Jul 19 2007Courtney Love is the next Shakespeare

Firrrrst

Ugly scare woman.

Yay, I've never been first. My life is complete!!!

If you read it backwards, it says "I KILLED KURT"

I think the scariest part of the entire thing is the people posting the replies below it. The first reply says she gains strength from Courtney's Blog. Maybe if you print the blog and eat it, it will give you super powers?!

dammit, courtney broke my brain.

Meanwhile...
Everyone is over at her blog trying to decipher that SHIT!!
What kind of drug induced talk is that??
There is NO WAY in hell I'm going to try and read that whole thing.

anyone out there looking for someone to talk to? need a friend? call me at (847) 309-2575. anytime. day or night. i'm here to listen.

andy

p.s.: you can also call me at (847) 234-2147.

anyone out there looking for someone to talk to? need a friend? call me at (847) 309-2575. anytime. day or night. i'm here to listen.

andy

p.s.: you can also call me at (847) 234-2147.

It's not drug induced...that's what happens to your brain when a million different cocks have been banging the back of your throat and sloshing your brain around.

She writes like she's bipolar!

You can't tell me that there aren't SOME drugs still in there.
But, I agree. LMAO

Ugh, thats pretty fucking awful.

Damn, I read up to that huge block of text and thought "Well, fuck trying to read that shit."

Perhaps if I ever need to torture someone, I'll send them over to Courtney's MySpace.

I think the saddest part is that people actually read and commented on her blog, it boggles my mind that anyone would be able to read that shit. god damn.

#14 My thoughts exactly

"Fuck trying to read that shit."

And I am now insane.

Finally!

Courtney used to be a ROCK star and judged by those standards she is fairly averagely behaved. Despite being a bit too addled from time to time she is at the very least a great performer, there is no doubt about it. I don't know why she is so desperate to be part of that whole boring L.A thing where appearance is far more important than cultural contribution and talent. She really was exciting, she showed wit and verve...Now she is being lumped in with Posh and Paris. Tough break, she doesn't belong in that world and it will never be a flattered standard for her to be judged by --- She isn't slick or even stupid enough despite the drugs...

So Courtney is the one who keeps sending me all of those Spam emails, what a bitch.

Why is someone posting phone numbers? Trying to make someone's life Hell?

I didn't think it was anatomically possible, but my eyes just threw up.

check out the video from her NYC show last week:

http://courtneylove.imeem.com/

this letter sounds like a high school student whos failing and grabs any possible word out of a thesarus to try and sound smarter.
p.s. I dont want to know who these freaks are that think this letter actually makes sense in their fucked up world

i hav 2 agree w/ nick, the ppl who post 2 cortkneez blog r eekwollee skerree, unlyk mee, ahm towtully awsum. spelltchek can gow ful itself. eet yur hart owt prins. woops, gottuh go ansir muy eyefown.

the only decipherable words from her screed: "okay gotta gochant"

... no wonder kurt shot himself...

Brain....broken...and all I did was skim. I gave up trying to actually READ after the first line.

I could like Courtney. Her acting in the Larry Flynt movie was top-notch. She spoke coherent English in that movie. I guess it is a pity she can't write in english. I've never seen someone write so much babble before.

who the hell is #8, aka Andy?!?!?!?
Dude, you must be brave or stupid, or both.

Why bother posting this if you're not even going to provide a quote?

not everybody wants/has/needs myspace, and not everybody can go to myspace at work

I always suspected, but now I KNOW why Kurt Cobain killed himself.

In his drug-addled, depressed state he was not willing to battle with this sadly talented but totally insane harpy over child rearing, so he decided to back out, blow his head off and hope the state would get involved, because if HE didn't kill himself, she eventually would have caused his ulcers to burst and end his life anyway.

Too bad because Hole was a great band. (holds forehead in one hand and shakes head sadly)

Too long to waste time reading...

Am I the only one who was freaked out by the fact that, after her blog, she had dozens of people posting about how amazing she is and how great it was reading her blog and blah blah blah?! Seriously, who are these people, and did they seriously really enjoy reading the blog? Did they understand any of it?! Amazing! And those dickheads are only encouraging CL to keep blogging. Horrible! Why can't we get some superficial poster to go on there and post some real comments. The 20 or so comments already posted here would be much more appropriate on her myspace page than the comments from those idiots that loved reading that mess!

Ow. I broke my eyes.

And my brain.

WTF?????

Andy must be posting his ex-girlfriend's telephone numbers because he's a jaded little boy now. Did she dump you for a real man, Andy?
7th grade antics at their finest. Now put your helmet back on & go wait for the short bus, Andy.

Will someone who actually read the whole thing, someone who must be reeeaaally bored at work.. please summarize it for me. I don't have the patience nor the time, but am curious what it all says! :) Thanks.

You idiots, Kurt didn't kill himself. Just look at the suicide note, "I duNt Wun toolive knowe moare sow eimgowinng too taek mie one lyfe. Curtnie Luve defonuttlee diddent kil mee, urs sinseerlee Kert cobbayn"

I teach kowtney englash she write gut englash now so u fluck awf O.K. bye bye now!

Exactly, #31. I barely made sense of the first line before I became stricken with the fear that simply having that page open might make me less intelligent. So I skimmed quickly, noticed all her lunatic supporters, and realized that the longer you keep that page open the less intelligent you become. That's the only reason I can think of that anyone would say they agree with anything she said. I can just imagine her typing that, dried vomit dribbling out of her mouth, taking nap breaks every 3 minutes because even that verbal garbage is way more thinking than she's used to doing and its exhausting her.

U know what killz me the
mozt/// any other
time that zomeone zpouze
diez...the wife
or huzband iz blamed....

Zhe muzt of given the whole
police force
damn good blowjobz to get
outta murder
chargez on my zweet Kirt
every freakin
body knowz that zhe did
it...that he waz
breaking up with her...

fuckin pizzez me off☻

WHAT IS WRONG WITH WRITING INCOHERENTLY IN ALL CAPS? I DO IT ALL THE TIME!I'M EMO LOOK AT ME! I MEAN FUCK ME!I MEAN LOOK AT ME!

The only thing more sad than her blog is the comments made by her "friends". Matches made in heaven (or hell).

28... or Andy really really pissed whoever posted that off. :)

kurt hud married have me. better bed sexx and smarted thean courtney. have i better comprehmension too.

It's been a while since I've read Lovecraft, but I think that might be the language of the Cthulhu. We could be in some deep shit.

wut is rong with u ppl. it all maks purfct sens.its not her falt if u ppl cant reed proply.

OMG LOOK AT #44 I THINK COURTNEY IS HERE ON THE SUPERFICIAL IN DISGUISE (her spelling certainly matches!)

This is beyond FRIED BRAIN SYNDROME. It is called being high on *something*........

holy shit im a computer and i couldnt even read this thing...my circuits are overloaded /danger danger im sorry dave i cant do that

She can neither sing nor write. I guess that qualifies her to be a rock star. She has (or had) a good body. I suppose stripped off her clothes during her performances to distract her audiences from her utter lack of talent.

When is that fucking cunt going to admit that she killed him, or had him killed?

Hey Andy-
Give Courtney your number- if she talks like she blogs, you have a friend for life.

LMFAO #47! I'm getting my panties back from Paris's Yorkie and comin' over! Does that Turn H.A.L on Dave?

#51 open the pod bay doors....

i love this planet

ok, now, when you catch one of these, how long are you supposed to cook it for?

#25 comment of the year so far

is that really her myspace?
well if it is, good for her, she has the fabulous skill of churning out long pages of endless writtings that any college student in midst of midterm papers and essays will kill for.
only problem is that we need a translator to understand that sophisticated ranting.

i feel like i'm crazy i couldn't even read it and not because of spelling but i saw actual demon figures reaching out for me from the monitor..kill her. kurt should've just shot her instead.

#38 kelli, I didn't think it was possible, but you're more incoherent than courtney, you lame douchewipe. "my" kurt? like "my" princess diana? quit claiming every dead celeb as "your" property, ya numb cunt. you know as much about suicide and murder investigations as you do about the rest of the crap you post - namely not a fucking thing.

go back to hitting your head against the wall, you were starting to develop a talent for that.

Courtney Love is a dead crab.

Courtney, thanks for letting me know that when I'm ready to kill my husband that I can get away with it. The only thing that I'd be worried about is the nightmares of him haunting me.

'I AM NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL TYPIST.'

True...

And btw.. if you think Courtney was really a rockstar and had a good band... you missed out a whole lot of good music..:D

at least it isn't teh typical myspace page - dark blue text over animated backgrounds and a sparkly cursor with multiple music players and 5MB animated GIFS of unicorns blinking plus kissypics of some random fat chyxk thats been strategically shaved and cropped

OMG!

the sadest thing about her fucking shite, moronic blog are the total fucking losers who believe she reaches out and makes their fucking crap, useless cunting lives meaningful.
SAD SAD SAD FUCKING SAD

seriously, she looks like one of Tim Burton's whores.

I, too gave up on that huge block of text in smaller font size. Has she ever heard of paragraphs?

Did she drop out of Elementary school?

Well, I got further than I did trying to read Finnegan's Wake. A lot of it is her just trying to compose faster than she can actually type and refusing to go back and correct her typos. If someone was to edit it and put in the key she meant to hit, then the beginning at least actually made some sense, talking about the set list, why she wants the audience to show up on time, why she sometimes doesn't want to play her old songs (because they bring back those unhappy emotional states), etc.

But it's too much work to try to decipher the whole thing.

Well let me let you in on the secret. she writes like that on purpose. Its actually not that hard to read (or write for that matter) and its less likely to be quoted in a magazine if she writes that way. shes explained it many times.

She wrote that way on her last website, she wrote that way on the Hole website etc etc.

and it does work. Shes rarely quoted from her website in print, because they refuse to write it like she does. celeb blogs on the other hand dont care, because they usually have just as many grammatical errors on their sites...

The chick has a genius IQ, reads constantly and obviously knows how to spell correctly.

She is an idiot.

My brain hurts. Actually, my whole skull hurts.

I want to see her do the ping pong trick followed by a glass table movement. She looks filthy enough to do it.

QUEEN OF ALL PORKS
She has the award for being porked the most ever. Her face looks like a porkbelly pig for sure. What a loser.

if you've seen her when she's sober, she's an incredibly articuluate and intelligent woman. as for her talent, listen to "live through this" because it's an amazing but tortured piece of raw talent. it's sad that she hasn't been able to get her shit together but thank goodness frances bean seems like she's a very level headed individual.

So that's the spell you use to summon Satan. I thought the spell was supposed to be in Latin, but I guess old Babylonian will suffice..

FROM COURTNEYS BLOG:

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JEsus. i love how all o fher fans think that those were the words for the new edition of the bible. They all think that shes an effing profit or something.

I was just reading some of the comments on her blog.... WTF?!?! People can actually understand that shit??? I think I read about 3 paragraphs and I felt cross-eyed. Now my head hurts....that bitch is cracked out.....so are all of her "fans" What a bunch of retards........

Oh yeah, #10 and #21.....that's awesome.....

Shoot her in that ugly head.She is the most worthless overestimated person I've met .She is stupid and bad. Poor hubby died to buy her Guccis.

So she does that on purpose you say? Right.

Oh the humanity.

Courtney Love should be behind bars for the rest of her pitiful life she seduces men into writing lyrics for her to sing and she can t hold a note for shit she d be better of creamated and stuffed inside a damn psycho teddy bear (the one with the strait jacket) for all eternity