Jul 23 2007Madonna has beautiful arms

first bitches!

daily photoshop

Miss Man...

PUKEE!!

wow the site looks awesome....madonna looks like a freakn vampire man!

There it is, photoshop .. again. What else is new? BTW i love the new layout.. keep us posted!

By the way, the comment was relevant to the post, as I have just puked a little.

Is she made of boiled chicken?

boiled chicken leg, just like Mom used to make.

I stil fuck her even if she was my mother

She looks good for 100. Isn't she like 100?

Yes, she's made of boiled chicken. Her vagina looks (and smells) like a boiled chicken neck. Why do you think we're kidnapping instead of having more kids of our own? (fine - "adopting" ...)

first !

This is so fake. Her real arms are tentacles covered with octo-suckers.

She looks stong in plow to me.

Mommy???

oh god

why doesn't she cover herself like a granny with some class.

no one wants to see that. it gives me nightmares of rotting flesh and leprosy

Definitely free-range.

Crappy photoshop. Tentacles! Hee!

That looks delicious.

YOU look delicious, dirty. yes, i can see YOU.

It's totally fake. Unless the bag she's holding weighs 75 pounds, there's no reason for her muscles to be flexed like that. However, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that she's immigrating illegal mexican babies in that thing and that it is, actually, quite heavy.

well, Realio, you cannot see the bag, now can you? So you have no reason to believe it doesn't weigh 70 lbs.

sigh, the fish gets a new format, but we still get losers like #1 making first posts. yup, clearly we're the bitches, you showed us, loser.

even if this is photoshopped, i'm sure the real thing is that for off from looking like this. she's been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.

even if this is photoshopped, i'm sure the real thing isn't that for off from looking like this. she's been pretty gross for a while. poor guy ritchie.

Poor Guy Ritchie. He's definitely the chick now. And he's in bed with the Grim Raper.

Goddamn! It's like looking at my own grandmother's arm! GAH! Look away!!!

That bitch stole ole grandpappy's arm. Goddam grave robber.

Besides her stringy death-like arms, how come nobody mentioned her face or her hair? How many chemical fryings does it take to get it to that burned orange color?

you know- I always loved Madonna, but she has taken it way too far! Though, I am sure this is photoshopped, she has looked manly for quite some time now.

she has muscle in her arm but the arm shown in the pic is photoshop fake!!

Give her a break she turns 50 y.o. next year !!! She looks better than good, has talent, money, geeze

Looks great, if I'm looking to have sex with a wiry, muscly man.

There comes a point where a woman passes from fit strong and healthy to just gristle and bones and blood. Not a good look for women as they grow older.

It's nice to be fit, but I still wanna look like a girl, y'know?

I knew there waz
a dick
between her legz♦☻

Madonna has never been attractive -- she was just slutty. Somehow people always seemed to confuse her sluttiness for attractiveness, while completely ignoring that she had the face of a sewer rat, complete with a revolting, giant mole.

Yum.

Not photoshopped. How hard is it to understand a simple equation.

She's lost all her fat due to her depraved addiction to her body. Add old age and viola! Instant fug.

That's so fake looking, its not even funny. There isn't even a muscle in your forearm there to be popping out like that.

37th!

well...almost.

In case you guys didn't know, Madonna's already dead. isn't it obvious? Either she's dead or she's slowly turning into a man...it can happen. just ask Paris Hilton. she's there (prison, dope, cocaine, etc.)

cryptkeeper!

Presto, change-o! Madonno!

*pointing and laughing*

#37. Wrong!

There is a muscle in the forearm that does that.

http://www.paddleball.com/paddles/Accessories/wristbuilder/anatomy1.jpg

@35 Bern the Boob Shot on your site today almost knocked me out of my chair!

Thank god for the swivel action.

Madonna is a whore.

Hey! omg! check out what i did to the photo at http://www.photocrank.com/imgview.aspx?arg=8039,85,,,478,450,3,4,1,-1 !!!!!
perdue chicken anyone?

Gross! She looks as bad as some of the folk in those 3rd world countries she loves to adopt from!

When the ONLY fat on your body is your breasts, your musculature looks like that.

She's a psycho-obsessive-"has to be better than everyone"-overindulgent-haggy-hasbeen.

Dedication is great but this is ridiculous!

Oh, and I forgot pretentious....

The "fish" is swimming rather slowly today, eh?

MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!

MILF! Madonna Is Like, Fugly!!!

(10) You a sick fucker. So, your saying that you would fuck the old hag and
your mother. You need to kill yourself right now.

Wow. The site looks all fancy. Nice. Anyway, these are totally photoshopped.

It's a kind of logical that Madonna her arms are muscular.Imagine yourself carrying day-in day-out heavy bags filled with piles of cash? Great daily workout for the arms.

Rock on!

Why did she get ferret implants in her arms like that?

Well,i wouldn't mind to carry those heavy bags for her.She can trust me,i'll return the empty bags to her for a reload.

At least they match her face.

Her arms look like Victoria Beckham's legs.

For sure this woman is in top-shape.Anybody knows which sport she's going to perform on the Olympic Games 2008?

Hey bitchez, ba bzz vrm vrrrrm
sho za griz flump
roz piff zme saz baza
dimz dum plez grup he
na bur tef
grippe spleez♦☻♦☻♦☻♦☻♦☻♦☻

And this is why I think that The universe arose spontaneously, through self-organizing evolution, based on the self-evident principles of variation and natural selection.

Kelli proves Darwin was wrong about evolution

Kelli proves Darwin was wrong about evolution

It's anatomically impossible for arms to look like this.

Thin, yes, but you'd be seeing bone instead of the the radius and ulna lying parallel to each other. The pronator muscle (which turns your hand upside-down) crosses the bones.

When arms get thin sunken musculatur doesn't show up, the bones do. This is so obviously photoshopped even a computer neaderthal like me could see it.

It's anatomically impossible for arms to look like this.

Thin, yes, but you'd be seeing bone instead of the the radius and ulna lying parallel to each other. The pronator muscle (which turns your hand upside-down) crosses the bones.

When arms get thin sunken musculatur doesn't show up, the bones do. This is so obviously photoshopped even a computer neaderthal like me could see it.

omg !!!!!!!! thats very cruel !!!!! ewwww!!!!

omg !!!!!!!! thats very cruel !!!!! ewwww!!!!

If anyone sees kelli I must ask you to call me immediately, she has just undergone a lobotomy and is rather unstable.

Ummmm, Mr. Neurosurgeon, sir, if she indeed had a lobotomy, and I don't doubt she needs one, she wouldn't be writing anything. She'd be lucky enough to pick up a spoon and eat cornflakes.

Now, Mr. Drug Dispenser, stop giving Kelli that dust, you bastard!

Poor poor kelli....

Ummmm, Mr. Neurosurgeon, sir, if she indeed had a lobotomy, and I don't doubt she needs one, she wouldn't be writing anything. She'd be lucky enough to pick up a spoon and eat cornflakes.

Now, Mr. Drug Dispenser, stop giving Kelli that dust, you bastard!

Poor poor kelli....

The Daily Mail frequently photoshops celebrities. Just look at the Victoria Beckam effort:

Shopped:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070719/victoria%20beckham%20gross%20legs/vb1.jpg
Original:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070720/victoria%20beckham%20gross%20legs%20splash/poshsplash.jpg

#25 - 26: if you're going to go through the effort to fix your typos, you could all least fix all of them. It's "far", not "for".

#36 - Add old age and a stringed musical instrument??

So Photoshopped that this whole article is not even worth posting to the site. Posting gossip, rumor and conjecture I can tolerate, but out-and-out phony shit?

Surely those are Tammy Faye's arms........

People don't preach, she's just losing meat, people don't preach, she's just getting weak. Would you look at her arms, their getting boney and flabby. I said, boney and flabby, Ewwww, Uhhhhh.............

I would like to thank Madonna for saving the world. Who would have thought that we could save the world by simply jumping up and down..

Thank You, Madonna!!!

They're not fake. Her arm in the right pic is clenched thats all.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5589/alive560741hk8.jpg

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/madonna-arms-fit-225a030507.jpg

I don't like boiled. Wake me up when they're roasted.

she seems to have abandoned her quest...

come on babe...

thought you were preparing a house for us ?

#64 noangel
nonsense! the arms match the face. BOILED CHICKEN!

Amazing shape.. She's just walking, carrying her heavy bag with her fist clenched.. Anybody who's been working out for twenty years would look like that when not at rest.. And I guess nobody would be so disgusted in seeing her rock hard butt and abs.. FAT FREE FOR EVER!!

Other pictures of madoodoo's freaky, wrangly arms abound. Doesn't matter if this one's photoshopped or not. Check out pictures of aging rockers (e.g. Jagger).

Jack Lalanne knew how to keep an old bod in shape, but he was nutty for it.

You can have a few taut muscles encased in an aged arm, but the surrounding dead, old-people stinking skin and flab flaps make it look weird as hell if you work the Jagger-Madonna plan.

Customer: "Waiter! This chicken is tough and stringy! Take it back and bring me something young and tender."
Waiter: "Mr. Richie, your food hasn't been served yet..."

Kinda looks like she has a snake or 2 in her arms

Kinda looks like she has a snake or 2 in her arms

I have a close friend who works at a 5 star hotel in Boston...and he told me that he has served Madonna cocktails and he said that her arms are really fleshy and saggy. Poor thing...Sucks to get old.

I would do her just so I could say I'm that guy--yeah thats right I did madonna-like a virgin

so kelli, did this happen because she had kids too? when you see her on tv next time are ya gonna backflip your hatin? again? Has the lobotomy got your tongue?

This is what an exercise addict looks like. The older they are the worse they look.

She has zero fat and all you are seeing is muscle and skin sag.

Medical students could use her as a model for their classes. Just look at her, the students won't need to go to the morgue to examine cadavers. They can just look at Madonna.

I have a brain fuckerz.....like I need it
with the hott bod I got...hate me....
hate me good.....and real.....♦

What a hag! She can't roll around on the floor in her little white wedding dress now, or she would be mistaken for a moldy piece of dog poop.

Madonna...worzt mom ever next to mommiedearezt...
no TV for her kidz...but her manly armz R on TV
enough....Zpearz...might loze her kidz...not life jacketz
on in the boat today....both of them zhould of gotten
married and forget the kidz.....

HOLY JEBUS thats fucked up!!!

makes me think of some kind of strange creature; I can't quite put my finger on it. Also kinda reminds me of Angelina Jolie's veiny arms; minus the muscles. Seriously eeew. Imagine living w/ this freak. I bet she's a real pain in the ass to be around. I bet she's got some real strange habits and is very set in her ways. Guy Ritchie is crazy, he's kinda hot and could do better than her annoying ass. But in her day, I have to say, the bitch could sing a good diddie or two.

It's fucking photoshopped, morons. It's a LONDON tabloid...need I say more?

Reminded me of Iggy Pop.

Hey bitches, bla hum paz drz ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
plo grippe zreg spiz
pli so raz zpaz gliy
zip diz xim fum fo shu bit
mil fa bo ro coz xo pluz
flim flam zuc zoot plimzy wimzy ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦

....Which sums up my political stance and my view on capitalism.

Her arms, look at her ugly hair geez, priorities people!!!

What DID happen to her mole, anyway?

OMFG it's the TERMINATOR's arm.

what's Madonna doing with it?

Pretty hot for a tranny......or an emaciated cadaver. Hey whats with the big sunglasses. She probably has two big fried eggs where her eyes should be. Nothing like protein for that sinewy, shredded appearance. Hawt.

she's just wicked wicked strong. baby lifting and beating the crap out of guy.

@78 -- you got me there! Here I was thinking, of all things, logically about how arms look under the muscles and other stuff, and I forgot that Madonna is basically stringy fake English chicken.

I should take a class in photoshop. That could be fun, and land me a lucrative job at an English tabloid. Then I could leave my boring Midwestern existence and enjoy myself a little!

this is so fake.. i dont think there's a human being has this kind of arm.. its so obvious that this is photoshopped...

This is what body obsessed Kelly Ripa is going to look like. Gross.

photoshop or not ppl know she does has muscular arms but in here they just look very ugly.

ARGH! It's Voldemort!

This is so stupid, why you would bother putting up photoshopped (and badly shopped I might add) pictures as news is beyond me.

Why would they photoshop her arms?
They've looked like this for years and years.....too much exerxise and human (?) growth hormone, and Madonna: Please stop beating your husband, you knew he made bad films before you married him!

It's all those freaken drug-er- vitamin injections she takes.

Madonna is beautiful if you don`t see is your problem.Her eyes are like the spring, her mouth is sensual and has a nice body.And she`s a great artist with a amazing personality. Your commentarys about her arms are stupids.

Madonna is beautiful if you don`t see is your problem.Her eyes are like the spring, her mouth is sensual and has a nice body.And she`s a great artist with a amazing personality. Your commentarys about her arms are stupids.

silvia your correct she is beautiful and her songs are tooo...

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oh guys u discust me.madonna lokks beautiful.sha got an amazing body as everyone knows.u are all jealous becouse she looks stunning at 50.mariah is a fucking ugly and she diddntt turns 40.get real madonna is freaking hot.

She is still beautiful in her 50's as she was in the 80's

http://dhivehi-songs.blogspot.com/

you guys are so mean. leave Madonna alone.
sure her arm is a little photoshoppedin the picture.
but your not perfect either there is probably parts of you
that people coudl say OMG SICK DISGUSTING.
and post on and on about it.

so lay off.

She looks like she over exercises and diets or doesn't eat.