Jul 9 2007Brooke Hogan bikini pictures

FRIST bitch!

Mmm, manly.

Nice to see The Hulkster has toned down a little

..AUGH. my eyes :(

You people are nuts.

I likes a girl with a little meat on her bones......I don't want to break her in half the first night.

Looks tasty to me.

Do I detect a hint of "cooter cleavage"...a little camel toe, some beavage?

Nice pix!

This chick is fucking hot when she's not singing and/or dressed like a rodeo clown. I would totally do her.

Brooke!!! Finally shedding some of the manlyness..once that god awful blonde hair of hers starts to look healthy and she dies it another color..she might be one step closer to normalness.

Brooke!!! Finally shedding some off the manlyness..once that god awful blonde hair of hers starts to look healthy and she dies it another color..she might be one step closer to normalness.

Seriously, she has a nice body. I'm sick of people only considering women who don't get monthly periods due to low body weight hot. I don't know about you guys, but I find a properly working fertile body attractive.

ugh shes nasty.

shes not bad with a bag over her head.. but man, what dude could have sex with her without thinking shes gonna bust out like "HULKAMANIA!!"

blasted double post.. i swear i get a little mouse happy...

..i just love to double click things ;)

Brooke is looking good! She picked a good bikini for her body, I think.

You're kidding me right?

There's nothing wrong with that girls body she looks great.

The only ppl who would knock her are fat ugly bitches and jealous queers.

I bet she's a hellcat in bed, too.

I call bullshit too. She looks fine. Quit pandering to the easy insult you think your readers will appreciate, Superfish. Shame on your laziness.

It's not her body that's terrible, it's her face. It looks like a mixture of that Ashley Tisdale chick and...well, Hulk Hogan.

She got "new" girls!

She has a fine body, but her face - well a bron paper bag would do it I suppose.

She can't sing, but there is nothing wrong with that bod.

She looks great actually, in my opinion. People just have to get it out of their heads that every girl in Hollywood has a stick-thin/tiny body type. Brooke just doesn't, and there are many others that don't either. Just like in the rest of the world! It's nice to see Brooke working a bikini that makes the most of what she has.

Fucking beached whale, jesus christ what the fuck is up with all the fat people pictures. Just change the name of the site to "fatfuckingpeople. com"

Someone got a present from daddy on her chest....i mean the boob job you sick bastards.
She definitely doesnt look as manly here. Chop off her head and replace it with Kristen Bell's and we'd go at it all night.

#6 Yes bikinis do quite often form to the shape of the cooch and give a cameltoe appearance. Good detective work, genius.

I absolutely love Brazilian Tranny Hookers! They are a hoot, brother!

She looks good without clothes. She should pursue this look.

Thanks

what the hell are you guys on? this girl is smokin

wow in the last pic you can really see her pussy and nipples! yay!

Her body is perfect! You guys should all just STFU.

MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!!!!

Looks just like Cameron Diaz! Don't you think?!

Eh, i think she looks pretty good. Better than I would have thought. She's still kinda frightening from the neck up, but from the neck down (excluding her kinda funky-looking feet), she looks alright. She's not teeny tiny, big deal.

you are so nice girl, why did you get those implants? whyyyyyy?

It's amazing that the more someone looks like a real woman, the more people say she looks like a man.

Paradoxically, the women that people think all other women should resemble actually look like little boys with boob jobs.

I totally want this WOMAN. Just keep her in bikinis and out of the clown gear.

Wow.... in that top picture, she looks like Britney Spears.

Well, if Britney Spears had lost 75 pounds.

Those are not breasts. They are giant chemical balls. Tasty chemical balls that is....

Sure, she's mostly plastic now, and the rest is leftover steroids from Daddy Dearest...

...but at least it's not Paris

Cut off her head and she looks great! I think she's got a nice body....butter face tho.

Usually I think she looks awful.
I hate to say that she actually looks...hot, here.

I think her maniliness has more to do with a more masculine face as it appears when emphasised by tranny-levels of lipstick and blush.
I realise here that her body isn't so big--it just appears that way because her clothes are usually 2 sizes too small.

notice she bought some BOOBS

#38,

Are you into headless bodies?

oooh, she looks healthy, just give her a break.

she actually looks pretty good. she's not a waif but she is tanned and toned. better than i've ever seen her.

Why is Hulk Hogan wearing a two piece?

Is that Cameron Diaz?

She's athletic, a build that is much more attractive those other tanned skeletons. She looks fine, other than those sunglasses.

awww how sweet... she takes after daddy in the looks department.

All the dudes with fat mothers like girls like this.

SHES STILL SPORTIN THE QUAD-LABIA IN THE FINAL PHOTO

They're doing amazing things with transgender-surgery these days.

I think she looks great. I don't understand why everyone's hating on her.

EWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!! you can see her pubic hair in the last pic !!!!!!

go get wax or something .. thats nasty...

she's a big girl. not as big as MandyMoo, and still, pretty fuckin big.

BERN IS HEADING HOME, BUT DON'T FORGET TO CLICK THE ABOVE LINK, SCROLL DOWN TO THE POST WITH THE CLOGGING DUDES AND CHECK OUT SOME BOOB SHOT ARCHIVES THAT ARE LINKED WITHIN IT.

She might be thick by some peoples' standards, but it is nice to see a girl who doesn't feel it necessary to starve herself. She's not fat, and she comfortable in her own skin, but MOST of all, looks healthy.

#51
I don't see any pubes in any of these pics. All I see down there is a bald wet kitty.

well for an average person on the beach in Maui she looks great. My vote is the boobs are fake, as the girls seem to be a little high on the chest. But once she was the clown make up off and is not wearing those god-awful chaps, she is certainly girls gone wild material

This guy looks alot like Adam Levine from Maroon 5. He has been seen with every other up and coming hollywood skank, so why not her?

"Hi, do you have those pants in a size 'not fat, comfortable in own skin, and MOST of all healthy'? All I see here is small, medium and large."

I think she has a nice body. Her calves are a little big, but it's better than looking at toothpicks.

She has lost a lot of weight. I give her credit for that.

Poor Brooke. Try as she might, she still looks like a dude w/ silicon implants & her lil' buddy tucked in. Just check out that manly forehead! Some of the 'roids must have been passed along when she got the hulk's DNA. And yet she still thinks she's a larger replica of Britney Spears 1999.

other then the fact that she's really cold. I think she looks really pretty.

Brookez body lookz ok,
but that face haz got
to go..zhe zhould let
a zurgeon fix it...

her body lookz alot
better than zpearzbaglady..

I don't get the Brooke hate. She has a gorgeous body in these shots. Maybe she's goofy other times, and her clothes may leave a little to be desired, but her figure's hot.

WTF with the "she looks like a dude" comments?
This girl is almost 6 foot tall and has a large frame, that doesn't automatically make her "manly"...
By the way, she doesn't have an inch of cellulite on her body. She's in awesome shape and looks very healthy. God, people!

She's a solid lady, always will be. Better firm and solid than mushy like Britney - she looks soft and nasty like the Pillsbury doughboy.

She's SOOO hot O.O

You Guys are sick..... I love you guy's

She needs to get someone to frame these because this is the best she will ever look. Ever. Even a blind squirrel can find a nut I suppose. I would have it notarized by two public officials as well, because by next week we'll never believe she looked this good in the first place. Now get her a face transplant.

Don't armpit incisions sting in salt water? Ouch!

Again with the huge fucking sunglasses. I don't want to be reminded of a fat Elvis everytime I go to look at some dumb rich whore's tits. Can we just settle it once and for all that they don't look good ? Elvis made them look good because he was Elvis, you're not Elvis, you're a looong way from Elvis.

dunno what the author's problem is. she looks good to me. she looks better than the average Jane on the beach out there! get out some?

Oh, she looks amazing! Tiny waist, great legs, toned body, pretty skin.

Wow, she's thick. Put down the Hostess fruit-filled pies, Brooke! Remember your genetic heritage! She could tackle any of you guys posting here she's so bulky. Hopefully she won't look like a tranny when she's 40.

She's hot in a big girl, A.N.S. kind of way.

She looks hot. If I swung that way, I'd bang her. I wouldn't mind a bod like that. It'd be a mismatch colour-wise tho lol

See, I told you that with a decent stylist she wouldn't look so bad. This is as close to naked as she will be outside the house and she looks pretty good and it's because she doesn't have bad clothes drawing attention to her flaws. She's beefier than most Americans can tolerate in their pretty girls, but when she's not dressing like she's someone's idea of a bad joke, she looks nice.

Brooke is freakin CUUUTE!! Her mom is the scary one! *shivers*

holly smoke!!nice toes on pic #8!!! i dont care what yall say that girl is luscious...sorry hulkster

What's with all the "manly" comments? You don't have to be a size two to look good in a bikini. She looks better in her swimwear than that Hayden whatsherface.

Talk about vu ja de. I was peaking on a roid cycle and thus brave enough to bang her in the injection room at Gold's, after she was done with a heavy set of negatives on the squat rack. Long story short, I tried to slip it in her tailpipe, and she started going mental just like her dad back when he'd had enough of getting smacked around by Ric Flair. Eyes bulging, clawing at her receding hair line, the whole bit. I dropped to my knees to beg for mercy just like Rick Rude in Wrestlemania IX, but she just wagged her finger at me, face red and cheeks puffing. Clothes line, body slam, then the big leg drop to finish me off. I came to in traction.You sure are daddy's girl, Brookester.

yeah i'm thinking those are new. probably approved by linda hogan first. since hers are like triple Gs or something... ew. girl needs to stay out the tanning bed... she's gonna fry just like her mother. gross.

I dont get why people give this beauty so much grief. Dude, she's totally hott.

My gawd, a well, well, well well? well ..well an example of female pulchtritude. Call the father, arrange the dowry, this one is the one, I will shield my eyes from all others (she is with sizable bank account and trust fund, yes?) let's have sex with this one every nine months and keep her in maternity for twenty years (lotsa money, right, better be, or you're off my christmas list and I'm wicca!)

#31 you make be right.....kind of looks like Cameron Diaz wish a dash of Fergie....pretty blue tho. I'm not sure if she's that big, but maybe more toned than Mandy MOORE of me to love....

There's a vague but pervasive not-a-woman feeling you get from her. From a very technical point of view, sure, her body looks pretty good here. But somehow it's not a woman's body, despite the carefully engineered changes. You might go ahead & boink her, but you'd be petrified that you'd wake up in the middle of the night feeling her beard stubble rubbing against the side of your face while she bones you up the ass. Or you'd be hoping that would happen, since all straight guys do have that one secret gay fantasy.

Why ohh why did she get a bloody boob job?!
And how the hell did daddy allow that? Maybe they covered it in an episode of Hogan Knows Nothing.

This dude looks like ass! Why are his knees all bruised up!?

She looks like Cameron Diaz on steroids.

boobs are fake. 100% absolutely fake. just got a pair last season. they almost worked it into an episode of "hogan knows best" but she wanted to do it under the radar. they look like torpedoes

WHAT THE SHIT? That bitch is ugly as sin but from the neck down she's fine. NOT fat. You assholes who say she's fat are the same dumbasses who would fuck that bag of bones Allesandra Ambrosio. I guess you're into digging up skeletons and fucking them too.

She just needs taste. And better genes.The reason she gets so much grief is that at age 16 she dressed like a street-walking STD-delivering hooker on VH1 while her proud parents looked on.

She looks amazing here. Amazingly defined waist, nicely curved hips and an awesome tan. I agree with whoever said she looks better than Hayden Panettiere in her bikini, and Alessandra, at least in these pictures. That right there is a naturally good body (apart from the fake breasts), that has a nice shape without being starved into submission. She carries her weight nicely. I am much smaller than she is, but her body is still 10x better than mine in my opinion.

Buddah.

She and Mandy Moore can hook up and form a duet to rival The Weather Girls.

I can't believe some of you. She is young, tan, in shape, and has real nice boobies. And a bit of ass to grab while you do her doggy style is just a plus. I like the slapping sound, not bone on bone crunching.

Enough about Brooke. Did anyone notice the back hair on that dude in pic #5?
Yowzah!! Get thee a wax yesterday!

See, the thing is, most guys of an age that is legal to do her, at some point in their life, they all knew who Hulk Hogan was and they all have some crazy memory of him. Now how are you to bring yourself to hook up with this girl without constantly thinking of the Hulkster?! So basically, Brooke is left to pick her guys from little kids that have never heard of Hulk Hogan, or adults who actually enjoy thinking about Hulk Hogan while having sex. Either way, this doesn't bode well for her romantic future.

Whoa.... she has a nice bod.

Butter face

When their daughters develop bodies this hot, all dads have the God-given right to be the first to fuck them.

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everyone knowz that...they R all
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coz everyone knowz how gay they
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she's such typical american trash - too much money, no style, no talent. plus, she is bloody beefy, although what else do you expect from a hogan.

ps. her boobs just look like massively over developed pecs. i'd ask her surgeon for a refund...

Fuck, I can't stop looking at these pics lol Geez I would rape, maim, pillage and kill for her body - even though it'd come with about 10 extra pounds. It's flawless! Curvy waist, flat tummy, nice thighs, nice tan, nice tits... fuck, this is like my 80th time coming back and clicking on these pics. And not just here, but like on Hollywoodtuna and others too. Fuck...

She has some jacked-up teeth though.

I think Aerosmith hit it on the head...

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!!!!!!

She's pretty hot. I'd suck her cock.

holy shit, brooke hulk hogan is a fucking cow jesus christ. and hwy the fuck is she wearing short that are so small they dont zipper up

She's too tanned. Say hello to skin-cancer.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=brooke_hogan_bikini&title=Brooke%20Hogan%20Pictures

here is brooke PRE BOOB JOB

Quit fuckin' with my daughter brother!!!!!!

Link to the pix, and SUPERFICIAL is not responsible for this posting - screw the lawyers:

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=172845

Nice!

too bad legalese bullpoop made it impossible for the rest of us to see the pics now. *sigh* i guess i'll just have to close my eyes & try to imagine...ok, now..does brooke hogan have blond hair & a goatee/beard & incredibly big horse teeth? cos that's the image that pops in my head.

@52...this bitch is way bigger than Mandy Moore. get your eyes examined.

what the hell? she looks perfectly fine! and not just that but shes HEALTHY. you know, not anorexic or border eating disorder? people hating are just used to fake looking girls who dont eat like lindsay lohan and nicole richie. sure, brooke hogan is a horrible dresser, but at least she's got someplace to put her clothes on! shes not fat

I wouldn't go as far as saying she looks perfectly fine. She isn't fat but she isn't skinny, she's just kind of solid. But she doesn't look that bad for a solid built blond, especially considering the gene pool she came from.

She just better pray Hogan never pulls a Benoit..

So, her weight seems to fluctuate. She isn't that fat, even when she looks her heaviest. My problem with this chick is her ugly butter-face. How do men find her attractive? Is it the blond hair? Just goes to show how much a woman's hair color can make a difference because she s fugly, fugly!!

Her bod rocks, her face sucks, she's butta baby.

All the dudes with fat mothers like girls like this.-----

duuuude, that is what i was thinking, my girlfriend is skinny, just like i like em. dudes that like this chick/tranny are desperate, shes got too much hulkamaniac in her for me.

dunno what the author's problem is. she looks good to me. she looks better than the average Jane on the beach out there! get out some?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Then I guess you must have never been 2 South Beach or Malibu, or Sand Harbor
if you like the mountains. The dog puts the HOG in Hogan. She a cow.