Jul 20 2007Lindsay Lohan ruining movies
Lindsay Lohan was supposed to start filming on "Poor Things" once she got out of rehab, but apparently the producer pulled the plug on the film because Lindsay's behavior in Las Vegas over the weekend worried insurers. GE and Dell were promised placement in the movie but got an email from the set designer saying:
'Poor Things' has been cancelledSorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.
Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled ... I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty.
I'd be worried about financing a film with Lindsay Lohan too. Halfway through filming she'd end up crashing her car through the set and driving over half the cast. She'd stumble out of the car and point her finger at everybody, telling them to act cool, then point to her cartoonishly large alcohol monitoring anklet (which nobody actually checks) and go, "See guys. I'm wearing this. This means I dinin' haf anything to drink. Nod even one drop." Then she'd curl up on the floor and fall asleep, with three people dead under her car and everybody else standing in a circle with their mouths open.
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Reader Comments
1. darstardlyduke - July 20, 2007 11:30 AM
what a useless skank
2. plz - July 20, 2007 11:30 AM
plz 1
3. Steven Braun - July 20, 2007 11:31 AM
second
4. :( - July 20, 2007 11:32 AM
damn it
also, she's retarded.
5. Penis Mightier - July 20, 2007 11:34 AM
Will this drive her to drink (more) and do (more) drugs which will send her into another downowrd spiral and lead to eventual death? I hope so.
6. lapet - July 20, 2007 11:38 AM
See you on Lifetime Lindsay! Hope homegirl saved her money.
7. Zoey Lund - July 20, 2007 11:39 AM
Nice Rack.
Am I the only poster here that *likes* freckly boobies?
8. gossipmonger - July 20, 2007 11:41 AM
Mark my words, she's gonna go the Anna Nicole route. We'll hear one day (this year, I suspect, but if not this, then next year) how she was found dead of an OD in some hotel room...
And who will mourn her? Her mom, 'cause LinLo is her meal ticket. She doesnt give a damn about her daughter, thats been so obvious from the beginning.
9. ali - July 20, 2007 11:43 AM
theyre never going to learn. wear a shirt lindsay GEEZ.
10. lapet - July 20, 2007 11:46 AM
P.S. Linday, when your doing Television For Women, you might want to start staying out of the sun. Judging from that forehead, your thirtys are not going to be kind to you if you keep that shit up.
11. Smelly Gostard - July 20, 2007 11:46 AM
Can you feel the suction? Her downward spiral is increasing in velocity...Hohan is circling the drain!
12. Freck - July 20, 2007 11:48 AM
#7 - Right there with you...
13. anna banana - July 20, 2007 11:49 AM
what a waste...
14. Christ on a Crotch - July 20, 2007 11:49 AM
"ALBATROSS!"
Wow, washed up at the legal tender (HA!) age of 21. I hope she invested her dough somewhere.
Fucking leper!!!
15. Christ on a Crotch - July 20, 2007 11:52 AM
Lifetime Channel, heeeeere come's Lindsay!
16. Supertramp - July 20, 2007 12:02 PM
Those sunglasses are a huge mistake. On another note, is there anyone else left in LA to talk about besides Lindsey and Britney? We are talking about two washups with, at best, sixth grade educations.
17. Jimbo - July 20, 2007 12:03 PM
Ordinarily I'd try to Steamer some sense into her, but after seeing that freckled face over and over again, I think I'd go with a Strawberry Shortcake instead
18. Big Daddy - July 20, 2007 12:09 PM
Seriously folks...
Everybody trashes all these chicks on this website, but I would wager 99% of the posters on this site would kill to have a girl as hot as LinLo or Britney.
I mean, who wouldn't accept a blumpkin from Lohan?
19. Big Daddy - July 20, 2007 12:11 PM
Or maybe a rusty trombone would be more appropriate, what with the freckles and all...
20. anna - July 20, 2007 12:28 PM
SHE IS GROSS.
21. lulu - July 20, 2007 12:31 PM
OOOOOOO, TOO BAD...it might have been as good as Georgia Rule. :p
22. sos - July 20, 2007 12:35 PM
Forget she is Lindsay Lohan for a moment. If you picture her walking through a Walmart or washing clothes outside a trailer, she looks just like regular old trash. All that money and she is still an uneducated disgusting girl.
23. my comment - July 20, 2007 12:37 PM
Why is she even in movies?
24. kelly - July 20, 2007 12:37 PM
this disgusting pig and her sandbad titties needs to be put in jail and have her licensed taken away...maybe the world can take the focus off Britneys ass to see this Bitch Lindsay is a hotmess!!!
25. Jimbo - July 20, 2007 12:40 PM
I dont know about y'all.. but I'd smash the shit out of that fire crotch. Then bust all over Veggi's face. AMERICA... FUCK YEAH!!!
26. ziggurat - July 20, 2007 12:43 PM
Red Vines take another victim.
27. Spindoc - July 20, 2007 1:13 PM
""but I would wager 99% of the posters on this site would kill to have a girl as hot as LinLo or Britney.""
You can go through any old high school yearbook of yours and find 40 girls prettier than Lindsay Lohan, she just looks like some kinda used up 35 year old waitress with an ok smile. The fact that she is only 21 and looks like that is unbelivable.
As for them cancelling her movie. How dumb a meatbag do you have to be to not understand THESE words. "Bitch, stay home, stop partying or you will not work again"?
28. norton - July 20, 2007 1:37 PM
I'd be willing to bet that Linds has had more deposits in her mouth than Jenna Jameson.
29. Bugman4045 - July 20, 2007 1:50 PM
I love them droopy 21 year old boobs. She must let guys (or girls) just swing on 'em.
30. maeby - July 20, 2007 2:19 PM
Oh the hillarity.. Shes like a female Corey Haim!
31. morning coffee - July 20, 2007 2:23 PM
'harbinger of bad news'?
That her film was cancelled?
Shit, that is the best news all week.
Bitch looks like she just walked out of a homeless shelter. Twizzlers stuck to her dirty paws, court-ordered ankle cuff, cartoon of a hairdo, clown-like glasses.
32. Meisterburger - July 20, 2007 2:36 PM
#7
I really like freckles. Connecting them is the fun part!
33. wedgeone - July 20, 2007 3:16 PM
#7 - you & 12 & 32. The rest of us like 'em smooth, round, and firm. Not all saggy like some 70 year old yenta.
I love it - "Georgia Rule" was a tanker. "I Know Who Killed Me" will tank. Now "Poor Things" tanked before it even got started.
My question: why cancel the film when she could just be replaced by another equally talented actress, like Paris Hilton? >^D
34. becca - July 20, 2007 3:18 PM
seriously, wear a bra.
35. hakdog - July 20, 2007 3:19 PM
who gives a shit?
36. hakdog - July 20, 2007 3:20 PM
and no, that is not a nice rack. Puuhhhlleeezzzeee.
37. hakdog - July 20, 2007 3:20 PM
and no, that is not a nice rack. Puuhhhlleeezzzeee.
38. Chauncey Gardner - July 20, 2007 3:27 PM
Why is anybody surprised that she's ruining movies? She's been ruining photographs for years.
39. poeticmutiny - July 20, 2007 4:14 PM
I'm sorry, whippets still rock. She's ok in my book.
40. Blohan'sDeviatedSeptum - July 20, 2007 4:43 PM
Gosh she looks smart.
41. herbiefrog - July 20, 2007 6:01 PM
what was the last movie she ruined ?
[no answer]
exactly...
get your own lives babes
we're already living ours
42. free sample - July 20, 2007 6:22 PM
Why so Pippi Longstocking? Does Lindsay Lohan drop a comic book on the floor every day and dress like that character?
43. crushed-x-beauty - July 20, 2007 9:59 PM
Is that a nipple I spy?
44. Rocknrope - July 20, 2007 10:07 PM
harbinger of bad news
Set designers shouldn't use big words when they don't know what they mean.
45. Ferocious_Imbecile - July 20, 2007 10:32 PM
Why is Hollywood and the USA by extension turning out so many insane drug addicted women? I've been waiting 30 years for this drug thing to turn around and start getting better and instead it's just falling off a cliff into the depths of hell. Really, seriously, little 13 year olds are looking at this stuff carefully and using these Hollywood drug pigs as their role models like we used to use Mickey Mantle...of course Mickey was a drunken asshole ....and, well, my generation turned out to be a generation of drunken assholes...
See how it works?
46. krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 20, 2007 11:26 PM
O dear God...I can ztill zee
..........her face.........
39// what iz a whippet?
47. Anabel - July 21, 2007 12:14 AM
Please, it was money problems with the movie itself, not Lohan. Had SHE been the problem, they woulda just replaced her, since they already had other big names committed to the flick. On TMZ.
48. Cardinal Ximenez - July 21, 2007 12:22 AM
forehead and tits look way old for her age. Janice is three times her age and looks just as good if not better.
49. The Fabulous Armand - July 21, 2007 12:44 AM
If this is what drugs do to your looks, I'm going to rehab today. She's turned into Mickey Rooney.
50. The Fabulous Armand - July 21, 2007 12:45 AM
If this is what drugs do to your looks, I'm going to rehab today. She's turned into Mickey Rooney.
51. lucky7 - July 21, 2007 12:45 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lindsay is real hot shit in Hollywood now!!!
In a few months, it'll be "lindsay who!??!!?!?"
Then in a year, we'll see the on Extra, "Lindsay Lohan: the tragedy" once the bitch is living on skid row with dirty hair, her front teeth missing, and a black boyfriend.
52. TAS - July 21, 2007 12:47 AM
BURN IN HELL LINDSAY LOHAN!!!
53. TAS - July 21, 2007 12:47 AM
BURN IN HELL LINDSAY LOHAN!!!
54. TAS - July 21, 2007 12:47 AM
BURN IN HELL LINDSAY LOHAN!!!
55. pish - July 21, 2007 5:59 AM
k rev, take easy now
56. Tessa - July 21, 2007 6:40 AM
#51 LMFAO
She stinks. Her breath stinks, she farts loudly!
57. Ju - July 21, 2007 10:21 AM
oh dear God.
i've been a fan of Lindsay since her cute double acts in Parent Trap and i still idolize her acting wise but someone's gotta help this girl get back on her feet.
58. buf - July 21, 2007 12:24 PM
she sooo cute.
like a mini dirty harry
59. ☺☻☻♪☺♦♦♦♫↓♥♀♣♦♣→→→♫♫☻§ - July 21, 2007 1:02 PM
zhez an old wazhed up movie ztar at
the age of 21..now thatz fuckin
the funniezt thing ever☼♀♀♀☼♀♀☼☺☻♦♣♥
60. garnet - July 21, 2007 1:57 PM
i used to have nothing against her back when she was all cute and innocent. but she ruined herself and now even her career ..lol, i really dont feel sorry for her.
61. henry - July 21, 2007 4:03 PM
Linds looks so goood...freckly boobs are the greatest...she will be back in A-list movies in 3 years...i heart her
62. needy - July 21, 2007 5:52 PM
She doesn't deserve those tits
63. lsucajun - July 21, 2007 7:32 PM
Dude, I'm shocked that you didn't comment on her huge boobs or the fact that they are crazy lop-sided.
64. Mama Pinkus - July 21, 2007 8:15 PM
That gal is really starting to get the alcoholic-look going.
65. Moe - July 22, 2007 4:19 AM
lol, that shit is hilarious!!! "nod even one drop!"
that stupid std ridden slut.
66. porkbellies - July 22, 2007 10:12 AM
This little pork belly is going to jail, and if she doesn't, she'll get probation and of course break that the first day. So, like I said, she'll go to jail. I think I'll call her porktities.
67. lilo is old and ugly now - July 22, 2007 12:11 PM
she looks awful. she looks 38. so sad, she has lost the cute girl face at such a young age. What will she look like when she really is 38?
68. homan - August 8, 2007 8:27 AM
what a retard
glad its all going down hill for these bi**hes, if you act like king dicks expect to be brought back down to earth HARD.... she better get jail and daaaaaamn i wish it was for the 8 years... teach all these skanks a lesson...
but it definately looks like hohan was brought back down to earth.... literally! hosag more like it... she used to have such great titties... and was fresh meat too, yummy... now? exactly as was mentioned by many.... the drugs are really kicking in...