Jul 13 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt stole your mom's body
Here's Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of the Ghost Whisperer yesterday looking like she's spent the last three years of her life training for a Hot Dog Eating Contest. Ten years ago she was the hottest girl on TV. Now she looks like the girl who ate that girl in a horrible buffet accident.

Reader Comments
1. alsa - July 13, 2007 6:11 PM
FIRST
2. Kat - July 13, 2007 6:11 PM
Wow.
3. Aja - July 13, 2007 6:11 PM
first..who cares?
4. sasha - July 13, 2007 6:11 PM
thats fucked up. she looks fine.
5. alsa - July 13, 2007 6:14 PM
aja..mind ur own business. I CARE.
and.. yeah i guess she looks fine..but NOTHING compared to what she used to look like. she DID gain quite a bit of weight..
6. Alex - July 13, 2007 6:15 PM
Dude are you kidding me? I think she looks amazing! I would hit that in a heart beat!!! I'd even come back for seconds ;-)
7. DerFreshmaker - July 13, 2007 6:17 PM
That fattie needs to lose 30 pounds...minimum!
8. Quinn - July 13, 2007 6:17 PM
Woah...Who cares if she looks fat, you're ignoring the larger issue! Is she, in fact, a dude?? It look like she's got a wee bit of a penis, dressed to the left, in that first pic.
9. 20-20 eyesight - July 13, 2007 6:18 PM
Wow, she's really let herself go. Not as badly as Mandy Moore, but still, she's yet another waddling porker. Such a shame.
10. popo - July 13, 2007 6:18 PM
What happened? She used to be hot! Oh well, she's a porker now....
11. Jaguarcito - July 13, 2007 6:19 PM
This is just wrong.
12. Yikes! - July 13, 2007 6:19 PM
Is that the script she's eating in the last picture???
13. Victor - July 13, 2007 6:20 PM
I'd suck that fattie's cock!
14. Jay - July 13, 2007 6:22 PM
key words there...."ten years ago she was hot"
15. Ace - July 13, 2007 6:22 PM
I don't know what you haters are talking about. She isn't wearing high-waisted jeans and she's still hotter than any mom I know. I'd hit that eight ways to Sunday. If anything, she's like a fine wine: better with age.
16. Gulag - July 13, 2007 6:23 PM
She's even cuter now. <3
17. not me - July 13, 2007 6:23 PM
god when will they learn to put it away.
you had your day Jennifer, now go home and sit in front of the tv. You're no longer fit to be on it.
18. p0nk - July 13, 2007 6:26 PM
#8 lmfao quinn, good call.
*sigh* vic, i await the day you get banned or school starts back up - whichever comes first.
19. JadisOne - July 13, 2007 6:27 PM
Look at the mommy jeans. I guess she doesn't watch Oprah for tips on how to pick jeans.
20. elizabeth from the internet - July 13, 2007 6:31 PM
She looks more natural...healthy. Curves are sexy. A bad pair of jeans happened here. She's also wearing flat shoes and usually she wears heels, which elongate the sillouhette.
21. ChicagoEric - July 13, 2007 6:33 PM
Well at least now her ass is as big as her chest Her measurements are now equal She's 38-32-38. Those are some big birthing hips, so all you who have said you'd hit it you must want kids, cause JLove looks like she can carry at least twins without a problem.
22. yumyum - July 13, 2007 6:36 PM
I think she looks great. Everyone is so used to the stick skinny females, and when we see one who is not overly skinny we call her fat. She is not fat at all, she looks like a woman who has hips. It is nice to see someone who looks like a real woman.
23. combustion8 - July 13, 2007 6:39 PM
I dont know whats more amazing, the fact that she turned into a double-wide or that they're still filming that stupid show.
24. teeteetdot - July 13, 2007 6:39 PM
Holy saddlebags batman!
25. cootercleavage - July 13, 2007 6:40 PM
I'd hit that even if it had a dick!
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26. crewmancross - July 13, 2007 6:43 PM
Yeah i'd still F her...and i'm still praying to one day see those cans before they lose their form.
27. wighthouse29 - July 13, 2007 6:45 PM
I'VE got a hot dog she could eat!!! AND a sausage that I'd like to hide!!!! She's still smokin'. I'd do her even if she was Jennifer Love Handles!!!!!
28. slh - July 13, 2007 6:45 PM
She's not fat. She simply has a curvy body (and not in the "I'm not "fat" I'm "curvy" sense) and girls with curves should not wear jeans. Period. Kristin Davis and Scarlett Johansson are two examples of the same thing at work.
29. Mick - July 13, 2007 6:48 PM
Holy Crap! There is noway that is really her body! Did she really get that huge?? I feel so bad for her. Her face is still really pretty though. I can't believe she got so so fat.
30. Danklin24 - July 13, 2007 6:48 PM
Whats with this superfiush jackoff calling all these hot girls fat? Jesus, its douchebags like you that make these girls go bulimic and anorexic. I personally would rather have a girl with some meat on her bones than a stick. I mean if you're into fucking a skeleton and worrying about breaking her hip, thats your deal, keep it to yourself.
31. betenoir - July 13, 2007 6:48 PM
This what real women look like... especially in their 30's. Face it.... she ain't a kid no more! I applaud Jennifer for being real!!!!
But she could lay off paper eating. Paper's fattening!
32. T - July 13, 2007 6:48 PM
She looks great. God forbid a woman have tits and hips.
33. Sheva - July 13, 2007 6:52 PM
Sometimes her show is actually very good. I know, I talk to dead people too.
And they are saying she's been doing the American girl thing and blowing up. And by blowing up, I don't mean stardom I mean the ever expanding heiney.
If she did some cycling she'd be rocking again. But she's not motivated. She's landed some guy who is apparently happy with her, and the new plus her.
Some guys dig it. But she's pushing the envelope, and she hasn't pushed out any puppies even.
34. DMM - July 13, 2007 6:53 PM
only fat or ugly guys like thick girls.
35. cc rider - July 13, 2007 6:55 PM
S***! I knock the bottom outta that all day and night!!! love them curves!
36. stephiphany - July 13, 2007 6:56 PM
She certainly has become fatter. Those hideous jeans aren't really helping either.
37. amber - July 13, 2007 6:58 PM
she wasn't hot even when she was skinny.
38. farmer - July 13, 2007 7:05 PM
News flash, a pig has escaped the slaughter house.
39. pg - July 13, 2007 7:07 PM
what a fat fucking pig, we cannot allow ourselves to think this is normal anymore. I'm sick of reminding people this is why america is so fucking obese, this self reinforcing dogma is bullshit and needs to stop. I take pleasure in knowing I will outlive all you fat people and your fucking fat kids.
40. All4One - July 13, 2007 7:08 PM
This Article Is Sucks!!
She Looks Better Now..
41. Steve - July 13, 2007 7:13 PM
You are absolutely BLIND!! She is HOT!! Apparently all you like are waif-like women who starve themselves. I pity you.
42. combustion8 - July 13, 2007 7:16 PM
faty faty fat fat!!!
43. b-rollin - July 13, 2007 7:17 PM
this makes me feel better. I remember wishing her pain when she was the most beautiful thing God had ever created in the late 90's. now i think she's fatter than me. prayers can be answered!
44. my comment - July 13, 2007 7:19 PM
She must have always had that ass in some form. It doesn't just grow overnight. Its genetic.
45. michelle - July 13, 2007 7:21 PM
She doesn't look that bad. She's thick, though. If a girl is gonna be pick, she better at least have some boobs.
46. gossipmonger - July 13, 2007 7:21 PM
Its not that she's fat, its that she just used to be so much skinnier that COMPARED to 10 years ago, she's fatter now. She still looks good though...
47. EZ - July 13, 2007 7:26 PM
Her waist and ass are now in proportion with her huge bosom and enormously elongated neck.
Take notes, class. This is the reference specimen of the mature 4-way semen receptacle.
48. Andrea - July 13, 2007 7:27 PM
I honestly think that she looks just as beautiful as she did a decade ago. So what if she gained a few pounds? She looks better than some normal people would if they gained a few. A celebrity is allowed to gain or lose weight like any other person, but not without scrutiny from the media. She's still a beautiful woman and I think she's one of the realest out there if you ask me.
49. kitty - July 13, 2007 7:28 PM
what are you talking about? she looks good.
50. Moo - July 13, 2007 7:30 PM
OMG she looks like a normal person ... WTF???? Reality as I've always known it has ceased to exist!!!! I think I'll go cry and curl up in a fetal position now!!!
51. Sarah - July 13, 2007 7:30 PM
I saw her on the Tyra Banks show and she said she's a size 2. NO WAY she is a size 2. An 8 or 10 maybe.
52. kelly - July 13, 2007 7:32 PM
ACTUALLY SHE LOOKS GREAT...MAYBE IF EVERYONE STOPPED THINKING THE "NORM" WAS NICOLE RITCHIE AND POSH SPICE THEN YOU WOULDNT HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT A NORMAL LOOKING WOMAN...FUCKING LOSER FAGGOTS
53. CheapShot - July 13, 2007 7:35 PM
there is no way she's a size 2. I'm a size 1 or 2 (depending on the brand). She looks like how I looked when I was a size 11.
54. JonJon - July 13, 2007 7:36 PM
Newsflash! Being fat is not attractive, nor is it healthy. Overweight is ugly and is hazardous to your health! If you think she is attractive or that there is nothing wrong with being "curvy" then you most likely are an oger yourself! drop the butterfinger and run not walk to the gym!
55. ? - July 13, 2007 7:38 PM
LMFAO @ everyone calling her fat when she's not.
Great site.
56. my comment - July 13, 2007 7:38 PM
No way in hell she's a 2. That ass is a 10 at the very least.
I'm a 2 and I have no hips.
57. my comment - July 13, 2007 7:39 PM
54 'drop the butterfinger'
Thanks, I laughed Pepsi up my nose! LOL
58. Dave - July 13, 2007 7:39 PM
#52- You must be really fat! Now go get your pot pie out of the oven!
59. Depraved22 - July 13, 2007 7:41 PM
She's not as thin as she used to be, but SO WHAT? To all you people that said she was fat, I'd just love to see what you look like.
60. hoobaskank - July 13, 2007 7:41 PM
she still has a really beautiful face. but yeah, she doesn't look like she works out. i totally agree with 28 on the jeans and 33 on the cycling.
61. shutup - July 13, 2007 7:42 PM
Ok, the asshole JonJon is soooo off track. How the hell is Jennifer in ANY way, shape, or form overweight?!?!?!? She has a NORMAL, HEALTHY body, not one that a two-year-old could snap in half.
62. Erica - July 13, 2007 7:43 PM
I pity the bloggers who write this articles on "fat women".. and all the comments on here who agree..disgusting.
Yes, her pants aren't very flattering. But you can tell, unless your blind or retarded, but she she still has a skinny waist.
And I usually love all these articles, I mean the bloggers for this site are funny, but you guys take it too far when you say people are BIG when.. there not..at all. I don't get it?
Who the "F" wants a boney ass chick anyway?
Idiots.
63. kristina - July 13, 2007 7:46 PM
ha wtf?? I saw her in a commercial the other day and she looked wayyyy skinnier than this
64. my comment - July 13, 2007 7:47 PM
She's not fat.
She's just got a wide ass and hips. Thighs are a bit sausagey I might add...
65. Cleonyc - July 13, 2007 7:51 PM
What is wrong with you? So she is a size 6 instead of a 2? Seriously she is a curvy gal and she has always been a curvy gal. So she has hips, and that is some type of crime? She is HARDLY fat. She just isn't the Sienna Miller, Posh Becks, Nicole Richie I look like I am dying thin. She is a small framed woman probably 10-15 pounds separates her from the twigs. Calling her fat is CRAZY TOWN
66. Nic - July 13, 2007 7:59 PM
This is why seeing her in anything besides a dress/skirt ia an anomaly. She's pear shaped, as are many people, but it's easy to disguise in a dress, not so easy in pants.
67. my comment - July 13, 2007 7:59 PM
Still not a 6. And never will be.
68. Cleonyc - July 13, 2007 8:01 PM
So after seeing the Kim photos for no reason, and this. I am done. No more The superficial for me. Women have asses and tits and sometimes they stick out from their bodies. SHOCKING but true. We aren't supposed to be built like clothes hangers.
69. KiDLiQuiD - July 13, 2007 8:04 PM
Mmm...hippy...
70. PervBoy - July 13, 2007 8:06 PM
don't act like any hetero male would'nt wax that ass 'till the break of dawn!!!
71. shroom - July 13, 2007 8:11 PM
who cares what her ass looks like when you're banging her chest 24 hours a day!
72. JonJon - July 13, 2007 8:15 PM
61- Normal Healthy body?? She looks like she's smuggling a tribe of midgets in her pants! Thats not healthy! Remember to tell your kids.....
FAT = UGLY
TONE&TRIM= PRETTY
73. Erin - July 13, 2007 8:16 PM
Looks like she's wearing a fat suit to me. P.S. She was never hot.
74. anna - July 13, 2007 8:19 PM
SHE IS NOT FAT! SHE HAS HIPS, YOU KNOW SO SHE CAN CARRY CHILDREN! ANY WAY, WHO GAVE ANYONE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO COMMENT. IT IS HER ASS, HER FOOD BILL, MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
75. anna - July 13, 2007 8:20 PM
SHE IS THE RICH ONE.
76. shanipie - July 13, 2007 8:25 PM
Question #1: Is she married?
Question #2: Is she pregnant?
Statement : Cuz she looks crazy pregnant hahaha
77. Lux - July 13, 2007 8:40 PM
14. High waisted jeans are actually fashionable now, given they are skin tight and flared and not the tapered baggy kind. Jeans should be either really low rise or high rise. In between rises like Jennifers ARE really momish. And with the sleeveless tee combo she really looks like she should be starring in a Mervyns commercial. Yuck.
78. RoMp - July 13, 2007 8:45 PM
Pshhh she just needs different jeans. She grew an ass. And lord knows there's nothing wrong with that mmmmm MMMMMM <3
79. Chauncey Gardner - July 13, 2007 8:45 PM
What the fucking fuck happened to the bitch from GARFIELD? I don't care that she got chunky, but her face is still rail-thin. It doesn't match her body. It's like her face is doing all the exercising.
80. flyby - July 13, 2007 8:49 PM
Oh...NOW I see where eating disorders come from...articles like this. She is not fat...she is beautiful...I guess you guys won't think she is normal until she starts losing her hair..like Victoria Beckham.
81. Smoking Hot - July 13, 2007 8:49 PM
So what. She's probably HAPPY which is more than most of pill-popping woe-is-me Hollywood can say. So she's packing a few extra pounds. Whoop de doo. She's still cute and attractive. I'm a slender gal myself and I can still respect that she is by no means unattractively heavy. And at least her ass is probably real, unlike that Kardashian skank's. Plus, JLove does not seem like a total snobby bitch and that is sexy right there, so whatever.
82. starzluv - July 13, 2007 8:53 PM
She is what is considered "normal" weight in the real world. She is not a model. Give her a f***ing break already. I think she looks great. A woman with curves is sexier than a bony, no fat on her body whatsoever b***h ANY DAY...
83. Smoking Hot - July 13, 2007 8:54 PM
BTW, what is up with people saying "she looks like a REAL woman" because she's heavier now? I'm tall and slim and I am no less of a woman for it. What you mean to say is she is AVERAGE. Big difference. We're all women here, sheesh.
84. PJ - July 13, 2007 9:08 PM
That is one good looking woman.
85. DRESSBARN - July 13, 2007 9:10 PM
Sorry....she is not "Normal sized" or a "Real woman" You fat women need to stop making yourself feel better! Whenever Your husbands, wives or boyfriends or girlfriends say this THEY ARE LYING TO YOU!!!
86. wanks - July 13, 2007 9:19 PM
i bet all the middle age guys here like her new body.....i personally liked how it was before...she still gots a cute-cum-on-my-face look!
87. justifiable - July 13, 2007 9:20 PM
#27 "Jennifer Love Handles"? Excellent, wighthouse29!
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89. tony tarzan - July 13, 2007 9:31 PM
She looks fine. She's still hot, its just an unflattering outfit...
90. HankTheDwarf - July 13, 2007 9:41 PM
She looks beautiful. I'd gladly use her hips as handles.
But what the fuck is up with all these broads using hair extensions? That cowardly lion look only works for Dolly Parton and anyone else in a flyover state.
DOLLY PARTON
DOLLY PARTON
DOLLY PARTON
DOLLY PARTON
FLYOVER STATE TRASH
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91. star69 - July 13, 2007 9:45 PM
Those jeans will make anyone look fat!! They're the worst (ugliest, least flattering) jeans in the world. I don't think it's her being heavier that's bad, it's the fact that she has the worst taste in clothes.
92. Mike - July 13, 2007 9:50 PM
The jeans are bad, her figure is not. She looks great. Love the curves.
93. flyby - July 13, 2007 9:52 PM
#85...You're a turd. I bet you are one of those people who have very few true friends. You probably have a voicemail box filled with people who tell you to meet them at the Blue Martini for Happy hour but wouldn't pick you up if your tire was flat and you were stranded on the interstate. Re-Check your life, fool!
94. eXtasyStef - July 13, 2007 9:54 PM
Kick ASS. Now anyone can be built like J-Love.
That is why you do not combine big ass with tight jeans. You get that flat, wide ass effect.
95. Borat Sagdiyev - July 13, 2007 9:55 PM
My name Borat. I like buy sex with this woman. Her hips remind me of my first love, her name Milky, very tall, very white, always horny and I like her vagine. We was cow, and we eat her later.
96. Chris - July 13, 2007 9:58 PM
omg! women age??? nooooooo...
i hope i look like that in 10 years. shit.
97. Yourfairytale - July 13, 2007 10:04 PM
She looks great, healthy and curvy. The immature idiots who think this is "fat" need to look at some pictures of Marilyn Monroe and other healthy-looking women, because that's how women are supposed to look. Not like 12-year-old boys.
It's just the jeans she's wearing that are unflattering.
98. maxk - July 13, 2007 10:05 PM
No deal Howie. Seriously she is fat, all the fatties comming on here trying to make us all believe she is "average" so they can keep filling their face and not feel bad about it...you fat people make me fucking sick, but say whatever you want no one will ever find you attractive until you loose the weight. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...the other half is stop fucking eating and jump on a treadmill for christ sake.
99. Kevin - July 13, 2007 10:06 PM
This is a wonderful example of what is wrong with celebrity sites. More perezhilton than this one but they're guilty here as well. The woman needs to lose no weight. none
100. Jason - July 13, 2007 10:07 PM
She looks beautiful. Damn, what are your standards? If she walked by you your head would spin off your neck.
101. Serious Question - July 13, 2007 10:07 PM
So . . . is the superfish a bitchy girl who's mad that the boob fairy didn't leave her a honking pair of tits or a latent homosexual? Because I remember learning in sex ed class many moons ago that girls grew hips and breasts and guys grew beards when they went through puberty, but every woman idolized on this site looks like a 13 year old boy. No hips, no ass, no curves. Just straight up and down and flat in all directions. It's cool if that's your cup of tea, but I like a girl with meat on her bones. A little jiggle for my giggle. Some cushion for my pushin'. (Especially when you get a big butt girl and hit it doggy style. Get up enough momentum and it's like the ass is giving you a round of applause.)
102. metahari - July 13, 2007 10:10 PM
I knew those jeans were a bad idea! I've seen some that have the side seams pulled more to the front because it's supposed to make you look slimmer. Sure, maybe it trims you down if someones looking at you dead-on from the front. Interestingly enough, the trade off is obviously that your backside is going to look huge from the front *and* the back.
103. I don't have Alzheimers - July 13, 2007 10:20 PM
Didn't we go through all this before on the Mandy Moore thread?
Is the urge really that overpowering to repost comments pretending Nicole Richie is the only other option to a heavy girl? I wonder why scales are constructed to give a whole range of weights...
People who feel strongly about their "isssssssues" are the most boring people on earth.
104. Epiphany - July 13, 2007 10:23 PM
It just dawned on me that all these fat haters are probably the same girls in high school with concave chests and flat asses that hated on all the girls that grew breasts and hips over the summer. It's okay honey. You too will experience the beauty that is puberty. You will blossom into a woman someday. Or you won't and you'll spend the rest of your life ripping on people with smoking hot bodies because you're jealous. Oh and newsflash, skinny doesn't equal pretty and healthy. There are plenty of dog faced girls that are size ones. And don't let the fashion industry fool you. Just because Kate Moss is a fashion icon, it doesn't mean she's pretty. Remember, the fashion industry is run by gay men and bitter bitches who got hit by every branch when they fell out the ugly tree. (Donatella Versace, anyone.)
105. Tarl - July 13, 2007 10:25 PM
She still looks WAY HOT to me. Watching the show gives me pleasure on a Friday night. She still has one of the best set of hooters in Hollywood. Yeaaaa!
106. DRESSBARN - July 13, 2007 10:39 PM
#93-SLOWLY PUT DOWN THE TUB OF ICING! ..... Face it, your fat and pasty looking and have never seen a buffett you you didnt like! When you get through feeding Meet me at the Blue martini and the first round of crisco is on me!! toodles piglet....
107. Lola - July 13, 2007 10:53 PM
There is nothing bad about a girl being a size 10. But, when she goes from a size 1/2 to a size 10 in a matter of one year....thats not hot
108. sarah - July 13, 2007 11:02 PM
I think its just the jeans that are really unflattering...
109. kagres - July 13, 2007 11:03 PM
just bad jeans, yo.
110. Quinn - July 13, 2007 11:11 PM
she just looks dated, outfit from the late 80s that's why. He's curvy and HOT
111. Hooray for cake - July 13, 2007 11:17 PM
Epiphany- I'm willing to bet that your about a deuce and a half right? Your post screams of denial fat girl! You would give a truckload of twinkies to look like Kate Moss! Stop kidding yourself and take a spin class........
112. freddiegirl - July 13, 2007 11:18 PM
Ummm...I'm slender and size0 so I think if anyone can call her fat; I can.....and I don't. How is she fat? Yes, she looks like she's gained a little weight but she's hardly fat. Pictures can add a certain amount of poundage so I'd be willing to bet that she looks fine in person.
113. calvin - July 13, 2007 11:25 PM
Have you called Jenny yet?
114. Cynthia - July 13, 2007 11:26 PM
To set the record straight, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO USE THE TERM "MEAT ON BONES" ARE STUPID, JEALOUS FATTIES! I am in no way condoning uber skinny women who actively hurt themselves to be thin, but I'm also not condoning women who totally let themselves go, as she apparently has. She has no muscle tone and since when were her hips so disgustingly wide?? It's morons like #'s 81, 82, 97, 100, 101, etc. who try to diminish the fact that Americans are morbidly obese. It's only when idiotic pigs like them are chained to trend mills that this country will resemble the rest of the world. I totally agree with everyone who thinks all the "fat supporters" are really just twinkie-rolled pigs who want to feel better about their own sloth and cellulite.
115. Timesqare - July 13, 2007 11:35 PM
112- Put a 1 in front of that zero and you will have your true size! Big girl Stop lying, You know you look like a sasquatch
116. njnhjn - July 13, 2007 11:55 PM
Who runs this blog, btw? do they have any photos of themselves as proof they arent a typical American fatass? Just out of curiousity, cause I always seem to get this jealous vibe from this blogger.
117. jr - July 14, 2007 12:01 AM
Get real she's not fat. She looks like a woman. She has tits, hips and an ass. Its really too bad that in the closet homos, who only want to screw women that look like prepubescent boys, keep trying to set the standard for how women should look.
118. Washington - July 14, 2007 12:01 AM
If you think she looks bad, then you really need to consider giving your buddy Clay Aiken a call for some play time.
119. abody - July 14, 2007 12:07 AM
"She looks great. God forbid a woman have breasts and hips."
That.
120. Doughey fat chick - July 14, 2007 12:08 AM
117 & 118 You two piglets should waddle over to the sizzler together!
121. gigi - July 14, 2007 12:10 AM
her body just looks odd in what she's wearing, compared to 'normal' Jennifer Love Hewitt... almost like she's wearing padding- is she getting ready for a role or something? is she mad at her trainer? it doesn't look natural-- and it's not like she's had 4 or 5 kids... she's young, vital, primin' - start with pitching the jeans!
122. yowillie - July 14, 2007 12:26 AM
Hello. Are you crazy. Look at the rack on her.
123. Washington - July 14, 2007 12:33 AM
#120 - Actually, I'd rather challenge you to a running contest. Loser gets to suck Clay Aiken's cock!
124. whobie - July 14, 2007 12:34 AM
fats hewitt with her sausage leggs
125. causaubon - July 14, 2007 12:43 AM
dudes, whether or not she's fat really isn't of great importance- what matters is that she's got a sweet rack.
126. gleepleglorp - July 14, 2007 12:43 AM
Ha ha! Someone's not used to looking up from his greasy Real Doll.
127. Doughey Fat chick - July 14, 2007 12:45 AM
#123- How would that be fair? All your lardass would have to do is visualize a fried snickers bar at the finish line and you would win, hands down! What is it with you fat women always fantasizing about clay aiken's cock? must be some chemical in all the butter you consume!
128. jess - July 14, 2007 12:49 AM
she's so sexy... not fat.
129. LaGrange - July 14, 2007 12:51 AM
JLH is so unsexy. A walking pear with big tits. Peaked long ago.
130. MexicanLust - July 14, 2007 1:06 AM
Not remotely fat. Face of a donkey? Sure. Unattractive, boring, washed up, and resembles a lightbulb? Okay.
131. brap - July 14, 2007 2:03 AM
Well, if you don't like normal hips, there are always trannies. I hear Ann Coulter is available.
132. miss oblivious - July 14, 2007 2:35 AM
What are some people talking abt; saying those jeans are okay...those are total "mom" jeans! They look awful on her! I think she picked the least flattering style for her figure. And what happened to that petite, shapely chic from 10 yrs ago? I never thought she would be the type to get so...plus sized. Not that she's huge or anything, but she did put on a lot of weight. She does still have a nice little waist though. But it looks like she's popped out a couple of kids already. I'm surprised she doesn't just settle down and get married and have kids already. All that being said, I always did think she was really cute and seemed like a sweet person; still does. I still think she is very pretty and different looking from the typical hollywood chic. I like her; I'm just shocked at how much bigger she looks. She needs a total style (and maybe some trainer) intervention!
133. astella - July 14, 2007 2:41 AM
has she given birth lately or is she pregnant?speakin of which, she was rather anorexia extreme lookin in her younger hot tv days,the horse-looking shaped face and extreme walkin twig with boobs that used to scream in tween horror movies?this is a healther nicer alternative to the love hewitt we used to see. does she still call herself "love" anyways?
134. Benny - July 14, 2007 2:42 AM
"Business Class"
135. bah! - July 14, 2007 2:55 AM
My nipples got hard just looking at these pics and I'm not even bi or les! I think she's just gained maybe 10 lbs and those jeans are not flattering anyway. I don't see what the big deal is...she's always had huge tits and a beautiful face and her hair has always been gorgeous so who cares if her hips have spread a bit? Jeez. If my husband was awake right now I'd show him these pics and I'm sure he'd say "I'd hit it!" And we would just laugh and have fabulous sex, and afterwards we'd smoke and feel sorry for all of you idiots who hate on "fat" chicks...then in true superficial form I'd pull out my my girl scout uniform and wear it proudly whilst skipping down the street otherwise naked in my size 10 fabulousness. Oh, and I'm almost 6' so there fuckers.
136. TrulyJulie - July 14, 2007 3:08 AM
Yes, she's gained weight.It doesn't look bad unless your friggin' retarded!
137. yeah - July 14, 2007 3:36 AM
Absolutely nothing wrong with her.
Wow so she gained 10 pounds. Who gives a shit.
Maybe if she popped a cap in yall's ass that would be worth reading.
138. Batsie - July 14, 2007 3:51 AM
Makes me feel so much better about myself. She looks great btw! Hope she put some on on her brain and assertive side as well.
139. Rick - July 14, 2007 4:14 AM
Really? My mom? All i see i her HUGE RACK. I'm confused. I don't wanna pipe my mom....
140. Ramen for Breakfast - July 14, 2007 4:19 AM
soooooo superficial! gawd! it's an unflattering tank over unflattering jeans on a very sexy thang. I'm not a fan but f*cking A--that's just wrong!
141. DJ - July 14, 2007 4:32 AM
She has gained weight but it looks like it's all in her hips and butt! I still thinks she HOT! To better days pics: http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/jennifer_love_hewitt_1/jennifer_love_hewitt_1.html
142. Jennie - July 14, 2007 4:41 AM
@#34
Only guys who have small dicks who can't use them hate on "thick" girls b/c they can't handle them....
Go back to having 10 second long sex with the size 0, 12 year old look a likes and leave us women to the real men.
143. Poesje - July 14, 2007 4:54 AM
Seriously, she looks fine. It's just that it's not the perfect pair of jeans but she looks good. She's not even *near* fat. And even then she wouldn't be ugly. Fat and ugly don't necessarily go together, you know, and she's a pretty girl.
144. Sauron - July 14, 2007 5:28 AM
What's that in her pants?Is that one or two penises?
145. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 5:42 AM
I won't say bad things about her.Ever had an hippo attacking you and running after you?I neither but i rather don't.
146. DONZILLA - July 14, 2007 6:17 AM
Good lord she's not 17yrs old anymore,she turned into a very HOT WOMAN,and if your Mom looks that good,I want to meet her!
..Jennifer is still a 10!...
147. Dushie - July 14, 2007 6:20 AM
The people who say that she is fat clearly don't have any girlfriends, unless a blow up doll counts as such. Of course they are going to think she is fat. Their "girls" hardly weigh anything.
Anyways, I though she looked good ten years ago, and she still looks good. She's not super-fit anymore, but most American women would I think die for a body like that one. I personally would kill for those sandbags.
148. George - July 14, 2007 6:56 AM
If your mom look like that... I realy want to mount her :P
149. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 14, 2007 7:28 AM
shez got a cute face,
but I hate her ztupid
mother=bigmouthbitch...
and he zizter iz hugh,
zo that meanz zhez capable
of being the zame way..
150. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 7:38 AM
Are there any botox injected in her thighs?those muscles look very relaxed.
151. Sauron - July 14, 2007 7:43 AM
Allright i admit it has something.Slamming women with massive thighs missionary.
152. The REAL Tom Cruise - July 14, 2007 8:08 AM
Does she have a cock hiding in her pants?
TCLTC
153. douchewitz - July 14, 2007 8:29 AM
The blogger makes some truly idiotic comments.
She looks great.
154. Johnny - July 14, 2007 8:53 AM
no!!!!!
155. IceQueen - July 14, 2007 9:01 AM
I think she looks a lot better with some curves, rather than her skeletor look she was sporting last year. Every bone in her neck and collarbones were sticking out, and if they snapped, she was sure to lose an eye. I wish my mom looked like her.
156. sable - July 14, 2007 9:02 AM
oh my god. that makes me wanna puke! what the hell happened to her?? and those clothes... holy shit i'm embarrased for her
157. prettyboy - July 14, 2007 9:14 AM
ONE WORD
MILF!!!
i never was a fan of love hewitt till i saw her on Conan this year
man she got curvy but still thin in the waist
Love those hips...something to hold on too when ur pulling her back and forth....this means nothing for u virgins and fashion designers out there thinkin a 10 year old boys/girls body is what the ideal body should be for a desirable WOMAN
THIS IS WHAT 99% OF MEN (REAL MEN) WANT!!!
Ladies stop starving yourself !!!
158. KDR - July 14, 2007 9:18 AM
haha, i'm just cracking up at the title of this topic.
nice one.
159. BGC TODAY - July 14, 2007 9:33 AM
Love the comment...
160. Oeuf - July 14, 2007 9:36 AM
She's not even remotely fat! It's called CURVES, you know, like women used to have before anorexia became fashionable?
161. Christ on a pogo stick - July 14, 2007 9:37 AM
Karzihottkelli, I hate you. Please die.
162. JrsyGrl - July 14, 2007 9:42 AM
It's her jeans. She's obviously pretty slim, she looks great, just needs better jeans.
163. JrsyGrl - July 14, 2007 9:43 AM
Oh, and the guys who are calling her fat are sitting in their bedroom at their mom's house wacking themselves because they're so pathetic that they can't get a girl of their own.
164. celeb skeet - July 14, 2007 9:58 AM
Photo six...bend that ass over and see what she's working with. Maybe even tongue her starfish. Yeah! Beat that monkey up and give her a pearl necklace. Word to your grandmother.
165. Sheva - July 14, 2007 10:09 AM
Hey, I think she's been adorable most of her adult life but you put this girl anywhere in Europe and sorry, she's an overeating American.
No way around it. In my neighborhood, they'd also call her fat.
BTW, there's not one clear shot of her from behind. She was on Leno not too long ago and it was clear she's put on a lot more than 10 pounds.
10 pounds on her would be beautiful. She's already +25 and still growing. If I were her man, she'd be working out with me and I'd have her hellifine in no time flat.
166. Poppyseed - July 14, 2007 10:19 AM
Somebody has to tell you overweight beasts that the only guys that want to bang you are either (a) Losing a bet (b) Terminally ill.
Seriously, there is nothing more disgusting than a fat woman naked! stop saying that your "curvy" or "big boned" it's a lie, Your fat and nasty and should really think about buying a gym membership.
167. Normal - July 14, 2007 10:30 AM
She looks NORMAL. Not fat, just not disgustingly Hollywood anorexic. Good for her, I wish more women looked like her instead of unnaturally sickly.
168. DarkHelmet - July 14, 2007 10:39 AM
Them's is child bearing hips, I would tap it, laundry room style.
169. BetC - July 14, 2007 10:57 AM
She looks great and normal - not like some stick thin girl who doesn't eat. It is sad that people don't recognize what a normal female body looks like anymore. I bet she's happy and eating like a normal person again (and not starving herself). Good for her!
170. word - July 14, 2007 11:00 AM
I have 3 words for everyone here
FAT
FAT
FAT
for the people who don't think she's fat...WAKE THE FUCK UP
171. fat - July 14, 2007 11:10 AM
Over 60% of the united states is overweight, that is a fucking fact. So that means on average half the people here are fucking fat, so you have half the people who aren't fat stating the obvious fact that she is now overweight, and then you have the the other half who are fat but wont admit it saying she is normal. Say what ever you want, it doesn't change the fact that you are overweight and so is jennifer. Please do something about it, workout and live healthier instead of trying to convince yourself your not overweight when you know you are!
172. Will - July 14, 2007 11:12 AM
you're on crack if you think she's not still hot. I'd still nail that in a heartbeat.
jeez, just b/c she's not rail thin you say she looks like she pigged out on a buffet. thats just retarded the girl is still fine. period
173. Kamiki - July 14, 2007 11:43 AM
Oh fuck off she looks absolutely fine, she has a slight pear shape but she looks slim and healthy and not a stick insect you lot are nuts, no wonder women are crazily paranoid about weight when they are told you are fat when you are a normal and slim woman.
174. DarkHelmet - July 14, 2007 11:48 AM
While I usually like to slam true fatsos, this ain't one.
And if you won't hit this you are a raging homosexual who needs to recognize the fact and move on with your life.
175. Pedro - July 14, 2007 11:50 AM
Seriously, this page has gone massively downhill in the past year or so by trying to "keep up" with the secondhand, low-grade celebrity culture that it helped to create. It was good before because it was creative and funny, not just ridiculous. Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt are both smoking and, if you don't think so, you are probably some loser who never actually interacts with- actually hooks up with- real live women. I'm not reading this silly page anymore.
176. laurie - July 14, 2007 11:56 AM
fuck u
she looks healthy
177. john - July 14, 2007 12:39 PM
You people are on glue and probably have never even had a woman, let alone one as hot as this. She's got some slightly wider hips, but jesus christ, she's still one of the hottest women on the planet. Grow up.
178. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 12:43 PM
Two names;Kirstie Alley.
179. mizou - July 14, 2007 12:54 PM
i'd hit that less than a second. she's what a female body should look like (plus a few pounds, in the right places, nothing wrong with that). better than the anorexic fucked-up bitches and bimbos with knees from hell, who couldn't hold a decent conversation even if they tried.
and you are a fucktard, that's only helpign to perpetuate the horror of women not being accepting of their own bodies. what kind of life is it when you center on what you eat all day and whether you've worked it all off or not.
180. Sauron - July 14, 2007 12:57 PM
That's right babes!What's wrong with a lil babyfat?
181. Zeuz - July 14, 2007 1:06 PM
actually just got more 'stuff in the trunk'... nothing wrong with that ;)
182. Sauron - July 14, 2007 1:11 PM
[178]The fact that you're blessed with a natural toned athletic body.That doesn't mean you can make fun all the time on people who aren't!What's wrong with you!? Cheezz.....
183. J - July 14, 2007 1:15 PM
Oh shut up. I read your blog because it's snarky but this crosses a line. The woman starts eating instead of starving herself and you tear her apart? I hope she is happy with her figure. I'm done with your blog.
184. Bree - July 14, 2007 1:17 PM
I actually think she looks alot better. Not fat up top, just a little in the middle which makes her have a nice, curvy, female shape. I love it.
185. emma - July 14, 2007 1:17 PM
179 mizou - well said. are you male? cos a lot of men could do with sharing your attitude.
186. SFC Jimenez - July 14, 2007 1:19 PM
It has gotta be the shoes? Holy morphing shoes...
I still think she is a good as she ever was...
187. Bree - July 14, 2007 1:19 PM
Oh I like how when a girl has a little shape, she's fat..but God forbid we hold men to the same standards! Then he's just being a guy!
188. emma - July 14, 2007 1:21 PM
oh and someone above went on and on about the obesity epidemic - if you think this is obese you have a seriously warped sense of the human body.
and everyone who says that people here calling her fat are men who are too pathetic to get real women - you are totally right because obviously the only women in their lives are airbrushed whores in mens magazines, so anything less than that isn't attractive to them. morons.
189. Radar - July 14, 2007 1:27 PM
Dude, you've got some weird ass standards for women. You prefer that fat-ass Kardashian (or whatever her name is). Jennifer has put on a few pounds (like 5 or 10), and you start calling her a cow.
You need to stick with Paris, Britney, and Fat Ass... The rest of us will move on.
190. this is boring - July 14, 2007 1:27 PM
"and everybody who says ____ is a _____"
blah blah blah
The only thing more boring than fat chick clothes is fat chick talk. You're all disgusting. Get some self-discipline, or do us all a favor and become dog food.
191. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 1:32 PM
I know my rights and i didn't say anything wrong.I only said it's not very comfortable to have an hippo chasing you.I said this for the sole purpose of developing your general knowledge.The goddess Kali knows that truly was
my intention!
192. Dave - July 14, 2007 1:34 PM
Who are you idiots that think this is "hot" because its what "real women look like"? I'd say 90% of the women at the gym I go to have a better body than this. All it takes is some work and paying attention to diet. Hewitt's not hot, not "healthy", and not "real"- she's out of shape and dumpy, and she let herself get that way despite having nothing but free time and all the money in the world to use to hire trainers and a nutritionist. She's a lazy pig.
193. Aubree - July 14, 2007 1:40 PM
oh listen to all the personal trainers and Gods Godesses of the world talk their shit...."I go to the gym 4 times a day, 7 days a week" "I'm a runway model" "I am Hottie McHotster" "I look like Stephanie Seymour, my features are all perfectly symmetrical" "J Love is so fat, she's a cow, she should go on "Biggest Loser" PA -lease!
She's got a fine a body, she just bought the wrong pair of jeans at the GAP.
194. BingeandPurge - July 14, 2007 1:40 PM
You fat bitches are pathetic! all of you would kill to be "celebrity thin" Stop your fucking lying about being a "normal size" or "average size" Its bullshit and you know it! When you look at yourself naked do you really feel comfortable? Bullshit! Stop trying to convince people that being a lard ass is ok!! All your doing is lying to yourself
195. OINK - July 14, 2007 1:42 PM
hey fat bitches no those are not curves those are fat rolls, and u dont have to starve yourself to be thin but you have to get your lazy but up and do something called exercise..but you fat Americans are too lazy to exercise that's why your average 20 year old looks like a 40 year old who's had 3 kids...
196. kc - July 14, 2007 1:42 PM
#194 and i bet you eat your own vomit for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner...
i'm done with this site.
ciao.
197. skinnyEuropean - July 14, 2007 1:46 PM
there are so many fat stay at home moms who come on here to satisfy their low self esteem fat asses by praising fatties like J-Love...newsflash her weight is not healthy, fat is not healthy, muscle is..but you wouldn't know what a muscle is since your exercise routine consists of walking from a couch to a fridge to stuff your fat mouths with junk food..
198. Sauron - July 14, 2007 1:48 PM
[191]As usually he's getting away with this because his lawyers are backing him up.....Cheezz.....True story.
199. Aubree - July 14, 2007 1:53 PM
"I have 76 children and I still can find time to puke my guts out and look like the #1 MILF in my cookie cutter neighborhood"
"I smoked and drank my way to this BANGIN size 0 body, eat shit fat bitches of the world, I have not tasted food in 7 years, but at least I look good"
Just because people are saying she's not fat and looks ok, we are NOT saying she looks awesome or like she's in the best shape of her life. SO just to clear things up this DOES NOT mean that we are all fat lonely Bridgette Joneses
piece of advice: stop advising the world to get off their fat asses and work out, YOU my little petite beauty queens--have no idea who you are talking to. Just let people be supportive of a B-list celeb who just hasn't hit the gym in a few weeks
200. ali - July 14, 2007 2:03 PM
hottest girl on tv ten years ago? are you out of your fucking mind. the sight of her face makes me want to throw up. preferably on her.
201. lambman - July 14, 2007 2:16 PM
Whatever she's still 100% matress worthy.
Every guy on this site knows that if he met a girl like that in reality he'd try and get her number. Also she still has amazing tits, especially in the Hanes comercial.
202. Erin - July 14, 2007 2:19 PM
What?
She dosen't look even remotely fat, blind assholes.
203. IzZy - July 14, 2007 2:20 PM
She is not fat! she is far from it! It's comments like this that make young girls starve themselves and hate themselves for no apparent reason. If anything she's just wearing unflattering clothes. If she looses 30 lbs she won't be able to hold her head up!!!
and Mandy Moore looks great, she's hot and saying she let herself go means your eyesight is very far from 20/20...
204. Emily - July 14, 2007 2:21 PM
Holy shit, shes really packing on the pounds! Why doesn't she look like this on those Hanes comercials??
205. strong - July 14, 2007 2:26 PM
fat makes wood
206. micah_d - July 14, 2007 2:38 PM
I love me a woman with some real tits. Maybe Nicole Richie will grow some now that her body will force her to gain some weight.
207. Susie - July 14, 2007 2:43 PM
Wighthhouse29 - "Jennifer Love Handles" - I hope you get credit for that when it hits the magazines and is her new nickname over at perez and dlisted. Freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
208. Jade - July 14, 2007 2:49 PM
She looks gorgeous. God, I hate people who think you have to be 105 pounds at the max to be attractive.
209. Bling - July 14, 2007 2:54 PM
My man appreciates the natural...tits, ass...etc. Real men are funny that way :p
I am not a fat ass (over 5'4" at 126), but I would never want to be a skinny little thing. What's the point in being a woman then? lol
210. reality check - July 14, 2007 2:58 PM
All this mindless promotion of self-esteem for its own sake has a cost. There have been some studies recently comparing schoolkids across the world on academic tests and self-confidence. American kids now come in about mid-pack in academic scores among industrialized nations. But they rate themselves as smarter and more attractive than kids from all other countries, when allowed to do self-ratings instead of anything based on objective criteria (like achievement tests on standard academic subjects). Objectively, American kids are by far the fattest in the world.
So fear not about this Jennifer Love Hewitt commentary. The mindless promotion of self-esteem - for its own sake, not based on merit - has been a smashing success. Our kids are completely insulated from this criticism, by both extra dumbness and layers of extra fat.
211. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 2:58 PM
Her pants aren't most flattering.without she'll do probably much better.
212. JME - July 14, 2007 2:59 PM
Granted, I still wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I have to admit that as a celebrity (they tend to have time on their hands for this), she does not look like makes it to the gym on a regular basis. That sausage arm and leg look is from bad diet and not enough exercise. The butt is probably genetic and would make sense considering the size of her natural boobs. Not a bad thing in my opinion, she just needs to tone up somewhat.
213. Bitter But Fuckable - July 14, 2007 2:59 PM
God, she looks like a hippo. I'd be hard pressed not to throw her out of my bed if I ever found her in it, holding a glass of vodka in one hand and a roll of Trojans in the other. I really would.
214. MosesGabby - July 14, 2007 3:03 PM
She's getting a little hippy. Stil has a great rack.
215. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 3:06 PM
I can't see it well.How's the backside looking?Maybe i consider her as voloptuous.
216. Rosie's Mustach - July 14, 2007 3:08 PM
FUCK YOU! My Mom's in way better shape than that.
This folks is a lesson in what happens to girls with naturally big boobs... they get really fuckin fat.
Find a tight hottie with perky B cups and you're way better off.
What you are seeing here is 3/4 of how fat she'd be if she wasn't famous. As celebs age they tend to show their true form. She clearly had to diet a lot to look like she used to while other girls can eat what they want and still be toned.
I never got this chick. She looks like a witch BAAAAD face and now she's fat. PASS.
217. d.cuban - July 14, 2007 3:10 PM
she is still making the big bucks regardless of her body shape -- which means she's not a crappy actress who has to rely on her big boobies (which is what everyone commented on when she was thinner). and she looks HAPPY.
218. emily - July 14, 2007 3:16 PM
god she has big hips. like -i've-birthed-four-babies sorta hips. have the always been that big?
219. tintin - July 14, 2007 3:19 PM
I think it's pretty sad to see so many in here think she's overweight. You don't think all those photoshopped pictures in magazines are real, do you? JLH looks perfectly normal in these pictures.
220. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 3:20 PM
I agree with nr.217.She's looking quite content on these pics.She doesn't have another choice anyway.
221. Aubree - July 14, 2007 3:27 PM
213-
Bitter but Fuckable says,
"God, she looks like a hippo. I'd be hard pressed not to throw her out of my bed if I ever found her in it, holding a glass of vodka in one hand and a roll of Trojans in the other. I really would."
Ya, a total hippo or maybe an elephant or maybe one of those frat boys who uses a user name like "Bitter but Fuckable" bitter is right.
You and your brothers should get back to your porn fest and get your aggressions out.
222. joe mama - July 14, 2007 3:28 PM
she looks fanstestical,bigger hips and a bigger rack i'm all for that
223. Sauron - July 14, 2007 3:43 PM
Out of the soup of conflicts also known as 'evolution' came this temporary solution.This masterpiece of evolution could be Jennifer Love Hewitt.....
224. Jen - July 14, 2007 3:46 PM
Wow, normally I write outraged comments about how the girls look normal, not fat, and the guy who writes for this site is fucked and probably hits on little boys since that seems to be the figure he goes for, but... even I have to admit she's not carrying the extra weight well. What happened? Has she not been working out?
That said, she still has a great rack and a beautiful face and in the REAL world, outside of Hollywood celebrity pics, I bet the vast majority of the guys on here would hit it.
225. Jen - July 14, 2007 3:48 PM
Really though, there's nothing wrong with eating food. She's in love now - with a hottie - and she's probably just done what most newly-in-love women do; gone out to fancy dinners with him a little too often and adopted some of his eating habits. I did it too, but I've reined myself in.
226. Lowlands - July 14, 2007 4:04 PM
(223)What's next?Jennifer Love Hewitt is the real Mona Lisa?Cheezse
227. Courtney - July 14, 2007 4:10 PM
What's with this "curvy chicks shouldn't wear jeans" bullshit? What the hell are we supposed to wear? You people need to stop being so terrified of hips and asses. Honestly. What the hell do you grab on to when you've got a woman on all fours then? Although I suspect most of you "haters" aren't in that situation to frequently.
228. Courtney - July 14, 2007 4:12 PM
Damnit. Too*. I hate that. Almost as much as I hate people who make subsequent posts to correct their typos.
229. Courtney - July 14, 2007 4:16 PM
#166 - Poppyseed, This is for you:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24054756/
230. Brenna - July 14, 2007 4:50 PM
she looks hot. better than fucking a bag of bones.
231. Lil - July 14, 2007 4:57 PM
Aww I think she looks great.
232. Markus - July 14, 2007 5:10 PM
Bah, she looks great. All you haters go date a skeleton. Girls needs to have curves she has 'em. <3
233. bumilla - July 14, 2007 5:23 PM
THIS IS TOTAL AND COMPLETE BS. >:[
jen, if you are reading this YOU LOOK FINE! don't start taking coke and end up looking like c. love. just get some better fitting jeans stand strong, bb!
234. roughdaddy - July 14, 2007 5:25 PM
hmmm big hips make for a huge ass, which i can burry my nose in. as long she doenst look fat its fine, leave her alone...
235. coolnerd15 - July 14, 2007 5:45 PM
i love it, she is still gorgeous as always. if anything the extra pounds give her a better figure
236. Maza - July 14, 2007 5:57 PM
She is not fat at all. She looks healthy. She has curves. My god, now wonder why girls are anorexic these days. It's because of comments like these. She is gorgeous and has a hell of a body. Her body type is like mine. I have a big butt and hips.
237. REDFACEDEVIL - July 14, 2007 6:07 PM
Yeah that's it let's continue to confuse women and keep them insecure.Women that look like females bad..women that look like little boys good. Now we cavemen can feel big and good about our little wee wees.
238. jmuiiujmi - July 14, 2007 6:09 PM
For all those people who are raging about her health and how unhealthy her body is, thats actually untrue. Fat only becomes an issue when its on your tummy/waist. Apparently Waist to Hip ratio is a bigger indicator than BMI for health issues.
I personally think that extra weight is unattractive, but it certainly isn't unhealthy
239. moi - July 14, 2007 6:17 PM
I hit it....niiiiiice!!!
240. nikki84 - July 14, 2007 6:53 PM
You know, I've never really cared for JLH, but my God, this has to stop. All of you people who are saying she is fat are the most fucking blind, and possibly mentally retarded, people in the entire world. I bet you're all a bunch of overweight-couldn't-get-a-date-if-your-life-depended-on-it- fat hags who are just too happy to join in on the hot girl bashing (behind the protection of a computer screen, of course) to make yourself feel a little bit better about being so damn hideous.
241. crap - July 14, 2007 7:25 PM
1st this site has been going down hill. Used to be funny now its absurd. JLH is far better even with extra weight than the crap the writer is picking as hot lately. Next headline will probably be "The Olsen twins are Gigantic".
2nd Anybody that thinks she is fat I guarantee has no dates. Becuase they have serious mental issues, and they can't find a women to meet there I'm 85lbs. standard.
BTW there is a big difference between fat & overweight. Try looking the difference up numbnutts. Oh yeah thats right you might actually have to think. Oops guess that excludes you then.
242. nikki84 - July 14, 2007 7:31 PM
I agree with you #241, this site is definitely going downhill. The jokes are getting old. Seriously, how many times is the author going to call himself a "deadly weapon"? The first time, cute. Time number 437? Not so much.
243. get some standards ya wusses - July 14, 2007 8:00 PM
It's not just her current pear shape. Look at her fuckin arms - that part is definitely Mom. If she were a mom, hell, I'd say she's in the top 10 of MILFs. Except she's not a mom. For her whole life since her mid-teens, she's focused exclusively on her career. A career where appearance obviously matters a whole lot. And this is the best she can do. Pathetic.
244. kevin - July 14, 2007 8:00 PM
Hips a little wide but any of you guys who think this is a problem or that think she is not F-able are complete f-ing homos.
245. Sid - July 14, 2007 8:09 PM
Let's try to keep things separate here:
- she's got great boobs
- she's put on weight that's very noticeable on her hips, thighs, and upper arms
- she looked better before she put on the weight, not after
- she's got a weirdly narrow witch face
- she's very, very, very famous for presenting a public persona of extreme sweetness and innocence, when in fact she's a huge bitch
- there's a long list of dumped guys who will attest to this (including how she often doesn't bother to tell them it's over, instead letting them find out when she gives an interview)
So: she's still titty-fuckable. And a bitch. And now struggling with her weight, in public. KARMA, baby. It's also a bitch.
246. Jake - July 14, 2007 8:19 PM
She's got old-lady saddlebag thighs and flabby arms, and a tiny face that doesn't fit her body. But we're gay if we're not willing to walk over hot coals to fuck her? Back when she was 19 years old, maybe. But now, just because she has big tits? Sorry, I don't have a MOMMY complex. Instead of writing 50 comments here this weekend, why not call your mom and tell her you love her? I mean, really LOVE her (it's the phone, she won't see your wee erection).
247. CoJo - July 14, 2007 8:28 PM
*Shrugs*
All I see is a hot chick with wide hips and great tits wearing some ugly ass jeans.
Seriously, the fact that I want to bang JLH, Mandy Moore and Tyra Banks into submission doesn't change because a couple of douchebags think the Nicole Richie look is where hotness is at.
248. starzluv - July 14, 2007 8:39 PM
114: i am not trying to diminish the fact that americans are morbidly obese. also, i am not a moron. but thanks, really. here are some other facts for you: jennifer love hewitt is NOT fat. you wanna see fat? go to your local mcdonalds or burger king. she has put on a few pounds, yes. but just because i am defending her does not mean that i myself am fat. i am also not a, what was it?, a "twinkie rolled pig??"..good one. and people who go around calling people fat when they clearly arent, should really look at themselves. they are self-hating assholes who get sick pleasure out of picking apart someone they dont even know. so, im sorry, i guess forgive me. im a moron, right?
249. whofugggincares - July 14, 2007 8:45 PM
70.1% of americans are fat. It follows that the 70.1% of the posters here are too. HAHA
250. April - July 14, 2007 9:02 PM
What a bunch of pathetic small minded losers most of you must be? I would love to see what you look like day to day. Who in their right mind would say this is fat? This just shows that celebrities don't always look so perfect in their normal everyday lives, without all the airbrushing and right lighting. She looks absolutely beautiful like this.
251. Concerned Ass Lover - July 14, 2007 9:05 PM
I agree with #4. That is fuct up and she does look fine. I miss that big perfect round 90s ass girls used to have versus the Paris Hilton crazy bird special tiny ass insignificant ass. Asses that you can palm with one hand (both cheeks) ARE NOT GOOD ASSES. All these dumbass skinny girls with their ribs showing are disgusting.
252. Shannon - July 14, 2007 9:13 PM
So she's got some junk in the trunk now. Big deal.
253. K.K. - July 14, 2007 9:40 PM
this is considered fat?? it is comments like this that are why so many woman have eating disorders. She looks quite healthy. She was just a young woman growing into her body when she was on Party of Five. Women's bodies do change as they get older and she is certainly carrying any extra weight on her quite well and she's as beautiful now as she was when she was younger
254. flyby - July 14, 2007 9:45 PM
Dear Dressbarn...I am not fat, but my guess is that you are. You seem like one of those self-hating fat folks who pretend like they are someone else behind the keyboard. You hide behind stereotypes. You have no real arguement so you use crap like lard references to distract the reader from your ignorance. You're a dude with a beer gut who thinks women should be ultra perfect for you. Your attack tells me I hit a nerve. How telling. I think your mom's calling...it's time for supper.
255. freddiegirl - July 14, 2007 9:46 PM
115, you can come back on email me if you wish and see plenty of pics on my site....are you just a little jealous you aren't a 0...LOL!
256. freddiegirl - July 14, 2007 9:46 PM
115, you can come back on email me if you wish and see plenty of pics on my site....are you just a little jealous you aren't a 0...LOL!
257. Offended - July 14, 2007 9:48 PM
Good lord, you think that's obese? It's offensive that you would even say that. Jesus Christ, I hope you never get laid again. That is if you've ever been nailed in the first place. I hope you get speared on anorexic-girl's hips, Asshat.
258. CoolLikeACucumber! - July 14, 2007 10:19 PM
oh goodness so she's gained a little weight its ok! at least shes not a has been. well not yet at least
259. Russell Reyes - July 14, 2007 10:27 PM
she looks alot better than she did before. I watch promos for Ghost whisperer and im freaked out by her skeleton-like body with massive boobs. at least it's evened out now.
260. Frank - July 14, 2007 10:28 PM
the superficial: because you're stupid. and gay (not an insult, you just clearly don't like women).
261. Taj - July 14, 2007 10:29 PM
she's definitely not fat!
262. neenster - July 14, 2007 10:38 PM
she doesn't look bad. however, she does appear to have stolen jennifer aniston's hair.
263. yowillie - July 14, 2007 10:48 PM
She is smokin hot
264. Angi - July 14, 2007 10:51 PM
Um.....you are an ass! Did you ever think maybe she was required to look the part she's playing??? And maybe the wardrobe people put her in those awful jeans!!!
265. Toolo - July 14, 2007 11:11 PM
Between this and the Mandy Moore is fat assertion I'm declaring the blogosphere has jumped the proverbial shark when it comes to declarations on celebrity weight. This chick isn't even close to fat.
I swear ever since Star and Enquirer and all the print rags started labeling every skinny celeb chick as anorexic every week its like the blogs have been coming back and labeling every non toothpick celeb chick as a porker. Somebody stop the insanity.
266. MRVMANN - July 14, 2007 11:20 PM
Amazing to me how many ignorant"Young and Beautiful"people think that they are impervious to ageing and have an opinion about what beauty is.Good luck going thru lifes changes and remember how you chided those who went before you and how you ridiculed them.
267. MRVMANN - July 14, 2007 11:25 PM
To Rosies Mustach,You are an idiot child
268. HeyNow - July 14, 2007 11:27 PM
Whoever the guy(s) is that writes these blogs know what he's talking about. Sure it may not be worded with the nicest choice of words, but my aesthetic judgment pretty much parallels The Superficial.
I can definitely see the decline of JLH in these pictures. She looked far better in her earlier days.
And contrary to a lot of you, I also love this site's obsession with Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. Keep it up!
269. polohokoloponono - July 14, 2007 11:37 PM
how dare she not starve herself to maintain an ideal figure. its easy to look the other way while some actresses waste away to 70 lb. stick figures but just imagine if it were your mother or wife or sister who was slowly killing herself. if you had any soul left at all you would be begging for your loved one to hopefully look like Ms. BigJuggs up there
270. MRVMANN - July 14, 2007 11:39 PM
to Hey Now, Superficial is the correct word for you and "them Guys"
271. kohogogoyotoforo - July 14, 2007 11:40 PM
and exactly what modeling agency do all of you perfect creatures work for?
272. HeyNow - July 15, 2007 12:11 AM
"to Hey Now, Superficial is the correct word for you and "them Guys""
We are just talking about looks here anyways. And everyone has their own personal tastes. To each his/her own.
Also, what makes you think that I'm superficial? It's not like physical beauty is the only thing I judge women on. You obviously just made an ASSUMPTION there.
I'm a young 22yo recent college graduate. Over those 4 years I've developed my personal preference in body type. There were just certain girls that I found more attractive, and they happened to be thin body types. Others may like other types, and that's fine. That's also not to say that I don't value personality, intelligence, honesty, humor, etc. in a potential wife. In fact, I ultimately value the latter qualities a lot more. Sure I love this site's obsession with Adriana and Alessandra. They are BEAUTIFUL, but in the end I don't know them personally, so don't think I'm just so superficial that I would give my left nut for them and blindly marry them. Although, I wouldn't mind dating them to see what they're like. :)
And besides, haven't you ever heard of the saying: "Looks is what gets you in the door. Personality is what keeps you there."
273. MRVMANN - July 15, 2007 12:20 AM
to HeyNow ,You have just given justice to my statement regarding your young superficiality.You will learn the same hard way as those before you.We are all invinceble for a minute.Good luck
274. HeyNow - July 15, 2007 12:24 AM
Hey MRVMANN,
How about rather than just say EXACTLY what you said about me in your previous post, try rebutting my rebut to your orginal statement about me.
275. zebop - July 15, 2007 12:27 AM
IF Jennifer Loves Pork Chops is supposed to look like somebody's mama, then that's one MILF, I'm gonna have to tag.
Real women have curves. Not that you little boys would know anything about that.
276. HeyNow - July 15, 2007 12:30 AM
"Real women have curves. Not that you little boys would know anything about that."
Seriously, WTF is all this talk about the necessity of curves in "real women". So thin beautiful women who are not as curvy are not real women? All women are REAL.
277. krazihottkelli↓→♥♪§♦◄◄∟☻☺ - July 15, 2007 12:35 AM
shez what America callz:
A Full Figured Woman,
no zhit☻☺••♣♣♣♣♣
278. cmbxjknjkn - July 15, 2007 12:42 AM
Anyone who says "Real Women have Curves" is quite fat
279. zebop - July 15, 2007 12:53 AM
Anyone who doubts "Real Women Have Curves" has probably never been in bed with one.
Probably spending waaay too much time with your ass up in the air and biting a pillow while getting your prostate probed by your best friend's chubby pickle.
280. doode - July 15, 2007 2:00 AM
It's a shame when a hottie gives up and porks out. JLH hasn't had much luck with guys, but she should have kept trying instead of turning to food. Now she's ruined - and not even by having kids, which is the respectable way to ruin a woman's body. She might as well turn lesbian. And then she can stop shaving, too.
281. working retinas - July 15, 2007 2:08 AM
Nice try re: "curvy" but poor JLH is cursed with putting on weight in undesirable areas - upper arms and middle thighs. From the waist down, she just looks wide - saddlebags are not part of the "booty." And it gives her a real penguin look because now her top & bottom halves are completely out of proportion. She looked better before, and she looks better in her bra commercials where they accentuate her boobs and hide her mess down below. She must be depressed about going from "hot" to "hot mom" - without having any kids. What a loser!
282. We've seen this before - July 15, 2007 2:20 AM
Just stop it with "hot chick in bad jeans" - we've seen Jennifer before, on the set, looking porky. Click the link for pictures that made people ask if she's pregnant. She isn't. She's just fat. Or "put on a little weight but still looks great!" - hey, like most guys, I've picked up the lingo needed to avoid the "do you think I look fat?" minefield. At least here we can be honest, unlike in real life 99% of the time.
283. tonycatman - July 15, 2007 2:55 AM
Most Americans are disgustingly fat cunts.
Compared to non-celebrities, she is probably the skinniest one in the place.
284. Cry me a River... - July 15, 2007 3:27 AM
People don't seem to get the point of this site yet..
Hello? This is a site designed to make fun of celebrities. No celeb is safe, even your precious JLH. The pants look bad on her, period, so she gets made fun of on this site. There are also numerous posts on Superfish about her looking great. What is the problem??
Most of you complaining are hypocrites anyway...when Superfish talks about skinny or thin celebrities, you loooove to pick them apart and comment on how unattractive or flat chested or whatever they are (If I see another post calling a small breasted woman a 12 year old boy, I'll scream). Yet when superfish picks on a woman with a little extra meat on her bones (which most of the complainers probably have) you throw a hissy fit.
Why don't the complainers go to JLH's website or a forum about her and sing her praises. The rest of us will stay here for a little humor.
285. xoxo - July 15, 2007 4:31 AM
c'mon people!!she's not THAT fat...just plain ugly.period.and yes, the average american is bigger than the average european.
p.s.all you girls saying "i'm a size 2" crack me up -hon- we all know you AREN'T, so stop the drama..please..;)
286. miss oblivious - July 15, 2007 5:14 AM
The one problem I have is if she claimed to be a size 2 right now. Because that is just not believable in any way, shape or form; literally. I mean, I'm abt a size 6-8 and I look a lot smaller than that. Maybe the designers are telling her the stuff is size 2 to make her feel better. All that being said, she is a beautiful, sweet woman with a womanly body. Nothing wrong with that. Only thing wrong are those hideous jeans, and maybe 10 lbs of being over weight.
287. darktuner - July 15, 2007 5:27 AM
She got so fat it won't surprize me if in weeks they told us tthat she's obese ! 20 pound more !
288. Britney is going to Blow Soon - July 15, 2007 7:28 AM
Are you kidding me? I think she looks great! Maybe the jeans are a little off but other than that, she is still beautiful. Shame on you for being so mean.
Stick to picking on someone who deserves it ---- like Britney Spears!
289. - - July 15, 2007 7:32 AM
"194. Posted by BingeandPurge on July 14, 2007 1:40 PM
You fat bitches are pathetic! all of you would kill to be "celebrity thin" "
I wouldnt kill to be thin, but id gladly kill you. =)
Im not stick thin, but im happy that i eat healthily and that my life doesnt revolve around having to run to the toilet to throw up after eating or having to run a marathon to burn off calories.
290. Screaming Viking - July 15, 2007 7:33 AM
She still looks hot to me. I would do her good.
291. Me - July 15, 2007 8:16 AM
WOW! I have to stand and applaud all of you who say she's so fat and terrible! Kudos to you for continuing to make women feel less like they are only valuable if they fit into a size 2 or less. Kudos to you for making young girls feel they can't eat for fear of gaining an ounce. Kudos to you for making that young girl want to stick her fingers down her throat, vomit up her lettuce leaf and water then take a box of laxatives while she runs in place for 6 hours a day so that she can be good enough and deemed acceptable. kudos to you for being so perfect. what's it like, being perfect and all?
292. Skeets McGee - July 15, 2007 9:15 AM
After looking at the pictures in #282's link, I've concluded that the fattie defenders are intentional liars. She's wearing a completely different outfit in those pictures and looks just as fat, if not fatter. Not "hippier" either, because the too-tight dress shows that the fat is below her hips. She's just fat. Why all the investment in pretending things aren't what they appear to be. They are. It's reality. She's fat. Stop being childish about it.
293. mr sensitive - July 15, 2007 9:33 AM
Jesus. If you fat chicks had expended this much energy exercising, or simply holding yourself back from eating the ENTIRE container of Haagen-Dazs, you'd be thin by now. Then you could say "wow JLH really chubbed out" and move on.
294. dr phil - July 15, 2007 9:50 AM
I come here to make fun of the vapid and superficial celebs. So...lots of people up there are wailing about girls "starving themselves to death" to mimic these vapid and superficial celebs. I wish the "to death" part were true for all cases of anorexia, not just a tiny percentage. If you look at pictures of a skinny vapid and superficial celeb and then commit your life to copying them, you deserve to die. And good riddance.
295. Aubree - July 15, 2007 10:10 AM
Dear Goddesses and Perfect Penises,
(eh hem 194, 195)
Please post pictures of your perfectly toned, manicured, tanned, poked and prodded bodies. We'd all be super very interested in letting you know if we think you're perfect or not.
Next time you jump the gun, you should know that people on here that say that a not-fat actress is yes, NORMAL, you should know we aren't all fatties who don't eat right or exercise. We're just older than 15 and have had more experience than a girly mag.
194 and 195-
you'll grow up one day or you'll gain a lb or some girl(or boy) will turn you down because you didn't use Proactive, and then we'll see if you change your super intellectual tune.
296. SickofStickFigures - July 15, 2007 10:16 AM
She's pear shaped. Whoop de shit.
297. Maza - July 15, 2007 10:17 AM
LMAO. I am not fat at all. I work out and eat healthy. I just have curves. Butt and hips. I don't give a crap if people thnk that's fat, because I won't starve myself.
298. Chea! - July 15, 2007 10:20 AM
wow. the commentary on this site has gone directly down the shitter.
299. Andrew - July 15, 2007 10:33 AM
This is desperate. She looks fine.
300. ph7 - July 15, 2007 11:10 AM
Ouch! She's hit the wall hard.
301. whofugggincares - July 15, 2007 11:14 AM
if JLH has gained weight why should she care? the art director will just airbrush it out/or digitize it away. check out the following link and see for yourselves!! HAHAHA
http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/
302. Sarah - July 15, 2007 11:25 AM
I'm just not seeing how she looks fat. She looks healthy, as opposed to someone like Nicole Richie who looks like an anorexic rat. I think it's great that Hewitt's body looks like that of a woman, with curves and hips, butt and breasts. She fits with what http://femininebeauty.info/ says is natural for a woman to look like.
303. Eval Turjking - July 15, 2007 11:47 AM
Who cares if she gained a little weight. She looks beautiful. It's people like you that make girls all around the world set unrealistic expectation of what they should like. You should be ashamed of yourself.
304. Eval Turjking - July 15, 2007 11:48 AM
Who cares if she gained a little weight. She looks beautiful. It's people like you that make girls all around the world set unrealistic expectation of what they should look like. You should be ashamed of yourself.
305. Different Strokes for Different Folks - July 15, 2007 11:57 AM
I really don't know why some people get upset at others for finding certain people attractive, ugly or fat. Everyone likes different things.
So for those curvy women out there who are pissed at those men calling JLH fat, don't worry about it. Just don't fuck such guys. If they don't find your figure attractive, who cares - they're not your boyfriend or husband. And if he is and doesn't love you because of your body, leave him. There are other men who will embrace your figure. Let everyone get turned on/off by whomever they want.
306. Doc - July 15, 2007 12:01 PM
Hey... look at it this way.... Her tit's get bigger with weight gain.. making them already more impressive! And if I am correct, you mentioned on this SITE.. that about 2 months ago, her boobs looked fantastic.. DUH... WAKE UP...! WOULD YOU NOT SHAG THE HELL OUT OF HER???? WONDER WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE BANGING EVERY WEEK< YOUR HAND???????? AHHAHAHAHH LOL
307. The Spanish Inquisitor - July 15, 2007 12:05 PM
Está cojonuda....
Looks fine...
Who need an anorexic girl?
308. Hmph - July 15, 2007 1:01 PM
So what's it like being a blind asshole making comments like that? That girl is anything but fat. Guess you're into screwing corpse like things, you know Nichole Richie and all that.
309. Americans suck - July 15, 2007 1:04 PM
So now you're worried that young girls born to privileged lives in America might look at pictures and hear some criticism, then decide to "starve themselves to death"? To the rest of the world dealing with actual famine, that's the perfect example of how insulated (literally and figuratively) Americans are, and how concerned they are with the trivial self-generated problems of their leisure class. A bunch of whiny neurotic rich girls won't eat? Gee, what a crisis. Did you ever consider just letting them die (but of course they won't, it's an endless drama, not a real illness)? It'd be like a self-cleaning oven.
Worry about real problems. You look like idiots when you get serious and humorless about this completely Superficial stuff.
310. UR cryin IM laffin - July 15, 2007 1:24 PM
All the comments like "If you think she's not hot you must be gay" - I love them! It's exactly like when a guy hits on a girl at a bar, and she's annoyed rather then interested, and then he goes back to his buddies and says "she must be a lesbian." Exactly the same thing. What a bunch of primitives.
311. ILMK - July 15, 2007 1:30 PM
I love how all the guys here are acting all tough like they think she is fat and ugly. If she walked by you in real life your head would turn, your d*ck would get hard, and you'd start lusting over her like you would anyone HALF as attractive as her. You big talking "tough" guys only make yourselves look stupid by acting as if you think she is ugly because we all know that men are weak and even if you think it's cool here to say she is fat and ugly- if you saw her in reality you wouldn't be able to help yourself- you would ALL want to bang her. Fools.
312. Dante Wolfe - July 15, 2007 1:33 PM
Ten years past and some kids, so she gained some weight. I’m sure you don’t look like you did 10 years ago. Grow up. Oh yeah this is the Superficial.
313. tick-tock - July 15, 2007 1:38 PM
Don't worry, time will pass and it'll be Monday again. That's when all the limp-wristed support group junkies bail out, and this blog goes back to celeb-bashing. Weekends are for the lemmings to get the outrage out of their systems, and have a nice big dose of celeb-fawning. Folks with backbones own the weekdays, thankfully.
314. jery - July 15, 2007 1:44 PM
she ain't HAD no kids
just left over big tits from her youth ..after she pops out a kid she'l look like trailer park moma brittney
315. finewine - July 15, 2007 1:44 PM
Beautiful, just beautiful and so sexy.. she's still gorgeous as ever. I just hope she doesn't read the moronic posts left by some of you. Obesity is not an issue with her, so I don't see how it's relevant to bring it up!!? She's just probably stop dieting so hard and spent some time enjoying her relationship. It's the way to be. All you e.d. fans out there could take a leaf out of her book and invest time in the things that really matter. Keep smiling, Jen.
316. madcowpolitics - July 15, 2007 1:47 PM
She looks great. She's not even dressed up and she looks great. The only kind of person that would say she's overweight is the kind of person that is a pedophile in some shape, way, or form. Maybe someone should tell Uncle Ronny, or whoever writes for this website, that some women actually have breasts and that it is natural for a man to want to fuck a female of his own species that has actually went through puberty.
317. Reddie - July 15, 2007 1:53 PM
How frightening. A chick who is 85% skinny, but wait, be scared, because that other 15% is made up of a huge out of control rack, a juicy ass and hips that give her a ridiculous hour glass figure.
What the fuck?
Seriously, any grown man who doesn't want to mount that has lost my complete and total respect.
318. Bitter But Fuckable - July 15, 2007 2:10 PM
Aubree, darling:
I am not a frat boy. Far from it. You insult me, sweetie. Come give a kiss and we'll forgive everything.
319. Krom - July 15, 2007 2:15 PM
She has always been cute, now she's super hot because of those generous curves.
320. Courtney - July 15, 2007 2:18 PM
What's with the total lack of dudes on this site? I mean, celebri-dudes. It's always chicks. Let's put up pictures of hot guys so we can rip them apart for once.
I miss the funny guy who used to write for this site a couple years ago...
321. Emily - July 15, 2007 2:27 PM
I think those jeans are just the wrong fit, look at her thighs, they don't look that big at all.
322. Dan - July 15, 2007 2:41 PM
You guys are fat.
323. Rosie's Mustach - July 15, 2007 2:47 PM
#317. That would all be true except there is no way this chick has only 15% body fat. Someone as little as Hilary Duff has 15% body fat. Also Jennifer is not hourglass shaped she is pear shaped. She's got thunder thighs and a fat stomach. In a bathing suit there would be major rolls and cottage cheese. Some guys just like a chick who is toned.
There's a big range of chicks between this Jennifer love hugeass and Nasty Nicole Richie. I preferred Jen's body when she was in Heartbreakers. We all have different tastes and that's a good thing. Even Clalista flockhart got some love from Harrison Ford who could probably have his pick of the litter. I don't like the skinny toothpick look either but I've known girls who eat all day and still look like twigs and they deserve love too, I'm not gonna give it to them but someone will.
What turns me off of this chick is that she has CLEARLY let herself go and is carrying unecessary fat which is likely riddled with celulite. There's is nothing healthy about going from a size 2 to a size 10 in a couple of months.This is not a case of I work out and eat realy well and this is my natural shape. She has got no tone, she clearly does not work out and she used to be a totally different size for a DECADE and she didn't just pop out a child. No excuses she needs to work out and lay of the fatty food.
324. Carol Ann - July 15, 2007 3:02 PM
You DO realize that she's probably about a size 6 in that picture? Or maybe even a 4. She is NOT fat. It's really sad that you would prefer she be more like those actresses who starve. I think she's lovely.
325. james - July 15, 2007 3:37 PM
Fuck man, what the hell happened? Look at those hips! Those thighs! She was never pretty. Always looked like a rat. But she had a hot body. Now she's all blown up. Such a shame. Only fat guys and girls could approve of this.
326. Italian Stallion - July 15, 2007 3:43 PM
Fat or not fat? Can we get to the real problem with Jennifer. She sucks as an actress. Carry on fatfucks........
327. BarbaroGlue - July 15, 2007 4:18 PM
She is becoming pear shaped and has a fupa. yuck... Laziness and obesity is an alarming epidemic in this country. The women that think she looks ok are trying rationalize their own failure to maintain a fit body. Just because horny losers lie to you to get in your pants doesn't mean you are sexy. You nasty harpies that are defending Jennifer's increasingly gross body should thank the Gods for beer. Without it most men wouldn't be able to blur their eyes enough to get erect when looking at your unclothed mass (they are thinking about somebody else while doing the nasty deed too). Pear shaped bodies are such a turnoff and a fupa...ewwwww No respectable man would ever go down on a fupa
328. Cardon - July 15, 2007 4:32 PM
Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, Rebecca Romijn, Tyra Banks and on and on and on
All these former toothpicks get called fat after they gain a couple of pounds and then they actually work out for a few weeks to drop the weight and then we're all supposed to be amazed by their inevitable weight loss. Big fucking deal. This chick diets and works out for 2 or 3 weeks and she'll look exactly like she did before. This isn't fat, she's probably just been sitting on her ass for a few months not doing anything. You can drop that kind of poundage in the blink of an eye.
I can already picture the boring as shit story about how great her and Mandy look when they drop the 10-15 pounds they picked up by September. I mean damn, give me something interesting. Celebrity weights is boring as hell.
329. glassa - July 15, 2007 4:34 PM
"JLH is so unsexy. A walking pear with big tits. Peaked long ago."
You fucking asshole!!! What you don't realize is that when a woman is a pear, it is MUCH harder to lose weight & be society's version of "acceptible" She's probably at a healthy weight, but the hips make her look bigger. If anybody thinks she's fat they are truely the SHALLOW assholes who trigger eating disorders! It is NOT possible for everyone to be a size 4!
330. genius - July 15, 2007 4:44 PM
Her shape is what my husband would call skinny-fat. Thin from the waist up, and then an explosion in the hips w/kankles in the bottom.
331. genius - July 15, 2007 4:48 PM
I forgot to add...
#20: no amount of heels is going to elongate her body. in fact, in the second row of pictures, she's wearing blue heels!
332. Here Ya Go - July 15, 2007 5:14 PM
"If she walked by you in real life your head would turn, your d*ck would get hard, and you'd start lusting over her like you would anyone HALF as attractive as her."
Yeah right. Well, here she is - just click the link - walking toward you in real life. If any of this quote still applies, you must be a 300-lb pimply man-boobed virgin.
This is the whole point of this blog. In real life, these celebs often look very ordinary. With the help of PR reps, make-up teams, personal trainers, plastic surgeons, and most of all, slobbering fawning mindless fans (like LOTS of commenters on this thread), the celebs are made into fabulously beautiful and talented people. A lot of the successful ones come to believe that and become extraordinary pains in the ass, so we like to find pictures of them looking bad or saying or doing something stupid, and then make fun of them. Here, the former Pinchyface McStickenboobs is caught revealing her recent weight gain, instead of like every white boy's Playboy fantasy like in her promotional photoshoots and her current bra commercial. It's the real JLH and she looks like a childless mom. What a boob you'd have to be to write a supportive comment.
333. Aubree - July 15, 2007 5:15 PM
318 aka
Bitter but F-able...
so far from it, huh? Fine, it was a joke, it's not like I can see you through my computer screen.
yes, it was an insult, but come on, so was your earlier post and one conjures up an image in one's head and mine of your's was not a pretty one.
In fact, I think it went something like this, "wow, he's, "superficial", because he's ugly"
kiss kiss-oh wouldn't you just love that...
334. virginia - July 15, 2007 5:21 PM
oh please, we all change when we freaking GROW UP. She is a woman now, she looks awesome, not fat at all. maybe some think the jeans are maybe unflattering, but they are her COSTUME. do you guys get that she is an actress, and that's what she was told to wear for her part. Good grief, people slam these actresses for being too skinny, but when you look healthy, you get slammed too. WTF!!!
335. macncheez - July 15, 2007 5:21 PM
Fucking Hollywood and their anorexic slutty bitches - she looks fine. What I wouldn't give to look like that. This was a bunch of shit Superfish.
336. Rosie's Mustach - July 15, 2007 5:27 PM
And P.S. Anyone who has studdied eating disorders knos they are NOT caused by the skinny women in the media or by societie's obsession with thin figures. Eating disorders are a complex mental illness about control and identity rather than about the actual food or weight.
The most widely and rapidly spreading eating disorder is compulsive overeating or Binge eating disorder. -wikipedia
Now that makes total sense.
337. JGlo - July 15, 2007 5:29 PM
She looks great! Curves are sexy to me.
I bet you think those starving kids in the Sudan are sexy as hell.
338. Rosie's Mustach - July 15, 2007 5:32 PM
*knows
339. Jim - July 15, 2007 5:34 PM
Don't be a hater. This is a hot woman with a successful show on TV. Any normal guy would be happy to have her.
340. Any Straight Guy - July 15, 2007 5:43 PM
HEY! Quit insulting me by saying I'd give my left nut to fuck this girl "in real life." Sure, I'd fuck her, by as you all know, Any Straight Guy would fuck just about any chick (within reason), given sufficient opportunity and alcohol. I certainly wouldn't knock anybody over to get to this fattie - I've seen and touched breasts before. Exactly what else does she have to offer in the way of the physical attractiveness that's so droolingly A-prime quality???
341. fact - July 15, 2007 5:53 PM
Guys have varying tastes. For sure, boob lovers will love Jennifer here, while others will think she's a big-boobed plain jane whitegirl who's turning matronly. So the "if you don't have a hardon for her you're gay" line is pretty lame, especially since it comes from the boob-fixated dudes, who tend to have Mommy complexes and eventually give up on tits and start sucking dicks full-time.
342. mr sensitive - July 15, 2007 5:57 PM
Girls - you're self-esteem "issues" about body image are extraordinarily boring to us guys. Seriously, it's almost impossible to express to you how bored we are, since we start hearing about it in our teenage years and it just gets louder and louder through the years. WE DON'T CARE.
Forget all the simpering sympathetic comments supposedly written by guys. Those were girls, or guys who are girls inside, whether homos or not. Here's what guys are always and only thinking: GET ATTRACTIVE FOR US, OR DIE. It's really that simple.
343. JUGG FUCKER - July 15, 2007 6:00 PM
OK....... FIND SOME GOOD QUALITY STUFF TO POST ON HERE.. 350+ COMMENTS ON THIS POST? WHAT THE FUCK????????????
MY BUNG HURTS FROM BLASTING ASS JUICE OUT SITTING ON THE CAN AND READING THIS POST.. CANT SAY FOR SURE IF IT WAS THE SHIT FOOD I ATE OR THE CRAP POSTS OF LATE.. GET SOME GOOD SHIT OUT HERE WILL YA?????????????
TMZ KICKS YOUR ASS
344. mia - July 15, 2007 6:03 PM
WHAT!?? Are you people blind. The girl is thin! She is probably a size 4. She has hips and really small waist. The jeans are not flattering and the shirt is over the waist band making her look like she has a belly. A girl who has a small waist always appears to have large hips. She is probably no more than 115 lbs. STOP making anyone whos weighs more than 90 lbs feel fat!
345. Liberated Male - July 15, 2007 6:13 PM
All fat cunts must die.
346. Aubree - July 15, 2007 6:22 PM
Mr Sensitive
and that you are! p.s. you're ugly
btw, go back to 4th grade and learn the difference between your, you're...
347. Dating Game - July 15, 2007 6:30 PM
Imagine a guy who's jacked off most of his life to pics of JLH. Then, through some miracle, he wins a date with her. And she shows up looking like THIS! Jesus. She gets completely loaded and goes back to his place, then takes off her mommy jeans to reveal those haildamage saddlebags she currently calls thighs. What a buzzkill.
She's got very little time to lose this ugly fat and get her figure back, because she ain't no kinda actress, she's just something to look at when nothing else is on TV. Until now.
348. mr sensitive - July 15, 2007 6:32 PM
Aubree - my extra apostrophe clearly didn't fall out of your ass. Loosen up a bit, sweetie. And when I'm back in 4th grade maybe somebody can point out the 3rd grader who first said "p.s. you're ugly"...
349. Sam - July 15, 2007 6:36 PM
Folks, we've got a story about Zenu's baby (below), and this story about a formerly hot but now fat and boring C-list actress. The interesting story is obvious. So is the story that appeals most to women's self-involvement. In a better world, you would only open your mouths to suck our cocks.
350. Man this is a slow weekend - July 15, 2007 6:42 PM
Snoozers.
She looked bigger 3 months ago, the last time the JLH is fat thread was posted. What was funny is she wore a dress a couple days before that which hid her hips and had every dude losing their load over her. She's still good looking but she has wide ass hips that she's better off hiding instead of trying to show off.
351. Aubree - July 15, 2007 6:59 PM
Mr Sensitive,
that " ps you're ugly" was just catering to the audience my dear.
352. Steve - July 15, 2007 7:15 PM
Reading this thread is like going to a singles bar on a bad night. You see all the loud fat girls and your heart just sinks.
353. mr sensitive - July 15, 2007 7:19 PM
Aubree - when your reply is that trivial, just don't post it, nobody cares. I'm starting to get the sense that your parents named you Audrey but that triplicate on chromo21 turned you into Aubree instead.
354. Mordal - July 15, 2007 7:24 PM
What the hell is with the dudes who keep on trying to convince themselves that all the people defending her are chicks with self esteem issues? I'm not fat, I'm not a chick, and JLH is still fucking hot. Return to whacking off to the timber of High School Musical you limp dicked pricks.
355. Jillian - July 15, 2007 7:26 PM
That's fucked up; Beyonce looks like this and she's "HOT" but Jennifer Love Hewitt has hips and she's a fatass. White chicks can have curves too, assholes.
356. smelly - July 15, 2007 7:36 PM
Hey to all the guys out there who are judging her for her weight... she still has the face of an angel. The funniest thing about it is that she can lose that weight if she wants but you cant lose those ugly faces of yours.
357. houseguests...sheesh - July 15, 2007 7:38 PM
Read the archives, ya moron - Beyonce's been trashed here repeatedly, far more times than JLH. Where the hell do these weekend visitors come from? You've got no sense whatsoever about the nature of this site, but that doesn't stop you from opening your mouth (big surprise there) and spouting off. The problem is that there's no moderator here, so nobody's bouncing the celeb suckups off the blog.
And sure, white chicks have curves too. JLH's curves are on her arms and middle thighs. She's got a wide butt, not a round one. Actually that's pretty much the definition of "white chick curves". Nasty.
358. Dan - July 15, 2007 7:46 PM
More to grab on to.
359. doodie - July 15, 2007 8:04 PM
seriously, do you ever update your site???
360. FastFreddie - July 15, 2007 8:10 PM
Yeah like all you lame dudes with your dick in your hand wouldn't kill for a piece of that puss... get real she is hot at any weight....
361. Jim - July 15, 2007 8:31 PM
"do you ever update your site????"
Diagnostic. I knew it was all newbies in this thread, with no clue about the site.
It's a Mon-Fri site, no updates on weekends, and no celeb ass-kissing during the weekdays, unlike the weekend.
362. grimsley - July 15, 2007 8:33 PM
Nicole Ritchie??? Why try to throw her in our faces? Go into the archives for this site and find a single story about her that DOESN'T rip on her ugly anorexic body. Guys don't like that look. People who hate women do - gay fashion designers, fashion editors, and wealthy moms. Guys have nothing to do with her mess.
363. Stizz - July 15, 2007 8:45 PM
Why is she wearing mom jeans?
364. Stud - July 15, 2007 9:33 PM
Fat chicks are gross. It's too bad bulimics are mostly girls, because if they were guys, after they binged they could look at a picture of a naked fat chick and immediately begin projectile vomiting.
Jennifer's got to watch out. Maybe she's not "fat" now but she's sure getting there. Her only appeal is as a rub-one-out fantasy girl (I suppose some saps fall for her face nice persona, too). If she stripped right now, you'd have to focus closely on her tits, or you'd get grossed out by all the dimpled fat. Who wants to work that hard? There are plenty of legitimately hot chicks out there. Sure, they're younger, but what guy gives a fuck about an older chick who's looking good for her age? Fuck that. Go find a bald fat guy with a convertible, fattie. You aint worthy of my fine cock.
365. Hugh Jackman - July 15, 2007 9:40 PM
"Eating disorders" are a chick thing. Not just in terms of chicks getting them, but also in terms of chicks causing them, like nagging hostile controlling perfectionistic bitchmoms. Chicks get lost in competition with each other over appearances, bitching each other out with all sorts of passive-aggressive hostility ("I wish I had your type of body. I just can't carry any extra weight without looking horrible!"). In reality it has very little to do with guys, who'd prefer that chicks compete over who has the best cocksucking technique (go ahead, ask guys you know if that's true...I dare you). If you want to moan on and on about an unhealthy focus on thinness, go assemble a bunch of chicks and maybe a few women-hating fashion-loving fags. Regular hetero guys have nothing to do with any of this.
366. PJ - July 15, 2007 9:49 PM
You think this chick is fat? Take a look at the HAYNES bra commercial I just saw on FOX. That s*** is hott!! Sure, she's a little plump at this moment, but some cycling with my darling wife followed by my special workout; it's the road to fitness!
367. Rosie's Mustach - July 15, 2007 9:53 PM
ANGEL FACE???
Fuck No she has a super long face with apointy chin close together squinty eyes a huge forehead and even bigger nose. Never liked this has been now that she's fat I'm VERY disgusted with her.
Rat face attached to what looks like a homegrown fat suit ... fuck yes.
Seriously she looks like she's wearing a fat suit. Many other women maintain their weight when they are twice as old as her. She has no excuse.
Lardies please stop defending unhealthy weight gain, go exercise and eat 1500 cals a day of well balanced food (no depriving this and just eating that bullshit have your cake just have 1 slice not 5)and you'll all slim down just fine.
Quit pitying yourselves and lying to yourselves, if you have a little or a lot of weight to drop just accept it and take action. Society shouldn't have to pick up the pieces for your laziness. The medical system is clogged up and you owe it to yourself, your family and society to take care of yourself. Imagine how much energy doctors could put into treating all those sick kids, who had ABSOLUTELY NO CHOCIE regarding their health problems, if they weren't constantly having to deal with people who destroyed their own bodies. If the hardest thing in your life is that you need to loose a little weight than you are one lucky bastard. Many people have overcome much bigger obstacles. Quit feeling sorry for yourself take a look at the big picture and all those people who suffer and can't do A DAMN THING TO CHANGE THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES and realize how lucky you are. So you have a little weight to loose. Big deal. I know people who lived a healthy life took care of themselves and still got sick and no exercise or healthy eating would change their lot in life.
368. Shamus - July 15, 2007 10:00 PM
I'm gonna jerk to the pics anyway!
369. Porkers - July 15, 2007 10:03 PM
When a man looks at that woman and thinks those are fine birthing hips, it is clear her body type is far from sexy. Such a feature was treasured in the times before the cesarean procedure. Pear shaped women of the world unite! Here you can sob together and blame the cruel and honest men for reminding you of your problem. Blaming the critical guys is easier than getting off the Internet and working out. You too could have a sexy body if you weren't such a lazy lump of lard. If you were sexy then you wouldn't care that guys aren't so attracted to certain body types. Calling a pear shaped body curvy is blatant false advertising. Her boob to hip ratio is horribly off to where she has one big curve instead of the hour glass figure which is truly curvy. Instead of getting angry or creating some fantasy reality for escape you should exercise. It is really that easy. Here is one man's perspective on hotness 1) Curvy, Hour glass figure and NOT fat or chubby. This is tied with 1a) Thinner/athletic figure that is not as curvy. Then a long scary drop off to 3) Chubs or Pear shaped. Such an option is for ugly men, rebound induced temporary insanity, drunken mistakes, and male prostitutes. They could move up to 1 or 1a depending on their genes but they are in denial because of their external locus of control. Then another frightfully long drop off to the bottom of the abyss 4) Fat. No rational reason exists to even given a little attention to the she-apes. They created that miserable body with poor dieting decisions and avoiding any physical activity so those cows don't deserve any pity.
370. jeremy - July 15, 2007 10:16 PM
id still hit it
371. df - July 15, 2007 10:22 PM
Dang. Im glad Im not your girlfriend. I think she looks great. Not a stick person and not to heavy. Dont know why a person just cant be how they are. ???? hmmm
372. More Pics - July 15, 2007 10:34 PM
She's hasn't "put on a little weight." She's done a full-on porkout. Check out the linked true candid pictures (not taken on the set of her show, but in real life). Look at the picture taken directly from behind her - that's a broad, flat, ugly ass, not a bubblebutt a la Sir Mix-A-Lot. Then compare the current set of pictures with the "before" set just below it. Her hotness level has gone way down, as any non-blind non-irrational person will admit (that leaves out 90% of the commenters here).
373. A Modest Proposal - July 15, 2007 10:36 PM
Cut her tits off and put them on a young skinny hot chick. There's no need to waste them just because Jennifer has given up.
374. gigi - July 15, 2007 10:44 PM
...y'know? the longer I look at the aesthetic blunder of these pix, the more I'm intrigued! This has to be on purpose, to prove some point or for a recent role [?] how can all this wrongness be happening? JLH has huge boobs: she's wearing an unflattering turtleneck; JHL has huge hips: she's wearing high-waisted slightly too big jeans, that don't hold things in, but lets it all 'roam free' if you will... if the ensemble was all polyester in sky-blue with a knock-off pucci scarf? and turquoise encrusted t-strap low fat-heeled sandals? she could easily be my 6th grade teacher.
375. JPoker - July 15, 2007 10:50 PM
Since when did a copy of Barely Legal and a vat of Vasoline equate to being an expert on what makes a babe hot? She's damn sexy.
Also, do these dips really expect people to read their essay-like posts? Good lord.
376. twinnstar - July 15, 2007 10:54 PM
i really hope you guys are just "attempting" (and poorly, might i add) to be funny. cause if you honestly find your poor humor to be funny, i feel very sorry for you and your self esteem.
377. sandy - July 15, 2007 10:59 PM
I Know What You Did Last Summer.
"Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Fries, Shake. YES, of course I want it supersized! Jeez! Idiot!"
378. NOFATTIES - July 15, 2007 11:04 PM
"Dang. Im glad Im not your girlfriend. I think she looks great. Not a stick person and not to heavy. Dont know why a person just cant be how they are. ???? hmmm"
I'm glad a fat turd isn't my gf too. You think she looks great because fat people will say other fat people look great so they can feel better. Fat people also use the term stick person. They envy us ha ha. Nobody envies the overweight. You can be who you are but you'll have to deal with the disgust of men. That is the whole problem with fatties. You think that it is society that is flawed to not accept your grotesque shape. It is you who are flawed to be unable to do something about your affliction. You have an external locus of control and blame anything but yourself. Fatties have lots of medical problems and by your thinking society should should just accept the burden they impose upon our health system. Have you accepted that fatties die younger? We stick people get the last laugh.
379. Porker - July 15, 2007 11:06 PM
It looks like I struck a nerve with you JPorker and others. You must be in category 3 or 4. HA HA HA it surely sucks to be you fatty.
380. The Cock You Crave - July 15, 2007 11:08 PM
Oh, I'd fuck her. But right before leaving, I'd make sure to drop a comment like "I like you much better this way. But looks have never mattered to me anyway." She'd spend the rest of the night purging. LMFAO!
381. Rodney Gagher - July 15, 2007 11:19 PM
Meh. What do I care if she regurges some of her last binge when she cumburps? Fat chicks love love love to suck cock. It's an oral thing. She needs to get down on her fat knees (she'll be more comfortable because of them) and suck 'till she gags. At least 10 times. Then I'll do her the honor and privilege of skeeting in her rat-like face. And I'll NOT mention her tits. Not once. I know it's what she lives for, and the only part of her body she currently feels good about. Too bad, fattie.
382. JPoker - July 15, 2007 11:34 PM
379. You didn't strike a nerve, unless you're talking about the dulling of the nerves that contribute to the onset of boredom. You could prevent this in the future by not writing such a long, boring post.
Thanks for your cooperation. Now commence with your downloading of net porn. Can't let that hand go too long without a workout. May swell up on you.
383. Boogie - July 15, 2007 11:51 PM
Damn she's fat.
384. NiceGuy - July 16, 2007 12:02 AM
Those are nice desert-bearing hips! I'd chain her to a bowl of ice cream, then turn away from her so that I could beat off to pictures of her when she USED TO BE hot, while ripping juicy mudfarts in her face. But I wouldn't be a total tyrant - I'd spurt a few gobs of thick ropey semen into her ice cream. It's a good bet she enjoys desert toppings.
385. NoFatties - July 16, 2007 12:03 AM
JPoker is so bored yet keeps coming back. My posts are offensive to you since you, the fatty, are the primary topic. You must be too fat to get up from that chair. Time for you to roll over to bed. I hope you don't kill any small animals on the way. I'm glad I got your attention. If I can motivate even one big ugly to become fitter then I have done something to better this obese nightmare of a nation. Now quit chugging ice cream and sobbing yourself to sleep. Maybe then you'll be able to get laid without putting a gun to the victim's head.
386. eaglepupil - July 16, 2007 12:06 AM
I suddenly feal like having a pear!
387. E. Norma Stitz - July 16, 2007 12:08 AM
Anyone who calls that fat most certainly is attracted to little 8 year old girls. Fuckin pedos! Go jak off to your kid porn, perverts! Leave reality to the grown ups!
388. Prime JLH - July 16, 2007 12:18 AM
She used to have such a great ass! I still love her smile.
389. Mastectomy for #387 - July 16, 2007 12:21 AM
She does look like a mom, so anybody attracted to her is into mother-son incest. Hence all the references to "grown ups." Sicko.
390. Cynthia - July 16, 2007 12:24 AM
Come on - she's not as fat as Mandy Moore! Stop lumping the two of them together. Mandy is much lumpier, and she has even less excuse because she's so young. But they're both eating themselves out of careers. If you gave any one of us 1/10th of their opportunities, we wouldn't blow it all because of weak-willed self-indulgent binging. They should be ashamed of themselves!
391. Back in the Day - July 16, 2007 12:44 AM
Man, this site has really fallen on hard times. I never expected to come here and see a thread so completely overrun by fangirls and fanboys. There are even people saying these pictures must be misleading because she looks so much better in her Maidenform bra commercials. Her carefully lit, carefully staged, carefully posed, carefully made-up, carefully shot, and heavily post-produced TV commercials. But, no, these pictures and other linked pics of her looking fat - clearly pictures taken candidly, in real life - no, those are the fake ones.
In the old days, everybody here understood the purpose of the site: post candid stories and pictures and clips of all the very very phony celebrities, and then have fun ripping into them when they look bad and/or do or say stupid things. Here, an "actress" who has always promoted herself as a nice innocent girl while pushing absurd tits (for a stick figure) in our faces is shown as an ordinary looking woman with signs of middle-aged sedentary spread. AND SHE'S ONLY 29 YEARS OLD! WITH NO KIDS! AND NO JOB EXCEPT TO LOOK GOOD! Yet all the fanboys and fangirls look at the pictures and say it can't be true and don't call her fat.
Depressing.
392. celebrity.web.net - July 16, 2007 1:05 AM
hahhhaahah hotdog eating contest,
that was actually funny
393. doesn't matter - July 16, 2007 1:30 AM
You guys are a bunch of anonymous assholes. She has a normal body, and all you out there ripping on her:
A.) Are probably no one to judge
B.) Wasting time on celebrity pictures
C.) Not rich or famous
D.) Not talented actors or actresses
So quit judging and go add some value to your own life you mongoloids.
/first and last time i visit this site
394. i miss you already - July 16, 2007 1:36 AM
#393, by leaving you've already added value to my life. Thank you, Mrs. Hewitt.
395. Another Pic - July 16, 2007 1:46 AM
(click the link)
So, seriously, THIS is a girl so hot you'd kill to be with her, or else you're gay or a pedo or a gaypedo? Seriously? THIS???
It's not a fake picture, folks. Our little Miss Jennifer has gone to seed. It seems to be that dude's fault, btw - almost all her candid fat pictures are with him. Kinda looks like a mook. I bet he snagged her by telling her, repeatedly (like, 380+ times) that she doesn't look fat. Somebody should kill him, to rescue her from fattie failure.
396. Bitter But Fuckable - July 16, 2007 2:17 AM
Aubree: I would love a kiss. Really. And maybe a coffee afterwards. Or a reach around. Whatever.
Just let me be clear: Jennifer looks hot. I would have relations with her, and would probably yell 'Woo-HOO!'at some point. To say she's fat is idiotic. Jennifer looks damn sexy--like a real woman.
I may even shout 'Woo-HOO' just looking at her. See if I don't.
397. FatGirl? - July 16, 2007 2:22 AM
Wow haha you guys are really making me feel fat haha I'm like the same size as her! I mean I thought I was kind of big but not like unhealthily fat the way you guys are saying. Wow I actually just threw up my ice cream haha hope it helpsss
398. Sphincter Boy - July 16, 2007 2:24 AM
She is NOT FAT!!! I think she's adorable. Making fun of famous people is horrible, and only shows that you're totally jealous.
...there ya go! What a fun blog!
What's humor?
Do the people actually live inside my TV?
Are the people on "Friends" my actual friends?
I hope so...
399. X - July 16, 2007 3:18 AM
All these people saying she's a size 4/6 must be blind. Or retarded. Look at her thighs and arms- she's fucking fat.
I'm a UK size 6 and I hope to fucking christ I don't look like her.
Then again, an AMERICAN size 4 is like a size 8 or 10 everywhere else, thanks to vanity sizing so all the fat American women don't feel bad about themselves.
400. Right Said Fred - July 16, 2007 3:21 AM
She's not doing any of the ignorant stunts like Brit, Lohan, Paris et al. Is she impossible to work with? Always late? Assaulting her assistants? Running around without underwear? Getting DUIs? Throwing phones and headbutting people? Hanging children over balconies? Spitting on paparazzi scum?
You're grasping at straws; anything you can find.
I agree with some others: you probably fantasize about the Olson twins at age 12
while masturbating in your trailer park. Reminds you of your childhood. Your childhood with your little sister. If they have breasts, hips and a butt they're too old for you.
401. Captain BeefHeart - July 16, 2007 4:32 AM
She's a woman, not a stick.
402. Dan - July 16, 2007 5:36 AM
No really, you guys are fat.
403. Boogie - July 16, 2007 5:54 AM
She's as wide as all outside!
404. aimee - July 16, 2007 6:29 AM
give me a break. so she's put on a bit of weight? BIG DEAL. she is still cute and i bet she's a tonne happier.
405. man boobs - July 16, 2007 7:19 AM
i think it's important not to take anything to heart on this one, remember what they say, "if you've got nothing interesting to say, say it on the internet". (and yes, i realise i'm saying something on the internet)
406. A - July 16, 2007 7:53 AM
She looks great, she has a beautiful face, a nice chest, curvy hips and a great ass. What else can you want.
407. B. O'Reilly - July 16, 2007 7:56 AM
Being overweight is associated with long-term health problems? Sorry, not buying it! Everybody knows healthy people are plump. All those starving kids you saw on Sally Struthers' commercials were skinny. It's simple - fat is healthy, skinny is dying. You can't tell me otherwise, Professor, I don't care if you're from the so-called Centers for Disease Control or whatever you call try to call it. This is the no-spin zone. When you comment on here you gotta know that. But nice try.
408. Monday morning coffee - July 16, 2007 8:04 AM
This is pretty fat for an actress under 30. She could do lots of other jobs and be - maybe - the hottest girl in the office. But as a still-young actress, she's too heavy. She's a life-long thin person, so it's not like she's doing some type of uphill battle against obesity factors. She's simply eating more and exercising less. In any other developed country, people would recognize that as a bad thing. But I guess that's not true in the United Denial-States of Hippoland, where the only thing bigger than the gas guzzling personal trucks people drive are the butts sitting in the (very compressed) front left seats.
409. Della Ushional - July 16, 2007 8:10 AM
I think she looks great! When she turns 30 next year and gets varicose veins, her new look will be perfect! Lucky girl.
410. Jennifer Love Cankles - July 16, 2007 8:17 AM
Yet another pic of JLH since she's been on the original Kirstie Alley diet.
This one gave me a new theory: she's doing method-acting preparation for an upcoming starring role in "The Hillary Clinton Story."
411. Bob - July 16, 2007 8:39 AM
Commenter must not like women. She is smokin' hot in so many ways. She has curves like a real woman should. Women are NOT supposed to have bodies like 9 year old boys!
412. 2 eyes - July 16, 2007 8:42 AM
Irrelevant: comparisons to Nicole Richie and "9 year old boys" (has any straight guy ever said Nicole Richie is hot? nope)
Relevant: does JLH look better or worse now, as compared to how JLH herself looked before?
There's only one truthful answer to that. And they way she seems to be ducking cameras in candid shots these days seems to confirm that's she's fully aware of it.
413. lolli - July 16, 2007 8:49 AM
you're insane, she is really beautiful now. look at her face... this is a face and a smile, way better than before!!!!
414. alessandra - July 16, 2007 9:04 AM
você é doido. ela tá ótima.
415. Don Mega - July 16, 2007 9:53 AM
Look who we've got our Hanes on now.
416. Dizzybenny - July 16, 2007 10:26 AM
shes got a hot body but i always thought her head to look weird.
she's gto an egg shape head with her face all the way at the bottom and her forehead seem to be 10inch wide.
my problem i know!
417. Rodney - July 16, 2007 10:44 AM
Are you people on drugs? She looks damn good to me. She's not to skinny, and not to fat. She looks just right. Sex with stick figures is no fun, neither is sex with porkers.
418. iren33 - July 16, 2007 10:49 AM
She just has the other values in her life now than weight.What's wrong?
419. FromOutOfNoWhere - July 16, 2007 10:52 AM
Oh man, she is so hot. Now that's what I call fine. Girls with nice curves. She would rock hard in a bikini.
420. Susie - July 16, 2007 11:04 AM
Waaaaaaaaaa!!!! Laughing hysterically!
Jennifer Love Handles
Jennifer Love Cankles
Jennifer Loves Pork Chops
Everyone should just keep posting these all day and I'll be entertained for hours.
421. theShizaan - July 16, 2007 11:21 AM
she has a giant cranium
422. Texas Tranny - July 16, 2007 11:26 AM
My Mom's body, yes pretty close, except Mommy dosen't wear pants like that. She likes dresses and skirts.
She'd look great wearing some sexy stockings and a garterbelt with matching bra and panties. Mom loves to wear lingerie like that and so do I. Yummy
423. Dr. Rey - July 16, 2007 11:30 AM
She's lucky. All her new pork is on her upper arms and middle thighs. Perfect for liposuction. She should schedule it STAT!
424. Sir Mix-A-Lot - July 16, 2007 11:34 AM
This was NOT what I was rapping about. The song wasn't called "Baby Got Sides."
425. DMM - July 16, 2007 11:37 AM
#142 is obviously a fatty after that comment.
426. Texas Tranny - July 16, 2007 11:41 AM
@ #389, YES.
I'm very attracted to her, because she does look like Mommy, but like I said Mommy wears way sexier clothes around the house, not to mention when she goes out on her "dates" :-)
427. krazihottkelli↓→♥♪§♦◄◄∟☻☺ - July 16, 2007 11:50 AM
I zee alot of fuckerz
had a boring fuckin
Sunday....I didn't☺☻
the girl in the pic
iz fuckin fatt like
my aunt, and who the
fuck carez?
where the hell iz my
Bill Clinton?♥♥♥
428. Ken - July 16, 2007 12:16 PM
I agree with all the commenters who said she looks superhot, not fat. I don't care if that means my mom makes me hard. Like everybody else, I'm proud of that, not ashamed. It will make me a better husband and lover. I bet.
429. Fab One - July 16, 2007 12:27 PM
She looks just fine. Lay off her.
430. Texas Tranny - July 16, 2007 12:28 PM
I agree with #428. I'm very proud to admit that my Mom gets me hard, VERY hard in fact.
Mothers know just how to teach their sons. Mine taught me sooooooooo many things.
431. flavio - July 16, 2007 12:33 PM
still want to f#ck her silly.
432. Randy Jackson - July 16, 2007 12:40 PM
White guys - stop referring to her "booty." You can say she "has curves" because everybody interprets that as code for "she's fat." For example, everybody instantly knows that a gym called "Curves for Women" is where fat chicks go to do their parodies of working out.
But...booty? No. Jennifer Chub Hewitt does not have a nice booty in these pictures. Nice booties are full and ROUND, and stick out more backwards than sideways. She's got a sedentary secretary's wide flat cursed-whitegirl ass, complete with her cowgirl saddlebags full of thigh cellulite. It's a perfect example of a very sad white ass that's falling, and falling apart.
She's got great boobs, and the last thing she should do is draw attention away from them, which she does now with her mommybottom. Acting is a super-competitive job and she's hardly doing herself a favor by throwing away her self-discipline. Support her all you want, but she's literally eating herself out of a job, and she can't afford your working-class fantasies about what's "normal" when it comes to looks.
433. bobbysketch - July 16, 2007 2:17 PM
She's got a great rack...in fact, bobbysketch.com had posted a boob tribute video that was on youtube a while back. Not everyone can be like me and look fuckable all the time, every time.
434. Robert - July 16, 2007 2:19 PM
That is mean she is wearing baggy jeans. She has a sexy ass body ! not anorexic !
435. Al Zheimers - July 16, 2007 2:27 PM
Bobby, thanks! Nobody had said that previously.
436. Dan - July 16, 2007 2:43 PM
It's kind of funny how you fat chicks all stick up for each other.
437. CRock - July 16, 2007 2:48 PM
Damn.. she's fat??
I think you mean phat!!! And hot too!! She looks GOOD!
438. Hazy - July 16, 2007 2:52 PM
All the people calling her fat should post links to pictures of themselves.
I think it's really disheartening that this site has gone from being really funny to another place where no matter what a woman does she cannot win. Women are either way too thin or way too fat.
439. she's fat - July 16, 2007 3:19 PM
Why JLH is different to the general population:
1.It's basically her job to look thin and beautiful on camera.
2.She has all the money and time in the world to put towards staying thin and beautiful.
For a celebrity who has much more time and money than the rest of us to exercise/eat properly, she is fat. For a non-famous mother with 3 kids she looks good. Too bad she's a young, rich celebrity with no kids and no excuse for looking this way.
440. FromOutOfNoWhere - July 16, 2007 3:20 PM
I don't care what anyone here says. If you don't like her figure, that's that's your choice. But this honey is hot. She's not fat or obese. Just a whole lot of fine and she is thick in all the right proportions.
441. brass - July 16, 2007 3:34 PM
I think she looks darling...just because her bones aren't sticking out and her arms are pencil thin doesn't mean she isn't beautiful. She looks normal...and that's a good thing. Good for her for embracing her NATURAL body!!
442. Christ on a Crotch - July 16, 2007 5:21 PM
Finally, all my criticism of this plain-faced, big boobied, nobody is catching. Ugh, she is so ordinary.
443. notintofatchicks - July 16, 2007 5:30 PM
JENNIFER LOVE HEWWWWWWWWWW...GONNA EAT THAT CUPCAKE?
444. rackitup! - July 16, 2007 5:33 PM
WOULD...STILL...HIT...THAT...IF...GOT...VIAGRA!
445. Vel - July 16, 2007 5:56 PM
Look at all this haters, stop fuc**** complaining. At least she has meat on her. We know you all haters like bones, how the fu** is that sexy you motherfuc****.
446. Let it out, Vel - July 16, 2007 6:23 PM
#445, Vel - let it out! No need to censor, there's almost no moderating here. And I'm a little afraid you're so mad you're going to blow an o-ring if you keep it in.
Please, folks, don't slow down. We have to make 500 on this thread. It would make it one of the fattest threads ever on this site, which is highly appropriate given the subject.
447. LOOOOL - July 16, 2007 6:31 PM
FRIST!!!!
448. curious george - July 16, 2007 6:33 PM
What a chunky monkey.
449. sister_rosetta_stone - July 16, 2007 6:55 PM
#431, meet #445. It's spelled F-U-C-K and I want to see it written out 500 times in your best penmanship or you're going home with a note for mom.
450. XXXfiles - July 16, 2007 7:00 PM
#427 This is great news! This means you're genetically programmed to turn into a fat porker too!
451. Skinny - July 16, 2007 7:28 PM
She looks like a normal woman (but not a Hollywood star).
I wonder how long she'll still get roles, before some people decide that she's too "thick" to look sexy.
452. Erica - July 16, 2007 7:46 PM
Geees. She looks better than ever. She was waaaaaaay too thin before.
And we all know the camera makes one look bigger, as well as the baggy jeans. So, she is probably still quite thin in person. I am just saying....
453. Linda - July 16, 2007 9:22 PM
OMG SHES HUGE! AT LEAST A SIZE 6!!! Clearly she had more than a stick of gum for lunch, that woman needs to get back to starving herself now before its too late!
454. go man go - July 16, 2007 10:08 PM
cmon, cmon, Porky herself wants to reach 500. Don't tell me her defenders are getting full...we all know that doesn't happen.
455. PJ - July 16, 2007 10:20 PM
I'd STILL hit that 'til the break 'o dawn! I can and will always get it up for a woman with a job!
456. artsygirl - July 16, 2007 11:28 PM
so she's not as sexy as she once was, big deal. Why is it such an issue? She got older, and as you get older, your priorities change. Obviously, vanity is not no. 1 on her priority list. I think she's still pretty.
457. sexmuffin - July 16, 2007 11:33 PM
You guys are fucked. She looks hot.
458. Dee - July 16, 2007 11:53 PM
Wow, some of these people here saying she is overweight don't know what the hell you are talking about.
She is 5ft2, she looks about a size 6 on top and a size 8 on the bottom, measurements probably around 34-26-38. I'm pretty sure of this since I am around the same size, proportions and height.
I can also tell you I am a runner and have a healthy body fat percentage so don't even go there with the 'you must be fat too comments'....tell that to my personal trainer and doctor and have them laugh in your face and then refer you to a psychiatrist!
Some of you have such a wharped idea of what overweight is that it's scary. It's like the media has brainwashed you with all this whole obesity crisis.
The only reason the stats say that 60% of americans are overweight is because the figures are based on body mass index, which is a completely floored system. According to BMI 80% of athletes are obese. Measuring body fat is the way to go and if you have a 26 inch waist at 5ft2, it's ridiculous to say she is anything other than healthy.
And having wider hips doesn't make someone fat either, it's part of your bone structure and yes short people can have broad pelvises. Anyway it is proven that big hips and a small waist is associateed with the longest life expectancy and also is regarded as most attractive.
Keep saying she is unhealthy and make yourself look even more stupid ; )
459. krazihottkelli↓→♥♪§♦◄◄∟☻☺ - July 17, 2007 12:21 AM
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of herz with the big mouth
and her big azz zizter
zhe will turn into thoze
ugly fuckerz and U ztupid
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fuck off...zay zomething
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460. Wayne Geddes p.land - July 17, 2007 1:42 AM
She is still hot. The prettiest girl on tv. I would hit that twice.
461. John - July 17, 2007 6:05 AM
Here's the problem with women in a picture.
She's not actually much different but ALL women as they get older start putting the weight on their hips and this is what you get. To prevent that they need to be ultra skinny like Victoria Beckham, and that just looks even worse.
Women really go downhill fast after 25.
462. Lila - July 17, 2007 10:08 AM
You shouldn't generalize like that John, everybody is different. I actually look better at 34 than I did at 24. Went back to the town I used to live in when I was in my early twenties to visit, and my old friends were floored. I looked younger than the rest of my friends. People who didn't know me thought that I was the sister of my 14 year old. Kept getting hit on my guys in their late teens, early twenties. It was pretty damn cool.
463. whoami - July 17, 2007 11:47 AM
She has obviously gained some weight over the the years, but she is absolutely nowhere near fat! She looks like the average person you'd see on the street, but more beautiful.
This just goes to show how distorted our ideals are.
464. Shea - July 17, 2007 3:53 PM
She is gorgeous. Perfect body. Have we forgotten CURVES? Women are supposed to have curves and be soft in all the right places.
Thank you JLH for not being a stuck up stick.
465. ? - July 17, 2007 7:11 PM
458:
Thanks. I don't think she looks bad at all. However, I might have to disagree with you on what her size probably is. She looks like she might be a 4 or a 6, but she just doesn't look like an 8 to me, especially considering she's very short.
I also don't understand how having an hourglass figure now means you're a fat slob. As you stated, women with hourglass figures are usually more fertile and have longer life expectancies.
While I'm not an advocate for overweight people (any unhealthy weight is not cool in my book), I think some have confused healthy bodies for fat bodies.
Oh, well.
::scarfs 10 twinkies::
466. cattitude - July 17, 2007 7:13 PM
Jennifer's a beautiful, healthy, voluptous woman.
People shouldn't be so judgmental.
467. Jay - July 17, 2007 7:38 PM
Fat? Anyone that think she's fat needs to get their eyes examined. Probably the same idiots that think Nicole Ritche is in "good shape" with her anorexic self.
She's got body and is STILL sexy!
468. Jon Bernreuter - July 17, 2007 11:25 PM
She looks completely normal. Slow news day?
At least she doesn't look 11 years old anymore.
469. steph - July 18, 2007 6:12 AM
The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.
But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?
Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?
If their child came home one day and said "daddy, I'm being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair" would they reply.. "yes well you deserve it"
I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it
470. bean - July 18, 2007 7:41 AM
Thanks for this. This entry is the reason I am never reading this pile of shit website ever again. A woman gains a few punds and goes from being abnormally thin to approaching normal, and you call her a fat pig. That is the most fascistic, misogynistic pile of bullshit ever.
471. Amusing - July 18, 2007 7:58 AM
You really prefer the super-skinny Hewitt (pic linked above).
*shakes head*
472. renata - July 18, 2007 9:10 AM
She is still 'thin' thinner than average- look at her waist. She is just curvy as well. Her figure is great. Im just not a fan of boyish style jeans cos they dont look good on anyone.
473. Gabi - July 18, 2007 11:59 AM
First of all...
Women: take yourself a look in the mirror Men: take a look at your wifes or girlfrinds
and think about what you are seeing.
474. Christ on a Crotch - July 18, 2007 1:50 PM
This got 473 posts. Jesus me.....
Look bottom line is her Mom-jeans have GOT to go.
475. Big Tit Lover - July 18, 2007 3:13 PM
I would do her. She has nice tits and a good face, who cares about her jeans? I want her out of her jeans.
476. Dave - July 18, 2007 3:46 PM
She looks awesome to me...More women need to use her body as an example.
477. SmartGirl - July 18, 2007 9:49 PM
What is everyone's problem? She is still hot. What? She "blew up" from a size 00 to size 3? Probably not even a 3. Have you all forgotten what a real woman is supposed to look like? Only in America would we call a gorgeous woman with a nice figure a porker. I'm 188 lbs, I'm a porker. But, Jennifer Love Hewitt is not.
478. fat - July 18, 2007 11:27 PM
477- Are you blind or just retarded? No fucking way is she a size 3.
Only Americans have such a warped perception of size. They think everyone who isn't at least the size of a refrigerator is tiny, since they're all so fucking fat. This chick is not a size 2 or 3. If I had to guess I would say she's a size 8 at least, probably more on the bottom.
479. Stephen Tyas - July 19, 2007 4:52 AM
You've got a lot of cheek and obviously no shame saying those sorts of things. She's a beautiful healthy looking woman. It's crap like this that gives young girls eating disorders. You should read your own site someday then you won't have to stick your fingers down your throat cause it's made me want to puke.
480. Tivy - July 19, 2007 5:53 AM
Oh........Please, I'm so sick of female victim mentality. JLH, is a porker now, and a shallow one at that.....she and you whinny women wouldn't have much to do with men as fat as she is in these pics. And to all you male gender traitors, wake up and smell the female hypocricy.
Call her what she is.........an ugly cow
481. Jamie - July 19, 2007 4:25 PM
To numbers 477 and 478:
When I saw that picture, my immediate thought was "that's my body."
I am a size 8.
I'd put her at 145lbs. Hardly a "porker."
482. Boydy12 - July 20, 2007 12:15 AM
i'd root her... in a heartbeat... so easy on the roundness guys!, gosh!
483. fat boys skinny girls - July 20, 2007 5:13 AM
What a fantasy world so many of you guys live in.
Maybe you all took the lessons of Kevin James, that guy that starred opposite Jamie Gertz (I erased my memory when that show left the airwaves), even Drew Carey and George Costanza - that thin gals love chunky monkeys - too much too heart.
I too would love to see some PHOTOS of some of the guys talkin'bout how fat JLH is. The camera does add, unflattering clothes/pose doesn't help. If you met her in person you'd fall all over yourselves before you fell over dead of a lustful coronary.
484. Lazara - July 20, 2007 9:14 AM
I was thinking the exact same thing. I would really love to see all those ppl saying she is fat or ugly. I wonder what they look like?
This woman is in no way fat, let alone overweight. She's normal and healthy. And besides, she's 30 or something, you can't expect her to have the body of a teenager!
Grr, these posts and comments really anger me.
485. Joe Flynn - July 20, 2007 4:14 PM
She is Still Super Fine, Just look at those Giant FUNBAGS !
486. Mike - July 21, 2007 10:24 AM
Instead of giving her props for filling out and looking like a REAL woman, she's criticized and called fat. This is all you've got? Don't lump Hewitt in with all the other vain bimbos who take their tops off at the first flash of a camera. Dumbass.
487. Rihanna - July 21, 2007 3:38 PM
she's not look that bad!
this is a very very normal Human-being's body type you can find on earth
or you think that "one pencil with two boobs on it" is pretty?
i don't think so....
488. Rihanna - July 21, 2007 3:39 PM
she's not look that bad!
this is a very very normal Human-being's body type you can find on earth
or you think that "one pencil with two boobs on it" like those moron barbies is pretty?
i don't think so....
489. Kate - July 22, 2007 6:03 PM
And I am sure all of you criticizing are super hot - not an ounce of fat on you I'm sure
490. Dee - July 22, 2007 8:03 PM
To: 465
Well, I said a size 6-8 because that would be what the measurements 34-26-38 would be according to standard sizing charts, but nearly all stores use vanity sizing so you could well be right about her size being 4-6. Either way, she has a nice figure, I don't care what some of these deluded idiots think lol.
491. Cindy - July 22, 2007 10:46 PM
She looks fine. So looking like MOM is a bad thing. SWEET, call your mom and tell her that I hope you get exactly what you wish for at christmas.
She looks healthy and NORMAL, sheesh, imagine that. The horror.
492. travis - August 15, 2007 7:23 PM
NOT ONE ass shot..god damn it..oh ya and ANYONE who doesnt like her with wider hips IS A FUCKEN FAGGOT..i mean LITERALLY gay either that or youve probably NEVER have been wit a girl..sorry fags but its true..
493. joey - August 17, 2007 7:09 PM
you white dudes don't know shit. Her body is gorgeous and nice. there is nothing wrong with that girl. I would fuck the breaks off that bitch.
494. Lolitanymphette Moonsinger - August 25, 2007 7:56 PM
JLH Is an Absolute BEAUTY and also one of the sweetest people in reallife.The Chickenshit cockchokers who write this crap would'nt know BEAUTIFUL if it bit them dead in the ass.There's not a DAMN thing wrong with the way she looks..as a Matter of fact I've not seen many who hold up nearly as well after so many years.
Get with the Program dicks.(And try getting out of your parents basement and getting Laid.)
495. Running Wild - September 1, 2007 9:00 AM
"I love how all the guys here are acting all tough like they think she is fat and ugly. If she walked by you in real life your head would turn, your d*ck would get hard, and you'd start lusting over her like you would anyone HALF as attractive as her. "
I am a big fan of Jennifer's. I get "excited" just thinking of her at times so there is no need for her to walk past just for me to get that way LOL. So please, dont include all guys in your narrow minded like comments. Hate comes from some guys and always will, but mostly it comes from girls. That is fact and you will know it if you have been on a lot of female celeb boards online.
Jennifer is great in those pictures above and I think that picture six gives off a view of her figure perfectly (almost a side on view). I'd bend her over the nearest object and slip it to her and make her squeal with delight. Jennifer's figure is good now, she looked sexy as fuck before. But now she looks like a real woman!. I hope she stays this way.
"You big talking "tough" guys only make yourselves look stupid by acting as if you think she is ugly because we all know that men are weak and even if you think it's cool here to say she is fat and ugly- if you saw her in reality you wouldn't be able to help yourself- you would ALL want to bang her. Fools."
This is the internet, and so everyone is allowed a view. And sinse they cannot be seen, some insist on acting like an ass. It shows the maturity of those with the freedom of the net, when they act like that doesn't it!. I agree with you pal.
496. pinche yoker - September 21, 2007 1:03 AM
fuken jennifer is hott and always will be.....maybe she gained pounds for her role in this film............fuken idiots.....besides she looks terrific
497. b-real - October 1, 2007 2:44 PM
Everybody is human.
There is no such thing like a STAR or SuperStar. It's only an ACT, that's why they are called ACTORS and ACTRESSES.
Oprah is NOT worth $254 million a year, nor is Martha Stewart, nor Michael Jordan. The CEO of GM may be worth getting paid that kind of money, but not Tom Cruise (1 Billion).
*************************
Stop throwing away your money seeing STARS. You can bang your head against a wall and see STARS for FREE!.
Play your own games, make your own movies, and let Hollywood and NFL / NHL / NBA ..... go to hell, where they belong. There is no such thing as a STAR, only stupid screaming kids, paid to sit in front row and scream wildly at any miserable singer, actor, or player.
498. Randall Hugh Crawford - October 14, 2007 1:44 AM
Don't be silly. Now that she's given up on clinging to her anorexic former child star slimness, she's become the most asstastic actress on TV since Kirstie Alley on the final season of Cheers.
499. Rkoko - October 29, 2007 9:38 PM
You all that say she is fat are blind! Jlove has one of the hottest bodies in TV land.
500. Justin - November 4, 2007 4:47 PM
You people who insult her are crazy she is probably below average in weight and she is about as hot as they come.
501. louise - December 3, 2007 3:22 PM
i can NOT beleive what im hearing.
your calling fat!!
thats so fucking ridiculous, yeh she doesnt look as thin as she has but theres no way shes even nearly fat! i think she looks good, if think its more the unflattering clothes shes wearing.
and im not as you idiots have been saying a fatty myself, im a size 2-4 and im not so warped tat i think having a safe, normal. body mass index is fat.
god people saying she needs to lose wait are the type of people who make young girls think theyre lives arnt worth living unless theyre perfect, and starving themselves!
502. Current User - December 3, 2007 9:32 PM
You guys that say she's fat are friggin idiots!!! GROW THE HELL UP!!! Not everyone wants to be an UNHEALTHY twig!
503. Current User - December 3, 2007 9:39 PM
Lust driven guys that go after size 0 and 1 chicks are getting what they deserve, gold-digging airheads that will drain their pocketbooks and their sanity at the same time. I have not met ONE decent twig size girl that had any synapses that communicated. They are more concerned with image, than their own well-being. I mean, if you can't think for yourself, and just want to live the "hot" girl life, well, you will get no respect, and hey, I got loads of respect for JLH, and that means a hell of a lot more than lust.
504. Anonymous - December 3, 2007 10:16 PM
Oh yes, god forbid she gain weight. Let's concentrate on the fact that her hips are getting wider rather than that Nicole Richie is dangerously underweight. Jesus, you people are ridiculous.
505. psycoticsinginchick - December 4, 2007 3:27 PM
I can't believe this is considered fat. This is smaller than the average American, she's probably size 2 which is more than 80% of Americans can say for themselves. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that 80% of Americans are above size 5, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is a size 2, and you are calling her fat? You want to see fat? I'll show you fat, and it ain't me hun. Feel free to google search the word fat and see what you come up with. What you'll get are people who are twice Jennifer Love Hewitt's size, and you people call her fat? What size are you bastards? I bet you fit in that 80% category, you're probably calling yourselves fat because you're bigger than Jennifer Love Hewitt. You people disgust me. You people cause the eating disorders that the growing population of American girls under the age of 20 are going through.
506. willP - December 4, 2007 6:51 PM
lookin good! It might not hurt her to pass the elevator and take the stairs but that's just to smooth out a little bit. Surpised all these people made a big deal of that. I used to find her too skinny with her somewhat angular face and long neck and big forehead that all made it seem like she was more on the eating disorder side than the curvaceous one. I'm lanky but and eat like a horse and I'm certainly not scared of this dish! A little more tone and she'd look better than ever to me. If any of you girls have a body like hers, don't make much of an effort to do anything-just eat healthy and make sure you walk around a good bit on the average day and you'll look fine. I do however know girls that are skinny who eat cheesefries for lunch and their bodies are a turn-off, too soft and bony. Beer, butter, batter, bacon, and brie are some things to avoid for anybody who wants to have a healthy body. Go with liquor, (flax) oil, gluten-free and non-fried instead. I ended up here just to see a better pic cus I thought it was be hot. On E they made it sound like she was 200 lbs but I knew better.
507. Leo - December 5, 2007 2:42 PM
i would eat her at any buffet, and it wouldn't be a damn accident
508. Doctor Duhh - December 5, 2007 11:48 PM
#505
News Flash:
Americans are getting pretty damn fat. Maybe if you hauled your lard ass out of your trailer park once and a while and visited the EU or Asia you'd know that.
Cliff's Notes for all you fatties:
FAT = NASTY
Any questions?
509. Hinj - December 6, 2007 8:12 AM
I'll bet she takes it up that wobbly butt now. Unf unf.
510. seth - December 7, 2007 8:15 AM
she is very hot
511. Rick - December 9, 2007 10:43 AM
Screw all you catty gossip hounds -- JLH looks great!
512. Will - January 3, 2008 12:58 PM
Hmmmm, she looked like she got through with a hot dog eating contest?? Really?? Is that what fat people look like to you?? Are you saying she's fat?? Is that it?? Well, I got news for you, your fucking blind!! JLH looks good, she will ALWAYS look good. As a matter of fact, she looks excellant. She's a fox, fine, babe, hottie, sweetheart!!! You need to realize that ALL women don't need to be skinny to be hot! I'm glad she looks like that. I'm glad she's finally got some meat on her. Bigger the coushin, sweeter the pushin'!!
513. Sarah - January 15, 2008 2:06 PM
Ive just skipped past just about all of the above comments, having read the first few of them, ranging from she looks great to shes a "porker".
i actually cant believe what this is about and its almost so stupid that im even bothering to comment on it ut thats not the point of the matter - its that anyone who thinks any one of jennifer's size, whether it was 10 years ago or today, is anywhere neary porky or fat is clearly dillusional and im actually so f***ing distugted by that.
this isnt a rant from some "porker" of a girl out to defend herself or anyone else, im an average human being and ive never been so astounded or angry at anything in my life to date.
514. Chris - January 20, 2008 11:09 PM
Jennifer is as hot as she always was.
515. WhatASadWebsite - January 22, 2008 1:13 AM
Who really cares about the dumbasses calling her fat? They can have all the skinny little boys they want. I'll be perfectly happy to take the "fat" women like JLH off their hands... they probably wouldn't know what to do with a whole woman anyhow.
516. natalie - February 22, 2008 8:27 PM
a size 2 my ass!! shes lying shes like 5'2 and looks more like a size 8 or 9 which is big for someone whos 5'2!!
517. undrtakr900 - June 13, 2008 4:49 AM
@ 504.
Exactly why don't people make fuss over all the anorexic girls? Lindsay Lohan becomes skeletor and tops Maxim Hot 100 =/ While anyone with a little curves is called "fat". Now Jen could use a little toning up, but she is by no means fat and she still looks great.
Why doesn't the author post a picture of themselves? then we can see what a real fat person looks like, since they get off by putting other celebrities down to cope with their personal inadequates.
518. JayC - August 3, 2008 1:45 AM
That's ridiculous. She has an hourglass figure, something not typical of overweight people. She's perfectly healthy and really hot. Can someone point out to me where exactly she's fat?
519. JayC - August 3, 2008 1:46 AM
That's ridiculous. She has an hourglass figure, something not typical of overweight people. She's perfectly healthy and really hot. Can someone point out to me where exactly she's fat?
520. Lizzy - August 29, 2008 9:53 PM
idk who drop you haters on the head when you were born but Jen looks
great!! so just because u weigh 300lbs and have low estems doesn't mean u can crush everyone in ur fat hands reach! so u know what bug off!!
521. Sarah - August 31, 2008 3:25 AM
You gotta be kidding me. Okay, idiots, try to FOLLOW this:
Pictures make you look bigger. Video is the worst, but still pictures tend to make you look bigger than in real life.
That being said, she has definitely gained weight in the last year or so. But she is not "grossly overweight," or obese, or fat. She looks a little more normally-proportioned now, if anything.
Here's what you clowns need to get into your pea-sized brains: the typical actress or model you see is VERY thin. Almost deathly so. If you saw one in person, you'd probably say, "wow, she's so small." I'm 5'7", 135. I have curves (i.e. big chest and proportional hips). I'm tired of all the BS regarding actresses being "fat."
Just like everything else, you people have no idea what you're talking about.
522. REAL MAN - September 3, 2008 9:40 AM
Shame this piece was written by either a woman or a gay man.
BIGGER IS BETTER. Ask any straight male what he likes, oh wait, gay men and straight women don't care what straight men like do they?
Me and my boner disagree with you entirely.
She's fucking HOT.
523. Amy - September 29, 2008 7:20 AM
why the hell dont you all just get a life.
shes a person no matter what she looks like
it matters on who she is.
this trashing people even if they are famous is a load of bullshit. shes a human being and it still hurts. How would you lot like it if i said OMG shes fat and your only like a 12 or someshit. you wouldnt you would be offended so cut the crap. If any of you are still going to school then study. if you have left school get a job and a fucking life!!!!
524. Giz G - October 10, 2008 4:26 PM
Well, hot dogs or not, I bet if you were trully being honest, you'd still want to do her!!!
(well, I know I'm all hetro and I'd definitely would)
525. Giz G - October 10, 2008 4:27 PM
Well, hot dogs or not, I bet if you were trully being honest, you'd still want to do her!!!
(well, I know I'm all hetro and I'd definitely would)
526. Chase 24 - December 4, 2008 9:29 PM
The fatter J love gets, the harder my man-meat gets. I’d love to get lost between those butt burgers. Her anal cavity is just waiting for my entrance.
She has got to have a furry bush if she’d avoid trimming for a month or two.
527. charlie - June 19, 2009 8:34 PM
this is all so pathetic. the only reason im here is cause i caught my bro beatin it :) but seriously, look through all the comments here, if you want to be a part of this microcosm of society go hang your self. cause your really pathetic. :,(
dont you think it would be better than crying yourself to sleep every night?