Jul 20 2007Lindsay Lohan turns herself in

those boobs look nice but they ain't real

second, bitches!

Look mommy, its Pippy Longwhoring

could zhe have anymore frecklez
and thoze fake boobz
R not attractive at all..can't
wait till the bitch goez
to jail..wonder if zhe'll cry
and throw a fit like Pariz..?☻

So, she's dating black men now. Nice, I feel sorry for him. He will contract so many diseases.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!

PS They are real

Krazihottkelli, I hate you, please die.

Id do her, all the crack and X would make her a wild ride.

God, this bitch is so ugly. Hopefully, they'll lock her ass up for along time so we won't have to look at her.

Her talent dictates that all charges be dismissed. We lock up useless rabble like Paris, not talented young stars like Lindsay.

Lindzey is krazi kool
I wizh zhe'd come
zurfin with me
we could hold handz
and talk boyz
and tell zecretz
and be bezt of friendz
Lindzey iz amazing
I'm wearing braidz to the beach today

Lindzey if you are reading this...
Did you get my love letterz?

kizz kizz
Krazi

Chriz=7:
U r a little baby jumpin
up and down on your pogoztick
poor little baby..whatz
the matter..mommy and daddy
wouldn't let U have any
toyz when U were young...hate me
fucker and the world goez
the fuck on..maybe U zhould date
Lohan..zhez got zome crabbz
with your name on them, dirtfuck.

already saw it like 2 hours ago on x17....

you are a little slow today Mr. Fish!!!!!

I notice possession of cocaine is absent from the list of charges......what's up with that??

Kraziazzkelli is up VERY early for a hot young girl who lives near the beach with an unbelievably amazing social schedule.

This early appearance speaks to my belief that the Krazy One really lives in Nebraska or some other landlocked state, and the "Beach" is actually the name of the water park located just next to her mom's trailer park.

Yes, the rest of us old fuckerz have jobs/kids/lives. We are up early running, working, caring for kids and money-making. You are up reading Tiger Beat, wishing you were hot and famous living near the real beach.

I'm off to take my kidz to the zzzzoooooo.

ta-ta!

I love ugly girls like Aurbee. She might be ugly, but she can suck dick all day. I have her locked in the attic like an animal. She likes it like that. When I bring my dick to her, she can't get enough of it, so now I have to let her suck off all my friends on a daily basis.

The boobs are fine, the freckles are fine. But could someone get the skank some pants that fit. Lindsay Lohan shouldn't be shopping in the Ladies Big 'n Tall.

NOTE: Looks like zomeone'z Z key iz zticking on zee keyboard. And her krazy grammar zuckz too. Guess Krazo lozt her job writing lyricz for Prinze.

re: pic #5 - What in Hades is that bag she is carting around and how much did that cost her? I know, maybe she has it to divert attention away from the rest of her which is beginning to look pretty ratty considering she is only 21 years old.

number 16...wake up dude.

I was making fun of Krazi...

it's so easy to do

God look at the wrinkles on that 21 year old forehead, thats some serious sun damage and hard living when she's barely out of childhood. YUCK!

15/old bitch:
where the fuck is Nebrazka?
muzt be where your old azz livez,nice!
U wizhed that I lived in that
God forzaken place, don't cha..whatever!
Anyway, juzt waiting for my friendz
to come over here...zeee, I don't have to
drive to the beach..I'm already
here...actually..I'm talking to your
zorry azz while I'm looking at the
beautiful Atlantic Ocean..nothing like it.

and by the way..don't let your little
monzter pet the animalz at the zoo
they have many germz that can kill them
but, thatz probably Y U took them there, huh? nice life...enjoy bitchez///

19 Stop lying, you know you love those big juicy dicks you put in your mouth. Tonite, I'll will bring some black ones and Middle Eastern ones, but for the Middle Eastern guys, you'll have to pretend your a man, because they hate to let women touch them. We'll just shave your head like Britney did. They'll never know the difference.

All you people that say her tits are fake are just hating that your tits don't look as good as hers. Lindsey might be a drunken cracked-up junkie but I'd still suck the fuck out them tits. She's still a little skinny for my taste tho.

yeah, those are some serious boobs. come on, those are definitely not fake! she is an idiot and basically scum, but those tits are magical.

#20==for your 411:

the only people who look like
LeatherLohan, iz people
who ztay in the zun all fuckin
day..like idiotz that
don't know better..not me..my
tan iz perfect..and I
didn't burn my zkin once, coz
I fuckin know better, bitch...

ok, my friendz R here now and
we want to burn one
zo, enjoy typing and working
allday..while we chill..
FUCK U ALL ☺☻♥♫↓↨↨↓‼♦♣☺

22-

So are you really posing as Krazi Kelli under a cover-up name?

No one else would have responded with such a hostile message after making fun of the person that you just previously made fun of yourself

Just be a man (oops that would require balls) and admit you screwed up.

One who lacks intelligence has got to use crass potty talk to make up for it in your case. My guess is that you didn't graduate from Brown.

So now it's the Gardener, and I thought she was seeing the Las Vegas Pool Boy.

I have to pay my Gardener extra to do anything besides mowing the lawn. It appears that all she has to do is wear a tank top.

They both look smelly!

has hollywood every heard of a bra? come on!

Did you say brown? How about Georgetown?
Stop acting like your so innocent. You hate that I exposed you, don't you. Why would I pretend to be someone else? Boy, you are dumb. Are you sure you even went to college?
That's right, you said Brown. Right. Is your mouth tired from last night. You know that you are a whore just like Lindsay Lohan.

Who cares about her tired old boobs,, just LOOK at that hideous god awful mammoth-sized handbag!

You could stuff all the Brangelina kids in it and still have room for Nicole Richie.

Trashy filthy pig of a cunt.

Uh, so the fact that she was underage at the time and had coke in the car I guess doesn't matter if everything was 'routine'. Whatever. This whore will get off. And she won't have learned her lesson, which means more delightful trouble for her to get it! *rubs hands together*
BWAHAHAHAA!

i would suck those fucking titty's 'til my fucking gums bled, I haven't decide yet what the rest of me would be doing, apart from firing off my four finger bum-gun into her freckled fucking ass xx

I saw a picture of Krazy kelli on her myspace. She's a fat cow from Georgia. And she's got 4 ugly kids. She's on welfare, because she's on this site day and night.

I am just waiting for krazihottkelli to fuck up and accidentally write an "s". who knows, maybe that key is just broken on her keyboard and shes too broke to fix it.........

Screw fatty Linds. Did you see Tammy Fay on Larry King? She looked fabulous! After I found out she had lung cancer, I started doing ciggies like laxatives. Two packs a day! Fabulous!

Yah, this story is ancient. I posted a link to it on Yahoo several minutes before Fish posted it here. ;^)

I must have lit a fire under Fish's butt to get moving with some new news.

#29- why don't you learn how to spell correctly before pretending to be smart. Dumbass.

Nice flap jack tits. Anybody got any syrup?

Meh I'd rather look at the pic of Michelle P. in the top left corner. My god she's beautiful.

Exposed me in what way?

You came out of left field idiot. You attacked me for no reason. You attacked someone else on here just to be a dick. What' the point? So you can be entertained with people arguing you with you all day?

What is up with the blow job shit? I swear to God you are just filling out apps to college and Georgetown turned you down. Hope you filled one out for the local community college.

I didn't say you pretended to be someone else numb nuts. You are so confused, I know it's quite a lot for your brain to handle...thinking and typing at the same time.
Yes, I did attend college the University of Michigan, heard of it?

krazi=Christ On a Pogo Stick.

Feel sorry for it.

It can't spell.

It doesn't know basic geography.

It smells like cunt-cheese.

Leave her alone. I would stick my dick in her ass so fast, she wouldn't know what hit her. Did I say that I would put that big purse over her head first?

Finally turns herself into an even nastier whore than her mother ever hoped. Dina Lohan is sitting back reading the blog on her lap top saying "Ahhhh, I did my job right." (As she leans over table and takes another rail)

Now she can have all the money and coke for herself.

41-

it is clear as day isn't it?!

All makes sense now.

Whore. Just like Foxy Brown and Lil Kim, going to the Popo's looking like a god-damned hootch, hoping to glean some favor from the cops, who are also a bunch of whores too.

Everybody is in bed with everybody in Cali, I guess.

So what if my daughter had cocaine in her car. If the police are to stupid to charge her with it, that's their problem. There's nothing wrong with cocaine. We all love it and so do the police. That's why they didn't charge her. Leave my girl alone.

Krazi aka Christ on a Pogo Stick-

the diarrhea that comes from your brain and splatters all over the keyboard that leaks onto this site has made us all sick for long enough.

Please go to the beach now and leave us all to recover.

damn she looks rough for 21 years old. @46 So sad Lindsay's mom can't spell her daughters name!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzz Hey ugly whore I gotz to work for a living myzelf. How iz it that U do not, cum-gussling (do I invert the z and s?)white trazh bum???? Zukking a good one I guezz! Die ugly bitch!!!

Please don't bring up the cocaine thing. I have enough on my plate with the DUI. I'm on my way down to the police station to give out and put out anything that will help my case. My tits are fake, for anyone that cares. I love you all for standing behind me and poking me in the ass when I needed it.

We will decide if we will charge Miss Lohan with the cocaine in our own time. It really depends on how many times she spends the night with me and the other policemen. It's none of your business that she likes to take it up the poop shooter. Leave it in California's hands to deal with. We have our ways.

I can't really decide if those boobs are real or not. What's with all those freckles?
Doesn't she usually spray fake tan on herself?

If this little ho was black, she would be in jail right now for that cocaine and DUI. How is it that the cocaine isn't mentioned? I'm calling Al Sharpton. She's not getting away with this.

Well, at least she's not carrying a little dog like Paris and Britney. I'll bet she has that purse full of good drugs for later.

Is that Billy Jack escorting her?

I don't care what she did as long as she didn't kill someone. I wouldn't mind sticking my big pete in her for a day. If she parties, then we know that she's fun.

Lindsay is going to win an Oscar for "Georgia Rule". You can count on it. Because I said so. After all, I AM the White Oprah.

Those tits look fake to me, but I would still like to get between them even if they do fill like rocks.

The only thing that she will win an award for is drinking, druging, and wrecking cars.
Maybe screwing everyone and taking her clothes off.

correction of 59 feel like rocks

hahahahahahahah #17

Just to ease your minds, I am the garbage man. I just got done with my morning session with Lindsay in bed. Don't hate a player. She's a beast.

She's lucky she has big tits, because her face is fucking ugly.

Why does anyone think this pasty skank is attractive. Her face is pretty plain and her tits already look saggy and all those freckles in her cleavage are enough to make you vomit. I saw her pics in GQ a while back and even with airbrushing, she looked like shit.

Can I join in on the fun? I can see that Lindsay just got done doing that black man. He looks so much hotter than her.

#62, You think that post was funny? You don't even know what comedy is. Lohan is so into the black guy, and it's clear as the freckles on her body.

She should live in England with all of those ugly people. She would fit in real nice.

We decided to stop posting on Lohan. She is a waste that belongs in another country. Her body is the worst, right up there with Britney and Paris. We are trying to find someone that looks good enough for the site. It's not easy.

My horse's ass looks better than her face.

59. Posted by Spindoc ...

That wasn't me, why are you using my name?

its sad to see boobs that good going to waste

I it just me or does she look preg in the last photo?

If that's the worlds sexiest woman I fucking hope global warming hurries up.

Am I the only one that noticed that her boobs are really saggy, especially considering she's only 21? Since everyone in here seems to be raving about them, am I to assume that saggy boobs are hott now? I better start working on that!

I can tell you right now, her boobs are 100% real. The only reason they LOOK so big is because she has a lot of extra skin up there, increasing their size. It's what happens when you gain and lose weight to such an extreme over and over again like she has - your skin's elasticity gets worn down. You end up with extra skin that can't reshape or reduce itself because its been stretched in and out so many times - it's like a rubberband. Her boobs were big before (remember Mean Girls?), but now they look even bigger, because technically they are. But in a gross floppy way. Funny thing is... plastic surgery is the only thing that can save those boobs now.

#71 - schack is on fire with the trolling. Got me too in #67.
Looks like up to 12 simultaneous trolls. A new site record.

oh cum on now they are fake but fake big ones is better than the ones she had. dont you ppl read she got implants when she was 17 and that is sexy and us weekly noticecd and printed photos they looked really bad back then but now they look good.. she musta got diffrent one put in in rehab cuz those\ aint the same ones she went in with mayb thats why she was away soi long. i was her biggest fan and i know theya re fake but who cares anyway they are getting saggy i agree. sd i met her in real lfe but she didn';t even look my way and she was walking really fast and with no bra and they hardly moved and actaully i dont think they did move. they are fake asnd she is not reall nice to her fans at all at least she wasn't nice to me cuz she didnt even look in my direction.

boobsr like soawesome

Oh Krazihottkelli, you haven't been participating as much as you used to. What's going on? Your contributions never go unappreciated.

P.S. Whippets are still the bomb.

How can she be both released on $30,000 bail AND released on her own recognizance?

those boobs are real... i don't know why everyone keeps saying they are fake... if they were fake they wouldn't be sagging down.... they would be at attention at all times

Holy crap she is only 21 but she looks....older in a bad way. Just proves partying like a moron ages you. I'm 33 and I swear I don't have nearly as many wrinkles etc on my face as she does. :O

Those are some big FAKE droopy ass titties for a 21 year old. This girl is not going to age well at all, considering she's only 21 now and looks 35. I believe she had her mega silcons taken out a while back, and then had some somewhat more modest ones put back in, and the whole procedure stretched her out, thats why she's droopin'. Don't buy for a second that those are real. Either way, they're sloppy ass titties.

#31....
You have a very filthy mouth.
I love it.

Is she auditioning for a National Geographic Film with those things so low?

Does she seriously have a unibrow?

I mizzed U guyz....no one
hatez more then
U dickbrainz...I'm tired
from the zun....

now Lohan iz zo ugly becoz
I can ztill zee her face..

can't wait to laugh my azz
off if zhe goez to jail...☻

Damn... say you want about this chick, but she has style. I like every fucking outfit I ever see her in.

are those really her boobs? yuck

These dumb whores need to see some state prison time. I guarentee that will rock their fucking world back into reality real quick. Fuck this county jail shit.. send them to DOC for awhile.

Those boobs ain't THAT big!!

one word: PORKTITIES

Damn! That broad sure got some puffy-assed areolas on her titties!

lets talk about whippits

#94====Zo, tell me about Whippetz....

Is there a new writer...because you have nothing insightful to say...I've stepped on things with higher intellectual capabilities.

fatty

her boobs aint real? umm...

but i always adore her. she's sooo hott!

Is she trying to be Paris Hilton?

Btw, her boobs are nice, are they real?

Witness the skankiest piece of trash to litter Hollywierd.

I have to tell you a little something about myself. I suck the biggest horse dick that I can find. I sometimes let them fuck me in the ass, it's great. I really can't help myself. See, when I was younger, I grew up on a farm with my uncle because my parents didn't want me and he sexually abused me. So, I was already used to his dick up my ass. I just became attracted to the horses on the farm. The white and black one is my favorite. He is my girlfriend. Don't judge me for this, it's not my fault.

they are real and they are SAGtacular!

little red riding whore.

kelly claims to be on the beach all day, but she sure posts alot. i bet she is a 500 pound lard ass who sits on her ass eating cheetos all day and making comebacks.

Really 103: If itz any of your fuckin buzinezz....I zpent a little time here
in the morning..while I get ready..fuckface fucker.....
I like to get to the beach at noon..when the zun iz the hottezt..
but I'm guezzing that U R 300lbz. and love cheetoz....
Oh yea, I'm the type of perzon who can eat anything and not
gain one pound...it runz in my family....U hate that don't cha
Fattfuck.....go zwimming for a fuckin change...maybe your loze
a pound or two...I doubt it....keep hating...thatz what I love.

She really needs to start wearing a bra NOW!!!!! before the chafe her knees.

For her boobs to be fake, they sure do hang LOW!

you should really start wearing a bra, LINDSAY LOW-HANG

I'm tired of Lindsay. The only way she can relieve my fatigue is to make a sex movie. That's what washed-up young actresses like her do.

104 Enjoy the skin cancer you dumb twat.

no, I'm actually 127, aboutn 5'5, and a size 6.

lmao@fuckface fucker. really classy there kelli

hey haven't you guys ever seen fake ones before? i have on strippers and hos and lindsay has got some real FAke ones. come on everyone is there so much tit jobs in hollywood you can't spot a totally fake pair?

109///110///FOR YOUR 411=Z:
I won't get zkin cancer...only ztay in the zun for a tan..not
a burn like U dumbazz Znowbirdz..who come down here and
the firzt day get burnt and have to get to the hozpital...afraid of
Zunzcreen..U azzholez R and U think U have to ztay out there
all fuckin day..what azzwipez...In 90 degreez..it only take 45minutez
to get burned.....alzo the Zun iz good for Vitamin D...long az U don't
ztay all day...UNDERFUCKINZTAND NOW, FUCKERZ???????

Since when are B-cups massive?
LOL, dumb kiddies I guess.