Jul 19 2007Madonna's adoption to be judged

hahahha once again you impress me with your hilariiityyyyy

First

UHHUHHHH random orgasim

you weren't first! i was!

PWNED.

I still feel bad for the kid

that kid is probably in a gang!

Wow. I hope that's a bad picture because that kid used to be a-fucking-dorable. Maybe it's just a look of disgust. If madonna were my mother, I'd probably have that expression too.

why the fuck is everyone so prest 2 be first fucken loserz. anyways whats up wit people adopting africans there so ugly

I'm too sorry for that poor kid

why the fuck is everyone so prest 2 be first fucken loserz. anyways whats up wit people adopting africans there so ugly

so what happens if she is denied a formal adoption? they put him in a box and send him home??

post script...someone is up early.

mmm.. not so cute anymore is he... am I sensing "regret"?

gawd, why did she even have to adopt a child who doesnt really look a.. uhmm.. a child. is that baby really worth $4?

I'm suprised she hasn't gotten more in brown and yellow. Third world children are the new black!

Damn... Saw the pic and thought Madonna was dating Webster...

Hope she kept her receipt!

No refund without em these days.

I can't wait until the black kid rapes Madonna's daughter..

David's first words to Madonna were "What's with the fucked-up accent?"

Why is Carrie Bradshaw holding the baby?

@10- Not one thing is right about your post. there, their, they're. look into it.

@18- disgusting

wasn't there a joke recently made about britney spears using her children to prop up tables?

Can you imagine how weird it will be when this kid has grown up, and he goes to visit his old, white, crazy, wanna-be-English "mother"? It's going to look like Yaphet Kotto sitting in the parlour with fucking Norma Desmond. The only things needed to complete the picture will be a monkey and Erich von Stroheim's reanimated corpse.

Very weird. There's not much of a resemblance to the dad, who's a pretty good looking dude. The most noticeable thing is that their face shapes are completely different. Maybe David was an adultery baby? That'd explain why the dad offloaded him to The Menopausal Virgin Mary. And then knocked up and married a new chick (of course, David's mom died giving birth to him, so what's a nigga gonna do?). He's sort of the KFed of Malawi.

Hi, I'm from the Malawi government and I'm just gonna kick it with Madonna in the U.S. for a couple of days in her house. It's gonna be PHAT! Dude...obviously.

He is better of with Madonna then in an orphanage in Africa.... i don't even see why they are intruding.

@20- get your own fucking name and then go make me a sammich you fucking fucktard.

@27... tsk tsk.. language!

#25 - that would have been humorous, except for the fact that Madonna is LIVING IN ENGLAND, which explains the comments about her FUCKED UP ACCENT. Briton met Brooklyn.
Duke ... you must be DAVID DUKE!

I'm just thrilled that it's 11:22 on the East Coast and some new news got posted. Sa-weet!

In other news, Madonna really needs a makeup artist traveling with her wherever she goes, at this stage of her life. GAWD-DAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!

Madonna and her "son" couldnt possibly look any LESS alike. Id be scared calling her mommy. I would NOT however be afraid of her bank account.

How is it worse to be Madonna's child -- other than the fact that she is an over-glamorized, ugly whore who wishes she were British -- than it is to be an orphan in Malawi?

I don't even know where Malawi is, honestly, but I'm sure it is awful.

"...formally adopt the African toddler Madonna brought here nine months ago."

You misspelled "bought." Cheers.

#10 & #18......
I'm aghast.....

She did not bypass any laws! She started the adoption process BEFORE the orphanage was complete. People act like she built an orphange just so she could go pick up kids at a drive-thru.

There are plenty of valid reason to hate Madonna, no reason to make some up or rehash rumors that were proven false

I think Madonna may have adopted Webster.

Madonna couldn't ztand it
that Angelina got
more famouz than her, zo
zhe decided to uze
a child to get attention..

Thatz fuckin dizcuzting...
like a child iz
going to make anyone like
that old uzed up
bitch that now thinkz zhez
Britizh inztead of
the big mouth NewYorker that
zhe iz pretending not
to be..and no itz not cute
to talk like the
fuckin Britz...they talk
like their mouth
iz full of zhit...I hate
that lozer...like
a BILLION FUCKIN DOLLARZ
ain't enough fame
for her ugly old azzzz☻

i heard she lip syncs

"she keeps him under the leg of a table to keep it from wobbling"

Wait, you mean, you're not supposed to do that?

i'm sure moving the kid around from home to home is real good for him too. oh and giving him a taste of the good life and then throwing him back in Malawi is supposed to be a better choice? smart. these people are morons.

Who does Malawi think it is? I could see them making those demands of me, but I don't have millions of dollars, nor am I famous.

That being said, I doubt Malawi could pull that shit on Angelina....

And that being said, I don't see Malawi putting that much effort in the welfare of the rest of the children over there.

meh. I think the story is a bunch of Malawki.

i swear, buying little black kids is the new AIDS in america. Ironic, i guess we're mad at these kids ancestors for starting that whole epidemic here, so what do we do? we steal their children.

Why is madonna adopting gary coleman? I thought he was making a great living as a security guard....

What is with the straw hat, Its beyond ridiculous whats she gonna do? go punting on the Thames to try and be British. I wish she'd leave and go back to America I get bad vibes about this woman.

For a second i thought that said "the African toddler Madonna BOUGHT....Which would be more accurate.

Kelli - Americans are just jealous of British accents and preZumably you fall in that category too you silly envious creature. I've never heard anyone say to an American "I love your accent" I've had it said to me about 200 times, pretty much 1/4 Americans I meet say it, its boring.

I'm sick of celebs adopting kids like they're the new hot accessory and then leaving the nannies to raise them (Heidi Klum, Madonna, etc.) Only Angelina & Brad seem to be spending any quality time with their kids.

#47-ego trip much? we don't envy you guys, you have bad teeth. see, i just demonstrated what happens when you STEREOTYPE.

Looook, I feel bad for the kid, but I hope the Malawian gov't rips him out of her filthy mitts. Serves her right for treating poor African children like the latest Hermes bag that just came out. Her and that cooze-bag Angelina. A Leo and a Gemini, two self-serving, selfish, cunty signs.

You can't BUY people, people.

And don't give me that crap about giving him a better life. Remember Elian from Cuba? I was glad he got returned to his dad. These kids were not orphans, they still had parents who CARED about them. So fuck all of y'all who are gonna start ripping me a new one for my views. (Shoot!)

(Crosses arms, puts cigar in mouth and waits for backlash)

Maria, learn how to spell, you just sound really stupid. (seriously) There and they're have two different meanings, you dipshit.

I hate everyone equally, so it's safe to say Madonna is a bitch and her husband is a fuckin douche! I would love nothing more than to have Madonna call Britney, Paris, Lindsay, and all the other talentless hacks that call themselves actors, and request they move to the UK. Nah, I correct myself, even the UK is too good for them... send em' to France! Now that's a fate worse than death!

All of you saying he should go back are full of shit.

However bad it is being "poor" in America--and it is--I reckon that's about the same as being "middle-class" in Africa.

I'd rather be raised by a rich woman's nanny in America than go back to Malawi, and to a father who felt comfortable having Madonna raise his kid...as long as she sends him back. You know, after he's gotten used to living in America. I hope to hell he gets to stay here--poor kid.

If the "home study" dude gives her any shit, she can just strip down and give him a front lat spread, then a back double biceps, followed by a back lat spread. When he sees all the muscles and veins, he'll run screaming from the house.

All of you cheese-dicks who keep saying that Madonna and her Malawian kid are living in America PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA LIVES PRIMARILY IN THE UK NOW!!!

She probably still owns some real estate in California, but most of her time is spent LIVING IN THE UK!

There's no doubt about it.The resemblances are remarkable.This are mother and sohn.

I haven't seen Maddy like this before.Somehow the spirit of a Higher Plan seems to have her in possesion on this pic.Seem like she realized she's mortal.Unlike me ofcourse.

I'm looking also for an higher plan.On which streetcorner can i get them?

America, the UK, w/e. Better than Malawi, that's the point

Wedgeone, why get so upset about trivial errors? Don't be such a looser.

It's her so called music that should be judged. harshly.

You know what's worse? People who refer to Madonna with nick-names, like "Maddy." (like u know her)

That's just....well, I can't say...but....that is so lame.

wow. the fish needs to work on his humor... re-using jokes is pretty bad.
the whole "keep the table from wobbling" joke was already used on britney spears' parenting.

Well anyway, the good thing is that today, I learned about the existence of a new country I'd never heard of. Too bad it's a crappy one... It's funny that they should send someone especially for Madonna's kid while they have a million orphans to take care of, and he's probably enjoying a very comfortable life. But I'm sure that trip to Britain is absolutely necessary and the money spent on the plane ticket couldn't possibly be put to better use.

#55. oh, i apologize. geez, i guess im not as good as you at keeping tabs on madonna. that makes me a total, total loser right? either way, shes american. and shes stealing babies.

never noticed before
BUTT
look at madonnaz face
very carefully

it doezn't even look like
her at all

I think that potion zhe
took to ztay
young..U know..like in
Death Becumz Her..
well, I think it wore
off..thiz bitch now
lookz to be in her 70z
DAMN♥

I wore a hat like that once when I played "Geppetto" in grade school? I don't know what everyone's problem is. She obviously loves the kid. Look at her smooching on his round cheeks!

We're all responsible for raising black people. We have to feed them, educate them, house them, give them an allowance for doing nothing, and punish them when they screw up.

Did Mo adopt Gary Coleman??? Or is that another lisbo child of Rosie's hahahahaha!!!

This child frightens me. He looks like an African Damien. Bet Madonna didn't expect him to grow into such a wicked looking little creature. Perhaps the social worker will find some problems and "remove" the child from the home but it will all be planned as Madonna wasn't finding collecting children from around the world quite as titillating as angelina ho-lie and wants a refund. She looks like she's thinking "Bloody hell, what was I thinking?!"

Orphanage $4 million,tacky hat $5,Osh Kosh BGosh jumpsuit overpriced,the love of an African boy priceless!

In 16 years I would cross the street to the other side if I saw "David" walking in my direction.

Madonna's got a lot of work to do to catch up with Angelina.

the wonderful blatant racism is the reason i left america and for those of you that think all black people are from the ghetto listen to rap and the other stereotypes you're all so proud of go fk yourselves worthless ignorant pieces of shit.

hahahaha # 18 made me laugh soo hard I peed my pants. You guys need to lighten up! Seriously!

68 Shut up about black people. We all love them. I won't ever have to worry about my adopted son raping my daughter, because I will give him plenty of sex any time he wants it. Why do you think that I adopted him?

I don't get it, why go to africa and adopt, when there are millions of Mexican kids here in the states she could adopt, and take to england?

#74 rukdngme, I applaud you. What I hate worse is fucking w-i-g-g-e-r-s talking about black folks, when these stupus suburban white kids buy most of their rekkids.

Assholes!!!! Racism against blacks is so old already. Don't you all know that all those stereotypes are in every, EVERY race, creed, whatever the word is now.

Try reading a book you crackolas.

I meant to say "STUPID" (oops)

Anyway, "ASSHOLES"

That kid is fugly. He looks like a mini Gary Coleman.

I hope she doesn't dress her new cabbage patch doll up in cone-shaped booby bras!

Is she going to hire a plastic surgeon to un-ugly that kid?

I'm so mean. :D

#78- thank YOU..i usually get good laughs off of this site and can handle any joke but some of this shit goes too far i'm sure the ones that are the worst wear white sheets on sunday but still..its 2007.

#48 Heidi Klum didn't adopt her kids you idiot, her husband is the singer Seal, she has bi-racial kids, not black. Do your homework next time dumb ass.

#10 I am sure you look as good as Halle Berry...................Oh did I say Halle Berry?!?! I met Courtney Love.

#18 How many times have you been ass raped. Go to Dr. Phil, you obvioulsy need a lot of help!

Anyone who sticks up for this man needs to get fucked up the ass
real good..she is the bitch from hell. I feel sorry for those kids, they
can't even watch TV. She's like one of these church of God freaks that
don't believe in TV, but they advertise on it. Always talking from both
sides of their stupid mouths.

Anyone who sticks up for this man needs to get fucked up the ass
real good..she is the bitch from hell. I feel sorry for those kids, they
can't even watch TV. She's like one of these church of God freaks that
don't believe in TV, but they advertise on it. Always talking from both
sides of their stupid mouths.