Jul 24 2007Lindsay Lohan back in rehab

I love that she still has her AA tags hanging proudly from her rear-view mirror. She's one classy broad.

First ?

The countdown begins for the ANS ending to LinLo..

Lindsay Lohan was found dead at the casting of her newest film, the Plastics. Go here for the facts!! http://host-a-murder.com/meangirls.html

As if the bracelet is an issue at this point. Hee........you'd think that fucking thing would have just exploded, essentially, at this point.

Life is tough.
But it is tougher when you are really stupid like Blohan

The cartoon character is wearing the same top as LL is wearing in the pics below.

...do u think paris is super jealous and planning HER next move?

I just read this out of OK! Magazine:

"Sgt. Shane Talbot tells OK! the actress was allegedly chasing another car in a white Lexus SUV around the parking lot of Santa Monica Civic Auditorium (located next to the police station) before she was arrested."

What a stupid fucking bitch. I know she was drunk, but chasing another car in a parking lot NEXT to the police station?!?!?!?!?

What were they doing? Pretending to play bumper cars, or was she all jacked up on road rage thinking she was gonna kick someone's ass?

Geez.....chasing another car in a parking lot....at 130am........next to the police station.
That's a classic.

The cartoon character looks like a man. She's a man, baby! Yeah.

Um. Eighth!

What a stupid bitch....this kid has just completely fucked away what was once a promising career...the people who introduced her to cocaine should be shot....not that I was ever a fan, aside from the Parent Trap, but I know several people who would kill to have these opportunities in life and wouldn't piss them away...such a complete waste! LoBlow is a stain on the ass of humanity...and we need to bleach those tightie whites....

what cartoon character...huh?

In order to relapse, don't you have to be cured first? Her career: Game over, man, game over!!!

damn. tenth. i suck.

What's really depressing about all this is that we now have to wait for Lindsay's confessional autobiography (once she learns how to write - I guess she could hire Britney's web copywriter) and the subsequent Lifetime movie version in which she stars as herself. Followed by a career-ending series of emotional characters she'll play in made-for-TV movies for the likes of Lifetime, Hallmark, and Oxygen.

i think she should have gotten arrested for prostitution.. to promote her new movie. .the DUI coke thing is soooo played out..

ha

I anxiously await what her skank mother has to say about all this......you know she's pissed because her reality show just went flying out the window. Now she's going to have to figure out another way to whore her other two kids out.

Oh Dina, come out wherever you are..........

Does she think going back to rehab will impress the court, like that joke sobriety anklet? Sorry Lindsay, you're a shoe in for at least 6 months time in prison now!

The police must have patiently waited for her to fix her face. Talk about a before and after transformation. Hey LiLo, snort less shit up your nose and you might even look as young as 30 without make up.

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...maybe the cartoon character is the assistant that quit. #16 is right...DINA is the real problem

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Also because humans occupy the provisionally most advanced level in the hierarchy of metasystems.

i like turtles........

@#15 lol

#19 Yes! It was wicked, I finished it yesterday morning.

The marketing dept. for Promises is scrambling right now. Not a very good track record with past clients. Britney, melting down, probably hours from being back in rehab herself. Lohan, just a total fucking mess. If I was in Promises right now, I'd be demanding my $40,000 back and checking the fuck out of there. Biggest problem is these girls are surrounded by shitheads that enable them. Like Loho's attornery's comments. Does he really expect us to believe she's been monitored daily? Who was monitoring her when she was in vegas trying to score some X? That cost her her latest movie deal. This latest episode might just cost her an entire career. That would suck though, just turning 21 and your partying days are technically over, and with all that money! I would want to kill myself.......

Her next move is to get herself knocked up like Nicole Richie, hoping to avoid any jail time.

rehab: the last refuge of a scoundrel......

Did anyone notice the cartoon character is wearing the same top lohan had on in the previous shots...

As amazing as Cheerz works for preventing hangover damage it is not intended for alcoholics. CheerzHangover.com

@#22. Huh?

if gets herself knocked up to avoid prison, she'll just end up having retarded, alaskan king crab-looking, drug damaged babies......and who needs to see that?

she'll be dead by the end of the year.

Poor Lindsay. I'd help her if she wasn't such a douchebag...but then again, i wouldn't help her. I'm just gonna sit here and watch her crack herself up 'til there's not a breath left in her tiny body...whatever that thing is.

Did anyone ELSE notice that the LiLo and the Claymation Wonder switched shirts? LiLo is wearing the same shirt as the putty diva in the previous post.

Picture 3: Who's the hag?

Picture 5: The driver looks like Britney in better days. And I love the 30day keytag, so the papp's can see when they snapps her pic.

What a dick!

(nice jeans tho!)

19: I finished it on Sunday. It was awesome!

22: I LIKE TOITLES, TOOOO.

I heard she's checking into the Betty Ford clinic.

Hey how come we're not talking about her tits anymore? Just cause she got arrested? What does that have to do with her tits?

What cartoon character? I'm lost. Turtles, I only like the caramel pecan ones.

Promises....yeah we promise to send you out unfixed so we can take more of your money.

Turtles are fine, but what have they ever done? Nothing for nobody. I prefer kittens.....fluffy frisky kittens!!

Lilo has given me all her leftover coke. It fills 2 suitcases. Since I can't snort it all myself. I'm having a party at Promises later on today. You are all invited to come on down, have a line and dream with me about gang banging our dreamgirl (boy or girl, its ok she does both). Come on down and thank you Lindsay.

that woman...she has a horse-face and bloho's top on. they did the switcheroo for the paps. come to think of it, horse-face is a close replica of bestest-friend mom - maybe they're relatives.
her mother should do hard time. all these celeb-bestest-friend-moms should be breaking rocks and scything dead weeds at Angola.
i like that the attorney calls it a 'vicious disease' - - is that what it's called, a disease? here's the cure then: don't touch drugs or booze. easy-shmeazy. it's more like a possession, man. and ... remember Exorcist? try getting a demon to leave you alone.

...i guess in hollywood it's considered "tacky" to be seen twice in the same outfit you are arrested in.

Promises got $40,000 for putting a fake alcohol detector on her ankle? I'm in the wrong department: who's with me for starting up a rehab facility? We can call it Pretend.

How do you afford your rock 'n roll lifestyle? --Cake, Motorcade of Generosity

How do you afford your Rock 'n Roll lifestyle? -Cake, Motorcade of Generosity

I thought Hollywood and LA was full of beautiful people? When did it turn into people with stained shirts and horrificly deformed faces ? I manage to eat and drink three, hell sometimes four times a day, and my shirts stay amazingly stain free!

Has someone played a trick and replaced all the drink ware in California with dribble glasses?

i find it strange that she enters rehab and leaves with bigger breast implants and lips, a skinnier body and the same old habits. i think she went in for some plastic surgery that tricky lilo. who's with me?

I bet $50 bucks the AA tags have been in her pussy at least once.

i saw a commercial for the Tyra Banks show where she was going to go to Promises to see what it was like. I should have watched the show, i wonder how they managed to make it look like a real rehab facility.

LOOK! Shes addicted to so much coke that it even falls from the sky where ever she goes....

PS who are we goign to laugh at when shes in jail for 6months-year.. therefore I suggest probation!!! yay!

PS for someone that does so much coke, I would have thought that she would be skinny.

The lady in the back is wearing Lindsay's old clothes. Take a look:

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-pop-killers-candids-04.jpg

48 finally someone getting back on topic whic is her tits!!
Isn't it?

rehabing lilo - - it must be like trying to harness a tornado or hurricane, or like that green ghost on Ghostbusters that kept gobbling food and booze and talking at the same time. he may have even belched and farted intermittently.

LOL at 49.

PS for someone that does so much coke, I would have thought that she would be skinny.

when is she going to OD? that's all i care about.

"Why does coke... suddenly appear....everytime....you are near........you long to be....in a rehab facility........."

check out the weird tranny shes got in that one pic. Dudes got sack.

Why is the cartoon chick wearing the same shirt Lindsay is in the the previous story? Do all celeb friends get the hand-me-downs from the day before?

what the hell is with all the stuff in the back of the car???
(see pic 9)

I'm sick to death of addiction being a disease. As soon as the dopefiends found out that alcoholism attaches itself to your organizm like a disease, they thought "Hey, we could claim that too. How are they gonna prove it?"

Hence, the "disease of addiction" was born. I'm sorry, but the only ones who can claim that is alkies and opiate addicts. Cocaine is a brain disease that goes away WHEN YOU STOP DOING IT AND TAKE SOME CONTROL!!!!

That's why I don't attend anymore.

"Wah, wah, wah, I can't take any reaponsibilty for my actions. My mommy didn't love me, my daddy diddled me, my dog was the favorite one, I have bi-polar disorder, I'm depressed, I was teased in school, I was raped, my uncle abused me, I was fat as a child, I started in show business too early."

While these are valid and terrible things to happen to people, they are not excuses. No excuses. I chose to try that shit and it ripped me a new asshole and now I'm done with it BECAUSE I HAVE PRIORITIES.

So don't gimme any shit. It's becasue of the American publics lack of accountabiltiy that we have Overeaters Anonymous, Sex Offenders Anonymous, Debtors Anonymous, ets, ad nauseam. Close the fridge, stop going to the track and leave the little kids alone, you fuckwads!!!

(Whew, I better smoke a joint after that one.)

Best advice for Lindsay?

Go ahead and make the porn NOW, before the Syphilis gets to your face. If you wait until you really need the money, it will be too late.

Give the girl a break. We let people like Lemmy dump piles of speed on the table during interviews and praise Pete Doherty for his Junkie fashion and alcoholic antics....so what is the difference for Lolo? She got arrested for a second DUI in only three months time, that sucks and she has to deal with the consequences. Leave it at that.

All in all, recovery isnt easy and relapse is expected again and again.Ask any serious addict.

Yeah, I'm thinking this isn't the best advertising for this Promises place......

LMAO!

The cartoon character is Dori Cooperman- the most trashtastic "socialite" ever to hail from NYC. She talks like a truckdriver and is so incredibly vulgar it's scary. She was found quilty of depositing a check she stole from her neighbor into her own bank account. When asked of her summer plans, she just told people that she was going to rehab. Classy.

Is it me, or is the shirt that LL's cartoon-character friend is wearing the same as the one that LL's wearing in the previous post. Linds and Brit seem to have a lot in common these days, right down to stealing clothes right off their friends' backs.

@ 65: Awwww, that's so sweet. You are the kindest, most compassionate recovering addict I've encountered.

So why are you here?

Shut up Caroline and go weep in your Cheerios.

#69, because she's not all there. (BWA HA HA HA)

#63 Better smoke two joints: they also get to live on disability off our tax dollars - free rent, free food, free medical care and all the drugs they can buy with the money they made from hooking or pawning your CD player they stole. If you get addicted to something you'll never have to do the 9-5.

werewolf: Dori Cooperman is purebred Jersey, baby. Don't do NYC like that, man.

"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.." (R.I.P. Bradley)

If any of those no talent whores had were nearly as talented as Bradley from Sublime, I'd feel for them. But they're not, yet they want to run with the big dogs.

#72, yeah, I forgot about that.

Anyone who knows Hudson County can attest to the whoring, child-popping, crack and heroin scrounging, Section-8 living, tax draining coozes that inhabit that place.

New Yorkers, move to Jersey and you'll know why we always made fun of them.

Jerseyites, this is a pre-empted apology.

I wanna see her swallow a knife.

I'm over this. 1/3 of this website is dedicated to LL.

Nothing to say really, just wanted try out my new name. Fuck you all.

I bet Britney Spears is relieved someone is more fucked up than she is. When will these celebs realize rehab doesn't work if you only go to save your image? You can't walk out the door into the same bars and party with the same friends. She didn't go a week without blow. She is the female Daniel Baldwin.

65 ... go fuck yourself.. and then .. well, go fuck yourself again, loser.

mrs.t - you are so right. Was maligning my own town. Forgive me, New York.

#80, Bwwa ha ha ha ha BURN!!!!!

65 did you hear that? You gonna let 80 talk to you like that?

70 hollaback, I think Brit and Lindsay are neck and neck. Lets see who crosses the Funeral line first.

tick-tock-tick-tock

Hey Caroline, I am sorry about her luck. Relapse sucks. Although I think I will feel less sorry the next she drinks and drives and kills someone. Bitch can't drive sober. I could give a fuck if she drinks or does drugs. She has the money to pay a driver. Innocent people shouldn't have to pay for her "addiction". Lets keep it in perspective. Drinking and driving is illegal for a reason.

Hey Caroline, I am sorry about her luck. Relapse sucks. Although I think I will feel less sorry the next time she drinks and drives and kills someone. Bitch can't drive sober. I could give a fuck if she drinks or does drugs. She has the money to pay a driver. Innocent people shouldn't have to pay for her "addiction". Lets keep it in perspective. Drinking and driving is illegal for a reason.

This is such fucking bullshit. I am so sick of seeing pea brained losers destroy their bodies. There are so many people who are sick out there through no fault of their own who would give anything for a normal life, who can't afford the medical treatment they need and then there are all these rich douchebags who smoke, drink, drug and binge themselves into poor health. It's fucking revolting. She can pay for the finest treatment for her little "disease". While life is hard for everyone and addiction is a serious psychological condition it's not a "disease" like finding out one day that you have a brain tumour or M.S. or a rare illness that's attacking your organs. There are so many diseases out there that destroy peoples lives and cause them to live with extreme pain everyday and no amount of "rehab" will ever change that.

I feel like that ugly woman is from a reality show, or something.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR ROSIE'S MOUSTACHE. (Thunderous, Humungous applause from LayDeeBug)

More, MORE~!!!!!!!

See post #63.

Hollaback (83, 84) hit the nail on the head. DUI laws weren't created 'cause some old guy in a stuffed shirt was bored one day. People die, and it's unfortunately usually not the person who's at fault.

Use the words "film completion bond" and "Lindsay Lohan" in a sentence without laughing! Anyone? Didn't think so!

That is the horse faced transvestite that she was seen hanging with at Pure in Las Vegas earlier this month. I think the creature is her dealer. How could she get caught with the drugs in her pocket anyway? You'd think a rich celebrity could afford to modify her car to have a secret stash compartment. And anybody with common sense knows better than to take the drugs into a police station. She is such a moron. I imagine her thinking was along the lines of "Oh crap the cops! I'll hide it in my pocket. They'll never look there."

#90 Drugs make you SMART! Yes, they do.

OK, what the hell? Why is it that these people are always wearing each other's clothes? See the "cartoon" person in the pic's shirt....now look at what Lindsay is wearing in the pics attached to the previous post. You would think with all the damn money floating around these people that they wouldn't have to share freaking clothes.

Ok, that's it, as soon as Blohan gets out of prison and S-Beers takes a nap, I soooo want to party with them. They must get all the good shit!!!!

this is getting sad now. I think she is honestly trying to turn her life around and she can't.
She used to be so hot, i hope she can straighten up and then take my cock in her mouth.

#65,

Who the fuck is "praising" Pete Doherty for being an addict? And, when was the last time anybody on the board besides you even thought about Lemmy???

she blew a .12...did she win anything for that....because that's quite impressive.

> ...informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has
> now been removed. She is safe...

as long as she's safe

...is all that really matters

#94 What makes you say that? She uses rehab to hide out in, and so far, avoid any prison time. She's paid for nothing yet in terns of consequences. When she can't get work at ALL and she's done some time for coke possession, then maybe it will finally sink in. It'll be too late by then, tho. Stupid, to squander everything away.

Lohab

Most normal kids -- even college age kids -- who do this kind of stuff have parents that beat their ass, cut off their cash, lock them in their rooms, and ban them from seeing their friends who were bad influences. They don't have the unlimited money or friends with money to go wherever they want and buy whatever drugs they want.

The kids that do this sort of stuff but don't wise up or have someone to slap some sense into them end up in and out of jail for most of their lives.

Lohan has zero supervision and accountability and the resources to go and do whatever she wants (same with Britney). There's no stopping them until they hit rock bottom or wind up dead.

Oh man don't let this kid have kids, our jails are filled enough as it is.

HAHAHAHAHA! I hope she drives her SUV off a cliff in Malibu Canyon next time.

is it considered a relapse if she never quit?

@63. You are SOOOO right on the money, by the way.

does she hang those sobriety chips there for irony? does she even know what irony is? bitch is almost as crazy as Britney... only difference is Britney is a retarded pig, and Lindsay is just retarded. i think they should just skip rehab and throw her in jail for a year. not the Pampered Princess Heaven jail that Paris got sent to, but real jail.

LiLo has the "chip" all alcoholics possess that allows 60% more acetaldehyde (a powerful muscle poison 30x more toxic than alcohol itself) to pass unfiltered through the liver than non-alcoholics who don't have this mutation. There's a pill that counteracts acetaldehyde toxicity before the damage is done, preventing not only hangovers but protecting against long term health threats like liver damage, cancer and Alzheimer's... in social drinkers. Can't do anything for the blow tho... CheerzHangover.com

Thanks lady bug.

As a young woman not much older than Lindsay I have so much trouble feeling sorry for this girl. I would never drink and drive I would rather loose my own life than put anyone else's life at risk.

But I don't really have to worry because I can't drive or drink or do drugs. We can barely afford my medical bills, so smack isn't really in my budget. My organs really couldn't handle any alchohol right now (and weighing so little it would be a disaster) and you can't drive when you have trouble walking anyway. I see all these people trashing their bodies everyday and it's infuriating. I used to love exercising 3 hours a day (you'd have to tell me to stop) but my heart can take it now and I would give anything to just be able to work out for one more day like I used to. So when I hear people say "oh I hate working out" or "it's so hard to eat healthy" I just want to scream.

The medical system is clogged up with people who have litteraly made their own beds there and it isn't fair to the rest of us. Imagine a medical system without those who damage their own bodies. Maybe many diseases would have cures if doctors didn't have to constantly deal with those who disrespect the gift of life and their bodies. Imagine what could be done with the money that Brit and Lobloh and Paris waste on drugs and bullshit they don't need. These days I am so angry at the celebrity world and their ridiculous selfish crap.

I don't want to belittle addiction since my father was an alchoholic but, I've seen a lot of people get a life sentence from a doctor and find out there is NOTHING they can do to change it.

Girls like Britney, Paris and Lindsay really need a little reality in their lives. I've seen so many people go through so much more than these girls have been dealt and they would NEVER put someone else's life at risk or make a mockery of parenthood.

I also don't mean to come accross as feeling sorry for myself because I love life and everything you go through, if you learn from it, gives you compassion and a greater understanding of life. I guess I am lacking a little compassion for these girls but I am a big believer in tough love. These girls need to go out and see the struggles that everyday people go through and they need to wake up and find a little something called gratitude.

I mean .. this IS the superficial right ?????

Did anyone noticed that the cartoon character is wearing the same top Lilo was wearing in the subject below this one ???

106. Just what we need. A pill pusher commenting on a drug related topic.

#108 I just noticed the same thing.

Oh come the fuck on. Understandably people have issues with relapse and all but this is completely out of hand. Is it even considered a relapse now? It's well past the rehab phase. She has serious issues that Betty Ford can't handle. Here's an idea, throw her ass in jail for a very long time where she's cut off from everything. Fuck that Paris preferential treatment shit, I'm talking solitary for at least 6 months. The only light this crazy bitch needs to see for that time is the fire from her ever widening rancid rotten crotch.

Sorry for my long post people, I guess I just needed to rant.

Doesn't really matter if you call it a disease or not. For hardcore addicts it doesn't matter if you try to treat it or not, because 90% of them won't recover. Like lots of other people, I hate the whiny fake-religious AA stuff (invoking God when it's all about yourself), but I haven't personally encountered any addict living on easy street at taxpayers' expense. Even the recovered ones seem to live joyless compulsive lives, usually with a fair amount of financial difficulty because of what they've done. And as long as murderers and rapists get short sentences and early paroles because of prison overcrowding, I couldn't care less if drug possession & DUI cases get probation instead of jail time. Lock up all the habitual violent offenders first, for full prison terms, and then if there are any cells left vacant (there won't be) start complaining about addicts getting off easy.

#111 Hey, it worked for me. Um, did you say valarium or valium?

i mean, try all you want LOLO but after that last move..your ass belongs to the california jail system.

WOW, this one big fuckin surprise!!
lohan drunk and coked up? again?-----no way- i tells ya!!

what i want to know is when the fuck are the courts going to get to this bitch?
i mean everytime she fucks up (which is about every other week she isn't in rehab) she avoids the trouble regular people would face by going to celebrehab where she gets everything she wants (probably all the booze and coke she can handle)
she now has a rather significant amount of infractions which are greater than paris's violations. lohan needs to do hard time in a REAL jail. no solitary shit in the special needs section.

True that about the jails being cloggged with drug offenders, and that doesn't help them. Someone put their foot in my ass and that got me straight. (sorta).

#113 - "Even the recovered ones seem to live joyless compulsive lives, "

Oh MY GAWD, have I ever met so many like that, joyless and miserable and clean.

Now, that Lohan tart is putting people at risk by driving so SHE should to small time for that. No Doubt!

Oh and Rosie's, I love to work out too. Not as hard as you did, but I recognize that I got a fat ass because I stopped working out. So I started again.

It's just Fergie with her!
And is that white powder all over the windshield?
Also, why would you run from Lilo....just stop, throw a bag on the ground and when she tries to pick it up, kick her into the ground!

Oops I totally mispelled LayDeeBug. Sorry. My bad.

the cartoon character is definitely wearing a shirt that lindsay wore in the previous entry (July 24th) entry. funny

Can't......tear......myself.....away from desk....arrrgh. (pushes madly to no avail)......CRAP!!!! I wanna go home.......!!!

Shitgoddamnedmuthafuckingsrapy Lindsay Lohan and her Long Island drama.

#113

You are right... and I speak from experience.

I'm hopelessly addicted to pussy, and I will never recover.

Now where's that naughty little minx Kelli, I need to give her the ol' Presidential 'veto'.

She is now the official female version of Jan Michael Vincent. Jan was a very good looking young star in the '70s, and he had everything going for him. He pulled the same crap as Logan, and now he is a down and out derelict somewhere, and no one could care less about him. Oh, he also lost/spent all of his money years ago.

I think it is despicable that the media is comparing her to some good character actors that have had alcohol problems in the past. She was a child star and no more or no less. Very few child stars go on to become adult stars. She was lucky to be given the chance to work in movies as an adult, and she blew it. This just shows you that it really is better to be smart than lucky.

Her career is totally over. No one is ever going to be able to get an insurance bond on her, for any film, ever.

Five years from now when she is penny-less, I hope she wakes up and does something useful with her life.

What an idiot!!!

what a surprise!

Awe poor little coke whore. Maybe the third time will do the trick. I'm not gonna hold my breath.

#123 Maybe she'll be lucky enough to share an airport floor with Nick Nolte.

#123 - "Five years from now when she is penny-less, I hope she wakes up and does something useful with her life. "

Yeah, like do a Reality Show. I'd love to see that. ten years from now, 21 and a has-been, doing a reality show with Britney, Ja Rule (loser), Jennifer Lopez (dare to dream she finally takes a powder), Michelle Rodrigues and Colin "that Irish drugged/drunk actor that the girls seem to like so much and I don't know why" Farrell.

Damn good television.

#123, Hollywood Agent: While I sincerely hope that what you say is true and will happen, a big part of me thinks that this will not hurt her film career. The way priorities are in Hollywood, I kind of think that this will make her even more money in the long run. I really do hope I'm wrong about it and she never gets another acting job, but nothing in Hollywood surprises me anymore. Guess I'm getting a bit jaded.

I am so sick of hearing that she hangs out with the wrong crowd, her friends are all enablers, her mother is acts like her friend and not a mother figure, etc.....

She is an adult and is 110% responsible for her own actions.

Let just face it ----- Logan is a Jerk!

#128 No production wants to take on an actor who thinks she's all that ,but doesn't bother to show up on time, or is even AWOL from the set. No one wants to take an obscene amount of money from their budget to find an insurance company that will underwrite their having to reshoot part of the film with another actor if she does this, is too drugged up to act, in rehab, kills a pedestrian or passenger in the midst of filming, or even OD's. It's all about money and the bottom line i this industry, and as good a job as she did in "Mean Girls", people will look at the gross of her last couple of films, weigh the cost of working with her again.........and then choose another young actor who can handle the part AND be professional at the same time.

#2 - that comment was stupider than Lindsay Lohan...

All this stuff is genetic. Lindsay's Dad is a jailed cokehead, so Lindsay is a jailed cokehead. It's science people.

The cartoon character is wearing Lindsay's dirty shirt. Lindsay most likely sold it to her for some booze.

...if one more person posts a comment about loho switching her top with that drag queen "cartoon" i'm gonna hurl...i love the ones who think they noticed it first...besides, everyone knows in hollywood u can't be seen twice in the same outfit u were arrested in.

#132 All the more reason, with Daddy's great life staring her in the face, to have kept her nose clean.

Like, OMG, am I the only one who noticed that Lindsay changed shirts with the cartoon looking person?! I can't believe I noticed it first. I'm so perceptive. Look everyone, do you see it, do you see the shirt change that I noticed first?

(happy #134?)

i'm not surprised. if i had what she had at my addictive stage in growing up, who knows where i'd turn up. but i do like to keep up on what she's wearing. love her bag!

thanks #136...but no...i'm not...

#134 we heard you the first time when you used that line at #43.

...thats great 139...you managed to miss the point i was making. r u related to lohan?

I'm still waiting for her sex video...

#141 She didn't show up on time for that, either.

The friend is part of her new program...."Save-a-Tranny-Save-a-Life" they share stories about their periods and makeup tips......This one is only half way through "the procedure".....give her some time......if you think you recognize shim it's cus shes David Carradine's yonger brother Derrick......

Most normal folks seem get their little buzz on without going to prison.

jesus, that woman is ugly. im not entirely convinced it isnt a man..

Her makeup looks really great.

DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE CARTOON FRIEND IS WEARING THE SHIRT THAT LINDSEY HAD ON IN THE PREVIOUS PICTURE?

SHE'S A MESS... POBRECITA... I HOPE SHE DOESN'T END UP LIKE RIVER... OR DOES THAT MEAN I THINK SHE HAD SOME TALENT??? NOT REALLY TALENTED...

DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE CARTOON FRIEND IS WEARING THE SHIRT THAT LINDSEY HAD ON IN THE PREVIOUS PICTURE?

SHE'S A MESS... POBRECITA... I HOPE SHE DOESN'T END UP LIKE RIVER... OR DOES THAT MEAN I THINK SHE HAD SOME TALENT??? NOT REALLY TALENTED...

DOES ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE CARTOON FRIEND IS WEARING THE SHIRT THAT LINDSEY HAD ON IN THE PREVIOUS PICTURE?

SHE'S A MESS... POBRECITA... I HOPE SHE DOESN'T END UP LIKE RIVER... OR DOES THAT MEAN I THINK SHE HAD SOME TALENT??? NOT REALLY TALENTED...

Stacy, get your finger off the Caps Lock and stop hitting the "Post Your Comment" button. Then back away from your computer slowly.

I think i can see her skull,is it just me or is she getting finally more beautiful?

hey HOHAN you be dead like ANS in a year moron

She's looking very hungry into this mirror with coke remains... I know ofcourse this isn't a mirror,this is the frontwindow of a car.

Leave her alone, her father will get her out of this and put her back on the road to Je-Zus!!!

I called it. 10 days! What was the over/under on this one? Anyone remember who one this bet? I think it was me...

Hey, Stacey....that comment has been made many times. Now turn of caps lock and stop yelling at everyone.

Addiction is not a 'terrible disease'... it's a choice... and a crutch... get over it... she did it to herself...

why does she get to go to rehab again? why don't they just throw her in jail? she had her chance god damn it! i don't want to wait another 30-something days to see her ass go to jail!

Buy Lindsay a shovel, she can't get enough coke up her nose....now is she getting into Dina's stash, or does her mother leave a trail of drugs that she can follow like Hansel and Gretel....maybe she can dangle a beer bottle instead of a carrot while she runs on a treadmill?

#45.....that is an awesome song! Cake was cool

Too bad Dana The Enabler and Excuser was MIA as a mother - she's never stepped up to the plate and really told her what she was endangering in terms of her career, let alone her future life. When the producer of Georgia Rule delivered that extremely public smackdown that should have set off major alarm bells with momma and her little moneymaker. She just blew it off and made excuses for her "child" and blamed it on his having personal problems. It wasn't Lindsay's fault, oh no, her darling partying girl just got scapegoated. Let's see Mom excuse this one - you know she'll try. Buy she won't be able to do rehab or even jail time for her.

i feel really sad for this girl. she really needs some major help..

I don't know why, but I don't feel sorry for her at all. Maybe it's because I'm not convinced she's an addict. Addicted to partying, media attention, and getting what she wants, maybe; but not addicted to drugs and alcohol. Plus, there are no consequences. So why not do whatever the hell you want? No limits, no punishments, no guidance. And what does she see for it? Millions of dollars per movie and her face splashed across magazines. Yeah, that'd get me to change my behavior.

They deliver babies in jail too. The female guards act as midwives, right in the damned cell. It's been done many times. NOW how does it feel to be all cool and high on drugs while BEHIND THE WHEEL, hmm? Stupid sluts.

this is just pathetic. when your colleagues/ex friends etc. get sent to jail for dui why the fuck would you keep doing it? this girl is totally toasted. is her rehab some sort of addiction service center? does she think kate moss is cool, those stupid idiots who keep on hoovering up drugs until they only have one nostril? i'm sick and fucking tired of these fuckwits. yes, that's on the money #163, stupid sluts. look at the way crack ho's look after a few years of abusing drugs. linds looks like a bucket of moldy shit for a 21 year old. send her stupid ass to jail. PLEASE.

can't these rich bitches hire a driver to take them places... WTF...

I think the cartoon might be iggy pop?

does any one notice that she is wearing the same shirt as that fugly bitch next to her in the post before this one

does any one notice that she is wearing the same shirt as that fugly bitch next to her in the post before this one

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Argh, I am so sick of these morons! It would probably cost her less than she spends on her nails to have a driver standing by 24/7, but she can't be bothered. I hope she kills herself quick before she kills someone else driving around trashed in a big SUV.

I'd like to see this bitches get together in a sort of Spice Girls thing. You have CokeHead Spice (Lohan), Drunken Spice (Britney), Vomiting Spice (Nicole Richie), Blowjob Spice (Paris), and Trent Reznor Spice (Mary-Kate Olson). Gay, I know, but take a look at some of the posts before mine.

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease"

Yeah right. Like anyone with the flu or cancer just stumbeled into a needle or snorted a line of jerms, infecting themselves. Poor little rich girl. Drugs are gods way of telling you you have too much money and too little brains.

OK, all kiddin' aside for a sec. This photo is truly frightening...I mean, SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON scary! I cannot believe this is the gal I actually was sorta charmed by in "Mean Girls." Good GAWD. If she's lucky she might get a road tour of "Beverly Hillbillies-The Musical..." as Granny. Again I say...GOOD GAWD. I know the drugs can do weird things to yer mind and body, but this is Worm Hole s**t.

I'm gonna put on my Mister Roger's Neighborhood DVD, hold my stuffed panda close, and try to keep the nightmares at bay. Brrrrrrr.

"But the steel eyes, tight jaw, say it all, say it all..."
- Cake

Can people notice how many times the "SAME SHIRT" reference is coming up. STOOOOOOPPPP!!!!

"Open your eyes, look around sometime"
-Azazel

#131 - "Stupider" is not a word. It's "more stupid," stoopit.

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Somehow i find it hard to believe that Lindsay relapsed just yesterday, especially when one takes into account the stories of her asking for ecstacy from fellow club goers, and the reports that she wasn´t sober for a single day in jail.

#178 When was she in jail for a single day? That's part of the problem.

Man, you've been a naughty girl, you let your face grow long.

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dude... she's going down so fast!
she's fucked up.

Tell her Lawyer that Not only is she safe but ALL the pedistrians walking down the streets of L.A. are NOW SAFE!!

is it me or is it raining cocaine in her car?

PARTY ON GARTH!
PARTY ON WAYNE!

that ugly thing in the background is what I imagine that nice young man KraziHottKelli will look like when he grows up

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bohemia y todo esta es la mina mas linda q existe, y eso nadie se lo quitara.

Lindsay Lohan rulez. She's a classy broad if Iever saw one. Check the funny white spots in the air. I guess she's just let off a fart and one of the cocaine baggies she's keeping in reserve somewhere way up in her tailpipe combusted, sending out a blizzard of tiny little snowflakes.

whoa, background person! i mean: fish outta water!

Did she spill her cocaine on the windshield or is that just lice?

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE BOUGHT HER BAG ?
it kind of looks like a Balenciaga or a Chloé but i'm not sure

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I don’t know why people focus on this poor pathetic attempt of a woman. Why don’t you pay attention to all the prostitutes in te streets, it’s the same thing. Just to think about all the girls that look at her as an idol ar an example, makes you realise why the world is woing straihgt to the deepest hole in history