Jul 3 2007Kate Moss gets fired

Agree- Kate Moss is more high fashion than spokesmodel.

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She looks like a younger Uma.

She looks like diseased rodentia.

Party on Kate. At least you have Pete.

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Imagine this, a beautiful peacock strolls into a Burger King parking lot in Staten Island, NY. A strange sight, but a beautiful sight. The peacock probably just wanted one of those delicious charbroiled burgers he's heard all about. Now imagine this, some crazy ass crackhead spots the peacock and believes in his crack heart of crack hearts that this beautiful bird is a dangerous vampire.

True story! This went down last Thursday when this man thought the peacock was a vampire. The man beat the peacock. He beat is so hard that it later had to be put to sleep. The man escaped before police arrived.

One of the employees said that when she asked him what he was doing he said, "I'm killing a vampire."

I read about that. Poor peacock. :(

Gee, that certainly is a flattering photo, huh? She should lay off the narcotics. Maybe visit a hairdresser too. I thought heroin chic was out...

#1

Ha! Funniest thing I've read all day! Surely you gest. High fashion? There's a cocaine joke in there somewhere, right?

if that can be a model, then my penis can be a model too!

I'd have sex with her face.

What?

#10

I think the whole high fashion look plays alot into looking coked out. Really thin, pretty pallid, a little pissed off looking. And, she can hide her face easier with alot of insane makeup and hair.

Seeing Kate Moss in lingere makes one think of who she wears lingere for.......and that would be the walking pharmaceutical plant known as Pete Doherty.........not a very marketable visual...a bag of bones with hair and a sweaty, chubby doughboy doing the horizontal bop....

Poor poor rich girl...

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The last time Kate Moss's face was fresh was when the doctor was wiping placenta off it.

They were forced to drop her because every time they asked her to model crotchless underwear, heroin balloons would fall out.

Everyone lay off Kate please. She's 33 for Christ's sake, give her a break! Why is it that whenever someone goes slightly down hill on the looks front, people go from worshipping them to tearing chunks out of them. It happened with Brittney, now it's happening with Kate. People need to control their jealosy.

And actually, the reason they dropped her was because the woman who chooses the models (Selena or Serena something or other) ran of with Kate Moss's friends husband, and she felt uncomfortable around Kate.

I'd bet money that they replaced her with Gemma Ward, she's replaced Kate on several other contracts already. She looks like a cross between a young Kate Moss and a sexy alien. They looks similar, but Gemma is like 13 years younger...thus more fashionable lol

She replaced Kate at Louis Vitton and Burbury has both women featured.

dude. kate moss is beautiful. i am not advocating anorexia or cocaine addiction, but she really is an icon. And have any of you seen her agent provocateur campaign from years past? she looks stunning and MUCH better than the rest of the models in the spread.

Well I think shes pretty fuckin hot in this picture at anyway, but the fact she mates with the vile species Pete Doherty is enough to put me off the thought of her as a sex object so they are doing the right thing cos being associated with that ugly drug raddled asswipe is not good for her image.

In a related story ....
Pete Doherty pleads guilty to new drug charges.
http://www.timesdaily.com/article/20070703/
APE/707030630&cachetime=5

#20 - #22: If you would please run a search of this site, you'll find the nude photos of Kate from her beach excursion this winter, and then you'll understand. SHE LOOKS HORRID! Especially when she appears in public with cocaine all over her clothes.

Not to mention her "man" Pete, who will be a year before he can pass a drug test. He's been videotapes doing heroin with prostitutes before (also available on this site).
See the link above for his latest happenings.

Obviously, you are both tripping on LSD, and have no sense of reality.

This is what happens when Pete Dogherty bites you in the vagina.

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@20 and 21 - Which website did you confuse with this one? Why do you assume any of us worship any of these shit for brains celebrities?

put some crossbones under her face and you've got a pirate flag

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@20 and 21 - Oh, yeah, I forgot! We are jealous of this drug addicted anorexic moron or drunk, overweight, talentless Mom-of-the-year Britney? Right!!

She isn't wearing any make up in this picture, and her skin looks pretty tired. But her bone structure is amazing, she has nice lips and great cheekbones.

Dumped by a disgusting junkie one day. Fired the next. She's having a hell of a week. She's still one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, though.

To Superfish: She's a way better model than Alessandra Ambroio, is prettier, and looks etter in lingerie despite the fact she's a "coke whore"

I don't see what's so wrong with her face, se has AMAZING bone structure. Better than Gisele's and Alessadra's and a ton better at that.

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I don't know about the model, but Agent Provocateur lingerie is very HOT. I just love their stuff, so sexy. Yummy

It's not about her age, Kate-ass-kissers. It's the fact that she's plain hideous. But you must be around 12 to think 33 is "older" anyway.

I never understood why this bitch was a model. Her eyes are freaky-deaky, too far apart. She looks like a damn alien. And that gap in her teeth is annoying. And the worst part is, if THAT is what a "supermodel" looks like, why aren't all of us supermodels?

35--get the fuck out of here........AMAZING bone structure.........It's just AMAZING! Bone structure!

#38 please tell me who you consider gorgeous then. She has amazing bone structure and she photographs beautifully. She is probably the greatest model of all time and she alone took over in a time when curvy women ruled the runway. She's amazing, you just have bad taste.

AGAIN! with the amazing bone structure thing. that is without doubt the most silly and pretentious fuckheaded thing I think I've ever read on this site. Seriously. Now RichPort......dude's got AMAZING bone struture.....you know what I'm sayin'......some suh'um suh'um...........

That's one skeleton I wouldn't mind hanging from my tree on Halloween.......

Stallion's got amazing bone structure, too.

...for a pussy!

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks she's a mess. Every time that I make a negative comment about her I get a metric ton of hate mail.
She's far from representing style and class, and the idea that we're supposed to want to buy stuff with her name on it totally baffles me.

C'mon now, we all know I didn't call Stallion a pussy.

41 No I don't. Obviously you're too big of an idiot to understand anything so I'll pass on the arguing. 45, how does she not represent style? She's the biggeststyle icon of them all.

41 No I don't. Obviously you're too big of an idiot to understand anything so I'll pass on the arguing. 45, how does she not represent style? She's the biggeststyle icon of them all.

Models who work at Agent Provocateur have short contracts anyway, Kylie was their model once.

This has come at a bad time for Kate because Burberry have recently dropped her too.

I don't think she will do much work now because of her condition, she looks like shit thanks to the drugs and parties.

Actually bone structure is important in modeling. Thats exactly what they look for, interesting features. Ever see Americas next top model? Half those girls are weird looking, but theyd make great models. Tall, lanky, defined features... just sayin

speaking of idiots....*cough* double post *cough cough*

50 and the other bone structure freak......No, thank GOD, I have never seen America's Next Top Whatever.

@43 & 44

Definition of a pussy- Those who are to scared to crack on me with their real handle.

Pussy......

I just said you have good BONE structure....the asshat threw in the other shit.

41- good bone structure is pretty clear is a concept. It means your facial features are what photographers look for, there are certain things that make a person photograph well...and Kate has pretty much all of them.

High cheek-bones: check
Wide-set, large eyes: check
Chisled nose: check
broad mouth: check

Have good bone structure and a tall, thin body is what is needed for a model. Flip open any fashion magazine and there are dozens of pictures of Kate looking great in photos...most people can't do that.

Definition of pussies - those who ban people out of knee-knocking, pants-wetting, shivery girl-screaming fear (of being shown up as intellectually deficient...yet again).

@56 Still crying about that, huh? Now that's a true pussy, faggot.........

P.S. I'm not a part of that anymore, cry to someone who gives a fuck.........

I see the trolls are still in cunt-troll...

speaking of pussies...

I know what it means, thanks for clearing it up for me John Casablancas. All I'm saying is that it's fucking pretentious and fucking gay to be all, Oh she has the most AMAZING bone structure. Fuck you. Amazing bone structure to me is your tibia being connected to your fucking mandibula......and you can still get around. THAT is amazing bone structure.

I wonder how I posted simultaneously....Oh I know how I did that.....#59 wasn't me. Hey, Jrztroll, can you pay my bills for me, too?

@56 - Dude, if you have something to say, post under your own name and say it. Because that wannabe-clever one time name shit is fucking lame. And I know Stallion, I've smacked bullshit fools with Stallion, Stallion is a friend of mine... and you are no Stallion.

Actually 50 the girls from ATM all make horrible models. Tyra freaking sucks at casting.

Sure thing, Rissy. And I loved how the poster boy for recycling material accused Ferret of plagiarism. Stop trying to lay down ridiculous commands and just go back to your safe playpen. Or braid your hair. Whatever.

@64 - Who knows who the fuck you are, I can only thing of one of a few, but who ever you are, being you must be like shouting underwater... completely fucking useless.

Jealousy... it's what's for dinner...

cry me a river.

Sounds like you do a great job of that on your own. You need to stop living in the past... it's very unhealthy.

Those anorexic Barbies for the teletubbies set weren't moving thru Euro Disney as fast as the people at Pepsi had hoped. So Agent Provocateur gave up their market-friendly health-consciousness frontwoman.

Wasn't she pregnant or something? Did she miscarry? Looking at her body, I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

@67 RichaRico, I was thinking the douche needs to get out and meet some real live people. Although they wouldn't like him either.......

I have amazing bones.

@70 - Italia, it's just pathetic when people cry on their keyboards... especially when they claim to be men... sad, really. The Fish is dying slowly...

She looks a little like Skanky Ang.....Skank's cuter though. and more.... wholesome. ;)

#21 and #22 = party on.
Yes - true. Thats why she was "dropped"

she's the coolest chic around.

#70 & #72, jesus, get a room already. i hate it when guys do their buddy-nickname thing. just suck each other off and be done with it, and spare us all the repressed homoerotic tension.

LOL @ 75, feeling left out are we? Fuck you......

#76, you're dumb and primitive, so clearly you're the "man" in the relationship.

@77 Well then, who's the man in your relationship? Considering you're probably a chick with a dick. Ooops, I forgot you probably have never been in a relationship. Maybe you should get that 90 pound mole removed from your ass...........

ummmm...yikes. i'll check back when you're on your game...

I agree, she still looks good. She always will. Part of what makes her gorgeous is that she doesn't look like every other supermodel.

@79 You mean when you're done rocking in a fetal position trying to come up with a comeback.

#21 is right. Kate wanted out of the contract with lingerie label Agent Provocateur after its owner Serena Rees ran off with Paul Simonon, bassist of rock band The Clash, who is married to one of Kate's best friends. She wasn't allowed out of contract so she waited till it ran out so she could leave. She wasn't really fired

schack is it? I would say blow me, but I wouldn't want you pushing your mom out of the way to get to my dick, what with her in hospice and all.

#81 - you're right. that's exactly what i have to do to remember what i said on the playground back in fourth grade.

well i see summer school classes are done for the day...

schack, are your jokes stuck in a fucking revolving door, or are you yet another lame incarnation of the same fucking moron?

sorry, RichPort, but you're a little too monomaniacal for my taste. good luck chasing your ghost through the threads, aided by your consigliere (your beloved stallion). or is he merely your concubine? truly, i don't judge. good luck, fella!

p.s. repeated swearing merely demonstrates a lack of vocabulary.

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Is that so schack? Let me see... bitch ass pussy, suck my fucking enormous cock you fart knocking shitty smegma swallower. How's that for limited

Run along now...

Oh, and it'z a zad fucking day when even kelLIE is more interezting than U...

Hey schack, how are you today?

Richport,
Your just pissed because I didn't finish blowing you off the other day. It's not my fault, you were making me sick and I had to puke. Please don't be mad at me, I'll make it up to you later, I promise.

you guys are very amusing today. I wonder if "Richard" is posting under another name what with all the references to "great bone structure"? Kate is an enigma: looks compelling in modeling photos but has saggy skin all over her legs and dark circles under her eyes.

meh. contracts come and go and where one drops out, ten more will come knocking so i'm sure she could give a shit. she is starting to look a little ropey though so i give her five years more at the outside

Whoever wrote the following:

"I know what it means, thanks for clearing it up for me John Casablancas. All I'm saying is that it's fucking pretentious and fucking gay to be all, Oh she has the most AMAZING bone structure. Fuck you. Amazing bone structure to me is your tibia being connected to your fucking mandibula......and you can still get around. THAT is amazing bone structure."

is an amazing motherfucker and brilliant.

p.s. kate is a fugly anorexic 30 something year old with really bad taste in everything, including how she dresses...like a hippie BUM.

You're an idiot^^^.

The bloom is DEFINETLY off the rose on this one. Guess putting mass quantities of drugs into your system doesn't help. Oh, and having sex w/ some one like Pete whateverthefuckhisnameis douchebag.

"If you're ever brushing your teeth in front of a mirror and you're all alone, and then you turn around and suddenly there's a person there who lifts up their cape and bites your neck, nine out of ten times it's Kate Moss"

your humour is shit

Kate rocks! All the haters are just jealous. Are you a supermodel? Have you dated Johnny Depp? She's not the only famous person to have done drugs, she was just unfortunate enough to get caught.

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http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/KL/katemoss.jpg

If this isn't pretty could you please tell me what is?

#31/36/38 = jealous munters

She was replace by a girl called "Daisey Lowe" , she's a complete minger, face like a pig.

She really doesn't photograph very well, which is very strange for a model. I once saw her, about 20 years ago, walking around Beverly Hills, and I thought she was much better looking in person. But then again, I was a child, so she must be like 60 now. In Hollywood once you hit 30 your career is over, and she is now considered geriatric by most.

she has a pretty face. but her body makes me sick

To all you English Kate Moss Lovers ---

Have a Happy 4th of July from all of us in the United States of America!!!!

It is really too bad that you can't be here to celebrate with us, as we all know so little about your country, we don't understand why you don't celebrate the 4th of July in the UK.

Stupid Limeys!!!!

94--it was me.

#103: Fuck off, you stupid flag-humping yank.

Kate is really messed up. She sucks my ass whenever I want her to. She's always been a whore, and a drug addict. You people don't understand, in Europe, everyone is a whore and we will climb into bed with anyone, doesn't matter to us. We are just a bunch of bed hoppers and that's what we love. Amerians are better then us, we are just jealous of you. We all want to live in the land of the free.

kate moss doesn't give a damn.

life to her, is one big joke and we're the punchline for "not living it up"

omg please change it back. i can't navigate this site OMG

Just a little reminder to everyone posting comments on here "HATING" ....... "Jealousy is a disease BITCH, GET WELL SOON!!"

I am with you Lucy in the sky, Kate is a Beautiful Gorgeous Lady. Her cunt drips with sweet sugar juice. I love Kate, she rocks the world. Go kate baby.