Jul 23 2007Madonna has beautiful arms
The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I've ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He'd just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham's legs look like this. I'm not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn't exactly pee myself in surprise.
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1. tina - July 23, 2007 10:20 AM
first bitches!
2. DI - July 23, 2007 10:20 AM
daily photoshop
3. Jolene - July 23, 2007 10:21 AM
Miss Man...
4. ouch - July 23, 2007 10:22 AM
PUKEE!!
5. wanks - July 23, 2007 10:22 AM
wow the site looks awesome....madonna looks like a freakn vampire man!
6. Arianaaaa - July 23, 2007 10:23 AM
There it is, photoshop .. again. What else is new? BTW i love the new layout.. keep us posted!
7. ouch - July 23, 2007 10:23 AM
By the way, the comment was relevant to the post, as I have just puked a little.
8. my comment - July 23, 2007 10:24 AM
Is she made of boiled chicken?
9. long islander - July 23, 2007 10:27 AM
boiled chicken leg, just like Mom used to make.
10. man_phat - July 23, 2007 10:28 AM
I stil fuck her even if she was my mother
11. Angela - July 23, 2007 10:30 AM
She looks good for 100. Isn't she like 100?
12. guy ritchie - July 23, 2007 10:30 AM
Yes, she's made of boiled chicken. Her vagina looks (and smells) like a boiled chicken neck. Why do you think we're kidnapping instead of having more kids of our own? (fine - "adopting" ...)
13. omar - July 23, 2007 10:35 AM
first !
14. woobles frombread - July 23, 2007 10:45 AM
This is so fake. Her real arms are tentacles covered with octo-suckers.
15. Borat - July 23, 2007 10:45 AM
She looks stong in plow to me.
16. Frank Perdue - July 23, 2007 10:46 AM
Mommy???
17. schack - July 23, 2007 10:46 AM
oh god
why doesn't she cover herself like a granny with some class.
no one wants to see that. it gives me nightmares of rotting flesh and leprosy
18. Tim - July 23, 2007 10:47 AM
Definitely free-range.
19. Winslow - July 23, 2007 10:47 AM
Crappy photoshop. Tentacles! Hee!
20. Dirty Sanchez - July 23, 2007 10:47 AM
That looks delicious.
21. schack - July 23, 2007 10:49 AM
YOU look delicious, dirty. yes, i can see YOU.
22. Realio - July 23, 2007 10:49 AM
It's totally fake. Unless the bag she's holding weighs 75 pounds, there's no reason for her muscles to be flexed like that. However, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that she's immigrating illegal mexican babies in that thing and that it is, actually, quite heavy.
23. schack - July 23, 2007 10:51 AM
well, Realio, you cannot see the bag, now can you? So you have no reason to believe it doesn't weigh 70 lbs.
24. Shut Up! - July 23, 2007 11:00 AM
sigh, the fish gets a new format, but we still get losers like #1 making first posts. yup, clearly we're the bitches, you showed us, loser.
25. gomilk? - July 23, 2007 11:04 AM
even if this is photoshopped, i'm sure the real thing is that for off from looking like this. she's been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.
26. gomilk? - July 23, 2007 11:04 AM
even if this is photoshopped, i'm sure the real thing isn't that for off from looking like this. she's been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.
27. sal - July 23, 2007 11:06 AM
Poor Guy Ritchie. He's definitely the chick now. And he's in bed with the Grim Raper.
28. Marta Kelling - July 23, 2007 11:07 AM
Goddamn! It's like looking at my own grandmother's arm! GAH! Look away!!!
29. lapet - July 23, 2007 11:14 AM
That bitch stole ole grandpappy's arm. Goddam grave robber.
30. my comment - July 23, 2007 11:15 AM
Besides her stringy death-like arms, how come nobody mentioned her face or her hair? How many chemical fryings does it take to get it to that burned orange color?
31. ncebula - July 23, 2007 11:25 AM
you know- I always loved Madonna, but she has taken it way too far! Though, I am sure this is photoshopped, she has looked manly for quite some time now.
32. anita - July 23, 2007 11:30 AM
she has muscle in her arm but the arm shown in the pic is photoshop fake!!
Give her a break she turns 50 y.o. next year !!! She looks better than good, has talent, money, geeze
33. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 23, 2007 11:31 AM
I knew there waz
a dick
between her legz♦☻
34. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 11:31 AM
Looks great, if I'm looking to have sex with a wiry, muscly man.
There comes a point where a woman passes from fit strong and healthy to just gristle and bones and blood. Not a good look for women as they grow older.
It's nice to be fit, but I still wanna look like a girl, y'know?
35. Bern - July 23, 2007 11:32 AM
Madonna has never been attractive -- she was just slutty. Somehow people always seemed to confuse her sluttiness for attractiveness, while completely ignoring that she had the face of a sewer rat, complete with a revolting, giant mole.
Yum.
36. my comment - July 23, 2007 11:33 AM
Not photoshopped. How hard is it to understand a simple equation.
She's lost all her fat due to her depraved addiction to her body. Add old age and viola! Instant fug.
37. lambman - July 23, 2007 11:53 AM
That's so fake looking, its not even funny. There isn't even a muscle in your forearm there to be popping out like that.
38. Superfish - July 23, 2007 11:59 AM
37th!
39. Superfish - July 23, 2007 12:00 PM
well...almost.
In case you guys didn't know, Madonna's already dead. isn't it obvious? Either she's dead or she's slowly turning into a man...it can happen. just ask Paris Hilton. she's there (prison, dope, cocaine, etc.)
40. pointandlaugh - July 23, 2007 12:06 PM
cryptkeeper!
41. schack - July 23, 2007 12:09 PM
Presto, change-o! Madonno!
42. schack - July 23, 2007 12:10 PM
*pointing and laughing*
43. my comment - July 23, 2007 12:13 PM
#37. Wrong!
There is a muscle in the forearm that does that.
http://www.paddleball.com/paddles/Accessories/wristbuilder/anatomy1.jpg
44. Rancid Dead Squirrelman - July 23, 2007 12:28 PM
@35 Bern the Boob Shot on your site today almost knocked me out of my chair!
Thank god for the swivel action.
Madonna is a whore.
45. Cat - July 23, 2007 12:40 PM
Hey! omg! check out what i did to the photo at http://www.photocrank.com/imgview.aspx?arg=8039,85,,,478,450,3,4,1,-1 !!!!!
perdue chicken anyone?
46. joeyb - July 23, 2007 12:42 PM
Gross! She looks as bad as some of the folk in those 3rd world countries she loves to adopt from!
47. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 12:42 PM
When the ONLY fat on your body is your breasts, your musculature looks like that.
She's a psycho-obsessive-"has to be better than everyone"-overindulgent-haggy-hasbeen.
Dedication is great but this is ridiculous!
Oh, and I forgot pretentious....
48. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 12:43 PM
The "fish" is swimming rather slowly today, eh?
49. Hash - July 23, 2007 12:54 PM
MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!
50. Hash - July 23, 2007 12:55 PM
MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!
51. get fucked - July 23, 2007 12:58 PM
(10) You a sick fucker. So, your saying that you would fuck the old hag and
your mother. You need to kill yourself right now.
52. goonly - July 23, 2007 1:01 PM
Wow. The site looks all fancy. Nice. Anyway, these are totally photoshopped.
53. Lowlands - July 23, 2007 1:03 PM
It's a kind of logical that Madonna her arms are muscular.Imagine yourself carrying day-in day-out heavy bags filled with piles of cash? Great daily workout for the arms.
54. CreditCards R Us - July 23, 2007 1:04 PM
Rock on!
55. MrSemprini - July 23, 2007 1:07 PM
Why did she get ferret implants in her arms like that?
56. Sauron - July 23, 2007 1:19 PM
Well,i wouldn't mind to carry those heavy bags for her.She can trust me,i'll return the empty bags to her for a reload.
57. BaldAsBritney - July 23, 2007 1:27 PM
At least they match her face.
58. adeliza - July 23, 2007 1:28 PM
Her arms look like Victoria Beckham's legs.
59. Lowlands - July 23, 2007 1:34 PM
For sure this woman is in top-shape.Anybody knows which sport she's going to perform on the Olympic Games 2008?
60. Ugly azz Kelli - July 23, 2007 1:42 PM
Hey bitchez, ba bzz vrm vrrrrm
sho za griz flump
roz piff zme saz baza
dimz dum plez grup he
na bur tef
grippe spleez♦☻♦☻♦☻♦☻♦☻♦☻
And this is why I think that The universe arose spontaneously, through self-organizing evolution, based on the self-evident principles of variation and natural selection.
61. zzz Kelli zzz - July 23, 2007 1:49 PM
Kelli proves Darwin was wrong about evolution
62. zzz Kelli zzz - July 23, 2007 1:50 PM
Kelli proves Darwin was wrong about evolution
63. noangel - July 23, 2007 1:53 PM
It's anatomically impossible for arms to look like this.
Thin, yes, but you'd be seeing bone instead of the the radius and ulna lying parallel to each other. The pronator muscle (which turns your hand upside-down) crosses the bones.
When arms get thin sunken musculatur doesn't show up, the bones do. This is so obviously photoshopped even a computer neaderthal like me could see it.
64. noangel - July 23, 2007 1:53 PM
It's anatomically impossible for arms to look like this.
Thin, yes, but you'd be seeing bone instead of the the radius and ulna lying parallel to each other. The pronator muscle (which turns your hand upside-down) crosses the bones.
When arms get thin sunken musculatur doesn't show up, the bones do. This is so obviously photoshopped even a computer neaderthal like me could see it.
65. dav - July 23, 2007 1:54 PM
omg !!!!!!!! thats very cruel !!!!! ewwww!!!!
66. dav - July 23, 2007 1:55 PM
omg !!!!!!!! thats very cruel !!!!! ewwww!!!!
67. Kelli's Neuro Surgeon - July 23, 2007 1:58 PM
If anyone sees kelli I must ask you to call me immediately, she has just undergone a lobotomy and is rather unstable.
68. cHRIST ON A cROTCH - July 23, 2007 2:13 PM
Ummmm, Mr. Neurosurgeon, sir, if she indeed had a lobotomy, and I don't doubt she needs one, she wouldn't be writing anything. She'd be lucky enough to pick up a spoon and eat cornflakes.
Now, Mr. Drug Dispenser, stop giving Kelli that dust, you bastard!
Poor poor kelli....
69. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 2:14 PM
Ummmm, Mr. Neurosurgeon, sir, if she indeed had a lobotomy, and I don't doubt she needs one, she wouldn't be writing anything. She'd be lucky enough to pick up a spoon and eat cornflakes.
Now, Mr. Drug Dispenser, stop giving Kelli that dust, you bastard!
Poor poor kelli....
70. Packetmonkey - July 23, 2007 2:21 PM
The Daily Mail frequently photoshops celebrities. Just look at the Victoria Beckam effort:
Shopped:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070719/victoria%20beckham%20gross%20legs/vb1.jpg
Original:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070720/victoria%20beckham%20gross%20legs%20splash/poshsplash.jpg
71. wedgeone - July 23, 2007 2:24 PM
#25 - 26: if you're going to go through the effort to fix your typos, you could all least fix all of them. It's "far", not "for".
#36 - Add old age and a stringed musical instrument??
So Photoshopped that this whole article is not even worth posting to the site. Posting gossip, rumor and conjecture I can tolerate, but out-and-out phony shit?
72. jrzmommy - July 23, 2007 2:30 PM
Surely those are Tammy Faye's arms........
73. Italian Stallion - July 23, 2007 2:41 PM
People don't preach, she's just losing meat, people don't preach, she's just getting weak. Would you look at her arms, their getting boney and flabby. I said, boney and flabby, Ewwww, Uhhhhh.............
74. nagger please - July 23, 2007 2:52 PM
I would like to thank Madonna for saving the world. Who would have thought that we could save the world by simply jumping up and down..
Thank You, Madonna!!!
75. Salopia - July 23, 2007 3:14 PM
They're not fake. Her arm in the right pic is clenched thats all.
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5589/alive560741hk8.jpg
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/madonna-arms-fit-225a030507.jpg
76. Jon - July 23, 2007 3:27 PM
I don't like boiled. Wake me up when they're roasted.
77. herbiefrog - July 23, 2007 3:34 PM
she seems to have abandoned her quest...
come on babe...
thought you were preparing a house for us ?
78. my comment - July 23, 2007 3:41 PM
#64 noangel
nonsense! the arms match the face. BOILED CHICKEN!
79. dirtymartini - July 23, 2007 4:53 PM
Amazing shape.. She's just walking, carrying her heavy bag with her fist clenched.. Anybody who's been working out for twenty years would look like that when not at rest.. And I guess nobody would be so disgusted in seeing her rock hard butt and abs.. FAT FREE FOR EVER!!
80. die young and pretty - July 23, 2007 4:57 PM
Other pictures of madoodoo's freaky, wrangly arms abound. Doesn't matter if this one's photoshopped or not. Check out pictures of aging rockers (e.g. Jagger).
Jack Lalanne knew how to keep an old bod in shape, but he was nutty for it.
You can have a few taut muscles encased in an aged arm, but the surrounding dead, old-people stinking skin and flab flaps make it look weird as hell if you work the Jagger-Madonna plan.
81. restaurant - July 23, 2007 5:46 PM
Customer: "Waiter! This chicken is tough and stringy! Take it back and bring me something young and tender."
Waiter: "Mr. Richie, your food hasn't been served yet..."
82. LivewireT - July 23, 2007 6:26 PM
Kinda looks like she has a snake or 2 in her arms
83. LivewireT - July 23, 2007 6:27 PM
Kinda looks like she has a snake or 2 in her arms
84. Kitty - July 23, 2007 7:10 PM
I have a close friend who works at a 5 star hotel in Boston...and he told me that he has served Madonna cocktails and he said that her arms are really fleshy and saggy. Poor thing...Sucks to get old.
85. cl - July 23, 2007 7:32 PM
I would do her just so I could say I'm that guy--yeah thats right I did madonna-like a virgin
86. kruzty kelli - July 23, 2007 8:05 PM
so kelli, did this happen because she had kids too? when you see her on tv next time are ya gonna backflip your hatin? again? Has the lobotomy got your tongue?
87. Hollywood Agent - July 23, 2007 8:09 PM
This is what an exercise addict looks like. The older they are the worse they look.
She has zero fat and all you are seeing is muscle and skin sag.
Medical students could use her as a model for their classes. Just look at her, the students won't need to go to the morgue to examine cadavers. They can just look at Madonna.
88. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 23, 2007 8:09 PM
I have a brain fuckerz.....like I need it
with the hott bod I got...hate me....
hate me good.....and real.....♦
89. Hollywood Agent - July 23, 2007 8:15 PM
What a hag! She can't roll around on the floor in her little white wedding dress now, or she would be mistaken for a moldy piece of dog poop.
90. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 23, 2007 8:16 PM
Madonna...worzt mom ever next to mommiedearezt...
no TV for her kidz...but her manly armz R on TV
enough....Zpearz...might loze her kidz...not life jacketz
on in the boat today....both of them zhould of gotten
married and forget the kidz.....
91. CrowbarSamurai - July 23, 2007 8:18 PM
HOLY JEBUS thats fucked up!!!
92. miss oblivious - July 23, 2007 8:52 PM
makes me think of some kind of strange creature; I can't quite put my finger on it. Also kinda reminds me of Angelina Jolie's veiny arms; minus the muscles. Seriously eeew. Imagine living w/ this freak. I bet she's a real pain in the ass to be around. I bet she's got some real strange habits and is very set in her ways. Guy Ritchie is crazy, he's kinda hot and could do better than her annoying ass. But in her day, I have to say, the bitch could sing a good diddie or two.
93. Kill Yourself - July 23, 2007 8:54 PM
It's fucking photoshopped, morons. It's a LONDON tabloid...need I say more?
94. WJP - July 23, 2007 9:46 PM
Reminded me of Iggy Pop.
95. zzzz Kelli da retard zzz - July 23, 2007 9:59 PM
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mil fa bo ro coz xo pluz
flim flam zuc zoot plimzy wimzy ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
....Which sums up my political stance and my view on capitalism.
96. Sarah - July 23, 2007 11:14 PM
Her arms, look at her ugly hair geez, priorities people!!!
97. Snatch - July 24, 2007 12:03 AM
What DID happen to her mole, anyway?
98. kelly - July 24, 2007 12:08 AM
OMFG it's the TERMINATOR's arm.
what's Madonna doing with it?
99. Hfire3 - July 24, 2007 12:51 AM
Pretty hot for a tranny......or an emaciated cadaver. Hey whats with the big sunglasses. She probably has two big fried eggs where her eyes should be. Nothing like protein for that sinewy, shredded appearance. Hawt.
100. mfarnswo@hotmail.com - July 24, 2007 1:01 AM
she's just wicked wicked strong. baby lifting and beating the crap out of guy.
101. noangel - July 24, 2007 1:34 AM
@78 -- you got me there! Here I was thinking, of all things, logically about how arms look under the muscles and other stuff, and I forgot that Madonna is basically stringy fake English chicken.
I should take a class in photoshop. That could be fun, and land me a lucrative job at an English tabloid. Then I could leave my boring Midwestern existence and enjoy myself a little!
102. imyourangel - July 24, 2007 9:38 AM
this is so fake.. i dont think there's a human being has this kind of arm.. its so obvious that this is photoshopped...
103. Me - July 24, 2007 11:28 AM
This is what body obsessed Kelly Ripa is going to look like. Gross.
104. coco - July 25, 2007 6:41 AM
photoshop or not ppl know she does has muscular arms but in here they just look very ugly.
105. Harry - July 26, 2007 2:00 PM
ARGH! It's Voldemort!
106. lolwut - July 29, 2007 10:05 AM
This is so stupid, why you would bother putting up photoshopped (and badly shopped I might add) pictures as news is beyond me.
107. MonaLisa - August 30, 2007 11:44 AM
Why would they photoshop her arms?
They've looked like this for years and years.....too much exerxise and human (?) growth hormone, and Madonna: Please stop beating your husband, you knew he made bad films before you married him!
108. wtfdude - September 2, 2007 6:37 AM
It's all those freaken drug-er- vitamin injections she takes.
109. silvia - December 28, 2007 5:24 PM
Madonna is beautiful if you don`t see is your problem.Her eyes are like the spring, her mouth is sensual and has a nice body.And she`s a great artist with a amazing personality. Your commentarys about her arms are stupids.
110. silvia - December 28, 2007 5:24 PM
Madonna is beautiful if you don`t see is your problem.Her eyes are like the spring, her mouth is sensual and has a nice body.And she`s a great artist with a amazing personality. Your commentarys about her arms are stupids.
111. kalusoru - February 19, 2008 4:28 AM
silvia your correct she is beautiful and her songs are tooo...
http://travel-maldives.blogspot.com
112. john - June 21, 2008 1:02 PM
oh guys u discust me.madonna lokks beautiful.sha got an amazing body as everyone knows.u are all jealous becouse she looks stunning at 50.mariah is a fucking ugly and she diddntt turns 40.get real madonna is freaking hot.
113. Maldives Music - August 25, 2008 6:16 AM
She is still beautiful in her 50's as she was in the 80's
http://dhivehi-songs.blogspot.com/