Jul 5 2007Lindsay Lohan celebrates her independence
Like all great Americans, Lindsay Lohan celebrated Independence Day by getting in a bikini and lounging around a Malibu beach house. I'm not even sure if she's in rehab anymore. She says she is, but she's constantly leaving to attend parties and go roller blading. She might as well claim to be attending space camp and Harvard Medical School as well, since she spends just as much time there.
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1. gatorgirl - July 5, 2007 10:59 AM
Who's the guy? Kinda cute in his first picture, very nice abs!!!
2. Fumus - July 5, 2007 10:59 AM
First!!
3. Fumus - July 5, 2007 11:00 AM
Awww fuck you gatorgirl.
4. Justin - July 5, 2007 11:00 AM
shes so lame.......... FIRECROTCH
5. MassGrrl - July 5, 2007 11:03 AM
Well, she looks better anyway.
6. Danklin24 - July 5, 2007 11:04 AM
Now now Mr fish, for all you know this could be a party with her family, minus her coke-head mother and jail bird father. No need to jump to conclusions.
7. ssdd - July 5, 2007 11:05 AM
Pic 13 ..is that a tall can of beer or what? .. ..Having a cig and a beer looks like to me..
8. Pirhan - July 5, 2007 11:06 AM
What the hell is with her stomach? Ugh.
9. wiinja - July 5, 2007 11:07 AM
that's a can of Diet Rockstar in pic 13... but a spliff, not a cigarette
10. kt - July 5, 2007 11:09 AM
her stomach is always bloated.
11. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 11:11 AM
Is that dude with no nose her security blanket? Like a gay human woobie?
12. Texas Tranny - July 5, 2007 11:16 AM
@11.....LOL
But, really I'd love to tit fuck this bitch and cum on her face. Yummy.
Nice outfit.
13. Jimmy - July 5, 2007 11:16 AM
If you just cut off the head the reat of the body looks pretty good.
14. xie - July 5, 2007 11:17 AM
I'm really digging the whole "leaving the fly open on your 1980s bleached jean cut offs because your stomach is so bloated that you can't button them anymore" look.
15. kp - July 5, 2007 11:18 AM
her ta-tas look nice! oh i cant wait for her to get out of rehab. i'm sick of trainwreck britney. at least blohan looks good while fn up.
16. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 11:21 AM
what's in the can with the star on it in the first picture, last row?
17. Michelle Double D - July 5, 2007 11:24 AM
Her Independance needs more support.
18. Michelle Double D - July 5, 2007 11:24 AM
Her Independance needs more support.
19. Texas Tranny - July 5, 2007 11:24 AM
@16, looks like Lone Star Beer.
20. penni - July 5, 2007 11:25 AM
she's looking better to me. more meat on the skin, not so anorexic looking. i wish she'd go back to being a redhead though.
21. miss oblivious - July 5, 2007 11:26 AM
the assless wonder looks like a freakin weathered porn star celebrating her 40th birthday.
22. Hecubus - July 5, 2007 11:26 AM
What's the point in bikini pictures ? Why is everywhere flooded with them now ? I really don't get it. The bits you want to see are still covered up, they may as well be wearing a burka. Bores the Hell outta me.
23. It's just me - July 5, 2007 11:27 AM
Lorenzo Lamas is that you!?!?
She looks like she could sniff her own belly button
24. MRhappyPANTS - July 5, 2007 11:28 AM
I'd still bang her.....still the best looking of the bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25. Peter - July 5, 2007 11:29 AM
Gotta love Bikini Picutes. If you dont like - surf away :)
26. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 11:31 AM
TT---*GASP!!!!!* IMPOSSIBLE! SHE'S RECOVERING!
It really does look like the Lone Star logo. Maybe that explains that face she's making that screams, FUCK I'M BUSTED!
27. Texas Tranny - July 5, 2007 11:44 AM
@26, it sure does look that way. tee hee
Still, I'd love for her to "take-me" with a nice big strap-on dildo, while I sucked her boyfriend off. Yummy
28. Kimberly Daniel - July 5, 2007 11:48 AM
If you enlarge the picture that's all the way down to the left, where Lindsay is with her boy-toy, you can see that behind his right arm is Lindsay's hand with.......
DUM DUM DUM
A can of beer! How shocking!
No, but Lindsay wouldn't do that, it must be an ALIEN IMPERSONATOR
29. Chauncey Gardner - July 5, 2007 11:49 AM
Have you ever sat back and really looked at the world and the people in it? Can you remove yourself from your own humanity and really appreciate the silliness of valuing celebrities? They're really no different from you and me. Because, at the end of the day, we're just a walking stack of carbon atoms that answers to a name, a mobile shit and baby factory, that functions solely to pass on our DNA for generations to come. And, yet, we elevate these people - these *things* - to the heavens. And for what? Because they appear in movies? TV? Music? Lindsay Lohan would basically have to become a scientist and/or an astronaut before I'd give her any credit for being an exemplary human being, and worthy of all the attention she gets. Until then, she's just another disgusting multi-cellular organism creating foulness wherever she goes.
30. polypam - July 5, 2007 11:51 AM
I'd rather see Nick & Vanessa shagging than this piece of trash in her booty shorts and beer belly.
31. krazihottherbiefrog - July 5, 2007 11:52 AM
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32. fuckingmorons - July 5, 2007 11:54 AM
IT IS A CAN OF DIET ROCKSTAR YOU BRAIN DEAD FUCKING MORONS DUN DUN DUN
33. lambman - July 5, 2007 11:57 AM
she looks pretty fantastic in this pics I think. For some reason this time around the blond hair looks good on her....also not doing drugs every day does wonders for your appearance.
I think she's just sleeping at rehab because she's homeless, wasn't she kicked out of her apt not long ago? I guess it keeps her from staying out all night doing drugs, pretty good system...do what you want all day, go back to rehab at night
34. missmint - July 5, 2007 11:57 AM
At least she has had a decent spray tan this time...an very slight improvement on the bloated freckle covered white mess we normally have to look at.
35. Lux - July 5, 2007 11:58 AM
29: Bravo, Bravo!
36. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 12:00 PM
Sheesh....settle down, #32....excuse us....you see we didn't recognize the can of diet Rockstar because we don't drink stuff with names as irretrievably fucking GAY as Diet Rockstar!
37. veggi - July 5, 2007 12:02 PM
Texas Tranny, we could do without your disgusting assfucking fetish talk.
38. EZ - July 5, 2007 12:02 PM
White bikinis hide stains.
39. veggi - July 5, 2007 12:06 PM
TT, sorry, I'm a little crabby this morning because last night my girlfriend "forgot" the lube - again - for her strapon. I don't mind a little unspoken S&M every now and then, but this is getting ridiculous. And I'm tired of buying family-sized EraPlus to get the bloodstains out of my panties...
40. jrztrash - July 5, 2007 12:06 PM
no jersey trash mommy you drink gallons of guido sperm from your trashy fucking jersey husband, you can shut your worthless cunt mouth now because lets face it 3 dollars is to much for you to spend on anything let alone a drink, your idiot kid probably needs some attention now.
41. Guido Sperm - July 5, 2007 12:09 PM
Hey, I'm a premium drink, everybody knows that!
42. jrzmommy - July 5, 2007 12:10 PM
Wassamatter #40....not coping well since Bob Barker left the Price is Right?
43. Texas Tranny - July 5, 2007 12:14 PM
@39...It's ok, I like it when powerful women put me in my place. I'd take a spanking too, if you like.
White does hide SOME stains, but not all. tee hee
44. kristen - July 5, 2007 12:16 PM
never in my life would i thought i would say this...but she actually doesnt look THAT bad...not saying she looks good just saying not THAT bad
45. awesome - July 5, 2007 12:20 PM
guido sperm for gimmick account of the year please
46. veggi - July 5, 2007 12:25 PM
truly brilliant. And by brilliant, I mean go fuck yourself.
47. Jimbo - July 5, 2007 12:30 PM
Who the fuck is this troll. It has been trolling me and FRIST for the last two day. Now it is on to Veggie and Jrzmommy. Fucking get a life
48. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - July 5, 2007 12:37 PM
She's back in rehab within 2 months. bet on it. this time she may OD. No way she stays sober.
Nice flapjacks BTW. She's going to be a saggy mess in the very near future.
49. your momma - July 5, 2007 12:38 PM
hey you guys, whose turn is it to give SLOTH his baby ruth!!!!!
50. my comment - July 5, 2007 12:42 PM
She won't live past 30.
51. costamar - July 5, 2007 12:57 PM
Shit, I must say the skank looks good.
52. Lonestar - July 5, 2007 1:32 PM
Reach for the silver star lilo!! How ridiculously white trash!! eww! canned light beer! you be the judge...
http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/rockstar/rockstar-diet.jpg
http://brd.erf.net/lonestar/dillo.jpg
53. rosie's mustach - July 5, 2007 1:36 PM
#29. I applaud you.
Thank God someone else sees it that way.
The only thing worse than these piece of shit celebrities are the idiots who worship them.
54. jacknasty - July 5, 2007 1:40 PM
#29 - take a look at the title of the website your on, look that word up in the dictionary...then stop crying like a baby
55. teeteetdot - July 5, 2007 2:06 PM
Nice f'ing 80th flats, and nice f'ing fake tits you firecrotch.
56. britt - July 5, 2007 2:26 PM
Screw lindsay, that guy next to her in the last row of pics is soooo sexy...i dont belive hes screwing crack wholre lindsay, and if he is, then she is lucky...what a hUNK
57. Chauncey Gardner - July 5, 2007 2:50 PM
#29,
"Crying"? About what? The website is about tearing these celebufucks down. I think you might be the guy that doesn't get it.
58. Chauncey Gardner - July 5, 2007 2:54 PM
D'oh!
#57 was aimed at #54.
59. loha - July 5, 2007 2:55 PM
nice abs??? maybe hilarys not this belly poppin thing
60. redsonja1313 - July 5, 2007 2:57 PM
I don't think she is fat but she needs to learn to stand up straight, she looks likes she has scholeossis or is sway backed or 3 months preggers!!
61. Bored Again - July 5, 2007 3:10 PM
I'd fuck her in a heartbeat. Sexiest piece of puss to come out stateside in years.
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63. xine - July 5, 2007 3:30 PM
lindsay lohan isn't bloated in these photos, and it's not as if she hasn't worked out (we've seen those photos of her coming out of gyms and taking hikes and staying active!). i have a stomach like that too - it's absolutely genetic. ab exercises only minimize the pooch (that's what i call it) but it's never going to go away. not all people are born with flat stomachs or jutting hip bones.
64. Pikachelsea - July 5, 2007 3:35 PM
Nice freakin' beer gut on Blohan... what a tard.
Oh, and #29 was the best comment I have ever seen on this site. You summed up all of our seething disgust for celebrities perfectly.
65. George clooney - July 5, 2007 3:40 PM
I HOPE SHE FALLS AGAIN IN COCAINE BECAUSE IS FUNNY SEE A AMERICAN SHITEATER WOMAN DOING THE STUPID WITH HIS CAR AND KILLING SOME AMERICAN LITTLE BASTARDS..
66. LeeRoy - July 5, 2007 3:51 PM
Jimbo, bring that guy that you call George Clooney over here. His old boyfriend wants to suck his dick. He said that George loves gay sex and is willing to pay for it if he has to. Call me.
67. George Clooney - July 5, 2007 4:31 PM
I am sorry for being so mean. I love America. Everyone wishes that they had a little piece of dirt there to call their own.
68. Hollywood Agent - July 5, 2007 5:11 PM
She looks really cute again. It must be because her evil stage mother is no where to be seen.
69. allyrising - July 5, 2007 8:51 PM
Evian backwards is "naive".
70. kitty_kat - July 5, 2007 11:56 PM
I think she looks great.
71. frenchie - July 6, 2007 1:14 AM
Nice boiler.
She really shouldn't be wearing close toed flats with those spotted tree stumps.
72. cate - July 6, 2007 4:36 AM
Okay, i hate to defend her, but she looks good here.
But i cant help myself...
CAPTION PICTURE # TEN:
"Hey guys, hey everyone!!!! Look at me!! I'm drinking water!! LOook, look!!!!!!!!"
73. Vicki - July 6, 2007 4:59 AM
Her posture is so bad she looks pregnant in some of these pictures.
74. jemfysh - July 6, 2007 8:43 AM
Anyone else notice these white bikini tops are the exact same design as the navy blue ones from the day before?? I don't understand why she'd buy two pairs when they just make her boobs look saggy...
75. dmz - July 6, 2007 12:03 PM
she looks like her mom... age and all
76. kahvi - July 6, 2007 12:06 PM
There's nothing wrong with her stomach, it's just that she has HORRIBLE posture. If she would just stand up straight, she'd look a thousand times better. If she keeps standing like that, she's going to be a humpbacked old woman someday.
77. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 7, 2007 11:21 AM
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78. herbiefrog - July 8, 2007 12:50 PM
i spy...
...with our little eye : )
aliana babe : )
have a great life babe )
79. erin yo - July 8, 2007 6:48 PM
umm yeahh that evian bottle does NOT contain water. c'mon we have ALL heard of lindsays vodka in a water bottle stunt before
80. scrogg - July 9, 2007 8:01 AM
mmmm nice tits
81. herbiefrog - July 9, 2007 6:41 PM
mmm... quiet : )
so... write...
you are not ready
for the truth
that is your shame rather than ours
how to deal with a charlie?
face it
stand up to it
understand that it is wrong
wghat?
82. Rev. O.J. Flow - July 11, 2007 3:30 PM
Say what you will, her tits look fantastic this week. :)
83. dan - July 11, 2007 4:09 PM
hot as fucking hell. a hot redhead? rare. look at those tits! 20 years old! i would fuck this chick so hard she'd be squirting for a week.
this superficial anti-hot-chick bullshit is getting fucking BORING. like listening to my little sister and her friends bicker and drag some anonymous little bitch they know through the gossip gauntlet.
don't you guys have berries to pick and like huts to get sticks for and kids to tend? why don't you leave the big 20 yr old hot tits delivery system we call "the internet" to the boys?
84. dan - July 11, 2007 4:11 PM
and "BEERBELLY"!?
if that girl's standing relaxed and that's how "beerbelly" her belly is i would never stop fucking this girl. what in the fuck is wrong with you people.
85. Darrell - July 11, 2007 5:17 PM
Chill out folks that's not a beer she's holding, it's a rockstar energy drink, I know because I drink them all the time. And yes that's a cigarette in the other hand. Her body is looking somewhat better than it was while she was in rehab. Just wondering when she's gonna except Heff's offer to pose in playboy?
86. Darrell - July 11, 2007 5:17 PM
Chill out folks that's not a beer she's holding, it's a rockstar energy drink, I know because I drink them all the time. And yes that's a cigarette in the other hand. Her body is looking somewhat better than it was while she was in rehab. Just wondering when she's gonna except Heff's offer to pose in playboy?
87. Tony - July 12, 2007 4:07 AM
Damn Lindsay has some nice tits.
88. coco - July 14, 2007 5:51 AM
she looks great
89. coco - July 14, 2007 5:52 AM
her stomach looks a bit weird but everything else looks pritty good