Jul 3 2007Lindsay Lohan needs some new shoes

firstttttt!!

second!!!!!

I seriously want to slap the shit out of her mother. She is one sickening woman.

I'm sure a lot of guys out there would like their parts implanted in her butt.

Liberating?

www.VeryLiberating.com

Diggin on those Barbie shoes...Yikes...

21...hooker shoes and hooker bruises. The words "turned out" come to mind. The tattoo on her back above her ass says, "you ain't FRIST!"

Happy Bday youngun, good luck with the recovery.

I hate her because I want that lens :(

Nice glass.

Lousy ass.

@4...why dont you go somewhere else, we dont care for ur advertisement of ur POS site

She sucks at acting, so why is she constantly able to acquire work? BTW, is that her mother in that hideous LSD trip inspired dress? If it is, then there is more than a passing resemblance between her face and that bag hanging on her shoulder in pic #2.

Maybe its just me but if I had a "friend" who was being paid by media outlets to make sure I could be photographed in the most humiliating scenarios (passed out drunk, etc), I am pretty certain that "friend" would not be invited to any gatherings I held...

its not so much butt implants that she needs but rather a simple butt lift. it looks really bad these days.

The only real question regarding these photos is pills or coke? Im guessing pills. She seems kind of calm.

"She sucks at acting, so why is she constantly able to acquire work?"

Keanu Reeves
Jessica Alba
Ben Afleck... aflected...
etc

What kind of B.S. rehab lets somebody out to party until 2:15am??

Do prisons let people out for a few hours to Rob, Murder, and Rape as long as they are back in their rooms by 3am?!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
What an unbelievable disgusting Train Wreck.

I think she has a cute butt. You can see here http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-bikini-birthday-candids-05-thumb.jpg that even her mother is just baaaaarely resisting the urge to give it a little squeeze.

heavens to betsy! did not know they made butt implants,

Damn, those shoess!!!

Strippers and hookers wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

That being said, I unfortunately cannot make fun of her ass, because that's pretty much how mine looks. I have the flattest, white girl ass ever.

Shit her butt looks fine, those shoes are retarded WTF is with these shoes Kim Karadashians mom was wearing tranny shoes the other day and now these freaks of shoe nature. Those shoes should never have been born.

Now here's some REAL news to discuss:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19581585

O.J.'s book "If I Did It" is now owned by the Ron Goldman estate. They're going to shop it around under a new title: Confessions of a Double Murderer.
HA-HA-HA!!!!

Hey nice D200 Lindsay. Why don't you go take some pictures of 2005?

ok gossipmonger, i'll bite. who we talkin 'bout?

Is her mom wearing one of those candy necklaces you buy at the 7-11?

I agree. Worst actress I've ever seen in my life. I could care less about her flat ass if she actually had some f'ing talent.

little fatt☺§§↨►♣
muzt be back on crack§♀♪§♠

thoze blue zhoez look zhitty
like her♪§♪♀§§☻☻§

@14 - That list can get very long indeed. I just didn't have time to list them all.

You can take the hooker out of the streets, but you cant take the streets out of the hooker. The shoes proves this theory once again.

ya know, its not that she is awful or gross it's just that how is she Maxim's #1 hot anything??!!

she has the worst posture, her stomach is bloated, and her ass drops about 3 inches. again I wouldn't say this if she were just any girl off any mall

notice she doesn't move around in these pictures, that because physically she CANT! Those shoes are monsterous! I'd like to see her go for run in those!

hey fishface, no switching titles. bring back the butt implants!

Oops - sorry JRZ. Didn't know that you posted a different link to the same article in the Kate Moss thread.
Apologize for being a fucking repeating POS.

I get pissed off when I see her Mother. I just want to smack the bitch..

frankly, i'm surprised she's looking in the correct end of the camera

Think of it this way - you can get your cock much deeper in her ass

Lay off her. give her some time.

What was in the pinata?

Wedge--that's totally alright.....the more people who get to laugh about that the better. I love that they own his image. I"d name that fucking thing How a Big Psychotic Fuck Got Away With Murder

Why does the world still goes ga ga over Lindsay when there is new hotness like Hayden or Ashley Tisdale ?

I'd rather do the mom.

@35 is your life that fucking boring that you have to troll me?

Okay, so perhaps her taste in shoes is a little--yeah, fine, MORE than a little-- lacking, but I am personally really proud of her; I don't even like her that much! Maybe this is just a publicity stunt; or maybe it has finally dawned on her that if she does any of that shit again she'll get her ass thrown in jail and wind up having a few girlfriends. Who knows. All I know is that I am really proud of her. Drugs and alcohol are not easy to drop.

FIRST!!!!!=fucking dork.
So does Second!!! for that matter.
Nobody cares jackasses.

she looks horrible as usual. and her butt looks like the shit that comes out of it. goddamn maxim!- i mean seriously, what the fuck?!!! this broad is the hottest around? are you fuckers totally blind or just stuck on stupid?
she looks like she was not only beaten with the ugly stick but someone broke the thing on her goddamned face!!!

lmao.

P.S. #26, lay off. She had an eating disorder in the past. Don't call her a fat ass, especially when she's not.

yes, the shoes are hideous!
but they are also by louis vuitton so apparently they're a hot item for celebs. saw those in their store for over $600/pair.
kinda crazy anyone would spend that much on shoes that ridiculous!

I saw those shoes in white. They are Louis Vuitton, cost around $800 (if I remember correctly) and probably cost around $5 to make.

Just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's not trashy. Slut.

I hate O.J. worze than
anyone, I think♀§☻☻☻☻☻☻

thiz fucker iz zo going
down☻☻☻☻↓↓↓♣↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

I can't believe that zome=
one hazn't killed him!!☻☻☻♫

if that fucker cut my daughterz
head off/I would cut both of hiz
headz off,literally♪↓↓☻↓↓♠☻☻☻☻

THAT MUTHERFUCKER COCKZUCKER...
YEA, HE doez live in Florida..
he moved here,coz we have theze
funny lawz for homeownerz..
U get to keep your houze if U
file bankrupcy↨↨↨↨♦♦♦♦♦♦
fucker☻☻☻♣♣♣♣

PainintheAZZkelli: SHUT THE FUCK UP. nobody wants to hear you ramble on incoherently!!

Jimbo's troll is back! Welcome back loser

#41- right on. the fact some STILL play the game of lame is even more pathetic than ho-han.

Those shoes are even uglier than her face...and ALMOST as ugly as her flat, nasty white-girl ass.

Those shoes are even uglier than her face...and ALMOST as ugly as her flat, nasty white-girl ass.

Shinanigans - good luck with your crush, but I'm only into girls (and steamers). Nice spell-checker, btw.

#48=bitch
zo...your zucking O.J.
dick or your black...
either way..go lick hiz
dick and ballz for him
piece of fuckin zhit...

everyone knowz that fucker
got away with 2 not 1..2..
murderz..and that fucker
JohnnycockzucerCock=or=an
paid for it with hiz life..
yep, that fucker iz zo dead..
☺☺☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻↓↓↓↓♪☺☺☺☻☻☻☻!!!!!!

Let see how long it is before the rest of my troll shows her face. Wait for it....... she is coming. Just give her a few minutes

Has Dina fucked up her little brother and sister yet?

oh my gosh i'm so embarassed, is it that obvious??

Her mom looks a little miffed that there's no bar.

I agree, even a drag queen wouldn't wear those shoes. Oh, wait a minute, that's what I'm wearing now. tee hee

Well, my dick finally went down, but it was up all weekend. I went to see West Side Story with Dr. P. It was alot of fun, especially later that night when the party got started. Someone through me a surprise party. The biggest cock I ever saw was staring me right in the face. I had to have it. It was hugh, it was pink, it was juicy and I had all of it. Now, my buttz a little sore. Vasaline will help that, until later. I will daydream of my perfect night.

Check out the pinky toe on her skank mother Pic 4 .......goddamn

anyone know where her swimsuit is frrom- i loooove it!

Would anyone else fuck her and not pull out?

She might be kind of fun to fuck. You can play connect the dots at the same time. I think I would draw a gravestone because it's only in due time.........

#63 You must have read my mind, but you have to agree that her butt looks a bit saggy but still nice and pale, methinks its needs a 6" lift-preferably all night long

Happy Birthday!

keep up the good work, cause you're seriously on your last straw.

i think the shoes are cute. they are louis vuitton i think. i know that they come in white aswell and are only like $495 i think

I bet the shoes make her walk like Frankenstein. She should use them to kick her mother in the butt!!! Why does that old hag follow Lindsey everywhere. Her mother really needs to get her own life.

The guys who named her girl of the year in Maxim Mag should quit drugs.

23. Posted by curious on July 3, 2007 12:05 PM ok gossipmonger, i'll bite. who we talkin 'bout?

Lindsay Lohan's may need to do a quick re-think on who her real friends are, even within her own family! Celebrity Babylon has learned that while her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she's there to help her pal through thick and thin, she's really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted. While an "out of it" Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy's in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station. A source tells Celebrity Babylon, "The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!" If that wasn't shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay's car.

#54 kelli, you're the equivalent of a kid who fills his diaper and then smears its ocntents on the wall. I'm hoping OJ has one more murder left in him.

71--fecal smearing.......eeeeeel.

#72 Those "z"s sure don't mean Zorro's in the neighborhood.

Quick! Someone call Nikon, and tell them who's been seen defaming their nice D200. I expect they have lawyers. Lots of lawyers.

The picture of her taking a picture of the paparazi- isn't the cap on?

my guinea pig has more ass than LI-LO. poor girl got dished out table scraps in the booty dept. she needs one of those rubber fetish suits to balance out the shoes for that nasty german euro pron look.

Looking like the prostitute she is... media whore, pussy whore, cock whore and knife wielding psycho on coke. That pretty much covers it.

Regarding the post of number 11-why did you feel
the need to take my name? I happened across this
site in December of 2006 and decided to comment
in January of 2007 and came up with gossipmonger
as it's what my mother called me when I spoke poorly
of others so I feel that it's pretty much mine; yet you
choose to use it.
Perhaps you could come up with your own name-just
reach back into your teen years and remember what
your mother used to call you when she found your
behavior tiresome.
Yours truly,
Gossipmonger

She's falling apart. in 5 years she'll be Kathy Griffin.

#43 - Jesus Horatio Tap-Dancing Christ, schack!! What the flying fuck did I ever to do you that you feel the need to add me to your trolling list? It's bad enough that you all up on Jimbo's grill for whatever reason, but you have to add me into your game?!? You into threesomes or what?

Go suck on Joanie Laurer's monstrous clit, you trout mouthed heathen! When you're done, diddle your own cooch with a broken Stewart's Rootbeer bottle while Britney Spears fists your asshole without lube. You sorry fuckface.

Why the fuck did this boring ass story get moved back to the top? Does the Superfish get a payoff from Britney, Lindsay and Paris?

She has old white man in Speedos ass.

someone fuck me in ze azz
i mean my mouthz
i need it repeatazly
zure wouldz feel good
better than my brotherz dick
gotz to go zuck my unclez azz

#83 What's your number?

WHY DID YOU BUMP HIS LAME NON-STORY?

This is an excat re-creation of what it would look like if you gave a chimp a camera for the first time.

i actually think she looks good in the pictures (for being lindsay) not some scrawny bitch (well not scrawny!)

the shoes are louis vuitton

Does anyone know where I can find out what the weather is in Connecticut?

cause I'm dyin to know

I really would like to know where krazihotkelli gets her "drugZ"

Lindsay Lohan is a disgusting, measle-freckled, anemic drug addicted slut with a boy's body and face.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND GOODNIGHT.

How can you live in Hollywood almost your entire life and never get the hang of good fashion? These celebrities blow my mind. You'd figure their agents or managers would make sure that if their faces and skin and bloated bodies look like shit, they'd at least have a modicum of class when it comes to the clothes they wear. If they didn't dress like clowns all the time, they might not get hassled as much as they do.

I think Lilo looks great! Shit I'm a girl and I would do her, well without those horrible looking shoes.....

Those are porn star shoes. There are seven naked guys in the beach house waiting for the A to M session to start.

Roll Camera!!!

Posted by gossipmonger on July 3, 2007 3:31 PM

Regarding the post of number 11-why did you feel
the need to take my name? ... Umm actually, I've been posting infrequently under this name for well over a year and a half, and not just on this site under this name, so I think you need to give your head a shake there and go back to your own nickname your mommy called you... what was that again? trashy cum guzzling whore?

Is it possible to sue Maxim for false advertisement? ;)
Well........ they need to be sued, brought to court and demand an explanation for picking this bratty snot-nosed freckle infested child as HOT #1 ...my god..

I think i'll eat poo now...

Troll Troll Troll

Eric Estrada called. He wants his sunglasses back.

I'd make her butt pancake sticky and salty. Y'all welcome to the leftovers.

Wedgeone & JRZ - well it's good that the Goldman's have the book but - Jesus - I don't think I could stand to read it. I hope that they make money and cause everyone to hate OJ more but is it really possible to be more disgusted with him?

It's almost like he's a heirhead.

Looks like she has the same stylist as Britney Spears now. And her ass being flat isn't news, it was always flat even when she was meatier.

I'd pound that trashy ass, and fuck her mom, and shoot my load on all those shit-eating papparazzo's

Eww. I hope you have good health insurance.

This should have been titled "Lindsay Lohan still fucking ugly".
I wouldn't touch her with yours.

#84
Those are not the original krazihotkelli. She doesn't even come here, anymore. Those are her trolls and when typekey comes back I have krazihotkelli's password. She's gone.

And now another gay sex fantasy? I usually find them to be boring, but trolls are the best thing this site has to offer lately.

Naw, she can keep the sunglasses. Does anybody want my spares? I don't need to get associated with Lohan and her dragging MY career down the toilet, too!

I'm tired of seeing this bitch in a bikini. Her ass sags as much as her tits.

Why is everyone wearing cheap-looking black-and-white diagonal striped bikinis that look like they cost $20 at Target?

I seriously hope she's kidding w/ those ugly ass shoes, and doesn't actually think they look hot. Well, other than that she's looking somewhat healthy and attractive...for Lindsay Lohan, that is. I never found the immense appeal over this freckly, baby butted, annoying bitch.

#45 #46 - no shit? Those are some seriously fugly shoes that seriously do not match beachwear for that amount of money. Please notice Mother is taller barefoot than Linds on her blue peeweeherman's. Also, mother's tan has turned bluish and the freckles seem to be connected by cancer dots.

i like her hair, i think she looks lovely.

so we like freckles

[can we say that?]...

apparently we can : ))

night babes ))

If you took a shit and painted the turd bright blue and stepped in it you would have the same results as Lindsay. She looks like she smells like spooge, Jack Daniel's and cigarettes.

she IS A fATASS!!!
pig thighs and pregnant belly

So.... what has she been spending her time at the gym doing? Just sipping on cucumber water?

Seriously, I see no semblance of a person whose been working out every day in these photos.

I have some "cucumber water" she can "sip" on!

#110 - Hey now, I buy my swimsuits at Target and they look way better than this piece of shit. Then again, my swimsuits cost $30 instead of $20. The $10 makes all the difference. Oh yeah.

#64 LOL! CLASICAL! and yes her ass is flat. she has a weird body.

The scariest thing about those shoes is that they are actually Louis Vuitton. I bet before she wore them they were really nice and classy but because she is Lindsay Lohan, as soon as she put them on they morphed into these.

Why is she always half naked at beachhouse parties? This is like the second or third time I've seen photos with her at a party where everyone else is fully dressed. Easy access???

Happy Fourth of July!

Look ... I want everybody to HAVE FUN tonight ... but .... if you are driving ... please, please do not WANG CHUNG tonight!

#71/107=fuckerz:

71/I can only hope that O.J.
haz 1 more # in him. I would
cut that mutherfucket zo bad,
ztarting with hiz throat, zo
I don't have to hear hiz stupid
voice and of courze payback. Then,
I would cut hiz cock into 2 piecez
and zhove it down hiz throat.

U know, I could trick him. I'm juzt
hiz type..young, white, great looking..
he doezn't like black girlz, zo,
I could eazily go out with him and kill
him in hiz own bed.. now that would be
zo fucking funny..I'd probably juzt lay
there and laugh after he waz dead.

#107 techclerk:
dickbrain: U R the dumbezt..my name iz
already regiztered with a certain email
addrezz, fuckface..and if I have any
trouble signing in, I'll just uze:
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and yea, if Ron Goldman didn't die
for no fucking reazon: I would have
zo done him, he waz fuckin hott, and
O.J. took all of thoze (fucking) yearz
away from him for no reazon.

and to Nichole Brownz family: I juzt
can't figure out Y U didn't hire
zomeone to kill him..R U fuckin crazi?
Letting thoze poor kidz be raize by
that piece of zhit ztraight outta HEll?
Where R your ballz at? fuck!☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

I'm zo mad right now
I'm going down to walk
on the beach for a while..
don't care if itz raining.

Fucking twatwaffle

Pancake ass.

Whats wrong with those shoes ? They're cool as hell :]

Fucken' fat. How did she get to be #1 in Maxim's 100 Hottest, again? I bet they're regretting everything and deciding on revising the list, making that girl from Transformers #1. Even I'M hotter than her. Can her ass be ANY smaller? Can her breasts get any saggier? Can her tummy get any bigger?

But she seems happy, so, whatever. Happy = sexy. 'Cause I said so.

girl needs a new midsection

girl needs a new midsection

Looks like she's trying to turn into a Japanese Manga Character. I wonder if the giant sunglasses are there to cover reconstructive surgery to make her eyes appear as gigantic egg sized orbs?

Does any1 no where she got her bikini from? Shes got it in white as well.. and i really want it..
Thanx pplz
xxxx

and a new camera