Jul 11 2007Lindsay Lohan has confusing girl feelings

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usually 2 chicks are hot but definetly not in this case

Lindzer Lowhore. It's not that she's a lesbian. She's just willing to do'em all.

I love confused horny girls with big racks and and no morals.

I swear this is probably a publicity stunt- i mean c'mon now..this girl is pathetic!

"If two hot women want to make out with each other that's cool."

Lindsay's beat, and Ronson's a beast. You're not even trying.

talk about stacked. we need more pics (high res too) of her in that bikini asap!

Typical behavior of a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder. They're easily the most annoying people you'll ever encounter.

who the hell is samantha ronson??

Now that's the right picture for the story, to capture the WTF! gut reaction. Good edit.

don't care who licks me as long as I get some good tongue. That giant hole below me can just shrivel up and die. I am so tired of a different dick every night and they all think the own the place. They are in for 30 second and then it is so long. Well fuck them!!!

Oh Samantha! I just lose myself in those twin-anus eyes of yours!

Oh man. I think I got herpes just by LOOKING at Samantha Ronson.

The only boderline her personality has to get over is the one between my gash and my asshole.

she's a shity dj as well.. how does she get her gigs? she sure aint fuckin anyone... besides lohan.

Man, that chick is fucking disgusting!

So is the dee-jay.

I knew Lohan was a loser but after reading this, I'm almost embarrassed for her. She's so lame. "Lindsay Ronson"?... she is such a loser.

What, there's no attractive lesbians in LA?

I dont know about you guys, but I'd definitly hit it. Both. And at the same time. Because I have 2 penises.

That Ronson "chic" is seriously disgusting looking. If Lindsay stays "friends" with her, I seriously doubt her ability to stay clean and sober. And I mean clean as in... literally, just sanitary at all. Yeeech.

the difference between lesbians and sluts is that lesbians fuck women, while sluts fuck anyone (or anything). lindsay is, well... (sometimes sentences don't require finishing)

That's the beauty of having every STD under the sun, Jim...the freedom to just FUCK with wild abandon. Speaking of which, how's your mom?

Remember: Laugher is the best medicine...unless you have gonorreah.

and sometimmes you can't finish the sentence because you don't know that many words. Or you have ADD...hey look....a butterfly...

Not to state the obvious or anything but..."I want to marry you and have children with you."

She knows that 2 women can't physically have a child together, just the 2 of them right? You'd have to you know, do it with a guy or get fertilized or adopt.

Oh who am I kidding, that Samantha Ronsom is totally a dude so it's completely possible for them to have their fugly kids!

I missed the July 4th Lohan bikini pictures. Looks like the lack of cocaine has her boobs growing back.

What's the difference between sluts and skinny whores?

hey zack-rabbit. leibniz' or leibniz's?

god, lindsay lohan must've like the worst taste in friends (they always seem to be willing to be bought or at least, flap their holes)...or she's got the worst choice in passwords. "ooh yeah, beerand party! beer seems like a good password. uhm ok, maybe not, too long..adequite..oh, crap, i'll have to remember how that's spelled! ok, beer, there, you go, short & sweet just like me!" *giggles as she types "bear"* i really do think she is sweet, though, reminds me of my highschool doodles..venus loves chuck norris..venus norris. it almost makes me wanna cry....

Howzit bruddha? Any how's your mom? Tell her I said hi.

she is fucking puke my fucking guts up ugly and that other fucking thing needs to be unplugged and put in the fucking trash

ew.

hahahahaahhahaa
girls talk like that to each other as a joke.
taking it seriously as lesbianism is also a joke.

THAT's Samantha Ronson in the picture?!? I seriously thought that was a dude. An ugly dude. An ugly, possibly homeless, dude.

Of course, maybe Lindsay's been in and out of rehab so many times she can't remember what month it is, and seriously thinks this is a killer April Fool's joke.

I told her you said hi but I can't understand what she said cuz my dick's in her mouth.

Now..everyone..take a good look at Ronson's face. That's what riding Lohan's gant will do to you.

Doug...it's July, dude....

Dani..the last time I told a bitch I wanted to hump her face, I wasn't kidding. And then I humped her face. And then she looked waterlogged. Then I left.

I get it, this article is about gay lovin...but who are the two dudes in the picture and what do they have to do with LL and some female dj that she's hot for?

OMG!! I thought that was Pete Doherty. She would make a great celebrity look a like.

Lindsay and Pete Doherty. Who would have guessed?

This Samantha chick looks like a cancer victim. Well, that's the only way I'd let that skank Lohan anywhere near me, is if I was dying anyway.

Between Paris and that little girl, Hillary Swank in a bikini and now this...I've lost all hope in humanity.

#38 - Great minds... etc, etc.

I hate this Samantha Ronson chick,

she looks like Pete Dohrety on a bad day, and by all acounts is pretty much mostly to blame for getting Lindsay into drugs in the first place.

lesbians have the worst taste in women

Why can't she date a cute lesbian/bi chick.

Michelle Rodrigez, Terminator 3 chick, Piper Parabo (Coyote Ugly, Prestige) all are into women

Kinda Makes Sense, fucking a bunch of guys, doing a bunch of drugs, typical of a girl trying to prove to everybody that she is straight, and taking the drugs to deal with all that other stuff. Her being a lesbian could explain why, no matter WHAT she's wearing she always looks a little butch.

And I prefer to be known as a slut and not a lesbian

Oh damn, I can't believe the fish has an advertisment for Cebuanas - the place where pervy old guys go to buy young asian girls. Pretty pathetic, fish dude.

i wouldn't worry about that...

The Ronson family are talentless hacks. This one's a crap dj. Her brother's a shite dj/"producer". And the other sister is a lousy clothing designer.
Being the step-kids of some cunt out of Foreigner should only ensure that you are met with gales of laughter, not semi-successful "careers".

#45 - no caps, remember? sheesh

That Ronson thing is so skinny she makes Lindsay look Moore-ishly chubby.

Whoever the hell Samantha Ronson is....that is one nasty skank hag.

I bet her cootch smells like cigarettes....

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Is there even a comment to make about that person on the left? Who the fuck is that? WHAT the fuck is that?

Two things:
#30: Tell us how you really feel.

Also, I could not connect the picture to the story. OK, so Lindsay wants to be with a chick. So what's with the picture of the spindly dude? I seriously went over the whole thing like five times before the realization came crashing down upon me.

If she was on a kindergarden playground she would be yelling "poopie" trying to get attention. Same thing as Britney kissing Madonna or Janet Jackson's wardrobe "malfunction". Just a really stupid, lame attempt to get attention.

@52 that is schack. That is her on a good day. You should see her first thing in the morning. You little Mr Winky will crawl right up your butt.

Apparently #55 has seen "schack" first thing in the morning, and after doing so he decided to perform anal on himself. That's pretty messed up, but hey, if that's what he likes, so be it.

i didn't make the slut comment, but i would agree that i'm a slut. since i only like men, however, i must diversify my categories:

straight: fucks same sex
slut: fucks many men
lesbian: fucks women
dyke: fucks many women
skank: fucks anyone/thing
whore: fucks anyone for money
jimbo: licks own grainy asshole

Performing anal on yourself is messed up. You can always ask a neighbor for help.

If Samantha Ronson was my "secret lover" , I think I'd set myself on fire, jump off a bridge into some water, and then set myself on fire again.

Once I saw a dead jackrabbit, after a sandstorm, that looked just like that chick on the left ...

"straight: fucks same sex"

You're as fucked up and confused as Lindsay

lindsay would be better off performing anal on herself than letting that nasty guy next to her put his penis anywhere near her.

Hasn't Lindsay found jebus yet?

Ass. The other vagina.

She found me. But I got a restraining order.

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that there are only about two posters on this site using multiple names?

she should light her cigarette with her firecrotch.

She does look like Pete Dougherty!

I thought that was Pete Doherty.

I think it's just schack and Jimbo. Their multiple personality disorder love/hatefest has enough libido bound up in it to run an entire blog.

Lindsay's not that hot - but she can do better then that Sam Ronson fellow

but it isn't the real schack or jimbo

will the real schacky please type "schack"

Boy's Don't Cry 2
Ronson Totally a dude (an ugly one at that) pretending to be a chick to bang Lohan.

why wouldnt we like
san ronson ?

she's our babe : )

leave us alone
why dont you ?

[what?]

I thought it was Pete Doherty too..

schack

Jimbo has left the building

schack

zack-rabbit, if that's you, will you PLEASE bring me cigarettes and my jeans. it's like a fucking meat locker in here! and i'm running out of brain juice! nicotiene!!!

Lindsay can apparently only be friends with people who are uglier than she is. Look for Pruitt Taylor Vince and Lisa Rinna to turn up in the nest batch of photos.

Man, not much action on the Fish today.

I POSTED A REASONABLY FUNNY VIDEO ON MY SITE, JUST NOW. PLUS, YOU CAN ALWAYS SCOPE THE BOOBS.

FOLLOW THE LINK ABOVE.

If there are even any of you left who haven't gone today. Bern is loving this traffic ...

I usually don't care about the oversized weird boob pics, but Bern, nice Hulk video.

Isn't saying that a lesbian who tries really hard to kind of look dudish looks like a dude kinda like calling a sumo wrestler fat? We need some better insults here, folks . . .

Although the Pete D thing was pretty HIlarious.

#83 - Thanks, there is more to Bernard than disgustingly large boobs. You just have to check in on him ...

why care about something Lindsay Lohan may or may not have writetn when she was strung out?

"She's hotter than a Himalayan mountain goat during molting season after a good mauling by a snow leopard, but probably isn't as good smelling."

schack you use this site to communicate to the dick you most recently fell on? gross.

The fact that these twats keep myspace pages is hysterical. I love that they smoke, drink, have sex, do drugs, etc. like adults, but then post and chat on myspace like 12 year olds.

assholes.

call me crazy, but I can see these two girls together in a relationship. I think they would be cute together and I am not one to think that about gay people. I don't think there's a damn thing wrong with being gay, but I just haven't even been one to want to set up 2 girls while playing matchmaker which I so often find myself doing. Anyway. I just think Ronson is really attractive and Lindsay and her would make cute babies.

WTF! I THOUGHT SHE WAS A MAN UNTIL I SEARCHED ON GOOGLE!!

that chick looks like she could be lindsay's twin sister

lindsay is nasty.

I can only hope that very soon Lindsay does not have this chick in her life.

So she can get on with the dying

You know, I had a feeling something was up between these two awhile back. Anytime anything happened to Lindsay, who was always there? Samantha Ronson. She's obviously a lesbian and Linds has been rumored to like girls as well, so if it's true it makes sense.

"I just think Ronson is really attractive and Lindsay and her would make cute babies."???

using what? schack's pH-buffered cum-shooting strapon?

Oh look, another stoopid fucking white kid wanting to be black, flashing some half-assed "Gangsta sign".

She doesn't look quite as stoopid as Kevin Federline does when he flashes his set, yo, but she still looks stoopid.

Besides, shouldn't she be flashing the Shocker instead?

is that other thing supposed to be the hot girl? They actually can make babies as she it appears to have a penis and sperm. Please no more nasty fake dyke stories.

That kind of talk is really typical on MySpace. Girls talk to each other like that all the time, and mean nothing by it. :P

And looking at that cigarette... do ya think she lit it with Lindsay's fire crotch?

I'm betting this is what she does to Lindsay with those 2 fingers...

"Anyway. I just think Ronson is really attractive and Lindsay and her would make cute babies."

Do you understand how the whole baby things works #90? I think your mother hasn't had "the talk" with you yet.

lesbians are low-libido women who got tired of being called ugly or fat by their spunky boyfriends, who got tired of those boyfriends hassling them for sex when all they really want is to fuck some chick that's hotter. so they stop wearing make-up, start pigging out, and sit around bitching about not wanting to have sex.

mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

How old is Lindsey? She honestly looks like she's in her 40's, is she related to Fergie, are they twins? Do they use the same meth dealer?

small world

i got beat up by a
lezbian once.. zhe
was mad cuz i
wanted 2 go down
on her while zhe
wuz on her period..

Samantha looks like she has teh aids.

Perhaps now Lindsay can finally complete that set of STDs she's been collecting.

Gotta catch'em all!

@ 107 - I just went back and looked at your insipid response to the last thing I said when we were discussing your emotional growth the other day -- you said something about kids and school and how this country is getting dumber, which is so preposterous that I won't even address it (in 1900, 11.1% of the population COULD NOT READ; now it's 1%) -- and I love how another guy stepped in and put you in your place for being so trite and stupid.

Kudos to that guy.

Too much info, kelli...way too much info.

We don't want to know.

Bern -- we need one of those girls from your site to lay her massive boobs on kelli's computer and destroy the keyboard. Keep the twat from typing for a little while, anyway.

1900 is a while ago. Maybe she meant that literacy is down from 1970... i don't know if it is, but you find out yourself.

p.s. i'm not sure if that's insipid as much as it is unsubstantiated...

anyway, where are you from, Bern?

I mean, in 1900 we still had American kids working in sweatshops here at home...

Ronson's hot!!! It's all I can do to keep from jumping into that picture and smelling those 2 fingers.

The idea that society is regressing is so fucking stupid that I want to throw a rabid badger at anyone who suggests it.

That bitch was saying that kids couldn't afford to go to school, which isn't true -- but how about when they just couldn't go to school, like maybe because their parents made them work in the fields, etc.

Everyone at every level of society has an opportunity in this country to get a college education. You couldn't even say that in 1975.

Sometimes I hate young people so much that I feel like some limey old codger and not a 26 year old.

I'm guessing Bern is from Twin Peaks.

did you see Die Hard Three?

It was easier to understand Twin Peaks than it is to understand why someone would substitute the letter "z" for half of the letters in the English alphabet.

prior to 2001, a lot more colleges were need-blind, Bern. but schools are a big business in this country. so now students have to get more loans. and yes, debt is becoming a greater problem. so is employment. an yes, we have the biggest poverty gap now that we've had since the great depression.

macro-economic principle #1

tax cuts for the wealthiest will catapult an economy out of recession, by fostering large-scale investments, which create jobs.

with outsourcing, and constant, unbridled penny-shaving, none of those jobs wind up here.

the rich get richer by squeezing money out of the peasants, who fall deeper and deeper into debt.

Dunno...reading schack, or looking at Ronson. Pretty much the same inverse-Viagra effect

All excellent points, stated clearly. Making your argument much more reasonable and adult than Kelli's. Also, you didn't use a single "z."

I concede all of that, but debt is and has always been a way of life in this country and, as with all things, that ship will have to be righted the Democratic way (i.e. slowly as Hell).

My question to you is: is that kid who leaves undergrad at Missouri State with like $30K in loans worse off in this solid job market than he would be if he had opted out of college to sell raccoon pelts at a roadeside stand?

hi guys! my friends call me Tiny!

I was addressing schack there.

Whatever, that is so cute. I hope they get gay married and it is, like, the answer to Lindsay's boozy prayers and she cleans up her act.

Sometimes I'm optimistic.

Now that all depends-like. Iffin they's coon pelts fer coats, nah, aint gonna make nuf money. But iffen they's nice and soft and fer sexin when the missus is asleep or visitin with Aunt Flo, then heck yeah - HECK YEAH!

# 104 Schack, you said

"lesbians are low-libido women who got tired of being called ugly or fat by their spunky boyfriends, who got tired of those boyfriends hassling them for sex when all they really want is to fuck some chick that's hotter. so they stop wearing make-up, start pigging out, and sit around bitching about not wanting to have sex."

Un, considering one of my lesbian friends got caught cheating on her girlfriend with two other people that she was sneaking off on her lunch breaks to do, I would say your theory needs some rethinking.

I don't know what's up with our new infestation of Mister Rogers' offspring and their uber-supportive comments...

This Ronson chick (?), who might form a cute couple with Lindsay and make her gay-happy and somehow produce children together, is also the one who was in the car with Lindsay when those embarrassing mouth-open passed-out pictures were taken. She could have blocked the photogs but instead she seemed to be posing Lindsay for their cameras. I'm sure she was laughing about it afterwards, and giving out high-fives.

Just some info in case, you know, somebody though Ms. Anus Eyes had any redeeming qualities.

Check out http://www.hollywoodgirls.tv for news, videos and photos on Lindsay, Britney, Nicole and Paris!

yeah but i bet all 3 are fat, bitchy, and don't wear makeup. close enough.

What the fuck? No fucking update? All the stories posted today sucked ass and to top it off there's no fucking new ones? Fuck. Its been a bad day.

#9 - That's SAM Ronson. Can't you tell by the pic?

#11 - Good one. LOL.

#14 - An old Gash. >^D ROTF!!

#65 - Couldn't you just have struck her down dead for us? Why a restraining order?

#98 - OMFG! That's funny. This post is on FYRE today!

Nice to see Schack back here on the Jimbo attack instead of pelting people on the Urban Dictionary. Funny shit, but man WTF is up with that fisting photo link? Plz don't ever do that again.

lindsay lohan reminds me of this girl i was friends with in college. we stopped being friends after she faked a pregnancy and an abortion, then told us she had complications with the abortion and had to go to a special army hospital and got to stay in the room that the president stays in when he's sick.

true story btw

Bern, don't claim your site isn't about disgustingly large boobs because of the Hulkster video. The way I see it, he was being a disgustingly large boob in that.

Those two are the new Pete Dougherty and Kate Moss. Gross.

I don't eat period puzzy or
any puzzy az of now...whoever
wrote that iz grozzfucker...

that girlguy with lindzay iz the
ugliezt freak I ever saw, my zizter
agreez...lindzay couldn't go any lower...

everyone on here haz a zmall dick, coz

Oh gosh, these are unnecessarily mean comments about Samantha Ronson, a person that most people barely know, and a person who honestly I don't think has done any damage to Linlo. She's just a easy target because she's a lesbian (believe it or not) and not "that hot."

But seriously, that is an especially unsightly picture of her (and Linds). She has looked much better in other photos. She's not that ugly. And her myspace blog has a very keen sense of humor. And I happen to like her music as well.

But I don't believe that she and Linds are an item. I don't believe Linds is a lesbian at all. Just a slut with daddy issues!

Wait, thats a girl???? I thought it was that thing that was hiding under the stairs in people under the stairs...I bet if you look in its mouth it wont have a tounge

The people under the stairs, by the way, is a great gross-out flick. I love that movie.

"I thought it was Pete Doherty too.."

Yup! Me too.
Wow, that chick's fugly.

#137 God, but you're still a fucking moron.

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Portrait of a satisfied moron.

#143 Oh, give it a rest. You're just a virgin who can't type.

xxxfilez and juztifuckinfiable:

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what itz like to be a virgin....
I zmell zo much better than U
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#146 Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. The way you smell is one of the reasons you're still a virgin - just cuz you're not using it doesn't mean you don't need to wash it.

#146:

Here you go, you stupid cunt. Learn it, love it, live it:

http://www.podcast.de/sendung/354005/English_for_Idiots_-_Lesson_1

#146 Since we all start out as virgins, just what the fuck are you talking about? Don't bother with one of your rotatng 3 kiddy pottymouth insults - assfuckers, small dicks or dicks/tits. We've heard 'em all before - they were stupid the first time around.

So, THAT's her drug connection. I always wondered where she got the stuff. That picture tells a thousand lines.

Kelli, what are u talkin about none of us know what it's like to be a virgin?? We're all virgins before we have sex. lol.

Use your brain and learn how to type. The only person that looks bad is you.

This Ronson person looks gay enough
She might even have a penis

i still wanna do Her..

Waitaminute... Star magazine has access to someone's *private* Myspace area? Calling Myspace private is like saying Wal-mart is a "Exclusive Men's Club".

Besides, how does anyone know it's actually being used by Lindsay Lohan, not some disgruntled publicist, or more likely, three 12 year old boys with bad acne? "Heh heh heh.. now write that she likes doing it with 80 year olds...heh heh heh..."

she's fucked up.....

krazihotkelli, do the world a huge favor and KILL yourself now. you crazy bitch!! I can wipe shit on a wall and it would make more sense than your 2 year old writings...you retarded, ass munching, douchebag whore!!

krazihotkelli, do the world a huge favor and KILL yourself now. you crazy bitch!! I can wipe shit on a wall and it would make more sense than your 2 year old writings...you retarded, ass munching, douchebag whore!!

playmate:
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krazikelli-rest assured, no one is jealous of your retarded skank-ass. go jump off a bridge into rush-hour traffic.

i'm sick of lindsay and her whore antics, but it's funny how samantha ronson sold her out. payback is a bitch. :)

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Kelli -- what kind of an 18 year old goes around calling adults "jealous sluts herpes mouth?" Didn't your mother teach you any better?

But, if you're going to talk that way to a bunch of adults, don't be surprised when they tell you to jump off a bridge. If you can't stand the heat, kid, don't play in the kitchen.

'Some people might have a problem with this, but not me. If two hot women want to make out with each other that's cool. And if they want to do it on my bed that's cool too. And don't mind the blinking light. That's not a camcorder, it's a privacy light. It means you've got privacy. Shh, let's not spoil this magical moment with talking.'Truly priceless and a clasic!

{162}yeah it's quite a classic.Maybe even as much classic as ancient Classic Greek.

I didn't realize Robert Downey Jr. DJ'd.

Does anyone else see the striking resemblance between the butt nasty DJ and Lohan's father? At # 138....big time daddy issues

How come no one said anything about Lindsay still being this fuglies friend while she sold her out last time and now gives "personal" comments from lilo to the public..

this man dj must be desperate for a career boost.

I just don't get the whole lesbian thing; if you're gonna be a lesbian, fine whatever....But AT LEAST pick a hot chic to be with! Not some dirty, nasty looking chic that looks like a DUDE anyways!! Whats the point then?! And a lot of lesbians end up using dildos on each other...so whats the point with that... Might as well be with a real man and get the real thing! I just don't get it!!! I don't really get the man to man thing either, but at least there's a difference in the sex act there (eeww).

If I were LaLohan I would do that Pete Doherty guy too. What? It's a woman you say? Well I'm sure she's got enough blow in her to not notice what gender of person mashes her genitals around.

First of all, I find Samantha Ronson appealing in an unexplainable way. Second, the girl is actually very articulate and it surprises me she deigns to hang with the likes of Lohan.

This DJ is quite honestly the worst DJ I have ever heard. If you ever see her play at LAX on Sundays, run away!

If a girl wants to go lesbian atleast pick the hottest girl in town ... DUH

Okay Lindsey looks SUPER imposed on this one! There are no shadows behind her at all, but yet there are behind the uber~ yucky supposed gal pal! Hummmmmmmmm

This is classic cokehead behavior. She is using the fact that Samantha Ronson probably has a crush on her in order to keep a steady supply of coke. The things she says sound so desperate and overly reassuring.

shit!!, that ronson broad looks like Boris Karloff!
good pick hohan!

I really thought that was Pete Dickerty too. I had to do a quick scroll through the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one, and yup, I think it's pretty unanimous: That is Kate Moss's ex-crack whore boyfriend/girlfriend

#69 me too. Must be the pheramones

If it wasn't for their different eye colors, I'd swear it was a 'before rehab' and 'after rehab' pic of Lindsey.

lmao I see it's already been posted but I seriously thought that was Pete Doherty.

dmn if you are gonna go for a girl atleast get a good looking one. that shit is uglier than a fuckin raisin

Damn that bitch in the hat looks like DEATH. Is that who Lindsey drops coke with?

Samantha looks like one seriously unhealthy individual. If I were Lindz, I'd take a long look at that face and heed it's warning: keep on with the booze and partying, and you'll look like that before you're 30.

Ronson is UGLY! Holy crap, what a huge forehead! And not to mention those black panda eyes on her, and that ugly shit stick poking out of her skank-ass mouth.