Jul 18 2007David Beckham is totally inappropriate

THEIR BOTH JUST NASTY!

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DAM I WAS FIRST...COOL!!

fail.

not first

He's covering up her vageeeen so the cameras don't snipe it

#6: you're right, and we should thank him for it. Endlessly

not first

#6 is right and thank allah that he is. Who wants to see that THING's vajaja?

COVERING UP HER COO COO SO IT'S NOT EXPOSED LIKE B SPEARS, LINDSAY HOHAN, AND PARIS

he wants some cottage cheese dip

She's fingering herself too ...
=O Maybe he put the instructions on his hands , coz she's soo dumb that she doesn't knows how to finger herself ...
Poor Fake-Boob >.<

She got pregnant again and he's trying to pull the fetus out, saying "I have no more space for new tattoos". Old fashioned british abortion, you know.

#6 is right.David knows the media loves them some beaver shots!!!! I think it is so sweet that he has so much love and respect for Victoria he is protecting her. God i need me a guy like him so very few.Good lookin out David.I think they are a lovely couple and i hope they rub off on some of our American peeps.

why is his hair white?

Don't they know that the crotch shot is a staple in the Hollywood Celebrities these days

"I think it is so sweet that he has so much love and respect for Victoria he is protecting her"

Wouldn't it be easier (read: smarter) to just wear underwear?!

#13

atleast she could wear a thong , if that's the truth

It just looks like he is trying to cover her up. Or like she is trying to hand him something from her purse without the cameras seeing.

# 1 I fcking agree with you =)

@13- That's pathetic.

At least she has some modesty and is trying to get out of the car with elp so she doesn't have her cootchie hanging out all over the place, unlike some other celebrities...Lohan, Spears, Hilton...she has some decency about her. Even if she isn't wearing underwear or is wearing them , it is nice to see her husband is a gentleman and helps her so she doesn't flash anything!

#13- WHAT?!?!?!?

Are you retarded or what? prolly if ur a woman u´ve never been fingered or don´t even know where ur cooch is!! and if ur a man maybe u don´t know where the vagina is! he´s obviously just covering her so she won´t make a britney

He had a little piece of food stuck in his teeth and grabbed for the nearest toothpick.

That was your "pinky" sticking out Fish? Seriously--I jest. Thanks for some man meat even if it is the back of Beckham's head and not his sweet sweet ass! I am somewhat satiated now.

hay gaiz i wuz actuely telin her pussy 2 tlk 2 da hand cus my faec aren't lisenen hehe <;o

And Posh is now an official member of the No Panty Coalition. Give her a Visa-she's ready to work.

He wants tartar sauce with his fish n chips

He lost his nail file so he's just using the old wifes bones.

#28: Tangy! Poon-tangy!

Um, did she need her batteries replaced or something?

Thank you David Beckham from saving us from the horror that is your wife's nether regions. It's like keeping Pandora's box closed.

She eats almost nothing, so about once a month she produces a small, dried out, compacted, leathery stool. Pretty much it looks like a piece of beef jerky. She needs help pulling it out and they never know when it's going to be produced.

Easy gossip queens of the world. It simply looks like they are trying to remove something on her leg. You may have gone a bit overboard on this one to try to make a story. Get off your couch, jog around the block, drop 20 lbs, date a girl for the first time, and quit being retarded.

#34: you may be right. The convo went a little something like this:

Posh: "See!? It jumped...there it is! Get IT!!!!!!"

Becks: "Looks like a bitty crab, innit?"

#13 Did you read what you wrote before you sent it? Perhaps you need to go back to 5th grade to learn about punctuation and sentence structure...

And I do my run at 5:30 am each and every day, so I'm good.

Sorry guys.iknow im retarted.

Why doesn't he just divorce her? He can so so much better

I laugh at anything in which the word "monocle" is used. I'm that easy. Also "Sasquatch."

My penis can bench 500lbs...

David is trying to keep the cooter from escaping from its home. That's true love folks.

she would have to have an awfully saggy vag for him to be fingering her in these photos.

He can't divorce her now. It's too hard too find a good beard these days.

DBLTC.

go away #34.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

#35 lol

Paint-covered children are running into my house-goodbye, cruel fishies!

#48 what?

yeah he was protecting her privates.

What a gentleman.

Perhaps instead of a monocle and top hat, Fish should try a Shriner's fez and a smoking jacket. Nothing screams sex like a smoking jacket, fez, and a glass of Cognac by the fireplace.

THIS is entertainment?

hes preventing a britney moment

Hey Dumbfuck! I enjoy calling you that #45 because that is the quality of your comment.

signed,
7th grade school yard bully

I think he's trying to prevent photogs from taking pictures of her privates. He's her husband, lay-off.

OK here's my two takes on this (pick one).

I think she must be way older than him and he's smitten with the older-woman syndrome and can't get enough of her crusty hootchie.

OR

He knows she's not wearing any "knickers," he knows the cameras are flashing and he has his hand there for when she spreads her nasty coozie legs to get out ot the car, in essence covering up her would-be shame.

Any voters?

nah pretty sure he's just tucking in her very obviously fatty thighs.

Either way......ewwwwww!

Mrs T., you are sooooooo funny. You're my new favorite flavor.

Or maybe he is hiding her penis. Between the UK and Australia, they are tied for most Drag Queens on the planet.

Jamal, you may have something there.....(hmmm)

34 "Get off your couch, jog around the block, drop 20 lbs, date a girl for the first time, and quit being retarded."

Straight outta a fatties mouth. hahahaha!!

For the record... He's covering up her va jj from the cameras so she doesn't get a panty shot like B Spears or Paris. Granted this is a probably not the best photograph of her, but at least they didn't catch her "knickers".

he's trying to cover up her cock.. duh.

He should've just taken off his shirt, and gave it to her to hold it over herself while she got out of the car. That will accomplish two things. We get to see beckham shirtless, and we don't get to see Posh's vagina. After she gets out of the car, he can put his shirt back on. That scenario is a better than seeing his hand up her skirt.

Wow. I just did a twenty minute marathon paint removal. You see, there were literally three paint-covered kids running through the door. And they are mine. And I just put a stunning Tibetan antique rug in the hall. It was either tackle them before they got to the rug, drag all three back outside and hose them down or put them up for adoption.

So, where are we? Crabby Posh and her tartar sauce discharge?

In my next life... please let me be David Beckham's finger. Please!

Come on people that's just how you help a woman out of the car in England. Grab a handfull and pull.

She has a dick!Everything on her body is fake.

lol @ #57.
i bet you're like 5'3" and weigh a good 250lbs.

victoria beckham is a lot of things (pretentious cunt, being one of them) but fat doesn't not make the list.

mmmm alien poontang.....

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I hate this story. Oh, did I just call it a story? I mean I hate this stupid stupid hit it over the head with a hammer unstory thing.

a crotch shot even with underwear on isn't classy, so i'd say it was a smooth move on their part to avoid that.

if you guys knew anything you would know he done that to block the cameras from getting a crotch shot.

try crossing your legs.

I agree with #1 too except that THEY'RE both nasty. "Their both nasty" doesn't mean anything in English, unless you're referring to both 'their' nasties.

In which case I'm puking cuz they're nasty and both of their nasties are nasty.

PS He's got a huge fucking bald spot on the back of his head. GROSS!! I bet his ball sacs have more hair on them.

Its more like a caption contest than a story, and #35 wins by far. Here's my go at it:

Becks: Whoopsy love, you've got leakage goin on again

Posh: Oh sod off and cover me britches

@74. So I see you just got here and didn't bother reading anything. Brilliant!

PS: "he done that" is beautiful grammer.

I prefer he done did that.

are you all that gullible? hes not fingering her

wow. she could have covered herself up at home.
and its good that they didn't get her vageen. that would make headlines, it would be like a shriveled up, brown prune.

#56--I believe it is a crotch block. He is good at blocking balls--he plays soccer you know! #60--LOL

This isn't a story.

They both seem pretty cool.

Looks to me like she's just wearing a short skirt, so he was just making sure it was tucked down enough to cover her while she's getting in the car. That's actually pretty decent of both of them.

When are these two walking hazmat containers finally going to do us a favor and go all "Sid & Nancy" on each other?

And, is their being here in the America Britain's belated retaliation for the Revolution?

I think that's very gentlemanly of him.

#81 We know he's jerking Victoria off.

No, I think Holland prob has the largest per capita concentration of drag queens. All their women are fucking 12' tall with size 46 feet, so it's hard to differentiate the queens from the true genetic XXs. =( You can only tell which is which because the queens are more effeminate. =X

Also, judging by David Beckham's attire, he finally landed that sweet starring role in DENNIS THE MENACE: THE METH YEARS.

Boy, wait until Katie Holmes sees this! Why do you THINK she is getting to be such close friends with Posh?! To get close to a real man!!! You'll NEVER see Tom's hand between Kaite's legs.

You know...now that i look at them again...they are making me hot! Now I'm going to have to fantasize that he is doing me in a limo. Great. I didn't really have the extra 2.5 minutes in my schedule to be the master of my domain, but I'll guess I'll have to bump the kids' story time today!

Americans as a Brit, I would just like to say that I'm sorry for Victoria Bekham, deeply sorry. You do realise that she'll never be out of your tabloids now? Ever!

he's protecting his wife from the low life ratzi's trying to get a cheap shot !!

good on ya becks !!

That didn't take as long as I thought! ha ha!

No, really....if he was getting her off....would they NOT NOTICE the flash bulbs going off? Or, maybe they have strobe lights in their bedroom, and are just used to it.

can't you guys tell?? her custom Christian Louboutin platform stilettos were just too high & one of her veins was about to burst from the pressure brought on by the altitude & chemical reaction/I'm guessing she ingested human food at dinner? you just can't mix that w/ the already present viscous coolant! the poor thing, trying to appear like one of us... Becks was just trying to hold in that angry throbbing vein, and as she sits the pressure will be relieved... that's all she's made up of, of course- skin, hair, sinew, silicone & veins... and lots & lots of makeup & hair product... >:) [I wrote this at the 'other' site, but I felt it my duty to educate the 'uniformed'] ha! kidding....

Yes, he's tucking her penis back into her pretty panties. He doesn't want the world to know he sucks dick and takes it up the ass.

the evidence is here @ http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1119288121

listed under ANGRY SPICE !!

:-)

Well ...seems he is being a gentleman for her lacking ability to be a 'lady'..

Anyways... saying "fingering"?..Isn't that a lil over the top for a story?

#91
Do you mean we are stuck looking at her pig fetus face for all of time? She reminds me of the poor little piggie crammed into the glass jar full of formaldehyde that was in my 10th grade biology class. We cut that fucker to pieces.

Bern, your boob shot today is hilarious.

It also makes me a little nervous.

Perhaps he lost his keys? God knows what could get lost in there.

He's getting a scratch n' sniff for later!

there is totally another angle of her getting out of the car, where you can see EVERYTING

its fucked.

check it

www.going.com/space1026

#76

bald spot??!!
don't be so moronic. delicious davidpeckme is gorgeous. end of story.

bet that vag looks all kinda nasty after spitting out 3 mini beckhams.

I'm pretty sure he did that because he didn't want Victoria to have one of those moments.

there is totally another angle of her getting out of the car, where you can see EVERYTING

its fucked.

check it

CUNT.

David Beckham is a fairy. He probably hurt his pinky and she's helping make it feel better.

geez people... get your minds out of the gutter. he's helping her in the car and is covering her crotch area so photogs don't get a shot of it.

geez people... get your minds out of the gutter. he's helping her in the car and is covering her crotch area so photogs don't get a shot of it.

I LOVE THE BECKHAMS. i think they are todays hottest and long lasting couple. i hope with all the american press they will never separate!

oh cmon guys be mature, he probably just dropped a nickel.

Are you kidding? He is just blocking the Paparazzis shot attempt at Vickys goal box...

Clearly her Vag just grabbed his wallet and he's wrestling with it to get his cash back.

naw, he's just tuckin her lips back in

Yeh, I say he's just trying to cover her up so the paps don't get a, ah...pap shot.

He's cockblocking, people.

don't they go for vag shots in england?

even if he is just covering her up from the paparazzi, am I the only one that thinks that's still totally wierd??!!? This is not normal behavior, I actually hope these two are highly coked (or any other drug) up all the time, because then at least there is a reason.
That being said, what the hell is he doing with her? He really sold himself short with her.

yeah, i really think that's cool that he's covering her up so she doesn't show up with her vag on the tabloids, but i mean, why can't these celebs wear thongs? It's barely there, and it stops cameras from getting pix of your vag. Whats the big deal??

David rules <3

He's just covering her private area so the paps dont take a picture of it like they do with every other celebrity!

Give him Tom Bradys job, for one game. Hell, the sissy couldn't take one hit in the NFL; he'd be out with career ending injuries and a concussion.

You call that fairy an athlete?

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

it's grammar nor grammer - FOOL

They called their first kid "Brooklyn" after the place he was conceived, so what will they call their next kid: Mulholland Beckham... Beverly Beckham... South Central Beckham..?

What's David Beckham doing here? A:instead of the pinky up during teatime he's exercising the
all the way pinky down variant.B:He's looking for his creditcard on the regular place.C:He's telling her how sexy her legs/broomsticks are.

it looks like he was trying to prevent a britney-lindsay-paris moment.

Oh, please. He's just trying to cover her crotch so that you pervy paps can't get a shot at it! I think it's sweet! He's a GENTLEMAN, something we need more of here in the US. A hot gentleman is even better and he is all that. He can put his hand on my crotch any time he wants! That man is a god!

#13, you're a sick MF. Get some help.

How stupid can you people be. They're looking at something on her leg. Get a fu*cking life

How stupid can you people be. They're looking at something on her leg. Get a fu*cking life

she probably is wearing underwear. that doesnt mean he wants his wife's undies all over the media.

I agree with #127. In fact, I think this is going to become the new "open the door" or "stand when a lady enters the room".
And I want all the ladies to know that I too, am a GENTLEMAN, and I am available to cover your private parts with my hand 24-7.

asshola, he is protecting her from media idiots like you!

anyone with half a brain would know what he was trying to do.. but I guess you don't even have that half-brain needed =)

P.D. Although I do love most of your others posts.

ATTENTION! If you were offended by this post, you need to meet our dear friend, Sarcasm.......wait, he said he's met you already and that you're a waste of his precious time.

The way this site works is as follows: A photograph of a celebrity is posted. Underneath said photo, the Mysterious Fish places a caption. This caption is almost always utter bullshit. It is supposed to be funny. It is not really and truly describing what is happening in the photo.

If you don't comprehend this set-up, maybe leave and come back next summer. Ninth grade is a big year-you'll probably learn about irony.

92, it's okay. you want paris hilton as a trade?

according to the european tabloids, he is infact covering her up to not expose what shouldn't be seen. Even though i thoroughly enjoy reading the stuff on this site, that was not a fair insult.

swede, definitely agree. she has good legs, and probably a good something else hence the him not wanting other people to see it. Which is why Hilton and Lohan don't really care to protect there's. Just a thought

134, your right. the captions are usually bullshit but mostly somewhat true.but usually the fish is funny. so it kind of threw me off. oh well

Gentlemanly would be to have a wife that doesn't wear stuff so slutty that you have to put your hand on your womans snatch so others can't see it. I don't think he deserves knighthood for this incident.

Two guys touching each other....how sweet ....it's good to be openly geh. Back in the day, these two would be publicly lynched.

Ah, zoltan, you're my kind of man! The rest of you pay attention, we women put out for gentlemen! It's a huge turn on.

I don't think that's her husband. The guy is wearing a Red Valet Jacket. Her own husband is too busy with his assistant to bother with her, and who wants a bag of bones and a clump of hair. She's just hitting on the Valet. What a shank! Go back across the pond you greedy little shit.

he's just stopping Dinky, the one-eyed-clit-monster, from escaping.

"He lost his nail file so he's just using the old wifes bones."

# 30! LMAO!!

Victoria is having an affair, David is not as old like that guy in the picture. Now that you met Perez Victoria, please do us a favour and tell us who the Superficial guy is whenever u meet him.

Posh doesn't go out without any knickers on, she's already stated many times that she finds the idea rather odd.

Of course how the photo was taken leaves it up to receive funny comments.

Though if anything Becks is probably helpin posh out with something on her leg, maybe she was complaining about a pain, or didn't want the razi to take pictures of her KNICKERS, not her bare vajajay. Just her knickers in general.

ok i think this whole thing is bullcrap, it looked like she was handing him something so maybe his hand was on her lap for something other than fingering her

For all you so concerned...if you look carefully she is holding something in her hand as well..a cell phone maybe? I think he is simply helping her cover up something that shouldnt be seen by photographers....like maybe a cell phone text or what not...

I love Pozh, but that
huzband of herz
iz an ugly fucker....

Her show waz good the
other nite,coz
hiz uglyazz wazn't in
it till the end.

I can only hope that one
of the three
earthquakez California
getz daily, zwallowz
hiz ugly face, but not
her or the kidz☻

hes trying to cover her meatball. After a few kids it stick to the seats. No one should see that, Thanks Dave.

@148 get fucked

150/

zoundz to me like U love
her huzband...too
fuckin bad your a dude...
U know U want hiz
cock in your mouth, fucker..
don't hate me coz
U can't have that zhit, lozer..

I knew a Chinese-English girl who dated Beckham when he was in his early 20s.

She was always a million times hotter than Posh.

wtf ?!!

#151 No, we'll just hate you because you're a moronic fucking asshole whose z-filled diarrhea posts are far more annoying than Britney Spears doing just about anything.

hey, number one hundred and fifty fucking one, mister 'krazi hot bum fucked', give yourself another stupid fucking smiley face and fuck off while you're doing it.

covering her up so she doesn't look like a hooker

Victoria looks like Frankestein! Look at her shoulder!

daretta was here

@ 79 - veggi - i'm going to assume your comment was misdirected, because it made absolutely no sense in relation to what i said.

Uh yeah, I get that he's sparing the world the sight of his wife's angular/bony bajingo but I'm certain there's a better way. Like,I don't know, standing in front of the car door while she makes her exit. Or better yet, couldn't she have placed her purse in her lap as opposed to her hubby's hand? Call me crazy, but that seems like the more likely plan of attack to thwart the paps from getting a vag shot.

Maybe he was protecting her from some assholes who love to get a good pic of her \/

I don't think he literally fingered her in public. He possibily protected her privacy from taking a picture of hers. He doesn't want her to be like Britney Spears or Lidnsey Lohan. So you can still say he's a gentleman for protecting his darling wife's V. :)

HAHA
thats it baby!
love u

To solve it all, why don't the hollywood hoochies wear some panties??? They know the cameras are on at all times.

Whatever he is doing, I wish he would do it to me.

Is David starting to go Bald on his crown?!!

Bald look is next!

LOOK CLOSELY FUCKIN' MORONS... his hands at her KNEES, NOT all in her business... people are so fucking stupid now a days, no wonder this worlds going to shit!

# 105 Victoria had c-sections with all her kids...she invented scheduled c-sections that's where "too posh to push" came from know your history numb nuts!
At least this is one celebrity couple that has some tact compared to the rest of glammed up trailer trash running around hollywood

ahhh, I think you are all wrong. It looks like she is hiding something and he is trying to take it. Just playing around. Why do you assume she has no undies on?

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.yay! agree with NUMBER 66!!!!!!!!

victoria's hot, stylish & she does have class

beckhams gorgous. & so sweet:). none of the other la chicks seem to have guys who would do that for them.

he's probably just trying to keep the paparazzi from getting a shot of her "knickers". i saw her show and she really isn't that bad of a person, she actually has a sense of humor. i used to hate her but she wasn't what i expected at all. superficial stop writing so much about her, its boring and mostly untrue like the last post of her supposedly having cellulite legs or whatever, it was obviously photoshopped. write about truly dum celebrities like paris hilton, lindsey lohan, britney spears and madonna. this site really isn't as funny as it used to be!

Gee, yeah, I mean, clearly he's fingering her or covering up her vagina, yeah, that's really logical.

Or maybe MAYBE they're getting their photos taken and it's making it hard to read a mobile phone or those damned blackberry things so he's shielding the screen from the flashes.

But fingering makes SO much more sense.

My guess - she's pulled a muscle in her thigh - that's why she's holding on to it. Maybe her hubby's just helping her to massage it - he should know about leg injuries...

wow, I totally thought she was being fondled by a valet before I read the caption...

no you idiots he is blocking the camera men from getting a nice little shot of her vagina. at least he is a gentleman and dosnt want the whole world to see what color his wifes panties are.

no you idiots he is blocking the camera men from getting a nice little shot of her vagina. at least he is a gentleman and dosnt want the whole world to see what color his wifes panties are.

David's hair turned white cause $cientology is removing his evil thetans. He found a thetan in the skank's twat so he was helping her remove it.

Hmmm I wish David Beckham would cover up my Va-Jay-Jay with his hands!

No, no that's where her on/off switch is. These modern day bionics have been developed ever since the film Stepford wives gave the inventer his big break and found funding for his project. Unfortunately, the Vicky prototype is a touch underdeveloped...never mind there are others that funtion better. Now perhaps you understand why Mr Becks had to have his jolly lollys elsewhere. Every now and then he feels the need of a real human to have sex with and by jove he finds it.

this story is shit! u are all jelaous of her!!!
kiss for victoriaXX

All you people need to get a life, you hate these celebrities sooo much that you can't stop talking about them? Correct me if I'm wrong, even though you're talking bad about them, you're still talking about them. Very sad. It seems the more you hate something, the more you need to have it in your life. Just something to chew on for all you chronic haters. Just ignore it, them. I stumbled on this site by accident and really couldn't believe how hypocritical you all are. IF YOU HATE THESE PEOPLE, why waste your breath even talking about them. WEIRDOS!!!!

Wow some of you people are so inconsiderate. Have any of you actually met him, I highly doubt it. He is such a nice person and so considerate of others. He is just making sure that those pervs who are so called " paparazti" don't get what they want. Get your head of of the gutter people! That is friking nasty! If that was you, I bet you wopuld do the same thing, the poparatzi is always trying to get shots like that, its so retarted and sick!

Don't judge before you actually meet someone!