Jul 10 2007Hilary Swank bikini pictures

FUCKING SICK!

gross

I'm pretty sure she was so convincing in Boys Don't cry because she's secretly a male werewolf.

Somehow this is exactly how I picture jrzmommy

In the 3rd pic, the dude seems confused, like he's not sure if she farted or not. Or maybe if he just caught a glimpse of a testicle.

I just puked in my mouth and then swallowed it....my throat is burning.

What's with all the fat and ugly pictures on this site. I know a lot of fat and ugly woman visit the site but jesus fucking christ.

that guy needs to cut down on all the weightlifting and working out. he's really overdoing it.

At least the guy is in good shape, he should dump her like yesterdays trash.

I love you superficial fan.

Nicole Richie - too thin
Mandy Moore - too fat, way too fat
Any person featured - meh average, NEXT!
Random VS supermodel - I am way better looking than her when all I do is blog in my PJs and stuff twinkies down my throat. I see your highly photoshopped pictures in the superficial forums trying to cover up that neck fat, I love it to no end.

I love how you hold constantly changing views on beauty, considering yourself to be the prettiest girl with much success despite posting on a celebrity gossip forum at 3 in the afternoon, possibly at some dead-end secretary job. I love how your arm fat flabs and your pork mouth screams when you say "blah blah heido klum average NEXT! ME WANT TWINKIE!" and you constantly deride anyone who gets in your way. Its only too bad we cannot see your bulging rolls of fat in real life. Hearing you hork up a fresh one while thinking that take out box of cheap sushi makes you "cultured" makes me love you to no end. Keep posting your "adventures" to the coffee shop that artsy rejects go cry superficial fan.

My heart goes out to you.

She's a very, very unattractive woman.

In the picture on the bottom row where they're embracing, the guy looks uncomfortable, like he's spotted the photographer. Or there's something pointy jabbing him just under his bellybutton.

I'm leaving now, to go buy a FUCKIN SENSE OF HUMOR

I like how she improvises and uses that folded green towel for elevation, to get a better penetration angle on the guy.

Jesus, are you sure that isn't Matt Damon??

Shes got a great bod - shit I'll swap.

What I am puzzling over is this:

In picture #8 you can see Hillary Swank's ginormous man-feet. Yet in picture #11 they are dainty little-girl feet... Oh... never mind, I see the dainty little-girl feet belong to her boyfriend.

I think she looks alright.
She's not fat, flabby, covered in cellulite, or wrinkly.
She looks fine, not Hot but fine.

@9. WTF.

Does this bikini bottom make my scrotum look big?

Any offspring of these two would be guaranteed a losing ticket in the dental genetics lottery.

Well, she's unattractive and manly but, damn, she makes a good movie. Can you be hot, gorgeous, and talented?

Methinks not.

I don't care what her body looks like, I'd never want that face (and esp that mouth) moving toward my cock. It's like a horror movie when the monster takes on human form, seduces a guy, then bares its fangs and chews off his cock. Or hooking up with a feminist. Either one.

Look how focused he is on holding her semen in his ass until they get away from the pool area.

I'm confused, I thought she had really big boobs; but all I see are flap jack boobs. And I thought she used to have a really great figure; but maybe she's letting it go since she's probably in that lusty, love phase. But her boyfriend looks homosexual; then again she kind of looks like a man.

I'd hit it. Or let it hit me. Whichever.

Horse-tooth jackass.

Aaaagh!!! My eyes!!!

I just threw uip in my mouth a little.

She's hot in a butch sorta way.

But then, I like that.

Those two are so in love! I think it's great. They're going to go back to their room, get naked, and whichever one can get a full erection first gets to flip the other one over and have at it. Heaven!

She looks exactly like this guy I went to school with, a Choctaw Indian from Oklahoma. Spitting fucking image of that guy - and that ain't no compliment.

I always thought the guy looked just like Cyril the Horse from Disney's animated version of "The Wind in the Willows", and that's exactly what Swank is - an ugly, mannish, horsefaced bitch.

I hate her so much, BOYS DON'T CRY and MILLION DOLLAR BABY are fucking comedies to me. I would like nothing more than to see Hollywood make more movies where Hillary Swank gets her ass beat the fuck up.

# 23 ---> LOL!

When she's on talk shows, she looks great.

re: pic 7 - THAT pigman is her boyfriend? Eeeewwww! He must have a great personality...

What the hell??? Where did her wicked implants go?

it's Horsetooth McSaggytits

I had a one-night stand with her. It was pretty good, actually, until the end, when I just about developed carpal tunnel syndrome from jacking her shenis for 30 minutes in an attempt to make her cum. She said if she got the full set of testosterone treatments she'd be able to stay hard, but she still wants acting roles. Tell that to my ligaments.

that's one hot face............

I just read that Hilary Swank has just been cast to star in the movie from the 60's sitcom Mr Ed.

Is that Hillary Swank or Mr. Ed?

Hillary Skank is more like it.

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She has a great body though.

when did Hillary turn 80?

Aw, quit hatin', Jimbo....just because I got bigger balls than you don't mean you need to get all like that.

That's how ordinary women look like LOL

Now that I've viewed these pictures, I know what it feels like to be "swanked"

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#9 wow that was some bitting satire. To bad I've read the SAME FUCKING THING about 1000 times. I mean why do assholes always feel the need to throw up another "Your all fat if you post here, jealous if you post here, etc etc" I mean could you be any less original? Do you think your exploring some new ground with your probing analysis? Here's a thought; try using your big brain to come up with a funny comment since there is a shortage of that lately. What there isn't a shortage of is psuedo intellectualls and thier annoying, un-original diatribes. So do us all a favour, be funny or fuck off.

Enough of old horseteef....check out Madonna trying to be master of the universe with her demands during interviews with her at the Live Earth show:

Eye contact must be maintained at all times,” interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. “Never look down to check notes — all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.”

Vote Quimby

Hugely unattractive woman.... Check out her saggy tits. Yuck.

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Madonna doesn't want them catching a glimpse of her varicose veins when they look down.

Right on #47.
Like anyone cares if a a person who comments on here says they are thin or fat. No one cares what they look like, we're talking about the celebs.
I think they say it to make themselves feel better about how they look. "Wow A few people on a website now think I'm thin. YAY!"

I'd say Chad Lowe got the better end of the deal...

I'd hit that shit for hours, while yelling "Hee Haw" every 10 minutes! Niiiiiice!!!

She's wearing a dark colored bikini because while growing up she never learned to wipe properly.

If she still looked like she did in Million Dollar Baby, I'd let her teabag me. But now, I don't know...she's gone kinda soft. Total turnoff.

In the last picture in the middle row, with her knees up, you just know she's ripping the nastiest trailerpark farts.

her face has always scared me, but that ass looks good...

If I wanted to see Gollum in a Bikini, well i would have just went to Elijah Woods house, but I didnt cause I dont like Gollum that much and I dont think anyone else wanted to see him in a bikini either

Dude looks like an older, fatter version of Chad Lowe. She definitely has a type, i.e., homosexual

Wow, she looks like the transgender version of Matt Damon.

What r u doing to us superfish? This is going too far. We had enough bikini shots to last all week yesterday!

She looks like a human cigarette

Pic #10 has to be the most awkward embrace i've ever seen. Its ok man you can put a bag over her head while you bang her but that penis is always going to be between her legs.

pic 8: a sweaty scrotum will chafe easily. please remember to air them out occasionally.

She is hot! F-it! Ill hit that

Third picture, second row........
look. at. the. way. he's. sitting.
What a fucking tool.

He's just leaning politely away from her while pooting. I think it's a delightful show of manners.

SHES SO HOT.

I WANT TO EAT HER ASSHOLE OUT.

I think she's really attractive, and I always have. her boobs did melt away thought, didn't they?

Who cares what she looks like? She's probably the only actress from her generation that can actually act; plus, she doesn't participate in the giant douche-off her peers do; In sum: Hey Sup, what the fuck is she doing on this site?

P.S. I would totally do her. Well.

she is the ugliest girl on here, besides Hillary Duff, go figure, Hillary Swank and Duff are the worst to look at. G.W. is cute.

I think she looks great. AND, she's actually very talented (which is more than I can say for most of the dumb hoes that get posted about around here).

I'm not normally a proponent of plastic surgery, but I have two words: boob job!

she needs to work out ewwwwww

#64 - LOL!

why is this woman famous and not me..I look 1000x better than her and all the other hollywood fartlets

Haha, MadMegan.net posted that pic, next to one of the Geico caveman. Hilary Swank is the missing link!

http://madmegan.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/geicos-new-spokeswoman/

Her face is unfortunate.

That swim suit is just wrong, wrong, wrong on her. Why wear a bikini if no effort is made picking out the best one for your body.

Bleck.

#6 love you. She has big ugly Hilary Duff teeth. Ugly legs and ass too.

#9, my thoughts exactly. This is why almost every comment about Britney Sprears is negative. Nothing but overweight, non-disciptive cows writing about how fat and ugly she is. I would love to see how porkish everyone is!! Pork mouth. Love it!!

#31 I love you. Marry me. Make me laugh every night.

I think Hilary Swank is really close to perfect. She's not Angelina Jolie but, then, Laura Croft is not Million Dollar Baby either.

All you people who "threw up in my mouth a little" need to see a doctor or a psychiatrist.

I just ejaculated a little bit in woodhorse's mouth.

Ive seen half empty bean bags look beter than her breast. Im not sure how she got her first acting job, but im simply amazed that this is a celebrity. Uggghhh...

I don't think she's American. She looks Filipino to me.

She's doing research for "The Next Karate Kid 2"

Great figure. No tats, which is refreshing. Great hair, which makes for fun in the sack. But...

what's with a brown bikini? Is that Army Surplus, or something? It's turd-brown. Ewwwwwww.

Good thing sh'es wearing a hat. Wouldn't want to sun damage such a lovely face.

it looks like she smelled something bad...

now, I for sure for screw her with miserable bastard's dick also. she is fine, and his dick is so much finer, big, hard throbbing up and down, oh, I want it now, forget Hilary. Bring me my hot dick, bastard.

@93

Kicked out of summer school too?

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post 31...chauncey gardner ur a effin racist im half choctaw. try walking the trail of tears and see what da fug u look like after that.ide like to peel ur skin off with a dull exacto knife and dip u in cayenne pepper and lemon juice and tie u up out in the wilderness by ur ankles and wrists so the buzzards can pick ur cracker crumbs apart.

SHE HAS NO ASS!!!!!!!!!!! FLAT ASS ALERT LOL

Wow I’m a slim girl, but thank goodness my behind isn’t flat like a piece of board, I know it’s not the biggest but gosh, no guy wants to stick it in a bony behind. lol

98 # you said you’re a slim girl, so your just as bad your part of the problem too, what you slim girls are doing is wrong, REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES BITCH

Flat chest flat behind too bony to grind

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#96,

Goddamn! You sound like that psychotic Indian that Graham Greene plays in that movie CLEARCUT, where he skins the logging mill manager for chopping down trees. Take it easy, though. I'm sure you're as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.

Where's your ass?
You left it in the past

disturbing..

Ummm, No. Please for the love of god, if you must show anymore girls with no butts that look like dudes, go back to showing Brook Hogan!!!

Didn't she have breast implants?

Did she have to get them removed?

i just loooove her hat...not.
i mean come on you get millions for movies and that is the best hat you can buy?!?
the body is alright...for a 48 year old woman.

what happened to her boobs ? I thought she had boobs

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