Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick

FRIST!

it wasnt me

CONDOM MAN AGREES WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT OF THE SITUATION

LOVITZ IS INDEED AWESOME AND DICK DOES INDEED LOVE THE DICK

So what's the problem.Phil Hartman is dead isn't he. It's not like Andy Dick was lying.

LOL WUT

A VERY VERY BIG thank you goes to Jon Lovitz.

A: Andy Dick is just that...a dick. He's not funny, he's not talented, he's not nice, he's not much of anything.

B: Phil Hartman was awesome...you don't disrespect someone like that. Especially to one of his close friends.

C: Jon Lovitz is awesome...and even more awesome now.

D: Violence doesn't solve anything. But some people (ie: DICK) are just so bullheaded that sometimes it takes a little more than reason to have them understand.

Score one for Jay Sherman! I'm sitting on a volcano of rage and I have nowhere to release it.

Andy Dick has as much right to be famous as Paris Hilton. Why can't both just go to hell and leave the earth?

A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE like Bite Me! to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES

violence rox

Hey ihavealife, ever hear of fortuity? That was my first post ever on the site and may well be the last. Get bent! If you've got such a life why are you wasting time responding?

As has been pointed out before the only people who are bigger ASSHOLES than those waiting to write FIRST (or FRIST) are those who wait for a new thread so they can point out that whoever was first is an ASSHOLE.
ASSHOLE.

JON LOVITZ = UC IRVINE'S FINEST ALUM!!!

EATER NATION!! GO EATERS!!!

#9 - You call writing derogatory comments on a blog having a life? What the hell would you define as not having a life?

i hope it wasn't a staged blood capsule stunt.

i'm sort of disappointed lovitz didn't bounce an ashtray off his head, douse him in vermouth and set him on fire.

phil hartman was a fucking legend (although you fail to mention dick was on that shitty sitcom so perhaps he *knew* hartman)

@9 no you don't have a life and you are a complete ASS-HOLE. You make the same post every day. Shut the FUCK UP!!!

This might be the greatest thing ever.

will someone refresh my memory as to why A Dick is in the world?

Never liked Jon Lovitz....until today. Now he's my hero !

I love Jon Lovitz and I am glad he beat the shit out of that ass hole Andy Dick, but I bet the little fag fight must have been hilarious to watch.

YAAAA Jon you rock i hope you wiped that little S*&T stain good job JON

anyone that puts hurting on andy dick is a national hero

Someone need to whip his ass! He's annoying a shit! A BIG THANK YOU, TO JON LOVITZ! I think that Janice Dickerson, is rubbing off on him...she should have whipped Omarosa's ass!

"But I don't hit women" LMAO!!!!

#6 said it best.....

.

#9
Do not despair, your little joke is not lost on all of us

A kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler? I'd have to go with the Fuhrer on that one.

Best. Story. Ever.

Wow. I kinda always disliked Andy Dick, but now I am seething with hatred towards him. How do you diss on Phil Hartman, the greatest comedian of his time? Whether viewing an episode of Simpsons or a classic SNL sketch, he made this world a better place to be. You are missed, Phil!

The Andy Dick show was pretty funny, I think he has his moments...

but he most definiltely deserved this.

p.s. why hasn't he openly admitted his queer-ness?

Fuck assault charges. You don't fucking make fun of Phil Hartman.

Jon Lovitz deserves a medal.

Andy Dick gave Phil Hartman's wife (who was sober for 10 years) cocaine at a party. She later killed Phil and herself. Dick is technically responsible for Hartman's death. I hope Levitz put his ass in a hospital.

I've always loved Lovitz, especially his roles on News Radio and The Critic-- Sadly, I thought andy dick was pretty funny, but it sounds like he's burned his brain. Seriously, what did he expect saying shit like that? Phil was one of the funniest people of the last century and, by all accounts, just a great guy. Dick has needed a pounding for a while.

Lovitz has gotten a lifetime respect award from me. Now if only the ghost of Phil Hartman will cause an anvil to drop on Dick's head and smash his clean out of his ass, the world will finally have a sense of justice.

Whoa! "that shitty sit com?" I hate most situational comedies and consider them to be insulting for the most part. News Radio, though, was something else-- a lot of surrealist and absurdist comedy with a sit-com wrapper. It was a very subtle show with some well-done slap-stick... I understand how anyone could dislike anything, you know, doesn't match your tastes, etc, but to call News Radio "Shitty" is a pretty bold statement ;)

News Radio was okay but it was not Two and a Half Men. I wouldn't even say it was an According to Jim.

News Radio rocked.

Lovitz is an untalented, thief, hack. He would have kept his cowardly pie-hole effing shut or even laughed along with it if Dane Cook or someone would have said the exact same thing to him. He only beat up Dick because Andy weighs like two ounces.

Leno should have curb stomped Lovitz when Lovitz stole the "liar guy" bit. Leno had been doing the "yeah, that's the ticket" thing in his act for YEARS before Lovitz stole it and started doing it on SNL.

Andy Dick iz a fuckface
and I
remember Phil Hartmen
in a
movie when I waz young

"Jinglez all the way"
with
Arnold Zwartzajigger
I
really liked Phil..he
waz
a crazy funny guy...

sorry... i forgot to take my meds today. i'm taking viagra for my extrememly small penis. sorry again guys.

Are Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin the same person? Does anyone ever see them appearing at the same place, at the same time?

This seems insane, didn't Andy and Jon work together for those last crappy seasons of "News Radio" after Jon replaced the deceased Phil?

Still though, Phil Hartman was THE MAN and his death was a tragedy.

Andy Dick is just jealous because Phil Hartman had the best taste in women.

36. --> You think Obviously like Dick, think Leno is funny, and you say Lovits is a hack? That means you probably think "Jiminy Glick" is the pinnacle of TV comedy then.

(also "That's the ticket" is a common colloquialism that first showed up in England around 1834. Very much like Yadda Yadda Yadda that a million comedians used/had material about it before Seinfeld ever thought to use it, doing so is a common practice and the similarity to the two is vague at best.
Besides, many cartoon characters and B&W comedic actors used it as well, and in similar context..so Leno ripped them off first.

And I don't care who you are, Pope, President or (in this case) Penis...if you insult the memory of one of my friends to my face. You're getting five thrown at you.

Also with no exceptions, you're wrong and everything you like sucks.

So then I after I beat up Andy dick and ahhh Mike Tyson, yeah, I gabbed Pam Anderson, and we had sex yeah..on the bar yeah thats it. And then I got drunk with..Goerge Clooney yeah and we flew to ..Paris yeah on his private jet see ..

Jay Sherman aka Jon Lovitz needs a blog dedicated to his greatness-

Andy Dicks funny but he goes too far sometimes

Mr. Superfish, lay off the analogies. They are not your friends.

Hopefully He'll continue on this path of enlightnement and take down Carrot Top next.

Lovitz is my hero!

Please tell me someone got that fantastic beat down on video!! I bet Dick cried like the little bitch that he is. Lovitz you are the man. Tonight i tip a frosty mug of joy in your honor!

#39 - hilarious.

And since apparently none of you watch the View, evidently Andy Dick got Phil Hartman's wife addicted to coke, and non-hilarity ensued.

Martin Scorsese, if you're reading - cast Lovitz in your next crime movie! He'll make Joe Pesci look like...well...Andy Dick.

Amen!

With all due respect and knowing this is off on a tangent the name O.J. Simpson SHOULD be relaced with a name like Charles Manson or Ed Gein because O.J. Simpson/his stories may SEEM to be weird but a Freddy Krueger/Hannibal Lecter type person DID murder his wife/friend and SO MANY people get 'fitted-up' that he feared being 'fitted-up' for a murder that he did not commit and fled from the scene.

U.S.A. is very far from perfect. In 1999 in U.S.A. I got libeled as a "fraudster", "violent", "liar" plus much more by a man that had already served two jail terms for libeling me there.

George W. Bush is rumored to be a staunch member of an international crime syndicate plus much more.

O.J. Simpson is such a good person that I, as a U.S.A. resident-with-Green card, would in the right circumstances, recommend he be considered as President. Much better than Richard Branson I think. Eh?! What's Richard Branson got to do with this? Read: Richard Branson - The True Story, a top-quality U.S.A. book about him and his Virgin-baloney that was marketed in U.S.A. from early 1996 to early 1997. There must be many copies still in existence in U.S.A.

I will say no more.

Andy dick was in chicago at a night club and went to a cash station where a young lady was in front of him. He grabbed her chest and said "what? I'm famous"...

This guy is a DOUCHE and Jon LOVITZ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!

I hate Andy Dick so much. I love John Lovitz even more now.

#47Hopefully He'll continue on this path of enlightnement and take down Carrot Top next.

that comment f***ing rocks!! :P

I've met both before. Andy really is a dick and Jon's a nice guy. About time someone kicked Andy's ass. Andy always seems to be milking Hollywood for all it's worth. He probably likes this free PR!

This guy is my new hero. Its about time someone kick the shit out of Andy Dick because he is A Dick. Do you see what i did there? Because A Dick are his initials. What a fucking tool.

YES! Where's the video of this beat down? We can get video of Michael Richard yelling "Nigger", but no footage of Andy Dick's face getting turned into jelly?

Viva Jay Sherman! Viva Jon Lovitz! Viva Jay Sherman!! Viva Jon Lovitz!

How could Andy Dickless crack on Phil Hartman after having worked with him? If what #30 says is true, shouldn't Dickless be charged with some crime? Shit - you see that happen on "Law & Order" all the time!

YES! Where's the video of this beat down? We can get video of Michael Richard yelling "N_i_g_g_e_r", but no footage of Andy Dick's face getting turned into jelly?

Viva Jay Sherman! Viva Jon Lovitz! Viva Jay Sherman!! Viva Jon Lovitz!

How could Andy Dickless crack on Phil Hartman after having worked with him? If what #30 says is true, shouldn't Dickless be charged with some crime? Shit - you see that happen on "Law & Order" all the time!

Wow ... crazy.
Fish blocked my 1st post because I had the word "N-i-g-g-e-r" in it without the seperators. I wasn't even being racist - just recounting what Michael Richards said.

Damn web-Nazi's.

I haven't seen "The View", but if you click through to the Page Six thing, the whole story about cocaine is there.

WAY TO GO JON! I loved him in the Wedding Singer
You do not I repeat DO NOT disrespect Phil Hartman man....all that awesome talent wasted by his coked out wife....and whoever made the comment about Phil being dead? No shit Sherlock, that's why he deserves respect when mentioned, not rude comments from some scrawny, unfunny jerk.
"Hi I'm Tro McClure, you might remember from such bar room brawls as "Andy acts like a Dick!" and "Hell hath no fury like Jon's fist"

Jon Lovitz, Agent of God. Please tell me someone got this on tape.

#9 makes me laugh. Stop posting "first", it's just stupid. And the "frist" thing, yeah, that was funny like 4 months ago when it first happened, but it's lost the humour and now people just do it for now friggin reason. Just stop with the first posts. Say something entertaining or insulting or whatever instead.

FIRST!

#52 what in gods name are you talking about?

Great jibberish though..

I wonder if any one screamed "You can do IT" while he was pummelling the Dick.

I would have.

That's not how it happened.

http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1331205.php/Jon_Lovitz_and_Andy_Dicks_Laugh_Factory_brawl

It's weird. Andy Dick was working with Phil Hartman when he died (News Radio). I remember him showing up for a scheduled appearance on Letterman a few days later and being almost catatonic with grief. Was he full of shit then, or now?

What a jerk.

Wow... From where you least expect it, eh?
Much respect John Lovitz. Much respect.

FRIST!

If Lovitz get prosecuted the entire planet will show up as a character witness.

Lovitz is a bad nigga

Holy Shit, I want to fuck Jon Lovitz.

Who would have even thought he had it in him? HOLY SHIT I'm so impressed.

Andy Dick had his moments, but he needs to go.

JON LOVITZ FOR MAYOR OF AMERICA!!!!

Maeby #47, have you SEEN Carrot Top? He's huge. He's like a watermelon, next to a turnip. He's ripped and looks like a monster.

(shivers)

I love Jon Lovitz, he was great on the animated series "The Critic" =)

#68: Thanks for that fuller story. If Jon Lovitz walked up to me and told me our friend's death was all my fault, I might make an off-color joke about how death follows us around, too.

Can we give Lovitz some sort of medal for this?

If only he wasn't such a white boy.

It is so sad. I saw a tv program recently where Andy Dick was trying mightily to get into a limo with another star, attempting to go t a party at his home. When shoved out of the limo, he begged to be allowed to get back in, to go to the party. I'm wondering if the "fight" he picked with Lovitz was a pitiful attempt to get some attetion, some publicity.

#66, it is pretty good jibberish, but still, do we want to prompt for more?

#42.......I love you

EAT FRESH

# 75. I don’t know how Carrot Top got so big.. But his bulked up physique merely supports my claim that he eats human babies for protein..

You go, Jon Lovitz!! Fifty points! Andy Dick has been desperately begging to get himself pounded for a long time now. Someone finally did it, maybe it'll teach him to stop being such an obnoxious moron.

Jon Lovitz FTW!

I owe you a beer, sir!

He didn't really beat him up.... it was just.....

ACTING!!!!!

He didn't really beat him up.... it was just.....

ACTING!!!!!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i214/sharkkmann/Jon-Lovitz-C.jpg

A Dick is a dick, and the only one low enough to fuck him is Sarah Silverman. Way to go Jon, do it again!!!

Phil Hartman is the only person for whom I am actually pissed off is dead. I hope the younger kids in this group remember and appreciate how fucking funny this man was. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? His Frank Sinatra impression? Frank Sinatra: Shut up! Okay, issue number four: Milli Vanilli. What is this faggot crap? Uncle Fester!

Sinead O'Connor: I don't understand the question.

Frank Sinatra: I'll tell you what you better understand! Next time you see Old Glory riding up that pole, you better sing that anthem, darling! You're lucky you're a chick, or you'd be nothing but a stain on the road and a crewcut. Our founding fathers went to the mat for you, baby!

Sinead O'Connor: It's not my flag - I'm Irish.

Frank Sinatra: Oh? Well, then stay off of this stuff.. [ mimes drinking ] That's the curse of you people. Billy Idol!

Andy Dick is a waste of just about everything. He was only funny on NewsRadio because of Hartman.

FYI, if you want to read the whole skit, its here:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90ksinatra.phtml

ROFL GO JON!

Thank you so much for what you did some posts up Wally. You're still my hero but now Jon Lovitz is too.

I remember in an interview shortly before his death that he said before every SNL show, he got down on his knees and said the Lord's Prayer. Not only was Phil Hartman a comic genius, he was humble and down to earth. I would pray for a few more like him!

Andy Dick may have now achieved the recognition he committed social suicide for (many times) - he is now in the league with Mark David Chapman, Yoko Ono, Ike Turner, Michael Jackson, O.J. and assorted scum.

I never thought it would be possible, but that Jon Lovitz just proved himself to be a very sexy man.

Love you Mr. Lovitz. But why didn't you finish the job, Dickhead is still among us.

Andy Dick is the epitome of the "professional celebrity". Obnoxious, desperate for attention, no discernible talent other than being an overbearing prick, and filled with chemical substances. He's basically a male version of Courtney Love, except he's never been married to a musical genius.

I'll admit I've never been the biggest Lovitz fan - I think he's only good when applied in just the right situation, and even then sometimes it needs to be a relatively small dose. But dammit after this hot little slice of celebrity life he's just served up, I think I'm going to have to become evangelistic about my sudden enthusiasm for his greatness.
Dude's a dark horse, and I think I want to bear his children now. Yes, I'm willing to go through the surgery that will make this possible.

Lovitz was terrible in News Radio. They should've left the cast one short instead of trying to replace Phil Hartman. Andy Dick was better on News Radio. (Lovitz' character was kinda like a rehash of Dick's character).

That said, Dick's a hack. Has funny moments sometimes, but it's pretty rare. And from what I've heard he's NOT gay... he's bi? I forgot where I read that, but I remember someone saying Dick's definitely bi.

I'm glad everyone still loves Phil!

Lovitz definitely has earned some cool points with this one

100th?

#100 - Sure everyone still loves him. It's a simple rule: if you're consistently funny, you're awesome. Ipso facto, I'm constantly adored.

Wait, I'm not on Geekologie and I just said 'ipso facto'...

Okay, don't panic. Just say something cool and nobody will notice.

Uh... Lohan's an illiterate twat who's got questionable taste in shoes!

Whew.

wait, why would the cat be playing with hitler?

jesus, what a terrible thing to say. and he said it twice. im not surprised andy got his ass kicked. actually, im surprised he doesnt get his ass kicked every day.

But....I'm FRIST!!!

And btw, superfish dood, love the totally predictable analogies at the end of each post. Way to keep me on my toes.....

GO JON,i hate andy dick.i remember reading an interview with him about the death of Chris Farley where he blame Chris' fans,(btw HE was the one partying with him a couple of months before he died)its been a while since i read it.
Now i LOVE Farley & Hartman,they are the only celebs i cried over when they died.
i could see dick saying something like this,i thought he was friends with Phil.
Phil was awesome,i loved when he played Sintra & Bill Clinton.

This story is so great. Particularly in this day and age, where everyone is so goddamn passive-aggressive. This is real old school: someone mouths off to you, you offer him a chance to apologize. He doesn't apologize, you give him a good hiding. The End.

i love andy dick :(

oh, and he didn't disrespect phil. he said that to jon bc jon goes around blaming andy for phil's death.

Lovitz beats Dick...??????

Phil waz awezome on Snl
and zo waz Chriz Farley
I loved them...
Andy Dickhead iz the ugliezt
dickhead I ever saw..
piece of zhit face/w/bad hair☻

A couple of years ago, Andy the Dick came down to San Diego with some fellow "Dickheads" and were staying at the Hotel Del Coronado. Their mistake was wandering into the local Navy SEAL watering hole and copping a very obnoxious celebrity attitude with the owners. A group of SEAL's just back from a tour in Middle East were there and very "nicely" escorted them out. By "nicely" I mean, there were no broken bones.

This has got to be one of the coolest things to ever happen. Why didn't Lovitz just do what everyone was hoping for and kill the guy?

Fake fake fake. Just a publicity stunt, you gullible fucks.

Phil Hartman was genius. His memory deserves some respect. Andy Dick seems like a dick. I wish hollywood would figure out he's hack and blacklist him. Way to go, Lovitz. THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like Andy, am I the only one?

Jon Lovitz is my new heroe!!!!!

Andy Dick is a douchebag. What wasn't mentioned is that Brynn Hartman had an addiction problem and had been sober for 10 years. Not 5 months before she flipped out and killed her husband and herself, Andy Dick got her back on coke. Phil was one of Jon's best friends, which was part of the reason he went on News Radio to try to fill the hole his friend's death left. I think I remember reading somewhere that Jon said to Andy on the set "the only reason I'm here on this set is no thanks to you." For Andy Dick to be glib about this brutal murder, especially when he was indirectly involved in some way is beyond despicable. What a waste of oxygen and space.

hey don't rip on OJ

Go Jon Lovitz! I HATE Andy Dick!

"On February 2, 2007, he was forcibly removed during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after repeatedly touching guest Ivanka Trump without her permission. After rubbing Trump's legs and touching her hair, Jimmy Kimmel begged him to behave himself. When Dick asked Trump to "give him a big, fat, sloppy kiss right on the lips" and grabbed her arm, Kimmel called in two security guards."

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/02/05/andy_dick_bothers_ivanka_trump_aamp_is_f

The only truly funny thing Dick participated in, IMO, was "Talk Radio," a show that owed its success and hilarity in LARGE measure to Phil Hartman. I've told "dead" jokes, but I've never joked about the death of a friend or loved one who died in horrific circumstances. Lovitz showed great restraint to leave him ambulatory, and not ambulance-riding. Andy just engages in masturbatory, self-agrandizing acts that HE thinks are funny. Sometimes I laugh...but I've always laughed at show-offs who slide in dog-shit just before their "great" moment.

it would be helpful to put a name under the photograph with this post, so that the non-celebrity-philic among us know whether this is the guy to love or hate . . .

NEWS RADIO WAS THE BEST SHOW! I LOVED ALL THE CHARACTERS ON THAT SHOW. ESP PHIL HARTMAN (RIP)

Andy Dick is a complete and utter tit. Good on Jon Lovitz.

However! This entry immediately loses any validity due to the comparison to Hitler at the end. Godwin's Law, people.

andy dick is 10 times funnier than jon lovitz EVER hopes to be.......better to be a little crazy & creative than dull & boring like lovitz!

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by Dane Youssef


You know, nearly every single thread I've read on this topic is in more or less the same vein:

"Way to go, Jon. Dick is just that. A freak. No talent. He's not only lent a hand in the muder of one of the best comic talents there ever was. Why couldn't Brynn have shot you? Jon is a true friend... and continues to be one of the greatest all-around comics all-around..."

Andy Dick's side of the story, directly from "The Tom Green Show":

"If you're looking to get drunk, you'll go to a bar. If you're looking to get high, you'll go to someone who uses."

"I didn't know anything about her past! But she came up to me and asks for... But Phil was like my surrogate father. I loved the man. He was the only one to call me when I was in rehab. He called to ask, 'How is it over there? I was thinking about getting my wife over there...' And them dying later that night... this was months later. Nearly half a year later! And I want the whole world to know, you better YouTube the fuck out of this shit!"

And then... Little Orphan Andy actually starts to cry. The Andy Dick we all know and loathe. This unruly creature of bisexuality and creepy lecherous creation... sheds real tears.

And yes, this is now on America's most popular forum of downloading amateur film. The YouTube.

Brynn was someone who suffered from bio-polar disorder, the same curse that claimed David Strickland and Heath Ledger. Like all who are inflicted, they did everything in their power to beat the demons. They tried self-medication. And since it doesn't necessarily cure--just somewhat represses--many of these good people, these poor souls wound up meeting a premature end.
I myself suffer from this consuming, crippling evil.

Brynn was trying to make a career for herself. She was a model who tried to take the turn onto screenwriting and what-have-you. She wanted to be a an actress, writer and so on and so forth. In short, she wanted to be what her husband was.

Phil was an established success and what he did. The man did it all. He wrote, performed, sang and whatnot with the best of them. He was everything she wanted to be and just wasn't. Maybe she might have been... had she not had bi-polar condition. The enemy was within and she just couldn't shake it. I know from experience. It's a real Jeckyll-and-Hyde thing. And there is no cure. Repressing it is like repressing gas.

She went insane.

Longtime BFF and co-worker Jon Lovitz was reacting as a hurt friend.

I honestly believe that Brynn was doomed.

And she took him with her.


by Dane Youssef


FOR PHIL AND BRYNN