Jul 20 2007Britney Spears starts filming on her ass

MY EYES! Make it stop!

CornFlake thighs....not good.

Years ago I would have paid money to see a shot of her like this. Now...just does nothing. It's not even the body itself, it's just how pathetic she has become.

I'm scared.

Ewww....I think she ran out of money for a trainer. Or a dresser.....or a hair stylist. I can see this whole music and video thing is her idea. WOW, what a loser. Go to college you stupid cow.

You know, she's not that old or anything either... Britney officially scares me out of ever wanting to turn 25.

I feel sorry for whoever writes these posts. Why don't you put a picture of yourself up and let people point out your flaws. Everybody sees through your false confidence and you're a loser who writes about other people's lives, because you don't have one yourself. Hide behind your anonymity, you coward.

#7 - agree totally.
I like my chicks with a little junk in the trunk. Sometimes, cellulite is the price you pay for that.
Mo cushion for tha pushin.

I'd hit that.
(and so would most of you... a-holes)

oh god, she has to have enough money to get a new ass.......Any cottage cheese with that?

am i the only one who really doesn't think she looks that bad? She has always had a gymnast type body. thicker thighs & arms. she is muscular. everyone has cellulite.

see, this is what motherhood does to women - cut her some slack, she had two kids and although she reminds me of a manatee she looks better than Tori Spelling who only had one, or Tara Reid who had none but still looks like crap..oh well, cottage cheese anyone?

#7 and #8
You people do know what the name of this website is right? I mean, you're not that dense, right?

ass implants?! she sure didn't have ASS before.

Why does she continue to do this? She no longer has the body to pull it off.

she needs a tat on each butt cheek, one will say 'butter', the other will say 'parkay'.

I could give two shits about the cellulite.

But her outfit! She's like a bad extra from Pirates of the Carribean they threw out for looking well, like her.

I'm not sure she's got much of an image left to sell.

#10, I AGREE, SHE DOESN'T LOOK BAD. AND YEAH, EVERYONE HAS CELLULITE.

see, this is what motherhood does to women - cut her some slack, she had two kids and although she reminds me of a manatee she looks better than Tori Spelling who only had one, or Tara Reid who had none but still looks like crap..oh well, cottage cheese anyone?

We don't have to cut her any slack you pussies. This is Superficial. To quote Tony Montana, "you got jour head in jour culo!"

WE KNOW SHE HAS A NICE BODY YOU ASSES.

(Once again forced to explain to the plebs)

Celebs don't get in the business to just get by on average looks. Once they get into the public eye, especially if they are touting themselves as entertainers, performers, or sex symbols, it's THEIR responsibility to look and act a certain way, in order to get douchebags with no brains to buy their stuff.

God, I hate stupid people. If she was a regular girl named Betty from down the block, we wouldn't be having this stupid blog.

holy fuck! my mom's gonna kill me if i don't get this mess off the keyboard.

HOOKER
HOOKER
HOOKER

I'm not a fan of Britneys however she looks beautiful in these pictures. She is a great size. Shes not deathly skinny like most celebs. She seems like she just wants to live her own damn life not giving a damn what the general public thinks of her, which is great because lifes too short to care about what the pathetic general population thinks of you. It's clear most of you have some issues with how you look, since what other reason would you have to poke fun of a beautiful woman? I guess if it makes your small minds feel better about yourselves than more power to ya. I'm just glad I don't have to deal with such extreme self-conscious issues. Maybe it's time for some of you to visit a shrink perhaps? Just saying..

What are you talking about? She looks flabulass.... :)

How Cute.....a dimple in picture #11. I hate to say it, but I would still pound her pussy dry. Would love to get that dimply ass all over my cock. Rub my dick up and down those pretty dimples.

WTF happened to this site? There are more Britney, Lindsay and Paris defenders on here than funny rude people!

God, I can't wait until school starts again.

@#7. Youradouche? Yes, you are.

22, 18, 7 and others can kiss that @$$! (I'm sure some of you look forward to it)Yes, many peeps have cellulite, but the lot of them don't seek the limelight to become a 'sex-object' and let it all hang out for the camera. Many people with flaws have something called 'modesty'--which is sorta like MERCY in which they spare the rest of the world by using something called 'clothes' or a moo-moo. Yes, that's why the Mid East uses a Burka. sheesh

She gets sexier by the minute!! I am thinking of becoming a lesbian for that hot bitch. Her legs are to die for! those boots are hot hot hot and her ass is hot. She is just looking mighty delicious these days and any guy who says they wouldn't fuck her are lying through their teeth because I have heard plenty of guys talk about fucking chicks way uglier than her...im just saying

#7 you are so stupid "you're a loser who writes about other people's lives" ....

im sorry but why are you posting and checking the superfish every day!!!!?????

if you dont care about other peoples life dont get in this site bitch!!!!! It is the superficial you know ???? I hate retard people

Yeah, can't trust these tramps with modesty . . . nopers.

@#22. You really impress me. It's amazing how a blind woman can type and send a posting of that size. Congradulations!

Who did her lovely nails and makeup?

Does anyone remember way back when she released her first album as an adult? She was so goddamned hot I thought I would cheese right there in my Levis when she pulled her shirt off. What the fuck heppened? She had all these sexy moves...hell, she was sex personified. How can someone go from THAT to THIS so quickly? It boggles the mind and shrivels the scrote.

#19: "If she was a regular girl named Betty from down the block, we wouldn't be having this stupid blog."

No, but Betty sure would be making a killing down at her corner of Broadway and 7th...

Ive tried to back up this girl and be on her side as one of her fans, but ya know what I give up...she is constantly out lookin for attention, shes not nots, shes not high, she wants attention, thats why she ran in her underware into the ocean the other day, now shes wearing this horrible outfit for a video, I mean is it a porn video, cause this is not the usual gear for a music video. She needs to stop running the hell around and act like a mother of 2.

She reminds me of Rachel Koch or Kate Beckinsale...

Really phony
Really ugly
Really skanky
Only interested in men that are married.

Can't the government do something about this? Can't we, as Americans fight to have her locked up in a psych ward, sent away to another country or killed? She is so disturbing, probably smells awful and evertime I look at her I can't help but think that she walked in a Mobil station bathroom without shoes on. I want to puke. Her poor kids (and now dog).

WTF!!!!!! what is wrong with you people!!???? we hate her and her deform post baby cellulite body!!!!what happend here??? why are all of those Shitney defenders here????? fuck!!!

i'm willing to cut her some slack on the body issues (fine, she had two kids), but i'm not willing to cut her slack over the fact that she dresses like a mentally-challenged prostitute in outfits that highlight every, single one of her numerous body issues.

i have an average body myself, but i'm not so delusional that i think i can get away with wearing outfits that gisele would like fat in.

also, her kids would be better off being raised by a pack of hyenas.

@22, et al - Wow, I guess it's about time I make an appointment with my shrink, huh? These self-absorbed, talentless celebrities think who they are, go out and dress & act like idiots, get trashed by normal people and then, 'WAAAAHHHHH, I have no privacy! People are picking on me!' Cry me a river. Useless, pathetic losers.

Word tater.

Anywho, I really miss making fun of Mariah Carey, who usually also dresses like a cheap hooker.

Nothing's wrong with body flab really, but jeez, have some taste. See, guys, money can't buy good taste or class. Most of these celebs don't know how to dress, did you notice? (remember Cristina Ag's early years?)

I see she still takes her rolls very seriously.

why isn't she on her set shooting..?? why is she parading around on the streets dressed in her costume..?? it's like high school drama club....

I would nail that 6-ways from Sunday! I don't care what everyone says, I would bend that over and slam that phat ass until cheetos flew out of her ears!
And her cans look fantastic too!

Britney, you're lookin' good! Keep up whatever you're doing!

I wish she would just do us all a favour and drop dead.

She looks like Xena warrior princess...or a tranny.

Frist!!!

I agree with the earlier commentor. This everyone has cellulite argument doesn't cut it. Britney is supposed to better than us. She is supposed to NOT have cellulite and be beautiful and made up all the time. In cute clothes and someone to look up to. Someone who little girls AND grown women are like DAMN! I wish I LOOKED LIKE HER!! I WANT TO BE HER!!! Do any of you want to be Britney Spears? Besides the MONEY aspect. Do you want her body or clothes or those snazzy boots she wears all the time? How bout some home died ratty extensions in YOUR hair. Imagine yourself with those, uncombed in your head right now! What would your friends say if you walked in with those on your head and her boots on? Guys, what would your homies say if you walked in the door with a girlfriend who had acne ALL OVER the side her face with ratty home died extensions and wearing some crazy unmatching outfit with no bra - titties all hanging like bananas. Hmmm?? Anyone?? Anyone want to look like Britney now?? SHE IS SUPPOSED TO HIDE THAT CELLULITE AND ACNE AND COMB HER FUCKING HAIR AND WEAR CUTE OUTFITS SO WE WANT TO BE HER AND BUY HER SHIT SO WE FEEL LIKE WE ARE KIND OF BEING LIKE HER. I don't want to be like her now. Maybe 4 years ago but defintely not now.

She probably designed this outfit herself. It looks like a home-ec nightmare.

Trailer - trash. That about sums it up.

Are you sure that isn't Brooke Hogan in a wig?

Glad to see hooker-chic is making a comeback.

It's an industry, and you keep up your side of bargain, simple as that. Sorry, she doesn't have enough personality or residual talent to keep people interested once she starts to let the ass and all the rest slide. Once the last little lingering image of what she looked like when she was hot 5 years ago vanishes, that's it. No one wants to whack off to this.

Her video will be a hit...on BET.

My mom always said if you cant say something nice, dont say anything at all so...
nice boots..

She will be making an appearance as a celebrity wrestler any day now!

You guys don't know what you're missing.
I love a girl with some meat in the booty. And those boobies look awesome too!

I loves me a woman with some chunk, low self-esteem and some white trash in her.
Britney's my dream girl!

I'd take my 12.5" rod, 8-pack abs and granite ass and nail Brit till her sister got some pounds on her!

Anybody who says they wouldn't want to tag that must be dating a well built super-model. If, however, you're a typical 30-something guy like me... that shit looks HOTT!

I'll take Brittney's body (with a little meat on her bones) over some plastic looking skinny model anorexic bitch any day.

To criticize that body??? Man, I'd love to see YOUR girlfriend in a bikini!!!

fat cow

55, no don't encourage the boots! she'll probably steal those things from the wardrobe department & we'll be seeing those on her feet for the next 2 months straight.

@58. You said it Robeddie!
I love a woman with meat. I hate these skinny bitches that are ruining Hollywood. Blowhan looks good now but she was MUCH hotter in Meangirls. She had at least 15 lbs more on then and the bitch looked hot!

I don't care about 'hollywood' standards. Because according to Hollywood skinny broomsticks like V.Beckham and Angelina Jolie are supposed to be hot. Jolie WAS hot when she had meat on them bones.

If a girl built and dressed like Brit walked into a house party, every dude in this forum would be cutting off their left testi to nail her. I'm doing it right now!!

Brit, your ass is amazing! I'd love to stuff her head into a pillow and watch that ass jiggle! Oh yeah!

It's going to take Steven Spielberg to make that fat twat look good in a video. What a mess. She HAS to be doing that shit on purpose.

it looks like she's rehearsing some dance moves. i hope she's really not planning on wearing that outfit cause those boobs are going to pop right out of that things she's wear during the first move.

and you know she put this get up together. how ridiculous.

this project is going to be the laughing stock of the entertainment industry. then she's really going to start a downward spiral.

wait- is she actually seriously about a MUSIC VIDEO???? i thought it was a joke! damn you superficial. im in shock...

she looks like one of those crackhead dominatrix's that got into the twinkies.

when will she just stop and go home with her kids?

Her new song should be called "Attack of the THUNDER THIGHS".

Her new song should be called "Attack of the THUNDER THIGHS".

Like that's really that bad? Yeah all you posters here all date brazilian supermodels right? LOL! We got a mix of jealous fags and life long Whopper flippers complaining about a girl who looks like that? LOL!

Did I just log onto a chubby chasers site by accident? Just because you have lowered your standards and convinced yourself you like women with a little "meat" doesn't mean the rest of us give a fuck. So you like to fuck fat chicks, congrats. Now do us all a favour and come up with something original to say.

well my supermodel's actually is slovakian. but yeah.

Wow, another set of hot pix of this hot MILF! w00t!

My girlfriend actually is Brazilian.
She's hot, but no she isn't a "super-model"

My girlfriend actually is Brazilian.
She's hot, but no she isn't a "super-model"

oh and 67, i'm pretty sure most of us are NOT whopper flippers as you say. most do not speak english, therefore we would all be illiterate. so next time you try to stick up for overweight celebrities, do it on another site por favor.

Britney - you look like total crap - what the fuck is with that outfit and those boots and that wig. Does NO ONE around her tell her the truth? I guess they are all brown nosers who tell her she's great while snickering behind her back.

the logic behind britney's latest fashion is britney knows she looks bad but she figures the less clothes she wears, the more attractive she gets.

oh and @5, your posts always amuse me =)

That chick ain't fat! She's thick. There's a big difference!

And just like some people don't care that I like to nail woman with some curves, I don't give two-craps-and-a-piss that some think she's fat.

I guarentee you every guy in here will be begging for their woman to look like that after 2 kids.

Brit's hot! I want to eat cheetos out of her crack!

Real women do not have tree trunks for legs.

Are you sure she's not starring in a remake of an Ed Wood or Russ Meyer film?

"when will she just stop and go home with her kids?"

People write this all the time. Haven't you ever known somebody who has a shared custody arrangement? Half the time the kids AREN'T at home with you. You have half of your time to yourself, to try to do something productive (other than parenting). I know it's complicated math, what with the fractions and all, but try to follow along.

She doesn't have enough titage to be in a Russ Meyer film.

I have never heard of a joint custody agreement where the kids are only with the other parent once a month. Unless the parent is completely unfit and can only see the kids with other people present and watching.

hmmm...I don't know, when I look around in the "real" world (meaning the U.S., naturally), I don't see many skinny thighs these days. I'd say a clear majority of women have thighs that are as thick as Britney's. It'd be pretty twisted if "real woman" didn't apply to somebody who looks like the majority of women.

Pillbox hat and big sunglasses? (other sites have more photos of the shoot w/her in sunglasses carrying her lapdog) She's a little bit Jackie O, a little bit whore.

I like her costume. Goth.

I thought you fat bitches wear black because it makes you look skinny. Who ever told you that, LIED..........

I would let her sit on my face everyday

First of all, I can criticize her all I want, and you can put photos of my up here to pick apart because you better believe if I had cottage cheese legs and wedgies I sure as hell wouldn't be flaunting them. This girl is trailer trash with a nasty body that needs to be covered up. She looks like a carnie.

She looks like someone who would be a guest on the Jerry Springer show. Her body is no longer made for this style of clothing, somebody needs to smack her and wake her the hell up!

This is actually sad, the chubby girl in my high school who impersonated Britney for the "talent show" looked better than these pics.

Get back to where you once belonged... the gym!

Why do so many of you dooshes [sic] think that "everyone has cellulite"? That just isn't true.
Her ass is bad, and not good bad, bad bad. Like bad sushi.

Anyone wanna bet that Fish puts this story back on top for the fat-acceptance weekend shift of commenters?

why doesn't this woman just stay home & chill out for a minute! Take five ... months, Brit!

57, 58, 67 & 77

You're obviously all reading this on standard monitors. Each of you run down to your local neighborhood electronics store and pick yourselves up a widescreen display. I'll wait.

Everyone back? Good. All together - open the boxes and take out the foam packing. Easy... don't scratch the screens. Put them up on your desks, plug in the power cords and connect the video cables. Now turn them on. You might want to up the resolution so you don't miss any important details. Now wait a second for the image to load...
There she is.

What? Did you all just gag a little? That's more like it.

There are two horrible things about this picture: 1) The outfit is hideous; I don't care how hot your body is, that outfit isn't going to look good on anyone, and 2) She DOES NOT HAVE A GREAT BODY. Mariah Carey is thick but she manages to look okay in skimpier clothing. Britney's sagging and cellulite don't make her "thick." She needs to go to the gym and commit to a regular skin care routine.

And before you start going on about how she has had kids, so have I--that doesn't mean you automatically get dumpy. I've had a baby and I'm not fat, but I have to go to the gym six days a week to maintain. I also wash my face morning and night and use topical meds to prevent acne. So it's possible to look decent--you just can't be lazy.

@95 - instead of that awkward and contrived mess about LCDs you could have simply said "imagine you're a gay man" and then go right to your last line.

I think you guys are being too hard on her-- what the photographer missed is that she had been sitting on a gravel driveway for about an hour beforehand...

Is she practicing "dance moves" in some of these shots? Oh yeah this comeback is going to be awesome!

And by awesome I mean cringe worthy.

Maybe they will use that slimming camera they used for that Paula Abdul video. I sure fucking hope so.

Here's the deal, the second I make millions of dollars from simply shaking my ass around, get married to and divorced from the corniest loser who ever lived, have two kids, hire someone to raise them for me so I can run around taking drugs and flashing my genitals at people, get fat, go crazy, shave my head, go to rehab, start fucking fucking another loser while in rehab, slap my mother around, stop washing, look like I smell strongly of cheese and rotten fish and STILL think I deserve to earn millions of dollars for doing nothing more than shaking my flabby cottage cheese ass around,

on that day, I give you all my full permission to make fun of me.

The problem isn't her fat ass...it's her crappy taste and stupid behavior. If she actually took care of her kids and hired a real stylist, there would a pretty much nothing left to trash her for.

She not only made her bed, she refused to change the sheets and is STILL lying in it.

I agree with the majority of the commenters here: She's got a SMOKIN HOT bubblebutt. The gays and the bitters will rag on endlessly, that's what they do, but straight guys want to pound that thing just like Britney used to do to Justin.

@97

This time I will go right to my last line.

...so fuck you, you worthless piece of shit.

She gave a new meaning to the word "trashy".
And that word is "violently vomiting".

She gave a new meaning to the word "trashy".
And that word is "violently vomiting".

Why won't someone help this poor girl? Someone please make this trainwreck stop!!!

oh damn, this honey is hot. I can get jiggle with it in that tail all night long.

#7 - like we've NEVER heard THAT before. The reason that we can rag on this hag is that we all have to slave to get by (except fatfuglykelli, who is unemployable due to lack of education), while Shitney runs around with so much $$$ that she has no excuse to be flabby or have cellulite.

Now take your douche make to her fansite, buttmunch!

#8 - I am one A-hole who would definitely NOT HIT THAT!

#17 - stop shouting plz.

#27 - Bravo! well-said.

#57 - and then you woke up to your 1.25" rod, your beer gut, and your spongy ass.

#103 - not sure if you actually counted the posts or not, but I'm 99.99% sure that a majority of posters to this article DO NOT think that Brit has anything hot. Not anymore.

I agree with wedgeone and all the others - she's totally fuckable these days!!!

Any guy who claims he wouldn't tap that ass is a FAG and/or hasn't been laid in years because your standards are too high for what you look like. (Yes, you're ugly but your friends, if you have any, are too nice to tell you)

I would be all over her in a New York second.

Poor Britney. It's seeming very doubtful that she'll ever get back to where she was. She never had a great voice but for the most part, back before she married K-Fed, she was really cute and could dance and was likeable. It seemed to me show starting going downhill after Justin dumped her and hasn't ever really been the same since. Now she acts psychotic and performs like a clown for all the paparazzi as if it's the only thing she knows how to do. I feel sorry for her.

I'd fuck her. I'd fuck the taste out her mouth. I'd fuck her so hard there'd be an imprint of her body left on the bed when we were done. I'd fuck her so good she'd forget that wannabe Kevin Federnigger.

HAHAHAH. why has no one said anything about that godddamn hat? holy shit.

Britney is so ugly, she has the ugliest face i have ever seen, her eyes are ugly, she has a beef neck and tree trunk legs. There is nothing hot about her, she's ugly. Anyone saying she is hot, is either a brainwashed teenybopper, a sad desperate old man that can't get laid or a liar.

She looks like a wrestler/prostitute. Britney is the epitome of a trainwreck.

Well said, silly bee #48, well said! Titties all hanging like bananas? LOL!

The majority here have to be on crack not to think that Brittney isn't fucking fine as hell. She's hotter then most of you were in you late teens or even hoped to get with a girl this fine. After 2 kids and have the packaging in all the right place. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones and ass instead of some bony flat ass transvestite looking mannequin strung out on plastic surgery.

Britney may dress like she starts the day off with a drink or 2...or 7... and she may on occasion act like a blithering moron for the paparazzi...but she most definitely is not fat. For all the men who claim they wouldn't jump on the opportunity to jump on Britney, the gig is up- We all know you're jerking it to the jiggle right now. For all the girls who have anything negative to say about her...take off all your clothes, put something sexy on, and go stand outside in the broad daylight. I dare you to let someone take a picture of your celulite free ass and post it for eveyone to see how much hotter you actually are than Britney Spears.

Are you serious? I'm 33 and I am so...much classier and can actually read a book, unlike her!

Oh and I didn't steal my husband from a pregnant woman, either. She's a dirty used up whore.

Sorry if someone said this already:

First, don't lump that body into the "she's had kids" category. In my opinion, yes, a woman's body goes through a lot of changes when she has kids, but looking like shit isn't one of them. I've had kids -- do I have the body of a 20 year old? No. Do I look like this? Hell no. Why? because I don't eat cheetoh's, drink, and shop all day.

Second, after having kids, most women don't feel the need to parade around in clothes from when they were 16. And, if a woman does, she better look damn hot; otherwise, she deserves whatever comments she gets.

Corrected a typo, and Yes education is important.

The majority here have to be on crack to think that Brittney isn't fucking fine as hell. She's hotter then most of you were in you late teens or even hoped to get with a girl this fine. After 2 kids and have the packaging in all the right place. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones and ass instead of some bony flat ass transvestite looking mannequin strung out on plastic surgery.

Britney gets uglier, sloppier and crazier in every picture.

Her shaving her head phase, which seemed totally wacked, seems quaint now in comparison to her current piggish cuckoo ways.

She is ugly as hell. I don't see anything pretty about her. Her body is decent for having 2 kids. I have a 2 year old daughter and my body is better than hers. Similiar like Brits but I look tinier than her. I have curves too. Difference is, I take care of myself, workout, and eat healthy unlike this trash.

I just heard on the news that she applied for a cocktail waitress job. Britney filled out an application and turned it in.

She said it was to help her get into a new movie role (Roll?? lol).

Sureee......!! Anyways, she's Britney Spears, she shouldn't have to fill out an application.

Previous Employment: Pop Star

cellulite is normal for almost every woman you morons. She looks pretty damn good to me after having two kids. How many women do you see that have a body like that after giving birth TWICE

Must be a lot of black and hispanic dudes posting here. They call it "thick" I call it chubby. I'm straight as an arrow, I'm in great shape, and I have no problem picking up women (and banging them). And no, I would not bang this cottage cheese thigh having banana titted bitch. Any dude posting here saying this bitch is fine is either:

1. black or hispanic
2. desparate
3. desparate and old
4. ugly as a mutha
5. blind.

This bitch was fine many years ago, but her time has passed.

#58 robeddie, I don't know if anyone else has asked this, since I can't be bothered to read all the posts...but...how many typical, 30-something (heterosexual) guys use "HOTT"??????? I thought only Paris Hilton and other 13 year old girls used it. Do you dot robeddie with a heart too?

What a fool...and the hat?! What a moron. And newsflash!!!Britney...welcome to the year 2007! Its NOT 1998 and you are NOT 19 anymore (or whatever the frick age you were then, I don't care). You just don't have "it" anymore. Get over it and move on, take care of your fricken children. Fricken Has Been! Frick! Frick Frick Frick! I can't stop saying Frick! Fricken Scrubs!

Aaaaaaaaaaand blind.

Been reading the comments and it seems that there are actually a large number of crude guys who would love to get w/ Brit this way.
That being said, it's the 'gays and the teenybopper girls' who buy her albums, not the "real" men, so you can fantasy fuck her all you want, but she ain't never gettin' back on top o'the charts.
Thank Christ for that.

eww she looks like a hooker =\

somewhere, K-Fed and Justin are high fiving....
and Miserable Bastard.....that shit was funny!

Ehh, whatever. I bet half of us here have cellulite on their asses anyway. If she exercised and quit drinking and mistreating herself she'd lose some of that.

She dresses so modestly!

Does this bitch ever cover her junk up?

Does this bitch ever cover her junk up?

i dont understand...no one dresses like this anymore. does she realize she looks like a bona fide prostitute? even on someone with a hot body this would be trashy as hell. she needs to realize she doesnt have the hottest body on earth, which is fine, because anyone who's had two kids is not going to be the pinnacle of hotness. but she just flaunts it. ugh.

Two words: Short 'n Squat, and no, "'n" isn't a word.

Shitney fans are the biggest losers. She is a nasty has been that should fade into obscurity but won't let go. Bald Britney was a hideous reflection of her soul. She can keep showing that nasty body but it will never make her bald pictures go away ha ha. Her come back attempt will be a colossally amusing failure.

What class of desperate losers would want to "tap dat azz"? Probably the same kind that would look at a blow up doll and think the same thing. Shitney is nasty! She has a FAT neck! For the love of pete, even her neck is fat! Her eye makeup always looks crusted over from the night before, she looks like she stinks, she has stubby hands, legs and torso, and cheeto-induced cellulite, southward-bound boobies (BTW, after breastfeeding 2 kids for a total of 18 months, my boobs are still WAY perkier than those non-breastfeeding 'naners!), is crazier than fvck, dresses like a hobo/prostitute, and cracks gum and wears cut-offs while 9 months pregnant on national TV, and you guys think this is HOT? Maybe I should start manufacturing skank Shitney blow-up dolls for all of you boys hot 'n bothered by this chick, I'll make a fortune!

There are so many people I know that are younger than her and have 3 or 4 kids. They all take care of their kids and they look better and they don't dress like hookers.

In the top picture, I see ass pimples. Someone please tell me why she's always dressed like a hooker from Europe. She's mental.

Ok, it's not Kim Kardashian's ass, but.....it's still do-able. ;)

In the top picture, I see ass pimples. Someone please tell me why she's always dressed like a hooker from Europe. She's mental.

In the top picture, I see ass pimples. Someone please tell me why she's always dressed like a hooker from Europe. She's mental.

OK, so she's just a dirty little girl, but I'd still enjoy giving her a bath. Her hair came back in OK, it actually looks better than I remember it...

#19 & #121 : Exactly, thank you.

#127: Thank God there are men who won't fuck just anything. Now, just curious, would you bang #141?

Why in the fuck doesn't she just pose nude for some sleezebag mag and get it over with.

Ew wtf, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Who are the people who are defending her body? Is this the same person using a different ID each time? Yes, maybe she does have a pretty good body considering she has had two kids, and yes, she is probably way hotter than most people's girlfriend/wife.

But you are entirely missing the point.

This is BRITNEY SPEARS! She is supposed to be the PERFECT girl. She isn't supposed to have FLAWS! We didn't mind if she couldn't sing that great, because she was SMOKING!

She isn't that same girl anymore. And she doesn't have the killer body or looks anymore. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the talent that we can overlook how she looks anymore.

Yes, everyone ages, and so has Britney, and that's too bad. But the fact is the body and looks were so much a part of the package, and that is what she was selling. And on top of that, her behavior and antics as of late have been atrocious.

And it's not as if she has lost just a little bit of her looks and body -- she looks WAY WORSE than she used to. If you cannot see this, then you aren't being honest here.

So with no real talent to begin with other than her looks (which she has lost), she is nobody. But she is trying to act like she is still the hot girl she used to be (with the ultra-short dresses and trying to show off her body), and it comes off as ridiculous.

If the only issue was that she lost some of her looks, it wouldn't be a topic on the gossip boards. That isn't the issue with most of the negative posters on the gossip boards. It is her constant insane behavior as of late. Maybe you can't stop aging, but you can stop acting like a dumb-ass all the time. That's what has got people riled up about her.

#57 LOL but #109 even LOL even louder!
At the end of the day Britney Spears has officially become LEFT OVERS. There's no doubt. She'll never be what she was period, I made sure of that.

-K FED

BRITNEY IS LOOKING HOT AS HELLLLLL!!! She was looking kind of skanky for a while, but DAMN she's looking GOOOD in these photos!!! I hope she finally proves herself to still be the STAR we all love and/or love to hate. YOU GO BABY, WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU!!! No matter what these hate mongers say. The guys at the Superficial sure seem to post a number of pictures of the beauties they are allegedly sickened by. Suspiciously, there always seem to be an irregularly large amount of photos when the girls are looking extra sexy like in these or the ones of Paris in Hawaii. Guys probably typing that shit talk with one hand, if you know what I mean. Hypocrite!!! You know I'm right!!!

The fact is that some people just have star quality. It's not always pure talent or looks that matter the most. It's a certain charisma, and Britney has it. If it were all about looks and talent, then why isn't Christina Aguilera the one that everyone is talking about all of the time. They started their careers around the same time. Conventionally speaking, Christina has a better voice and prettier looks. She just lacks that certain something extra that people love more than anything. Any record or movie producer or talent agent will tell you the same thing, it's star quality period. That is what brought Britney fame, and will continue to bring her fame. She's a great person! Not a perfect person, a great person.

I knew that it was going to be some haters that were going to be hating on her ass!
Her ass is hot! I knew that the white whores that think that puking over toilets were going to have a strong reaction, those are the whores that are a size 0, and think that shit is actually healthy..WRONG! Britney is the shit! I can't wait until she comes out, and show all of you haters that are mad because you know that you don't, or will ever have a chance in HOLLYWOOD! I knew that the small DICK men were really going to say something..HELL you should like to see some form of ass..that is the closest to ass that you will ever get..unless you rent a hooker..then she would probably laugh in your pathetic faces! STOP HATING...

For all of the anorexic whores, that are fucking up your body...here's a little information for you to read...Then maybe you will see that having a HOT ASS like that is hot! CLICK ON THE NAME!

Nothing wrong with having some juicy assnick...Nothing wrong with having a little cellulitey by the age of 26. But SOMETHING wrong with going around flaunting it in unflattering outfits, and still thinking it looks as good as it did at 19! Save that shit for your man!

#151 I totally agree.

She looks so damn dishevelled! The only good thing that Britney could do is retire!

ARRRGH! Britney fucking Spears, cut it out! Pull the trigger already! It's not funny anymore!
I'm going to my dark closet to cry now.

#153 and #156, please go away.

I was once a size 0, now I'm like 1 or 2. I don't know now, I just try the clothes on and if they fit I buy them. I LOVE to eat but somehow God made me this way and as much as I try to gain weight so that fatasses won't call me anorexic, I just can't gain any weight. I used to be so obsessed with gaining weight but now I don't give a damn. I just let the fatty ones envy me. Some of us are just naturally skinny. And of course I have some cellulite because I didn't do any exercise so I would not lose weight but now I'm walking to correct that problem.

Everyday i get up and look online and i see a fat girl who is always trying to be naked. You make me puke when i see all the celulite. What is it that you think you have that we want to see. You are all fat and flab.

What's with that hat? The boots must have come from shoe show and the outfit is so cheap looking. Hasn't she got hair yet? The wigs are out of control and kids or no kids, that's what cheetoes will do when self control is ignored. If she was so healthy before kids she should have returnd to her sexy self with some self discipline she so serioulsy lacks.
Yes, she thrives on attention, however, she is failing to tell the difference between positive and negative attention. At 25+ she should know the difference. She is a mother. I think she is regretting that now. Hmmm, maybe they were a big huge feaux pas, but they are here and it's time she took her responsibilites seriously and realised she is an example to her babies and they certainly do deserve better than K-fed.
Maybe she should turn them over to the state for adoption or something.
She looks and acts like a cheap whore in some sleezy part of Nowhereville, USA.

Britney Spears reminds me of those orangutans from a zoo in Thailand that they trained to do kickboxing poses, but then the zoo closed so they just kicked 'em out into the jungle, and every once in a while one'll turn up and do kickboxing poses and it's just kind of pathetic.

This video has to be a Comedy. I guess she doesn't care that everyone is laughing at her, and not with her. She really is a retard.

Regardless of whether you think she's a fatass or a hottie, mentally challenged or misunderstood she's still dressing like a two dollar hooker let loose at the local sex shop! For gawds sake she's got two kids, cover that shit up! Imagine how thrilled her sons are gonna be when in a few years time all their buddies show them the pix of their trailer trash skank mamma!

I can eat as much as I please and I never gain weight. Guys call me all the time and my appearance turns heads even when the guys are with their girlfriends. I love the glares and jealous looks the fatties shoot at me. Being thin and happy is a dream you plus sized shitneys were never meant to know. Don't hate me because I am beautiful and you're not. Hate me because I enjoy your suffering. Please continue getting fatter all of you.

she does looks great!
she not like all those skinny other girls that you cant watch em
but britney...
wow she sexy!

Guys, I know that I look bad. I can't help myself. I really do think that I am still 17. I need attention so bad, this is what I do. I won't be on stage anymore, after I got laughed at last time for not singing. Those kids of mine drives me crazy. I didn't know that I really wasn't ready for kids. Just ignore me when you see me running around acting like the idiot that I am. Sorry.

Damn...even Shitney's hands have cellulite! Nasty ho.

#168

You're right about shitney not being like all those skinny girls. She is average which is chunky. You can't easily watch the skinny girls because they hardly exist anymore. Which makes me wonder where you're located to see "all those skinny girls." Everywhere a man looks there is mostly bloated, disgusting bodies. This is God's punishment on American society. He got bored of plagues and smiting.

She looks better tnan I've seen her look in a long time. There is nothing wrong with her body. It's her taste that is lacking.

$5 she love you one more time

THREE THINGS I NEVER NEEDED TO SEE IN MY LIFE--by Jrzmommy

1. Kittens being stomped to death by a chick wearing 5" stilettos

2. An olympic sized pool filled with vomit

3. These photos of Britney Spears's ass.

As some have mentioned before, it's not that Britney's body is bad for the average woman. But the bitch gets paid to look good. Fuck that bs about her "singing" career because anyone with access to synthesizers and a good producer could do the same thing. Britney is packaged as a sex symbol and sex symbols aren't supposed to look like the cute check-out girl at Wal-mart. When she first came out, she was the amazing chick that you'd love to bang but couldn't touch in a million years. Now she looks like a marginally attractive chick that you could bang if you plied with her enough beer. And that would be fine in the real world, but that heifer lives in La-La Land and her dumpy body just doesn't cut in the land of the silicone beauties.

#171

Thats strange because everywhere a woman looks all she sees is idiotic ungodly hideous men. Where are all the hot guys??? I mean sheesh this has to be one of the worst things God has done to America.

#177

We're wisely electing to hide from you. Word of your ghastly appearance, noxious odor, and propensity to eat all the men that spurn you has spread far and wide. Soon the townsfolk will be up in arms and after you. Slay the beast!

The last comment was directed at #176 actually. It is certainly embarrassing that I missed a target that is so large. No real hunter could miss hitting her fat, greasy ass. I'll hang my head in shame and forfeit my title of Savage Beast Hunter. Hopefully a more able man will champion the cause.

She has pretty bad skin, which I'm guessing comes from all the tanning she used to do, but her body doesn't look bad. She's a woman with two kids who looks like she exercises a bit and enjoys eating more than just veggies.

Thing is, when you're going to be running around in teeny tiny outfits with a camera zoomed in on your ass, 'not bad' doesn't really cut it.

Good gravy marie, she looks whore-riffic! That horrid outfit highlights her sponge butt. She really needs a stylist and a trainer. And shock therapy!

You guys are nuts, that's a great ass. I would lick that ass until the morning light without hesitating once. A great ass, yummy.

See that's the thing. Britney looks like the average American chick now. That means fat ass, cottage cheese thighs, a little gut, and droopy tits. We can see chicks like that anywhere. But at one time Britney had a sick body. It was perfect. No fat anywhere, tight, muscular, just freaking perfect.

Now I understand she's pushed out some kids so I can cut her a little slack. But she should be honest with herself and realize she doesn't look like she used to and she should dress accordingly. Five years ago she could have gotten away with that outfit no problem, but now she looks like every other chunky chick wearing clothes that are either too tight, or too skimpy for their body. I don't know anyone who thinks a fat dimply ass, or cellulite is attactive.

Actually after reading the comments here I have to edit my earlier statement. It should read, "except for the loser dudes posting here I don't know anyone else who thinks a fat dimply ass, or cellulite is attractive."

her body doesn't look bad for a recently divorced mother of 2 that is always caught on camera scarfing down bags of cheetos.
however... her clothes, make-up, and hair tell a completely different story. sometimes she literally looks like a confused transvestite.

then again...im a big girl myself. so maybe im biased.

Harry is a Horcrux... Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!

she looks like anyother porkbelly I know. Except the pigs I know at least know how to dress and have nice beautiful hair. She's a porker and that's all she'll ever be.

Why do you people think that I cheated on her fat ass? She is a lazy fat eating cheeto
piece of crap that thinks the world owes her a living. She can't sing at all, so she walks around all day looking for a camera dressed like a hooker from LA. Shar Jackson is so much better than her. At least she loves her kids and takes care of them. Britney, thanks for all the money you gave me, you stupid bitch. Next, you'll be giving me those kids, since you have no idea what to do with them.

O my, it's a WHALE. For a young woman and a 'artist' she sure looks terrible. What an ugly face and body. People who still thinks she looks good or even sings live are nutcases.

Would someone post a link to a site that actually has the balls to post the pics plz?

Rest of ya'z politely lrn2STFU

so? what's with you guys?

is it ur ass being posted to the net?

if not don't complain, you losers!

I don't know what all the fuss is about. I think she has an adorable ass ans so does my boyfriend. I'm not really into other girls, but if ALL girls had such tempting asses....
Anyhow, here is a link to the pictures: http://www.music-juice.com/celebrity-news/britney-spears-black-panties-mini-skirt-close-up.html

#7- you said what i was thinking

if anyone wants to see what i look like- i'm not a coward, so here's my link. cop and paste bitches

say what u want, but then u have to show me your pics or i'll just assume you are ugly and bitter.

http://www.myspace.com/booknerd86

#193

Myspace Angles was the first thing that came to mind when I glanced at your profile pic. Click my name for a reference to the terminology. It is hardly surprising that a "booknerd" needs something akin to a smoke and mirrors ruse and guys will take an athletic nerd over the sedentary type any day.

Why doesn't she just get it over with and walk around naked.