Jul 10 2007Jenna Jameson gets her dance on

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Jenna Jameson showed up to her boyfriend Tito Ortiz's birthday party in Las Vegas yesterday looking about as good as she's ever looked lately. Although in some of these shots her boobs are looking oddly pointy. Considering how much surgery she's had on them, I guess it's a wonder they're even still attached to her chest. You'd think by now they'd be in the shape of cauliflower and possibly alive. You know, talking in a funny French accent and smoking cigarettes.

NOTE: Beef Jerky Jenna Jameson. Never forget.



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fisrt

oh my FRIST god!

i mean first. and i wish her face wasn't so fucked up, she could be oddly pretty!

Duck lips. Quack quack.

Nah. She still looks like a former Thai boy prostitute, now grown up but still trying to pass. It's like the movie "The Fly" - her plastic surgeon's software program accidentally mixed her "before" pictures with some Thai child porn he had recently downloaded.

gross. just gross. and oh my god did i say gross??

she looks like a monster

5, you are hilarious.

And on the set of Mannequin 3......what??? Thats a living person???? Wait im confused

Eeeewww! Why is she trying so hard to look like Pam Anderson? Does she have Hep-C as well?

She's like the Michael Jackson of porn... It's such a shame, this chick used to be slammin. What the hell went on in this broad's head?

She looks like a tranny... Minus the boyish good looks.

Why is it that everytime I see Jenna, I always wonder if that's her real hair or not?! I heard anorexics slowly lose their hair! So.........you do the math!

I bet she tastes like burning.

I bet her porn nowadays looks like two stick people having sex that some 50 yr old lonely man drew trying to amuse himself because all the children he was banging are in school and he doesnt have cable! Sorry...wrong on so many levels!

I look at these pictures and all I can think is, wow, Mandy Moore really porked out.

"You'd think by now they'd be in the shape of cauliflower and possibly alive."

Are you talking about Tito Ortiz's ears?

She looks like that elf from the movie The dark crystal..........movie from the 80 look it up

She swallowed more cum than one healthy cow can produce in its lifetime.

You know, they day started off kinda nice with Hayden Pannettierrerereee. Then we get hit with Hillary Swank, and now this.

WHAT THE FUCK?

it takes a hardy spirit to do porn and still be proud of oneself. the line between artistry and overt prostitution gets really, really blurry. i thought she knew she was an artist. now it's clear she's less secure than we all had hoped.

#19. cows don't produce cum.

It astounds me how anyone that writes these blogs can say Mandy Moore is fat and disgusting one day and then turn around and say monstrosities like this are good looking. Seriously man, what the fuck is wrong with you?

She's creepier than a sack full of pedophiles.

P.S. THE MASSIVE BOOB PICS ON MY SITE SHOULD BE FIXED, AS WELL AS THE GLITCH WITH THE MONGOOSE/PORCUPINE VOTE.

If it looks like a duck and fucks like duck, pass the KY Jelly I'm in there (out of the way Daffy, she's mine!)

WTC did she do to her face? There was nothing wrong with it before, except for the occasional globs of spunk. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

Oof.......that's some hard livin'. By the way, nice trout pout, tramp.

I'm more interested in the results of her recent....ahem, plastic surgery. I think her cooter looked pretty good before so I can't imagine what she did to it to make it 'better'. Chicks, although most guys won't admit it, we all like heavy hangers. No need to trim anything down there.

@19 but I do

hey Bern, do you know whether those girls are REAL?

is that YOU, my little zack-rabbit?

You do know that she's had cancer, right? I don't understand why you keep commenting on her weight loss in such a rude way. It's called chemo!

Cancer of the what? (this ought to be a good one.)

It was a very rare form of cancer caused by large accumulations of protein and salt.

Wasn't it Gobbler's Sarcoma?

@30 Hey schack are you looking to get something to replace those tiny little A's you have?

Poor, SAD woman. She just makes me so sad ...

It was Million-man Metastatic Melanoma of the (wince) Rectum.

You can see that they're hair extensions -- notice the bang area? (No pun intended!)

This is what happens when you use sperm as your daily moisturizer.

I think plastic surgery on the breasts is okay, as long as your husband wants you different. But Mrs. Jameson needs to cover up, or some rapist will get the wrong idea!!

Blessings,
Roberta Shugs

this is good?? i am confused....

Nothing beats Farrah Fawcett. Anal cancer. And it has recurred.

"Symptoms may include bleeding or itching around the anus, pain in the anal area, a change in bowel habits, a lump in the anal area, swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin area, and abnormal discharge from the anus."

Or, as they call it in San Francisco, "waking up Saturday morning"

No, Bern, i'm afraid that some human bodies produce a variant of female hormones close enough to cow hormones that their endocrine systems respond to foreign hormones, resulting in grotesquely large breasts...

I'm wondering whether I should ever give my children hormone-saturated milk.

LMAO @ #18. So true!

cum is really acidic. i wonder if she downs it with tums.

got cum stomach? try tums!

FIRST=DORK. Don't forget it. Say what you want, but it's a fact. Period.

errrrmm...no. Normally semen is neutral to slightly alkaline. Anxiety, conflict, repressed rage - conditions like those can cause simultaneous release of stomach acid, which might be easy to conflate with the incoming semen.

she's boney....talk about Skeleton Power! perhaps she needs those Tums, she keeps holding her stomach

Gross!!!!!

I'm FRIST!!!

SUPERFICIAL IS OFFICIALLY BOOOORIIING

Wow.

Suddenly, the sex dolls of her from the 90s don't look so inaccurate.

Well, at least she's started eating a piece of bread or two nowadays. But if only she would stop with the plastic surgery. If she doesn't soon, she's gonna end up looking like that freaky lioness/catwoman;Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She looks better now, but look at Tito... OY!!!

That little cum box should just die already. She looks like a plastic doll! Here lips have been injected so many times now that she looks like a fucking fish!!!

But I have to admit - I'd still take one for the team!

Jenna looks less alien than before but cancer or not she's still a f-ing mess. There are plenty of people out there with cancer etc. who don't look like plastic trannies that got smacked in the mouth with a 40lb cock.
HEY JRZMOMMY!!! Long time no see...

@44 Schack I know you have no problem get get guys to fuck you. Guys will fuck anything. Do you really think you will find a guys that will want to father your children and stay around you for the next 18 years?

#48...so thousands of doctors and biologists are wrong, but you're right? why don't you look it up?

average sperm pH is about 8.3 +/- .2

the vagina usually has a basic pH, except during ovulation, when pH rises to make the vag more hospitable to sperm.

sorry, Bern. i'm too tired for mock war right now.

where did that george bush guy go? He was sounding a little sexy. That dude got the
biggest balls I ever seen.

@60 Then why don't you lay back and let me show how good the southern hospitality is

schack, sweetie, you got it backwards, which is always a good idea (69). ph 7 is neutral, below that is acidic, above that is alkaline/basic.

She's gross. And to think there was actually a time that I would have gone lesbo for her...! HAHA

it's been almost a decade since chemistry class, but all i know is that vag's and sperm do not get along.

i'm writing a paper, Bern. sorry. so/ho will have to debut later.

This woman is the worst looking in the face ever. She needs to let me cut those lips and nose off and start with new ones.Peter Pan hates her too.

See, Bern? It's all tease

ew, she's wearing a wig!

Missy you're a dumbass if you think that Jenna has real hair..she was sporting a short bob a couple of months ago, so if hair grows 6 inches a month then you're not a dumbass and you're right Jenna's hair is real.

hey jimbo, your troll told me that you were an ex-meth addict, married with children.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get an erection again.

this girl donde did fuck up her face

Holy freakin shit man. #18. You are exactly right.

She was so damn beautiful once.
What did she do to herself???

she needs to do something about the hair extensions in her bangs, 'cause that is starting to look gnarly.

Hey, hey, hey! Just wanna announce me and Jenna, well we're gonna have EGGS .. a whole carton QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!

Jenna Wildenstein.

Those fucking lips (just realized that is literally the case) look like something from a fish or a duck's bill. And then the fake eyelashes, fake boobs, a nip here & a tuck there.... what a piece of plastic trailer trash.

Man, compare what she looks like now to her first porn, and it's like she's not even the same person.

http://rude.com/violetsin?C7wHI2cSm79

(Not even remotely safe for work!!)

Considering her line of work, she looks pretty spot on. You don't exactly need business attire at her office.

She's an asswhore. Why do women do this to themselves? Plastic surgery of the face is soooo ugly!! She looks fucking Asian..yeah, like an Asian duck!!

Is she trying to look like me and my billboard? I am just sayin, she needs the pink corvette.

Why can't she just accept that she isn't sexy anymore and if she did have any sexiness left no one knows because she is so far removed from her natural self at this point. Sorry, but fish lips, fake, hard boobs attached to an anorexic frame and wearing lingerie whilst desperately attempting to dance erotically is just pathetic. That's why women should never get into a field where they rely solely on their sex appeal and/or willingness to open their cooter to any man, woman or child. They can never be normal after that and can't grow old gracefully. Yuck.

whats wrong with these bitches with access to money hungry surgeons? i remember when this ho was fresh faced it was nice...

Go out to a club tonight. You will notice that most of the guys chase the fake-faced blonds with the tan skin,size 2 pants and saline boobs. Strangely, this is also the look that requires the most cosmetic enhancements to achieve.....

Could it be that the marketing of this particular female stereotype is to make us SPEND more MONEY???

I'm 35, female, retaining water, and I just discovered I look like Mandy Moore in my bikini. Mr.Superficial would think I was a fatty if he saw me at the beach today, I suppose, but I'm totally happy with my body.

After seeing so many bad fake boobs,cheek implants,lip implants and the like, why do women continue to spend so much freaking money doing this crap?

It's bizarre that the plastic surgeries that were once used to correct facial deformities are now deforming faces.

Why do white women get monkey lips? They end up looking like clowns..

am i the only one who thinks she looks like one of the muppet characters from "The Dark Crystal"? kinda creeps me out

#71 schack - recovering? nah. I'm a full-blown meth addict, looking to get even higher. They say there's nothing like the high you get from drinking the blood of a beautiful virgin. But you have to start slowly, say, with the blood of a skinny whore. So I'll be in Chicago this weekend...you'll be around?

Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

Whatever Jenna's still hot!
Although I must say beef jerky Jenna was quite a downfall.
I still bang her, and I'm a chick!

Whatever Jenna's still freaky looking!
If you'd still bang her, I've got a disease-encrusted partially deflated "fully functional" doll you might fall in love with.
And it doesn't matter one bit if it's girl-on-alien or boy-on-alien. The only difference will be how the STD symptoms are expressed.

never understood the hype over this broad. she was NEVER hot or even attractive accidentally. there are so many more women who do/did the porn thing who are so much more attractive than this nasty/frightening club-hag.

It's a goddam chinaman with a blonde wig and tits.

since when do porn-stars get to become famous?

Public at LARGE : So Binky - where've you been ? Can't stop masturbating ?
Binky : No Comment. You know, lousy internet at the Lake. Toil and trouble. The usual. But it was great to see Mike Moore destroy Wolf Blitzer and the MSM ...
And since it's the eleventh day of every month -
Jenna looks great...
And 9-11 was an inside job.

The sad part is that she used to be so hot, and would have still been hot if she hadn't stopped eating and wouldn't have allowed Dr Frankenstein to work on her.
NSFW: http://www.eurobabesinfo.com/jennajameson/jenna-jameson04.jpg

haaa who cares about her anyway

ramro cha
http://www.junkiri.blogspot.com

This chick is just gross. I wouldn't screw her with kraziskank kelliz dick.

Do you think you can hear her bones clacking together when she dances like that?

I think she would sound like dropping your fork on a stone floor!


She looks like a Simpson's cartoon of herself. Yet she's real, scary.

Those lips....next time, Jenna, just use a nice lip liner in Prostitute Pink before you run for more injections.

why the hell did she do this to herself?
she made millions off of her old face/body-- she was beautiful in this strangely skanky way.
now she's skanky in a strangely transvestite kind of way.

but I would screw her with mierable bastard's dick, I have seen it and it is
hugh. I could hardly get the whole thing in my mouth. We had a threesome with a couple others on here that I'm not going to mention.
The dick was so big and hot, Jenna would love it.

she's still not attractive...


105....what the hell

you heard me, that dick is fine. It is all mine, I claim it. So back off bitches, I mean it. I'm a horney bitch, and Jimbo, I love skinny whores to.


perfect user name, to a tee

109 Aubree, you want to talk about my username? yours is so fine, I want to aubree
with you, but I can't because you are one of those stupid whores that can't get laid and no one wants to put their dick in you, ho.


oh my God!!! How'd you know?!

Oh, wait cause you're JUS'Stupid. What a potty mouth

Now go, mom is calling you for lunch, peeled grapes and weiners today, yummy!!!

#90...oh my gosh, you suck. I just realized that after I read your post, I started jammin' to that Barbie song in my head; humming it out loud and bobbing my head. Then I caught myself and was like, what the hell am I doing, and where did that come from??? Then I remembered your post! Argh! Anyways, God am I a dork. An impressionable one at that :0

all i can say is, i can't wait for their progeny. that would surely be a triumph in evolution! 65 year old women can have kids nowadays, can't they? i always say old women & gorillas make beautiful kids! hmmm can't wait to see jenna jamison circa 2028..she resembles joan rivers as it is, it can only get better.

When did she become Chinese?

She's starting to look like Amanda Lepore.

ESTA PERRA, MARACA Y LIBINIDOSA ,SIGUE SIENDO RICA, IGUAL ME LA CULIARIA, AUNQUE SE HALLA COMIDO TODOS LOS PICOS Q SE HA COMIDO.

TRANZLATION FOR #116:

At nite when I go to bed, I take
my dildo and ram it in my azz zo
proudly. Salute!

Bitch looks like parasite hilton more and more everyday!!!!!!!!

she looks like a duck the bad boy of hunnington beach must be blind to be with her (jenna)

she is really f*cking ugly
it's the meth Hiv thing
guess you gota do the meth to do all those dicks

she fucked herself up.


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