...
i hope we will meet in personal
453. Cami - September 6, 2008 10:19 PM
whoever wrote this is an idiot. Mandy Moore is easily one of the most beautiful women in the world, and tell me when was it pretty to look anorexic? because she looks amazing and is a real women with real curves and shes a great role model! if you can spend so much time judging other people put your pic up here and lets see what people have to say about you! you talk a lot but thats easy when you hide behind a computer huh?
454. Ryan - January 8, 2009 1:06 AM
FAT !!! You are a blind idiot !! She looks perfect and very hot !!! Just because someone doesn't have a eating disorder or doesn't have rib bones sticking out, doesn't mean she's fat. She looks healthy and great. Get a clue !!!
455. Chris - March 12, 2009 9:56 PM
If Mandy Moore is considered fat, I don't wanna know what people call skinny. If I were on the beach and saw a girl with her build sitting there, I'd have to go take a long dip in the cold ocean ;)