Jul 13 2007Lindsay Lohan turns to Machiavelli

sure..

Ya Right

But what she does not tell you is that Machiavelli is a big DICK!!!

machiavelli is actually a SATIRE, and was meant to MOCK the king of France's absolutism (Louis XIV). It's not a bad source of philosophy.

just kidding...in case that wasn't clear.

Ok, Lindsay - spell "Machiavelli"...

...yeah, didn't think so.

"I was like, nah, then I was, ok." Yeah, she reads.

I can recommend her also to read 'How to bake chocolate cookies in 10 minutes'.I'm sure she'll feel better after reading this book.

have you guys ever seen Los Borgia? Cesare Borgia was the inspiration for that book.

This bitch is stupid, that's no way to get back into the system. Somebody pulled a trick on her. It must've been that weird hair lipped trainer she's been hanging with.

After I read "The Prince" in college I began a 10 year streak of acid and crystal meth use to rival even the proudest celeb!

So now she wants us to believe that not only does she date people who read but that she, also reads. Stretching the bounds of credibility a bit there Linds.

I suggest she read 'Final Exit'.
It's bestselling how-to book about suicide.

Hey, I think that Lindsday and Petra on the post below are wearing the same glasses. Fancy that

I think she meant Prince Albert.

I think she was referring to one of his less known works, "Living with Herpes".

well... considering the weight Maquiavelli puts on the need of prudence maybe is not such a bad idea she's reading that stuff... She could start by just shutting the fuck up with such silly remarks... but thank god she must have fallen unconsious after reading one page of it and for our delight she'll just keep being her fucking stupid self

This is completely unbelievable!!! Lohan can read? Come on SuperFish, where do you come up with this stuff?

I'm 97% sure she is referencing the album cover of the Tupac album, "Makaveli" ... and I doubt she can get through all that.

#4

Who's feeding you that bullshit?? Louis XIV of France was born in 1638 and Machiavelli died in 1527.

burned

We know Lindsay cannot spell based on the letter she wrote awhile back (I think about Al Gore? I cannot remember) so we can conclude that her reading abilities are about as worse. Even one of those baby picture books with animals is too advanced for her.

I think that she was actually referring to "Joe Machiavelli".

the author of such books like , "Condoms are for pussies" and "The white powder diet"

LOL serenity prayers and Machiavelli awesome combination! I don't want to call her a hyprocrit, but ...no actually I do.

PS maybe she can make a movie version called "The drunken spoiled Princess"

this just proves she is really a big ass idiot. the girl needs a serious PR machine to help her out. machiavelli... sheesh...

Linds, could you adaquit breathing? Please?

My god! I misspelled her misspelling!

In other news, Lohan plans to start a book club and brainiac society including other such celebrity intellectual giants as Paris "I'm-totally-holding-a-Bible" Hilton, and George W."I'm-a-readin'-Camus-existential-literature" Bush.

I'm just mentioning this to be sure LL is reading the right book.'Machiavelli' isn't the name of a fashion house or an taste of Italian icecream.

I love how people (not just celebrities) choose one book (and only one book, because let's face it, reading is boring and most people just don't have the time, what with all the great stuff on TV, to read more than one book in their lifetime) to base all their life decisions on. I'm seriously considering writing a book titled "Here's How to Act Like an Adult, Dumbasses" and fill it with startling insights like, "Don't drink excessively" and "Promiscuous sex can lead to poor self-image and the herps." Then I'll just sit back and watch the money roll in. Then I'll replace Oprah. Because I have all the answers. She can keep Steadman and Gayle, once the world gets wind of my superwisdom, I'll have to beat people off with a stick. Which sounds really fun, actually.

there is no cunting, fuck shit way this fucking shit cunt would ever understand the fucking classical parts of text, unlike me; forced by the lash of the cane. Fucking unforgetable.

@21 - Brilliant. I kind of want to read "Condoms Are for Pussies" ...

I think she meant that she's now down with Thug Life.

Puh
lease...

Maybe she will fall off the wagon, hit a tree while being chased by paparazzi and James Blunt and Avril Lavigne can co-write a tribute song for her....

How about "Fart in the breeze"?
Candle in the wind is already taken....

She has SUCH a stressful life... what a pathetic slit.

Why do celebs try to pull this kind of thing? I mean, do they really think that they can bluff their way through declaring something like that? If someone were to actually ask her questions about it, her head would probably explode!! (Hey, now there's an idea!!) At the very least she should've choosen a book that was slightly more believable!

#27 - Fucking hilarious!! : ) Wish I would've said it!!

As many problems as I have with Hohan, she is attempting to educate herself. Which is a lot more than most of us expected her to be at this point (which was having a welcome-back-from-rehab coke-snort off someone's iphone/bathroom floor/erect penis)

Perhaps now she will actually be able to read her own scripts!

Lindsay Lohan - reading?! No, seriously. That's just silly.

Assuming she actually can read (a stretch, I know), she'd do better with Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Smaller words, some sex scenes, what's not to like?

Well we know she can read. Maybe now she can start working on her reading comprehension. Something tells me she didn't really get it.

#38 Keep Ayn Rand away from her: let's hope she doesn't find The Fountainhead or you can say good bye to every building in LA.

The only thing this waste of skin should be "reading" is a suicide manual.

Nono, I don't think that would fly. The prince is what, 150 pages? Atlas Shrugged is around 1000? Although, the additional pages could be used to snort coke with after she's read them....

Yes the book is always with her, much like the warts, the herpes and the craving for blow.

obviously the person who told her to read Machiavelli's The Prince was totally making fun of her, and the joke just went over her head.

Has anyone actually seen her READ it?

The Prince is not about compromising your morals: that's a commmon misinterpretation of Machiavelli. It was written to Lorenzo de Medici as a smartass "how-to" about politics, coups, and the glory of the king. Had Lorenzo actually read it, he would had Machiavelli beheaded so it makes TOTAL sense for Lohan to read in rehab for advice. Wow. Couldn't her rep have given her a better book to bs about, you know, one that would actually make sense for her to pretend to read?

Machiavelli was actually not the master manipulator people think. But,......, What! That little bunt needs to read Lao Tzu or maybe "You Can Heal Your Live" or how about some Stephen Covey.

Stop trying to convince the world of your depth, Lindsay. You don't even believe yourself. You're about as deep as a mountain (get it, mountains have no depth) Mount.... Oh, forget it!

johnsmith is my new hero!!!!

it may have been written as a satire, but it's pioneered today as the main book saying "the end justifies the means". do whatever the hell you need to do, trample on people, lie, whatever, to get to where you need to be. I find it quite fitting for her, O Lindsay of Loose Morals.

I'm sure she has Machiavelli and some Italian designer with a similar name confused with one another, it happens. Just last week i had the Dalai Lama and Dolce & Gabbana confused.

She has Posh's unborn pig nose.

At least she's trying to clear her name a little. Some media whores *cough Paris* will never learn. Lindsay's done rehab, appears to be learning/attempting to read, and hasn't been seen hideously drunk for a few weeks. I say give her the benefit of the doubt.

Does she like her Machiavelli shaken, stirred, on the rocks, or dirty?

#51...that's the rhinoplasty called the California Special...makes you wonder if it decreases air intake and shuts off oxygen to the brain

I love the discussion of Machiavelli...

@22, exactly what I was thinking!

Whether or not Machiavelli meant it as a satire, it's still used today as a guide by policy makers (see: Henry Kissinger) and theorists (see: realists in international relations).

If Lindsay Lohan wants to follow in the footsteps of Cesare Borgia, well then, it's better than following that shit book "The Secret."

25-26: ROTFLMFAO!

y'know ... I may be the only one and I'm probably going out on a limb here ... but I actually found Mr. Fish's commentary here pretty funny. Although he usually reaches for "Dr. Seuss" in such cases, and that's a bit old.
Good to know that even a blind squirrel can find a nut in the woods once in a while.

Meantime, it's good to know that a blind man can bust a nut in LiLo's gaping breath-hole anytime he wants. She's all yours, Victor.

WOW! im amazed she can read i thought she would have waited for the movie to come out

You should be simply amazed enough that she 'reads'. At least it's not 'The Secret' or "The Bible'--let's be optimistic here (or not). Maybe she can become a despot and take over The Standard as the Tyrant Queen of Cocaine or something . . .

her DNA iz made up
of nothing but drugz
and alcohol...
her whole life will
be nothing but a battle☺☻

I blame the parents. They both are white-trash opportunists, and this kid never had a chance in hell.

She'll die young of an overdose, I've said it again and again... let's do an over-under here... who thinks she can make it past 23?

#45 good point

actually it is the ultimate book in politcal ethics and maneuvering-although business titans like to adopt it. That said, she is an idiot and I am sure has no idea what to use it for. Maybe it has a shiny hard cover and she can chop her coke on it

"It might be a little over her head, but it's got pictures so she'll never be caught with it upside down while pretending to read it."

You overestimate her, as even our fine president was snapped holding a childrens' book upside down. And is Hohan smarter than our president? I think not!

Sigh, my mind feels penetrated by the fact that I'm sharing classical literature with LL.

a better literary selection would be "Chicken Soup for the No-Talent Assclown Cokewhore Soul," but she's missing the prerequisite soul.

#4 please don't post about stuff you don't know. it's obvious you never went to college.

well done babe :)

today la

tomorrow... : )))

Okay, I love a good whore as much as anyone but when the Lowhores of the world start ascribing to Machiavelli, you know the end can't be far.

What's next for the whores and harlots of hollywood, Shakespeare?

Lindsey has turned lesbo due to the cruel way the men she has let into her life treated her. She has given up on men and found women more capable of giving her what she craves in a relationship. You heard it here first.

Awsome!
Now she is taking "the prince" as her bible.
That will turn out pretty well.

My question is how many of you retards commented on the book without ever reading it?
Out of 70 comments so far only 1 came even close to understanding "The Prince".

Tragic. There is no way of saving her ass is there? Do people really believe she got anything out of rehab? She probably made more connections for drug purchases if anything.
Her stating that she read was probably a hallucination.

I had a weight problem until I found a diet that worked by reading "A Modest Proposal". All of you that post on here without understanding the power of classic literature are just being narrow minded.

Are you sure she wasn't talking about Prince Matchabelli, the perfume guy?

I wonder if she ever stops snorting coke long enough to think about what she'll look like and what kind of funk-ass dzs she'll have when she's in her thirties?...hmmm

Yeah right bitch. You'll be coked up next week lying in a bed in the backroom of some Hollywood party, with about 40 guys standing in a line at the damn door.

Why is she posing like this? Who does she think she is? Lindsay Bekham?

linsay lohan..who is she?? I dont think she s an actress,no more,she WAS an actress
Now she's only a fake blonde bicth stupid and arrogant.
I'd like that people like her disappear from earth
they are so stupid so rich when so many people sleep in the streets
The world is not right when you see those things

A "machiavellian" is also a term used by psychologists to describe a person who has a serious lack of empathy and disregard for others, and consciously uses others as vehicles for their own personal gain.
Machiavelli is not exactally the person someone who is fresh out of rehab wants to be emulating. I bet she didn't even read it. She thinks that saying she read it makes her sound smart, but saying she uses it for inspiration makes her sound like a jackass.

so . .she's into Machiavellesbi now? haha ..

She did not read Machiavelli. This is hilarious. How can a book about 16th century state building help her after rehab? What a tool

Watch out for the MK interlectual bag shes a hooker oops sorry i mean hacker cannot get enough of E.S that you come here just cause shes beautiful and your an old hag fatbutt.:):)