Jul 16 2007Lindsay Lohan is sober

How about the chick in pic #12 who seems to have a dinner napkin wrapped around her vagina and ass? I guess she was just classy enough to hand out with the new, sober Lohan.

pic #16, rather.

See how nice Lohan's body looks when she's not on all that coke and booze. Girl has tits again and would have a healthy color if all of that orange spray tan weren't covering it up. She may turn out to be a respectable actress yet.

I stress MAY...

In other news there's an upskirt shot in pic #2 of the orange dinosaur in the red dress.

they all look good sober or not. At least if their drunk you can get in with lines like I'm here to save the day now drop your pants.

She's gonna get drunk again FAST!!!

"classy enough to HAND out with" ... Bern?

Get your act together if you are going to mock celebrities, Bernard.

You may, however, have redeemed yourself with a phenomenal boob shot on your website this fine day.

I would like to continue to see more shoutouts toward yours truly, though.

Work on that.

I hear there are some leaked nudie pics of Hohan taken by her boyfriend that are about to surface.
God help us.

Dayam! Who's the nearly naked whore (Lindsay's staring at her vag)? I hate it when they edit out the fisting scenes

#1 - #2: Not only that, but LiLo seems to like what she's looking at so much that she had to tell the entire club with a microphone.

On the inside she's still screaming "Attention Everyone! Look at me!!"

#4 - Did you actually read what you wrote before you clicked the "Post Your Comment" button? WTF?

unfortunately,she looks waaaayyy too much like her mother, who looks like a 2007 version of Peg Bundy.............

Hohan has a boyfriend 7? I thought she just had random dudes going through the revolving door in her bedroom.

That one pic where her head is tipped back and her nostrils are pointed right at the camera....tell me thats not her trying to show the world shes off the blow.

i wanna jizz all over chest.

Fuck Lohan, who's the tight lil piece of ass in the last pic??

she looks hot in these pics,

keep up the good work Lindsay and soon you'll have half as good a career as you could have had 2 years ago

Also, #6 is spot on. Great DMBS Bern, but who did her nose job, Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon? WTF??
And who's the Russian dude posting to your blog? Or was that Hebrew? It all looks the same after seeing cans that large.

You know, I actually believe she didn't drink---at least for the time being. Red Bull is basically alcohol for alcoholics anyway.

Let's see how long it lasts.

her dress is hideous

oh god that "bracelet". guaranteed she will spend tomorrow gluing on sequins & sparkles to make it the next must have accessory.
"ooh this is just what i had to do in rehab except there it was with dried pasta shapes and cheerios, in case i tried to smoke the metallic bits in my crack pipe"

i wanna jizz all over her chest

Old and haggard.

She looks like she could really use a drink.

SCARY!!

#16 - no idea who that dude was, wedge. The history on my Site Meter account is bizarre. I get people from the most random places.

I had a dude from India who would post constantly like 3-4 months ago. I'm pretty sure he had absolutely no idea what I was talking about, but he was like my only commenter for the first month, or so.

I have never seen anyone's tits change as much as hers do. Of course, most women don't run around with theirs on public display every day, so I guess that may be part of it...Didn't they teach her to stay away from temptation at rehab? Straight back to the clubs ain't the way to do it, sweetheart.

Drunk or sober, Lindsay is almost as revolting to me as Natasha Lyonne, who is basically a pile scorpion guts eaten by a lion, partially digested, and vomited onto a compost heap and then arranged into a rough human shape by a blind, deaf monkey with no sense of smell.

Great comment GG1000

Bern, do you think that TV show is on every day and is always hosted by a monkey?

God I hope so.

Agreed on the boobs. Great shot today, Bernie.

Lohan is gay.

Is she having a home lingerie party? maybe with toys, also?
LOVE the little black panties up the skirt in pic #2.
I have an outfit like the chick in the last pic. I make a ton of money when I wear that down to the adult bookstore.

I'm sorry, are these supposed to be pictures from after she got out of rehab? I don't see any fancy alcohol monitoring bracelets on those wrists. I guess she only wears it when she's not going out?

Lindsay Lohan wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet is like Homer Simpson wearing a donut monitoring bracelet. It will last about two seconds before she gnaws off her hand to escape from it.

Lohan is so scuzzy she makes my balls contract.

She was hot in 'Mean Girls', but even then, I'd take Tina Fey over her any day. At least you could count on a conversation afterwards. And she wouldn't have the DTs.

Maybe in Recoveryworld, hanging out with drunks in a nightclub helps keep you sober, kinda like a "holy shit, is that what I look like?" sorta thing. Like putting a picture of Rosie O'Donnell on your fridge keeps you from eating... you know where I'm going with this...

the thing in red and black stripe beside her is a man right?
she sure hangs out with ugly chicks so she looks the best.
last week the DJ this week that thing.
has i write this i'm thinking of the male gigolo movie when he goes out with the tall woman on the street and people scream different names.
freak...that's a huge bitch and so on.
anywho she does have an amazing rack of lamb.:P

Or putting a picture of Rosie O'Donnell on your hot-but-straight roomate's babydoll nightie keeps you from eating...her.

Lohan has one freckle for every time she's performed oral sex...count 'em!

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@33. Hey dumbfuck.

I know a few things about alcoholism and AA.

First, you are supposed to stay away from temptation. So the last place a recovering alcoholic should be is in a bar.

Second, Muriel(#17) is right. AA suggests you stay away from the Red Bull, it in itself is addictive and provides a 'buzz'.

Thirdly, a rehab center like Promises is for show only. Anyone serious about their recovery would lock themselves up somewhere like Betty Ford.

Lindsay Lohan makes a mockery of the whole recovery system and those who really try to get straight.

Man, look at her skin. Four words: Will not age well.

FINALLY she ditches all those tacky f*ing bracelts.

Is she actually wearing an alcohol monitoring device in these pictures? If you google the term you'll see they're actually pretty chunky things - eg see http://tinyurl.com/n449y for examples.

She's not wearing anything of the kind here.

Her tits are looking GREAT.

i want to lick her bunghole.

Do they make an alcohol finding bracelet thing that guys can use to find girls that have been drinking?

She's probably already converted the alcohol bracelet to a cock ring. I'm guessing it only fits black guys

isn't the girl she's with that fake socialite who was arrested for check fraud?

#42 - just ask them if they think you're attractive. if they say "yes" then they've been drinking.

It's nice to see her out and about again. I wish the Geeks would make the alcohol monitoring bracelet a little more attractive. It looks like it might electrocute her if she drops a drink on it.

She is hanging out with the horse faced beast seen in pic 5 so that she looks better by comparison. Put an ok looking girl next to a monster and she shines. I really can't tell if horse face is male or female.

Who is the tranny in the red dress?

She looks like she's about 58 years old in that first pictures. Not flattering.
Although yes, her boobs look good. Good plastic surgery will do that.

Further proof that years of intense partying will make you look old before your time. Not like it matters, since she will be dead soon I'm sure. She's got as much chance of staying sober as I do.

They let her have a microphone eh? I imagine it went something like this

"Ummm I'm like not in like rehab anymore like and umm I'm like better and stuff and I just want to like thank eveyone for like not selling all of thier like embarrassing photos of me like blowing that basset hound and stuff so like that was really adequite like."

wow lindsaylohan is overdressed for once!

why is there a chick in bra and shorts? is that a new dress code for hollywood coke parties?

She looks like Liz Taylor--the current 60+ version that is!

she and Cameron use the same dermatologist. I think they should get a second opinion.

Looks like the girl in the bra and shorts forgot to remove the small cloth bag that comes attached to bras with additional straps.

I guess she just saw the bra and thought "Ooo Shiny" and threw it on.

She is definitely looking at the chick in the gogo skirt with vajajay envy. I'm sure she was part of the after hours entertainment.

The haggard whore sitting next to her looks like the coke is starting to corode her septum.

@52...I think it's a home lingerie party. I think she's modeling the "tranny-whore-look", but then again I wouldn't wear panties that the threads are falling off. Take a close look at those black panties in the last pic.

Dang! That last picture, #16, wow. I can almost taste that girl's sweet ass. If I were at that party, I'd just go ahead and get in a few furtive licks. When she turned around, I'd blame it on the dog. And she if she smiled...

Did anyone notice what finger she's wearing her rings on? She got those fingering that Ronson chic. If she keeps going she'll find car keys and Jimmy Hoffa up there.

Lindsays face and body are hot. But like Paris, knowing a divatude and drug problem comes with that somehow makes it hard to fantasize about her.

If she smiled, then SHE'D blame it on the dog.

#28 & #39 - Seriously. Where's this bracelet thing at? I want to see it, up close (not personally), flashing and shit before I'll believe she's sober.

Uhhhhhhgghmmm, is anyone else curious as to why the 'bracelet' is not visible with the exception of 1 shot where it's mostly hidden. Are those the pussycat dolls, or just random block rocking missile twisters? Enquiring minds want to know.

Is the bracelet the thing on her leg? I wonder if it monitors for coke as well.....

You can see it in pic #7.
I don't think they can detect coke or cum or vaginal juices.

the police have no reason to actually check her bracelet because it is all voluntary. She's just doing this to try to keep herself out of jail(Liberal judges love a good 'I've changed' story) and prove to the public that she's a good girl.
She's so dependent on how people feel about her. So sad. Maybe that's what she should be working on in rehab.

She's not fooling anyone. Fuck the dumb bitch ! let her kill herself !

God does she only hang out with ugly people in order to look good. Seriously check out the freaks arund her. A she male and some nasty woman who is in denial about the fact that she's old (get rid of the push up bra Mom you look like a whore).

I love her hair it looks so natural with her orange seabass spotted always plump looking skin. Urg when will this girl loose her baby fat and does she ever dress well? I wonder who that Hilton wannabe is? I wouldnt stand near the crotch of some half dressed hollywood whore, I mean think of all the airborn STD's.

I must say the fact that the first thing she did after getting out of rehab was to go partying in vegas speaks volumes to the likliehood of her long term sobriety. Those energy drinks will only sustain her for so long. She obviously learnt nothing in rehab, the whole fucking point is to change your life for the better and not to fall back into the same routine that got you in trouble to begin with.

Going to these booze and smack buffets known as parties and hanging around people who don't give a shit about you sounds like a great way to lead your life when you are a recovering addict.

That first pic looks like she is trying to swallow a load of cum.......

@55 - The little baggie in #15/16's a tip purse. The chick with the tiny, black, sequined mini is the cocktail waitress. It's the standard uniform at Pure/Pussycat Doll Lounge.

(Cue Vegas flashbacks to many vodka tonics at 4AM...)

She might be sober, but she's still a skank.

NEWS FLASH FOILKS THATS NOT AN ALCHOL MONOTORING BRACELET THATS A HOUSE ARREST BRACELET I KNOW I WORE ONE - THAT MONITORS YOUR LOCATION WHEN YOU GET HOME THERE IS A MACHINE THAT YOU BLOW INTO AND THATS THE ALCHOL MONOTORING DEVICE MORE COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS A BREATHALIZER HAVE A GOOD ONE

#69,

"Don't you fucking gag, cunt!"

Oh, me, Mary and Joseph, puh-leaze. And her hair looks totally ass.

You know what that bracelet is like? It's like the people who collect their clean-time key tags and make a long-assed rope out of it and hang it off their belt loops.

Maybe she'll get enough bracelets to swing from the rafters, while sipping a voddie-spiked Red-bull, and getting butt-slammed by her new lesbian, DJ girlfirend wearing a huge purple strap-on.

Or maybe not....

This bag of shit lesbian will never change.

I smell lesbians in the air!

Say what you will. She's a greta actress.

I hate this trashy bitch

that first picture lindsay lohan really looks like a trampy drag queen.

I think #68 is right. This is the first time I realize that Lindsay really likes to hang out with ugly people.

You can see the thing on her ankle on pic#7.
She looks like a fool with it.

I agree with #71
my hero....

zhe lookz like an
old wazhed up movie
ztar that did crack
and drank her whole
life...nice look for
a 21 yr. old bitch...

much love to the
bezt Prezident
ever...B.C..the man♥☺

Jeezus! She looks a million years old! Joan Collins, take note!

god, what is she, like 42 now? not bad, she looks slightly younger than my mom. and what is it about her, really, that makes her look dirty. kinda like russell crowe. even in armani, he looks like a hobo. the last time i saw her looking clean was in parent trap..oh, wait..i think that was the only movie of hers i've seen...

Uggh. Who is this squaw called firecrotch.

Um, does this thing detect coke too? You know she's going to be snorting that shit by the end of the week.

She goes to Vegas right out of rehab?! Who does that?! I mean, hello, City of Sin!! Granted she's only drinking redbull, but I get the vibe that she's probably thinking booze and cigs will be ok; its just the illegal stuff she should completely stop. But I do love her dress in these pics (though her boobs look like they're suffocating!). And who are the old, skanky, NASTY looking broads hanging around her?! They look gross & like total ass kisses! Lindsey herself looks well into her 30's. And is that PeeWee Herman I see in the 3rd to last pic?! I swear it is! Okay...I'm done w/ my never ending comment now!

Whose the whore wearing that's almost naked in the last two pics? She wants to get fucked right there.

She looks old! She looks fresh though!

I like her dress, anybody know where it's from?

KC

#89 like you can afford it.

i saw the commercial for that movie she just wrapped, that "I killed me" or whatever the fuck it is.the one where she had to take "i respect those cunts" stripping lessons.....i never really heard her speak before; ive only seen pictures of her and jesus tap dancing christ, she sounds like she gargles with battery acid.

In photo #7 you can see her ankle bracelet.

i seriously think she went to get her breast implants replaced b/c this new set is way better than the other ones from when her and calum were together. and it looks like she got her lips plumped up too. and the first couple weeks she was in there she was nowhere to be seen and then all of a sudden she reappears with a plumper chest. hmmm....bou tthe same amount fo time it would take for her tits to recover....

how the hell are we supposed to all comment on her stupid lifestyle if the bitch is clean?

lame.

looking good babe : )

...take good care

...later )

She just turned 21. Looks like she is in her late 30's. What a fucked up thing that is. Rehab ain't gonna do shit for her except delay the inevitable crash to come.

Is it just me but she looks like 15 years older that she really is? The colour of her skin is very weird and her hair color looks loke a 57 year old lady trying to be blonde. She's such a waste, she is or at least she used to be areally talented actress but she ruined her career... she should take a long break form acting, go to college, get the hell out of that shallow destructive environment and come back in a few years, that's the only way she's gonna save her career and be taken seriously

Lohan, got any coke?
I noticed that
your not wearing a
coke monitor
on your leg.........

U now look like the
Crypt Keeper
yea, U...thoze drugz
did a # on
your face...I wouldn't
take a picture
next to your mom anymore
coz U look az old
az her, ugly bitch...

whose ass is that in the last pic