Jul 25 2007Jessica Alba is single

I'm super! Thanks for asking!

First ?

Hm. Comment first, then masturbate. I'd rise my silver surfer up Alba's ass anytime. Peace.

she has a better ass than kim kardashian.

Who fcking cares???? Self-serving, conceited, blue-contact-wearing, trying to play a white chick, phony-baloney, bad-acting, bad-role-choosing, used condom producing hackneyed hack.

I must say I like her healthy lifestyle and eating habits. And the dress is kinda cool. What a cunt though huh?

Hey Jessica, if you're reading this, I am 97% compatible with you according to the hard science at CelebrityMatch.com.

Seriously.

This method of breaking up seems to be a trend.

#3, I know you're an "ass man", but don't you find those goggle glasses distracting and FRIGHTENING (I was going to mention FRISTS name again-oops too late)!

What a total and complete bitch.

lol #6 but did you check the Chinese astrology?

#8 No not really. In fact, i find them pretty useful. That way I can see my reflection while I'm fucking her, which is a major turn on, as I'm a narcisistic prick.

I have no idea who Cash Warren is, but I do know that it sucks to be him right now.

hmmmm. #11 I just recently purchased some new shades (although not quite so buggy). You have to admit that the horizontal stripes on her granny skirt are all wrong though?

I will fight anyone for her hand in marriage... AND I'll take HER last name to prove my love to her. Beat that, Superfacials. :-)

Someone tell her that emulating Jennifer Lopez's cuntiness in not a good thing to aspire for.

What is it with Latina "actresses" being ultra-skanky-cunts? I mean it's not like we're still in the dark and not being hired for work. This is the 21st century; stop trying to prove your toughness, it's not cute.

#13 Cool. Wanna have sex?
And yeah, I agree, horizontal stripes never worked for anyone.

@5: The casting director and costume designers wanted her like that. If they think Jessica Alba can pass for white (which she can't; I'm not sure why they went with her in the first place), then as an actor, she's going to try to play the part.

But yeah, I've never been too impressed by her acting. But then aGAIN, I don't think most people hire her for her talent :-) She's gorgeous.

#14--Yeah, but would you hyphenate your last name to prove your love and pretentiousness (it is a word--look it up!)

If Victory was not such a dick, I would bang her all night. Every time he gets around a cute girl he forgets how to speak English. Then we go home and I get spanked. I must have done something very wrong in a previous life to end up as Victor's Little Dick

Oh where or where is my babe at? She hasn't replied to me in a while........damn it.

Sweet 16! Totally! I already asked if you want to have a lunch tryst or at least some hot food?

Sounds like a nice girl...

I can't stand this cold bitch.

#1 Cowgirl up, when we going to have sex and have some fun?

Jeez, if thats true then she's a real c u next tuesday. I thought it was kind of nice to see a somewhat normal looking, healthy, happy celeb relationship. But then maybe it was only an illusion. Anyways, that Cash guy probably dumped her anorexic, bulimic bitch ass. I bet she was seriously annoying and high maintenance...and over rated. Its not like she has much more of a career aside from flaunting her figure in all sorts of men's magazines. I admit she used to have a great physique; but even that's gone, and what remains is getting skeletal. Bet Cash was just happy not to have to kiss her vomit breath anymore.

Oh #18, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Thank you for that. :-)

...but I will still fight you. En garde!

21, no, let's do it. But you must bring your shades.

Oh man, I would love to eat out Jessica's asshole, lick it, then cream in it. Then of course rub my man juice all over her tits. Hell I'd even use her pussy juice as a dipping sauce for my roast beef sandwich.

#20--What's in a name? I'm here just thinking about your hot tongue and nimble fingers that make up for your not-so-little-dick!

Oh Yeah #25. How flattering is this? Fuck You!

Seriously---stop trying to have sex with me! I'm already cumming! see you in two shakes of a lamb's tail you crazy nympho!

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let's see...a girl who used to be kinda hot got skinny, conceited, and whiny, and just broke up with a guy like a total cunt. wow, somebody hold me back, she's my dreamgirl! i hope she likes lubeless anal! Not that it matters, really...after she stopped choking on blood and teeth it'd still be at least 3 days before she could sit down.

Look, my esteemed rivals, your pathetic attempts at name changes and sphincter-lickings cannot compete with the hard science at CelebrityMatch.com.

The girl is mine, and not in the Michael Jackson vs. Paul McCartney way. At all.

Fish,

Put up a link to those pics of her in that white bikini. Mmmmm....

@20, 23 & 27 Hey Dumb shit. You are wondering why FRIST is not getting back to you? I am your little dick and I know why!! If you would stop trying to bang everything on two legs and sometime four, maybe a girl would stay around for more than the two minutes you drool down your face as you try and get their phone number!!!

She's boring.

That's a very generous offer, but no thank you #29... although it sounds like you and Victor could have fun together.

@32 I love it when girls break up with (other) guys like that. I'm sure he did some stupid shit. We always do, don't we?

And if you talk about my girl like that again I'll rip off your arm and assfuck you with it until your pupils explode.

Just kidding.

Oh Yeah! Now we're talking! Let's see some videotaped sex from her. You all know Cash has one hidden away somewhere.
Man, she's hot. So hot she makes Paris Hilton's sunglasses look good.

Famous bitches don't get any more bland and boring than Jessica Alba. She's not ugly, but she's not the end-all-be-all that people make her out to be. I'd toss off on pictures of Eva Mendes or Jennifer Esposito over Jessica Alba's any day of the week. Which is basically, like, every day.

um, if you look at jessica alba and even see what glasses she is wearing then you're at least part gay. oh thanks for linking back to those bikini pictures, oh lovelove. lovelove. glug, glug, glug, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh hh h . ohhhh. thank you.

kim k's ass is a different species of ass, and it serves different purposes. do not compare them.

I can't help it. Do you have AIDS? If you do, don't bring those shades, cus I'll be infected. I fuck on first dates, if they include giant glasses and/or kittens.

I just found this site by accident, and wow! its fun! I so want to get in on the bashing!

#43: You want to get in on the bashing; but do you have AIDS?

#43 bigislandgirl - welcome.

Strap in, bring your fire extinguisher and get ready for a bumpy but highly entertaining ride. Here we goooooooo.......(ticktickticktick)

She has to be the hottest freaking babe out there. I could stare at pictures of her all day long.

Jimbo how about you get the cum out of your eyes, and start reading correctly. I am not talking about or to FRIST. I am taking about cowgirl. So go get some Visine and clean the cum stains off your eye balls.

#31 - can't wait to take down a famous black man, huh? Racist bastard.

Aww Jessica, that's the sweetest birthday present anyone could give me, a single you!
Luv ya!

By the way, I totally enjoy getting pegged by a giant gas powered dildo.

Well I guess it is time to fuckin change my name, as Jimbo has nothing better to do than to act like me, and use 3 or 4 other names just to be a cock. By the way #50 is not me.

and this is news?
just a self-loathing, boring UBER overrated scum bucket.
plus, she totally dissed our US troops. why? hmmm

http://bradpita.typepad.com/bradpita/2007/05/jessica_alba_di.html

i cant stand this chick, who fucking cares? and why is she being linked to 50 cent?! i thought he was too dark for her, and what a cowardly bitch to break it off over the PHONE, then send an assistant over to pack up his shit?!
she isnt in love with her pet anymore because shes wwaaaayyyy too in love with herSELF.

@48 Um, as far as I can tell, "taking down" a cocky little talent-squandering shitwipe who gets off on killing puppies by soaking them with water and electrocuting them does not fit into any essentially "black" racial profile. Fuck you and your mother with that dirty dildo she used to teeth you with, fuckwad.

Back on topic: Jessica's dumping technique arouses me deeply. Wound me you heartless, dark she-devil!

props to everyone - urang and laydeebug - and anyone else who pulled the curtain back on this spoiled, self-absorbed, intolerant brat. but the guys, they think with that little head all the time. she thinks acting tough makes her a cool latino or an angry white. make up your mind, wetback!

#53 - spoken like a true racist.

Geez. If I wanted to look at a skinny whiny girl with small boobs I'd load up my pic of jrzmommy.

Yeah, what's the big deal about this wannabewhite bitch. If this is what passes for beautiful in hollyweird, then it's amazing how far the cultural programistas in the left coast have brainwashed the masses. Next they'll be telling us Serena Williams and her sister Venus are beauties. What ever happened to true beauty ala Farrah Fawcet, Heather Locklear, Jaquiline Smith, Carol Alt, etc.? Seems like there is some multiculturalist force out there trying to 'brown-out' the true beauties who get passed up for leading ladie roles. Just look at the last few Ms. america contest. Brown-skins Represent!

Well, now that the whole world agrees Jessica Biel is hotter, Jessica Alba is going to start pulling all sorts of stupid publicity stunts...

really she should just be taking acting classes

Poor Victor!! You can change your name, but I am your little dick and I always know who you are. I know I am going to get slapped up side the head for this, but maybe if you were not such an asshole, other people would not pick on you.

No Chill, you're NOT FIRST. Why do you care of you're first or second? I am gonna get to the bottom of this "first" fascination if it's the last thing I do.

@55 My ex-wife is black, I used to write for The Source, and I have published articles on Malcolm X, Eldrige Cleaver, Stokely Carmichael, and Marcus Garvey. I have a minor in African American Studies. You're a dumbass.

I GUARANTEE VICTOR HAS NEVER GOTTEN LAID BEFORE. Victor, quit being a retard. Seriously, all joking aside.

@55 But yeah, Vick's being black, and "thuggish" especially probably isn't helping his case any. There are probably a few thousand people that your childish, barely-thought-out insults would apply to perfectly. Fuck them to the same degree as fuck you. That is all.

So a sister wasn't good enough for you, huh? I bet you were happy to "trade up" to a white woman. Racist bastard.

not the greatest news in the world if you can't get anywhere near her!! i love her though, she is perfect (boobs, ass, face, vagina maybe im not sure i havent seen it)

I fucked Spike Lee's sister, so I win the "black enough" argument.

Asshole? I am only an asshole to you, because you are a cock with me. With everybody else I am nice. You started this shit way back when, so that is why I am a dick with you.

Who cares if Michael Vick is white, green or pink?

He's a lowlife animal-torturing freak.

Hope he goes to hell and not before he gets the same exact treatment he gave those poor dogs.

I'm back, I'm pissed...

I'm FRIST!!!

Ok, pull over and tell me who's driving.

I'd like to know when pretty cute became "beautiful" and "gorgeous?" Ay Dios mio, I'm soooooooooooooooo sick of this bullshit.

Speaking of, did you ever notice sometimes how the girls wearing the really "hip" and kinda slutty outfits usually have very plain and ordinary to ugly faces and bad bodies? Has anyone ever noticed that or am I the most shallow and critical person in this room?

And while we're at it, why oh why do girls let their fucking guts hang out over their pant/skirt waistlines? Jesus Christ am I the only one who had a mother who recommended I stand straight, walk proud and hold in my tummy so I don't look like a complete schlub (which BTW helped me attain strong stomach muscles and a strong lower back)?

Wake up women of America and take PRIDE!!!!

Hurrah for wedgeone!

And Ron, she dumped me, for fucking an Asian chick. Go multicultural me.

Why you pissed FRIST? What happened, bad day at work?

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Because , Victor, I've been reading all the comments during my lunch break.
Somebody's FUCKING trolling me and I'm sick of it!!!!!
And...what is it with people talking about me, singing songs about me...etc...
Actually that was kinda funny...

Yikes! That's a real tough one, when an Asian chick has a bigger dick.

FRIST, I sang you the song that the Fish made up for me. FRIST, you know who the fuck was that was trolling you. It was that lame fuck Jimbo. I just been trying to talk to you, but that fuck interrupted.

FRIST - I was in the bathroom when I heard that you were upset. How about a nice massage and a Steamer (I saved one at the last minute)?

jessica alba's beauty is only surpassed by her STUPIDITY. she has absolutely no sense of humor and is dumber than a bag of hammers. i saw her on conan and i wanted to kill myself.

#75 I fucking hate you

About fuckin time you use your real name Jimbo. Now let's keep it that way, quit impersonating people. It is getting old.

That's cool, whatever, I'll just change my name too I guess

FRIST, why don't you just tell Jimbo to fuck off? You know it's that fuck Jimbo being a dickless son of a bitch.

Jesus lives! And He answers prayers! Hallelujah!

Now I need a ticket to Hollywood.

FRIST, can you e-mail me with your name though......please!!!!

Victor, I have always been your little dick. I was born with you. Remember when we pee'd on mom when she was changing your diaper? Remember you were two and you thought it would be funny to pee on the dog? I was there. That was me too. I was there the first time you learn how to spank the monkey. It scared the shit out me. I had no idea what you were doing.

It is not me you are an asshole too, just everyone else. Maybe if you are nice to people, I can get some pussy!! Can you try please?????

Victor, just chill out for awhile. I can almost smell your ass sweat from here.

Either FRIST is the biggest freak and cock-tease I've ever seen or FRIST is a fucking genius. I'm going for the latter.

(Raises fist to FRIST)

@78 Yes. She is dumb. She and I are 99% intellectually compatible. (We were only 94% emotionally).

I'm also 98% intellectually compatible with Paris Hilton, and she is the dumbest person ever. Fortunately, Paris and I are only 14% physically compatible, which will assist in my ongoing quest to avoid herpes.

Christ, she is the hottest bitch around. However, Jimbo the jealous ballsack gets angry when I talk to FRIST.

#87 Thank you!!! I am a genius, but my troll is a slut...or trolls
Who knows, maybe I'll just not come to this site anymore.

1st: what the hell is so special about her?? I don't see it at all. I mean, I can see how Alessandra Ambrosio, Adrianna Lima, Catherine Zeta Jones, etc. are hot, but her? She looks like a used up, mexican piece of shit compared to them. And 2nd: why would her being single have any effect on anybody here? I can 100% guarantee she is not going to date anybody here. I just don't get it.......

EVERYONE LISTEN>>>>>> what's a troll?

Come on FRIST, we enjoy you here. Don't let that fuck Jimbo get to you. Just continue on like I do. I just kind of sort of ignore him, when I want, I acknowledge the low life, uneducated, ignorant child. But when I don't want to, I just continue on.

She's going to need the alien glasses to protect her eyes from the load I shoot onto them.

#91 - "And 2nd: why would her being single have any effect on anybody here? I can 100% guarantee she is not going to date anybody here. I just don't get it....... "

MIKEY, woof woof woof, good answer!
I'll take fucking geniuses for $100 bucks, Alex!!!!

She looks like Dennise Richard's Twin.

@89 Victor, this is what i am talking about. I think all you need is some good loven and you will be a much happier person. Blaming your problems on some imaginary person is not healthy.

Take a deep breath. Stroke my head a couple of times and let it all out.

Ok, well is there at least a new post yet???

#86

Hey, who the hell are you? Victor doesn't have a dick, he has a deformed clit, and that's me. Why do you think his comments are so pathetic - he can't get a human pussy with his clit because clits usually get jealous of each other.

Girls don't just fall out of love with you and break up unless they're already liking someone new and really want to bang him.

I guess she saw my myspace page.

That's what I was wondering FRIST. Getting tired of Jimbo's uneducated stupid comments. By the way, nice post on #89 Jimbo, you can't communicate well with FRIST or I, so you have to try and pretend to be us? How sad. You need to get out and make a life for yourself. Sitting there behind your computer all day, acting like others for sure can't be healthy.

FRIST why do you have to be such a bitch always? Why have you been ignoring me?

FRIST don't leave. I'm pretty sure I could talk you into ass-to-mouth. You're curious, admit it.

Oh and fuck off Victor you sorry piece of shit.

Will the schizo-psycho-split personality please leave the blogroom before my eyes start to bleed.

laydee bug... are you the O.G. laydee bug from way back in the day???

Be back later when Jimbo finally falls asleep, I think his bedtime is coming up.......HOPEFULLY.......being that he has to get up for summer school.

FRIST talk to you when I get back, or if there is another post.

That's the last time I fuck a black guy. I thought it was a myth.

@103 My first troll! I'm so flattered. Now go fuck your face to death!

Ron Mexica--you are doing your race a huge disservice and setting back civil rights about 100 years by classifying Vick's case as racial profiling. The lack of prominent black spokespeople defending him should have been your first clue. In fact, Russell Simmons, Rev. Sharpton, and Big Boi have been vocal about their stance against dog fighting and cruelty to animals.

Pick your battles. This is not one you are going to win, nor is it one worth fighting for.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7033680
In a letter to Goodell, Falcons owner Arthur Blank and Vick's corporate sponsors, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons and the Rev. Al Sharpton joined with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and the Humane Society of the United States in calling for strong stands against animal cruelty.

"Today, we sound a clarion call to all people: Stand up for what is right, and speak out against what is wrong. Dogfighting is unacceptable. Hurting animals for human pleasure or gain is despicable. Cruelty is just plain wrong," the letter said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19836601/site/newsweek/page/2/

Antwan Patton, a.k.a “Big Boi” of the popular group Outkast, raises pit bulls at Pitfall Kennel in Fayetteville, Ga. “They’re the best dogs because they’re loyal to a fault. I would never hurt one,” he says. His kennel’s Web site makes it clear that “no dogs will be sold for illegal or cruel purposes.”

#109 gay4girls, I guess Jimbo got to you too. That sucks.

Oh, right. Jessica Alba sucks.

106 - oh yes biatcho that's me.

What it be homes?

Why is Sharpton getting involved with animal rights? Did someone call him black poodle a nappy headed bitch?

#110, YAWN!!!!

Christ--I wasn't talking to you so go fuck off.

@110. When you get out of bed, do you take the sheets with you? Racist.

No, I don't think a black person can get away with wearing KKK getup.

"Ron Mexica--you are doing your race a huge disservice and setting back civil rights about 100 years by classifying Vick's case as racial profiling. The lack of prominent black spokespeople defending him should have been your first clue. In fact, Russell Simmons, Rev. Sharpton, and Big Boi have been vocal about their stance against dog fighting and cruelty to animals."

No, the fact that Russell Simmons, Rev. Sharpton, and Big Boi are considered "prominent black spokespeople" does my race a huge disservice.

Holy motherfucking shit laydee, damn good to have you back. Although this place blows goats now. My first time here in a looong time! I still hate everybody and hope they hate me.

I don't know who this Cash Warren is.But if he's the guy who's carrying her bags on the last 2 pictures below,he might be glad it's over!

I am going to get spanked now. It is bed time for Bonso Don't be so rough on me this time Victor!!!!

Fair enough Ron. Find me a prominent black spokesperson who has made a public statement defending Michael Vick and maybe I'll start believing it's racial profiling.

Victor, of all people calling someone else uneducated, and telling them to get a life? Hoe ironic. If anyone needs to get a life instead of sitting behind their computer all day, it's Victor the Virgin. Fucking retard. Seriously. Count your posts then count Jimbo's you troglodyte moron.

#116 fat cowcat - BUT I'm talkingto YOU.

Now is that any way to talk to someone who died for your sins. 4 shame.

(rubs index fingers together in the "shame-shame" movement)

Am I the only one getting bored of these stupid, off-topic comments from Victor, his little dick, Jimbo, Frist, etc?! Seriously, time to stop listening to the dick and start hearing what the balls are saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! Find some other place to work on trying to find some love in your life. If only the Fish could pull a Jessica Alba and somehow dump all your stupid comments. They're so worthless, they're Cash Warren worthless.

#120 biatcho, wow same here. YEs it's not like the old days of PapaHotNuts, ManUnited, even that bitch SoCalGal and her huge tits (hahahaha)

I just got back to this site about two weeks ago, and the bleeding heart crybabies are still here and I hope they hate me too.

I love how people take the bait and start to argue; I laugh and I laugh and I.....

BTW Y'all....

BIF NAKED RULES!!!!!!

As a Korean, I believe that Michael Vick's only crime was burying the losing dogs, instead of frying them up with special hot sauce.

He electrocuted them. Close enough to frying?

#124 TS, pull your head out of your ass, and read the comments again. Jimbo is "Victor's Big Balls", "FRIST" some of the time, "Victor's Little Dick, " and under my name for 75% of the posts. So before you talk shit to me and try to degrade me, know what the fuck you are talking about. FUCKIN READ and you can decifer which posts are Jimbo and which are me. Jimbo is impersonating most everybody in here, because the low life has nothing else to do.

I would like to recommend myself to Jessica Alba as her new bag carrier.Instead of 2 bags i'm able to carry 3 bags because of my extra 'arm'.

That's awful! I hope he gets the chair.

See you dumb ass, I can be you if I want, that is exactly what Jimbo is doing.

@126 Thank you! I could not agree more even though I made most of them. But then again I am just a little dick

No, that would distribute the heat unevenly, leaving some parts of the dog overcooked and some parts raw. You really need to put some effort into it and slice the dog very thinly, then quick-fry in hot oil. Delicious!

#126...no, you're not alone. Getting seriously annoyed w/ all the victor, etc, comments. Really lame. But I just try to scroll past that crap. Why don't they all just go off to myspace or something where they can talk dirty to each other? No one else is interested or amused. Yawn

A very safe prediction: PETA will lead the protests against Michael Vick and cause a huge backlash in a very short period of time. It's what they do best.

57- I find it pretty ironic that you said:

"If this is what passes for beautiful in hollyweird, then it's amazing how far the cultural programistas in the left coast have brainwashed the masses. "

and then went on to list Farrah Fawcet as an example of a "true beauty". If every Hollyweird, as you called it, brainwashed the masses into pretending one woman was beautiful it was Farrah. The woman just is no pretty at all, even in that red bathsuit picture...she looks like crap, haggard and gaunt even in her Charlie's Angel's days.

True beauties would be somebody like Grace Kelly, Catherine Zeta Jones, Kim Basinger, Rita Hayworth, Monica Belluci...these are actresses that will always be considered beautiful regardless of current fashions.

They're here because they just got kicked off MySpace:

"NEW YORK (Reuters) - Popular Internet social network MySpace said on Tuesday it detected and deleted 29,000 convicted sex offenders on its service, more than four times the figure it had initially reported."

#136 Miss Oblivious, when in the fuck are you guys going to snap that Jimbo is the fuck posting most of these comments under my name, along with other names he is using. He is a lowlife child with nothing better to do than act like others.

Boohoo! Saw that one coming, but via phone...that must have hurt.

Say what you will about Farrah Fawcett, but you can't deny that she now has a very lovely anus.

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Sad Dog, we already read it once. That's enough.

#127 heh, Laydee I am manunited! That's funny. I didn't log on for like 3 months last year and then forgot my password so I just created biatcho.

Jrzmommy & Richport are pretty fun but like myself they are not on here as much as we used to be because everybody sucks a mean dick.

Jimbo wouldn't troll me. But he might troll some of you all. Anywhoooo....
Well, I can barely be on here anymore because my boss keeps walking in and out

Aw, how cute. I'd give her my Presidential cigar, if I hadn't promised it to Kelli....

Sad Dog, I have a better idea: Me and the boys will come over to your house and fuck your sister in every opening she has.

Well, except for Buford.... he likes white boy ass, so you can be his bitch while the rest of us pass your sister around like a blunt.

Well thank Jehovah the girl has come to her senses, let's face it, when you are Filet Mignon, why associate with hot dogs! Cash Warren haha Tough luck buddy you are just like the rest of us now, outside looking in! Glad to see she smartened up!

wasn't she our dark angel ?

hey babe... : )

whatever you want : )

forget logan
it's a whhhhhhhhhhhhole new life : )

LMAO! Sad Cow, right on cue! Post your message a few hundred more times - if we haven't responded yet, it must be because we didn't understand it.

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#145, you sly thing you!!!!

ManUnited you were, I mean ARE so cool. Yayyy, ManU is back......!

(LDB does a happy little jig)

(hang that fuckin nigga!)

whoops

I hope JT jumps on that!

heh, you said jig, LDB. Fucking Racist.

I leave for lunch with Hash and this what I come back too?

#163... yah cowgirl, we got us a lil' dogie or two that needs wranglin'.

And a Mad Dog that needs to be put down.... with extreme prejudice.

Yeah, COWGIRL, check your blog. I wrote you back. And you went to lunch with somebody other than me?

Some of the words have extra spaces in them but that's because my erection kept hitting the spacebar.

Cowgirl please check your blog, that jackoff Jimbo is fuckin posting under my name. #166 is him again, #165 is me.

It looks like someone sliced off the left corner of her sunglass lenses.

Or maybe that was intentional.

Cowgirl please check your mail. I sent you a piece of foreskin. It should still be moist.

#140, ok, sorry if its not you. But whomever is doing it, stfu! And to you, Sad Dog, I totally agree...but enough with the posts already! Its counter productive because you're just annoying people at this point, and it just makes peta look bad!

#110 cowcat, seeing as how "Ron Mexico" IS Michael Vick - he used the name an an alias at a herpes clinic in Mexico - WTF are you talking about, that "Ron Mexica" is calling this a case of racial profiling?

The Falcons are saying they want to suspect Vick but the NFL doesn't want them to until they finish their own investigation of this dog-electrocuting fuckstick. Now THAT is fucked up and deserves an email or 93 to Roger Godell's office to suspend his ass now.

good now maybe she can quit the anorexia thing and get curvy again---we can only hope

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Cash only is half Black so she decided to go for the all Black meat.

yee-fuckin-haw!!!!!!
one of hollywoods most overrated so-called hotties is single. her and fellow waif angelina jolie are so disgusting. they are nothing but skin and bones. but don't worry folks, the popular media will continue to overlook the fact that they are anorexic and devoid of any body shape that isn't skeletal - they will continue to shovel out the bullshit and the most intellectually devoid in society will happily continue to eat it up. she ain't hot -never was.
i hope she marries a turd.
not a jerk but a real turd.
it could happen since there are all kinds of challenges to current marriage laws.

And tell me why we should give a Sh$t about her????

This is bad taste. She gets money from the fantastic 4 and she dumps this guy barely 30 days after the Rise of the Surfer. Beautiful woman...ugly personality.

mikey - July 25, 2007 4:05 PM

1st: what the hell is so special about her?? I don't see it at all. I mean, I can see how Alessandra Ambrosio, Adrianna Lima, Catherine Zeta Jones, etc. are hot, but her? She looks like a used up, mexican piece of shit compared to them. And 2nd: why would her being single have any effect on anybody here? I can 100% guarantee she is not going to date anybody here. I just don't get it.......

^ ^ amen to that

Ron Mexica: I think it is more to the point of what color were the dogs?

I'm single too. Hit me up Jess.

gay4girls: would like to know if you had a date with Jessica and found out she had a really horrid personality, would you still hit it?

wow no matter how gorgeous these bitches are theres always some guy whos tired of em,,,, and who the hell is cash warren seriously what does he do, or is he the spawn of a celebrity or something?

@180 My good friend woodhorse:

I can only assume that horrid personality or no, she would be utterly compatible with me. I've had some pretty nice experiences with girls that nobody else can stand. Yes they were hot, but I'd like to think that I just have some sort of perception about me that can see through the cute little dipshittedness that certain girls put off. See, I'm not superficial . . . I don't go for "personality." I've found that personality is really the only thing that somebody can really, in the end, lie about so it means little to me (yes, even fake boobs and too much make up authentically indicate fake boobs and too much make up, not my cup o' tea but it is authentic). So I can only assume that my (albeit not overwhelming) physical attraction to the young little lass combined with the wisdom of the geniuses at CelebrityMatch.com would never lead me astray.

That being said, I have the unfortunate condition of not being able to get an erection for people I can't stand. If she was, god forbid, boring, I couldn't hit it with a bat. So I guess the answer would ultimately be no.

Let's hope to God that I never have to find out.

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Salma Hayek is hot. Monica Belucci is hot. Jessica Alba is an anorexic skank. If screwing a pretty face attatched to a barely pubescent girl's body get's you hot-see you on To Catch a Predator.

My wife says you can marry me as long as she gets to have sex with you too..

Yawn. Alba is so overrated it's not even funny. I'd like to see fewer posts of Alba, Britney, and Lindsay and more of Adriana Lima! Adriana rules my world...

Also, from what I understand, Ms. Alba and I share similar eating habits as well as nearly identical fitness regimes.

Plus, she is a crotch-shampooer and I love to have my crotch shampooed.

And please, Mr. 3Foot Lizard, that To Catch a Predator incident is behind me. There was no way they were gonna make those charges stick; not when I brought cookies and a Bible.

I don't know what happened but I don't care how hot anyone is. To go out with someone for 2.5 years and break up ove the phone no less from anothe continent and have there belongings packed up ith out giving an explination or caring for where/ he or she will sleep is very very shallow. What goes around comes around. And if you cannot break up face to face you are gutless and to do that to a person you dated for 2.5 years with out caring what happens is baffiling to me. I feel if I am in a relationship for over 6 months and it does not work out I would still care for the person after all I was with him or her for that time. What a low life. It will come back to you Alba. I know one thing for sure though, women are much crueder than men

she's not hot. sure, she's not ugly, but i'd take scarlett johanssen anyday.

i can't stand this little snot. she basically shits all over her culture and then she dumps her boyfriend over the phone like a high schooler. what a bitch.

she looks better in a bikini than a wrinkled dress with patent leather shoes...

Hey there!! That's quite a happy coincidence. Because you know what? I'm also as single as hell!!(for about eleven years or so)

I love Jessica Alba, she's a true bitch just like me :)
Cash was ugly anyways and she's too hot for him...and by the way she's like one of total 5 American girls that actually look good...the rest of you are fat cows that eat too many cheeseburgers..

Jess is hot. I'd go lesbo for her any day. She looks good even in a bad dress that is two sizes too large for her. Cash was seriously lacking in the looks/money department anyways.

183/ juzt breakin ballz...not zeriouz...get real...

new pics of Angelina:

www.hollywoodheathens.com

#193, yeh, you europeeons are catching up in the fatty department because you love our Mickey D's, so I would STFU (and no, I'm not a fatty, so FU). Plus you're all sucking on cancer sticks all the time so you'll die before us from lung cancer anyways. And deep down bitches are just sad, lonely little twits, so its nothing to be proud of.

oh my dear jess you dont know what your missing for with me you shall have bliss,kisskiss

take a close look at the pictures, children...not hot. repeat, freaky face, twisted nose. welcome to photoshop 101

she can't even fill out that dress. another angelina clone, soon to be madonna skin and bones pastey wasteoid. stop letting media direct your knob. find a real woman and grow some balls

Jessica is pretty woman She is OK
http://uncovera.com

#195 kelli, you incredibly numb cunt, you deserve to get your ass reamed but good on the other threads for trolling other posters and then being so fucking stupid as to brag about it! Thought you were so fucking cute didn't you? And when you saw no one thought you were clever you tried to weasel out of it by denying it all. Looks like you got caught with a massive attack of liarrhea - I can smell it from here.

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All of you who are bitchin' about her (eat myass, LayDeeBug, etc.) are obviously jealous of the attention she gets, though needless to say.
She has a perfect face and body.
I'd go lesbo for her.

Also, those who say she's cold, who are you to say that? You know nothing about them personally, just as any other celebrities on this site.

those glasses make her look a little like Britney Spears..........

getting a warning from the fish... that's rough

gay4girls: Jessica's a babe so I definitely see the attraction but didn't 50cent just make 400 million on a water deal? I suspect an attraction there.....

but completely justified.
sucked in.

And all this time I thought she was just a boring cunt. Turns out she's a total cunt. She treats the guy like that after 2 1/2 years. She's one cold bitch.

woodhorse: I haven't been keeping tabs on 50cent. $400 mil on a water deal? I'm not sure about the validity of that . . . from what I understand Vitamin Water isn't even quite in the double-figure million club for endorsements a la Nike, etc. I'm not always right about these things. Hmmmm.

I'm not too impressed with 50's body of work; he's a little on the over-worn hip-hop cliche, Tupac wanna-be bandwagon for my taste. If, in fact, he and Jessica are going somewhere together that would make me question her taste a bit (I, for instance, could not really date a Tupac wanna-be), but doesn't really sway me one way or the other. I wouldn't really consider a deal breaker the way it was when Beyonce started dating Gay-Z or when Catherine Zeta Jones hooked up with flabby-ass. I have a doosh or two on my dating resume as well, so be it. I've had to play "clean-up" off a professional athlete (or two) so I can't imagine it would be too difficult off a G-Eunich member.

On the other hand I just read an interview with him and he seems okay.

I guess whatever. Jessica and I don't really go to the same parties anyway, so I doubt I'd be meeting her anytime soon.

204 Lava - pass the jelly cunt. If yer gonna cry over Jessica Blalba, go to another site (fucking amateur)

You must be just like her cuz, unlike you and her, I don't need attention. I love myself, and I'm genuinely happy. I just love to dis celebs like the rest of the assholes on this site, and I'm including myself in the assohole part.

Keep it coming I can listen you insult me all day...Lalalalalala (whistles and twiddles thumbs, while kissing mirror)

She needs to get an ass and some tits NOW. Then she'd be attractive. Until then she's just an 8 year old boy with no acting ability.

Lava, BTW I apologize, I thought you were telling me to eat YOUR ass (hahahah)

I take back some of what I wrote. But she's still a no talent albeit cute hack!!!

OMG!!!!! It's the next day and she's STILL single?????
Or do we just need a NEW POST??????

FRIST!!!!!

202/ who R U anyway....? azhamed or what of YOUR ZCREENAME?

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I think the fact that this is still the #1 headline IS big news...how the fuck is Jessica Alba still single?! I woulda figured that as soon as word got around, she'd have a fleet of male celebrities flying down to see her and try to convince her to start dating them!!! I've gotta believe that the next story is gonna be "Jessica Alba is no longer single"

Am I the only one who likes Krazihottkelli? She is like something from a futuristic dystopian film, but one I haven't seen yet. Is she unique, or is she representative of what the kids are doing these days? Somebody inform me of something. She seems like some kind of new human to me, one that uses the rudimentary framework of conventional language to launch into some sort of meta-meaning that is too opaque to be conventionally recognized vis-a-vis traditional prosaic semantics. Am I nuts?

She's hot, but those glasses need to go...along with the rest of those clothes. That dress is ugly. It all must come off.

217, she probably THINKS there's a fleet of males on their way to see her, but fact is, who wants to date someone who dumps someone the way she did. Frigid bitch!

Plus, she's so in love with herself, there's no room to love another person.

@218 Yes!

Oh so what! There's some suggestion that Jessica is really a Thai post-op transsexual. since she's such good friends with Eva Longeria, when the two of them are together you have the most over-rated Hollywood figures in the history of celebrity.

Jessica's not believable. She was not believable as the 'Dark Angel' with those toothpick arms. And whatever person is responsible for casting her as Sue Storm did so only because of those men with strong pedophile traits seem to love this boy so much. Elisha Cuthbert was born to play Sue Storm.

Again, so what, the boy is single again. I wish people would get off of this BS about Jessica Alba being so hot!

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Kate

Are you out of your mind? Do you seriously know what a woman's ass is? How can you and these others continuously hold that skinny almost boyish ass of Jessica Alba's up as some sort of standard?

Kim Kardashian's Ass is World Class. She has eclipsed JLO, Beyonce and Vida Guerra in the space of one year! A woman's ass should inspire the male and suggest fertility. Jessica doesn't even look like she can get pregnant while Kim looks like an Armenian Fertility Goddess. You may want to look up the name ASTLIK. She's the Armenian eguivalent of APHRODITE and Her name suggests exactly what Kim Kardashian's ass represents.

All of this antiKim BS is based on a pathological hatred of Paris Hilton that most of you are too dumb to know has been conditioned in you long before Paris Hilton was born.

You have been taught to hate Paris from stories of the Trojan War, the Greeks vs,. Persia, the Pharisees vs. Christ and the BS that condemns France today.

You hate Kim because she's a friend of Paris. Still it has nothing to do with her beauty and her prodigious ass.

greatest day ever

@ 214, FRIST I actually agree with you.

@223 Feeling you on the men thing. I don't date them either.
@224 Kim's seems a little bit on the toolish side to me. Aphrodite/Venus, from what I gather in her portrayal over the years (certainly diverse, from lust-goddess, to transcendental love goddess, to hermaphrodic union of all loves [a la Spenser, Ariosto, etc.]) she is certainly into some freaky shit, but I've never really conceived her as one to let fucking Ray-J piss on her. I love Armenia; I love Armenians, but not because of Kim's rather comical ass.

And nice little etymological tracing of the origins of Paris-hating, but relevance?

tHANKS
Fucking capslock!!!! Ok,
hello to BITE ME, of course. And....is there a new freakin post yet?
I gotta go to work :(

metaphor - July 26, 2007 9:02 AM

And all this time I thought she was just a boring cunt. Turns out she's a total cunt. She treats the guy like that after 2 1/2 years. She's one cold bitch.

^ agreed. who breaks up with someone "there soooo in love with" like THAT??! over the fucking PHONE?! then has an ASSISTANT go and kick him out?! black hearted BITCH. i hate this cum dumster. she needs to pick her oversized ego tistcal head out of her UBER OVERRATED ( FAT) ass and just go away?!

gay4girls and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥krazihottkelli♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -
should hook up
I will sell the tickets and keep the money...probably worth a few dollars.
I bet they get mad when mom forgets to pay the phone bill.
Kinda boring blogging yourself...
Oh, the bored kiddies....

#222, can I be your dog? You Rock!

(Eva Longoria - what a fucking joke.)

Flacks are the new lawyers and need to be dropped to the bottom of the ocean.

Man, you guys are like rabbits on speed with viagra! I turn my luscious back for a minute and you guys have already posted 23 fucking times!!!

@232--You're an idiot! Did you mean that comment for the Lohan pic??

#232 NASTY - you don't even know the half of it. Who's worse...the cunts we read about or us?

We are sick puppies who need to be bitten with nasty pointed teeth. grrrrrr.

I need to get to the gym and work out some of this PMS.

Hey day job: Suck outta my ass with a straw. Anytime. Really.

NEW POST:

"Jessica Alba is still boring!"

Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe Alba got word that while she's travelling all the time, Warren is back home sleeping around and inviting little sluts over to the house to get it on and stuff? Anyone ever think that might be the case? And if it is, I think a phone call dumping and an assistant to move him the fuck out ASAP is kind of justified. I'm just saying, there might be more to this...

Hey Shallow Val you sound like Victor/Jimbo/Fish? I don't mean to frustrate with my teasing taunts--I just have a weakness for IT lovin' , but strictly superficial! Plus---I'm not dumb enough to post my pics for everyone to see (at least not without compensation of some sort:-) Can we still be friends? I'll call my assistants and have them get my stuff!

#237

Dunno, I'm more inclined to think she had been hanging out a lot with that French director/producer and realized how he was much more qualified than Cash. And, being French, probably knows what women want better. So, instead of cheating on Cash while she was alone with that French dude, she thought it would be more ethical to break it up with Cash before she had sex with the French dude in next hour or so.

Chauncey Gardner - July 25, 2007 3:01 PM

Famous bitches don't get any more bland and boring than Jessica Alba. She's not ugly, but she's not the end-all-be-all that people make her out to be. I'd toss off on pictures of Eva Mendes or Jennifer Esposito over Jessica Alba's any day of the week. Which is basically, like, every day.

^ ^ yeah, i totally agree, and just because a man or woman does NOT worship at this anorexic, talentless, pop eyed slut does NOT make them "gay, jealous, fat, ugly, blind or stupid". ok? we all have our opinions, and thats mine
shes awful. a black hearted bitch

#241!!!!! Hahaha beat that bitches

Victor, you really must be a 14 year old virgin. Before you use big words, better know how to spell them first. There's no "F" in decipher you dumbass.

#242

I think you meant 41 year old virgin. His IQ, however, is of that of a 14 year old.

No, I meant 14. He sounds like a 7th grader.

#238 - I am not anyone but me. I post as different names but they are not any of the ones you mentioned. I don't like pretending I'm anyone on the site. I think it's dumb but that's just me.

If what they're saying about Jimbo is true, I'd be pretty damn scared.

Shoot I just outed myself. (smacks head)

It's a mystery to me why a single hot chick is hotter than a taken hot chick. In both cases I'd never have a chance in hell to ever hook up with any of them, so really what's the difference?

Oh yeah...that's right. Because now there's a chance, baby! There's a chance.

All my thoughts about this story here:
http://www.tonightwemakesoap.com/2007/07/horny-guys-with-no-chance-in-hell.html

#247 Joey MAck - - It works the other way too. Also, on another note, most married men are usually available as well (and they're jerks).

Sometimes people just make me sick.

does anyone know what brand her sunglasses are? and type?

Jessica,

You get a new name...Sliced Ice. Your are a bitch!! I can't wait till you hit 28 and the camera "drops you"

Susanist, thank you for saying what I've been thinking. Kim's ass is a bit big for my tastes tho. Still, she's quite do-able.

Gay4Girls, they'll get you (and your little dog too). Just you wait. :P

Right in the fucking butt, thank you, Stallion...............

Geez, you're so annoying with this chick Superfish. She's not even cute. I wonder where do you live, because everytime I get out to the street I see waay prettier, hotter and waay more attractive chicks than this one very easily everywhere. She's an average chick, get over it Superfish. By no means is this chick hot or anything special. She got lucky by being in Sin City and by always playing whore roles in which she's got to look great by being photoshoped, airbrushed, digitally enhanced, wearing gallons of makeup and after being on a stylist's chair for hours and hours, being told what to do and how to act, and she looks like any decent looking actress or girl would look with all that shit going on, or even worse because she's not even a pretty girl naturally. But come on, I've never seen a candid or non photoshoped pic of this chick in which she looked slightly hot or attractive. If I saw her walking down the street and she wasn't famous I wouldn't turn my head to look at her twice and I wouldn't notice her, NOT AT ALL, not even close, and nor would any of you. So stop acting like a total retard Superfish and get over your obsession with this average chick, because it's so annoying. Find an actual hottie to obsess over please.

I've never understood the appeal of this girl? She may be cute, but she's not THAT beautiful, and she's not exactly interesting

a so very boring, talentless, vapid creature.

Jessica is wearing Versace sunglasses.

Why does everyone think she's so hot? Is it because of her inflate-a-lips? I can go to the mall and find 5 girls better looking than her.

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Me Tommy and Emma would like you to visit us in England Exmouth as we are you number one fans it would be the best birthday present ever if a movie three came out and we got to go to the premeire can you send me a sighned photo of you have got to meet anyone before and as you are so nice we would love to meet you for a day. Hannah Tommy Emma xxx