Jul 25 2007Lindsay Lohan is innocent

Uh......yeah.

She gotta go through the ghetto to get to Heaven!

wipe your nose bitch!

I'm on top!! Yeeahhhh!

FRIST please reply to me. I would like to talk.

oh boy.

#4 - why would someone as nice as Frist want to talk to you, knowing that you're so gross that you would drink a woman's used douche water? Stop stalking!

Been a long time since we've seen such a bad case of denial. She'll be pleading guilty by the time the court hearings come up.

Lets guess her R.I.P date? She hasn't hit rock bottom yet, but will within the next 2 years.

Lets guess her R.I.P date? She hasn't hit rock bottom yet, but will within the next 2 years.

Wedge mind your own business. I didn't tell her any of that in the last post. I was nice a polite and just wanted to talk to her. She is sooooo beautiful.

Obviously her time in rehab worked a little too well, because the most amazing part of this story is that she hadn't already snorted all the coke.

Well, of course - that makes perfect sense; she was chasing after her assistant's mom to Give HER the Cocaine!
Like a severence package, LiLo style...

WTF!!!???

Wow, that's rich, man. This fucking cunt knows better, that it DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT BELONGS TO, IT'S POSSESSION!!!!

Oh and what's going on....when did this become a fucking singles porn chat room? And why was I not invited, dammit? (stamps foot)

Why can't people just take responsibility for their actions?
I'm so tired of hearing about her. She's not even a good actress. She's not worth all this attention. I still can't believe she's going with the "It's not mine" excuse.

Thank god she cleared that up . I knew it couldn't be hers.

Well, of course - that makes perfect sense; she was chasing after her assistant's mom to Give HER the Cocaine!
Like a severence package, LiLo style...

Why can't people just take responsibility for their actions?
I'm so tired of hearing about her. She's not even a good actress. She's not worth all this attention. I still can't believe she's going with the "It's not mine" excuse.

Dang, Victorz dick soundz hott today, howz it hangin
dictor? Bet your dick iz flyin outta your pantz
after thoze pozt I read.

Lohan.....everyone that getz caught with drugz
alwayz zayz...it ain't mine...the copz have heard
it all before..U fuckin lier...get a drug free life, bitch...
YOUR DEAD...

Her saying the coke wasn't hers is like OJ saying the knife wasn't his. Stupid bitch.

Okay. I'll talk to you "Victor", but I liked "Hash" or "hash brown" as I like to call you! I can recognize that handle better! You know my email addy send me something hot n' nasty early in the mornin'!

Yo Victor!! Did you forget about the wife? You know the mother of your children!!!! If she finds out you are cheating on her she will cut me off. I don't want to be cut off. I have grown kind of fond of the two nuts that live below me. Although the asshole in the back need to clean up a little

"That ain't mine."

So cliched they used it in Shrek 2 : Revenge of the Cliches.

This is all extremely awesome, but it's still a crying shame that she didn't get busted in some foreign airport with crazily strict drug laws, where you end up like Brad Davis in MIDNIGHT EXPRESS.

Then again, she'd probably press her own spotty cheetah tits up against the glass in the visitor's room while a dozen tabloid photographers invaded her 'privacy'. Something like that would probably make even the toughest Turkish prison guard puke.

When will that loser just fucking OD already?

I'm lonely down here in loser ho hell.

Yeah. Totally believe her. She was also carrying that booze in her stomache for Nicole Richie, a raging case of herpes for Paris Hilton, and a uterus full of spunk for her dad!

I saw that interview, and people say she doesn't deserve an Oscar!

While the rest of Hollywood´s starlets are crashing cars, going to rehab, getting put behind bars and transforming into skeletons, Hilary Duff is prancing along smugly feeling very pleased with herself because nothing bad is happening in her life at the moment... or so :)

#13 Mick, sadly that's the American way.

Entertainment and brain fodder is of absolute importance in a culture without culture who's only need is for instant vapid gratification through the shit and demise of their fellow countrymen.

That would also explain the film industries need to produce more and more wastes of celluloid in the form of bad movies, and bad performers in the hopes of possibly coming out even or with a tiny profit.

The Downfall of the American Civilization. Sad, because I'm a first generation American and I love this country and believe if people weren't so consumed with making huge amounts of money to support their extravagant and unreal lifestyles, we'd be fuller, and happier; real happiness.

Funny, we used to want to make money to help our kids go to college; now it's al about saving enough to buy collagen implants for their graduating, vain, empty-headed teenage daughters whos only aspirations are to get on "Sweet 16" or "Bridezillas."

What we need is a heavy duty dose of humility (not humilation, for the uneducated). Sorry for the lengthy blog folks!

(reaches for bottle of strychnine and a powdered donut)

#26- You sound like an idiot. Are you 12? Nobody gives a crap about Hillary Duff, or her "rivalry" with Blowhan except stupid middle school girls. Duff's last 3 movies have flopped, she couldn't even sleep her way into a decent role at this point. Plus, you know, she still looks like a horse.

Victor - the link is to a MySpace - make one and email her.

#19......"Girl Behaving........" I don't have your e-mail. Why don't you give it to me.

I just want to say as a writer myself, I love your site and creative smart ass comments, seriously! You are great! Love cracking up here....keep up the good work.

"Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. " With this explanation Im not sure how Tarin's mom almost hitting her car has anything to do with the drugs found in her pocket. It does explain the car chase but certainly not the coke possession. A judge will never buy into that lame excuse.

#28 - If nobody gives a crap about Hillary Duff then how do you know her last 3 movies flopped? I mean, I didn't even know Hillary did anything outside of the Lizzy stuff. I feel a lot cooler then you right now. :-D

Victor, I decided to fuck you and suck your dick. Just remember that those pictures you saw aren't me. So don't be surprised if I'm a little homely. Do you still want to fuck?

See, I told you she had a law degree in her future. This whole drugged up routine is just a diversion to keep us from seeing her keen intellect.

"The drugs weren't mine."

Clarence Darrow should have had such an eye for jurisprudence.

I'm thinking "Justice Lohan" in another 25 years. Perhaps even CHIEF Justice.

I see NICKI HILTON in the crowd dancing.

Thank you Lambman.

Which give credence to what I said above. Hillary Duff, what a joke, can't sing, can't act, can't even realize that a movie with her stupid witch-nosed sister is a bad career choice.

She should have stuck with Lizzie McGuire and kept her original teeth. BTW, she's next.....

Stupid HQ Celebrity.....

I bet her dog ate her homework too!

Say, BTW, "It isn't mine" only works if you're Louis Winthorpe the Third....

Boobille-boobille-boobille....HAH!

#30---I'll give it to you!
You can leave a juicy comment on my blog!

FRIST, the pictures are beautiful whoever it is. But you are still a very a beautiful person inside. You are always so nice to people in here. I would be more than glad to still fuck you. I bet you are pretty also, even though those aren't your pictures.

Hey #34 troll! Don't use my name, my dark Lord calls me Lucifer's bunny! I'm such a lesbian that it must not have been me that sucked your dick?

Frist, I love your blogs but please stop.

Victor, please,please you sound so desperate. I'm sorry to get into your grille but it's just making me sick now.

Victor, you need to mix it up a little. Tell FRIST you'll eat her soiled toilet paper. Chicks love that.

#40 I have to sign up right?

How old is her assistant that she has to have her mommy drive her to work? What the fuck?

This site used to be funny. What happened to all the intelligent and hilarious bloggers?

Lindsey has been watching too many episodes of C.O.P.S. Doesn't everyone on that show who gets caught with anything illegal just say it's not theirs?

I don't know about you guys, but i totally believe her!

This BLOWS! a hahahaha!

#47--The intelligent bloggers are giving your boyfriend a hicky and adding you to their list of secret admirers!

#40 I posted a comment, did I do it right?

Ok......here's the story.......she FOUND the cocaine that she had in her pocket......and was TRYING to get through the parking lot to the police station across the street to turn it in.......unfortunately she was SO FUCKING DRUNK that she couldn't get out of the parking lot......

#27

well aren't you uplifting...

#50 - Oh, well then I'd better get into the next room and get me a little somp'in, somp'in.....

I'm just digging the chick behind Lindsay sniffing her own arm pit.
mmm...yummy.

#52, funny but that actually happened to me. I found a whole gram of really good stuff while walking to work past a cemetary. For REAL!!!!

But, this has nothing to do with that lying whore.

Does anyone notice all the fake boobies in the crowd...?

That coke isn't hers. It's mine. Every other actor I know has fucked her so I figured I would too. It is so embarrasing to be at parties where my friends are sayings all the dirty things they've done to Lindsay and I end up having to lie about it. I was using the coke to get up the guts to put my hands between her legs. Only thing was I forgot to take off her pants so my stuff ended up in her pocket. May god strike me dead if I'm lying.

She's such a fucking waste of space.

42, If you were Lucifer's little bunny, you wouldn't be a lesbo, idiot. What a loser. Like Satan would want a lesbo to suck him off.

Stop trying to have sex with me! I have to go to work unlike the rest of you pricks!

So....."I'm innocent...did not do drugs they're not mine...". Even if true, how does that explain being arrested at 2am with a blood alcohol level 2-3 times the legal limit after going to rehab twice?

Do me a favor...mail me all your money so you don't have to worry about spending it on drugs and alcohol and sit in rehab and support groups until 'the demons be gone!'

She is a filthy cum guzzling liar.

42, If you were Satan's bunny, you would be sucking his dick. What a loser you must be. Need attention? So does Lohan.

psssst #57 ummmmmm I think that you forgot one thing

TCLTC

Frist is a fat redhead!

She is such a dumbbell. I bought a giant onion at the supermarket yesterday that is smarter than her. Actually, I think that my onion is also better looking, too. Maybe I'll give my onion to my friend Vlad, he also appreciates giant onions, so he can hold it for me. I'd offer it to Lindsey to hold for me, but she would probably be so drunk that she would try to stuff it up her nose.

57, you also forgot that Tom is a Scientologist and could give a rat's ass about god striking him dead.

poor execution.

And I thought I was a dick!! What happen to FRIST Victor? Now you are hitting on Naughty and Girl Behaving. You better not give me another case of herpes. I just got the last case cleared up!!!

#53 yolatengo, shut the fuck up.

And no, you to not have her..

LOL # 66 heeheee- was it a Vidalia???

And I thought I was a dick!! What happen to FRIST Victor? Now you are hitting on Naughty and Girl Behaving. You better not give me another case of herpes. I just got the last case cleared up!!!

I love the look of the girl in the background in the second pic. Looks like "did I forget deodorant or is that just Lohan's crotch?"

#63 Go fuck yourself, troll. What's the matter, can't think up any good names on your own? None of the ones mommy calls you when you fuck her any damn good? Awwww.......

Blotchy orange bitch!

Dina Lohan quote: "I am sick over this," Dina says. "My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our]home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step."

Not sick enough to pass on a chance to give an interview.

PrettyBaby: Ask ChivePort

@75 - I think that interview WAS the "strategic next step"

Anything less than 6 months in jail will be an afront to justice...

It is California though so they will probably actually give her a dick surgically just so the judge and DA can blow her... Seems to be the LA way when it comes to celebrity justice...

DUI with Coke
DUI with COKE

Sure... She HAS to be innocent... How could she not be?

#27? Unfortunately you are correct.

#13... like no offense but she a good actress.. shes just stupid and irresponsible..

and since most of you think shes stupid... idk why you bothered to even comment this...

and one more thing... you guys are all sick... stop fucking "flirting" and get a life

@75 - I think giving the interview WAS their "strategic next step"

@80 LOL..I like how someone who thinks Blowhan is a good actress tells other people to get a life.

Of course this will be the paparazzi's fault!

ChivePort!!

#27 - "The Downfall of the American Civilization" blah blah blah. Yeah right. We stand by while our president destroys a country, and listen mutely while he continues this day to tell baldface lies about the need to keeping killing both Iraqis and Americans. And people bitch on and on about the need to "take responsibility" ... in important matters like Lindsay Lohan's DUI.

Only black people are innocent of the crimes they commit..

#85 My fucking rifle's in the shop, what the hell do you want of me?

Just cuz I LTC doesn't mean I wouldn't do Lindsay. It just so happens I like it all. And in Scientology L Ronn Hubbard is God. So may god (L Ronn) strike me dead if I lie. I did do lindsay and I left my coke in her pocket. I can't believe any of you read this.

#85 you're so right, Dose.

It's the fire in the barn while the fox raids the henhouse.

#85 you're so right, Dose.

It's the fire in the barn while the fox raids the henhouse.

#85 Are you the one who told me Bush is fucking Jodie Foster?

#85, so tell me how you REALLY feel.....

I told you guys she was clean and sober. Now the truth finally comes out that the coke wasn't hers and she had probably just gargled or drank some cough syrup - hence the failed breathalyzer.

ALL YOU HATERS CAN SUCK IT!!

LoLo for President!!

Can we please see a picture of the assistant?

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Friggin' white folks (rolls eyes)

Superfish has the photographic evidence to get Lohan off the hook - I thought Britney & Lindsey were odd for wearing other people's clothes at odd intervals but as it turns out, they were creating an alibi in advance. They are too clever.

This news just in. George Bush has never fucked Lindsay Lohan! To get LiLo in the mood to worship the presidential staff he has pardoned her before there is even a trial. May God strike me dead if I lie.

Linsay IS innocent. The racist LAPD and Mark Fuhrman set her up.

So, she's innocent because it's not her coke even tho it's in her pants, and she's innocent of the DUI even tho she's now back in rehab, and she was almost hit by her assistant's mom even tho she was in the car in front? Fuck, you really have to be on drugs to follow that logic...oh, wait....

Does Lindsay think everyone is as stupid as she is ?

she just fired her assistant
didn't she ?

who else prepares her clothing?

worth a shot babe : ))
#

...ACTUALLY...
we were just informed that is what happened

her recently fired assistant
planted stuff
in her shorts

p.s. feel free to plant whatever you want in our shorts : ))

"It's not mine, I was holding it for a friend" That excuse is so old it's cliche. Does she think anyone would actually believe that?

to be honest...

the problem is the bush govt phoney war on drugs...

...what's wrong with doing a little alcohol and coke ?

...who decided that it was wrong ?

maybe one day they will say breathing is wrong

get some perspective guys

stop accepting everything

that you're told

Whatever you fucking republican fucks. partying is cool and frankly let her kill herself with drugs and alcohol if she wants too. truth is that god gave us free will..and that means the freewill to get fucked up too!!!
use up all available resources cause the lord is coming!!!

go lindsey. i love you girl!

herbiefrog, may no one you love ever get in the way of a coked up drunk behind the wheel of a car. Then you can tell us that it's just the same as breathing, you dumbass. Your perspective is for shit.

Lindsay's using "my assistant's mother almost slapped me" defense against her drunk driving charges? That's a brilliant maneuver by the best legal team money can buy, no doubt!

"I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy" = "I need more time to come up with a better excuse than the fucked up one I just gave you."

"I dint do it. I DINT. Mommy, she tried to hit me. There. Thank you for feeling sorry for me because I DINT DO IT" OMG - Blohan is forever stuck with an 8-yr-old brain! Which completely trumps any boob job on the planet.

people ALWAYS put cocaine in my pocket randomly...i totally understand where she's coming from.

ha. ha.

White people suck. I hate them. Except Hitler. He killed white people. He is cool.

Lindsay Lohan,, what really happened last night

so..i know everyone thinks lindsay lohan is back on drugs..but its not like that at all..let me explain,
i woke up to my cousin cody kennedy (corys sister) calling my cellphone..
she told me lindsay got caught with HER 3 grams of coke..
and that lindsays assistant Jenni quit and that jennis mom was coming to pick jenni up to go to the police station and tell on lindsay for drinking.
lindsay was on her way to court ordered rehab tomorrow so last night/this morning was her last party night
lindsay was drunk and not thinking when she got into her car..
all she knew was that if she got there first she could stop them from telling on her but jennis mum, mrs muro, called the cops on lindsay as soon as they saw her "chasing" behind her..
she was set up by her own "friend" for drinking at a safe and legal environment, LAX, and her night went to hell because of some dumb bitches mother.
the drugs were not hers! THEY WERE CODYS
sorry, had to get that out of the way..
stop talking trash

Lohan added, "I totally WAS NOT drunk! I was just holding some of my friend's booze in my stomach. THAT WAS NOT MY BOOZE!"

Then she passed out.

The bitch is done.

71==Victorz little dick...didn't U notice that
U had help today..early in the day?
U people uzed to be quick...not anymore...
dumbfuckz...zorry..U got all the blame...♥

#115 Go kill yourself. Slowly.

#115 You didn't do shit so quit trying to to take credit for other people's posts, you asswipe.

117/ the fuck I didn't.....all morning until 1:00 p.m.
but..thatz fuckin fine by me...don't believe me...I can
even tell U the email addrezz that I uzed on all the poztz
zo fuck U..stupidfuck....U people R zo fuckin ztupid.....

#34FRIST!!! waz me..fuckface ztupidfuck
Zo...go fuck yourzelf..bitch♀☺☻

#118 Tell us tell us!! That proves exactly shit but what else can we expect from your rotted out jizzbrain. NIce try but it's not working - go try and claim someone's else's shit as your own if you dare. Stupidfuck? EVen your insults are fucking retarded.

120 your right...it wazn't me...I waz zurfin at the beach...
U will believe anything ..won't u?

awright so the coke is not lindsay's?? so fucking what?? thats really not even the point......this shit is almost not even amusing anymore....

when i was linday's age (like, how she was until recently, UNDER 21) i was one of the few people in my crowd who didnt drink. i spent a lot of time driving my drunk friends and acquaintances home and i was glad to do it.

it is very sad that lindsay has no one in her life who is willing to take the car keys away.

where the fuck are this girl's parents

You're an absolute imbiciel, a moron and a black piece a Shit!! You keep continueing your dumb innocent behaviour, thinking the entire country is as naive and so stupid as hell. Listen, when there are all kinds of warnings which sais: No alcohol and other drugs. Why, the hell on earth, was COCAINE found in your? Was is it proberbly milkpowder for in the coffee? It doesn't matter if it was yours or not. It was found IN YOUR CAR!! That's the only thing which counts!!
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

We have in dutch an expression for persons who do frequently bad things. Lilo is a perfect example of a "BACK SHEEP".

Maybe she could get Johnny Cochran to help her out on this one...

123 - word. tell it to the judge honey.

#112 - Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8x8 cold cell.

Stupid is, as stupid does...

#112 - Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8x8 cold cell.

Stupid is, as stupid does...

#112 - Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8x8 cold cell.

Stupid is, as stupid does...

#112 - Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8x8 cold cell.

Stupid is, as stupid does...

#112 - Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8x8 cold cell.

Stupid is, as stupid does...

#112 - Thank you for the clarification and the most glorious insider information.
This really shows the depth of stupidity that reins over this group of idiots.
We thought that the family alone were the ignorant Neanderthals.
It is now obvious that the level of incompetence goes farther than just the Lohans.
Quiet a shame that this ignorance has bled over to friends, relatives and god knows who else.Nice try though.
To defend a liar is worse than telling the lie.
Lindsay Lohan = Crack Whore in an 8x8 cold cell.

Stupid is, as stupid does...

Give me a break. Another loser got caught and now she wants to get off, because she said she is innocent. I think all the rich girls need to get a grip on life, and see how the rest lives. At least Hilton went to jail. Linsday has no back bone to accept her mistakes. What a shame. Wake up people quit feeling sorry for this two time loser. Typical blonde.

Looks like a good time.
I work in a mall retail store.
*longing*