Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are married

not frist

she looks like she weighs around 80 lbs.

its like the face of a grown woman planted on top of a 13 yr old girl.

not like

First Tony Parker won the NBA championship, and then he married Eva Longoria. So he's pretty much back to zero.

Not first, but a very low number!!

The dress is too long. And what kind of funky fabric is it made of ? it looks like patato bag fabric.

Marriaged!

www.veryliberating.com

This is very interesting.....NOT! haha. Totally psyched ya out, man!

Why is the person in pic 6 using a chanel bag as a purse?

Boring

Let just hope this post wouldn't result in a french people bashing.

Who fucking cares? It's not like it's going to last any longer than any other bullshit celebrity marriage. Especially cine he's a big douchebag, she's a crazy slut, and they're both on minute 12 of their 15 minutes of fame. It's pretty much already over.

Back when she was giving all those interviews, she said Tony loved it when she slid a finger into his butt right as he came, with him yelling out "AND ONE!"

Tony Parker is a millionaire NBA star in his twenties, and he just got married. He must be an unbelievable dullard.

#8:

she's just trying to make sure everyone knows she's eva's friend. not her POOR friend. and she looks pissed. i would be too if my legs were that white.

erm...he was the MVP of the NBA finals this year (when his team won the championship), so I don't think his time in the spotlight is up quite yet...

OHMYGOD I just pissed myself with excitement. The only thing that could make this more exciting to me is if I knew who either of these fuckfaces were or if I cared to find out.

Tony looks absolutely amazing next to his blushing bride.

this outfit should be on the worst dressed list. It's disgusting.

All the French papers carried analyses of what might be wrong with her hairless underarms.

she must of promised him to get implants and to let him have anal sex

Tony Parker, aka TP, aka Toilet Paper is a Total Pussy. Fuck him, fuck the Spurs, and fuck his little lawn gnome of a makeup dependent wife/whore. I hope she sneezes during sex and clenches his dick off and he bleeds to death over the course of six excruciating months. That is all.

Wow, she just oozes class, doesn't she. I mean, I know this was just the civil ceremony and all, but seriously, who thinks it's a good idea to go to something like that wearing porn star heels and a skirt that barely covers anything?! If she wants to walk around like that 99% of the time, that's fine. But for your friggin wedding, put on something a little nicer, would ya?!?

Oh, and not that I was looking too closely for him, but why doesn't it appear that her husband is any of these pics with him?! I dunno if there were before or after, but either way, shouldn't they be seen together in at least one of these pics, given that they just got married and all?!?

Hey... it's the "Flat Chested Little Leg Show"

Why hasn't anybody noticed that Tony Parker is not in any of these pictures??? Wake up, people!

Tim. King of stupid pointless observations. Uh, duh, wake up people! dur durt dur.

Are these stills from a Degree antiperspirant commercial?

OOPS--she's the bride? mea culpa....I gave her my empty drink glass....I just assumed she was the maid.

Holy shit Tony Parker married a lawn gnome!!!!!

Poor Tony. He could be nailing a different hot young chick every night. Forget that, it could be 2 or 3 or 10 of them every night. Instead he marries a screechy pushy old lady. The only explanation is that he must have had a skinny angry mom who spanked him every time he woke up with morning wood. You don't ever recover from that

Any chance they will stay in France? Any? Please?

Yea, she MUST take it up the pooper... it's the only explanation.

This skank is going to milk this ceremony for all it's worth. We haven't heard the last of it, this is just the beginning. I give it a year, tops.

#30--your name....that's fucking great.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE her shoes. I guess that makes me a porn star!!!

amazing what makeup can do....she is still a little boy in a wig though

I spy with my little eye BRIDEZILLA!!!! There and there and there and there and there....

Here's what wedding day will be like:

"NO, NO, NO, I said I wanted all the guests to wear FLAT SHOES ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"OMIGOD Why is Jessica Alba here?... GET HER OUT!"

DELETE "MARRIED" AND SWAP IN "DEAD" AND BERN WOULD BE QUITE THE HAPPY CAMPER.

Wow she got married in hooker shoes? tastefully done - NOT.

Um, its a civil union not a wedding. Its the custom in many countries to have the civil union one day and the wedding another.

This is like the equal to obtaining your marriage license in the USA.

you know this attention junkie is going to have a much bigger dress than that

why do people think she's hot? she looks more like a monkey than mariah carey. she is boney, and her "smile" is scary.

"Um, its a civil union not a wedding. Its the custom in many countries to have the civil union one day and the wedding another."

Fuck you and your fuckin "facts"! If it's about another country, we don't care and it doesn't matter. We'll make fun of whatever version of the story works best for us.

USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

In french, we can "vive la mariée!!"
her dress is Chanel ...

Florence, from Paris ;)

Why did they put a little boy in a dress? I didn't bother to actually read the article.

#41. That was obnoxious, yet fucking hilarious (my favorite combination). That was my first LOL of the day. Thanks I needed that.

It's Kelly Ripa's body on Eva's head. Ripa looks like a little boy too, and she thinks she looks good. What a joke.

is that eva longoria??

Ahhh.. Paris.... Which reminds me... Try this...

Go to Google. enter this... "french military victories" and press I'M Feeling Lucky....

France is drafting a proposal for a full surrender to Tony as we speak.... He is Le Gargantuan.... Wee wee...

Um...WHO THE FUCK CARES??!!! Is that stupid housewives show even on the air anymore? Once its gone, she's history; just another trophy wife (and not much of a trophy at that).

Ugly dress.

zhe iz the ugliezt
little boy that I have
ever zeen☻♦
Her marriage will lazt
about 3 dayz☻↓↓zhez a
run out the backdoor Ho☻↓♦♣

Why do these Americans always come and get married in Europe? Christ the US is a big feckin country - stay there and get married there for Chrissakes leave Europe out of it why doesn't she get married in Mexico or wherever not Paris.

48... small enough to fit in the trophy case in his home though....

At 47: That is BRILLIANT!

They look genuinly happy.
Their marriage looks real enough to last at least 6 months. good for them

52...lol,good one

#43 Elizabeth Hurley really started a trend with the boy-in-girl's-clothing idea. Oh Wait! - that was TexasTranny. Does anyone know who started the trend for midgets to look even shorter by wearing elevator shoes? Was it Tom Cruise?

TCLTC

Congratulations Tony, you have many years of shopping and misery ahead of you.

I have no idea who these people are.

How come ye to be so wise, oh Tim?

So when do they consumate the marriage? Tonight or wait until tomorrow? It's not as if they didn't try it before they buy it. She just got 2 mosquito bites on her chest. She calls them tits. Tony will never experienced a Hawaiian Muscle F*ck off Eva.

She looks great...like a doll.

Thank god, can we stop hearing about these assholes now?

Thank god, can we stop hearing about these assholes now?

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Ever Longwhoreia has never met a camera that she would'nt stop to pose for or jam up her oozing twat. Tony Parkherhere wishes he could do just that but he never will. A match made in Hollywood heaven. It should last less than a year! See you both on the meat market soon beeyaachs!

Damn her fashion sense is for shit. Nothing she put on goes together. Including that necklace, that is some hideous shit.

She often has this problem...she just hasn't a clue about what goes.

do you think they invited Paris?

i'm supposed to care about this? people get married every day..

The Most Ugly Couple
award goez to theze
2 ugly, nobodyz.
and no one carez
what they do☻

even her armpits are perfect

I don't think she's hot...
Her skin looks wrinkly and old.

She's cute, but not hot, and she's insane. I would get pretty sick of her after about a day.

I dont see them staying together forever, just my views.

i don't believe in marriage .. too expensive ... and lawyers afterward .. ugh ... might as well just sign a couple of documents, leave your sperm in a cup outside her door a couple burlap sacks full of money and your self esteem burning in a brown paper bag next to the money

Celebrities are so full of themselves. Who the eff really cares what she does?

*snorts* I can imagine her being blown away by someone coughing.
"Oh look, there goes Eva." wheeeeee...

Who cares? She's ugly and boring.

Kamihi => In this case, probably because Tony Parker is French, and Vaux-le-Vicomte is beautiful.

Thank Jesis that she is finally married and no longer spreading her legs for free in premarital sex. It is still sad that she will have to find out the hard way what God does to people who marry lesser races.

Blessings,
Roberta Shugs

chanel dress, i know, but they make alos NICE dresses and they do no combine them with shoes from the sex-shop.
but hey, i hope her bridal dress will be better... there is a chance.
@79: shut the fuck up.

#79=dickface:
God made all the racez,
azzhole and lovez them
all. People like U R the
only onez who have problemz
with interracial marriagez,
fuckface..go back to your 3rd.
world country where men don't
let their women drive, work,
wear bikiniz, etc. and I hope
they all cut you and your azzdick
friendz of yourz, U dezerve it.

p.s. and yea, there are 3rd. world
country people that moved here and
run a gaz ztation, and they have
adapted well. he'll they have no
problem ztaring at me and my friendz
when we get gaz there, grow up or go
back to the ztoneage and live, fucker☻☻

Must be like fucking a sack of hammers.

she didn't get married in that dress.
she changed before the ceremony.

You know it's funny, I never really read the comments on any of the articles aside from Paris/Britney/Lindsay so I always assumed that for the most part you people had some class and were just bashing the 3 of them because they're well...trashy. But now that I see this, I realize that for the most part the posters on this site are just jealous, vindictive individuals. I mean really? You're talking shit about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker? Um... why? Look yourselves in the mirror and ask yourself what the fuck is the matter with you?

#84=Get the fuck off
the zite if U can't
fuckin handle it...thiz
place iz only for ztrong
people who can handle hate...

'I tried to learn some French from a Parisian woman once, but whenever she was around me all she could say were pleasurable moans'.Genius again and a real classic!

(86)I agree,this is quite amusing.

Mom ... Mmmooooommmm ... I lost my bBUzz and now I can't find my Woody .... MMMoooommm?

Cute chanel, but jeez Eva can't Tony afford a whole dress for you? And nice they are getting married after she totally dissed his "bedroom skills"...if that aint love then I dont know what is

p.s. I love the lady in the trench coat's face...she looks like she's gonna pop open a bottle of advil at the site of Eva...lol

damn rat bird ass mexican Pretty lame

@81 I bet you're one of God's "literal" people, aintcha? *rolls eyes*

Her husband will be another OJ. He plays nice guy while dating her but then beats her when they get married.

79 => You seriously need to go out sometime.

#92=I'll bet your one
of Zatanz pretend
Republicanz, aren't U?

Izn't it funny how MAN
created CHURCH, all in
the name of controlling
politicz on brainwazhed
people who are zo ztupid,
that they'll vote for anyone
az long az itz Republican..
what a bunch of azzdickz☻

she could've chosen a better dress. It looks like one I bought at Winners

whore shoes. bad taste.
her legs look like two used toothpicks.

Hideous...delusional... Eva is about as sexy as an Olsen twin. Cover up that pathetic puny body. She looks like a ferret dressed in a babydoll outfit. Her second husband (there will be more marriages) is a big retard, especially since he would not insist on a pre-nup.

I've never seen a woman with so much stamina and endurance. She must have held up that arm and her gob open for at least 3 hours while they took photos. Good on her, nothing like press attention at the most important day of your life, i mean its not like you know them right????

I wonder if we will stop hearing about her now that they are married. Spurs won and no one even cared..lol. Im sorry but I cant help wonder that TP could have had much hotter and younger women than Eva(she is not even a 4 on my list)..and yet he chose her....I dont see this lasting very long..or at the very least when he meets the much prettier and better class girl he should have married he will kick himself.

#47

Mind you, it's true that American military victories are unforgettable :
Korea
Vietnam
Irak ?

Eva is really beautiful, and i cant wait to see pictures of her in her wedding dress. Her wedding is in France too, sounds like a dream wedding come dream.