Kevin Federline wants the kids

Ham sandwich ... with lots of mayo, knowing her. Good one, Fish.

Ohhhh I came to soon and am the first one here. Well it is not that first time this has happened

Jebus, not much more to say about this other than when K-Fed is the voice of reason, that's sad. Nothing against him necessarily, he's not dad of the year, but damn...

haha. She's actually wearing clothes.

I predicted this (KFed protecting the kids by going for full custody) a year ago.

Yeah right. Honestly, who the hell would have predicted this, back when he was the world's most despised wigger? It's rendered jrzmommy speechless. Soon there will be 4 horsemen...

Finally, a better dress.

Federline saw this coming. He is smarter than we give him credit for. I know some truly tacky people who are great parents. He must be one.

Methinx Federline left first and BS (suitable initials, no?) quickly filed for divorce in order to save Ass-face.

OMG, I can't imagine what could possibly be worse than letting Kevin Federline raise these kids...oh, wait, yes I can...letting Britney Spears raise these kids!

But seriously now, why do they even need the custody battle? K-fed could probably just show up one day and sneak them out of the house and BS wouldn't even realize they were gone. I mean, when does she ever see the kids anyways? One afternoon she might wake up out of her drug induced comma and think "oh, it sounds quieter in here, I like that", and that would be about the extent to which she'd notice that the kids weren't around anymore!

Why do stars have to go all the way to Africa to adopt kids? There are a few right here that would love to have parents. Although they're still "Hollywood" parents, the kids wouldn't have to file suit later in life for not having the chance to grow up privileged.

team federline LOL

She and Lohan should realy just kill themselves already. They're totally worthless. Rich and worthless, how ironic.

She is seriously the most pathetic case I've seen. Her children are going to spend their teen years horrified, drunk and on drugs. All they'll have to say is "britney's my mom" and they'll be exonerated.

How long do you think she'll keep wearing a rag on her head to cover her nappy weave?

So, can I call THAT girl a nappy-headed ho??

Harumph, harumph, uhhh, 7:15.

A ham sandwich with mayo and Frito's all smashed inside. And of course a Diet Coke. The best thing for these poor kids would be to be with FedEx... and that is a truly disturbing statement.

How 'bout some Cheeto's with that ham sandwich?

Seriously, this is really sad. Brit must have the same child welfare case worker that let Michael Jackson frolic with little boys. Those kids need foster care. She's not even providing the bare minimum of care.

They are both complete jokes. However, Britney threw fame away, Kevin was never there to throw it away. Britney was loaded, Kevin now is because Britney's a moron. Hate to say it, but Fed-Ex may actually have more brains than I thought.

#13 Imus - lol. She was a nappy-headed ho LONG before she ever picked up those clippers!

Hey, Tim.....I wish a stroke would render you speechless.

Whose that blonde chick walking behind/next to B? Looks JUST like her -- looks like she's walking next to herself in disguise.

Giving the children to the lesser of two evils does not solve he problem. While I have not heard anything overly dramatic about either of their parents, I'm thinking that Kev's and Brit's parents would be better suited to raise the children...at least in the short term...and as far as stability goes. Once either (if possible) can truly get their act together, and settle down (ie: not partying every night), and actually be there for their children, then the courts could revisit the situation.

Meanwhile, the children are at very impressionable ages, and are forming associations and relationships with people. They need to know who they can depend on. Kev and Brit, are NOT those people.

I'll bet the children think their Nanny/Manny is/are their parents!!! Very sad.

Bacon. She's not giving those kids up until the sandwich is full of bacon.

We never even see K-fed outside anymore, which makes him the better parent by default.

you know, she actually doesn't look that bad here. Her hair matches her dress purse AND shoes for god's sake, and she isn't wearing boots ( only took two months of summer!)
i kinda think the ok! thing is a stunt, she's gonna look great in there! all it takes is a stylist and makeup artist and she's there. all celeb's look like crap (regular people) before they get their makeup done and shit, give her a break.

she seemed so sweet and clean a few years ago, (and um, I am FAR from a
fan of ms. spears) how could this have happened...seriously. She talked coherently, had a sense of humor, a sense of shame, a sense of fashion. Seemed pretty normal for a millionaire pop star. Loved her momma...loved LA ( the state not the town). I don't know, I think Kevin royally fucked her brain up, that and she's been missing JT for some time, her life just happened and fell apart so fast, she probably has to read along like the rest of us just to keep up!
When she was touring she wanted to chill, but that's not going so well for her...I think she really needs the structure of the tour life but she is so desperate to leave it behind and be "normal" only prob...she doesn't know what that is!

you know, she used to be a state gymnastics competitor! I think she must be on the crack, i mean what else makes a normalish beautiful young girl (with talent) turn into a messy pile of left over chicken??? but then again she still has those perfect teeth, so that can't be it...really i have to watch the train wreck every day, i want to know what caused it now.

any thoughts?

i wish we could all go up to her and give her a bath, de-flea her, and put her in some clothes that fit, then tie her down in her house -- black snack moan style and leave her there until she is all dried out, and back down to 105!

I'm just waiting for her to go totally psychotic and kill herself.

#22 frisky - it's called drugs, booze and the low life.

Oh and by the way, about her eyes rolling back during the interview, I had a theory. Using ecstasy can cause you to lose control of your eyes. I saw it happen to a guy I know who was rolling his balls off and his eyes were doing that. And maybe she was going to the bathroom to toot up and wake up.

Why do they keep calling her the "Toxic" singer in every damned news release about her? She hasn't been singing jack squat for YEARS now. No one remembers that forgettable garbage from her last (and hopefully final) album anyway.

#23 frisky, contrary to popular belief, people don't lose their teeth from smoking crack, they lose them from always grinding them together and bad hygiene. Heroin addicts lose their teeth. (For real, look it up)

OMG PEOPLE...SHE IS ACTUALLY FULLY CLOTHED! AMAZING!!!!!!!!

This divorce has really been a rough one, hasn't it? Kevin is just an asshole for going out of his way to humiliate her. Poor Britney.

they just need to release these kids into the wild to be raised by wolves. they would be way better off.

I'd like to know why Britney's hairline keeps receding? Is it the stress? Genetics? Or how her extensions pull her hair so tight? Poor girl, she need to move to a quiet town and start over. Not that there's anything wrong with L.A., but the girl needs some help!

She needs to take a break from Hollywood.

Yeah that other girl has a pretty bad complexion too. in your 20's with acne?
Drugs be to blame. COKEWHORES

@8 shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of hearing that. And it doesn't make any sense here. Kids here suck. "Why don't they adopt kids here" is the new senselessly bitching about people writing "first/frist/etc." for fifteen posts. There, I said it.

Countdown to Britney shaving her head a second time, on my mark....

Everyone hold on to their umbrella's, it's gonna be BIG!

Come on Gay4girls, we're more creative than just "first"! Roll your eyes and Look---we are coming up with some original shit out there! Give us our props!Cowgirl up!

I am so lonely!!! Will someone rescue me from this horrible life as Victor's little Dick?

I imagine Britney sitting somewhere with a monocle in her eye, gently tapping her fingers together while muttering "excellent." This was her plan. She's not crazy, she's crazy like a fox. A rabid fox. In her fucked up mind, she thinks the kids are blocking her comeback as a pop goddess and what better way to get rid of them than to pawn them off on K-Fug. Which isn't a bad thing. Someone needs to take those kids away before she goes Susan Smith on their asses.

#37---I'm on top baby! I think? I can't feel anything yet? Like it!

One solution: Wards of the State. And when they're old, they could start a bro/sis band with that name. "Live at the Ranch Bowl in Omaha, Nebraska: Wards of the State!"

@39 OH YES BABY!!!!! You feel wonderful! Keep going:)

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Whoever decided to replace Britney Spears with a deranged bag lady has basically been paying Superfish's rent for about 6 months. It was a brilliant play.

FRIST take a break from working and get on here to talk a little.

Isn't that special Cowgirl and Victor? But tsk tsk---NSFW!

Hey cowgirl, I don't mind the beginning stuff. I just hate it when people predictably bitch about it. And then predictably bitch about bitching about it.

Props given.

#45 Churchlady you haven't replied to your blog.

AND props received! Halaluyah! Tammy Faye Baker!

I get so much ass, it ain't even funny. wedgeone is a bit of a loser that likes fat redheads. wedgeone has piles of pics of Britney cunt shots that he jerks off too in his room. haha i almost feel bad for him, but not too bad as I blow one off on a Playmate every night.

Of course, K-Fed wants the kids, that's a HUGE paycheck for him! Imagine the child support she'd have to pay!

#38 The Perfect Plan.....

Strange but I predicted that same thing last week. She'll be free as a birdie and only be stuck with them on the weekends. Wackjobs like BS have children because they can and because it "makes them look good" to hae children.

What a cum-bubble!

Hey Fish--you should post more rear shots for the insatiable horndogs so Victor's huge schlong can have something to think about when he's not with me at work! Victor do you want to "do" lunch?

Personally I think Kfed is slime and just wants full custody of the kids so he can get a shit load of child support, etc, for 17 years. He was never a fool, but he was/is a greedy ass ho. All that being said, I can't say at this point that he isn't the better option for the kids (scary) because Brit is acting very irrational lately. And I do believe that Kfed does love his kids, but I think he is really rationalizing everything in his favor mainly so he can get a free ride as far as money is concerned. As far as Brit is concerned, I don't get her; Either she's:
really selfish, in her own world and narcissistic
on drugs and/or alcohol
manic depressive, or some other psychiatric disorder
methodical and calculating and all abt money and attention
really screwed up from something we don't know about
or just really stupid....Or maybe a combo of all of thee above?
Either way, poor, poor, kids!

These people are in the news still... haven't we upgraded to 90% Lohan by now?

Churchlady where or where are you at?

Forget Britney...
Who is the fine blond?

Why do celeb chicks ETERNALLY have big ugly bags on them and then 18 things clutched in their hands??

#29 - Are you living on the same planet with the rest of us? Brit does enough on her own to humiliate herself. She doesn't need K-Earl's help.

You all are way too bi-polar for me. Never in the same thread have I ever seen someone vilified, then put on a pedistal. Victor's Little Dick AND Victor's huge schlong???

It's as if schack and Wally have returned to pollute the site simultaneously. I'm out!

Well Wedge, if you haven't snapped yet, "Victor" is me, the real Victor. Then "Victor's little...." is that bipolar fuck of Jimbo. Then "Victor's huge......." is cowgirl up.

OMG!!!! I THINK SHE GAVE ME MY FORTUNE AT THE COUNTY FAIR TWO WEEKS AGO!!!! AND BY FORTUNE, I MEAN BLOWJOB!!

I was going to make a comment, but this picture of Britney just reminded me that I need to go buy a new shit shovel for my horses. See you later.....

#50 He's already getting 10,000 a month for each child. Can you imagine him getting more with full custody. Oh Judge, I have custody full time now. The boys gotta eat, so I'm asking for another 50,000 a month per child in child support. PLus the boys need clothes, I need another 20,000 a month per month. Yes your honor that is for each son. Your honor there will be medical checkups and trips to school plays and possible tutoring, and a nanny. Yes sir the nanny comes with excellant credentials from "Scores nudity bar." Your honor she prefers to be pay iwith 100 dollar bills stuffed in her bikini. Yes your honor, we need an additional 20,000 a month for the nanny.

A year later, a sad picture of the two boys looking like hill billies out of the mountains of North Carolina. Just were did all that child support go. BTW the nanny is pregnant, go figure.

Does Britney have any fans left?

Did we ever think we would see they day when it has come to this?????
When Kevin Federline is the voice of reason in all this?
Brtiney get thee to a fat farm, you are still fuckable, but barely

mmm. this made me want to eat flammin' hot cheetos.

fucking britney!!

is that Ashlee Simpson she is hanging out with????

K-fed and his lawyer are playing this game well.BS should get a better and meaner lawyer..... As usually i'm trying to be helpful again!

Of course she'd trade them for a ham sandwich...then she'd make it her new agent.

First off, FEDERAL GUIDELINES DO NOT require a child to be facing to the rear when in a car seat. Federal Guidelines are just that, guide lines, suggestions and recommendations, you will not get a ticket or go to jail for this. Second, what the hell business is it of ours as to what she is doing as we all know she is screwing up her own life and unless K-Fed gets the children she will screw them up too.

K-fed is going to get ZERO child support if Brit pisses away whatever money she MIGHT have left. And lets face it she doesn't have the talent for a comeback. All she ever had was the sexy school girl image and she shot that wad sometime ago.

Is anything better than picture #3? Brit with her ratty natural hair poking of of that heinous turban - the greasy samauri bun and oh that double-chin profile! Sweeter than honey!

#69 Gaah - she looks like she's taking fashion tips from Liz Taylor.

Kick that white trash ass this way y'all, I'll teach her a thing or 2. I'll hit that ass 'till the break of dawn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad world we live in. Brittney, Lindsey, Paris = Vick, Bonds and the Cinny Bengals. All 3 of those girls out of control and headed if no there for a dead end. What makes me laugh is none of them are good at what (what do they do) or good looking now or before. Britney crap music, Paris did not even no she existed before the sex tapes and Lindsey, wow doing the equivelent of brady bunch and save by the bell movies. Give me a hard working, honest , with very little make up girl anyday. What counts is inside and there insides are empty

I sometimes think about going out to LA, hunting her down, kidnapping her, taking her to the midwest somewhere and just make her look at art, see nature....listen to music....slowly get the insanity out of her. She just needs a break. A real break from her lifestyle. Why isn't someone getting her out of LA and away from people following her everywhere?

K=fed needz to get the kidz♦
It zhould be Brittneyz bad carma payback♀
For Zhar Jackzon to raize her kidz♦
Zince Zpearz ztole Zharz babyz daddy away♥
and izn't it Ironic...don't cha think?♀☺☻♥☺♀

P.S. A little note to Jimbo...Victor and Frist!!!
U people make me fuckin laugh...guezz what
bitchez? I waz playin with ya headz....fun, huh?
poor little Victorz little dick*Jimbo*....

#26--TEH Clown...I don't think reporters are so much cataloging her old hits as much as trying to cling to the irony that while she used to sing "Toxic" she now actually is toxic. Just a (very obvious) thought.

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She's a disgusting pig.

Mr . Superfiscial:
Wazn't me...juzt buzting ballz:

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KFed better hurry up, cause at this rate I don't think his kids will still be alive in a few weeks...

Britney doesn't want her kids. Every time they are in the process of coming to an agreement she runs out and does a bunch of crazy things so that she won't get custody. That way she will be free from her kids and get lots of sympathy from her remaining fans when the mean K-fed takes them from her. She made it plain in the beginning that she just wanted to see what it was like to be married and have kids. Apparently she didn't like it. She can't even train or take care of a dog! The court will give custody to K-fed without doubt, especially when her own mother and friends take his side. They realize that she is not a fit mother.

I the dress... kinda spanish style.

Shame about the over-exposed attention seeking simpleton wearing it.

*missing word* like

Well it´s not settled anymore because apparently Kevin is refusing to sign the final documents, not because he wants more money, but because he wants an easier way to keep Britney from her kids if she continues to act like a mental patient.

...just want to thank thesuperficial for NOT doing stories on this idiot "gummie bear" that seems to fascinate tmz.com writers...and pleasae don't start. as for this latest in the bs saga...she is trash...has been trash...and will always be trash. "dang y'all...kevin's trin' to get the kids again. i offered to have a dance off for 'em but he said no...[sob...sniff...giggle]."