Jul 23 2007Lindsay Lohan bikini sunbathing
Lindsay Lohan was spotted sunbathing at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu yesterday. Which isn't really news, but nothing else is happening today so this is pretty much all we've got to work with. I could Photoshop a dinosaur into there or something. Then it'd be "Lindsay Lohan fights a dinosaur in her bikini." Exciting!

Reader Comments
1. so2315 - July 23, 2007 1:21 PM
1st!!!
2. Karina - July 23, 2007 1:21 PM
haha.
3. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 1:23 PM
Get a top that fits better, bitch. We'll be hearing about her battling skin cancer in about 5-10 years, and becoming a spokesperson for Coppertone for Copperheads.
Poor, poor petri-dish whore.
4. Megs - July 23, 2007 1:24 PM
you posted this story twice
5. rolled jimmy - July 23, 2007 1:27 PM
#20 - ass f**k
6. Lucky#13 - July 23, 2007 1:28 PM
She lost some of her flabs... I think.
7. Pirhan - July 23, 2007 1:31 PM
Bring on the TRex!
8. adeliza - July 23, 2007 1:34 PM
Check out the 3rd to the last pic. Who's that nasty old man with the hairy back?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
9. Jimbo - July 23, 2007 1:40 PM
Man, I'd so hit that in a sec. And all it would take is a sec. Then I'd fall asleep, and do it again in my dreams. Yeeeee!!!
10. Bern - July 23, 2007 1:45 PM
Somebody replaced Lindsay Lohan with a reasonably cute girl whose boobs are looking fairly decent, the bastard.
11. haroof - July 23, 2007 1:47 PM
What I would do to those milkbags....
12. p0nk - July 23, 2007 1:48 PM
Lindsay doesn't do much for me but that little girl next to her makes me rock hard.
13. #1hater - July 23, 2007 1:50 PM
So when's she going to jail...????
14. my comment - July 23, 2007 1:51 PM
She is made of cheese. Velveeta.
15. veggi - July 23, 2007 1:57 PM
where am I? and how come number 6 can't count?
16. lapet - July 23, 2007 2:00 PM
That's it Lindsay. Sunbathe that youth away. Oh, and number 9? I can guarantee that in five years, the only thing you will want to hit that thing with is a sledge hammer.
17. FREAKFLAG - July 23, 2007 2:02 PM
Those freckled fun bags are gonna make some guest of the California penal system verrrry happy.
18. lapet - July 23, 2007 2:03 PM
That's it Linday, sunbathe that youth away. Oh, and #9? In five years the only thing you will want to hit that thing with is a sledgehammer.
19. wedgeone - July 23, 2007 2:15 PM
Obviously some comment between #2 and #5 got pulled, since everyone who has been reply to previous posts looks like a dork now.
If you're going to Photoshop a dinosaur in here, use the one from Jurassic Park I, where the T-Rex grabbed a hold of the dude on the crapper & ate him. Replace the dude with LiLo, and we'll all rejoice.
20. miss oblivious - July 23, 2007 2:20 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I was so happy to see Lindsay Lohan! Anything to stop being exposed to Madonna and her granny guns everytime I checked the site for new updates! Ugh! Nasty! I like Lindsay's bikini, its cute. But when the heck are these chics gonna get a clue that bellyrings (and tanning!) are SO over.! And she sure is wrinkly for a 21 year old! Ah, good, healthy livin'! HA!
21. Lux - July 23, 2007 2:21 PM
Why does she even bother tanning? She's a redhead. She doesn't tan, just gets more freckly.
22. penacka - July 23, 2007 2:23 PM
she doesn't look horrible in these pictures.
not good, but not horrible.
i miss her red hair.
23. ashrock - July 23, 2007 2:24 PM
What is that huge gross lesion on her right shoulder blade in pic #18???
:|
24. daguz - July 23, 2007 2:25 PM
hmmm.. Butt-pick... fork... unwashed hands.. skank.
25. Italian Stallion - July 23, 2007 2:26 PM
She's gonna look real cool when her tan stops at her ankles..........
26. Lux - July 23, 2007 2:27 PM
Why does she even bother tanning? She's a redhead. She doesn't tan, just gets more freckly.
27. Christ on a Crotch - July 23, 2007 2:27 PM
LUX, and it's just going to get worse and worse as she gets older. If she doesn't work out and keeps tanniing, she's have fold upon fold of loose, freckly, unkempt skin all over.
28. norton - July 23, 2007 2:39 PM
While we can be relatively confident that Linds has at least one communicable disease.... she sure has a nice rack.
29. leelee - July 23, 2007 2:39 PM
lame ass hat. Where did she get it? Ralphs for five dollars?
30. leelee - July 23, 2007 2:40 PM
lame ass hat. Where did she get it? Ralphs for five dollars?
31. norton - July 23, 2007 2:42 PM
@#23 - The first of many lesions perhaps? When you take that many oral deposits your risk increases magnificently.
32. Andover - July 23, 2007 2:45 PM
At least she has big tits and isn't a blimp. Unlike Mandy Moore (on both counts).
33. Meatus - July 23, 2007 2:47 PM
I'd hit it. But only if the other 2 girls are thrown into the mix also. I guess we'll need a very private room...
34. adeliza - July 23, 2007 2:52 PM
#20- Belly rings are not out!
35. Rezz - July 23, 2007 2:54 PM
She may be a trashbag whore, but them tities are still looking proper.
36. Bite Me! - July 23, 2007 2:55 PM
I love the last 3 pics of her picking her ass. Or is she pushing the panty liner back up her cum dripping ass?
37. nyc - July 23, 2007 2:59 PM
implants???
those look bigger
38. damon - July 23, 2007 3:00 PM
since when do u lose weight in rehab and come out with bigger cans. i think she for sure got some bigger implants in rehab. i was wondering why she suddenly appeared after three weeks. remember? they were getting a little floppy. i hate this whore.
39. nyc - July 23, 2007 3:00 PM
implants???
those look bigger
40. ashla - July 23, 2007 3:04 PM
21... and 26, lol: i'm guessing what she's hoping will happen is the freckles will multiply uncontrollably (hmmm, kinda like cancer) until they all blend together turning her into one giant freckle. then she'll look.... tan?
41. hollywoodgirls.tv - July 23, 2007 3:13 PM
She looks good
42. hollywoodgirls.tv - July 23, 2007 3:13 PM
She looks good!
43. Lowlands - July 23, 2007 3:14 PM
Looks like she's expecting any moment an hot and steamy dinner (last picture).
44. Duce - July 23, 2007 3:18 PM
When do you think Hugh Hefner will offer her money she cant refuse to show them tits off... i wanna motor boat them till i pass out.
45. polypam - July 23, 2007 3:27 PM
Her stripper movie comes out Friday and I saw 1 ad on TV for it. She hasn't even done any interviews about it. Guess the production company isn't wasting its money on promoting a movie they know is going to bomb.
46. havoc - July 23, 2007 3:37 PM
So she got tits in rehab?
huh.....
.
47. Bite Me! - July 23, 2007 3:51 PM
It looks like the right fun bag is bigger than the left. I think she went to Tits-r-Us for her boob job. Buy one C and get a B for free
48. Bite Me! - July 23, 2007 3:52 PM
It looks like the right fun bag is bigger than the left. I think she went to Tits-r-Us for her boob job. Buy one C and get a B for free
49. wanks - July 23, 2007 4:04 PM
this is the best ive ever seen her look in a bikini...damn those are some nice tits!!
50. miss oblivious - July 23, 2007 4:18 PM
#34...you're probably just saying that because you have one. Anyways, look at the celebs that do...skeevy skanks and hasbeens.
51. darockwilder - July 23, 2007 4:25 PM
#10 Bern, I just checked the boob shots for the first time in a while.
Fucking hilarious dude. You rock!
52. Clem - July 23, 2007 4:25 PM
Actually she doesn't look completely disgusting here.
Give it time though.
53. Bern - July 23, 2007 4:30 PM
51 - Thanks, dude. I've scaled back the shameless promotion just to see what would actually happen. It's basically cut my views by half. That kinda sucks, but I'm psyched that so many people end up coming without it.
54. herbiefrog - July 23, 2007 4:49 PM
freckles : )
ooo... did we say too much ?
love babe )
55. darockwilder - July 23, 2007 4:49 PM
53 dude Bern I'll do it for you!
GO SEE BERN'S BOOB SHOTS! CLICK HIS LINK AND FIND THEM!
56. Bern - July 23, 2007 4:52 PM
Ha. Thanks dude. But I've actually been trying to not do that. I started to realize that I shouldn't be abusing the privilege of being able to post a link.
I can never spell privilege right. I don't know what I would do if it weren't for spell check.
57. The Superficial's Official Spokesmodel - July 23, 2007 5:33 PM
Ummm, Bern, dude, look...this aint Masterpiece Theater going on here, ok? Feel free to shout out promotions for your site. Think of it this way - you're worried about etiquette on a site where krazihottkelli posts 10 times in each thread and doesn't get site-blocked (or, preferably, beheaded).
58. ssdd - July 23, 2007 5:33 PM
Nasty freckled fucked up mess of a skank.
Unfuckingbelievable.
59. The Cancer - July 23, 2007 5:47 PM
Yeah redheads burn easily. I think she needs some nice man made lotion squirted onto those bad boys and rubbed in good and deep.
#16: Why try to deny us our 5 good years? After that, all you girls can skin her and make boots out of her. Until then, lay of Lindsey and them fine tatas.
60. MinnaPaws - July 23, 2007 6:07 PM
that back of hers just looks nasty in pic # 18. I just get the creeps looking at that. Seems like she's in trouble for cancer.
SHe was much cuter in the Parent Trap. Her greedy ass parents should've stopped her career there. But how could they? They are nothing but real trailer trash making off their daughter. I read that Linsday's mom is making out big time with all the sex she's giving out.
As the old saying goes, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Bet in five years, no one will want this skank and her mom for anything except to clean their house.
61. sapphire - July 23, 2007 6:39 PM
OK first of all, why is she picking at her ass with a fork in her hand, and second of all what's that big scab on her right shoulder, was that an accident from one of her more sober moments?
62. eaglepupil - July 23, 2007 6:44 PM
Dude! You didn't hear about this yet? http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4136013a1860.html
She parades around naked and then gets irate that someone steals naked photos off her cpu (and I thought I was weird)!!
63. cl - July 23, 2007 7:30 PM
they look over inflated-ha pearl necklace
64. boogmeister - July 23, 2007 7:45 PM
I'd still do her!
65. George - July 23, 2007 7:54 PM
What is the Polaroid Beach House ?
Beach Club, spray tanning salon, digital photo studio, child day-care ?
Please post if anyone knows ?
66. fiona cortázar - July 23, 2007 8:00 PM
What the hell is going on with her right foot toes??? Didn't you guys notice??? Some of her toes have nail polish BELOW THEM, it seems like they are twisted in some grotesque way! EEEEEw
67. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦krazihottkelli♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ - July 23, 2007 8:12 PM
thoze fuckin titz R fuckin fake.........
how can zhe ztand that foreign
objextz in her zkin,,,fuck...makez me zick...
her belly lookz zmaller than rehab picz....
zhez ztill an ugly coke, drunk , oxi-cotin freak....
zhe'll never get over the oxi=z...good az dead...
68. Trott Felipe - July 23, 2007 8:56 PM
When did she get those boobers back? Holla!
69. Violet Sin - July 23, 2007 9:26 PM
No, it's not real news, but I'd kind of wonder what was going on with TS if we actually went an entire week without any Lindsay Lohan.
70. Kelli da retard - July 23, 2007 9:45 PM
Hey bitches, bla hum paz drz ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
plo grippe zreg spiz
pli so raz zpaz gliy
zip diz xim fum fo shu bit
mil fa bo ro coz xo pluz
flim flam zuc zoot plimzy wimzy ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
Thus concludes my opinion on the theory of metasystem transitions.
71. Shammy - July 23, 2007 10:02 PM
#70 ... what? Sorry we don't speak dumbass here, you might have to clarify.
72. panda - July 23, 2007 10:12 PM
shes fine ins these pics,say the truth guys =@
73. Winnie - July 23, 2007 10:22 PM
She looks like shes growing cysts all over her back!
74. justifiable - July 23, 2007 11:20 PM
#67 Kelli, you fucking moron, you are the last person who should be talking about objects under the skin that make people sick. Let's have you surgically removed!
75. Boogie - July 23, 2007 11:23 PM
God damn, she actually looks pretty fucking good.
76. gerard Vandenberg - July 23, 2007 11:58 PM
Your TITS grew dramaticly BIGGER in just three weeks, HOW COME?
77. matt - July 24, 2007 12:55 AM
Lohan dropping game on little girls.
78. ciec - July 24, 2007 6:52 AM
Lindsay has pretty breast. www.motoworld.info
79. HotDogger - July 24, 2007 7:02 AM
I'd love to play connect the dots with my spooge.
80. Stickman - July 24, 2007 7:51 AM
What happened here? Lohan looks hot. My belief system has just come crashing down about my ears.
81. Stickman - July 24, 2007 7:53 AM
@ #70 - funny! :D
82. my comment - July 24, 2007 9:08 AM
*BREAKING*
Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI for Second Time in Less Than a Year
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
BEVERLY HILLS, California — Pop tart Lindsay Lohan was busted for DUI early Tuesday in the second time in less than a year, TMZ is reporting.
The troubled 21-year-old actress’ arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, Calif., near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to the gossip site.
Lohan had just checked out of rehab earlier this month and a few days later surrendered to police over a drinking-related car crash she had in May.
83. Ooba Gooba - July 24, 2007 10:09 AM
Busted again for DUI and possession of cocaine.........hey Dina, still think your daughter is in "an amazing place"???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
84. lulu - July 24, 2007 10:41 AM
it must be SO hard to snort cocaine to stay skinny. too bad there isn't a legal way to do that!
85. Danielle - July 24, 2007 1:11 PM
WTF's on her back in the 3rd to last pic? Gross...
86. Bling - July 24, 2007 2:40 PM
#1--Her tits are just to the point of crying for attention. I mean, come the fuck on...REAL MEN are happier with REAL TITS. And if that sounds like jealousy, then you need to check yourself.
#2--While tanning in itself I don't have a problem with, I do have to tell you about a certain red headed cuz of mine that is battling malignant cancer because of days in the sun and tanning bed right now. She's only 24.
#3--Give is up LiLo...Oops...too late. :p
87. blugardenia - July 24, 2007 5:48 PM
her drastic change in her 'body by bump' from last week was a clue.
88. TOM - July 28, 2007 3:56 PM
WHERE IS THE PICTURE OF HER STANDING SHOWING HER LEGS SHE LOOKS SEXY IN THAT PICTURE THESE PIC OF HER LYING DOWN ARE BORING
89. 007 - October 20, 2008 5:16 AM
She is so fucking hot and i would do her anyday! Her tits are fucking hudge!!!!