Jul 23 2007Kate Moss loses sex tapes

haha :)

Who would want to watch that?

Hey look, a sweaty death-eyed blob is wiggling on top of a pale motionless stick! Hubba hubba!

I'd be more interested in a tape of the coroner taking anal advantage of Tammy Faye's still-warm corpse. Praise The Lord!

What a dumb shit! I hope they find their way to the Internet. If you are stupid enough to make them then you deserve what you get!!!

Ha Ha

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I would pay not to see something like that!!!!!

The best part is that on one tape, they're both in severe heroin withdrawal. So they're trying to fuck while spraying diarrhea all over the room. Possibly that one will have to go in the "fetish" bin.

Man, I'd still hit it. Kate Moss may be skeletal, but I bet she gives mean head. And you can probably feel every inner organ of hers. Awesome.

Man, I'd still hit it. Kate Moss may be skeletal, but I bet she gives mean head. And you can probably feel every inner organ of hers. Awesome.

I'd watch it if Pete was blocked out....

I'd watch it if Pete was blocked out....

When will these dumb ass celebs learn to stop making sex tapes of themselves; or at the very least...watch them right after making them and then completly destroy it. Anyways, Pete & Kate...ewww. It would be like watching grandma and grandpa get it on. Sick. But you know there would be some sick fucks willing to pay to see that.

#4 - That's wrong, ponk! Just wrong.
#7 - Do you know that severe diarrhea is a symptom of heroin withdrawl FROM YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE??

That pic of her in the hat looks more like a blonde Tawny Kitain instead of Kate Moss. If that is really Kate, wouldn't she have coke remnants all over the hat?

Are all of these double posts because THE SITE IS SO FUCKING SLOW SINCE THE "UPGRADE"?
This is terrible, Fish.

yo, i love this new layout. its sweet and much more professional

yeah, fucking disgusting. as someone who never thought kate moss was hot and who thinks that pete doherty looks like elijah wood after being exposed to radiation, i would pay to not be able to see this footage. like, if it would guarantee it forever, i'd spend up to about $240 or so...

yea this upgrade is major sux0rs.

My grandpa once told me, son you havent had sex with a women until youve had sex while cooking up some smack with a bic lighter and a spoon at the same time. I miss grampy.

I'd rather spend all day looking at those pictures of Britney in a thing than these to doing it. Frenzied coke/heroin fueled sex between tweakers doesn't excite me.

#5 Bite Me!!!
How YOU doin'?
#2 Um....ME (I like tasteless porn)

#5 Bite Me!!!
How YOU doin'?
#2 Um...ME (l love porn)

stumble?

no wait, I mean reddit no no, I mean digg

will somebody explain this crap to me?

I'm not sure how hot this could possibly be....
But shamefully, I'd probably still watch it.

Kate Moss made a sex tape? But she seemed so classy. I would be worried about those tapes getting out as well. You know she had to have been doing some serious drugs on those tapes just to sleep with that little white troll of a man. The two of them together gives a whole new definition for boning. I would like to see that tape it would be like something out of “Faces of Death”. I am sure they both look like they were thrown a car window with all that hot bone on bone action. Afterwards you would be like… “Was that a tape of them fucking because it looked like a knife fight to me?”

Nice one Scott.

"The best part is that on one tape, they're both in severe heroin withdrawal. So they're trying to fuck while spraying diarrhea all over the room. "

Hey FRIST what's up? Let go watch some porn!!!!

Hey Jimbo, is it okay if FRIST and I go out on a date?

This is the number one reason why celebrities should never make sex tapes - they always get leaked - especially after a break-up!

Dumb Asses!

Yeah Jimbo I have a little dick and if I can get FRIST really horny watching tastless porn, she may not notice how small my dick really is. So do you mind??

And now for some not so stupid celeb news:

http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/07/
drew_carey_frontrunner_to_repl.html

Drew Carey will be getting all the kisses on TPIR, not Rosie O'Lesbo.

And now for some not so stupid celeb news:

http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/07/
drew_carey_frontrunner_to_repl.html

Drew Carey will be getting all the kisses on TPIR, not Rosie O'Lesbo.

@30 I didn't know that Dilbert's career had sunk so low that he has to host TPIR. How do you go from your own sit-com to hosting a game show?

#13
Ever seen trainspotting???????

How said Jimbo, you have to fuckin hide behind another Name to get a thrill. I guess little things amuse little people. Pretty fuckin sad a grown man, has to type to himself.

#4--Gross, but she did look like the narrator from Tales of the Cript aye? Is it too soon to mock? I think I'm going to Hell someday.
Maybe Kate was trading sex for cocaine?
I love what you've done with the place Fish, does the carpet match the drapes?

So how about it FRIST? You bring the porn and I will bring my little dick. It will be the best 3 1/2 seconds of your life!

LMAO@Jimbo.......now she really knows how fuckin immature you are. Fuckin hilarious.

And you are the height of maturity? I feel you rubbing my head every time you think about FRIST

I like it when Eagle trolls me too. I wish she would post a picture of herself with vibrant lime hair so that I can collect all the colors of the rainbow and stalk her too.

Dear Superficial Webmaster,

You suck. Your posts are horribly boring. It's not that slow of a day, look at all the other gossip blogs- they have x30 more intresting posts than you do.

Love,
Your once loyal fan.

Although, I do like the new set-up...I think.

I have a picture for you. Choke me a little longer and you are going to have white creamy stuff dripping from your eye brows

I'd sooner gouge an eye out....

"Celebrity" sex tapes come out with such frequency now that I assume they were meant to go public eventually. You know, you'd think that in the age of YouTube and whatnot that people would figure out that if you don't want people to see a video of you doing it, don't recor yourself doing it. It is impossible to feel sorry for people who are so stupid. And, I don't know if I can imagine anything less sexy than Kate Moss and her addict boyfriend having any kind of sex. I'd rather see a Rosie O'Donnell sex tape. At least Rosie has tits.

Hey Victor
Can you put me back in your pants and zip me in for the ride home? It is time to go. And when we get home, can you please not put any peanut butter on me again and let the dog lick it off? The Last time you thought it was funny to let the cat try and my head hurt for a week!

Ooh, I can't wait. :|

She made sex tapes and is now announcing to the world that two are missing. Oh, dear, I hope they don't get sold. And while you're at it, don't throw me in that briar patch.

Attention whores amuse me.

Kate mozz dezervez where=ever it zhowz up♦
I'll bet zhez wild on cocaine on thoze tapez♥

Juzt zaw Pariz on freakin Entertainment Tonite☺
that bitch read our commentz tell'n Zpearz
to get the extenzionz Pariz haz...zo now, Pariz
iz talkin all about her extenzionz...lookz like

therez no glue involved and zhe getz 125 of them
and there iz 3 colorz of blonde mixed together...
thatz Y they look zo good...

lookz like Zpearz had a fuckin fit on the ztreet
when zhe waz zitting in her car holding one of
her zonz..gave the kid to the bodyguard and
fuckin ztormed outta her car tell the papz itz
illegal to follow me...but thatz bullzhit, itz not...

the bitch juzt wanted more attention...
the kid didn't want to be with her in the car..
thatz Y the bitch had to pull over....zome mother...

big fucking mouth ...bitch☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

Can you two please take your interweb bitch fight somewhere else??

Back to the topic at hand, I'd LOVE to see this tape! I've seen pictures of Moss and Doherty together and just been absolutely baffled at how and why they got together. I mean, she went from Johnny Depp to Mr. Sweaty McCrackhead.

stupid enuff to make them--hell Ill watch it! for free of course

#48 Speak English you fucking moron

I am so happy that Jesis has made the sex tapes go missing!! Kate needs to tell Pete that she will not be used like a pair of shoes, and Pete needs to surrender his penis to God.

Blessings,
Roberta

I just sucked O.J. Simpson's dick and licked his asshole...yum..

All celebrities now make sex tapes of themselves. They do this because they can't stop looking at themselves. All of them are in love with themselves. Why do you think this dimwit made eight tapes. All of them are like sequels that she is the star of.

I'm sure that Kate Moss is just waiting for her sex tapes to leak out ( by her friends, movers, or herself) . Then she might get some paparazzi time. Right now it's just Paris, Paris, Paris!

Pete Doherty is so ugly I would pay to NOT see him have sex.

Breaking Newz: according E.T.

Brittney in trouble again...takez
kidz on boat without life raftz...
ztupid fucker☺

isn't a coincidence that her sex tapes might get "leaked" out after she's been dropped out of several major ad campaigns? i smell something fishy. i smell a jenna lewis.

#48 kelli, if you think that Paris, even as lame as she is, would pay any attention to your pukey posts you are sadly and pathetically mistaken.

Kelli, will you shut the righteous fuck up? You are a fucking moron.

I don't care if the world is going to end in two minutes, I don't want to hear it from you.

LOL wow, by the way i love the sites new look!

Could someone please restrain Kelli so that the men in white coats can get the straight Jacken on? Don't worry Kelli, you're going to a safe place with soft walls and lots of zzzz's.

That is so weird!!! #20 & 21, when I was at work trying to post, it never went through. I even checked after. Man, this site IS fucked up!!!
But I still love porn....

#61 They're on their way, I just heard sirens.
Er....hope they're not for me.....

Yeah I'd take a solid month of nothing but eye-watering close-ups of Britney's cottage cheese ass if it meant Kelli would shut the fuck up

Poor Kate...

Durrr, publicity stunt.

He's gross, broke, stupid, ugly, a drug addict and completely nuts. Good choice, Kate. That says a lot about you. Heidi Fleis probably has fewer diseases than Pete.

God, it was oh so close. She nearly smacked her forehead and said, "D'oh".

#64 AMEN!!!

"Kate already destroyed six, but she can't find the last two ..."

Wow, replace Kate with Harry and this could almost be lifted straight from the latest Potter book. Go get them there horcruxes Kate!

Kate is pretty woman.

I am wondering how Kate is going to be interesting without the train wreck boyfriend Doherty. I am already missing the good old days of reading about his making artwork from his blood. It only makes sense that she saved the artwork but burned his poems (sorry MK) as he is supposedly a brilliant song writer.

KrazyHotKelli - your posts are every bit as relevant as Paris Hilton. Pay no attention to the Harshers.

One more little thing: Victor, I suggest you go back to drinking douche water until the abrasions heal.

*giggles*

that picture + that headline = hilarity!!!!

Assholes!

Good for her that snow-blowing sow! Jesus me, are all celebrities STUPID or is it just me?

Ewww, and I can imagine the tape; two skeletal, bad-toothed pigs grinding at each other while grinding their teeth, then they stop to take another hit of meth while guzzling 50-year-old scotch.

Woo hoo.....

THIS JUST IN!!

Lohan arrested early this morning drunk at the wheel and with cocaine in her pockets. (from yahoo.ca)

well that explains how she keeps her body in such good shape!

Jimbo, just because I left the porn running when I left this morning, didn't mean that you were suppose to call over those hookers for breakfast. This
time they better not be boys, I mean it.

kate, get over yourself. no one in their right mind will want to watch that.

one more celebrity drug addict LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all....BLUKKKK! Secondly, don't tape it or snap it if you don't want the world to see it at some point...Trust me...;) lol

Vomit.....

That is a horrible photo of miss moss!
She usually looks alittle tired but pretty.

Morons. These people's IQs are very low.

Wait you can still have sex when your on coke? Wait what are the negatives again?

Wait you can still have sex when your a junkie? Wait what where the negatives of a life of drugs again?

I would watch it.

Also I would be interested to see what the attraction she had for Pete. He must have the biggest cock in the world.

Hopefully she will be more selective now as to who she makes a sex tape with. Geez, these celebs are so dumb.

hahah dumb bitch,,,come on petey bring out those tapes,,, i wanna see what a woman with 2 backs look like,,,,id still bang her though,,,well i dont know after pete? geezz

ooh dear

The only way I'd bang this dumb bimbo would be after she douched that nasty thing with bleach. Then I'd put 20x the normal amount of chlorine in my pool and let her "bathe" in that. Then I'd pre-load on penicillin & anti-fungals. And of course she'd have to put a bag over that ugly face that usually has 400 mils of make-up to appear presentable. And she'd need surgery to make that body presentable.

But other than that, I'd hit it!

Que se joda por puta. Les esta bien empleado a todas estas gilipollas que se van con los "mas listos". Drogata de mierda.

Shit.
I feel like the only person who thinks Pete Doherty is fucking hot.

I'd watch them if Moss was blocked out.

I know its all speculation but this site seems to have some very explicit kate moss sexual content on it. I personally think its the sex tape but i am not sure.

http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

The above link takes you directly there. Thanks maybe someone else can confirm the video is there.

Shes gets so much stick all the time! The last thing she needs is pete humiluating her again. I think his gone to far already by selling storyies* into the papers and mags about her jealousy and being insecure. If i was kate i think i would be far from insecure becouse the public love her, she's got a pretty little girl, also how meny times has she been on the front cover of vouge? Most vouge models do that once in a lifetime (If their lucky)!

Pete should feel bad enough already for sleeping with that french model, so why dose he what to stich her up again?

If he dose sell the taps could kate sue?

Everybody knows that when she was with him she was taking drugs. However how could she let her 4 year old daughter in the same house as him? She could of found needles or all sorts. Not only that but i've read a few times that kate and pete had violent rows.

I hope kate won't have to resort to paying pete money to get the 2 taps back.

I think his best off out of her life, hopfully this time for good.

from big kate moss fan and topshop_X

Both are Euro trash that deserve each other...
This is a classic example of being strung out on shit and the brilliant decisions that follow. Anybody that would bed with this loser Euro trash geek such as this deserves pure misery and all that follows.

I'd be freaking out too if I had sex w/ Pete Doherty and actually taped it!!
UGH!! *now I shall dream of Johnny Depp*

I happen to love Pete to death. Kate Moss is a fucking tourist and has been from the start. "Slumming it" no longer suits her. Atleast Pete is genuine, even the tragic, redundant aspects. I'd fancy a good "knees up" with him in a heartbeat (followed by rather a lot of Penicillin), and I'd say it's Kate who is a wretched human being.

your all wastemen or wastegash safe x

Watching too bony cokewhores screwing, is definately NOT on my wishlist, thankyouverymuch...