Jul 30 2007Faith Hill doesn't like other women grabbing her husband's balls

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and, i don't care

You know, I was wondering what happeded to that cricket Faith Hill. I'm sure hubby enjoyed it just a tiny bit.

Hell, since that lady grabbed his balls, I should go grab her pussy, then finger it. And of course after that, lick that nice pussy juice off my finger.

Faith Hill is who I was talking about of course.

You call that a scolding? She said "my friend". The least she could've done is dropkick the fan. And then some more. For good measure, you know.

wtf the video isnt working for me....can you say conspiracy?

I wanna dip my balls in it!

"You know D?"

"D who?"

"Deez nuts!"

Prude! Lighten up, Faith!

By the way everybody....SJTLQ has had her baby. I pray that the child is able to locate an attorney who understands Baby and can apply for emancipated minor status as soon as possible. And it's tail really isn't that noticable.

Schwetty Balls

Don't talk shit about Louisiana. That's where I live. Faith Hill isn't even from Louisiana. That stupid bitch is from Mississippi. Talk shit about them.

Good for her

@ #7 - LOUIE! When Faith Hill dies, you can pilgrimage to her grave and dip your balls in it, lmao.

Sadly, Louisiana is not the only place you'd have to tell women not to grab other women's husband's crotches (wow, that's a lot of possessiveness in one sentence), but people from Louisiana really should be used to being called stupid and backwards by now. People from Oklahoma are. Hell, it's in our state motto now. Lemons into lemonade, people.

Just think bitch... what he does when youre not around.

:)

I am from Louisiana (been here all my life) and people are like this sadly. Not all of course, you can't generalize a group of people but I think things like this happen more here than other places. But louisiana is a culture of partying and lewdness in public (look at new orleans). This doesnt excuse anything but this is just how people are and we think its ok to do these kind of things. It could happen anywhere in the US, not just here.

I like how she kept on dancing and trying to work into the song. She'll have a new hit single in a couple months called "Dont grab Tim McGraw's balls"

She looks and sounds like she's on coke.

What is wrong with people that you've even got to tell them that it isn't ok to grab someone's crotch? Is this where millions of years of evolution has gotten us? What a waste of time.

maybe if she paid attention to her husband's balls, other women would not have to do it. i'm sure Tim did not like the MUCH NEEDED attention to his balls... sure... yea....

faith hill is a classy woman. I'm surprised she even said 'balls', but I think she stood up for herself very well. I'm sure that louisiana hick felt ridiculous- reminded her what a sleazy bag she was when coming up against a country superstar.

Finally, a story we can trust (ball-grabbing in Louisiana).

The Jessica Alba story is obvious bs, released to counter the earlier true account that made her look like an ice-bitch, which she is.

And the Paris story is too good to be true. Grandpa's money popped her from jail until the DA and judge forced her back, and then he threw a party for her when she got out. Sure, maybe he's giving a lot of money to charity, but he'll take care of his granddaughter. There's not a chance he's actually "appalled" by her behavior, that's not they way the filthy rich think. He's probably still pissed at the DA and the judge, and figuring out how to get revenge. He's much more likely to destroy the two of them than to disown Paris.

#17 - Agree; it was kind of creepy how she kept swaying her body, and sort-of singing while telling the bimbo off.

That is funniest thing I have read all day! LOL

What I can I say I couldn't help myself! But FYI it was very disappointing!! Imagine cupping 2 grapes. 2 seedless grapees!!!

I was born in Lafayette, and have tried to escape my White Trash Roots my whole life! Louisiana is like a fucking third world country, and you know it Katie (#11)! I seriously don't know if it is years of inbreeding or eating polluted "seafood" like snakes, turtles, gators...you'd better hope to hell that you don't fall into a water hazard on the golf course, because somebody will eat you!!!

I'm sure the skank that grabbed his crotch meant it in the sense of "Hey, I just love your music, man!" I wished Faith would've been a little ballsier herself and had security escort her out of the building. And Tim, be a man and tell her off yourself! Letting your wife do the dirty work?! Come on!

inbred toxic waste listen to that kind of music anyway

#17...cracking me up!

While Faith was scolding that lady, where was Tim McGraw?

Where else? holding to the fresh memory of his nuts getting fondled while jerking furiously in the dressing room's bathroom. I mean, even if Faith rode him that night to reassure her territory, the dude must be still on "masturbation watch" or "white alert" because of what happened.

love it. good for you faith!

They were in Dallas last night, and Faith didn't mind when I sucked Tim little cock. In fact, she watched the whole thing and enjoyed watching me drink every drop. Yummy

LOL, good for her...that's pretty funny....I like that she said balls lol

I miss Faith Hill and Shania Twain, I'd much rather see those hot chicks than Britney or Paris.

Seriously, with those pants as tight as Tim's, it's a miracle that lady tore the whole package off.

Alas, it was long over due to happen, have you seen Tim McGraw's publicity pictures, he is visually marketed to the ladies (and gay men, why not) as boy toy.

Too bad the cut off the new song, "Someone scapped my husband's scrotum tonite" Faith's new dance hit.

His balls , his balls, his sweaty crudy balls. She cupped them and she rubbed them, his balls, his balls.

To the beat yall.

Everybody knows that in Louisiana, when you tweak a stranger's junk, it's polite to make a loud "honk" or "aa-oo-gah" sound. When seated for dinner, it's considered polite to just go "meep-meep". Faith was correct in addressing this faux pas.

hey, #11, ya dumbass. learn to read. they didn't say anything about Faith Hill being from Louisiana. They said that she was performing in Louisiana. And by the way, Louisiana people are a "special" breed of people....you should know that, being from that you are one

#26--Just because you're white trash from Lafayette, it doesn't mean that everyone from Louisiana is. Try going to New Orleans and its suburbs like Metairie, where everyone is civilized, doesn't inbreed and doesn't eat polluted snakes, turtles or alligators.

oh yeah she really showed her. pffft. that was the lamest shit i ever saw.

That's the risk you take when you marry a celebrity, honey. People want his balls, and some women will do anything to grab them. If you can't handle it, and think that he might get off a little too much from it, then the problem isn't with the other women, it's with your relationship.

Excuse me, just because Britney Spears is from Louisiana does not mean people should categorize all Louisianans to be stupid and trashy. Also, just because someone in Lafayette decided to be slutty and grab Tim McGraw’s balls does not mean that we are all that way. Although Lafayette tends to be the cheesiest place in Louisiana, it doesn’t surprise me that someone from there did this. I am from New Orleans and regardless of what stuck up Northerner’s think about the South, not everyone is an ignorant trash ball. Yes, New Orleans is known for its partying, no I have never flashed anyone on Bourbon Street or done any of the so-called things that girls do in New Orleans. Last time I checked, all the sluts you see on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras flashing 9 out of 10 of them are tourist that believe that is what you are suppose to do because you are in New Orleans. Do not talk shit about Louisiana if you are not from here. Yes, there are these types of people, but they have those types of people every where. When we live in a society that has become so obsessed with sex, drugs, and celebrities people are going to become ignorant and girls are going to become immoral sluts, especially since their role models are Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Last time I checked, the biggest sluts in Hollywood aren’t from Louisiana.

Faith needs to grow a pair of ovaries.

well said #37

Yeah, come to think of it, this is a country song that writes itself. "Them Balls Are Mine" or something like that.

Bozo - greatness. I prefer "ah-ooh-gah" myself.

And I also concur with Dan Rather, I doubt old man Hilton will put Paris out on the street (as much as we would all enjoy seeing that). He's probably already bought whoever's going to be running against the DA in the next election.

Texas Tranny - thanks for that mental picture. Does he say "Yee-haw!" at the appropriate moment?

I'm sure she would have liked to pound the bitch that did it, but she probably couldn't punch thru a paper bag with those stick-arms.

I was born and raised in Lafayette, LA and I'm not gonna apologize for the actions of some woman, whom could have driven here from Texas or Mississippi, but it does no good for people like you you # 26, whom perpetuate the stereotype that we are all uneducated, inbred rednecks living in a 3rd world country and we must all eat eat snakes, turtles, and gators.

Oh wow, Kristen in # 40 - I have managed to travel to Louisiana for work many times and had to stay in both Lafayette & New Orleans . It would totally make sense that Britney's hometown is closer to New Orleans because on top of NOLA being a nasty, smelly cesspool of trash and filth - I have never met so many trashy 'local girl' skanks with no manners, as I did in New Orleans. In Lafayette, I found that town to be clean and filled with some of the friendliest people I have ever met in my life.

Take it from me - an outsider. The crazy chick in Lafayette who offended Ms. Hill, probably drove in from New Orleans!!!

Rachel,
Let's see you prob did what most tourists do and locate yourself in the heart of the city and traveled on Bourbon Street. Of course you are going to go into a disgusting part of the city. Hmm...I wonder how a entire block filled with bars and tourist can get dirty? How about go to the suburbs of New Orleans such as Metairie and Harahan, where most of the family-oriented people live. Also, it says a lot about yourself if you found Laffayette clean and not cheesy. Also, New Orleans and Laffayette are not the only cities in the state of Louisiana. Try going to Baton Rouge or other cities in the state and say that it is dirty and trashy. You do not know what you are talking about.

Any never once in my previous comment did i claim that New Orleans is a clean city, it never has been and it is even worse now since we did have a hurricane basically destroy our city. So, say what you will about it being dirty because I'm not going to argue with you. I don't live in the city, I live in the surrounding areas so say what you will

Faith Hill is an ice bitch. Did you see her reaction when they announced Carrie Underwood as the winner for some country awards thing? She was pissed. Dumb bitch.

Quit assuming you actually know me and what I did in New Orleans Kristen. I stayed with a co-workers family in Metarie and another in Marrero- so don't just assume I met all these 'locals' on Bourbon.

I have also worked in Baton Rouge, Minden, Shreveport and Lake Charles. Lake Charles is pretty bad, but New Orleans takes the cake - so don't assume. I wonder what parts of Lafayette YOU visited - I wonder if it's the 'cheesy' tourists spots that New Orleans most definitely is full of?

I've only been to Laffayette twice. Once for a concert for a local Baton Rouge band that is big at LSU and once to visit a friend that went to school at ULL. That was my fair share of Laffayette, and this person is from Laffayette, not New Orleans. And of course when you stay with co-workers that live on the Westbank, you are going to have a WONDERFUL time. The westbank is def the place to find classy people in Louisiana. Apparently you should choose better people to stay with if you had such a miserable time, because I havent had anyone from out of town complain when they come in. Get over youself. No one is sitting here talking shit about where you were born and raised, so keep your comments to yourself.

God I would love to cornhole that bitch!

hahahahah oh big fucking deal..
one grab

Well I was born in Baton Rouge, and I have lived in Louisiana all my life, and you two need to stop waisting your time fighting about who did what in Louisiana. The stuff that is written on here is meant to be sarcastic, and is meant to be taken as a joke. The Louisiana joke was directed mainly towards Britney Spears in case you didn't catch on, and try not to take everything so personal.

What the hell is she worried about? He's gay.....

She needs to worry about all rough, tough cowboys wearing big hats and high heels.

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At least the people in Louisiana are classy enough not to make their livings dishing out trashy celebrity gossip.

And for the record: Britney Spears may have been born in Louisiana, but she was raised in several schools & cities outside the area (In case you were unaware, they don't film the Mickey Mouse club here, dingus), and she did not become the actual trashball she is now until she moved from Louisiana to Hollywood. Generally speaking, most people here are way too poor to afford the kind of drugs & pills she undoubtedly uses to induce such a crazed state. (AND, if they are that rich, they don't spend it on drugs -- they go to the casino and drink themselves into happy oblivion, DUH!)

As for the Tim McGraw concert: Hello? It's a TIM MCGRAW concert. The woman who grabbed his balls grabbed them because she is a redneck, not because she's a redneck who just so happens to be from Louisiana. You can find rednecks EVERYWHERE in this country -- not JUST the South, either.

I get that the intention of this blog is rough-and-tumble humor ("har-dee-har, you MIGHT be a redneck if you grab Tim McG's bawlz!") but forgive me if I don't find jokes at the expense of a state with residents that are severely crippled by centuries-old political corruption & two very recent, powerful storms very funny. Way to kick people while they are down; It's one thing to do that to the overprivelidged antics of Lindsay Lohan, but another to do that to a lot of innocent people who are continually denied help they severely need because of stereotypes like this.

And as for Rachel: If you're too uptight to appreciate New Orleans, in all of it's decaying, (if inarguably dirty) beauty & history, and have decided to judge all of the female residents as "local skanks" in one fell swoop, I think it's best you stay in whatever drab, undoubtedly mediocre middle-American town it is that you come from, anyway.

You know, that fan had some...um, balls...to be grabbing Tim's balls. Don't tell me they didn't even get the women kicked out of the concert and arrested or something. The should have had one of their security guards take her out and grab her by the puss.

NUMBER 56 PERFECTLY SAID!!!!

58--How could you tell what #56 said...........I tuned out at "And for the record:" Great suffering Christ, people...you ain't Karl Marx...don't be posting your manifestos.

I agree completely with #37 and #40. I'm from the northern part of Louisiana and have failed to lower myself to the sleaziness that you say we are characterized by. And actually, Tim is from Louisiana himself. Faith was right to stick up for her husband, if it was me, I would too. I love this website and always get a kick out of the funny postings--but this, is unacceptable. Don't stereotype a state from a few people's antics. Thank you.

It's a small injustice when you use the fact that New Orleans was hit by a storm to justify calling a part of your own state 'cheesy'. I'm sure you are proud of New Orleans and I appreciate that city's wealth of architecture and heritage. I'm a lifelong resident of Lafayette and someone whom experienced Hurricane's Andrew, Lilly, and Rita hit my hometown and leave devestation and death - but I'm not gonna use it as a justification of why I think Lafayette is better than any other city.

However, I'm sure all the badmouthing of my hometown is in jest and that these people don't think that 49 other states have their fair share of white trash....

I didn't use the hurricane to justify calling Laffayette cheesy I used it in saying that although it was dirty before it's even worse now that there is a hurricane. Also, i realize it was quit hypocritical of me to get offended by someone else saying stuff about my hometown when i stated my opinion of Laffy. Sorry about that. But i do agree with everything else you said.

Why shouldn't the fan grab his balls? Tim and Faith don't need 'em!

56. Classy Princess - July 30, 2007 4:02 PM

You need to RELAX. You are READING and POSTING to this site, aren't you? So you like this bullshiz just as much as we do... regardless of where you live.

Calm the F*CK down and laugh with the rest of us.

I understand the feeling of always having women putting their hand on my junk. I feel your pain Timmy. Of course it's normally because I get too close to them on the subway and they punch me in the stones so I guess it's not entirely the same.

http://www.sithomeandrot.com

I didn't catch that, but good call on Classy Princess. The next best thing to defending your hometown by calling some other part of your state cheesy, Kristen - is dissing gossip sites and people whom make a living from them, with a post on a gossip site you are obviously familiar enough to post on.....freakin hypocrite

#3 - and then drink her douche water, right?
#32 - agreed. At least they have some talent.

Tim McGraw = Brokeback

Aw...I'm from Lafayette, LA!! How exciting/disturbing that we get this kind of coverage. By the way, also at this concert, while Tim McGraw was down with the fans someone actually stole a ring from off his finger.

#26- its called poverty

40, Kristen. Don't confuse "stuck up" with "educated". There's a reason why the North won. The Southerners were too busy fucking their sisters.

I am truly offended by this verbal bashing of Louisiana. I am a proud lifetime resident of New Orleans and although we have our share of white trash, it is not for someone, who has probably never stepped foot on Louisiana soil, to label the entire population as so. For example, Britney Spears' own hometown is completely disgusted with her and even removed their billboard stating that she lived there. I consider myself and many of my fellow Louisiana residents to be perfectly civilized individuals and nowhere near the likes of Ms. Spears. And keep this in mind, it is you tourists who come to New Orleans, act like animals, and give us our horrible reputation.
And on a side note, we are tired of Katrina being brought up. It's over. Move on. We know our government sucks. Our governor is pathetic. Oh well. The end.

Bozo, post #35 - LMFAO.

LAST SUCKERS!!!

W... T... F... XD

Though I would totally do as #3 does AND drink the douche water too!

David Beckham needs to learn some manners! Don't go grabbing my husbands balls, ya bloody limey!

What a cooze.

To everyone discussing the wonders and beauty of the south please shut up. You sound like old men fighting over who has the best smelling farts. The South stinks......period.

I guess she took Tim's balls out of her purse for the night and let him wear them. Shut up you coked out cunt! Be glad someone cares enough about your husband to grab his junk!!

First off, I'd like to know how any fan was able to reach high enough up to grab Tim McGraw's balls? That must have been a feat, unless he was sitting on the edge of the stage or something, and even then, it'd be difficult.

Secondly, I can't imagine he didn't like it, but he looked like a total ass stomping away like a little girl and letting his idiot wife tell off the fan.

I found Faith Hill abhorrent already, but this just adds to it. What a moron.

wait, Tim has balls? "Those balls weren't made for Grabbin'" or "One Stroke over the Line"? and yeah the way she kept swaying? Creepy!

Dang y'all lil' ol' thang gropin on m' testementals y'all gon' round fistfull o' danglers durn dang women's lib thang thar.

Faith has the face of an angel...but I just get the feeling that she's a major fricken bitch behind the scenes (...as we got a taste of when she lost some award to, who was it, Carrie Underwear?). Not to say that I wouldn't crack some bitches forehead wide open if they grabbed my man's sack. Hell yeah.

i love when people from the south try to better than the other southern states.
the eat nutria, it is a rat. enough said.

When someone like Beyonce, Akon, or any other black musician is featured on this site, people always talk about bad music, and why would anyone go to their concert. But when it’s a white musician the commenter’s don’t criticize their music, so it’s a double standard, if that happened at a Ciara concert people would have found all types of racist remarks to make like

“they are black what do you expect??? That’s what black people do” or “who would go to an akon concert??”

The double standard is so obvious on this site its embarrassing

aw, this is no place for that kinda talk...

it doesn't matter where we're from, or what we think; all that matters is that we can all see the white trash crack whore hobos in our favorite celebrities....

let's all come together and trash celebrities in pieces...in peace. :D

Yes , I believe I detect a LITTLE penis envy.
Shucks-darn
Faith could really use some three way action..

To Faith:
Bitch ...if U R gonna let your ugly huzband go on stage..then deal...
I don' know who would want to grab hiz ugly crotch..I hate country zingerz..

Rachel,
Would you shutup already I already admitted that what I said about Laffayette was hypocritcal so you just look like an idiot. Thanks. Bye.

I agree with #80 and #86

I also have to add. I am surprised she used the term "balls" and not crotch. To stumble over "somebody else's- somebody's husbands balls" was apparent she was furious.
However, I still find the dancing and swaying while verbally reprimanding the fan confirmed that she if a little off.

Does Tim actually have balls, considering he did run away while his wife took control?

OMG, Faith going all "I'm gonna give you a detention, missy" on the grabby fan is the funniest thing I've seen all day. She's lucky someone didn't reach up and grab one of her boobs for good measure.

only in America. lol

Tim is a country superstar, but he's still a wimpy puss.

The crotch grabber has been identified as David Beckham.

"Lafayette 'till I die! And Lafayette 'till I die! As well I am and sure I am, it's Lafayette 'till I die! M.S.E! M.S.E! M-S-E!!!"

Get over it. So what? Horn ball Tim McGraw fan. Big deal. It's not what part of Louisiana is better, more civilized, or more educated...
There's strong, smart people here... with tons of pride, tradition, and heritage.

New Orleans gets murdered by tourists and Lafayette is a college town.

Batta-bing-batta-boom.

Drop it, kids.

#12 Exactly Right. I sure would want my women to stand up for me also. as I would not want another man touching my womens private part's. good for you also #12. Kind of women I would want

who would wanna grab tim mcgraws balls, though?

i'd tap dr. phil mcgraw before i went to him. blech.

Rachel -

Don't be sore 'cause I pegged you for exactly what you are (e.g. uptight & boring).

Jrzmommy -

I'm sorry you hate to read.

Eye Rolling -

No worries, dahlin'. I'm as relaxed as they come. ;)

Faith Hill was right. You don't go around grabbing someone else crotch. Even if he is Tim McGraw. That wasn't classy and certainly not necessary!

I cant believe most of the comments posted on this site.For all the nasty things that have been said about Tim and Faith and the south.I wonder what you heros would have done in her case, maybe she had the good sense to keep the show going rather than start a riot.Good on you faith.I am not from the u.s.a and glad of it.

Thanks for your positivie feedback FART FACE?

Hear our the lyrics to my most and least favorite song.

SMELLY NELLY FUR TACO ALL UP IN MY STEREO?

I FLACKA FLACKA FLACKA FLOW!

PEOPLE BETTER LAY LOW BECAUSE MISSY LESBIAN SAY SO>?

NO

Maybe they should have put a sign on the door, like "Shoes and Shirt Required", except it says, "Don't go grabbin' somebody else's -- somebody's husband's balls", so it will help people remember.