Jul 12 2007Madonna is a master of disguise

Madonna's cleavage - and Madonna herself - have gone from "neat" to strangely gross and weird in the past few years. Does anyone REALLY care about her anymore?

yawn

The real question is why would ANYONE attend a Justin Timberlake concert???

She keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Jesus...she's still around?

Does she still speak with a fake British accent?

LMAO!

I like her fake british accent. no, wait, no I don't.

who are you havoc and why are you sharing my brain?

Strange that such a rad guy such as Guy Richie is with this crazy hose beast.

Yeah, Madonna's cleavage was neat...20 years ago.

Neat pimple in #8.

About this "back to the 80s" thing.... If you did feathered hair once you do not get to do it again. It's not irony, it's sad. You look your age, Madge. As a matter of fact, you look LIKE someone named Madge. Get used to it and grow up. And put on some damned gloves. Your hands are scaring people. Christ, to think.... she touches children with those things.

I wouldn't use the word neat to describe anything about Madonna. The following words do come to mind: Bitch, Fake, Worthless, Hypocrite, Bitch, Old, Wrinkly, Sad, Bitch, Skank, Whore, Grandma, and Bitch.

Why are we wasting are time with this boring crap. Can we get some more Hilary Swank bikini pictures

Women everywhere:
Please, please for the love of baby Jesus and everything that is right and good, please stop smashing your breasts together. It's reaaaallly unattractive.

I'd rather look at Bai Ling's breasts than see the "smothering my boobs with a wonderbra" look. There is one word that pops to mind when I see cleavage like that and its

MOOOOO

"To err is human, to moo- bovine." - National Lampoon, I think.

Fish, she's like 60, I don't like looking at tits of people my mother's age.

I forgot my reading glasses.But what kind of drink is Vulvac?

PS: Despite my issues with her cleavage in these photos, Madonna rules, and always will.
Love her!

Strike a pose. X_X

they say "eating crisps" just to cram in a little more lisping

How can anybody as rat-fucking crazy as Madonna manage to avoid any kind of serious trouble in her life?

I guess she looks ok for a 56 year old prostitute.

@13- gracias.

Madonna is becoming one of the world's most oldest entertainers ever known. I mean sure, she's sold far over 100 million albums worldwide and yeah, she's got a killer mouth...er, skill. but nothing and i mean NOTHING beats wrinkles on tits, eyes, corners of the mouth, hands, pretty much her whole body. oh yea, aging gracefully? i fucking doubt it!

Those just mayb be the ugliest shoes I've ever seen (besides those bubblicious blue ones that Blowhan wears). Either way, Madonna's still pretty the shit...
Who can honestly say that they look better at 50 or 60 than they did when they were in their 20's? Hmm... strange.

#21 i never knew she was a prostitute. you mena people actually PAY to screw that thing? tsh! Give me Madonna, a Russian girl with big boobs, a corona and some lubricant and i bet you wouldn't have to pay for SHIT!

#24
"Who can honestly say that they look better at 50 or 60 than they did when they were in their 20's? Hmm... strange."

to answer ur question, Madonna sure can't. look at her. Oh just look at her. I mean it's like she's wearing 3 push-up bras at once just to keep those boys in check. AND WHO THE HELL WEARS ALL BLACK!? she fucking scares me now. Her look is like her movie career. it just gets worse and worse and...pretty much worse. she's finished in like 6 years.

24,
You can't seriously think that Madonna looks better now than when she first came onto the scene as the original Boy Toy? You know, back when she had some padding and softness and a resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. She's looking more and more like Edgar Winters to me every time I see her lately.

What's up with that huge pimple on her tit in the last picture? ha ha ha.

Cleavage with pimples?

No so neat.

OMG, she has my mom's same age, the main difference is that Madonna has a large ammount of $ and she looks like shit, my mom looks like a normal 49 woman.

For Christ's sake, why do people insist on carrying phones around all the time? Buy a bag. Put the phone/ipod/blackberry down. for a minute. please?

Same goes for bottled water.

ewwwww on the last pic you can clearly see a nasty pimple on her left tit! isnt she like 48 or something?? damn grandma make me some cookies!!

Well, alright! It's about time they got the drag queen impersonator advertisements up in here. Now it feels almost like Madonna is right here in the room.

sick - you think you've got a nipple in your mouth and you're actually sucking a whitehead. And you just know she'll make you swallow when it bursts.

Granny's got talent, but she should put her bazongas away now; nobody wants to see that anymore. And she's a weirdo and a snoot, but at least she can sing. More than I can say for a lot of other "singers" now a days.

Who is this shrivelled pear with a big wig on it's head? Wasn't she only sort of pretty 3 decades ago.. so why does anyone want to look at it now?? BOOO!

it just sounds to me like she was trying to avoid attention at a concert for somebody else...that seems polite. The cape thing is weird as hell, but her intentions seemed to be in the right place

It's a relief to see that her 49 YO cleavage and chest area looks just as aged as mine does, and that her chemically abused hair is just as broken as mine. I was starting to think I looked past my prime or something.

Fucking bitch, I don't think she has ever come up with anything original. She is always fucking copying other good artists, in both her music and the way she looks.

Thank God she hasn't raped Debbie Harry's 80's look yet.

P.s.

She can't sing, but she can talk into this microphone which gives her this real cool robot voice :D

#27, Never have I seen her resemble Marilyn in the slightest bit... not once! And I think she still has plenty of padding except maybe it just so happens to be in her bra...?

yeah...wasn't it just a few years ago she was doing that grandma-dancing-to-techno thing?

I love the huge zit on her boob in picture #8.

State of her

I think you're all just scared of her because she could clearly beat the shit out of you. I think even her boobs are muscular. And Chauncey, the reason she's never been serious trouble is that she's not a drug-addicted idiot with the IQ of a grapefruit like pretty much everyone else who's ever featured on this page.

#45,

She was married to Sean Penn; I'm sure she's done her fair share of blow.

Why in the fuck doesn't she learn how to style her hair?!?!?

Or at least hire someone with taste todo it for her...Yuk!!!

Leave her alone!, or the gay mafia will give you head while you sleep.

*Madonna bursts into song* "Don't Cry for me, Superficial! The truth is I'm fucking ugly! All thru the 90's, a talentless whore, now in 07, just a withered 49 year old bore...."
is she borrowing wigs from Spears ?

Madonna iz now England
and Europez problem...

American iz done with
her..zhe iz no longer
American to uz...

I think itz zad when a
uzed up performer pullz
publicity ztuntz juzt for
a bit of attention...like
that adoption and that
grozz kizz to Brittney
yearz ago..we can thank
Madonna for teachin that
ztupid zhit to her...now
we have to deal with her
crap..

why does Madonna get WAY more press than Cyndi Lauper? Same era, but the one with talent isn't in the news. Kinda like VHS winning out over Beta. Stupid marketing.

That would be a clear result of the fact that Madonna doesn't sound like a deflating balloon, and has staying power (her most recent tour wasn't titled after a song she wrote 20 years ago). I agree her hair looks atrocious, however - that man who did her highlights needs a new career.

# 14 is gay

(all of you who rip apart her looks must be woman over 30..who are very insecure&jealous
cuz she looks better than YOU)
*Madonna cannot sing she sucked at the green concertthing.. imitating a guitar playing rockstar

For the record-she can dance That is her only talent.

why is she going to a jt concert isnt she like 80?!

I wonder if that deal she made with the devil was worth all that junk that she acquired?

#41 I think that there was a resemblance to MM. She went out of her way to FORCE a resemblance. But, I won't argue the point. I thought it was a cheap trick anyway. My point is that you absolutely cannot say this woman is aging well. She doesn't look better than she did in her 20's..... in fact, she looks as if she's ready to hop on her broom and fly off at the first sign of rain.

Madonna at a justin timberlake concert. Is it any wonder terrorists want to anihilate Britian?

Madonna is a damn fool. I wish she would just... stop going out in public.

Madonna is old hat. Did I say "hat?" I meant hag.

Yawn (picks up mug of coffee)

neat except for the tit zit

I thought those pics WERE of the disguise.
It looks like someone's 80 year old gran with a mop on her head.

Fuck all you Madonna haters. She gave a brilliant performance at the Live Earth performance; if not the best of them all. She is one hell of a performer despite she doesn't have the greatest voice, but who the fuck cares. She is the greatest living icon and will be around for another 20 years gathering the same media attention she always does.

#64=what plantet R U
from? Madonna is like
so old...and now she
chose England over
America and she was a
NewYorker, so, what does
that tell U? We hate that
old bitch, and no she won't
be anything but a stupid
grandmother that owez her
soul to the devil and U know
it.

Reference to post #65

"Get a fucking education" Do some reading or get a tutor you retarded fuck.

I have an education, fucker
Y don't U kizz Madonnaz azz
U azzkizzer, shez only like
the crypt keeper and shez going
to hell with U, bitch..☻

She was never cute, but now she just looks old, hard and beat up.

Age and gravity get us all in the end.

I think you care much more about her age than she does. She stays in great physical shape, at the expense of what many men claim to find attractive. She's too muscular for most men, and all that exercise has hollowed out her cheeks...guess what...she doesn't give a shit. She works out for her health and her own enjoyment, not yours. That makes her fierce and above you. She also appears to have a superior mastery of the letter "s" than you Kel. Hope you didn't put out too much for that "education" you speak of. ;)

az i said before
fuckface fucker

zhe iz englandz
fuckin problem

she can enjoy all
thoze green teeth
fuckerz and by the

way, the bitch can't
zing...and for your 411..

I can zpell, I don't
want too fucker ...
itz my right...

now, go eat that bitch
coz itz clear U'd fuck

that old uzed up puzz
in a fuckin zecond...

fuck you, dickbrain...

HAHAH oh dear, that has to the the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

a little info:

madonna haz zucked
every zhape, zize, color,
of dickz in America...

and now zhe haz gone to
England to ztart that
trend over again...

zhe alzo haz eaten all
zizez, zhapez, and colorz
of puzzy in America and
now iz going for the record
in England..zkank ho, bitch☻

Well, congrats Kel. You've silenced me. You make such a well-founded point that it's impossible to refute you anymore. Madonna is old, has sucked every penis and vagina in America, is somehow responsible for the train wreck that is Britney Spears, and is now in the process of sucking every penis and vagina in the UK. So now she's England's "problem," and this point is somehow accentuated by your rampant misuse of the English language and your inability to spell. It's a choice. I get it now...consider me silenced by your logic. I shall now prepare to go fuck her used up pussy, as you say, since I do enjoy those sorts of activities so much. Thanks for the suggestion, and enjoy the crack - you've clearly worked hard for it. ;)

fuck america.u uys sucks.madonna is amazing beautiful.she is 50 guys