Jul 16 2007Cameron Diaz Malibu bikini pictures

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Cameron Diaz has one of the most confusing bodies on the planet. I can't figure out if it's sexy or horrifying or both. It's like looking at a rainbow that's shining on a beautiful girl, only the girl is a rotting corpse and she also has a penis. And there's a panda in the background dancing to the Backstreet Boys. And his paws? Well they're not paws at all, but rather giant hooks. Yup. It's exactly like that.

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FIRST!

2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's hot

FAT

FIRST, 2nd, Third.

Is it wet sand on her ass in this picture?

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/cameron-diaz-malibu-bikini-candids-10.jpg

the body is looking good, it is her face that sometimes appears rather....let's say "unattractive". but, she's looking pretty good here.

Fish must be a homo if he thinks CD isn't hot.

WTF?

nice bod for a 52 year old ;)

She looks good and a lot of women could learn from that.
I'm not into her but more power to her and her dermatologist.

She was hottest when she had curves, like in The Mask.

Your schtick is like, so not funny anymore.

She looks good, but also kinda oldish. Isn't she only in her 30's or something? Must be all the sun.

Fantastic ass, saggy tits though.

She looks good, for being made entirely out of leather.

Bring out the Saddle Soap.

Go to x17online.com where they don't diss Cameron and they actually let you post.

Maybe the MindFreak has been spanking that ass black and blue?

WTC! I just ate breakfast. I don't even think Victor would do her!! she is ugly, no tits, no ass, no presonality. There just is nothing about this bitch that is attractive

I'd hit that bod but someone hit the face! Plain ordinary, no?

I saw her on the beach in Hawaii and swear her body is fantastic in person but photographs wierd! I even noticed her amazing body before I realized it was her. Then saw the photos from that day in US Weekly and saw she cannot take a photo to save her life.

I saw her on the beach in Hawaii and swear her body is fantastic in person but photographs wierd! I even noticed her amazing body before I realized it was her. Then saw the photos from that day in US Weekly and saw she cannot take a photo to save her life.

her body normally looks freakish but it actually looks pretty good here, i hate to admit. wait, that was too nice. oh yeah i watched The Holiday last night which makes it in to my top 5 worst films ever made. EVER ever ever ever ever. 2 hours of my life i'll never get back.


here are pics of CD before she wore the leather face mask

I'm sure many guys on here have seen these pics already...

www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com

What's with the last few photos? Is she turning into a fucking velociraptor? Did she just see a couple of fat kids jumping around in the surf and go into hunter mode?

And, this broad has always been ugly in the face. She looks like Viggo Mortensen. Not a *female version* of Viggo; she just looks like Viggo. In the face.

A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES

I don't get some people. Lush Jennifer Love Hewiit is -Fat- yet this jeckle faced man with Gynecomastia is hot? I think those must be opinions of women who idolize thinness over hotness cause the idea of Cameron in my bed makes me sick.

@25 A person has to be a comoplete ASS-HOLE for make the same post over and over again about people being the first to post FIRST

#26,

I agree, Cameron Diaz is about as sexually appetizing as the moldy old corpse lady who gets out of the bathtub in THE SHINING.

She just needs bigger boobs...she'd be a totally different person.

her nipplez R hard☺
and zhe lookz like
zhez waiting to catch
a wave in thoze bottom
picz☻♦

"Go to x17online.com where they don't diss Cameron"

wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Referring to a celeb by first name only...is it possible to shoot somebody through an IP #?

that bitch is not hot! She's a fucking stick!

whats jason from laguna beach doing there?

She doesn't look as great for 50 and a cancer survivor as Jennifer Love Hewitt does for 45 & three kids.

What? They're both young and healthy? Hoooooboy...

I really don't like her bikini. She sure could find a prettier one, a sexier one.
Mine are way sexier and I have a big bulge in my bikini bottoms.

Isolated parts of her are...ok.

A knife in the heart for her ex! Hey Justin I am everything manly YOU want to be!

I can settle this argument: she HAS NOT been attractive since 1995.

Why are you always so weird texas tranny?

@30 Damn Krazyuglykelli how did you figure those things out? Is your brother Forest Gump?

Because I am.

Duh Veggi

#39 - i think that's the point...

go zuck forrezt gumpz
large dick, bitch
U know U R a ho...

"I don't get some people. Lush Jennifer Love Hewiit is -Fat- yet this jeckle faced man with Gynecomastia is hot? I think those must be opinions of women who idolize thinness over hotness cause the idea of Cameron in my bed makes me sick."

After more than 400 comments on the JLH thread, how about giving us a break today from this humorless repetition of a single thought?

Maybe Fish should amend the instructions on the "Post a Comment" box and add something like "Your comment should reflect the intention of this site: to make fun of as many celebrities as possible, as crudely and unfairly as possible."

After all, there are literally thousands of fan sites out there. Why come here and post your mental menstruation?

Me no likey.

She has the most shapeless body, giant back, no waist definition, hideous butchy man arms and fuck WHY will she not flatter her bust? Wear a padded bikini top just to give a nicer shape. The bikini itself is FUGLY. She needs to wear a nice blue bikini to match her eyes with a nice flattering top also she needs to grow her hair long, I hate shoulder length hair it's so effin boring and unfeminine. also she should stop getiing so tanned it's totally destroying her skin. She should also ccut dowwn on the weight traning if you shrunk her boobs down a little more she'd be a MAN.

ugly swimsuit, but she looks good

FUCK there are sooooooo many fatties out there every god damn time a site posts a "she's fat" pic it gets hundreds of responses. On people magazine the Tyra Banks story got like 1000 comments. Of course most of the comments are all about fat acceptance because obesity is such a huge problem.

And how fucking hard is it to understand somewhere between cameron diaz and Jennifer love hewitt there are so pretty hot bods. Here are the list of un hot bods:

-Way too muscular and shapeless (Cameron)
-Chunking out like a giant pear (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
-bulbous and fat with absolutely no tone or definition (Mandy Moore)
-annorexic skeleton (Nicole richie)

I don't know a single celbrity off the top of my head who has a truly fantastic body but, I know some in real life.

*some pretty hot bods

*celebrity

and other spelling mistakes

gettin ready to go
zwimming and wanted
to tell Bill Clinton
a good morning♥♥♥

We should all get together and sue Dark Horse Entertainment for releasing a movie with Cameron Diaz having cans when she CLEARLY hasn't any. That's false advertising!!

#31, whatsa matter bag licker, tampon string stuck to your leg today?

She would win a Howard Stern Ms. Butterface award. Nasty!!!

She used to be hot but when she got with Timberlake she jumped the shark.

Wow my posts are so lazy and aweful; terrible spelling and no effort. Exactly what this bitch deserves: NO effort for you and fug man-boy face Cami.

The point is she's gross. In soooooooooooo many ways. And since this is a celebrity trashing site that's what I did, I inulted her in a very "superficial" way.

How fucking hard is that too understand? I hate how this site flares up with hundreds of fat love comments whever superfish posts a celeb fatty. Go back to www.fattiesindenial.com and cry to your internet mentors about how you just "can't stop eating" and leave us happy celeb haters in peace.

You know how after many years together people start resembling their pets? Cameron's spent many years together with her surf board.

Let's hope the sun and salt water dries her acne up...


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One of my co-worker went to the Live Earth concert. She said Cameron Diaz's legs were out of this world....to die for! She said her friend (a guy) couldn't stop drooling.

She's in her mid thirties and looks AMAZING!!!!! Not one ounce of cellulite...which is rare for someone her age. It's just her face that is looking its age...but still good.

The guys that aren't diggin' her are most definitely gay.

we're not gay, we're just not into leather

eh. its a simple case of hot body, scary face.

#55 "Go back to www.fattiesindenial.com and cry to your internet mentors about how you just "can't stop eating" and leave us happy celeb haters in peace."

Hilarious....thanks for that one

Bill, I get your
joke...I'm under
your zpell, gotta
go, talk to U later,
honeychild♥

The Mind Freak must be losing his mind over these pictures right about now

I'd poke her in the butt, but only because I've always wanted to see the Joker cry

I think Rachel Zoe (pictured in the caftan) looks like crap. Is she competing with former client Nicole Richie in the skinny department. Cameron looks great...very fit and strong.

Oh man...That is horrid! Why is it that celebrities think they can roam around in whatever they want and get nothing but good said about them? Ewwwwwwwwwww!

She'd make a much hotter dude. Time for her to finish burning off her tits and start building a cock. She could use Justin Timberlake's, he only needs his mouth and asshole anyway.

I like that stuff, so she's somewhat flat chested like you losers wouldn't hit that, yeah right!!

#68 and the like, here's what you're looking for:

www.cameronfan.com

It's an actual site, just cut & paste the address into your current browser window. For the optimal experience, it's recommended that after reaching that site, be careful to avoid hitting the "Back" button.

Why is this man wearing a bikini?

True, she has a very fit, athletic body... but please she hasn't one drop of sexuality, or seductiveness. Just like Jessica Alba... attractive, but can't you even imagine having sex with them... nah. I'd rather have a rabid squirrel toss my salad while I fucked a tree shredder.

Ewww

She looks like an elderly hispanic man/troll hybrid in the 4th and 5th pictures.

I see cellulite #58! I'm so happy! I love cellulite pictures! Makes me feel so good about myself. :P haha

She's got an orange peel ass. No splooge for her!

76th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

76th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I would certainly NOT hit that but, then again I don't have the man stick to hit her with since I am a girl. Maybe she could hit me cause I'm sure she has a penis. Except I wouldn't allow that since I find her nasty.

So if I was a man I wouldn't hit it (god hit her with the ugly stick enough as it is) and as the woman I am I would not let her hit me.

Actually I would certainly NOT hit that but, then again I don't have the man stick to hit her with since I am a girl. Maybe she could hit me cause I'm sure she has a penis. Except I wouldn't allow that since I find her nasty.

So if I was a man I wouldn't hit it (god hit her with the ugly stick enough as it is) and as the woman I am I would not let her hit me.

Surgery fucked her face up alright.

She looks good! It's been a long time since we broke up, but I am happy with Jessica.

she looks good...maybe could do a few squats and get an ass..but other than that, id hit! twice!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Amen to #11. She was a million times hotter when she didn't look like a transexual led astray by an evil personal trainer and plastic surgeon.

Totally hot in The Mask. Totally man-ish now.

She's one of my top candidates for what I would call "The Brown Bag Special" list.

Total butter face ... got to brown bag it!

86th?


Those are terrible titties

It's true that she doesn't have a very feminine body, but from here to calling her fat is a very long way...

The flat-chested bitch is FUGLY from head to toe! She always has been. She looks like Jack Nicholson as the Joker (in Batman) & Skelotor from He-Man's love child. BTW, her mosquito bites looks like they are infected. A wonder bra couldn't even help those "nippies" look decent.

damn how old is she??
this is no good.

shez an ugly
old bitch that

clearly doezn't
even have a boyfriend

to go zwimming with
what a fuckin lozer

all the guyz in the
world and thiz old

bitch can't even find
one to take to the beach

oh, I forgot, itz California
all the guyz there R gay

Not that I have a problem
with gayz, coz I don't

itz juzt funny that zhe
can't find a guy to go to

the beach with her and could
zhe wear an uglier zuit? God!

that girl in the pic muzt be
her lezbo friend, carpet
muncherz R much better than
guyz anyway, everyone knowz
that....☻

y'all just fucking jealous. you know you all are just butter faces.

I'm very accepting of all different kinds of bodies, but she looks like a man.

Superfish guy, I'll clear up the confusion for you. She's a very fit and active girl, in pretty good shape,with loooong, shapely legs. But other than that, she has the body of a teenage boy. The only real womanly thing she's got going for her are her lusciously long legs. End of story.

Beauty Cameron

She is not "ALL THAT". Maybe at one time but not anymore. She never looked great without all the makeup anyway!!!!!

Is it really that cold in Malibu?

she was at the beach because i was using her chest as a surfboard

NORLYIWAS

@#97. After you finished using her chest as a surfboard, I used her back as a surf board. So, she was doing double duty that day at the beach.

99th!

I saw her in Starbucks and I would be all over it.

all of y'all jumping on the hate bandwagon, trying to be cool. Pathetic.

Whatever you think of her personality, her body looks FANTASTIC. 99% of guys will go their whole lives without riding a body like that and 99% of women will never look that hot or shapely.

That said... I'm thinking... anavar?

If Cameron Diaz's body confuses you, let me help you out: You are gay.

The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.

But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?

Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?

If their child came home one day and said "daddy, I'm being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair" would they reply.. "yes well you deserve it"

I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it

#102, I suggest you scroll to the top and read the name of this site again. Then leave and never return. If you can't take the heat...

She has such a weird body. Her abs are weird too. She has like a 26-pack, a bunch of little muscles all over her abdomen that don't make any sense. Check out the shot of her in the gold bikini in Charlie's Angels #1.

Waffle and Chauncy have my vote for Prez and Vice-Prez. (Christ goes out to register for next election)

Awesome body, she's in great shape.

Well she's in good shape but..... no waist... too bad (she looks like a rectangle to me)

Did anyone notice that she's talking to the bone, otherwise known as Rachel Zoe? Yuck!

she has amazing legs

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I was surprised, seeing Diaz's pussy is appeared unshaved (full hairy) (pic 1). Am I mistaken?
Diaz's natural hair color of course isn't blond.

her body::26 ,tight attractive
her face ::52 ,wrinkles ,unattractive ,ugly
she is just like porn stars ,face is dead, body is ok

This reminds me of those pics a few years ago of her having sex with a manatee...er, Matt Dillon, I meant to say.

Actually I've wondered if make-up is taking a toll on some stars faces.

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