Jul 18 2007Gary Dourdan is an asshole

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Gary Dourdan, some clown from CSI, freaked out and started beating up a paparazzo last night. The photographer was basically just standing there and then Dourdan flipped out, throwing him against the ground and breaking his camera. After the attack, Dourdan sped off on his Ducati, but then later came back with his entourage and started chasing the photographer around Hollywood in a Town Car. Seriously, just following the guy around in a car, like out of a movie. The paparazzo is freaking out the whole time and runs around begging passersby for help, eventually jumping into a cab to get away.

Check out the full 15-minutes of cartoon madness after the jump. You can't really see much, but the audio gives a good idea of what's going on.



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How is that not attempted murder?

Chasing someone around in a car is assault with a deadly weapon. If it was done with premediated intent, it sounds like attempted murder.

Yet another half assed celebrity who should be happy that anyone is paying attention to them.

what the hell? Man, I used to love Gary Dourdan. Not have a hot now that he's a bag full of crazy.

Why is it that the paparazzo is always getting their asses kicked by these actors. Probably 90% of the actors out there are big fucking pussies with the exception of maybe Nick Nolte whose breath could kill a bull rhino. Just once I would love to see a TMZ where an actor grabs a camera and a paparazzo busts them in their fucking face.

It was over the top, but it could have been avoided if the guy just turned off his camera as he was asked. Obviously with the light still on the dude knew the camera was on. Glad I don't live in L.A., it's got to suck that all those Papparazzi just lurking around waiting for crap to happen, then when it's a slow night they try to make something happen. Gary went overboard, but the TMZ dude could have walked away and turned off the camera

Attempt is a specific intent crime. To attempt murder, you have to specifically intend to kill the victim. If he was just trying to scare the guy, no attempted murder.

Don't parrot Law & Order - it's usually quite wrong.

what an asshole..like anybody cares about him.

fannypie,

You're right. My mistake. Attempted murder requires specific intent. It was just assault with a deadly weapon. Probably 3-5 years in jail.

He must be a Scientologist. Those guys are all sorts of wacko.

I LOVE IT!!!

The paprazzi are a bunch of pussies and parasites.

I say waste the little punks....

.

Good for him... Fuck these photographers. They're fucking losers anyway. What, you can point a fucking camera? Good for you. Get a real fucking job. I'm only sorry he didn't finish the fucking job.

Fuck tmz too. Get a fucking life. Fucktards.

what a douche, must be upset over getting no call backs for movie deals.

Hey Papparazzi!

**grabs crotch

SUCK ME!!!

**humps monitor...hard.

Is it just me or could this have been made up by the paparazzo? Because half of the videos are all black and only audio of the guy talking, you can't hear Gary or any of his alleged entourage... actually you only see and hear Gary in the first video, where is the part we see him in a Lincoln following him?
I am not buying this for some reason, any help seeing these things?

Whatever that's fine, as long as they stay away from Major Star Rummer Willis

Holy frikkin crap man. I feel so bad for that kid.

First of all that guy GARY is it?...yeah Gary shoujld be kissin that kids ass for even recognizing his black generic lookng ass on the street in the first place.

Second of all the kid wasn't even being annoying or doing anything. The only annoying thing is that the kid couldn't stop saying "like" every 2 seconds.

If you don't want people trying to flash ur picture all day long then maybe you shoujld consider a different career...what a fucking tool! Oh and Gary your not doing much for the "all blacks are violent" stereotype either...

Hey he's trying to attack a white kid, doesn't that make it a hate crime too? Whata bastard!

EEEEK? Shani, is that really your name or are u stealing it from me lol.

i call bullshit. he never once gets any footage of the anybody chases him, he doesn't refer to any of them by name. straight up, he could've said he was being chased by bigfoot and the video would've made just as much sense

Oh man, I can just imagine how the incident went down:

GD: Hey man, you wanna take my pic or something, for the tabloids?
Pap: Umm, why, am I supposed to know who you are?
GD: What, I'm Gary Dourdan!
Pap: Who?
GD: Damn you, damn you, why don't you know who I am, say my name bitch, say my name (starts pounding on the pap)
Pap: OMG man, I would say your name, but I don't know who you are...

And that would have really put him over the edge, enough to go home and get a car and follow the guy around.

But seriously, what's with the quasi-celebrities attacking the pap these days? Do they have secret b-list celebrity meetings? Where they sit around and decide what their next move should be to get more attention? Did they decide that this month should be "attack the pap" month?

Fucker got what he deserved. I love when people like him and lily allen go after the paparazzo. in there line of "work" (if you can call stalking celebrities a job) they should expect this to happen. fuck them.

Very Sad. The camera dude was just doing a job. That is what gets the pictures that are posted on sight's like this you know. Dourdan committed an act of violence that said I'm more important than your life camera dude. Sounds like a felony to me and Dourdan ain't Paris Hilton. Maybe we can get a picture from prison as Dourdan is picking up soap in the shower and end up taking it in the ass from one of the hardened locals. Hope he likes it without lube.

Again, no idea whose side to take here. Gary D. is a hottie for sure, but if someone takes your picture coming out of a restaurant or whatever, you just keep on walking and be cool about it, you don't go all Britney on their ass. But the douchebags who stand around just waiting to get a picture of someone walking out of a building or getting out of a car - hard to feel sorry for those assholes. So I call this a draw. And I didn't watch the video, that's how much I don't care. I care just enough to type, not enough to sit and watch the shit load. Cause that's how I roll...

If not criminal charges, definitely a civil suit will be filed. Harassment, etc. That photog will end up with most of Gary's CSI royalties.

hmmm, I see nearly zero compassion
here, so the next time any of you
pathetic losers are working your
jobs, and someone attacks you. i
hope they kill your useless
asses. GD should remember that
people like the cameraman are the
ones that see to it he gets an
over rated paycheck.
as far as the "fucktard" that said
get a real job goes, get off your
ass and get one your self, heres
an idea, get a job where you get
no thanks and minimal pay. maybe
your useless ass will take a
roadside bomb meant for someone
decent.

That guy is a douche.

Fucking animals. All of them.

oh please, this is such crap! some retard is running around with his camera and screaming some bullshit which might as well not be happening since we can't see shit. *EYEROLL+++*

This guy is a fucking terrorist.

hahahah, crybaby paparazzo with the language skills of a 4th grader, LIKE MY CAMERA LIKE OMG LIKE CMON LIKE DUDES ARE LIKE AFTER ME LIKE

superfish dont turn into perez hilton and publicize worthless photographers who deserve to get their faces smashed but dont because they hide behind a camera, just honestly let this fag get his ass kicked and go back to working at jamba juice.

I'm going to reserve judement till I hear his statement

who knows what really happened. maybe this photog burned him or his lady bad in a previous incident

I'm going to reserve judgement till I hear his statement

who knows what really happened. maybe this photog burned him or his lady bad in a previous incident

Maybe his nice blue eyes are sensitive to flashes? #10/11--we need the paparazzi to keep supplying us with this wonderful fodder to comment on! Gary Dourdan and other celebrities should play nice as well--Tom Cruise is generally sweet to the paparazzi and they tend to shoot nice candids of him in return. Brittany is a raging bitch to the paparazzi and I have yet to see a flattering picture of her!

No police in Hollywood? They send Paris to jail but this creature is loose?

eaglepupil, its not gonna happen...britney is a fat faced acne skinned greasy weaved skank who has to take it in the butt for the guy to feel anything, she could be sweet as hell to the pap but there couldn't ever be a candid shot of her thats descent. She needs to be airbrushed for that lol.

reminds me of the "Blair Witch Project"

Yea, the paps are pussies, they'd rather run than fight.

Now try a little logic here, even though it's unchartered territory for some of the posters here.

What kind of person chases down a pussy that will not and/or can not defend themselves?

I'll give you Einsteins a clue.

A person equally inept at fighting, capitalizing on the opportunity to, for once in their life, win a fight.

How else could a sissy like this Gary whatever-his-name-is or David Beckham ever win a fight?

Glad he did it. ALL those guys should be chased around for awhile. Scum of the earth.

"bust a U-turn, get me away from this guy"LMAO. yeah, whenever i see gary dourdan, i shit my pants. i bet he took one of those 6 weeks intensive martial arts workshops. dude's lethal.

Shanipie, true. You got me there--you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl! Brittany probably doesn't have a flattering side. Maybe that is what the Yorkie is for?

This camera guy is a moron. He slammed me against the ground like dude, like like dude like like....

Man, 40 comments and no one's made the obvious joke about getting one of the CSI's out? This is a sad day on the Internet :(

@41

obvious? more like lame.

It's awesome that there's hypocritical assholes on here saying that this guy deserved what happened to him, yet they're reading a website that thrives off of pictures of celebrities taken by paparazzi. Way to go!

And for the record, this guy in no way deserved to be chased all over town afraid for his life. Celebrities know EXACTLY what they're getting into, and ever notice that the ones who live relatively normal lives aren't photographed everywhere they go? It's only the ones who make a spectacle of themselves and WANT to be photographed.

Last I checked, assaulting someone in America was still a crime, whether committed by a celebrity or not. It doesn't matter if you're assaulting the devil. It's still a crime. There is no excuse for justifying this attack, even if it was provoked.

Celebrities are subject to the law, they're not above it, and Mr. Dourdan should go to jail.

What the hell ?!! I think this is fake... Did you actually see the pap get beat up? No!! when he is running you can't see Dourdan eather !!! Who sais this pappo isn't just looking for attention and faking this, wouldn't be the first anyway. He's just yelling and screaming, wow nice evidence cry baby, whatever

What the hell ?!! I think this is fake... Did you actually see the pap get beat up? No!! when he is running you can't see Dourdan eather !!! Who sais this pappo isn't just looking for attention and faking this, wouldn't be the first anyway. He's just yelling and screaming, wow nice evidence cry baby, whatever

Save your sanctimonous spiel, Bobslobber, Dourdan isn't going to jail. Celebrities exist in a different orbit from everybody else.

"Celebrities exist in a different orbit from everybody else."

Says you. Meanwhile, this blog continues to document Paris Hilton's legal troubles, Nicole Richie's legal troubles, Britney Spears' visits from Protective Services, etc.

I read on another site, it's like a bad Blair Witch video. Spot F-ing on! Did you see Gary chase the pap? Did you see anything that resembled an attack?

To the first poster, please remove your head from inside your ass and watch the video. Can't wait to see the headlines at TMZ about the trial of the century only to have the judge call the pap a pu$$y, and fine him for wasting the courts time.

i live right around that corner on sunset and laurel canyon. he must have been at that stupid club hyde.

This article is so much bullshit. You can't see shit. Stop assuming what the fucking cameraman assumes. He wasn't filming anything, he was just running at the sound of an engine.

Umm, Fish...someone abusing paps make them a frickin hero. Sounds like he was just giving them a taste of their own medicine lol.

You are shitting me right? So what we have is footage of this dude from CSI saying "Turn the camera off" then we got footage of this guy walking around with a clearly 'broken' camera ( I drop my camera and crack the case, it still works fine, these papparazzi drop theres, crack the case... its totally fucked) Then we get audio of this guy claiming to be chased...

Yeah, when i get drunk and walk home i talk to myself too. hell next time I'm gonna say Gary Dourdan is following me, record it, and get my name in the papers.

This Papparazzi = Smeghead

ha! smeghead.

#53 - There are plenty of people who share the same opinion about this dodgy, inconclusive footage (myself included). Yours is my favourite because your name is a 2000AD allusion.

The only further thing I have to say is the paparazzi chase people in cars and that's fine, but Dourdan (maybe) does it and he's being an arsehole? How do we know Dourdan didn't just want to take a photo of the dude?

NOTE: I'm so not a fan of his, but who gives a shit if he does this sort of stuff? It's a B-actor (maybe that's too kind an assessment) and a paparazzi. I'd kinda prefer if they kicked each other to death. I'm sure TMZ's blacker-than-black footage of it would be rad.

#53 again - Oh, yeah, and the Dwarf reference helped, too (thanks emily).

Um, yeah... uh... he's black. I'm surprised he didn't steal the guy's camera.

I'm with ManiacFive, um, how exactly is this guy's camera broken? It looks like it's working perfectly fine. Stalkerazzi are complete social rejects. Forge, you're an idiot if you think the papparazzi are the ones that "see to it that he gets an over rated paycheck." Sometimes I wonder, why don't celebrities just mace the hell out of these parasites? That's what I would do if they were harassing the fuck out of me.

Gary Dourdan is a hero

Who?

That was the most stupidest clip ever! You couldn't see shit.

As for those of you who are saying that the paparazzi are losers - WTF??? If there were no paparazzi there would be not sites like the superficial - actually there would be no celebs! they make the celebs who they are.

i think papparazzi's deserve this. I would personally beat them up too if i see someone trying to film me without permission.

this is a HOAX.... i think there's a reason that the camera never catches Gary's face after the beginning EVEN THOUGH it's still picking up visual footage.... then this guy just hops in a cab, puts the lens cover on and yells at his driver.. there's NOT A SINGLE moment where you see or hear anyone other than this novice prankster during the entire "foot chase" "attempts to get help" and "car chase"....

While I tip my hat to the filmaker for making good use of "Blair Witch" techniques to make his audience believe in the boogeyman they can't see, I trust that viewers will enjoy the thrill, turn it off, and then realize that they were just totally shafted by a camera-weilding illusionist.

Okay, I don't know who the guy (Dourdan) is..I don't watch his show. And I agree that he went over the top if he was indeed chasing the guy around.
BUT, the papparazzi should not be surprised when something like this happens. You stalk people daily. Shoving your cameras in people's faces. I think it's just a taste of your own medicine. Don't you think princess Diana was freaking out when her car was being chased through the streets. It's a little hypocritical this story.

"Fuck these actors. They're fucking losers anyway. What, you can stand in front of a camera and recite memorized lines? Good for you. Get a real fucking job."

Fixed that for you.
No need to thank me!

Haha, that fucking rules.

Kill'em all along with the dude who writes the poorly written articles on this website.

Like, just post the nip slips and upskirts and stop writting.

Awww...did the poor little paparrazo get followed all over town? Sounds like poor innocent little bottom feeder got a taste of his own medicine.

Kinda freaky when people stalk you. Even freakier when they call it a profession.

Who is this guy? Shouldn't he be happy someone is around him? Typical dumb ape with the posse of 15 guys to prove he's a tough guy.

I cant see how an actor on a good show is being compared to Britany, Lilo and ugly Paris. To me they are nobady 'cause they dont have a job or as half as many fans as his show does. A nobady is a trash who would do anything to stay famous like Briteny, Paris and Lilo. They will never be on a popular t.v. show 'cause producers are emmbaressed to offer them a role.

What's funny here is that this guy thinks he has talent...or something like it.

#86 as much as i agree with you that Paris & pals are just trash i have to disagree that this guy has more fans (or his show has more fans). I know this guy by his face but i didn't know him by name. Where Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Brit's are all known not just in American but worldwide. Go ask your friends if they know who Gary Dourdan is and i'm sure you will get a confused look. But ask them if they know Paris etc - of course you will get a Yes!

Really? You guys really defend these scumbags with cameras?

I'll tell you what. I would beat the ever loving shit out of every one of them that I saw, every single day of my life if I was a celebrity and I hate these self-important celebrities.

If I was buying toilet paper and tampons for my wife and these guys popped out snapping, I would beat him beyond recognition.

Yeah, the actor is the asshole? Not the guys who follow them every second of the day!

"If they don't like it they don't have to be celebrities!"

NO ONE, NO ONE should have to endure the constant harassment these people endure.

Everyone has a right to a normal life.

Give me a break. Let's see any one of you deal with it for a year and then get back to us about the poor papa-rat-zi...

oopsy daisy - i meant #69
Its been a long day lol

#72 - "everyone has a right to a normal life". You are missing the point celebrities are not normal! They want the spotlight so bad in life - then they final get it and they hate it. You cannot compare a celebrity to a normal person - they just aren't like you and me - hence that's why they are called "celebrities"

The pap deserved it.

This guy sounds like a little bitch! Dude stop crying and man up. Last time I checked the actors average height is 5 foot nothing..... Actors and Paps are all a bunch of little bitches....

Too Funny...

"Just go! Just go! my pussy hurts"


Suck it up, FUCK

who the fuck IS gary dourdan?

Yes, this guy is a douche, but my Boob Shot was moderately amusing, today. Go see it.

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I need it, Went from 2,000 uniques last week to like 775 a day this week ... Sad Bernard.

who the fuck iz thiz
azzfucker?
If people don' like the
cameraz, then
they need to hide or ztay
the fuck home.

That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Truly.

Who is this psycho idiot anyway? In a few years he'll be begging for attention.

wow i wish i saw this papparazzo's face. he sounds like such a little bitch. maybe you should shut the fucking camera off u dumbfuck then you wouldnt be crying like a little pussy to the cabby. hahaha wut a stupid fuck... he deserves to get chased for his life

"like...like...like...like...like...like...dude...like...like"

Get a real job. Guy should of turned the damn camera OFF.

LMAO @ #36:

"Yea, the paps are pussies, they'd rather run than fight.

Now try a little logic here,"


You dare talk about logic after you assume paps to be UFC fighters or something?

You'd think these "celebs" are all from the 15th century or something, believing that their souls are being captured by the witchcraft that is a camera.

Of course the irony is that they get paid to be on camera...or I suppose you could say they sell their souls for a living.

Jeez, leave my man Gary alone! He is smokin' hot and he loves me, and that lowlife pissant paparazzi got what was coming to him.

Now kelli "zhut the fuck up and get your zorry azz in to bed, u got zchool 2moro"

86/ itz zummer vacation dude

let me zee...if a crackhead
waz chazin my azz
would I run? Hell fuckin yea!

About time the tables were turned on the papparazzi. Now this idiot knows how it feels.

1) He should've turn his camera off. he LIED and said it was off numerous times.

2) he walks around with the camera on, saying that its broken and it doesnt work. Lie number 2.

3) you never see a car chasing him, and the only sound you hear is of a souped up vehical PASSING BY and the idiot yelling as if its about to run him over.

4) if this piece of shit said 'like' one more time, I'm teaming up with Gary to take the kid out for good.


paps are shit. they need to stop lying to people and themselves. Its not a real job. Its not hunting. Its having a camera and stalking. and remember much if not all of their methods are illegal.

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everyone went nitenite
thatz funny...everyone haz to go to
their crappy jobz while
I have fun in the zun with my hommiez
I think I'll ztay up for
awhile and watch zome porn..I love my
LIFE☻☺♦∟♪§↨↓

ok, 1 lazt idea before
I watch my porn

how about thiz: next time
zomeone doezn't
want their 8x10 glozzy
taken by the pap
pull out a fake gun and
make him zweat...
maybe,juzt maybe it will]
wake the otherz up☻

oh big fucking deal. why is anyone
surprised?

#85 - The first word of the quoted text is "yea". Yea, in agreement with posters that called them pussies. I never assumed paparrazis to be UFC fighters.

The actual point is that a pussy with similar fighting skills would jump at the opportunity to chase down a punk who won't defend himself.

I wouldn't be surprised if you participated in that style of fighting yourself.

Thanks for proving that you are one of the illogical fuckwits I referred to in the post.

F* them. Gary said 'turn it off' like 1000 times... why couldn't they respect that? Every man for themselves after that point. omg - video # 2 is making me sick w/ all the movements & annoying voice, and is it my monitor or is #3 & 4 just no film & just audio? anyway, the point is: Gary Dourdan is hot and I'd lovingly & thoughtfully lick every inch of his angry body... twice...

haha, that's what you get for being a loser paparazzi. get a real job where people actually respect you. you're annoying.

They're ALL pussies. Actors and pussarazzis. And most entertainers except athletes. When singers, even some rappers, try and be tough, they look ridiculous. “It's all about image.” Yeah, the image of you being a wannabe gangsta!

shit kelli I woulda thought someone with your complete grammatical ineptitude would be a dead cert for summer school?

#87,90,91...

Q: What's the difference between taking a shit and kelli posting?
A: No difference. No thought goes into either one.

paps are probably the most annoying people on earth, but dude, don't chase them around with ur car, u're just being a douche.

so lemme get this straight....

when the paparazzo gets a taste of being followed persistently and relentlessly, he falls apart and cries foul???

Pot meet kettle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_calling_the_kettle_black

he's full of shit. he keeps the camera on the whole time...oh but no video when he's being "chased". what a douche. he just wants his 15 minutes.

This guy's practically crying? Geez get a grip and stand up for yourself. If I was that paparazzi i wouldnt want that tape to get out of me whimpering and saying this guys chasing me. And if he's so scared why didnt he just turn off the camera?

Not that ANYONES reading this but the paparazzi are basically what feeds US parasites... we are on this site for celeb gossip... where do we get the gossip and petty pics? The pnotogs... so as much as I think they go too far, we feed them, and think of how much furthur other bussiness men go to make their bucks. So if you are gona complain about a camra man be prepaired to bitch about everyone who pay people who make your cloths and pick your fruit... or be hypicrytical, thats fine too.

Dourdan's obviously lost the plot, but how many fucking times did that camera guy say "like"?

If I'd been there, I would have, like, slugged him one, like just, like, for that, like, alone.

I don't know who's the bigger asshole.

I live in L.A. and the shit that the paparazzi get away with is crap. Think of it from the celebrities point of view. You have someone stalk you every minute of your life, taking naked pictures of you when it is your private time. Waiting for you when you leave dinner with friends. It gets old I'm sure. I would kick their ass too.

As atrocious as your spelling is, I agree entirely with 103. As much as I think the pap is a bunch of douche bags, it's a job and we provide the market for it. If we weren't here reading or others weren't tuning in to E!, they wouldn't be doing it.

Still, this particular cameraman is a douchebag liar-fuck. He was making it all up. No one wanted to help him because there was obviously no danger. Gary whoever was out of line initially by obviously using force, but I don't think he was chasing him at all. So weird, so sad...(shakes head)

tmz deserved it. they're just a bunch of assholes with cameras!

shit, i would have done worse. stupid fucktard cameramen.

see, i have no sympathy for the paps-they're always going too far, and this time they got shoved right back, which they sorely needed. if they would back the fuck off when told, this wouldn't have happened.

Great! All celebrities should declare war to these fucking paparazzi!
I'd also hit anybody in my face taking pictures all the fucking time.

Mr. Dourdan is a "STRONZO" (in Italian asshole) with his shity music...and bad manners!
http://www.lucianobove.blogspot.com

OK, Foxy Dourdan was wrong to beat up the dude, but it's poetic justice; now the pappo knows what it feels like to be hounded and pursued to the point of hysteria.

But overall, these celebs got into the business knowing "the business" y'know?

Stop acting like you didn't know you'd be pursued by photogs already!

Where is the ACTUAL proof that he hit and chased that guy??? You don't see squat on that video, just a pap walkin' around lying that his camera is broken, which btw isn't true! I think he's just drunk or something. Man, talkin' about a hallucination.

why is it that when someone follows a paparazzi around in a car, he's a "freak" and "an asshole" and "should be shot", but when a paparazzi follows around a celebrity, taking photos of them when they don't want to be photographed, or stalking them, or going through their garbage - they're just doing their job?

fuck the paparazzi. those scumbag losers should all be punched in the head and chased around. they're parasites. each and every one of them.

Honestly, that was like the most ridiculous thing i ever heard. I really don't feel bad for him. Now he knows what its like to get chased by someone. And not of anything, there is absolutley no proof that he was even being chased, you can't see a goddamn thing.

I don't understand what this paparazzo is complaining about. All this could have been avoided had he just TURNED OFF THE CAMERA, as he was asked to do repeatedly. Even later on when things escalated, he could have just turned off the camera and I'm positive this Gary D. character would have left him alone. Besides, paparazzi jump onto the hoods of celeb's cars, push people out of the way, stalk people relentlessly...frankly this dude is just getting a taste of his own medicine. TMZ is a joke.

That's pretty aggressive behavior for a guy where 95% OF AMERICA HAS NO IDEA WHO HE IS?!!?!?!?

What a loser.

Quite honestly the paparazzi guy deserved what he got. And what is all that crap he's talking while in the cab? He's completely acting and sounds like a right loser. What an idiot.

That was one hell of a show. I wish the camera caught more visuals. I'm dying to know the ending now. Why do people fear these hollywood punks? Their roles are larger than life and that's it. The paparazzi has a job to do. If these celebs don't like it then they're in the wrong line of work. Sometimes the paparazzi is the only thing that keeps the career's of these over paid hollywood assholes alive.

The phtog on the recieving end was about 5' 9 and 150 pounds. Thats the only reason this douchebag got all tough. Regardless of wether he was a pap or not thats the only reason this pussy got all agro, cause the other guy was smaller. Then he has to run and get his buddies, in typical black guy fashion. There is nothing better in the world the kicking in the teeth of a cowardly bully like this peice of shit. God I wish that cameraman was me.

Hi ! I read clebrity blogs and look at all the pretty pictures but I think the people who take those pictures are parasites and should all be beaten. This of course makes me a hypocritical asshole ! I'm just to fucking stupid to know it!

Um... if I were Gary Dourdan I'd be thanking my lucky stars that any paparazzi would want to take a picture of me.

Let's see... supporting actor on a very popular tv drama whose main stars get most coverage, with no other significant roles to boot, and little to no press coverage whatsoever.

IDIOT.

His publicist must be drinking himself to death today.

All the idiot paparazzi deserve it. Good thing he kept the camera on the entire time so he can get the story - dipshit.

I'm sorry - where exactly is this so-called footage of Gary Dourdon attacking and/or chasing the photog?? All I see is some D-list actor asking not to be filmed, then a lot of girlish screaming/paranoia set to blurry images of absolutely nothing.
Is this Gary Dourdan guy a complete douche? Probably.
Is this TMZ guy a total ass-hat whose full of shit? Definitely.

Gosh, a celebrity relentlessly pursuing a paparazzo? Sounds fair to me.

LIke you have never had a bad day? So, he freaked out. So what.

Who cares? It's the papparrazzi. They're subhuman.

just turn the f-ing camera off man. one other thing; get a real job bitch.

the papparazi deserves it!!!! Gary asked them to turn it off and the jag off didnt listen. He should have kicked their ass. I am glad he broke the camera. Now the papparazi is whining like a baby!!! they need to get REAL JOBS

Now I finally know what the hot black dude on CSI's name is, and I watch the show!

He's just eye candy anyway, he should be glad anyone knows who he is. I don't care about the paps getting chased, but I don't want to get killed on the road because of this turds problems. Recklessly endangering others is not OK.

I can't wait until he's on the Surreal Life sucking up to Gary Coleman.

Hey guys wheres Al Sharpton on this one?
OH WAIT its a black man chasing a white guy, who cares then right?

He should date Britney

Those that think this story is true ARE GULLIBLE DUMBASSES

People are so easily lead.

One, the other camera man apologizes to Gary and says "it's the photographers FIRST DAY ON THE JOB. But the idiot keeps rolling, to the point where Gary's talking to his friend and he's ALL IN THEIR CONVERSATION WITH THE CAMERA. After Gary told him to SHUT THE CAMERA OFF.

Gary still keeps his cool, he goes into the club for a minute. The camera man's starts VIDEOTAPING HIS BIKE. He comes out the club the cameraman POINTS THE CAMERA BACK IN HIS FACE.

Just a case of an UNEXPERIENCED, OVERZEALOUS NEW JACK TRYING TO PROVE HIMSELF, AND GOT HIS BUTT KICKED ON THE FIRST DAY OF WORK. HA HA HA.

This IDIOT is the type to FALL TO THE GROUND IF YOU TAPE HIM-------DRAMATIC RETARD.

If you don't give me respect I will hunt down every one of you animals and sodomize you until are out of tears to cry.

Methinks someone has a bit of a problem with his masculinty because he sits in make up all day having his brows plucked. I've seen guys who act like this all my life. All insecure about their small dicks so always causing shit. Your not fooling anyone Gary. I can smell the fag on you from here.

once again, who the fuck IS gary dourdan? lolz

Is the guy going to file charges against this a**hole??!

Blair Witch Project!
I'm......so......scared.....It's ......coming.....after......me. Make.....a.....left.....here......He's.......still....coming.... Oh...No....No....No....No....
What a crock......

I LOVE RICK...THE PAPS ARE MEAN. LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE IS MY HERO. GARY I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

dude, if I pick that
job,,,then
my azz needz to
deal with what
cumz with the job♥

This is BS, the paparazzi guy claims that his camera is busted but he has 20mins of recording? Whatever. If it is true, then its funny as hell. The paparazzi like to stalk celebrities but if the tables are turned, they can't take it? What a Lame ass.

I fucking hate this guy. He's not even famous and he's acting like the paprazzi are actually a problem for him. His arrogance would be hilarious if not for his sick violent nature. What a freak. What goes around comes around and he'll get his.

I love the paparazzi, without them celebrities would be able to just live their selfish, greedy, disgusting, ego maniac lives without consequences. Paparazzi is KARMA for celebs. They bring it on themselves. If they lived in normal house with a little dignity and weren't so effin self indulgent and greedy no one would give a fuck and being an actor, athlete or musician would just be another job out there. I have pity for celebs. They sold their souls for something as worthless and vapid as fame. The pap is a reminder for them that we own their shitty little asses, they may make more money but they are our court jesters, our little birds in cages and we have one thing they will never have the most valuable thing on earth; FREEDOM.

Fuck you celebs we own your asses. The public made you and they will unmake you. This whole paparazzi boom is only the begining society is clearly getting SO sick of celebs and their bullshit. The tables will turn completely one day.

*I have NO pity for celebs.

HAHAHA, fucking crybaby photog... Running around crying about he's being chased, but you never see anything on camera. Just like TMZ trying to make a story out of nothing.

Guy got what he deserved. I went to TMZ just to see the reaction on that site and the 3rd grader photog is getting roasted over there.


*sniff, sniff* *runs away* "like, like, like, like, like... please help me, like, like, like..."

i'd be pissed if i had a camera in my face all of the time, but that being said, Gary was wrong in this case. oh well. he's rich, he's gorgeous.

I'm no fan of stalker-photogs either, but it's sometimes easy to forget that they only exist because their shit pays $$$. They serve two masters - celebritites who crave publicity, and the seemingly insatiable public who feed on "star" news. I don't feel sorry for these guys/gals, since they have to know that their career choice will not bring them the Nobel, let alone people's sympathy. But afterall, what would hysterically funny sites like this one do w/out guys in bushes trying to get nasty shots of Paris or Lindsay?

Paparazzi beatings rule!

i love the paparazzi (how cud u hate them wen their braveness and complete lack of shame, self-respect n lowlifeness is the reason we get to view all these fantastic pix) altho il admit i also luv it wen a celeb lashes out on them evry once in a while cos it cud b annoying having a person photographing ur ass wen ur having 1 of those days wen ur just NOT IN THE MOOD

paps dont make actors famous, neither do these sites. Theyre work, theyre acting, thats what makes them famous. These sites are publicity but really dont have as much sway as you think. Bottom Line Paps are annoying, Celebrities arent all after the spotlite,, some are just doin their jobs which happen to lead them to fame and stalkin people pisses people off... They deserve to get their asses kicked daily,, its a occupational hazard

What attack??? We never even heard when Guy supposedly broke his camera or saw the car chase. Bunch of bullshit. Sounds & looks staged to me. Must have been a slow night.

i did think he was nice lookin but now i just think twat. hope the guy presses charges on the dick. it wasnt even like he was being harrassed. sad, so sad.

People chasing movie stars should get a real job. The jerk with the camera had it coming. Too bad all Gary broke was his camera@!

That is, by far, the stupidest video I have ever seen in the history of stupid videos. I think I heard "Dude, like..." 4,000,000 times. "Dude, like, like someone is trying to like kill me." Ok dude, well I guess we'll have to like, take your word for it. Loser.

Wow, are there no intelligent people that read this crap. To beat someone up or assault someone is to cause bodily harm. The pictures on x17.com shows Gary with his hands on the camera ONLY NOT THE PAP. If he had punched and threw him to the ground and slammed his head as it has been speculated why don't the picture's reflect that. For you bigots who refer to his race as a cause for his behaviour, you are more of an asshole than you think he is. If the weak ass PAP had walked away this would have been avoided. Gary asked him twice to stop filming him, and obviously from the footage he continued. He deserved to get his ass spanked like the little bitch he was acting.

That s a good one, the guy said that he was chased by Gary's entourage but we can t see shit. You dont even hear a car honking, it s like the guy is running on the street, period, saying that he s chased but damn at no point you can see a car following him, or somebody calling him from a car. He s just pissed cause GD broke his camera. And don t say he was just standing there doin nothing when GD jumped on him....pleeeeaaaassse give us a break! At no point GD jumped on him, he just asked him twice to stop filming, and yes when u ask an dumbass to stop bothering you and he can't get it, you have to find an other way to make him understand. This guy just has to feel lucky that he didn't get kicked. Those paparazzi can be smart....sometimes...but it s a good idea. clap! clap!

I've always like GD, so even w/out seeing the video (tech probs) I'd tend to go with his version that he asked the guy to get out of his way, and the Pap "blew the thing up to get a story out of it." If it was as bad as TMZ makes it out there'd be charges filed, or at least more than...well, nothing.

as to #149 (the stars are stars because of the "theyre" [sic] work) - I don't give the "paps" any more credit than Louis B. Mayer gave Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons, or than syndicators give shows like Entertainment Tonight, Inside Edition, the Insider, and coming soon "TMZonTV." To believe that actors would enjoy the international celebrity they do solely on the basis of their talent and WITHOUT the Star-Maker Machinery (thanks, Joni M.) is at the least naive. They may SAY that all they want to do is ACT without the hassles of stardom, but if that were the case they'd stay in their hometowns like East Humpville doing regional repertory and Neil Simon Dinner Theater. Actors go to Hollywood (and NYC) to be discovered. Hide not your lights under bushels, babies.

Have to agree #149 but if it weren't for the paps, we'd have to send our own photos in and make fun of each other. None of us would ever survive Wally, not even you.

Thats what he gets for jumping all inside somebody's personal space. He's lucky the camera was the only thing that got broken.

Fukin paparazzi..suck my left nut

P.S. All you people out there that hate this guy after seeing this? you can suck my left nut too.

P.P.S. that is so not attempted murder or assault or anything. maybe...maybe for pushing him to teh ground...if that realy happened of course

I hope he kicks his ass....
follow me around with a camera I'd do the same thing
get a real job you pussy

Ex- FUCKING -Scuse Me?


Why dont you get you camera out of peoples fucking face.

You harass people in their personal moments and you have the audacity to insult them when they resort to defending themselves?

If I catch any of YOU ASSHOLES on the street bothering people while I am trying to enjoy an evening out, I am going to take your camera and shove it up your ass.
Take that picture you scum suckers....

You fucking pussy.
What? your momma forgot to tell you that people dont want your fucking camera in their face?

Did you not realize this is what you get for fucking with people?

And then You try to go to police? what? Sounds like blackmail.

Take your hits or get out of other peoples lives.

Better yet, kill yourself.

怎么 还骂人呢? 好象看懂了点 不过我很喜欢Gary Dourdan

Fuck this douche. if he can't handle his mild fame without hitting someone he needs to do radio. if this guy tried that shit with me i'd be in jail. and his jeans are too tight, fukin queer

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