Jul 9 2007Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of her mind

muthafuckin FRIST!

LOL
Go JIMBO!!!

yessss

^ Loser

Mandy Moore would definitely eat it instead.

Sadlly, given that she pulls down tens of millions for making a movie, it probably is a pretty good investment.

A truffle-based shampoo AND caviar??? Now I know why I tried to bite Catherine's head when we first met.

fucking disgusted

Michael Douglas probably thanks god every damn day she doesn't leave his old, decrepit ass.

This bitch is the epitome of "douche-bag". I believe after she and Mikie Dougl-ASS won their photography case she uttered to the surrounding media "I know a million dollars sounds like a lot to you people, but really it's not that much at all... (to cunts like me because I'm a gold digging whore)." Ever wonder why this douche and her husband moved to the Bahamas? Income tax evasion, that's why.

Mandy Moore is fat.

Can you imagine what this bitch smells like after she does that crazy shit? Just thinking about her with a bunch of dead baby fish in her hair is making me nauseous. Crazy bitch.

Well to be fair to CZJ, she does donate the leftover caviar to a homeless shelter.

p.s. Effing ridiculous! How could you sleep at night knowing people in the world are starving to death, and you mop the greasies out of your hair with hundreds of dollars worth of imported fish eggs. Stupid woman!

I wonder if she knows about this terrific new treatment available in China. All she has to do is eat some special dumplings (they can be a tad crunchy). Someone should really let her know.

It might be ok if there was any use for her to begin with.

"Hi, I'm Micheal Douglas, I'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones! Wanna have sex with me?"

Finally! Her hair and her acting BOTH stink!

She's over-the-top glamorous, sophisticated and insanely beautiful. I love celebs like this, I'd much rather a famous Oscar winning actress spend rediculous ammounts of money on hair products than say take drugs, become annorexic, addopt a bunch of random kids and constantly talk about how much more she does for the world than everybody else.

I fully agree with 17- she's gorgeous, glamourous, and had to overcome a lot in the beginning of her career to get where she is. I'm not saying the story isn't true, and it DOES sound a touch extravagent, but when you've got a gorgeous appearance like hers, it requires a lot of upkeep. It sure beats the hell out of all the lipo/facelifts/whatever she could be doing- she's finding a way to maintain her natural beauty.

Yes, I'll take People with Just Too Goddammed Much Money for $100, Alex.

I so hope this is not true.

Doesn't she know that each time she has caviar shipped to her as hair treatment, precious energy resources are wasted and Mandy Moore gains another 3 lbs?

Finally! The drapes match the carpet...

P.U.

She is definitely a witch no question about it, boy I wish we could send her back in time, she'd get just what she deserves in a little town called Salem. Oh these greedy fucking whore celebrities, what a psycho. I bet she'd smear ground up dead virgins on her body if it made her skin look fresher.

Do you know how many starving orphans you could feed with all that wasted caviar? Well not many cause kids don't really like caviar but you could force feed a lot of them. "Starving orphans can't be choosers now eat your caviar quickly or the giant dark haired beast woman will come and take it away and mash it into her vile whore hair."

"Oh my pretty little dead fish eggs you're gonna make Momma's hair so beautiful"

Cause she's such a pretentious bitch she probably sells the hair filled used up caviar on eBay. "People love me. The extra hair is a little bit of moi for the peasants". You wouldn't have to floss after that meal.

Boy when they say women smell like fish they aren't kidding.

They sell caviar tubes (looks like toothpaste at Ikea) all someone has to do is buy a bunch and sell it for 20 times as much to riche stupid women.

Cavihair "Ladies you'll love it's farmiliar smell"

If she smells like fish it might be her hair so to a wif and then lick her down there.

If crazy Zeta is okay with her hair smelling like caviar her gaping poon stink must smell like whale guts.

*stupid rich women

*If she smells like fish it might be her hair so take a wif and then lick her down there

dude the 'dead pandas' comment was just mean and totally bad taste.

speaking of totally bad taste - i don't know if my brother ate asparagus, or mackeral, or something, but dude, last night his cum tasted awful!

Taking all of that caviar is bad for the environment. Where's Al Gore?

I really hope this story isn't true, but if it is there is a special place in hell for CZJ.

I do like Catherin's natural look and feminine shirt, but I do NOT think Jesis wants us to be flying into Iran during wartime!!!!

Blessings,
Roberta Shugs

K, I'm officially appalled by this blatant and ridiculous show of conspicuous consumption. On the other hand, her hair is effing gorgeous, so it's kinda hard to argue with success. And caviar sucks anyway, so other than the use of fossil fuels in shipment, she's not using up a precious natural resource. She could bathe in the shit every day for all I care. Plus, she has to sleep with Michael Douglas, so it's all even. If caviar for her hair is what she requires, then so be it.

My wife's hair looks exactly like hers,(nice and long) except fuller and shinier (plus my lady has a way better body and much more beautiful face than this old lady). My wife She can wear it straight or wavy with very little effort. She has NEVER used any expensive bullshit for it either. If this smelly skank needs caviar to make her hair look good than I pity her. Also don't be all surprised by this, celebs are greedy, selfish morons who can't look good without personal trainers, plastic surgery, designer atttire and expensive potions and treatments. FREAKS.

Bah forgot to spell check.
I Don't have a publicist to write shit for me.

Why do younger and beautiful girls always like older men? I've experience with this phenomenon
because i'm tens of thousands of years old.I can prove this because i did put this on paper before and even signed it myself.

Overexposed, I swear she's a vampire.

If people don't like Catherine the Great using $400 worth of caviar to make her hair shiny, then I say:

LET THEM SHAMPOO WITH CAKE!

Y'know, she would be one of the very first to lose her head during a Second French Revolution. Not that I'm advocating her decapitation, I'm just sayin'.....

What's the big deal? My car has seats made out of California Condors. My new leather jacket? Baby manatees. Totally waterproof!!

OH- and I'll be eating an American Bald Eagle sandwich for dinner with a side of roasted grey wolf.

Yum. Chipotle flavored.

I think it would be more realistic to say that she is in fact using something like Alterna Haircare Products. They have an awesome variety of full of caviar and truffles. I know Allure Beauty Supply in Vancouver,BC sells it!! The products are awesome!!!

RE "Why do younger and beautiful girls always like older men?"

Answer: Money.

RE Posted by Kate - What's the big deal? My car has seats made out of California Condors. My new leather jacket? Baby manatees. Totally waterproof!! OH- and I'll be eating an American Bald Eagle sandwich for dinner with a side of roasted grey wolf. Yum. Chipotle flavored.

You are cracking my shit up. I was gonna make up some shit about having a bedspread made out of kittens and drinking baby's blood to stay young, but yours is better.

Play Doctor, you're a liar, and even if not, you're pathetic for writing a paragraph about how hot your wife is on this board. You're going by the handle "Play Doctor" for Christ's sake. No one knows who you are.

If caviar were somewhat endangered, or magnificent and beautiful like a panda, this would piss me off. But I just don't care. People waste much more money on much dumber shit. For example, go to a strip club and watch the sad guy in the corner spend $500 on lap dances. And in my mind, paying anything for blue balls is the worst spend possible.

"Let them Shampoo with Cake" - nice one.

even if he were awake, michael douglass would be too blind to understand she was wearing gold pajamas. he'd probably think he received an oscar and then tell the butler to put her on the mantel.

What's with the censoring dammit? I SHALL NOT BE CENSORED!

zhe iz old and Michael
Douglaz iz old, they both
would have gray hair if they
didn't color it...they dezerve it..

zhe however, iz wasting money
like that on her hair...that
zelfouz bitch needz to donate
to the poor inztead of acting
like zhez zome fucking Queen
that dezervez thoze hair treatmentz..
I HATE THIZ BITCH...

I heard that if a bird poops on the top of your head, it is very lucky too. I wouldn't be surprised if she starts to fly pigeons in from Brazil once a month to poop on her too.

Their marriage must be really boring if she has nothing better to do than think about what type of wacky ingredients she can put on her hair. I have a wake-up call for her -all hair, except at the root, is dead and that is why when we cut it it doesn't cry. I feel sorry for her hair. I think it must be screaming posthumously to get this treatment crap off of it.

I almost forgot --- She is also a HOMEWRECKER SLUT !!!!!!

This is the crazy bitch that gets her bunghole bleached? She nuttier than a fruitcake

Well, she can probably afford it. And if it works -- or even just makes her happy -- then it's a good investment.

You guys are so gullible. The caviar's just a canard to justify the team of Iranian deliverymen who provide the real hair treatment. All the sesame oil from the cous cous and hummus makes their hate paste the true ultra-conditioner [your mom told me, that's how I know]. Plus the caviar ruse explains the smell. Mike's savvy enough to know his tired old doggy water barely leaves a scent.

my roommate asks:

"so, does that mean she eats pantene pro v?"

CZJ no matter what you slather on that head full of extensions, you are still come off as a spoiled, gold digging frizzy haired smarmy Swanzea girl who was almost killed by Mikey old man Douglass' stalker...I once read she also uses beer too to make her hair shiny or something....

#14 is that a reference to The Three Extremes Dumplings?! that movie was sick! lol

MIchael Douglas thinks: My wife, you know, she used to be hot, now she smells like a downtown Dallas Fish Market ... I used to like burying my face in that hair, now I get a hankering for gefilte everytime we make love. English broads, go figure. Hey, don't skimp on the cheeses! I like my hot dogs with double toppings. Yeah jalepenos and chili, too, don't stop. What are you looking at, my wife is too smelly, so I'm taking up food, I'm entitled, it's right there in Torah.

@14: priceless. she's probably pregnant 6 times a year and has a midget named Babu that harvests her dumplings fixins when she's getting her fish-head on.

...and they said the Countess of Bathory was dead.

Naaah. If she had any class (read money) she would use Gold Russian Beluga or Iranian Osetra Gold.

That's what my Missy use for her toe nails bath!

#50 - finally, someone got it! Yes, it is a reference to Dumplings, as I think CZJ is one step away...

Sorry 52 - missed your comment... Agreed!

She's NOT English. She's Welsh. (We Welsh people get picky about that- Would YOU want to be called Canadian?)

hmmmmmmmmm what can I waste 400.00 on today

Actually I'm Welsh as well! Tho I get called a variety of things....

#54 she very well could be, I saw parts of that movie and it gave me the creeps, but I bet a great deal of Hollywood is that souless they'd eat just about anything...

Douglas probably doesn't even notice her gold pyjamas, hes either too blind and his fingertips are too shrivelled to notice her pure solidness, or in the good old days his women were made of out metal and they all danced around them, singing tribal chants, wearing nothing but loin cloths and eating each other and communicating namely by "Ugg," and "Ugg Ugg,"

I think she's gorgeous and all, but this is too much. People are starving. YES starving. stop mooshing fish eggs all over your hair, dammit and do something else with that money!

I think it may be less of an waste of money than it appears. If you get sprayed by a skunk, the only way to get the smell out is with tomato sauce.... Imagine how hard it is to get rid of the smell of Geritol, Ben Gay and the general funk of old man. I think $400 would be a pretty good deal.

I dont know she is on of the top 5 woman on the planet know for long beautiful black hair, maybe its a wise investment if your paid 5mil for a movie.

Ya get the same effects with eggs, which cost $1.59 in some cities, you stupid, cloth-eared bint!

and the most horrible thing is how they get beluga caviar. the criminals find a pregnant beluga whale, slice her stomach open, remove the fish eggs (caviar) and then let
her go to die a slow, agonizing death. disgusting miss jones!

As a Russian and a caviar lover I have to say what a fucking waist of caviar.

I remember reading that she "didn't cook." I'm still trying to figure that one out. This interview came out AFTER she had kids. How in the hell can a woman get away with "not cooking." In most parts of the US a normal guy expects his woman to cook something!!!! I also read she didn't give her kids "pop or soda" yeah how long is that gonna last. As soon as the tots are out of her eyesight it's overdose time with the Coke & Pepsi. People like Catherine make me sick!!! I wish all of the Hollywood "stars" would get REAL JOBS instead of making porn & getting paid for absolutely nothing!!!