Jul 16 2007Cameron Diaz Malibu bikini pictures
Cameron Diaz has one of the most confusing bodies on the planet. I can't figure out if it's sexy or horrifying or both. It's like looking at a rainbow that's shining on a beautiful girl, only the girl is a rotting corpse and she also has a penis. And there's a panda in the background dancing to the Backstreet Boys. And his paws? Well they're not paws at all, but rather giant hooks. Yup. It's exactly like that.
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1. BigBadVoodooDaddy - July 16, 2007 10:02 AM
FIRST!
2. me - July 16, 2007 10:04 AM
2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Snake - July 16, 2007 10:05 AM
She's hot
4. fat - July 16, 2007 10:05 AM
FAT
5. Victor - July 16, 2007 10:05 AM
FIRST, 2nd, Third.
6. xxReeniexx - July 16, 2007 10:12 AM
Is it wet sand on her ass in this picture?
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/cameron-diaz-malibu-bikini-candids-10.jpg
7. Sportsdvl - July 16, 2007 10:16 AM
the body is looking good, it is her face that sometimes appears rather....let's say "unattractive". but, she's looking pretty good here.
8. Anexio - July 16, 2007 10:17 AM
Fish must be a homo if he thinks CD isn't hot.
WTF?
9. Dizzybenny - July 16, 2007 10:17 AM
nice bod for a 52 year old ;)
10. Sheva - July 16, 2007 10:19 AM
She looks good and a lot of women could learn from that.
I'm not into her but more power to her and her dermatologist.
11. p911gt10c - July 16, 2007 10:25 AM
She was hottest when she had curves, like in The Mask.
12. Amber - July 16, 2007 10:32 AM
Your schtick is like, so not funny anymore.
13. Cynthia - July 16, 2007 10:36 AM
She looks good, but also kinda oldish. Isn't she only in her 30's or something? Must be all the sun.
14. does this work? - July 16, 2007 10:41 AM
Fantastic ass, saggy tits though.
15. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 16, 2007 10:47 AM
She looks good, for being made entirely out of leather.
Bring out the Saddle Soap.
16. superficial sucks - July 16, 2007 10:47 AM
Go to x17online.com where they don't diss Cameron and they actually let you post.
17. looks good to me - July 16, 2007 10:50 AM
Maybe the MindFreak has been spanking that ass black and blue?
18. Bite Me! - July 16, 2007 10:50 AM
WTC! I just ate breakfast. I don't even think Victor would do her!! she is ugly, no tits, no ass, no presonality. There just is nothing about this bitch that is attractive
19. Montrosse - July 16, 2007 10:51 AM
I'd hit that bod but someone hit the face! Plain ordinary, no?
20. Stacy - July 16, 2007 10:53 AM
I saw her on the beach in Hawaii and swear her body is fantastic in person but photographs wierd! I even noticed her amazing body before I realized it was her. Then saw the photos from that day in US Weekly and saw she cannot take a photo to save her life.
21. Stacy - July 16, 2007 10:53 AM
I saw her on the beach in Hawaii and swear her body is fantastic in person but photographs wierd! I even noticed her amazing body before I realized it was her. Then saw the photos from that day in US Weekly and saw she cannot take a photo to save her life.
22. Coco - July 16, 2007 10:57 AM
her body normally looks freakish but it actually looks pretty good here, i hate to admit. wait, that was too nice. oh yeah i watched The Holiday last night which makes it in to my top 5 worst films ever made. EVER ever ever ever ever. 2 hours of my life i'll never get back.
23. Aubree - July 16, 2007 10:57 AM
here are pics of CD before she wore the leather face mask
I'm sure many guys on here have seen these pics already...
www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com
24. Chauncey Gardner - July 16, 2007 10:57 AM
What's with the last few photos? Is she turning into a fucking velociraptor? Did she just see a couple of fat kids jumping around in the surf and go into hunter mode?
And, this broad has always been ugly in the face. She looks like Viggo Mortensen. Not a *female version* of Viggo; she just looks like Viggo. In the face.
25. ihavealife - July 16, 2007 10:58 AM
A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES
26. Waffleholic - July 16, 2007 11:02 AM
I don't get some people. Lush Jennifer Love Hewiit is -Fat- yet this jeckle faced man with Gynecomastia is hot? I think those must be opinions of women who idolize thinness over hotness cause the idea of Cameron in my bed makes me sick.
27. Bite Me! - July 16, 2007 11:03 AM
@25 A person has to be a comoplete ASS-HOLE for make the same post over and over again about people being the first to post FIRST
28. Chauncey Gardner - July 16, 2007 11:06 AM
#26,
I agree, Cameron Diaz is about as sexually appetizing as the moldy old corpse lady who gets out of the bathtub in THE SHINING.
29. Alex - July 16, 2007 11:14 AM
She just needs bigger boobs...she'd be a totally different person.
30. krazihottkelli↓→♥♪§♦◄◄∟☻☺ - July 16, 2007 11:15 AM
her nipplez R hard☺
and zhe lookz like
zhez waiting to catch
a wave in thoze bottom
picz☻♦
31. i cry on The Superficial - July 16, 2007 11:16 AM
"Go to x17online.com where they don't diss Cameron"
wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Referring to a celeb by first name only...is it possible to shoot somebody through an IP #?
32. Ms. Sugar Walls - July 16, 2007 11:21 AM
that bitch is not hot! She's a fucking stick!
33. frodo - July 16, 2007 11:22 AM
whats jason from laguna beach doing there?
34. Rocky Dildoa - July 16, 2007 11:22 AM
She doesn't look as great for 50 and a cancer survivor as Jennifer Love Hewitt does for 45 & three kids.
What? They're both young and healthy? Hoooooboy...
35. Texas Tranny - July 16, 2007 11:22 AM
I really don't like her bikini. She sure could find a prettier one, a sexier one.
Mine are way sexier and I have a big bulge in my bikini bottoms.
36. pat - July 16, 2007 11:24 AM
Isolated parts of her are...ok.
37. DiamondSal - July 16, 2007 11:25 AM
A knife in the heart for her ex! Hey Justin I am everything manly YOU want to be!
38. Bern - July 16, 2007 11:27 AM
I can settle this argument: she HAS NOT been attractive since 1995.
39. veggi - July 16, 2007 11:27 AM
Why are you always so weird texas tranny?
40. Bite Me! - July 16, 2007 11:30 AM
@30 Damn Krazyuglykelli how did you figure those things out? Is your brother Forest Gump?
41. Texas Tranny - July 16, 2007 11:30 AM
Because I am.
42. Bite Me! - July 16, 2007 11:37 AM
Duh Veggi
43. Coco - July 16, 2007 11:37 AM
#39 - i think that's the point...
44. krazihottkelli☻↓↓☺☻♣ - July 16, 2007 11:40 AM
go zuck forrezt gumpz
large dick, bitch
U know U R a ho...
45. Sally - July 16, 2007 11:42 AM
"I don't get some people. Lush Jennifer Love Hewiit is -Fat- yet this jeckle faced man with Gynecomastia is hot? I think those must be opinions of women who idolize thinness over hotness cause the idea of Cameron in my bed makes me sick."
After more than 400 comments on the JLH thread, how about giving us a break today from this humorless repetition of a single thought?
Maybe Fish should amend the instructions on the "Post a Comment" box and add something like "Your comment should reflect the intention of this site: to make fun of as many celebrities as possible, as crudely and unfairly as possible."
After all, there are literally thousands of fan sites out there. Why come here and post your mental menstruation?
46. Rosie's Mustach - July 16, 2007 11:51 AM
Me no likey.
She has the most shapeless body, giant back, no waist definition, hideous butchy man arms and fuck WHY will she not flatter her bust? Wear a padded bikini top just to give a nicer shape. The bikini itself is FUGLY. She needs to wear a nice blue bikini to match her eyes with a nice flattering top also she needs to grow her hair long, I hate shoulder length hair it's so effin boring and unfeminine. also she should stop getiing so tanned it's totally destroying her skin. She should also ccut dowwn on the weight traning if you shrunk her boobs down a little more she'd be a MAN.
47. lambman - July 16, 2007 11:51 AM
ugly swimsuit, but she looks good
48. Rosie's Mustach - July 16, 2007 12:01 PM
FUCK there are sooooooo many fatties out there every god damn time a site posts a "she's fat" pic it gets hundreds of responses. On people magazine the Tyra Banks story got like 1000 comments. Of course most of the comments are all about fat acceptance because obesity is such a huge problem.
And how fucking hard is it to understand somewhere between cameron diaz and Jennifer love hewitt there are so pretty hot bods. Here are the list of un hot bods:
-Way too muscular and shapeless (Cameron)
-Chunking out like a giant pear (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
-bulbous and fat with absolutely no tone or definition (Mandy Moore)
-annorexic skeleton (Nicole richie)
I don't know a single celbrity off the top of my head who has a truly fantastic body but, I know some in real life.
49. Rosie's Mustach - July 16, 2007 12:03 PM
*some pretty hot bods
*celebrity
and other spelling mistakes
50. krazihottkelli♥♥♥ - July 16, 2007 12:03 PM
gettin ready to go
zwimming and wanted
to tell Bill Clinton
a good morning♥♥♥
51. wedgeone - July 16, 2007 12:06 PM
We should all get together and sue Dark Horse Entertainment for releasing a movie with Cameron Diaz having cans when she CLEARLY hasn't any. That's false advertising!!
52. U obviously work for superficial - July 16, 2007 12:07 PM
#31, whatsa matter bag licker, tampon string stuck to your leg today?
53. MosesGabby - July 16, 2007 12:08 PM
She would win a Howard Stern Ms. Butterface award. Nasty!!!
54. citizenstrange - July 16, 2007 12:08 PM
She used to be hot but when she got with Timberlake she jumped the shark.
55. Rosie's Mustach - July 16, 2007 12:14 PM
Wow my posts are so lazy and aweful; terrible spelling and no effort. Exactly what this bitch deserves: NO effort for you and fug man-boy face Cami.
The point is she's gross. In soooooooooooo many ways. And since this is a celebrity trashing site that's what I did, I inulted her in a very "superficial" way.
How fucking hard is that too understand? I hate how this site flares up with hundreds of fat love comments whever superfish posts a celeb fatty. Go back to www.fattiesindenial.com and cry to your internet mentors about how you just "can't stop eating" and leave us happy celeb haters in peace.
56. CindyLou (who?) - July 16, 2007 12:20 PM
You know how after many years together people start resembling their pets? Cameron's spent many years together with her surf board.
57. cooter - July 16, 2007 12:21 PM
Let's hope the sun and salt water dries her acne up...
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
58. Doppelganger - July 16, 2007 12:24 PM
One of my co-worker went to the Live Earth concert. She said Cameron Diaz's legs were out of this world....to die for! She said her friend (a guy) couldn't stop drooling.
She's in her mid thirties and looks AMAZING!!!!! Not one ounce of cellulite...which is rare for someone her age. It's just her face that is looking its age...but still good.
The guys that aren't diggin' her are most definitely gay.
59. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 16, 2007 12:30 PM
we're not gay, we're just not into leather
60. flavio - July 16, 2007 12:31 PM
eh. its a simple case of hot body, scary face.
61. Doppelganger - July 16, 2007 12:35 PM
#55 "Go back to www.fattiesindenial.com and cry to your internet mentors about how you just "can't stop eating" and leave us happy celeb haters in peace."
Hilarious....thanks for that one
62. krazihottkelli♥♥♥ - July 16, 2007 12:38 PM
Bill, I get your
joke...I'm under
your zpell, gotta
go, talk to U later,
honeychild♥
63. yummy yummy screw - July 16, 2007 12:54 PM
The Mind Freak must be losing his mind over these pictures right about now
64. Jimbo - July 16, 2007 1:00 PM
I'd poke her in the butt, but only because I've always wanted to see the Joker cry
65. maenad25 - July 16, 2007 1:06 PM
I think Rachel Zoe (pictured in the caftan) looks like crap. Is she competing with former client Nicole Richie in the skinny department. Cameron looks great...very fit and strong.
66. Bling - July 16, 2007 1:11 PM
Oh man...That is horrid! Why is it that celebrities think they can roam around in whatever they want and get nothing but good said about them? Ewwwwwwwwwww!
67. Plumber - July 16, 2007 1:11 PM
She'd make a much hotter dude. Time for her to finish burning off her tits and start building a cock. She could use Justin Timberlake's, he only needs his mouth and asshole anyway.
68. asscrack - July 16, 2007 1:20 PM
I like that stuff, so she's somewhat flat chested like you losers wouldn't hit that, yeah right!!
69. c-ya - July 16, 2007 1:29 PM
#68 and the like, here's what you're looking for:
www.cameronfan.com
It's an actual site, just cut & paste the address into your current browser window. For the optimal experience, it's recommended that after reaching that site, be careful to avoid hitting the "Back" button.
70. star69 - July 16, 2007 1:32 PM
Why is this man wearing a bikini?
71. Cardinel Ximenez - July 16, 2007 1:36 PM
True, she has a very fit, athletic body... but please she hasn't one drop of sexuality, or seductiveness. Just like Jessica Alba... attractive, but can't you even imagine having sex with them... nah. I'd rather have a rabid squirrel toss my salad while I fucked a tree shredder.
72. Jerry Falwell - July 16, 2007 1:44 PM
Ewww
73. EggJones - July 16, 2007 2:37 PM
She looks like an elderly hispanic man/troll hybrid in the 4th and 5th pictures.
74. Alayney - July 16, 2007 3:12 PM
I see cellulite #58! I'm so happy! I love cellulite pictures! Makes me feel so good about myself. :P haha
75. Splooge - July 16, 2007 3:24 PM
She's got an orange peel ass. No splooge for her!
76. devilchild - July 16, 2007 3:48 PM
76th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
77. devilchild - July 16, 2007 3:48 PM
76th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
78. Rosie's Mustach - July 16, 2007 4:03 PM
Actually I would certainly NOT hit that but, then again I don't have the man stick to hit her with since I am a girl. Maybe she could hit me cause I'm sure she has a penis. Except I wouldn't allow that since I find her nasty.
So if I was a man I wouldn't hit it (god hit her with the ugly stick enough as it is) and as the woman I am I would not let her hit me.
79. Rosie's Mustach - July 16, 2007 4:04 PM
Actually I would certainly NOT hit that but, then again I don't have the man stick to hit her with since I am a girl. Maybe she could hit me cause I'm sure she has a penis. Except I wouldn't allow that since I find her nasty.
So if I was a man I wouldn't hit it (god hit her with the ugly stick enough as it is) and as the woman I am I would not let her hit me.
80. chimpy - July 16, 2007 4:12 PM
Surgery fucked her face up alright.
81. J TLake - July 16, 2007 4:38 PM
She looks good! It's been a long time since we broke up, but I am happy with Jessica.
82. wanks - July 16, 2007 5:16 PM
she looks good...maybe could do a few squats and get an ass..but other than that, id hit! twice!
83. DK - July 16, 2007 5:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
84. Amen - July 16, 2007 5:18 PM
Amen to #11. She was a million times hotter when she didn't look like a transexual led astray by an evil personal trainer and plastic surgeon.
Totally hot in The Mask. Totally man-ish now.
85. Brown Bagging It - July 16, 2007 5:19 PM
She's one of my top candidates for what I would call "The Brown Bag Special" list.
Total butter face ... got to brown bag it!
86. baldy - July 16, 2007 6:39 PM
86th?
Those are terrible titties
87. Skinny - July 16, 2007 7:39 PM
It's true that she doesn't have a very feminine body, but from here to calling her fat is a very long way...
88. clb - July 16, 2007 8:31 PM
The flat-chested bitch is FUGLY from head to toe! She always has been. She looks like Jack Nicholson as the Joker (in Batman) & Skelotor from He-Man's love child. BTW, her mosquito bites looks like they are infected. A wonder bra couldn't even help those "nippies" look decent.
89. emily - July 16, 2007 11:27 PM
damn how old is she??
this is no good.
90. krazihottkelli↓→♥♪§♦◄◄∟☻☺ - July 17, 2007 12:11 AM
shez an ugly
old bitch that
clearly doezn't
even have a boyfriend
to go zwimming with
what a fuckin lozer
all the guyz in the
world and thiz old
bitch can't even find
one to take to the beach
oh, I forgot, itz California
all the guyz there R gay
Not that I have a problem
with gayz, coz I don't
itz juzt funny that zhe
can't find a guy to go to
the beach with her and could
zhe wear an uglier zuit? God!
that girl in the pic muzt be
her lezbo friend, carpet
muncherz R much better than
guyz anyway, everyone knowz
that....☻
91. moira - July 17, 2007 2:55 AM
y'all just fucking jealous. you know you all are just butter faces.
92. Jen - July 17, 2007 11:05 AM
I'm very accepting of all different kinds of bodies, but she looks like a man.
93. miss oblivious - July 17, 2007 11:27 AM
Superfish guy, I'll clear up the confusion for you. She's a very fit and active girl, in pretty good shape,with loooong, shapely legs. But other than that, she has the body of a teenage boy. The only real womanly thing she's got going for her are her lusciously long legs. End of story.
94. Jorge Luyo Y. - July 17, 2007 1:00 PM
Beauty Cameron
95. janie - July 17, 2007 4:41 PM
She is not "ALL THAT". Maybe at one time but not anymore. She never looked great without all the makeup anyway!!!!!
96. ... - July 17, 2007 5:38 PM
Is it really that cold in Malibu?
97. downity.com - trashing celebs daily - July 17, 2007 5:39 PM
she was at the beach because i was using her chest as a surfboard
NORLYIWAS
98. clb - July 17, 2007 8:09 PM
@#97. After you finished using her chest as a surfboard, I used her back as a surf board. So, she was doing double duty that day at the beach.
99. Richard London - July 17, 2007 9:01 PM
99th!
I saw her in Starbucks and I would be all over it.
100. drew - July 17, 2007 9:57 PM
all of y'all jumping on the hate bandwagon, trying to be cool. Pathetic.
Whatever you think of her personality, her body looks FANTASTIC. 99% of guys will go their whole lives without riding a body like that and 99% of women will never look that hot or shapely.
That said... I'm thinking... anavar?
101. Jon Bernreuter - July 17, 2007 11:23 PM
If Cameron Diaz's body confuses you, let me help you out: You are gay.
102. Steph - July 18, 2007 6:11 AM
The writers on this site, yes they are funny a lot of the time.
But, do they not have children, daughterss wives husbands?
Do they slag off the parts of their body that they are insecure about?
If their child came home one day and said "daddy, I'm being bullied because of my fat tummy/big nose/big bottom/funny hair" would they reply.. "yes well you deserve it"
I know this is all in jest, but if you, the writers, have ever thought how terrible it is that people have low self esteem or bad body image/anorexia/bulimia, then I suggest you stop writing nasty comments about these peoples bodies, becuase you probably helped cuase some of it
103. miss oblivious - July 18, 2007 10:41 AM
#102, I suggest you scroll to the top and read the name of this site again. Then leave and never return. If you can't take the heat...
104. Christ on a Crotch - July 18, 2007 1:47 PM
She has such a weird body. Her abs are weird too. She has like a 26-pack, a bunch of little muscles all over her abdomen that don't make any sense. Check out the shot of her in the gold bikini in Charlie's Angels #1.
Waffle and Chauncy have my vote for Prez and Vice-Prez. (Christ goes out to register for next election)
105. TheExpatriot - July 19, 2007 11:39 AM
Awesome body, she's in great shape.
106. Le Fruit - July 19, 2007 12:48 PM
Well she's in good shape but..... no waist... too bad (she looks like a rectangle to me)
107. Nikki - July 22, 2007 9:49 AM
Did anyone notice that she's talking to the bone, otherwise known as Rachel Zoe? Yuck!
108. Raquel - August 27, 2007 11:57 AM
she has amazing legs
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110. Judas - October 6, 2007 8:25 PM
I was surprised, seeing Diaz's pussy is appeared unshaved (full hairy) (pic 1). Am I mistaken?
Diaz's natural hair color of course isn't blond.
111. Amanda - October 8, 2007 3:27 AM
her body::26 ,tight attractive
her face ::52 ,wrinkles ,unattractive ,ugly
she is just like porn stars ,face is dead, body is ok
112. Narcissist - October 8, 2007 7:05 AM
This reminds me of those pics a few years ago of her having sex with a manatee...er, Matt Dillon, I meant to say.
113. Narcissist - October 8, 2007 7:14 AM
Actually I've wondered if make-up is taking a toll on some stars faces.