Jul 26 2007Lindsay Lohan is still innocent

Her breasts are as large as that child's head.

lindsay is perfect...
for me to poop on!

Ha!

The left one is, anyway...

Actually.. Id rather pee on her. DRIP DRIP DRIP...(dave chappelle)

Wouldn't it be funny if she ended up with the same judge Paris had? What are the odds on that actually?

OJ said the knife wasn't his and he was wearing someone else's pants too!

Oh please let her get Judge Sauer, it would be wonderful if she was locked up, or put down - that would rule, although why didn't he put Parisite down?

#2 i am SO with you!!!

Rob - July 26, 2007 11:21 AM

Wouldn't it be funny if she ended up with the same judge Paris had? What are the odds on that actually?

dude, totally!!!!!!

I am hearing God tell me to pardon Miss Lohan. I always do what God tells me. God also tells me that Lindsay will thank me in an oral sort of way. Lindsay believes in God right?

I have a bridge for sale for anyone that believe the stories that are coming out of Loblows camp!!!

Am I the only one that thinks it might not have been such a bad thing if Mrs. Graham did lay a beating on LL?

"Oh, brother, there goes me bread and butter." - Dina Lohan

Grasp at straws much? These turds actually sit around and concoct stories like cocktails (much like the tequila sunrise I made at home last night; yummm!)

Children should be kept away from this fiend.

Oh look, a new post!
Yep that happened to me once, I got pulled over driving around drunk with coke in my pants, but it wasn't me driving, the car was on cruise control and I was in the back seat, and I forgot to check the pockets of the homeless skank who I stole the pants from, so basically I just got community service for the stealing of the pants

Hey FRIST! Do you have any coke in your pants now? I could use a line. How are you doing????

...i wonder what the chances are that she really WASN'T driving? can the police determine such things on heresay? also...who were the guys in the car with her? haven't heard a word about them... they would be the interview i would persue. and are they partly responsible for allowing a crime to take place. any lawyers in the house?

Hey - why don't you focus on something that actually means something and make a difference.
For those of you who think everyone is "overreacting" to the Michael Vick situation, just remember that everyone from Jesus to Ghandi to the Torah to Martin Luther Kind Jr addressed how important it is to treat all living things with respect. As Ghandi said ""The moral progress of a nation can be judged by the way it treats its animals". So don't take this too lightly. Abuse is abuse, and often times those who abuse animals end up abusing human beings as well. Treat this as a red flag. Professionals who make millions of dollars and are in the public eye need to be held to the highest standards, as people worship them and do what they do. Make the statement that football players are not above the law in ANY cruelty situation: http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/afalcons_vick_2

What a complete pussy!!! This batch of celebs (portrayed on superfish) are such wimpy pussys! Parrasite herp girl carrying on like she got 10 years in the pokey, Loho lying thru her teeth which is so obvious to everyone it only makes her look like a loser, she will get off with NO jail time and a slap on the wrist but she still makes herself look as bad as that bigfoot herp infested hilton whore by not owning your fuck up and taking the punishment.

BTW, does a Tequila Sunrise take a Maraschino cherry?

BTW II - Who is more likely to lie; Lindsay Lohan or her assistant and her mom, two regular people? What do they have to gain? Extortion is against the law, much like driving drunk (which NOBODY from that camp seems to be mentioning) and carrying other folks' coke. If I was carrying someone else's coke, well, it would be mine, cuz I'd Hoover it. (vacuuuuuuum!)

Why would a zillionaire like LL wear anyone's pants? Ding Dong the bitch is fucked (I hope)

isnt that what Austin Powers said about his penis enlarger "its not mine!"

Those tits aren't innocent. I don't care what this girl does, she'll be bangable for quite some time.

See, I always check the pockets of other peoples' pants I wear just so that sort of thing won't happen to me.

Stupid whore.

Why try to get out of this? Market yourself as a flippant, attention craving, cum dripping coke whore.

What I want to hear from Lohan's camp: "Lindsy would like the world to know that that if she woulda got hold of that old bitch, she'da smacked the fool outta her. Fuck the police--she wants her coke back. On top of that, she stole the pants off Mike Tyson and told him to go fuck his momma, after, of course, sucking him off (twice). The coke was hers, and it was all that was left after pile-driving 3 oz. earlier that night. Further, the alcohol test results were incorrect. She had at least twice that in her system . . . AND SHE COULD STILL DRIVE. World, fuck off."

She really is a stupid dumb ass.
Nice rack though...
All the easier to use it up and kick it to the curb.(Check pockets first)

@20, are you saying that LL's assistant and her mom are two regular people? The girl was LL's assistant, and her mom allowed her to be LL's assistant. No fucking way are they "regular people"! You've gotta be a little fucked to be her assistant. And damn right they have something to gain from lying about this. You think anyone would even know the name Tarin Graham if not for this. And think of the possible law suit for mental anguish from this trying event.

They're all fucked up.

awe, man...why did they change the pic already? i wasn't finished jerking off to the first one yet. oh, and #18...what story are YOU reading cuz your comment has nothing to do with this one.

What a f'n train wrech LiLo has turned out to be. Someone needs to get a firm grasp on her shoulders and shake some sense into her. Rehab isn't going to help her. She needs a good dose of reality. Hopefully she'll enjoy jail. If they don't send her for the DUI, the possession will get her.

OMG! I just looked down and I'm wearing my wifes dress.... damnit I hate when that happens. And somehow I have a tampon stuffed up my ass too.....

Yes, perfectly plausible explanations.

Did you know that the moon is made of green cheese?

i heard tarin graham is getting her own reality show...confessions of a coke whore.

Soon she will say she was simply researching for a movie role in which she plays the part of a strung-out junkie in denial who accepts the blame for nothing she does whilst aging rapidly and not wearing underpants.

who's Lindsey Lohan?

#26 ShutUp - Ya got a point there. I used the term "regular people" because I could allow myself to say nobodies, because that would make LL a somebody, and that's somebody I don't want to emulate.

Hmmmm, but the Tarin Graham name being mentioned is genius. You're right! The lawsuit is also genius.

If I were Lohan, I'd own up to everything, take my lickings and get back to work. I wouldn't fuck with my paycheck like she's doing. She's what other people call N-word rich (I hate that expression). Now that horrible red-headed douchebag is gong to write a book (which means someone else is going to write it).

#29...was it someone else's tampon too...lol.

#33 - Still laughing out loud !!!!!!!!!

Lindsay makes me sad, because while she is responsible for her actions, she's not to blame for her overall situation. That would be her over-zealous stage mother/wannabe and the fact that the media at large keeps rewarding bad behavior with more and more coverage/publicity/attention.

If this were 10 years ago Lindsay would have had a nice career and a fairly nomal life. I mean compare the teen stars of the late 90's like Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Neve Campbell with the skanks we have now like Lindsay, Paris and Nicole Richie.

Some are born to skankhood whilst others have skankhood thrust upon them

Someone else's pants? Good grief.

"She [Lindsay] may well have not been driving the car. "

wtc kind of statement is that? she may well have not been driving? she was or she wasn't! Oh, right, these people weren't there so they don't know. I can't imagine that they would charge her with a DUI if she wasn't driving.

Now for the drugs in the pocket - so you're telling me she was wearing someone else's dirty jeans? what?!! Possession is possession. Whether the drugs were hers is not a factor. They were on her person. I can see how these people are all related to Lindsey because they're all a bunch of fucktards

Someone else's coke? Please. That is the oldest (not to mention lamest) excuse. When I was thirteen my mom found some cigarettes in my coat pocket and I told her they weren't mine -- I was just holding them for a friend. 14 years later, I realize that every adolescent / teenager thinks that is a completely plausible cover-up. Shit, my dad probably told his dad that the electric kool-aid wasn't his, he was just holding it for somebody. And my grandmother probably told her momma that hooch wasn't hers, but some bootleggers dropped while running from the t-men and she was just holding it.

Wow.

Her whole family is on coke.

Hit the pipe again, nutjob.

are those freckles or is that cocaine rash?

and why does she look like she's 42?

I know for a fact that this woman drugged Lindsay, put Lindsay in her SUV, and then hitched Lindsay's SUV to her own and drove around at high speeds just so she could call the police and have Lindsay arrested. She also put the cocaine in Lindsay's pocket for the police to find.

FREE LINDSAY!

SHE WAS FRAMED!

What are the PETA geeks doing here?

#10 is my favorite comment...the thought probably has crossed his mind

i wonder who blew the .18.....

#47...i think it was a .12 - .13 but it doesn't much matter...

LILo, it was my coke. I slipped it into your pocket while you were sucking my cock in that gas station bath room. Please drop the coke in the mail to me along with the fifty dollars you promised me for the throat yogurt I pumped into you. Thanks.

As for the denial, she's only saying what her lawyer told her say. Damage control. Regardless, she is fucked. She'll be doing 6 months at least.

But they really aren't my cigarettes, Mom. Jan's just mad that I grabbed Marsha's ass and not hers. Fucking bitch!

I see court ordered rehab time for her but no jail - unless she goes wonky again before all this is settled and everybody knows thats a possibility.

i am sooo tired of people in the 'biz' saying how this skank is so talented. what the fuck are they talking about? you mean her amazing performances in the parent trap? how about the herbie movie?

LL is nothing but a spoiled/arrogant/vaccus/talentless piece of shit. and yes, i am part of the problem. commenting about her will only perpetuate this waste of air longer.

I don't care if she gets out of this trouble. The dumb cunt will screw up again. She will be in jail before the age of 25 from this arrest or the next or the one after that and so on.

That's the best excuse so far this year... "Those weren't even my pants!"

I can't wait to see Alberto Gonzales try this one against Congress. (He's tried just about everything else.)

She's in the mess she's in because no one around her has ever faced the truth as to her behavior. When she got that smackdown for her conduct during Georgia Rule - and when did you ever see a public reprimand that before to an actor? try never - it was ignored and ridiculed by her mother. It's always someone else's fault with this bunch. The more they try to excuse it , the more her fan base erodes.

Wow, this may well be the most agreeable set of comments about Lohan ever posted on the Fish. Which means you all suck ass.

Boobs are so AWESOME. :^P

You don't get arrested for DUI if you were not driving. That would be like the cops showing up at my house and arresting me because they heard I was drinking and driving. I think she got all hopped up on coke went off on her assistant, her assistant had to call her mom in the middle of the night for a ride, then Lindsay chased them like the crazy bitch that she is. Wouldn't she be last person you ask to hold your coke? I have some really good coke and I want to keep it safe, I know I will ask LL to hold it she hates coke.

I don't think there's a sticky situation in the world that a person shouldn't be able to get out of by saying these magic words, "But these aren't my pants." That phrase should now be considered the new Get Out of Jail Free card.

Since she had a DUI from Memorial Day, wasn't her license automatically suspended? No wonder they want to get her out from behind the wheel! What do you want to bet the whole camp is now busy blaming Paris for ruining future jail time for Lindsay?

Louie Anderson used the "not my pants" line in his stand up routine when making fun of the show Cops. It is usually a good sign when your defense is a comedy act.

Lindsay, if you're listening - as your friend and legal counsel, the best defense you can make at this point is either:

a) You convince the court that you and Jamie Lee Curtis switched bodies, a la FREAKY FRIDAY, and the coke was HERS.

or

b) The cocaine in your pocket belonged to your identical twin sister from THE PARENT TRAP remake.

I will be in my office for the rest of the day; let me know how you wish to proceed.

And, on a side note, Lindsay - please stop calling my house at 3AM asking if you can suck my cock. It would be safer for me to dip it in a Quisinart full of dog slobber and cobra fangs and press "start".

@35 - Unbelievably yes, I was holding it for someone else. It's really not mine, seriously. And the dress magically appeared on my body... in fact I may not even BE wearing a dress, it's all an illusion.

LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE !!!!!

I honestly don't know what to write about this "thing" anymore. by "thing" I mean that I don't think this girl is even human. Does she actually believe that we are going to buy that shit? I always knew that her Mother was a retarded cum dumpster, but Dina, seriously. Do you think you are THAT brilliant that you can tell the public garbage like this and we will buy it? Now I know why you never had a career and basically turned into a baby factory for some alchoholic neanderthal, and now I know why. You, Dina, are too fucking stupid to handle somebody elses career, let alone your own. This is why you are a failure and all of your children will eventually hate you for the lying pimp that you are.

On a positive note…this could all makes for a great Lifetime movie…

Partying, drinking, and drugs….in and out of drug rehab…in and out of jail.....
a young celebrity turned criminal….

LiLo stars as herself in “I know who killed my career.”

63--HAHAHAAHA!!! nice.

There goes all the sympathy (yeah, I don't get that either, but according to "The View", they were saying that people felt badly for her and really hoped she would get well...I don't know who the View ladies were talking to because everywhere I've read, people are hoping for the electric chair).

Throw her in Jail, She is a spoiled brat she has been since she was a little kid. I heard she lost her virginity in the movie Parent Trap to Dennis Quaid

Hey Brock you are so right and I am a girl ...although I would like to cover up her face with a bag and suffocate her as I watch my boyfriend jerk off on her tits... By the way I love your blog Brock.

OMG... I so hope court TV carries this trial, because I can't wait to here a defense lawyer argue reasonable doubt on the " they were not my pants" defense. *****twisting handle bar mustache and laughing uncontrolably" !!!

I think a better defense would be.....

my evil Parent Trap twin, escaped from Area 51, where the how was banging Jim Morrison and Elvis and eating twinkies until the great dane next door told her to frame the Real Lindsey !!!

The dilated pupils in her mug shots say otherwise - her pants or not, she was doing the coke.

Blohan is innocent, alright. Innocent of possessing remorse, shame, and maturity, but most of all, she's innocent of possessing a sence of REALITY.

Lindsay don't tilt your little skank head too far to the side... or your tinee winee brain will fall out your ear. STOOPIT!

who is this busted ass coke whore? she has really nice tit implants. yeah i like the gap between them and they are saggy.

I'm still supporting this hottie. If she ever wants to make movies again and be on the big screen, she's gotta show the producers she still has fans. My order is in. http://www.lindsaylohanshirts.com

Legally, I think Lindsay is sitting pretty. In neither of the DUI charges does it appear the police caught her driving, which means the prosecution starts off in a huge whole. The coke charge seems like the only thing she's sure to go down on, but that's a penny ante charge that will net her nothing but mandatory drug propaganda classes (annoying, but hardly that serious in the grand scheme of things).

how lame, that assistant runs away like a pussy with her mommy... what if lindsay threw on pants as soon as possible that were not even hers that had coke in it like probably half of all people in l.a. and she was unlucky. i heard the pussy mom was driving lindsays car too.. who wouldnt run after their own car, the assistant should be arrested for grand theft auto. If you cant handle l.a. she shouldnt be out with lindsay, go back to middle america and get fat eating ice cream while watching E!

Lindsay wouldn't get drunk and chase someone with her car, only a messed up bitch would do that! It's dangerous and she could run off the road and leave the scene of the accident or something. I don't think the paparazzi were involved because they would be too busy chasing Lindsay. What's that? Oh, Lindsay just happened to be in the same parking lot at that time, and the police harassed her for no reason at all. That's reasonable, LA is a very small town. And just last week I, myself, left a party and inadvertently put on someone else's pants on the way out. But all i found in the pocket was a used tissue. Face the facts - spontaneous drunkenness is a reality. People are stopped all the time and found to be drunk when they haven't been drinking. Someone should investigate this.

Yea, they're putting coke in the pockets of designer jeans these days as a free gift with purchase. Lindsay just didn't know. Poor thing.

In America...we R guilty until proven innocent...
mark and remember♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀

Lindsey is a guilty as it gets! Her uncle and father need to just shut up!

She should just use the Chewbacca Defense. Gets you off everytime.

we're still innocent...

why wouldnt we be ?

...apparently

...we're a celebrity

so your rules dont apply to us

Nice jugs, no brain.