Jul 2 2007Lindsay Lohan moves out
Lindsay Lohan has been quietly moving all her stuff out of her apartment at the Sierra Towers in LA because the place is reportedly too wild for her new reformed lifestyle. Gatecrasher reports:
"The Sierra Towers is party central," says an insider. "Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out."
I really doubt Lindsay Lohan is capable of making decisions this responsible. Sure, she might be moving out of Sierra Towers, but knowing her, she probably got distracted by some balloons and elephants and decided to move into a traveling circus.
Reader Comments
1. yeh - July 2, 2007 9:48 AM
boring
2. IbePiglet - July 2, 2007 9:50 AM
It's all her ploy to stay out of jail once she's charged with her dui. She's scared because of Paris. She's not changed at all.
3. JChrizzy - July 2, 2007 9:51 AM
Anyone else remember when this site was semi-humorous and had gossip a week ahead of all other outlets?
4. Anonymous - July 2, 2007 9:52 AM
God, what a fat, annoying little slut.
5. M Diz - July 2, 2007 9:57 AM
Why do people still care about this no talent troll? Drugs helped kill Jimi, Janice, Belushi and Bon Scott - Why can't an 8 ball this girl down!
6. havoc - July 2, 2007 9:58 AM
No moving out upskirt shots?
Well hell.....
.
7. M Diz - July 2, 2007 9:58 AM
Sorry - Keep this girl down..
8. Gold Coast Matt - July 2, 2007 10:00 AM
Party Central!!! The building currently houses Joan Collins, Vincent Gallo, PJ Harvey, Fred Durst, George Hamilton and Matthew Perry. The hottest block party ever
9. free lily - July 2, 2007 10:03 AM
#5, please don't put this skank in the same breath with people who actuallt had talent.
10. billy - July 2, 2007 10:13 AM
#3 "Anyone else remember when this site was semi-humorous and had gossip a week ahead of all other outlets?"
no
11. Fifth Stooge - July 2, 2007 10:14 AM
When did theSuperficial hire a 9 year old to write for it?
12. Brock Landers - July 2, 2007 10:24 AM
Good for her! You go Lindsay! I hope she gets robbed.
13. techclerk - July 2, 2007 10:39 AM
no ass
botched tits
salami skin
fried horsehair
That isn't my original joke, but it is funny and worth chanting every time I see her.
14. lambman - July 2, 2007 10:53 AM
Good for her, I'm fully supporting her recovery, because that when its even funnier when she relapses.
15. collette - July 2, 2007 11:01 AM
Oh my god whoever that anonymous person is that is discusting are you really suprised people die of anorexia and bullimia with people like you around if shes fat than im the queen !!!! get a grip just because she isnt size zero well i think she looks miles better for it.
16. wedgeone - July 2, 2007 11:58 AM
#15 - isn't your bus for summer camp about to leave? Get the fuck off of this site until you can learn to write in a somewhat legible manner. What kind of sentence is "!!!!"? Extra exclamation marks are no substitute for a correctly used single quote mark. Notice that proper capitalization and end of sentence periods are also helpful.
#14 - Agreed. I'm already prepping a horse-laugh for her first binge.
#2 - I hope that she gets the same judge that Paris had, and he shows no mercy. Her sentence: 500 hours community service in the county landfill, rearranging the piles.
17. erika - July 2, 2007 12:14 PM
everyone's so bitter, that would be awesome if this was for real.
18. Bern - July 2, 2007 12:29 PM
HELLO THERE -- MY BOOBS ARE BACK.
USE THE LINK ABOVE.
THEN USE THE LINK ON THAT PAGE.
THEN SEE GARGANTUAN CANS.
THEN EITHER GAG, OR MASTURBATE.
THEN PRAISE BERNARD.
19. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - July 2, 2007 12:39 PM
# 8 that would have been funnier if you hadn't lifted it verbatim from D listed. Nice effort though.
20. Screaming Viking - July 2, 2007 1:09 PM
I give her a month before she falls off the wagaon again. Once a skank, always a coked up skank
21. krazihottkelli☻ - July 2, 2007 1:14 PM
shez a big fatt azz now
no more coke for at leazt
a couple dayz§♥♠↨☻♣█♠♥
22. Chauncey Gardner - July 2, 2007 1:15 PM
Wouldn't it be crazy if the management teams of her showbiz rivals hired people to tempt her with drugs and booze and shit in order to get her out of the way?
23. hollywoodgirls.tv - July 2, 2007 1:46 PM
Check out http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv for news, videos and photos on Lindsay, Paris, Nicole and Britney!
24. dan - July 2, 2007 2:26 PM
why does this chick live only in hotels?
25. Kris - July 2, 2007 2:26 PM
Today she is FINALLY 21.
26. TigerLilly - July 2, 2007 2:42 PM
She's an ugly girl that can't get a tan. That's sad. I have the perfect skin. Peter loves my skin better than Wendys.
27. herbiefrog - July 2, 2007 6:12 PM
...happy birthday
...babe : )
28. woodhorse - July 2, 2007 6:59 PM
Please make sure that Lindsey, and I, know that you have perfect skin. And fuck you very much.
29. tinkerbell - July 2, 2007 9:02 PM
Geez, if u give this much shit to someone you have never met... i can only imagine the sort of shit you would give to a loved one if they were goin through something similar.. Or maybe you wouldn't be so judmental if it were a loved one, or someone you knew personally. Yeah, for all we know maybe Linds is trying to avoid more shit because of the whole DUI thing... Wouldn't you?
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe she genuinely WANTS to tidy up her life a little??? Or that its actually none of our business. Perosnlaly, the lot of you make me sick.
If somebody, ANYBODY is trying to get their life together, clean up their act, whatever.... PARTICULARLY REHAB.... then fkn encourage them!!! Don't diiss them... geez..... you all get up at ppl when they are hardcore trashbag material.... but then they try to do sumfin about it... and what do you do?
30. Y'ALL STUPID - July 2, 2007 9:27 PM
Lindsay IS fat and ugly. Not only is she physically UGLY, she has a nasty personality.
Remember when she lost $1M worth of jewelry in the UK and some random cab driver returned it and she didn't even take the time to thank the poor guy?
You'd think with all that money, Lindsay could afford a better cosmetic surgeon. I guess a turd will always just be a turd.
31. Y'ALL STUPID - July 2, 2007 9:27 PM
Lindsay IS fat and ugly. Not only is she physically UGLY, she has a nasty personality.
Remember when she lost $1M worth of jewelry in the UK and some random cab driver returned it and she didn't even take the time to thank the poor guy?
You'd think with all that money, Lindsay could afford a better cosmetic surgeon. I guess a turd will always just be a turd.
32. Y'ALL STUPID - July 2, 2007 9:27 PM
Lindsay IS fat and ugly. Not only is she physically UGLY, she has a nasty personality.
Remember when she lost $1M worth of jewelry in the UK and some random cab driver returned it and she didn't even take the time to thank the poor guy?
You'd think with all that money, Lindsay could afford a better cosmetic surgeon. I guess a turd will always just be a turd.
33. TigerLilly - July 3, 2007 12:20 AM
#28
fuck you horsedick, jealous bitch, what is wrong with you? I know , you look like Lindsay or you have a horrible skin condition. Enjoy it, bitch.