Jul 20 2007Janice Dickinson looks decent in a bikini

1st to cum last to leave!

SECOND

yay. im totally going to be first one day.
my dreams are so hardcore.

by the way.. she's too damn skinny if you ask me. she needs to put on 5-10 pounds.

Man, this old lady is hot. I would totally knock the dust off that ass!

Is that the dude that owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?

Cantstandya

I'd hit it.

She is a decent looking Granny.
But, if I had to spend even one entire day with her I would probably end up either killer her or myself.
She has possibly the worst personality in history.... and that includes Hitler, Hussein, & Pol Pot.

That's not her boyfriend - it's Naomi Watts's fetus. It sneaks out once in awhile.

She has a tummy yet almost no visible cellulite on her thighs? That means she's A) An anomaly on par with the underlying premise in Back To The Future 1 (i.e. going 88 mph in a De Lorean allows one to travel back in time); B) Had some work done by Dr. 90210; C) A man baby! Yeah!

how sweet, she's providing escort service for Jerry's Kids.

Not even bothering to change the number "93" before plagiarizing from TMZ. Are you really that stupid and worthless that you can't come up with your own content? How about you steal some more jokes from Bernard or Jack Handey again?

she has a better butt then Britney now imagine when Brit will be her age?
ouch!

An 80 year old woman with a 50 year old's body and a 20 year old's tits?
Only in American.

I'd tap dat

What is with the beach shots? Wasn't Britney out on Malibu beach a few days ago looking for attention? Is this the new thing?
I wish old people would act their age. Granted she looks good for an old bag, but the fat dude she is with has a face you want to punch. Turn the hat around and try tanning your back. Anyone else notice the tan line that runs down the side of his body?

wait... Dad, is that you?!

All pale in comparison to that of Gawker and its superior writing team.

Viva Nick Denton and his semi-pro softball team!

If that dude paid her for a day at the beach, nigga deserves a refund............

Isn't it funny/sad that the five minutes spent posing for some paparazzi on a beach was probably the highlight of this woman's day? And they probably thought she was one of Charlie's Angels, or something.

Who is she? Are they making a Levitra commercial?

Sometimes science goes too far.
I don't like the fact that I'm attracted to this old woman's gazongas.

She looks better than Tara Reid, at least.
But then again, who doesn't?

At least if she drowns , she can count on the Skipper from Gilligans Island to save her.

FIRST = DORK

What an accomplishment for herself. Check out what is really happening at www.bgctoday.com

That's not a mummy bro, that's a Vampire.

I haven't seen Janice in a while, good to know she hasn't OD'd yet.

@23--- hahahaha best comment ever.
i bow to you.

That chick is fucking batty.

#6

I do believe you are correct. That's a couple I would have never guessed.

TMZ and thesuperficial.com has created a whole new program for agents to use...tell for forgotten, ignored client to go to beach in a bikini, frolic around, call the papparazzi, and BINGO!

Free Publicity.

That body has not seen a gym in years! No muscle tone anywhere!
Her stomach could look so much better with sit-ups. The muscles she has around the top of her hips always looks bad on a woman.

all that dick in her must keep'er young

i can only hope to look like that when i'm her age. i can only hope i don't have that as a boyfriend.

She's a major bitch, but she looks hot, especially for her age. I'm 22 and wouldn't mind having her body.

Damn...you really do get what you pay for.

nick denton is an idiot

j.d.'s tits look fresh out the oven. tasty...though she is scary, overall.

I thought the dude was a disgusting old beachball-belly fat pig, but then I saw the backwards cap and realized he's really cool.

@31 Where you been Bern? You haven't begged us to click your shit for Boobs in a while. What is up?

#41 - RoboHobo, I could ask you the same. You stopped commenting on my site a while back.

Regardless, I just didn't feel like pandering for clicks, anymore.

It felt dumb and I think people were getting annoyed. Plus, it was an incredibly lame practice.

Hopefully people know that my website has boobs.

If I write funny shit, it will spread. I'm resolved to that.

I'll say the exact same thing that people have said about this women for her entire life.....Who?

THOSE FAKE TITS ARE FUCKING HUGE.

THOSE AREN'T BUOYS YOU OLD SLUT!

Love, Corndog.

Why can't all the attention whores frolic in traffic instead of the ocean? The odds of a shark attack are just not high enough, but with Lohan, Paris and Nicole running around loose, the odds of being hit by one of them are significant. How great would that be, if Britney was stripping down to her undies in the middle of a busy street (it's just a matter of time) and got run down by Lohan? That'd be awesome.

Thanks silverdollar.

First supermodel ever = uncontrollable hard-on. I don't give a damn if she's a thousand years old with warts surrounding her toes and boogers on her lips, she's fucking HOT!

Her boyfriend is UberHOTT!
And really thin and and really in shape.

She really has goo taste in men.

Athletic and sexy.

I meant "good Taste" haha.

i'd hit it. who cares how old she is?

I just looked at these again and I have an objection to her ass in picture #12.

That was way too close up. It looks like a dead animal.

her gut kinda looks like her "husbands" (?) in those pictures. but he gets the last laugh.

Gross, cooties bigtime. You nasty G.

These photos are so staged. Paparazzi my ass. She wanted these photos to be taken.

She looks pretty good for a woman her age, though the fake tits are kind of well, fake. Gotta give her props for doing her thing and making money doing it. You go, girl.

Talking about Skippy ball jumping.....Did this guy forgot to put on pants? (18th/19th pic from the left)

What happened to her show? I sheepishly admit I liked watching her be rude to folks and curse out kids that came from straight off of the farm.

she does look better than tara reid, and at three time tara's age right?

if fake tits and orange fake tan are hot then, yeah then she's hot.

Beat me to dead and i still wouldn't know who Janice Dickinson is.On the other hand her name remind me of Angie Dickinson... According to my point of view one of the hottest actresses all times.

She's 50.

She's had every kind of plastic surgery, implants, botox, etc. known to man, and she's proud of it. She does not care who knows, but in real life, she seems really, really sad. I saw her at a book signing, and she seems so depressed, maybe hates sobriety.

Scrunches up face and shakes head in fear repeating "no, no".

What garnered such a reation?

A)trying to eat my daily bowl of bran cereal

OR

B)seeing Janet Dickenson's hideous manfriend

She looks better in a bikini, then Britney, but they're both crazy!

hottest gilf, am i wrong?

It does a great job of hiding its penis. It puts the lotion in the basket!

It's not just me right? This chick is redefines old and desperately needs to gain quite a few pounds. And are we letting the cellulite on her butt go cause she's older than time? I'm saying, I just want to know...

I love her. She is beautiful, and I bet this lover has a big dick!

old and ugly like my
friendz mom..
and that lookz like
zhez with zome
fatt guy that pregnant☻

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I would like to be the class act who points out that her dyed(?) pubes(?) are sort of showing in some of the pictures

::bows deeply::

CHARLOTTE!!! You perv! Good eye.

I would sooooo hit this old lady! Plus, she's got a better stomach than a MUCH younger Tara Reid....probably better looking boobs, too, but they're covered.

Hey pOnk! Who has bigger boobs--Janice or Father Christmas?

She's 52. And she looks better than most women I've ever seen.

GOOOOO JANICE, you look great! You should shake your plastic surgeon hand!

GILF. She is a GILF. I'm going to vomit, because it is true.

I've done older women than that.

That's the amazing magical power of vodka shots in your pint of lager and a friends supply of viagra

I bet she's had more Dick enter her than the front door of the Vice President's mansion.

@78 Yeah! *lifts hand to mouth and sniggers* I bet she's had more cocking action than John Waynes rifle *sniggers again*

She looks good! Even the saggy crotch shot in pic 3.

this just fucking proves the rule that if you throw enough fucking money at women they'll shitting well fuck anything.

sad, but fucking true

Gotta love that hot mess!

Hey thats a cute ginger hairy gorilla she's with - so cute, OOh what? its a man with hair on it's back??? UGH men with hairy backs/shoulders/upper arms should be FORCED by law to WAX or keep the ugly mofo's COVERED UP.

nice camel toe

Not for me. At 70 she does look ok. She has that little ass-cheeks going on. Happens when you get very old.

gross look at her hands and knees

i'm fifteen .. my body's looking fine ..
and this old woman's got me all jealous.

Her knees look OK to me, its the ugly troglodyte she's with that worries me I seriously hope he's a billionaire I wanna puke looking at that thing.

#81
Dear John Smith,
Is that how you really feel? I don't remember you throwing any money at me when you showed up on my land and porked me. I miss you John and only snootie bitches fuck for money. Your Indian squaw,
Pocahontas

@ #89

LOL!

She looks good for a dead corpse.

Peter Pan doesn't have any money, but does that stop me from from pleasing my little boy Pan? Men can shove their money, where the sun don't shine.
Only some ugly girl like Janice Dickenson would use some dirty old bastard for greenbacks. Tramp.

u are kidding me !!!!!!!!!

Gramps looks like Anthony Hopkins.

goodness graciousness

I wonder if her vajayjay is fake too.

89 & 92 Ha ha ha, oohhh yeah...He just loves her for her fucking great personality (which all models have, by the fucking way) and wonderful fucking sense of humour *leans over, pukes*

Harry is a Horcrux... Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!

Hey Parry Hooter, or whatever, it's the weekend, trying getting out of your mom's house and meeting people. And top tip wizard boy, leave the fucking cape and 'magic' wand at home. Nugget.

100th, bitches!

and, umm, ick.

I died today. I'm finally in heaven. Much love to anyone who prayed for me. Thank you, Tammy.

Talk about a porkbelly, this girl is one porkchop. That guy with her is porkchop heaven. The girl is so ugly, we could use her face on a porkstore ad.

well i'll be a dirty dillweed!

This girl has a horse mouth and her boyfriend looks like a porky pig.

She was a very beautiful model in her days, and she looks really good know.. Better than some other younger ladies..

Snow white chest hair with orange abdominal hair and stretch marks over that beer belly -I can only think he must be incredibly rich. The only way I'd hit that is if he bought me a yacht with a heliport, submarmine and swimming pool. And I would still have to keep my eyes closed.

she knows her shit though.. and she
doesn't try to hide her plastic work,
non?

If thiz girl waz in "Back to the Future",
then she really changed, coz I don't
remember anyone looking at all like her.

somehow you've completely misconceived what is attractive and what is totally fucked up.

i thought kardashian idolatry was misplaced but THIS proves you don't know what a person looks like.

i mean gotDAMN you must be shitting me.

the only thing more disgusting is if janice was fucking posh spice in the ass with her big fucking dick.

i'm taking my business to stalkingjenniferbiel.com unless you prove jon benet ramsey is still alive.

are you kidding? seriously you must be joking, she looks far from "amazing". her tits are disgusting how unnatural can you get and look at her stomach! eww and that so-called ass she has there, nasty. i'm surprised she used to be a supermodel

trying to show up tyra?

She looks awesome, and all you bitches know it... Hell, im gay and I'D roll around between the sheets with her!

looks hot to me

#108 Just how incredibly fucking stupid are you, you lobotomized peabrain? No, wait, don't answer that, we know already.

That's about as much as good looking as plastic surgery can maye you look.

Wasn't she last months video on the "My friends hot mom" site?

116/ fuck U and the horze U juzt got
done zucking, dickbrain....nice girlfriend
U got there.....dick big enough for ya, bitchfucker☻♦

Too bad she's completely nuts and can't be trusted with kindergarten scissors......

My boyfriend xxxfiles is talking about me and the horse ride we did on my farm on the other sites. I told him to keep his big mouth shut, but he just has to brag about it to everyone. See, as kids, he used to spend time with me and the horses and we like to suck their big dicks and fuck them in the ass. I wasn't going to tell anyone, but little dick(xxxfiles) had to open his big mouth, so it's out now. Everyone knows, please don't judge us. We're sick bastards and we know it. We love it.

that fat fuck is a fat fucker

I mean come on...It doesn't matter if you look great in a bikini at 50 something. Should you even be wearing it? Blah! Besides, her abs look like Tara's. Yuck!
For #5 and all who commented similar...That is so gross! I guess some people will fuck anything

In that photo where she is trying to stand all doe legged, is it taped back, or did she just dump herself/himself?

WOAH what the fcuk happened to her tummy in the second to the last photo? I mean is it really possible to be around 5 months pregnant THAT fast?

121 Run along, kelli, it's time for your meds And if you don't stop having these little "accidents" we're duct taping a diaper to you.

#108: Kelli, I thought I told you not to leave the hospital? How was your lobotomy by the way?

#108: Kelli, I thought I told you not to leave the hospital? How was your lobotomy by the way?

127/128==howz yourz....how about pozting a couple more timez
ztupid fucker.....

ewwww, shes nasty as all hell... and so annoying id like to kick her face in. she parades on her decaying title of 'worlds first supermodel'. oh, and her show sucks. ATM is way better. plus she was nauseating on the surreal life.

She looks good for her age and really by 'normal people' standards rather than Hollywood's ridiculous ones... but this bitch has no business criticizing all the girls on her show for not being skinny enough if she's going to go around looking like this.

Well, Janice has the worst character and personality in the whole wide wolrd.
She destroy designers only champion dress and still think she is right.....
Wonder if someone bang her hard and she likes it and tell her she is bad in bed and get the F**K off my house... wonder that guy is right at the end of the day?????
Yes, she is a best B***H in the world and yet she can be old enough to be our mom or grandma.... but one thing for sure... like most of the comments here... she is fucking hot for her age and many man will still HIT her if they have the chance...
So.. overall Congrats Janice for being a super duper HOT BITCH.....
Cheers....... :p

*shudder* My Eyes! My Eyes! Sheman is pure filth....Has sheman already died? looks like it...looks so so soooo bad.*vomit*

I THINK JANICE DICKINSON IS AN INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT, BEAUTIFUL AND WITTY HUMAN BEING. SHES RISEN ABOVE HARDSHIPS IN HER LIFE AND I THINK WE ALL WISH WE HAD THE GUTS TO SAY SOME OF THE THINGS SHE SAYS