Jul 27 2007Dakota Fanning might live in a cave

I'm not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she's only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I'm actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn't even think, I'd just throw my keys at her and run.
One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.
NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn't mean it to be. Oh God, she's in my closet isn't she? *Runs out of the room screaming*

I'm not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Dakota Fanning because she's only 13-years-old and honesty is only reserved for adults. Well that, and I'm actually a little scared of her. If it was dark and I saw her walking towards me on the street I wouldn't even think, I'd just throw my keys at her and run.
One more shot of Dakota Fanning after the jump.
NOTE: Was that mean? Was what I said mean? I didn't mean it to be. Oh God, she's in my closet isn't she? *Runs out of the room screaming*


Reader Comments
1. Freshlife - July 27, 2007 1:59 PM
First
2. KC - July 27, 2007 2:00 PM
My precious!
3. itsaugust - July 27, 2007 2:00 PM
OMG!!
4. Allyson - July 27, 2007 2:03 PM
I would be mortified to have paps taking my pic during my 'awkward phase'. Let her grow into her skin, geez. I'm sure whatever isn't working for her, she'll nip/tuck it!
5. Blue Light Special - July 27, 2007 2:05 PM
Looks like Ray Charles dressed her up today....
Gotta love that great tan too.
Poor thing...
6. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 2:06 PM
What that pasty face needs is thick salty gobs of my ropey semen
7. twin peaks - July 27, 2007 2:06 PM
She reminds me of a young Jodie Foster. (translation: great actress, but will never be something to look at.)
8. kerpupples - July 27, 2007 2:06 PM
LOL @#2.
Not sure why Virginia Madsen's escorting her, but she at least looks lovely.
9. adeliza - July 27, 2007 2:07 PM
WTF!!! She couldn't afford the kind of braces that you can't see?!?!?!?
Oh, and that scarf...
I had one of 'em in '79 when I was in the 7th grade!!!!!
Took my school picture with it on. I'm immortalized in the year book wearing it.
Yes, it looked like shit on me too.
10. jrzmommy - July 27, 2007 2:07 PM
She obviously has taken fashion tips from the Olsen twins.
11. jada - July 27, 2007 2:08 PM
in the first photo she looks like smeagol from Lord of the Rings---
12. Karen - July 27, 2007 2:08 PM
Oh give her a break. She doesn't look sick, believe it or not some people aren't born with a naturally golden tan.
It's too bad some other celebrities don't live in caves - maybe it'd improve their acting abilities.
13. Sal - July 27, 2007 2:08 PM
Virginia Madsen still seems to have healthy gums.
14. smegma - July 27, 2007 2:11 PM
She's had lots of pets - 5 cats, 3 dogs, hamsters, a rabbit. They're all in tiny pieces buried under an oak tree in her back yard.
15. silverdollar - July 27, 2007 2:13 PM
why is she wearing a sleeveless sweater, a scarf....and a tube top?
is she confused about what fucking season it is?
16. Gary - July 27, 2007 2:13 PM
Uh, yeah, sure, "awkward phase," whatever. 100 bucks says she never grows out of that Dawn-of-the-Dead forehead.
17. MALIBU'S MOST WANTED - July 27, 2007 2:14 PM
LINDSAY LOHAN #2
I HEARD DAKOTA DOES MADDDD COKE
18. Robert - July 27, 2007 2:14 PM
Wow she got big fast, last I saw her she was a munchkin,
19. Cindy - July 27, 2007 2:15 PM
I like Virginia Madsen. She's never seemed flustered about being such a fat shit.
20. sable - July 27, 2007 2:15 PM
i think she might be a junkie
21. wedgeone - July 27, 2007 2:16 PM
I'd love to pull that tube top down and suck on one of those budding titties.
22. D4P - July 27, 2007 2:17 PM
The only thing worse than adult "celebrities" is "child celebrities". What a scam.
23. jesus - July 27, 2007 2:17 PM
@ #9
You were alive in the '70s? Ewwwwww... gross.
24. theShizaan - July 27, 2007 2:17 PM
That's a huuuge noggin'... a veritable planetoid!
25. Hecubus - July 27, 2007 2:18 PM
That's a fucking strange hairline. She looks like someone's holding a photograph of a face in front of her head.
26. Adelle - July 27, 2007 2:19 PM
hi, today is my birthday... somebody wish me a happy birthday :/
27. woodhorse - July 27, 2007 2:19 PM
How is she going to grow into that windshield forehead? She has to have someone with her to keep her from tipping over.
28. kate - July 27, 2007 2:21 PM
happy b-day you sexy leo.
anyway, I think in a few years she'll be quite pretty.
29. willtherealvictorpleasestandup - July 27, 2007 2:21 PM
10, she does look like mary kate with that gettup. 50lbs of bangles & too many layers. all she's missing i a giant bag that's bigger than her.
9, why do you care so much that you can see her braces? jeesus.
30. gay4girls - July 27, 2007 2:21 PM
I'm looking forward to watching her rape scene in Hounddog. With my pants down.
31. Tracylove - July 27, 2007 2:21 PM
You're being pretty stupid- she looks beautiful, aside from the one where she's smiling. She's 13, give her a fucking break. It's obviously a bad shot of her.
32. lemon tree - July 27, 2007 2:23 PM
Another child actor destined for obscurity! It's so disappointing when they grow up to be freakishly ugly, isn't it??
33. dakota rory - July 27, 2007 2:24 PM
she looks like rory gilmore
34. lurker - July 27, 2007 2:26 PM
She's beautiful.
35. lesmurph - July 27, 2007 2:27 PM
She looks like the love child of Gollum and Kirsten Dunst.
36. jrzmommy - July 27, 2007 2:28 PM
You're being pretty stupid- she looks beautiful, aside from the one where she's smiling.....and the one where she's standing....and the one that she has eyes....and the one that she is in....
37. ana - July 27, 2007 2:31 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADELLE
38. liz - July 27, 2007 2:31 PM
check this out
http://www.fubonis.com/Dakota/index.html
39. Ann - July 27, 2007 2:31 PM
The worst part will be when she gets acne on her forehead. That will be A LOT of pus.
40. Adelle - July 27, 2007 2:33 PM
aww Kate, thank you for wishing me a happy b-day!
"sexy leo"
*blushes*
41. ZUG - July 27, 2007 2:35 PM
Um, she's a vampire, right?
42. Adelle - July 27, 2007 2:35 PM
awwwwwwwww Ana, thank you much!
thank you, thank you!
43. Chauncey Gardner - July 27, 2007 2:35 PM
"BOB... I WANT ALL MY... GARMONBOZIA...."
44. TS - July 27, 2007 2:36 PM
Yeahm Fresh, does it feel good to be first? State the obvious why don't you. You know, it you are actually first, and you instead opt to write something remotely interersting or funny, people will still know you're first. All without looking like dork. FYI
45. kacsing - July 27, 2007 2:37 PM
COME ON!!!! She's only 13 years old. Grow up and save the crude comments for people who are old enough to at least understand them. Why even post kids on this site with all of the morons that comment from their pants instead of their brain - oh wait. Nevermind.
46. jrzmommy - July 27, 2007 2:39 PM
Okay, #46...........Everyone.....direct all crude comments from your pants to kacsing.....they're old enough to understand them.
47. #1hater - July 27, 2007 2:41 PM
why is her head shaped like that...???
48. Tamponhead - July 27, 2007 2:42 PM
I wonder if she had her 1st period yet ? I suppose. That tampon would be worth a lot on EBAY
49. Dizzybenny - July 27, 2007 2:44 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 2:44 PM
Actually I agree with kacsing. I mean, I'd love to pop Dakota's anal cherry, but you don't see me saying that here, do you? She's just a kid.
51. adeliza - July 27, 2007 2:48 PM
#23...---yup, but not only that my little friend, I was alive in the "60's!!!
Ah yes, I was born in '67 the summer of love.
Does this make me the grand ma of the site???
Anyhoo......i've sure had lots of fun..... ;-)
52. Scott - July 27, 2007 2:49 PM
One time I was on a first date with a girl I had a crush on, and I commented from my pants when I thought she had gone into the other room. It wasn't my fault, green beans always have that effect for me. Anyway, she had u-turned and was standing right behind me. Her watery eyes told me the evening was lost.
53. Tazzzie - July 27, 2007 2:52 PM
ack, ye bad shower of shite. She is only a kid :(
54. jenny - July 27, 2007 2:55 PM
Adeliza, I like you.
55. UNCLE NED - July 27, 2007 3:03 PM
Sometimes the ugly ones grow up beautiful - it's just an awkward stage.
And is that her mother with her? If so, then it looks like Dakota should be OK.
Remember how cute the Olson twins once were? How'd they turn out?
56. GoGoGadget - July 27, 2007 3:05 PM
Wow, she's grown. Virginia Madsen looks great as usual. ('cept for the gummy smile)
As I looked at her as a child, I knew she'd grow up to look strange and gawky. Well, she's not really grown yet. That big-eyed Bambi look only works when you're a litle kid.
57. Shut Up! - July 27, 2007 3:09 PM
LOL @1...no, wait, no i don't, cuz that comment was just stupid.
58. Enquirer - July 27, 2007 3:09 PM
#17 MALIBU - IS that true, did you realllllly hear that?
59. Celebs Uncovered - July 27, 2007 3:09 PM
What happened? She used to be gorgeous.
60. Col - July 27, 2007 3:09 PM
Hi Dakota Olsen!
61. lambman - July 27, 2007 3:10 PM
She looks normal and happy for a 13-year-old. In my one brief encounter with her in person (she was 11 at the time) I was impressed at her her composure even when a 300 lbs 40-year-old professional autograph merchant yelled at her for not signing his 8 X 10 glossy.
#7 You don't think Jodie Foster is anything to look at? Did you see "Inside Man"? she's hot as hell in that
62. Ass Ketchup - July 27, 2007 3:10 PM
I like pokémon.
63. adeliza - July 27, 2007 3:12 PM
#55 Thanks Jenny! I needed that on a shitty Friday at work!
Cheers!
64. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 3:13 PM
What??? I can't stand Virginia Madsen, and I don't know why. Fanning, however...wait can't stand her either. Ever see that little spaz do an interview? She's freakin craaaaazy!!!!!
65. bun - July 27, 2007 3:16 PM
Ha ha! ! Hilarious. Now, brave blogger, post a picture of yourself at thirteen, with a mouthful of braces. Yeah, I thought so.
66. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:16 PM
Big deal! The kid is butt white and this is news how? WTC!!
67. vlad - July 27, 2007 3:17 PM
The parents ruined that poor exploited child.
68. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 3:19 PM
Yeah WTC!!!!
69. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:21 PM
Did you get into your e-mail? Did you see I have a new troll? WTC?
70. ana - July 27, 2007 3:28 PM
whats wrong with not being a sun worshiper? so shes pale? pale is beautiful too..and shes 13..seriously..shes just coming into her own. why not give her a break? everyone had their akward phase and this is it. she just needs to figure out what works for her and what doesnt. its a time for experimenting. and for all you pervy people. when i say experimenting i dont mean liket hat i mean like what works for her. not a sexual thing. geez.
71. MissPMS - July 27, 2007 3:28 PM
Its going to be fun watching her fuck up 5 years from now. The child stars ALWAYS have a Lohan-esque breakdown.
72. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 3:28 PM
No, I haven't yet, trying to get all this freaking work done cause I'm outta here at 1:00, and yep I saw that you got a new troll, the comment about popping her anus, right?
73. Dr. Scholl - July 27, 2007 3:30 PM
Her feet are enormous. I could make a fortune just from her shoes insoles alone.
74. jrzmommy - July 27, 2007 3:31 PM
Ah wuss bawn wiff big gums suh
75. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:32 PM
#73 - I agree, it's a time for her to experiment. Like, she could try to stroke my balls while sucking my cock. Or see what my cock tastes like straight out of her ass. Or see if she can keep her eyes open while I skeet all over her face. How will she know unless she tries?
76. Shut Up! - July 27, 2007 3:33 PM
@67, I was a fucking hot 13 year old! In fact, all the superficial posters were fucking hot 13 year olds, so we have every right to judge. just cuz you were an ugly kid, don't hate.
@72, you sound a little desperate...you've clearly come to the right place. now how about some pictures you huge dirty ho.
77. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 3:33 PM
Shut up Bite Me's troll!!!
78. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:35 PM
Yes and #78 Should I call the number on #72? It is for a good dirty time
79. Shallow Val - July 27, 2007 3:37 PM
#78 Way to keep it Suerficial. (pats Bite ME on back then choke holds him while grapping his balls, lovingly of course)
80. Shallow Val - July 27, 2007 3:38 PM
"grapping" - - you know what I mean
81. Rachael - July 27, 2007 3:40 PM
Oh no, she's starting to look like one oh the Olsen twins!
Someone get the coke away from her!
82. Christ on a Crotch - July 27, 2007 3:41 PM
sounds like some high schooler is mad at some cheerleader. (hey, BiteME call her)
83. Katie - July 27, 2007 3:46 PM
And people wonder why people who grow up in Hollywood end up like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Because ass trolls like you all take low blows when they are at their most vulnerable. Dakota looks fine. Sure, she has some jacked up teeth, but that is why she has the braces. And #9 - some people's teeth are too fucked up to wear invisalign. And her teeth were pretty jacked.
She looks adorable and beautiful - like a healthy 13 year old. All of you need to shut the hell up.
84. silverdollar - July 27, 2007 3:49 PM
i have to say though, even though she's pale as hell, she at least looks 13.
can't say the same for ali lohan, who already looks like she's 40.
85. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 3:50 PM
#81 - did you check out the new pictures on my site?
86. lapet - July 27, 2007 3:52 PM
My God. Back when I was a kid on the farm, if we ever found anything like that we would throw it in a burlap bag and toss it in the lake.
87. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:55 PM
No I can't get there from work. I will check it out when I get home. It is good???
88. Sally - July 27, 2007 3:55 PM
She looks adorable and beautiful. In a monster-y way.
89. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:57 PM
Part of the problem is her pasty skin tone. When I shove my cock down her throat and then pinch her nose, she'll pink up nicely
90. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 3:58 PM
Has anyone tried to call this huge HO? Is it some kind of rip off?
91. combustion8 - July 27, 2007 3:59 PM
Shes getting uglier by the minute... dunst has some competition.
92. gay4girls - July 27, 2007 4:01 PM
@30 Wow, you really nailed my persona perfectly. It's like watching myself, if I were a flea infested baboon with palsy and a vagina full of dijon mustard, only not as fresh smelling.
93. adeliza - July 27, 2007 4:04 PM
Would someone please call Samantha?
I don't want to call her, but I don't believe she is a Big Ho and I was wondering if this can be verified?
94. marty - July 27, 2007 4:05 PM
Ahh yes, she's breaking out the fivehead.
I wonder if she's caught any pubes on those braces yet. Kids grow up so fast these days...
95. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 4:06 PM
#97 - why are you asking? Don't you recognize your mom's phone number?
96. Valkyrie - July 27, 2007 4:08 PM
Has anyone called that FUCKING ANNOYING IDIOT Samantha yet? I won't do it from work.
It's probably someone with a police whistle waitin to blow it (hahaha I said Blow)
97. gay4girls - July 27, 2007 4:08 PM
@100 It's my mom, and yes, I'm afraid she is a huge ho. Adieu.
(@99 Is that better?)
98. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 4:09 PM
@103. That was not my troll, that was me. I would rather call you, but you never gave me you number.
99. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 4:09 PM
@103. That was not my troll, that was me. I would rather call you, but you never gave me your number.
100. gay4girls - July 27, 2007 4:10 PM
Ah FRIST!!!, you beat me. Sorry everyone.
101. wedgeone - July 27, 2007 4:10 PM
I called. She sounded pinched, bitter, neurotic, and annoying as hell. I think it was jrzmommy.
102. whosaidwhat - July 27, 2007 4:13 PM
So Samantha (#95 et. al.), you're from Grand Prairie, Texas, and you want us to call your Cingular Wireless cell phone. Very interesting, because I actually do happen to know a ho or two from Grand Prairie. Is that you?
103. Helena - July 27, 2007 4:13 PM
This fucking stupid website. What a boring post.
She's THIRTEEN. I guess her parents should spray her down with self-tanner, like fucking child pageant parents. Evan Rachel Wood, Naomi Watts, Cate Blanchett, and god knows how many other (gorgeous) celebrities...they're naturally pale. Look even paler if they have camera bulbs snapping at them, and if they have people jumping out of the bushes and snapping pictures at them from the moment they wake up/get to the set. I don't know about the rest of you, I look kinda pasty/pale when I've just woken up....not with rosy cheeks and bright eyes.
I'm not a fan of her, but I pity her....this whole "let's find younger and younger starlets, than slice them up for how they look" trend in Hollywood is remarkable.
104. twin peaks - July 27, 2007 4:15 PM
Good God. I leave for a little while, come back, and this Samantha poster is having a frickin' epileptic attack. Someone call her before she has an aneurysm.
Oh, and do us all a favour and let us know if she really is a big ho.
105. Bite Me! - July 27, 2007 4:17 PM
@109 Wedgeone, but was it a "Good Dirty Time"?
106. your name here - July 27, 2007 4:19 PM
I don't care that she's pasty. I care that in the second pic, that's probably the last thing you see before she plucks your eyeballs out with her fingernails and then pops them into her mouth. But maybe that's just a "phase" kids go through.
107. adeliza - July 27, 2007 4:22 PM
#105-
Thank you very much for clearing this up.
I wish her much success in the HO field, and I hope she gets a trillion calls.
Actually,
I couldn't give a shit, but didn't have anything else to say.
It's getting late in the day here.
108. Mike - July 27, 2007 4:22 PM
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT FOR A 13 YEAR OLD!
109. FRIST!!! - July 27, 2007 4:50 PM
I haven't posted anything since #80, my shitbag troll did.
110. Bemused - July 27, 2007 4:51 PM
I vote for a high-res close up of Virginia Madsen.
111. Shallow Val - July 27, 2007 4:52 PM
#113 - maybe she's a big mo.
112. Slappy san - July 27, 2007 4:56 PM
Besides needed a little sun and food....she looks normal to me.
113. Christine - July 27, 2007 5:15 PM
loads of money and she dresses like this and doesnt go tanning??....poor kiddo...wonderful actress, but cmon...get some meat on your bonestoo, 2 olsen twins are enough. Dont need a triplet.
114. wedgeone - July 27, 2007 5:19 PM
#21 & 109 - wow. Now I feel special. The trolling has come back around to me again. Just cause you got called to the carpet a couple posts back. The real JRZ knows that I wouldn't punk her out like that.
#53 - FINALLY! Something funny that isn't X-rated. thanks.
#114 - wouldn't know. Sounds to me like someone's "good dirty time" would be about eating boogers.
115. wedgeone - July 27, 2007 5:21 PM
Dakota needs to get away from "ghost white". And why does she look in the first picture like Robert Patrick is her dad?
116. Conky - July 27, 2007 5:28 PM
What's up with all these tards acting like this is a chatroom?
Anyway, that precocious little girl has blossomed into a fug.
Thanks
117. pervertedmoron - July 27, 2007 6:12 PM
she's at that age, the ugly lanky teenager, hope she gets boobs soon
118. *******krazihottkelli******* - July 27, 2007 6:13 PM
Dakota lookz like zhe belongz to the Addamz Family....zhe haz
the zame forehead that dad did on the original zhow.
what a freakin dogface...zomeone needz to tell
her to put hair down on her face & forehead
GROZZ...
119. stupidppl - July 27, 2007 6:54 PM
omg! what the fuck is wrong with you ppl?! that stupid person who said i want to pull her tube top down and suck thos tities.. you really should be in jail...
then again.. you prolly are iin jail...
and for the rest of you... its not easy being a 13 year old girl... i should know.. i am one!~
120. allk - July 27, 2007 6:57 PM
123!!
121. theredsnapper - July 27, 2007 7:10 PM
creepy .. reminds me of that ring movie.
122. das banane - July 27, 2007 7:16 PM
@76: LOL.
@122...get the fuck out! wow.
123. Danklin24 - July 27, 2007 7:35 PM
I guess im the only one that thinks she'll be cute when she's 18. Lay off her guys, shes a kid. Shes a pretty damn good actress too.
124. passerby - July 27, 2007 7:39 PM
shes a child you ignorant fucks.
125. George - July 27, 2007 8:03 PM
I still don't see how this picture shows her in a cave. Where's the cave, man. I feel like I've been had. THERE IS NO CAVE !!! THERE ARE NO PETROCLIFFS !!!! This is just the world's stupidest posting ever. What is happening to this site! This kid is boring.
126. threebabygirls - July 27, 2007 8:24 PM
And 50 years from now, when she looks like she's, at most, in her early 40s, she will be very thankful that she took care of her skin.
Melanoma is NOT something you want to get.
127. JJ Fad - July 27, 2007 8:32 PM
What's mean is what you named the jpeg!! Hahaha!!
128. bellewhore - July 27, 2007 8:52 PM
Kudos to JJ Fad for pointing that out to me.
And in the first picture she harbors an uncanny resemblance to the creepy guy from Lord of the Rings. His name escaped me until I saw the other comment saying the same thing.
129. 1MILFhunter - July 27, 2007 9:02 PM
I wish the aliens would've killed her in War of the Worlds. Whinney brat.
130. Anathema Dave - July 27, 2007 9:39 PM
Hahah! Look at all these comments about a 13-year-old ... doing nothing ... where Fish has nothing to say.
P.S. God, I love Virginia Madsen.
131. RJ - July 27, 2007 9:42 PM
Ya know what REALLY funny though, she's worth more $$$ than all of us put together...
132. Just Me - July 27, 2007 9:49 PM
is she seasonally confused?
133. sdfkj - July 27, 2007 10:01 PM
poor kid
that head is shaped like an I don't know what ... alien's head?
have you ever heard her be interviewed? she is socially retarded ... all over the place, laughing at inappropriate times and maniacally.
poor kid ... she makes me nauseousa
134. sdfkj - July 27, 2007 10:01 PM
poor kid
that head is shaped like an I don't know what ... alien's head?
have you ever heard her be interviewed? she is socially retarded ... all over the place, laughing at inappropriate times and maniacally.
poor kid ... she makes me nauseousa
135. caljenna66 - July 27, 2007 10:05 PM
#44 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she's a good young actress, but she is creepy to me.
136. Louise - July 27, 2007 10:13 PM
FYI, some actors need to watch they're skintone while filming movies so they're skin color doesn't change over the course of filming,
137. Lon Chaney - July 27, 2007 10:19 PM
How is Dakota Fanning NOT on the So Freaking Hot list on the right side of this page??? I mean, that pasty, pale body is SUCH a turn on...and those pre-teen breasts...they make me want to cream my pants excessively...
138. Bite me! - July 27, 2007 11:02 PM
#122 - Have you done anal yet? what do you think about the taste of semen? What's your email address?
139. Rodney - July 27, 2007 11:16 PM
uugh..so...white.
140. Luna - July 27, 2007 11:41 PM
"Her feet are enormous. I could make a fortune just from her shoes insoles alone." ha ha i was thinking that too
141. TheRage - July 27, 2007 11:56 PM
there are far too many comments on here for me to scan them all to be sure that what i am about to say hasn't been said 143 times already, so on that note... her teeth are really yellow for being so young! and she needs a damn tan. and her head is sort of shaped like an upside down egg, or maybe an alien head. she looks a lot like Gollum, come to think of it. and i hate to say it, but she has always creeped me out.
142. snapesworst - July 28, 2007 12:52 AM
She'll be fine eventually, really, i'm sure she wont be the best looking actress out there, but she won't be the worst either.
143. DROPPIN' LOADS!!!!!!!!!!!! - July 28, 2007 1:03 AM
This post isn't any stupider than most of the post here. You cannot deny the fact that regardless of age, THIS IS ONE FUGLY LOOKIN' HUMAN BEING!
And I mean that in a non sexual way.
144. Jolly Jumjuck - July 28, 2007 3:05 AM
That second shot reminds me of Chucky.
145. AmeriCanadian - July 28, 2007 3:41 AM
Pale is the new tan. (saw that on a tee shirt)
She's kinda weird looking, but how many people here were NOT weird looking at 13??? I had legs up to my neck at that age, myself. I looked like a fawn. (without the spots!!!)
You freaks posting about having sex with a 13 year old should go castrate yourselves right now!!!
146. hyped1 - July 28, 2007 3:54 AM
WOW!
147. Ju - July 28, 2007 4:43 AM
just when you thought Snow WHITE was the 'fairest' of them all ..
148. say it isn't so - July 28, 2007 6:32 AM
I hope she only looks this way for a part
149. Shanda - July 28, 2007 8:59 AM
'The awkward stage' looks about right, almost like she just finished a growth spurt. And maybe she's got that burn-blister-peel type complexion, so tanning isn't exactly the best option for the kid. If I didn't feel so lazy, I'd look her up and see if she's got anything new coming out.
But yeah. Lazy. :)
150. robyn - July 28, 2007 9:00 AM
i have to admit it is a pretty disturbing picture..but that's probably due to the fact that it wasn't taken on her most flattering moment. a bit of sun would do her good, and will make her appear to be more human.
151. gdaysunshine - July 28, 2007 10:52 AM
OMG, I laughed out loud from your title. This was the funniest post I've seen in a long time!!!
152. White/Black Boi - July 28, 2007 2:21 PM
She looks like a gremlin
153. Milandir - July 28, 2007 2:51 PM
Lets see:
Unguarded moment, no makeup, right as she hits that growth spurt... yeah, cause everyone looks great from 11-13
154. I hate people - July 28, 2007 3:43 PM
GAWD I hate that revolting Olsen twins, Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, Mischa Barton revolting messy mismatched style. It's disgusting, unflattering and pathetic. I don't know a single guy who like this messy, drapy, saggy, boho, hobo, tacky, bag lady, garage sale, hobo bullshit. It makes your skin look like it sags and hangs and it washes you out. The most toned person looks like an untoned pot smoking vegetarian in this hideous garb. Why do people like dressing like homeless mentally ill lunatics? I just don't get this look. Even that cutie Rachel Bilson dresses like this and all those fashion magazine editors and talent less art students seem to think that this look is terrific. Well it makes people look like drowned sewer rats and I loath and despise it. Catherine Zeta Jones, Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale that's how women should dress!
In a few years we'll be reading about this girl's meltdown guaranteed. Parents who put their kids in show business should be dragged out into the street and run over by a drunken coked up Lindsay Lohan and then shot.
155. I hate people - July 28, 2007 3:45 PM
craps I said hobo twice, bah who cares.
156. I hate people - July 28, 2007 3:46 PM
urg and revolting (twice)
157. booknerd - July 28, 2007 3:55 PM
you're such a queer, picking on a kid. and she's pretty and making a hell of lot more money than you'll ever see.
158. booknerd - July 28, 2007 3:56 PM
#6 is a nasty pedophile.
159. noneofyourbusiness - July 28, 2007 4:04 PM
I know: everyone should post their pictures from when they were 11-13 yrs old....lets see who'd be laughing then. Dakota is just a lil girl, leave her alone.
160. sayingthesameasthepersonabove - July 28, 2007 4:47 PM
amen.
let children be children, they're not even suppose to look like adults, or act like ones. she looks just as she's suppose to look, a 13yr old kid.
let the kids out of this nonsense you post here...
161. kelly - July 28, 2007 4:54 PM
I wonder when everyone is going to start guessing whether she is either anorexic or on drugs?
I'm surprised no one has already..
162. joanne - July 28, 2007 5:08 PM
well i wasn't ugly at all when I was 13. Or 11, or 12.
(It was all downhill from there haha..)
I'm not saying I am/was perfect but not everyone has an awkward stage. Fact is, she is pale as death itself.
I wouldn't care that much if someone thinks I look pale, or ugly, or spotty, or dress bad etc etc. and I would care in the minuses if I was rich and livin it up before I even had the chance to have any problems in life.
163. GEEEEEZ - July 28, 2007 5:11 PM
Geez people, she's a KID. Yeah, she looks like a freakin' vampire, but 13 is one helluva awkward stage. She'll probably grow out of it. Imagine how you felt at that age... now imagine people taking pictures of you and then people criticizing them. It would suck. BFD, she has braces. Most of my friends did when I was 13, too.
164. HARRY_BALLS - July 28, 2007 5:34 PM
THIS WEBSITE IS NO LONGER FUNNY IN ANY CAPACITY
165. KMG - July 28, 2007 5:41 PM
#5 - Ray Charles is dead, moron.
166. whatever - July 28, 2007 6:54 PM
Oh God...oh my God...someone call 911...I think she's in my closet now! Oh FUCK! NO...NO...DON'T KILL ME...DON'T DRINK MY BLOOD!!! AHHHHHHHH!
167. chris@destroyboredom.com - July 28, 2007 6:57 PM
Hire a graphic designer instead of ripping off Apple.com's menu bar. Thats pretty pathetic and lame.
168. cemuni2 - July 28, 2007 10:01 PM
All I gotta say is I hope Dakota isn't reading these blogs she will be crushed!! She's a good actress but that is the scariest picture I have seen of her. And all you perverts should be tracked and documented for even thinking sexually about a 13 yr. old.
169. annah - July 29, 2007 6:07 AM
she's only 13 but I suppose she will soon become like all young celebrities in hollywood like the olsen the duff the lohan
too much successful too young
170. kamihi - July 29, 2007 7:06 AM
Good for her for not being tanned did the message not get through to all the assholes on thi site yet that sun tanning is actually bad for your skin it's skin damaged causes wrinkles and cancer. Fuck that.
171. ela - July 29, 2007 8:34 AM
i am sure u can say whatever "mean" thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she's an actress and you are.... a... NOBODY! funny, isn't it?
172. ela - July 29, 2007 8:36 AM
i am sure u can say whatever "mean" thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she's an actress and you are.... a... NOBODY! funny, isn't it?
173. ela - July 29, 2007 8:36 AM
i am sure u can say whatever "mean" thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she's an actress and you are.... a... NOBODY! funny, isn't it?
174. ela - July 29, 2007 8:38 AM
i am sure u can say whatever "mean" thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she's an actress and you are.... a... NOBODY! funny, isn't it?
175. ela - July 29, 2007 8:38 AM
i am sure u can say whatever "mean" thing you want to say because why would anyone give a fuck about what u say. she's an actress and you are.... a... NOBODY! funny, isn't it?
176. Lance - July 29, 2007 10:31 AM
It doesn't shock me that there are men out there attracted to young girls and it certainly doesn't shock me that you use anonymous places such as this forum to get your rocks off making comments about the sex you would like to have with children (in this case, Dakota Fanning). Peodophiles are cowardly little shits like youselves.
What shocks me is that others are posting alongside such comments as if they are okay and normal - honestly, what is wrong with you people?
177. Lio - July 29, 2007 11:24 AM
What a bunch of PERVERTS!
178. Lio - July 29, 2007 11:27 AM
What a bunch of PERVERTS! But when the Fish posts pics of some actress or model who has the body of a '13-yr-old boy' they say they don't like her. Go to hell, all of you PERVERTS!
179. woodhorse - July 29, 2007 12:12 PM
"anvil head"? that's funny - kind of like Mr. Crab's daughter on SpongeBob. Wally, a little to the west and please don't call me a ho.
180. haha - July 29, 2007 1:42 PM
"Lance" - the #1 online name for guys who were poked as boys. Sorry about all that, fella - you're not still sore, are you?
181. spineofsnake - July 29, 2007 2:31 PM
she still looks fairly cute and innocent here, but we all know the countdown to anorexia, oxycontin, crack addiction, DUIs and leaked homemade porn begins right about NOW...
182. cruz - July 29, 2007 2:31 PM
I was going to say what 179 said
183. Pee Dough - July 29, 2007 2:32 PM
I've had a 13 year old (the babysitter). She loved it. She never told her parents, I never told anybody. She never had any problems. Girls are ready when they're ready. It might be 13 or 31, depends on the girl. Society is the problem, with all of its hangups and obsessions with arbitrary age rules. Like in America - you can sign up with the military and go to a foreign country and kill 100 enemy soldiers or (more likely) 100 innocent civilians, but you have to wait 3 more years to have a beer legally. There's no reason to obey any of that age insanity.
184. wedgeone - July 29, 2007 9:26 PM
LMAO @ the sympathy for this alien girl. I hope she reads all the comments, gets suicidally depressed, and swallows a full bottle of Tylenol. She won't die, she'll just get liver damage. For the rest of her life, whenever she has problems with her liver, I'll point and laugh.
185. elaina - July 30, 2007 12:15 AM
she's always been pale. i don't see how this is shocking.
but dear god, her cute days are over. she'll be a christina ricci.
186. dgkhkjhf - July 30, 2007 12:30 AM
Wow she has grown. Has anyone ever seen her talk? I saw her on Oprah and Jay Leno and man she talks so proper
187. divalcious - July 30, 2007 7:01 AM
STILL laughing about that Dawn of the dead forehead comment down below...
188. divalcious - July 30, 2007 7:11 AM
still disgusted by all the budding and not so budding pedophiles posting on this page. how lovely. wish i could puke directly into their eyes, with a nice, running start kick to the balls for good measure.
189. Amy Doolittle - July 30, 2007 8:04 AM
You guys are assholes... I can't imagine being 13 and reading this kind of shit about myself.
Does it make you feel better about yourself to insult someone who cannot defend themselves?
Fuck off.
190. kbcan - July 30, 2007 9:57 AM
Nothing wrong with being pale, but her age, she should be a kid and be having fun outside occasionally -- certainly during the summer. So it is a little disconcerting to see that she is so pale (unless that is make-up?) and therefore perhaps spending all her time inside.
191. Lucky#13 - July 30, 2007 10:25 AM
Sumin' tell me that her idols are Mare Kate and Ashley...
192. regularorunleaded - July 30, 2007 3:30 PM
if you're on here making sexual comments about a 13 year old, the following statements can easily be deduced about you:
A) are a child molester
B) should be arrested
C) more than likely are the kind of loser that never gets laid at all
D) have serious parental issues
E) are one step away from becoming a guy that collects rare moths and scrapes skin off dead bodies
F) are reading this from the dial up connection in your mom's basement
193. Pearly - July 30, 2007 3:30 PM
"still disgusted by all the budding and not so budding pedophiles posting on this page. how lovely. wish i could puke directly into their eyes, with a nice, running start kick to the balls for good measure."
I was thinking the same thing. They're so terrified of actual adult women that the thought of screwing a child is easier for their ego. You pigs make me sick. Hope you get ass cancer yesterday...
194. El Ces - July 30, 2007 3:31 PM
Mm, she kinda looks like Jack Nicholson in that second pic, no?
195. wedgeone - July 30, 2007 4:46 PM
#145 - But what if the posts were from 14 year old boys? That wouldn't be too abnormal would it? I remember when I was that age lots of girls were already sexual active with their schoolmates.
It's the 45 year old rapists you have to find & castrate. Like my troll.
#184 - {sigh}
The trolling is so boring. My God, you just put everyone to sleep with that one. That your best on a Sunday morning?
196. Bobby De - July 30, 2007 4:54 PM
The shape of her head and her big eyes makes me think that she is half alien like in the mini -series "Taken"
197. idl3mind - July 30, 2007 6:55 PM
Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find
198. kerry - July 31, 2007 12:26 AM
she is NOT a good actress.
I think that's probably why people are making fun of her. If she looked funny but was a good actress she would probably be left alone
199. Katers - July 31, 2007 8:19 AM
The part about throwing the keys was HILARIOUS - tks, fish man. I laughed all the way outside.
200. aaaaaaaaaaaa - July 31, 2007 10:14 AM
#181
totally agree
201. mary - August 1, 2007 1:18 AM
Ur all sick.. First of all she's a kid!!!! second she acts.. and she's great at it! Third, you people always have something mean to say.. if someone's too thin or too fat...no one's good enough.
Just look at yourself before making a comment about someone else. Please... it used to be funny.. not anymore ... its kind of sad now!
202. The Beatles - August 1, 2007 5:41 AM
Bravo, Posters
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and 91
203. Nina - August 1, 2007 3:51 PM
I think she looks pretty.
204. ChildActor - August 1, 2007 7:52 PM
Y'know, not all child/teen actors go bad, I started ating at 9, am in a television show now at 18, and havent done ANY drugs, dont plan on either.
205. rachael - August 2, 2007 2:15 PM
she is a little girl, you freaks! what is wrong with you???
206. Sweet Baby Jesus - August 3, 2007 1:11 PM
Since when did this site become haunted by deranged over-vocal paedophiles?
207. Palson - August 3, 2007 9:19 PM
come on! she is still a little girl>>> you know she's talented, i like her <3 And Watch out your dirty words!!! Which makes you an idiot^^^^^^^^^
208. Carmyn - August 24, 2007 5:00 PM
You people saying mean things about Dakota need to cut the crap. Really. She's 13 years old! You can't expect her to look like a supermodel, I for one think she could be quite pretty when she grows up and she is very talented! She's a wonderful, little actress. You guys are losers if you can't do anything but pick on her, she's 13! You need to shut up and get a life. Retarded.
209. ilovedakota - December 1, 2007 10:52 PM
OMFG
leave her alone
she is stunning
its just a awkward pic of her
and shes 13!
of course shes gonna look a bit weird and not as cute as she used to be
it happens to everyone
im 14 and im always changing
somedays i look bad and others i dont
and u disqusting pedophiles talking abotu having sex with her. ur disqusting and should be in jail
and who cares abotu wat shes wearing
i wear stuff similar
so just piss off
and stop bagging dakota fanning
the best actress inthe world
210. ilovedakota - December 1, 2007 10:53 PM
OMFG
leave her alone
she is stunning
its just a awkward pic of her
and shes 13!
of course shes gonna look a bit weird and not as cute as she used to be
it happens to everyone
im 14 and im always changing
somedays i look bad and others i dont
and u disqusting pedophiles talking abotu having sex with her. ur disqusting and should be in jail
and who cares abotu wat shes wearing
i wear stuff similar
so just piss off
and stop bagging dakota fanning
the best actress inthe world
211. dazz - December 3, 2007 3:17 AM
OK everybody bagging her READ THIS
i have a lot to say
first of all
people bagging her clothes..
the picture of her is from a movie or behind the scenes of the movie
look up the movie CUTLASS on youtube
she gets told what to wear in a movie
and the reason why she looks weird is probably because of the same reason!
disqusting people talking dirty rude stuff about her
shes 13
your probly about 60
that is disqusting
get a life
u should go to jail and have a reastraining order on all people under 16
u dirty old men
THE GIRL WHO WROTE THIS
omg wat is wrong with u
bagging dakota like that?
do u think ur the best or sumthing
ur not
ur probly a ugly fat lady sitting at her computer bagging beautiful people because they hate their own lives and no that there ugly and no one likes them
and dakota has won more awards and been in more movies than the amount of times u have scored from a guy
and no fucking ur dad does not count
her white skin
does it realy matter if shes white?
im around her age.. a bit older
i just turned 14
my skin is JUST as white as hers
and its normal!
nearly everyone i no her age is the same
all i want u to do is stop bagging dakota fanning
the most gorgeous talented actor
212. DakotaFanning'sBoy - December 6, 2007 8:28 PM
Thank you dazz #211! Everyone making fun of this God is a fag. She is the most talented, beautiful, and nice young actress ever. (I am 14 so dont call me a perv) You are all jealous because of the success she has. And for you sick, twisted, perverted freaks who want to "...suck on her tities...", go fuck your mom and grandma again. If you think like that, you shouldn't be allowed to live. It is wrong to even think that. Oh and I hope anyone making fun of Dakota Fanning gets hit by a bus.
213. Hans - January 11, 2008 3:53 AM
I want to rape that little Hannah Montana twat
214. jimmy - January 31, 2008 9:00 AM
damn1 thats some fucked up shit! sure she looks a little wierd but she gonna be hot. you fucking pedos fuck off im sure theres some fucking weirdo site for all your fucked up comments on kids (though you have good taste, she is pretty) still i look a her and think aaawwww! you look at her and say "i want to suck thse budding nipples" you fuckers should be ashamed of yourself and before any of you say anything im 16 (just turned) she wears weird clothes though. not ALL the time but in that perticular picture WTF!!!
215. jimmy - January 31, 2008 9:03 AM
ps lol 30 so am i LOLOLOL
216. jimmy - January 31, 2008 9:04 AM
ps lol 30 so am i LOLOLOL
217. wtf!!!!!!!!!!! - February 4, 2008 2:57 PM
@11 thats fucked up!
218. Kat - February 7, 2008 5:05 PM
#211:
Ppl mite take u more seriously
if u could
rite properly.
im not baggin on u
& i no u dont
realy undrstand
everythin cuz u
not toatly edukated yet
but proper names r capitalized
n worsd shood b spelld corretcly
N DONT MIX UP HOMONYMS
Because I don't care what age you are, you sound like an idiot. I don't think I wrote that poorly when I was in the third grade. But, yes, she is a talented actress.
219. Victoria - February 7, 2008 5:15 PM
Yeah...she does kinda look like she should be perched on a castle tower. Just sayin'..
220. ToeKnee - February 7, 2008 6:06 PM
#24 - youre my hero...
Its like an orange on a toothpick!!!
221. Lugomast - February 10, 2008 5:04 AM
@2:
Who´d say Gollum had a sister?
222. Kat - February 11, 2008 9:31 AM
haha, WOW, you know when society is SAD when we start to pick apart a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD. get over yourselves.
God, who didn't go through an awkward phase during their PRETEENS and afterwards?
Leave the girl alone.
I guess no one appreciates talent anymore in this world.. *rolls eyes*..
223. jimmy - February 18, 2008 5:09 PM
i cant help it, but in that second picture of her smiling, she looks like pennywise the dancing clown, anyone?
224. jimmy - February 18, 2008 5:09 PM
i cant help it, but in that second picture of her smiling, she looks like pennywise the dancing clown, anyone?
225. lisa - March 23, 2008 5:23 PM
..she looks fine to me. so what she's pale? she's young, she's thin, she has cute hair and cute style. what more do you want from her
226. anonymous - May 4, 2008 8:21 PM
she is going to be the next gen drew barrymore
everybody is going to love her but she still won't be very hot
and she looks kind of annoying
227. jimmy - July 13, 2008 7:49 AM
it has been a year since my last dig. i think shes gonna be alright though. so i think pplshoulld just give her a chance to grow up a little. u hav to remember shes not the cute little angel she once was but shes still a child. give her a break.
228. Drew Moore - September 24, 2008 10:06 AM
yeah i think he style is unique and cute,
people who are saying she is ugly is crazy
look at her modeling pictures.
229. Kevin - October 12, 2008 3:45 AM
Nothing beats the taste test. If she tastes okay, then good.
230. *!iLISSA!i* - October 20, 2008 1:24 PM
She is adorable!
231. *!iLISSA!i* - October 20, 2008 1:24 PM
She is adorable!
232. *!iLISSA!i* - October 20, 2008 1:24 PM
She is adorable!
233. *!iLISSA!i* - October 20, 2008 1:24 PM
She is adorable!
234. *!iLISSA!i* - October 20, 2008 1:24 PM
She is adorable!
235. christy - November 20, 2008 9:19 PM
Give her a break, you guys want her to be like Lindsey Lohan or Brittany Spears. Let her be a child. she is a good little actress. She played some good parts. She is very smart. So keep hating on at little girl, shows what age you guys are. Just remember she make more money then you.
236. cbf - December 1, 2008 1:09 PM
All you sick people out there discust me!! You sit there and talk down about her and think your kool.SHE IS ONLY 13 FOR HEAVEN SAKES!! If She was reading half the crap on here she would kill herself. Im 15 and i think she is a talented actress and is very beautifull. Every one takes a bad piture once and while. All you sick, twisted, DEMENTED,Ignorant, morons need to leave her alone. You are all brobably over weight, bald, and are probably still virgins to begin with. To the few people who actually are mature and had some respectable critisism, thank you. And thank you to all the people who stuck up for her in other comments!! And for you sickos, Grow up and get a life. I sware my 5 year old brother is more mature than you and your prabaly 45.
237. Colin Smith - December 24, 2008 10:44 PM
Seriously, you guys need to grow up and get a life. As if you have nothing better to do than sit around here and talk shit about a 14 year old girl. Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? It's not like any of you fat, pathetic losers have done anything remarkable in your lives (unlike Dakota, who has done nothing short of impress me with her acting and intelligence and all around good natured attitude). Get a life, grow up, and stop picking on children, DOUCHE-BAGS!
238. Colin Smith - December 24, 2008 10:45 PM
Seriously, you guys need to grow up and get a life. As if you have nothing better to do than sit around here and talk shit about a 14 year old girl. Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? It's not like any of you fat, pathetic losers have done anything remarkable in your lives (unlike Dakota, who has done nothing short of impress me with her acting and intelligence and all around good natured attitude). Get a life, grow up, and stop picking on children, DOUCHE-BAGS!
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I just wrote a huge paragraph, and by mistake pressed Backspace, going back a page and erasing it all. I would like to say that you really shouldn't listen to the negative people. Because we love you and cherish you. You are a great actress and an amazing person. I would Love to meet you. Maybe some day it would be possible. I wish you all the best! You deserve it ! Love,
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243. fancy - February 4, 2009 11:59 PM
All I know is that I'd love to rape her little pink asshole. Yummy little bitch.
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245. Pau! - March 3, 2009 11:35 AM
Hola! Soy Paula de Bs. As. y estuve leyendo sus comentarios respecto a las fotos de Dakota, y yo pienso que en primer lugar, nadie tiene derecho a juzgar a alguien por su condicion fisica o por culaquier otra cosa, y segundo vamos!!! Tiene tan solo 14 años!!!!! Es apenas una adolescente que esta creciendo!! Unos cuantos deberian mirarse un buen rato frente al espejo!!!! =)
Pau!
246. Dakota always - March 20, 2009 8:30 PM
Dakota is an angel! She is the most gorgeous teen actress alive today.
247. t - April 19, 2009 9:16 PM
you people are pathetic. making fun of little girls.....sad, sad people.
248. cheezy_poof - July 30, 2009 7:02 PM
@ 24 HAHA It is like an orange with a toothpick, it is round yet spherical in parts...
249. xg9 - August 7, 2009 6:04 AM
HOLY CRAP!!! her mother is hot though... MILF! MILF! MILF!