Jul 24 2007Lindsay Lohan arrested for DUI, cocaine possession

ONE FISH!!! Bitch!

Why am I not surprised...

I am so shocked!!

thrid!
Going the same way as Parisite I hope.

Lindsay is Busted BOOYAH

How is any of this a surprise? This Lilo after all….

whats the problem? cocaine is not too bad for health..

She was just taking her new tits out for a test drive.......

And of course she had coke. They made her stop drinking alcohol! What were they thinking?

I bet it was puro.......

LMAO!!

Lawlz. Most definately Lawlz.

ahahahaha. This is brilliant. I'm sure Machiavelli would have done the same thing!

didn't she just turn herself in less than 24 hours earlier and pay a $30,000 bail? And now, $25,000? Man, I bet that Police dept gets rich in hollywood!

So Lindsey spends $65K on jail because of drunk driving and coke when she could pay me $65K to drive her ass around? Son of a BITCH!

Celebrities are ridiculous. people die from drunk driving. why do they keep getting away with it

I hope she's headed to jail for more than 23 days. She could have killed someone. When is someone going to have the guts to stop hiring her until she really changes her dangerous habits. If it hit her where it counts (in the bank account), i bet she'd shape up fast.

Hey crack-whore, how does 30k+25k equal 65k? is that a little bit of lilo logic?
Dumb ass.

she looks so well put together dosen't she?
looks like cocaine on the windshield or are my glasses dirty?

I laughed my ass off when I heard it this morning. They just announced that she was chasing the mother of her personal assistant that had just quit. Mom was scared and called the cops on Lindsay.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmmfao .. as expected.

Seriously I agree, with all her friggen money why not just hire a fucking driver!

This is soooooo unexpected!!! Shocking!

I ain't no Johnny Cochran, but aren't you only required to pay 10% of the set amount of bail?

Anyhoo, now she's definitely fucked. And not in the good way. Plus the alcohol bracelet has been exposed as a sham, which everyone knew from the beginning.

Hip-hip HOORAYYYY!!!!!

(Battle hymn of the Republic plays loudly)

*sigh*

#13 tottaly agree with you!
i hope she gets at least a year in jail maybee if she gets raped with a broom stick up the ASS that will straight her up....but then again she might like it way to much.
nevermind!

her career is down the drain

I hope that cunting snow plow doesn't make any fucking stupid statements. I don't think I have enough in my stomach to puke up.

Honestly, lots of us know the desperation of needing to get another gram but, you're a god damned celebrity with a truck full of money at your disposal. Lemme tell y'all, I'd stay in my hotel room, order the shit and in large quantites, have the Chivas right next to me, the shots poured and readily available,and NEVER LEAVE THE ROOM AND NEVER GET INTO THE DRIVERS SEAT.

Fucking amateurs; don't even know how to get high properly (rolls eyes).

Today is the best day in the history of the United States. Maybe the whole rehab thing was her Oscar winning performance, because it was 45 straight days of ACTING!!

This came from the news article I read before coming here to see that Fish had not posted it yet:

"The 21-year-old actress was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and POSSESSION OF COCAINE, among other charges, Talbot said.

Police found cocaine in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search, Talbot said."
"Talbot" is Sgt. Shane Talbot of the Santa Monica Police Department.

Get ready LiLo - Bertha is carving your name into her broomstick as we speak!!

wow. just wow. not to mention, HAHAHAHA!

note to self: if one actually wants to be rehabilitated, do not go to any of these facilities frequented by celebrities. what a joke man.

Well, she had to top Paris somehow. The only thing she could have done better is kick the arresting officer in the nuts and tell the judge to go fuck himself. Now THAT would have been awesome. See, I can get behind those sort of antics. Hell, even Mel Gibson had the good sense to maximize the news coverage by screaming anti-semetic shit at everybody. I think Ho-han missed an opportunity here.

You know what guys? Lindsay probably knew we were getting bored with the Superfish lately that she generously offered us a bone.

What a nice girl.

Lindsay's life is like a broken record: getting wasted, running off to rehab, Lindsay's mother commenting: "she's doing AMAZINGLY fine", go out of rehab, stay sober for 2 days, getting wasted,..

Looks like rehab did'nt work out for her!!

Is that cocaine raining down on her?

hahahahahahhahahhahahahah.........hahahahahahahahahaha

Now, hmmm, I wonder who or what is going to get the blame for this:

Asthma
Depression
Parental Abuse
Sibling Rivalry
Sexual Abuse as a Child
The Media
The Papparazzi
The Catholic Church
My dead dog Bennie
Schizophrenia or Bi-Polar Disorder

Because you know there is no accountability and everyone but HER is to blame. I'm sick of it. I went from spending hundreds of dollars freebasing to realizing it's not that I'm an addict, it's just that I was a self-absorbed thrill seeker who had nothing to offer anyone anymore.

THANK DAD I only do shots of Tequila and joint hits now. (Whew!)

I'm shocked!

Is that blow all over her windshield?

Itz impozzible for zomeone like her
to ztay off of drugz..we zhould
juzt kill her now...zhe'z a wazte
and didn't the bitch have a DRIVER?
where the fuck waz he? all fake zhit...☻

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

Her make-up looks great, dunnit?

well, wonder if she'll show up on 'Leno' tonite. she's scheduled.

no, you don't pay 10% of your set bail amount! you pay the whole thing, or you stay in jail. the whole point is to have a whole lotta your money to hang onto in case you run.

what a flaming fucking idiot this girl is! seriously, why not HIRE A DRIVER??!!! and why wasn't she arrested for coke the last time? seriously, one of these socialite bitches is GOING TO KILL SOMEONE someday. or someones. take this girl's license away until 2020.

The funny thing is, motherfuckers are still envious of celebs.

I wouldn't wish this life on my worst enemy.

they better open her azz
wide..bet theirz
oxi=z ztuck up that azzhole♥

Oh today is good to me. But DAMN, so much for fucking expensive rehab facilities!!! I went to a free one that did me more good.

She just wanted an in-n-out burger, duuuuuuuuh. A totally valid excuse.

She was CHASING another vehicle? wtf?! I mean, was she trying to get caught?! This girls gonna end up killing someone innocent on the road (the idiots always survive). What I don't understand is, all she has to do is HIRE a fricken driver to drive her addict ass around. Lord knows she has the cash to do that. Then she could completly avoid getting caught. What a retard.

First of all, if I were here mother, she'd be chained to the radiator by now with bars on the window. It's really the only way to keep the lot of innocent American's safe from STD's and/or being run over by a drunk LiLo.

Second, why should she hire a driver or take any other precautions? She knows she'll only get a slap on the wrist no matter what she does. If those in the legal system want us to take the so-called DUI laws seriously, they better do to this bitch what they'd do to you or me if we'd done any of this shit.

Now that this has happened, Twitney Spears is going to be extremely pissed that Hohan is stealing her headlines, and she's gonna have to so something to top it. This should be good..............

Why is she such a dumbass? Flaunting that damn SCRAM anklet like a fashion accessory while all the time she was drinking and snorting like she was actually fooling someone by volunteering to wear it. She's such a stupid bitch.

I hope they give her time, but this is America, and everyone knows celebrities have a get out of jail free card... assuming they can make the 25k bail, but OH GOD... how could Lindsay afford that?? Greasy bear must have tipped the cops off that she's "really poor" and that she "lives in a motel in New York". Dicks. If it was any of us, we'd be locked away for years.

All of this for daddy's attention.

Get a fucking driver. Call a fucking cab. Walk home.

I'm laughing- but Christ- run over a couple of kids or something- you're Lindsey fucking Lohan- we should feel for you.

HEY FRIST is that really you? or your troll?

Dang! I gave her two weeks, my husband gave her one. He wins again! I'm tired of believing in these little Hollywood twitties. My faith has really been shaken.

No, it's me, hi, how YOU doin???

Forget what I said about Lifetime television. This twat needs to sign with Vivid while she still can. What a dumb little skank you are, Lindsay. With that being said, where in the hell is her Mother! White Oprah once said "I can't control her. She is an adult". You are her fucking Mother! That job doesn't stop once they turn eighteen you stupid twat. Of course, you probably gave up on daught #1 and are probably drugging up and whoring out the younger one as we speak. People like Dinah Lohan should be taken out to the middle of the ocean and left for the sharks to feed on. Rot in hell Dinah, you fucking soulless cunt!

I am doing great. Did you see you were being trolled? Are you going to be around today?

No wrong again, you do pay only 10% of your bail. At least I did, and you get it back minus court cost.

Did she not know coke is illegal, how easy would it have been to swallow it or stick it in her enourmous vag. Two things she IS good at, Dumb dumb dumb.

Later miss Lohan, its been real. Hollywood wouldn't touch you with Dirk Digler's pole. By the way Hef's on line two.

37 & 43: Hell if we kill her AND you everyone wins.

Yeah, bite me, I saw that on the last post, they posted the same exact time as me, but we all know I spell my name in all caps, the dumbass shitbag...
I'll be on for a while, then at work,I'll see if this works, it seems to take forever to post once you click the button now

But her mom is her best friend! Isn't this what happens when moms try to be their adult baby girl's bestest friend? I am referring to Kathy Hilton, Lynn Spear, and now Dinah Lohan. Now Shitney is even estranged from her mom. Why? Probably because her mom forgot how to be a parent in her quest to be Shitney's coolest buddy. These girls needed a good ass whupping long ago, famous at age 8 or not, you are never too old for a good old-fashioned ass-whupping. All you parents who believe in "child-led parenting" or whatever it is, this is the end result. Enjoy!

If everyong wants a good laugh, TIVO Jay Leno tonight. LIndsay Lohan is scheduled to be on. I wonder if she will make it

How very sad for her, for the millions of young people that look up to her, and for us if this is representative of the future of our teens and young adults; she is a talented young actress, moreso than most, and clearly a mental mess. Getting sober is not easy and even more difficult when everyone around you is an enabler.........her mother should get jail time.

...Ha-Ha!...Blow-han, you effin' FOOL!...cool, lets get her "career" over with and outta here!...nah, she won't be on Tonight Show (could you imagine Leno tryin' to interview her with a straight face?)...oh and don't forget the charge of bringing cocaine into a police facility...later, coke-ho!

I heard her publicist ignored her when she tried to call him too. HA! Or her...was it her? I don't know. This is fucking stupid, drunk driving, yeah. But it's also sad. I'm not defending celebrities for drunk driving, it's sad for anyone. I really like her acting, she just has a lot of problems (psycho mother, fucked up dad etc.). But yeah...pretty funny that she literally JUST turned herself in. HAHA.

What the heck is an alcohol-monitoring anklet??Does this anklet really help to prevent people from drinking?I doubt this,the only way to keep people from drinking with anklets is to put another anklet on the other leg and put an heavy chain between both anklets. And even then it's not waterproof.

Steve, let's get together. You seem to be a nice guy and as long as you eat
my pussy, I suck your cock for an hour. Let's be friends and fuck at the same
time. Jimbo is so busy with his hookers.

#54 lapet, thunderous applause for lapet.

(applauding madly)

God damn dina-parasite-lohan.

THANK GOD...I don't know why I was afraid that she actually may have cleaned up her act in rehab. She was so effing boring when she in there. This is so much better!

She is famos and rich so she can do watever she wants. Y is that so hard 4 everyone to understand? U are all just jelus cuz ure not rich and famos like Lindsay. Leeve her alone!!

Yes, it's a good day for singin' a song,
And it's a good day for movin' along;
Yes, it's a good day, how could anything go wrong,
A good day from mornin' till night.

Yes, it's a good day for shinin' your shoes,
And it's a good day for losin' the blues;
Ev'rything to gain and nothin' to lose,
'Cause it's a good day from mornin' till night.

I said to the sun, "good mornin', sun.
Rise and shine, today"
You know you've gotta get goin'
If you're gonna make a showin'
And you know you've got the right of way

'Cause it's a good day for payin' your bills;
And it's a good day for curin' your ills,
So take a deep breath and throw away your pills;
'Cause it's a good day from mornin' till night.

This is my surprised face....

This chick is so seriously psycho...Reek reek reek!!! She definitely needs to be sent to a serious rehab facility where they LOCK THE FROCKING DOORS and you don't get out until you are clean.

I guess rehab was a success, then?

Dinah Lohan is sooo short sighted and clearly not the brightest bulb in the pack.

Note to Dinah, when your daughters career washes out because she is an addict and out of control your gravey train disappears too.

Hear that? That is the sound of a lot of doors in hollywood closing.

Taking the coke into the police station is a felony in itself,. Fuck its fun watching the stupid self-destruct.

i could tell by the posted pix of her on a balcony taking a little rehab hiatus -just by the expression on her mother's face -that all was not well with lilo. her mom looked like 'oh, no, she's high after leaving rehab for 2 minutes.' and that big wide-open-arm hug she was giving mama. the x just kicked in i'll bet. why should she quit drugs? the other idiot celebs like jane fonda & bruce willis keep saying what a completely lovely thang she is *wink, wink, bruce* and how pleasant and hard-working blah-blah-blahblahblah. i bet she's dead this time next year. any takers?

Paris 1

Lindsay 2

Lindsay is better at something!

how long has she been out of rehab? a week? i'm actually kinda suprised she got introuble so fast. she just turned herself in yesterday for something, you'd think that would have freaked her out a little... enough to stay sober for i donno... a few days.

While drunk driving is terrible and worse than eating babies alive yadda yadda yadda

.12 for a girl that weights 100 lbs is like two pints of beer, the british call that lunch...but you know, they take the subway

Right now the producers of her recently canceled movie are thanking the gods they pulled the plug on the project. Sort of hard to shoot a film when your star is sitting in jail. So who's next to self destruct, Britney, or Paris?

#68 -- you are an idiot. And it's spelled "famous" with a "u" after the "o" you moron.

And no, I'm not jealous. I wouldn't want her life for all her millions. Good Lord -- who in their right mind would be jealous of this fuck up.

79 I am not a idot! ur stupid post PROVES that ur jelus of linsay. are u famus and rich like Linsay? no, I didn't think so.

Somebody has to fill Rick James footsteps, why not this dumb bitch? Cocaine is a helluva drug. Show Charlie Murphy your titties. The milks gone bad...........

#74 tinkerbell - I'll take that bet. How many points you givin'? What's the vig if I lose? Wait, I won't lose. (hits self on forehead)

Oh and tink, that old hag in the pic WAS Dina? I wasn't sure, she looked like I did after a twelve-hour base bender.

#80, sorry but you are an idiot. Get back to class you doof.

Bail gets paid 100%.

If the arrested can't raise that much - they can go to a bail bondsman, pay 10% of the bail (plus put up collateral) - then the bail bonds company puts up the other 90%. The courts don't give a shit WHERE the money comes from - but they get 100%. Either from the arrested or from the bondsman.

Actually 79 and 83 the joke is on you! I am actually quite erudite! Also I was a state finalist in the 93 spelling bee. My keyboard was just sticking, but it has now been almost completely rejuvenated.

I am not surprised. It must be hard to get hooked on powerful drugs at an early age and then be expected to go cold turkey for the rest of your life. Someone should have done something a long time ago.
Imagine spending most of your young teenage and adult life constantly coked up and drunk.
That would kind of set the bar pretty high (pardon the pun) for your future adventures.

Lindsey now has two options:

1. OD and end it all.
2. Have a major spiritual transformation and go live in an Albanian convent for the rest of her life.

I have a feeling it is going to be option 1.

Is she really this stupid? Does she never want to make money again??? It's not like she's Robert Downey Jr. with actual talent who's managed to make a comeback. God what a dumbass.

#85 -- finally! A troll that is actually smarter than the original poster. Kudos.

Aw, that makes this true now:

http://www.lolhan.com/images/2007/cocaines.jpg

It's obvious but these anklets supplied by the goverment doesn't work.If LL is interested she can borrow anklets from my own private collection.These pair of anklets are made of the finest black leather and the spikes and chain are made of chromium plated stainless steel.If some other girls are interested as well,just send me a message and i'm sure you'll be working out on these things soon.

Wow. I put her over/under for this at 8 days and she ended up making it like 30, but 8 was kind of a joke.

Instead of lousy alcohol-monitoring anklets it's better and more efficient to ballgag these girls.

they worked you idiots. the attorney said that he received a report from the company that she had slipped...obviously he didn't catch her in time. I waver between appreciating the HOLY-SHITness of this incident and feeling really, really bad for her, because her life and her career are pretty much in the toilet. but by her own doing. in her mugshot she looks exactly like her mom- old and busted.
as for me, I will go watch mean girls and remember a time of innocence and pureness, back when lohan had a fabulous promising career somewhere other than rehab and jail. *sigh*

LMAO....
Time for some jail time peeps.... Pleeease?

And what will Brit do to "one-up" her - Stick a roman-candle up her twat and car surf down Hollywood Blvd?? Rock on you stupid little bitches -- rock on.

BINGO!

Good job, Linds!

This coked out cunt is going to kill someone some day.

She probably will die of syphilis like Al Capone.

She looks like she is balding. Maybe the drugs are causing hair loss. Britney and Lindsay can wear matching wigs.

#82 laydeebug, I bet $100 she has a significant near-miss within a year, if she's not dead by then. Yeah, that was her bestest friend, mama, in the pix. that look of fear and hopelessness in her mom's face - priceless. all these other 'hospitalizations' for a host of maladies, they were all near-misses. once they bring on the ol' gi pump and adminster the charcoal to help you hurl, well - - game ovah!
hey, lookee there! brit-brit is all over the place again in OK! this week.

rehabing lilo - - it must be like trying to harness a tornado or hurricane, or like that green ghost on Ghostbusters that kept gobbling food and booze and talking at the same time. he may have even belched and farted intermittently.

To: Dana Plato
West Hell Housing Projects
Eternity, Hell 66666

Dear Dana,

Polish your dancing shoes and cook up a fresh batch of crack! Lindsay is on her way!

Signed,

Mrs. T

I'm pretty sure this was the kind of movie promotion the producers of "I Know Who Killed Me" were hoping for.

Oh come the fuck on. Understandably people have issues with relapse and all but this is completely out of hand. Is it even considered a relapse now? It's well past the rehab phase. She has serious issues that Betty Ford can't handle. Here's an idea, throw her ass in jail for a very long time where she's cut off from everything. Fuck that Paris preferential treatment shit, I'm talking solitary for at least 6 months. The only light this crazy bitch needs to see for that time is the fire from her ever widening rancid rotten crotch.

why is she not in jail for at least 3 years for violating those laws so many times? if it was any normal human being, you bet our asses would be in jail for many, many years... but some dumb bitch like her gets off free every time. put her in jail already.. .and not for 6-12 months... this is getting ridiculous. our judicial system sucks.

WHY DID PARIS HILTON GET 30 DAYS AND LINDSEY LOHAN WHO HAS A HOT SWEET BODY OOOHHHWEEEEEEEEEEEE BABY SHE FINE BUT GOT ONLY ONE DAY IN JAIL ,PARIS HILTON ARE TO SUE EVEN DR PHIL SAID ON JAY LENO THAT WAS TO MANY DAYS TO GET AND BRITNEY SPEAR IS CRAZY CAUSE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SAID HE NEVER GET BACK WITH HER SHE DONE ALL OF THIS STUFF PLUS BRITNEY CUSSES IN FRONT OF HER BABIES AND DRIVE CRAZY ALSO KFED ARE TAKE THOSE KIDS.WELL LINDSEY LOHAN WANT APPEAR ON LENO TONIGHT THEY MAY GET TOM ALNOLD COME OUT OR GARY COLEMAN OR TUTTY FROM FACT OF LIFE /LIVING SINGLE.LOHAN MAKING NEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD EVEN ONLINE .BENOIT WAS TAKING PILLS FOR NERVES

#65 wasn't me...ew!!!!!

Finally...

America's own Pete Daugherty!!!!

Oh WOW cry me a damn river!!!!!!!!! If that was any regular person we would be sitting are asses in jail! But since shes a what you call a star she gets off AGAIN why am I not surprized!!!!!!!!! IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT START HOLDING THEM FOR WHAT THEY DO PARIS CAN CRY LINDSY WELL YOU KNOW GET REAL PEOPLE GET REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A person who is sick in tired of all the SPECIAL TREATMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Who's been predicting this for months? That's right, all of you here! You guys are psychic lol. Just wanted to post.

The thought never crossed my mind that she might OD, until I read these posts. I guess I always just assumed she would continue to get away with her bullshit *sigh*.

Well, hopefully she does OD and die before she kills someone else.

she is high and she is still takes a great shot i love the lips

How did Lindsay avoid jail, again?!?! Paris does a month and this crack whore does an hour...