Jul 18 2007Britney Spears slaps her mom

FIRST!

LOL

A slapfest!!!!

Oooooo we're they naked? Oiled up? High heels?

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I blame Jamie Lynn for this. If she had just used the hide-a-key under the welcome mat to let herself in quietly instead of barging in, Britney wouldn't have even noticed the kids were missing and this whole thing would never have happened.

well there goes my theory that she should leave LA and go back home to mom for a few years and raise her kids right.

Wait, 2 trailer park sluts slapping each other over their alleged "parenting" skills....come on, so unbelievable! Don't trailer trash usually discuss things like rational adults?

Damn Fish! Slow day?

First!!!! suckers....

Is anyone else as sick of Twitney Spears as I am? Here we have a no-talent, slutty trailer park queen being put up on a pedestal every fucking day. Enough! The skank doesn't DO anything but go to clubs and get trashed and ignore her kids. I want news about some classy people, not this piece of dirt.

she looks good for havin two kids, yall, but she needs to wash her nasty extentions!

Is it just me or does Twitney look pretty good in these pics? I'd smash that trailer trash ho in her double wide ANYDAY.

Her new reality show starring her and her puppies and parakeets will be called "Psychotic - The Downhill Years."

Children, there's a reason LA is called LaLa Land. Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be pop tarts.

Who walks around like that, anyway? I mean, she's got a nice body, all proportioned, but, WTF, man!!!??? She must be really lonely. I know what a leper must feel like.

Pobrecita (NOT!)

Referencing Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch"

Jaysus. I'm suprised those shorts aren't showing labia cleavage.

WTF is it with Brittany's mom that makes her think that she can just take kids when the kids' MOTHER doesn't want her there? Fan of Brittany or not, totally fit mother or not......she's not nearly as bad as a lot of parents out there, and has every right to say who can and can't have interaction with her kids, including that of any other relative (other than the biological/legal father). She needs to go take a trip to the Bermuda Triangle with Anna Nicole's mom........

Slap your mammy down
Slap your mammy down again
Oh move it up and down now
Oh move it all around now

I'm just thankful that Tara's stomach isn't poppin up everytime I go to superfish..... Sheaaatttt!!!

A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE like Bite Me! to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES. It looks like I’m starting to getting under Bite Me!’s Skin. So sorry. Now you can go sit in a corner to pull your little dick and cry.

I'm sorry. My dog was not doing a good job at licking all the peanut butter off my coochie and I was just agrivated. I turn stupid when he doesn't do his job right.

Why does she always look like she needs to wash her nasty hair? If she has enough money for a $3000 dog, she could afford some shampoo!

#17
You have to be a complete ASS-HOLE to sit by a computer and call people assholes for writing First! on every blog on superficial.
Like we haven't seen you write this before, get a life ihavealife!

I have a top just like that, except in chocolate brown. It's meant to be worn OVER A CAMISOLE, Britney, you dumb whore.

I see another pic of Britney and I don't even read the damned article! I don't give a shit if she slapped her new damned dog or her children or K-Fed and her children and her dog at the same time.

I don't care if she slapped Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton. I don't even care if she slaps me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something new, pleeeeeeeeease!

Kerpupples...if you get bored, like me, I will talk dogs with you. I am also a bit obsessed with mine...

you guys should check out PEREZHILTON.com, it is updated like 500 times faster than this site...

Everytime I see pictures of Britney it makes me so angry!! There is no excuse for her too look as bad as she does with all the money she has. For the love of God, get a fucking stylist!! She's like a 5-year-old that wants to dress themselves, and puts on some crazy mis matched outfit, except at least a 5-year-old is cute enough to pull it of. What are those nasty high heel, fur-lined loafers on her feet?! And the trailer trash top and daisy dukes...she is a walking cliche! Lastly, why can't she carry a nice handbag, she certainly can afford one!

if we are gonna promote other sites...

www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com

check out the commentary on Amy Winehouse and Posh Spice. hilarious!

her body looks pretty good here. better than i've seen it in a long time.

but she needs some new clothes and to stop making those fugly faces.
ew.

No, people that write "first" are douchebags. The humour in that was dead and buried a long time ago, but you still get losers doing it cuz they're trying to be cool.

#23 Why in the fuck would I go to Perezhilton.com unless I was looking to punish my brain?

HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE CRAP!!!

You have no mothering skills. you rate a dangerous zero as a mother. you are more a "ho" than a "mo". You sure have turned into a skank. Still trying to be the most popular girl outthere. You are competing with all the lowlife Lohan's of the world for this title. Just a skank.

Is she a mouth breather on top of everything else? Has she not mastered the art of nose breathing yet? Is it possible to take a picture of this slag with her yap closed?

So many questions..

Anyone who mothered BSpears shouldn't be complaining about 'mothering skills'.

she takes better care of that little puppy then she does her own children---where are they by the way????????? they're never with her anymore....maybe she killed them.

Next up on Britney's career path...a slot on the Jerry Springer show; with her mom,dad, Kfed, her exmanager, Shar, first exhusband, etc, etc. Sounds kind of funny, but in reality, both trashy Brit & Jerry need to just go away. Your time is up.
#21...I know what you're saying, I have a blue top like that too...but it came with a grey cami to wear UNDERNEATH; which I do. What a stupid attention whore Brit is. Still trying to work the same Lolita look she did in 1998.
& #17 "ihavealife"; why don't you shut the fuck up already, ASSHOLE. Obviously you don't have much of a life, because all you ever post is the same stupid first! gripe. Its gotten real old. Either contribute something new or go away.

Britney does not look half bad in the pictures but if the story is true, I'd be pissed if my mother barged into my house demanding things of me.

Depression? Yes, definitely. My prediction is that Britney is so depressed because her career is in ruins as is her body and she will never be free with children (though, she acts as if she doesn't even have children).

#31 lulu

Maybe a dingo ate her babies.

Hey post 34, post 17's complaining about the first thing has gotten pretty old, and they do need to shut up about it. Then again, the lame posting of "first" has gotten a whole lot older and should be shut the fuck up a whole lot quicker. Know what I'm saying?

Girls from Europe don't even look this bad. Will someone please tell her to stop wearing little girls headbands. Her her looks so nasty all the time.

For good measure.......

FIRST!

Well said #27 I agree 100%

They both need to get into a slapping contest with Laila Ali.

#37, yeh, I hear ya. Only difference is, I think everyone pretty much comes to expect that #1 will usually say first! (and there is always going to be some newbie doing it)so you can just scroll past that. But with the other comment, its always hidden in the masses.

#36: Good Seinfeld reference.

Andy Dick called. He wishes you were dead.

#9 - "Classy" people don't draw attention to themselves. Thus, no news about them exists.

Britney = pot
Lynne = kettle

Tweeker.

It must be hard to slap someone when you are double fisting a can of Natty Ice and a bottle of Bankers Club Vodka.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm where did her dog go? He was there in the first few pics, then he disappeared....ummmmmm.

after what seemed like an eternity staring at that disgusting Chernobyl mess that tara calls her stomach bri doesnt look all that bad here.

Bur this on the other hand is relly cool

FRIST!

what a coincidence....i slapped britney's mom too!!

Britney, I might look terrible in a bikini, but at least I don't hit my mother. So your mother is the bitch from hell that you can't please, then stop talking to her, but don't hit her. You know you should be in jail for hitting her. What kind of justice system do we have here? Someone needs to call Al Sharpton.

Does this girl not own any cute shoes? She is practically naked and she has on those ugly loafers. I hate the way she dresses but you would think she would own ONE PAIR of shoes I could covet.

why hasn't anyone else been wondering why Britney Spears has more pictures with the puppy she just bought a few days ago, than she has of her with her children...ever

The story's completely true. Britney wrestled Lynn to the floor, pulling and scratching until both of them were topless. Then KFed walked over and jerked off over both of them. When he was finished he said "just another Saturday night!" and they all laughed

The Star could say that Britney imported blue whales to the Jovian moon Europa, release them into the ocean under the frozen ice crust, and go scuba-whale-hunting with the reanimated corpses of Laurel and Hardy, and I'd *still* fucking believe it. She's *that* fucking crazy.

Past drinking problems?!?!
Past?!?! What about the ones she´s got now??
And the Frenchie-wannabe wig??
Doesn´t that ring a bell?

Her mom should be continuously slapped, at all times, for having birthed such an abomination.

So why did she even shave her head in the first place if she's only going to wear wigs all the time now?

her stomach looks good.

anyone else find it odd she's wearing American Eagle shorts?

LMAO@ the part about eating her kids. only if they were covered in gravy or cheeto dust. yum yum.

Wow, post 50, you're pretty lame to actually bother to troll my user name for the purposes of posting that? You're probably also one of those people who really enjoys it when his dad gives him a good anal fristing. Am I right? Doesn't make any sense you say? Perhaps so, but enjoying being anal fristed by your dad is about as lame as enjoying trolling people to post lame "frist" comments. Douchebag.

I wish the paparazzi would just stop following her around. I'm sick of all these pictures of her doing nothing.

Nothing says class like Daisy Dukes and high heels. How do you spell T-R-A-I-N W-R-E-C-K?

Doesn't that look suspiciously like the top of a "K" and and "N" peeking out of the top of her shorts? I wonder whose name begins with a "K" and an "N" that Bratney would tattoo next to her "woman parts?"

She so a-dolt.

Damn, I just might hit that.
I need a drink...

dude. is this bitch EVER with her children?

God those plastic trashy nails are like shovels - they are so disgustingly trailer park!

i forgot that it's 1998 and that belly shirts are in.

umm..isn't that a random spoon in the console of her car. aren't spoons used in the kitchen or to cook cocaine=crack.

Top row, Third photo. Does she have stubble on the side of her face?
Brit's body is so fat and sick looking.

U know Brittney, zince U
don't have a career
anymore...do U think that
itz actually pozzible
to be with your kidz every-
day? I zee U have no
problem=o carrying your puppy
around..U do have 2
fuckin armz..how about uzing
thoze fatt armz and
carrying thoze kidz for a
fuckin change..be a
mommy...mommiedeareztbitch!

I think her bodyguard's shirt is
on inside-out in one of the pics,
did anyone else notice that?

PWNED!

Porkchop of all porkchops.