Jul 9 2007
Clay Aiken gets shoved
"I'll take that penis, please."
Clay Aiken was apparently shoved by a female passenger while on a flight to Tulsa over the weekend. Both were questioned by the FBI though neither was charged. There aren't any details of what happened except that the two got into a minor disagreement and then the woman decided she'd push Clay Aiken. Which is shocking, because what kind of person would dare get into a physical confrontation with Clay Aiken? That guy's a bear. I'd rather get into a fist fight with a lion than deal with all 90 pounds of Clay Aiken's fury. I once read that he's so manly he has to shave twelve times a day. With a giant knife.
Reader Comments
1. gstar - July 9, 2007 10:41 AM
1st
2. 2nd, and no one cares, retard. - July 9, 2007 10:42 AM
What's up with the stupid captions under the pictures?
3. gstar - July 9, 2007 10:43 AM
i care.
4. yukadoozer - July 9, 2007 10:47 AM
I'll take the bronze...why is he so puffy-vicodin addiction or too much swee'tea
5. K - July 9, 2007 10:49 AM
Apparently the woman got pissed because Aiken had put his foot on her armrest; though honestly, I can't see him having the hutzpah to ever do that, at least not without three surrounding bodyguards. Meh, whatever. Like this guy needs any more press, right?
6. Chauncey Gardner - July 9, 2007 10:49 AM
They were fighting because they were both wearing the same black Dolce gown.
7. mdiz - July 9, 2007 10:52 AM
Girl fight!
8. RichPort - July 9, 2007 10:53 AM
And this time it wasn't from behind with some sweaty hairy biker's hands around his feminine neck.
9. Penis Mightier - July 9, 2007 10:58 AM
Looks like he's been eating a lot of cheesburgers to go along with a lot of cock.
10. Sauron - July 9, 2007 11:04 AM
The name of the person is more attractive as the person himself.Do they do this on purpose?
11. Jim - July 9, 2007 11:08 AM
"Clay Aiken was apparently shoved by another female passenger while on a flight to Tulsa over the weekend."
fixed
12. YouRang - July 9, 2007 11:19 AM
The Friday flight sissy fight.
13. Nik - July 9, 2007 11:20 AM
I hope Clay loses even more fans with his toddler-like behavior. He sux.
14. FBI - July 9, 2007 11:22 AM
to female passenger: "Why did you shove this man?"
to Aiken-forthebacon: "Is there any contraband hidden in that buttplug?"
15. jrzmommy - July 9, 2007 11:36 AM
It was the Commissioner! He stepped on her Christian Louboutin pumps.
16. Bern - July 9, 2007 11:36 AM
She probably didn't realize he was a man.
17. free lily - July 9, 2007 11:38 AM
clay's aikin for some dick
18. Crap Tonight - July 9, 2007 11:42 AM
What the hell is a Clay Aikin? It sounds like some sort of oven - "first you bone the chicken and then you put it in the Clay Aikin"
(hey, thats funny on so many levels)
19. Jimbo - July 9, 2007 11:46 AM
Me Jimbo. Jimbo likes Clay Aiken.
20. miss oblivious - July 9, 2007 11:54 AM
By any chance...is he da gaaaayyy???
21. Spindoc - July 9, 2007 11:56 AM
Apparently she asked him to move his foot, he wouldn't she got angry and the flight attendent informed the cabin that Clay was causing problems because of his enormous ego "According to a supposed airline employee"
I didn't realize you could be a douche-bag and have an ego at the same time.
22. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 9, 2007 11:58 AM
I remember this being funnier on The Ninja Trebuchet
23. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 9, 2007 11:59 AM
"don't get your panties in a bunch" is so literal with this (supposed) guy
24. emily - July 9, 2007 12:03 PM
he creeps me out...
25. lambman - July 9, 2007 12:13 PM
That woman had better watch out, by all acounts "Claymate" (Aiken has fans weird huh??!?!?!) are vicious and merciless
26. James - July 9, 2007 12:26 PM
I heard it was becasue he had his foot on her arm rest. If some fuck nut like Clay had put his foot on my arm rest, I would have broken the fucking thing. To bad she did not beat the shit out of him. Stupid little pussy
27. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 9, 2007 12:44 PM
we hated Clay
when he waz on
Idol, but zince
he went Emo☻☻☻,
with that black
hair...hez kooool
now☺☻♦♣♥
28. blah - July 9, 2007 12:55 PM
F
A
G
29. Sprite - July 9, 2007 1:38 PM
CLAYIZGAY
30. theoriginalmilf - July 9, 2007 1:49 PM
What a fucking dickwad. I would've twisted his ankle until his mascara ran down his face.
31. leelee - July 9, 2007 1:50 PM
They were questioned by the FBI?? Oh god, that is fabulous. I love airports.
32. Jim - July 9, 2007 2:15 PM
That's a weird picture! His face looks so bloated, like Mandy Moore's.
33. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 9, 2007 2:59 PM
He wouldn't let the FBI leave til he got a full body-cavity search
34. michelle - July 9, 2007 3:00 PM
If I got into a fight with Clay, I would do more than just shove him... I would probably give him a swirly since he looks like he has had many of them in his life. Then as he walked away, I would kick him in the ass.
35. hotyute - July 9, 2007 3:34 PM
He isn't gay (thinking of something masculine to place as validation)????ok, i don't know where i was gonna go with this.
36. Roberta Shugs - July 9, 2007 3:45 PM
I believe this so-called woman was trying to be a tool of the terorists and silence the voice of an angel on an airplane. I think Clay's righteous anger was justified!!
Blessings,
Roberta Shugs
37. Diddle Doo - July 9, 2007 4:39 PM
OMG, the comment under his picture made me laugh out loud!
38. Danklin24 - July 9, 2007 5:30 PM
He was detained by the FBI? Apparently they dont know who he is.
He's Clay Aiken.
Yes, Clay Aiken.
CLAY AIKEN!
39. krazihottkelli - July 9, 2007 7:10 PM
I love Clay
and zo do my
friendz...we
don't care if
hez gay...hez
probably alot
of fun to be
around..and that
fucker can zing....
unlike zpearz....
40. Lexoka - July 9, 2007 8:35 PM
I've no idea who that guy is but he looks stupid...
41. leelee - July 9, 2007 9:42 PM
@39-- "alot" is not a word.
42. CLAY=NANCYBOY - July 9, 2007 9:58 PM
He looks like the kind of man that cries himself to sleep every night.
43. FRIST!!! - July 9, 2007 10:30 PM
That would be funnier if it said "Akon"
44. betenoir - July 9, 2007 10:49 PM
Haven't liked Clay since he put his vile hands over Kelly Ripa's mouth. And then Rosie called Kelly homophobic because she said she didn't know where Clay's hands had been. Then Rosie defended Clay, saying he was conflicted and having trouble confronting his sexuality blah... blah... blah.... All I know is this: hetero or homo, anybody put their hands on my mouth, I have the right to chop them off.
Clay's become an 'also-ran' jerk. Yeah.. he sux!
45. crazy otto - July 10, 2007 12:39 AM
isn't his 15 minutes up yet?
46. Drunkman - July 10, 2007 10:54 AM
Dude, they called the FBI just because the little fruit was shoved by a woman? What a clown.
It's too bad she didn't take out an uzi and put him out of his misery.
47. Paris' godly spirit - July 10, 2007 4:04 PM
Of course they needed to bring in the FBI, don't you share how thi can move the Earth of its own axis? I mean just look at him, who needs the legend of Zeus when you have this masculinity pointing at you.
Wish the woman would have pushed him when he was next to a cliff, would have been more interesting.
48. Russell Reyes - July 10, 2007 6:10 PM
90 pounds of fury, HAHA!
FBI for a shove though? seems a bit pushy...
49. JMan - July 11, 2007 6:50 AM
Funniest airline incedent ever:
www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=8100
Be sure to download the mp3 of the incedent to UNLESH THE FURY!
50. Mimi - July 11, 2007 6:11 PM
90 pounds of fury? More like 250 -- have you SEEN her lately?
51. Jeanetta - July 14, 2007 4:36 PM
Clay is not gay, I get so tired of people talking about him like he was. He is just a nice young man, and he is trying to live a good life and doing things that are right. People get so jealous of him, when they really don't know alot about him. I am a Claymate and proud of it and I am a Christian and you can say what you want about us ClayMates, because we will always stand by him no matter what anyone say about him. I will be praying for each and everyone of you.
52. Jeanetta - July 14, 2007 4:36 PM
Clay is not gay, I get so tired of people talking about him like he was. He is just a nice young man, and he is trying to live a good life and doing things that are right. People get so jealous of him, when they really don't know alot about him. I am a Claymate and proud of it and I am a Christian and you can say what you want about us ClayMates, because we will always stand by him no matter what anyone say about him. I will be praying for each and everyone of you.
53. paris' godly spirit - July 18, 2007 3:48 PM
Wow, you felt so godly and faithful about your own beliefs you had to write it twice. Hope God appreciates your hard work.
54. Narcissist - November 8, 2007 5:22 AM
She was lucky the feds showed up. Aiken would have wiped her out.
49. Then, about 3.5 years later, the fury was finally released on a convenient CD format.