Jul 31 2007Lindsay Lohan gets sued

skank whore!

She's a stupid bitch but great rack.

somebody needs to shoot her NOW.

Not everyone hows who all the skanky starlets are. Maybe that's why it took this women longer to figure out that it was Lindsay.

You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.

Anyone else seeing her Hitler poking over the bikini bottom in pic 8 and 9?

Not everyone knows who all the skanky starlets are. Maybe that's why it took this women longer to figure out that it was lindsay.

Her body is nasty. she has no shape and tree trunk legs.

I heart boobs

Holy skin cancer, Batman! Does she not realize that she is still a redhead and tanning is not good for her. Wow.

Some people say that the star tattoo on her wrist is a lesbian symbol. That's open for discussion though.

damn, this girl absolutely got no waist. NO WAIST AT ALL!!!

BTW, ginger ppl smell. awful.

Me too! Lindsay hit me too! I want some money.

They need to sentence her to my house for 6 months of anal banging.

If it isn't our very own skanky, racist, shitbag whore. Oh Linday, we missed you. I was going to go see your latest movie, but then quickly realized you weren't worth seven-fifty. Oh well, geuss I will just have to wait for the dollar special on direct TV pay-per-view. Ah, that might be a little much. Ah, fuck it. World premier on TBS it is! That should only take about what, two months?

Damn I would love to fuck this chick, however, I would sandpaper all those fuckin freckles off. Then lotion her up so she wouldn't be so rough. She has nice long legs, nice tits, and a nice ass, but the fuck freckles have to go.

Gawd, she's so cuntceited.

BUT, I guess that's the biz

I've got very smooth skin, Victor *winwink*

*winKwink*

Can I just say...that girl is going to have some serious skin damage when she gets older! Look at all those freckles!

#5 - Brillian, just Brilliant.

("People will say we're in loooove")

Well, look at the brightside, she still looks better than Britney! But I'm pretty sure she's the devil.

BTW, she's got the typical , how can I put it, "irish" body: big boobs, no waist , lots of gut and no ass. If she got really fat, she't have the kind of body like the gym teacher in "Porky's." Lots of back fat. She better stay "thin."

Beulaaahhhhh!

LiLo is such a winner! I want to be on her team...

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I actually thought the Chesty La Rue comment was funny. How could you not know you are dealing with Chesty La Rue?!?!?

Now I know where I left my headphones...

either way, she's delicious...

When I look at her face in the main photo, and then look to the right at the mugshot, I can't believe how good the makeup artists in Hollywood are.

This chick is almost as trashy looking as Shitney. As Irish as I am, I find whole body freckles very unattractive. But that's just me. If you like them, have at them.

6: Possibly....but I'm thinking its a tattoo of some kind.

she looks like her mother. ew.

Honestly, her license should be suspended indefinetly.

though I don't think I believe this one, can't anybody just claim "Lindsay hit me with her car" not-a-days and be believable.

ps - Nice Chesty La Rou reference, but what about Hootie McBoob? Or Busty St. Clair? Yeah, I watch the Simpsons too!

This chic always grosses me out for some reason. I just don't see the appeal. And she's got a droopy fricken rack for someone so young.

She would look a lot better playing the skin flute...

What an ugly freaked, fire crotch. If it weren't for her implants, she'd have the body of a 13 year old BOY.

her bellybutton is sooooooooo high up.

Implants? I think not...how can they be droopy and implants at the same time. Not possible.

her bellybutton is sooooooooo high up.

wanks said it best. Skanky ho.

Omigod. Post #6 is right. P-I-G Pig.

It seems to me that she is mocking Britney with the headgear - as if to say, "See, I can do it better than you".

She'd wear an eye patch on the bottom if she could get away with it.

If you look closely between her belly button and her boobs, you can see where the acid of my splooge burned a line!!

#35- you're right. It's not a bellybutton anymore. It's a lungbutton.

The only reason her bellybutton looks so high is cuz she has to wear her bikini around her twat.

I like how she's always making the peace symbol with her fingers in pictures. Such an intellectual.

Lindsay Lohan is really showing the world the meaning of the word "success" this year huh?

I would still like to bang her. Even though I'd have to set fire to my crotch immediately afterwards to get rid of the herpes.

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Dumb stinking twat.
Fake hair.
Fake nose.
Fake tits.
Pushed-in braces teeth.
Electronic ankle bracelet for out-of-control drunks.
No waist to speak of.
Ugly freckled pork body.
Thick legs.
No ass.
No talent.
And soon... no money or jobs and JAIL.

Ah... Youth. She looks better (i.e. healthier) for her time in rehab. But those shoes!!! BLEHH!!

I love the ankle bracelet.

She's so stupid I bet she doesn't even realize she has on two different nail polish

She's so stupid I bet she doesn't even realize she has on two different nail polish

I forgot to mention the pink nail polish with blue thumbs... ya, that works! ---NOT!

And her lipstick is ALWAYS circling her mouth as if to try to escape the herpes.

#36...oh yes, it is possible. Try: Giant implants put in...Giant implants taken out...Smaller implants put in= stretched out, loose skin= saggy ass titties at the ripe old age of 21= Sad.

I'm not one to defend this pathetic waste of flesh, but I really think her boobs are real. I can spot implants a mile away and I also have my PHD in Boobology so I trust my instincts on this one.

why is she wearing a wedding ring???

@54 I agree with you and if she paid for those floppy fun bags, I would go ask for a refund

#47--
You GO!

54 Sorry, but you're wrong.

http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/linsday_lohan_plastic_surgery.htm

Take a look. Those things are under her chin.

She should keep her glasses on. When you look in her eyes you can see how much pain she is in on the inside. It is very distracting when I am trying to jerk off to these photos.

@58 they are not under her chin any more!!! She can tuck them into her belly button

I have implants and those are fake!

She got them placed under the muscle so they look somewhat better than most, but trust me, they ain't real.

Not that there's anything wrong with fake tits, but let's say it like it is.

I have nothing against fake tits either, some of them look damn good. But the girl is 21 and they already lap over WTC!! She needs to have them blown back up

God she is so FUGLY.
Her freckles are nasty and you can smell her rank twat from here. Does she even take showers??

Thank you STEPH!! I always thought her belly button looked waaay too high up. I think it's a combination of her wearing her bikini bottoms around her vag (which is where I wear mine because it's just more comfy that way) and her uber sag boobs which seem to hand lower and lower. She could also be sucking her stomach in a bit, which can raise the belly button level.

And she doesn't have a well defined waist...

holy crap i'd bang the stupid out of that.

As rich as she is she uses a polaroid digital camera? I guess she doesnt want to spend a lot of money on one when she has to carry around razor blades and mirrors and viles of coke. I'd comment on the actual pictures/story but ive run out of intelligent things to say about this beast. Her freckles scare me.

She has a really strange figure. She's just not really attractive in a bikini because she hasn't got a very feminine body - except for her boobs.

Her thighs are kinda butch and her torso looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy. And well the freckles just freak me out - they have laser surgery they can do for that you know! What is with the poorly put on orange tan?

Sometimes in a bikini she looks ok when the photo is froma distance - but up close - well these pics show all.

So.... what is she supposed to be selling in these pics?

And damn she is looking more like her mother everyday!

oh my... id just like to say that 'id hit it!' w/ pride on top of that. freckles are a turn on.

Her freckles are nasty!

She looks like a dude with breasts.

too much makeup, too much sun. ick.

I think I'm dyslexic, at first I thought it said "Lindsay Gets Used"....but then I realized, yeah that would be fitting as well

She has great breasts.

If it wasn't for the fact that she's a washed-up ugly skanky whore who is stupid as hell to boot, I'd bang her ass and play with those fake funbags. I'd never stick it in her diseased twat though... I'm sure her ass is much cleaner.

Oh, and I like freckles. She does have that going for her.

Her boobs look so nice in that first picture. She looks nice, rehab has done her good.

in pic 8 and 9 i think u can see regrowth of pubic hair

classy lady

Why the f*ck is this f*cking lesbo so f*cking f*ckable?! Damn I'd f*ck her good, f*ck! Who gives a f*ck about her f*cking name.

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she's a beautiful girl, except for her lack of womanly curves minus that insane rack, but she's too screwed up for her own good.

Has anybody noticed that she has a saggy ass'd rack?

i bet when she takes off that top, her tits rest on her feet.

she's really starting to look like her mom, espesh in the first photo... ew

holy shit her tits are FAAAAAke i hate fake tits my girl has the same shit. tear drop shaped with the top under the muscle but the bottom sticking out. they look exactly like hers except her aren't as droopy. there is no way they are real and look at her surgery face. fake nose lips and tits and who knows what else. this girl is a mess. her implants are sooooo saggy and her face and body suck. those are some big ass thighs. and she has a very flat ass i know.

SUED? What for this time? Impersonating an ACTOR? A MUSICIAN? A BLONDE? this is just more than enough.

#65, it is not possible to fuck the stupid out of this, there is nothing left when the stupid part is removed. Much like Kelli.

#80 - Kelli - IRONICALLY, the first laugh you EVER gave to me, when YOU called LINDSAY "LITTLE MONKEYFUCK" rofl, rofl, rofl sweetie, now eat shit and die.

She needs to trim her growler

I support the superficial's refusal to use the term "LiLo" unless quoting others.

#86 kelli lives for the aftertaste.

i second that her body is terrible. it's like she was so incredibly fat at one time and went on a diet of cocaine, red bull, cigarettes, and cum and lost weight but never toned up... NASTY

oh and i forgot to add, she needs to put some creme on those ashy ass elbows!

what the hell is up with her skin? looks like freckles are taking over her body.
gross.
i hope she gets run over by a black man in a black gmc. then i hope he reverses over her crusty white ass, then i hope he puts the car back in drive and runs over the dumb cunt again. she's useless.

Is this for real? This lady must be living under a rock.

Eesh, where's the airbrush when you need one? Crazy thing is that out of all these nasty gals crying out for attention, she's the only one with some legitimate talent.

sorry #47, gotta know your movies.

Remember the good 'ol days before her chemical festival began?

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The star isn't a lesbian symbol. If people paid better attention, one would recognize a pink triangle to be a lesbian symbol. A star is just...stupid.

krazihottkelli: I see your fan club was out in full force today. You certainly have an effect on people. Maybe you could get some more talented groupies though, these ones just keep regurgitating the same old shit. How many people post under a variation of your name? The monkeyfuck comment was right on point though . . . think I could borrow it sometime?

And TT if you're out there, sorry I didn't get back to you. I'll find on you on here some other time.

Lindsay makes me sad. There is a profound vacancy in her eyes that seriously kills my buzz. I still really don't know who the fuck she is other than the postings on this site . . . She was in Mean Girls? Mean Girls was pretty funny, I guess. I mean, it was no Bring It On or anything great like that, but whatever. Why is she famous? I know Brit used to have a nice-girl-on-the-brink-of-naughty thing going, you know, projecting like any of us could be the one to turn her (kinda shot now though, unless you want to "turn her" into a leprechaun, or just a leper), Paris has that whole spoiled/spoilt snotty bitch that would probably let you fuck thing, and even Nicole has that "I'm -better-than-you-because-I-don't-need-food angle. Could somebody explain Lindsay? She just seems like an aiight-figured freckly girl that would be cool if she was cool, but she's totally not. The flaming raging alcoholic coke-nosed psychopath fuck anything that looks like it might move persona has been completely overdone already by my ex. Perhaps I should send a letter to her rep?

Is it me or do her teeth look funny?? Like she popped in some fake teeth..

Apart from the titz, she's starting to look sort of run down and worn out.

Dear Product Support,

I am interested to see that you have changed your "Evian" water brand into a pure vodka brand. A smart move, and one Mr. Truth would appreciate had he a working liver.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Truth.

she needs to have her body sprayed in dior airflash makeup and
get a Brazilian wax
and a breast lift.
i am older then her i have bigger ( real) boobs and mine dont sag

and better shoes

not to all ladies dont pose in a swimsuit with out being waxed ................grose

she needs to stop inflating her lips, they are starting to look like an inner tube

Lindsay didn't give a fake name, her bodyguard in a different car did. Lindsay never even spoke to the woman. Read up on it before you just write stuff. Not that I like or defend Lindsay Lohan or anything, it just gives this woman's complaint more credibility if its portrayed accurately in the media.

Lindsey is not the brightest bulb in the box, and way out of control, but she does have a pretty sweet body. She has some meat on her bones, and even though they are fake, they are right sized breasticles.

What's that dark horizontal line between her titties and belly button? Cosmetic surgery scar?

I agree with #2. This chick annoys the crap out of me, but good God she has beautiful tits. She needs to regain credibility by appearing topless in her next movie. What? Stop staring at me like that...

id hit it. ...but only in the mouth. i dont want to catch anything, or miss out on why shes called 'Chesty La Rue'.

Reading all your comments make me laugh. I guess being 5'7" and 118lbs makes someone a fat pig. Yes she's a skanky, nasty ho. But she's not fat and she's not ugly. I'll bet most of you are though!

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and keep it there for a while..I bet it would like it
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GOD she is hideous.

Her smile isn't as sincere as usual...there's something wrong.
Probably the whole jail thing?
Anyway, I miss her flowing red hair. It was beautiful.

durbin, she's about 5'4 and 118 pounds. she's not 5'7. lolllll. they originally had her at 5'2 cuz she musta been slouching and she had them change it to 5'7 the next day roflcopter BIG DIFFERENCE

oh and picture 4 shows her surgery scar under the left tittie. that solves that debate....

@ 112: is it actually the right boob? Anyway, you're fucking good. Still, there will be some stupid fucks who will debate it anyway...

She's got some well droopy swingers for a girl her age.

The blue bikini emphasizes anything ugly about her. She should burn that one.

come see uncle otto.......he will take away all the hurt

she is a liar! and she thinks america is an idiot. with that ankle bracelet, she doesn't drink right? WRONG! how it works? it detects the alchol in her sweat. since she didn't have to wear it by force, it alerts her lawyer, not the court! so she drinks as much as she wants and expects that your a dumbass who thinks she's an angel!

Ankle bracelet????????? She's being tagged by the police so she won't escape. Most on parole wear them.

blow me, whore

blow me, whore

Wow... she looks such a WHORE.
what happened, i think she used to be very pretty once.
Sex and drugs have destroyed this girl.

O_o Where'd her pale skin, freckles and red hair go? She doesn't even look like Lindsey Lohan anymore.