Jul 19 2007Britney Spears shooting music video

FIRST BITCH

Actually I think she's looking ok here. Batshit crazy but better than she's looked in a while.

Wow, I guess Peter Jackson's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON remake is back on track!

i didnt even know you could GET cellulite on your stomach?? this is worse than tara reid's, cuz at least we never SEE tara eating cheetos, cake and innocent puppies.

I'm so over this girl.

The more that I see her, the more I think that she never was actually hot and had a body double that has quit/died/been ate.

fucking slag!

She needs a cankle bracelet to monitor her cheetos intake.

Mom!??

She's that poor now that she can't even afford a bathing suit! The girl can leave Louisana but the Louisana can't leave the girl!

She doesn't look horrible, but she doesn't look anywhere near as good as she thinks she does. And the 2nd to last pic is almost Tara Reid quality. She needs to accept that her best days are behind her..and I don't mean her dimpled ass, either.

She's one messed up loser

She brought her new puppy and her bodyguard to the beach but she forgot her bathing suit and, oh yeah, her kids.

What a perfect time for a tidal wave.......God, are you listening?

what is it exactly about her body that's not ready for a music video? Superfish you've been looking at airbrushed women for too many years. When you get a real one the good ones look like that million dollar trailer whore. I can't stand the skank, but there's nothing wrong with her figure.

She don't look great, but not bad for some dipshoot that had two babies in 2 years, and not that long ago.

Still, she is as crazy as a mustard and jam sandwich.

That wig is SHOCKING! Someone should trim it with a zippo. I wish she had the BALLS to proudly display her bald head, because these wigs are all just different shades of skank!

Wow! these comments disgust me. Britney looks better then 95 percent of the fat American women i see. id say 48 out of 50 women that come in my work look bigger then queen latifah, then you people come on here and say she looks nasty. i bet out of the 10 girls that commented this wish they looked like that.

no surprises here with Brit Brit.

and I have to take this opportunity to say that Michael Vick should be dragged chained behind a pick-up going 90 miles an hour.

Son of a bitch should go to prison for life

thank you

this girl is a train wreck. please for the love of christ stop posting photos of her!

cloze your mouth
bitch
the war iz almozt over...

someone needs to tell this mis-fit has fat she is

Stop the presses! Krazi Has Done It Again!!!

ummmm, KRAZI KELLI

who the hell are you talking to/about?

you just made a fool of yourself for the billionth time.

what a fattfuck
and I zee
zhe haz her carpet
muncher with
her..bitch iz ug=ga-lee
damn.....☻

why is she still wearing those wigs? She shaved her head in February the hair should be at least at her cheeks right now.

23/ hmmm...who the fuck
haz their mouth hangin
open ztupidfuck>? yea,
mommiefuckindearezt Brittney..
dickfuckinbrain...

did we really need to start another thread for this? and how do you shoot a video when you haven't even figured out WHEN (or if, for that matter) the "album" will be released?

aubree @19, thank you.

Seriously, after seeing her pictures, I'm starting to think that maybe I look really bad too in bikinis - it's just that I'm seeing something else on mirrors. Because who in her right mind flaunts a body like that unless her mirrors tell her otherwise?

@3 ... HAHAHA

Pic #1. The dude in background is jumpin' for some wet cameltoe.

I want cameltoe, we want cammmmelllltooooe.

Video... More non singing, semi dancing, used to be hot but now is a bald freaky skank chick who managed to do the impossible and make K-fed look GOOD... Yeah... looking forward to that....

My buddy, Gass hung out with her one night. Stool - straight stool...he said it was the worst smell

Truly, it's just gross she's wearing underwear.

There are tons of shops/outdoor stalls, around all beaches where one can pick up a swimsuit for 15 bucks if you want to pop into the ocean for a bit. I've lived in LA for 30 years, and I've NEVER seen an adult at the beach in underwear. Never, ever. Kids, 3-yr-olds, yes, but not an adult. NEVER.

Spears is Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense -- she's walkin' around & doesn't realize her career is dead. "I'm BACK, yall!!" "My newest video is gonna be HOT y'all!!"

Can we just ffwd to the end where Britney realizes she's a talentless hack/puppet/godless-construct & leaves the spotlight to find final rest in a gold & diamond encrusted double-wide where the only people who give a shit what she does are her inbred trailerpark neighbors?

IT'S GONNA TAKE SPECIAL EFFECTS INDEED!!!!!

Why is she even allowed out in public?

She is in really good shape and there is nothing wrong with her body anymore.

She Is In Good Shape..
But Still Look Ugly,Crazy & Out Of Control

you look like a lesbian and it is hot a lil chuby but not bad you r still sexy!!! i would fuck u in a hart beat!!!!

nothing keeps you from posting, does it, dumbfuckkelli? not the lack of something coherent, or god forbid, funny to say. unfortunately for us you're so incredibly stupid that not even something shiny distracts you. how come they disconnected terry schiavo and not you?

she doesn't look that bad. her legs are actually pretty nice.

Jesus H will someone put some clothes on this nasty skank bitch. More importantly, why can't the paparazzi stop photographing this baby elephant - its pictures like these that give me nightmares.

I hate it when people come on this sight and say stuff about she may be ugly but she's still prettier than the average girl out there. Because she actually isn't. I go to school every day and see girls in their twenties who are way better looking than her, and this is without a million dollars and access to a personal trainer and makeup/hair/wardrobe consultant.

Charm, and what do these pretty girls look like? you see oprah winfrey, queen latifa these are not pretty girls. please. and by the way i go to cal state fullerton. and out of 30,000 girls maybe 50 are good looking. the rest are overwieght hogs, who need school and why. Because pretty girls dont go to school, they dont need to. so do dont give me that.

Please stop saying she is fat and ugly jesus christ. look at yourself in the mirror. what britney is what 5'3 maybe 130 in these pictures. look at yourself 5'3 180. i see 200 pounders walk in all day long in here. 1 out of 50 girls is good looking the rest are not even close to what britney is showing here. most of you wouldnt even be seen in a bathing suit. so give me a f-ing break. go to the gym and stop saying britney is fat when she is skinnier and hotter then 95 percent of America. And beyonce and j lo are not "curvy" thats just a name that fat girls like to use to describe there rolls.

that booty is begging for some tapping...

Shitney Clitney fat retarded tacky clothes cheetos where are the kids bad mom can't believe KFed's a better parent washed up never talented attention whore just die...

American Heritage Dictionary:
perseveration
1. Uncontrollable repetition of a particular response, such as a word, phrase, or gesture, despite the absence or cessation of a stimulus, usually caused by brain injury or other organic disorder.

Maybe everybody should go see a neurologist...

gossip is getting boring..its the same has beens..this heffer, hilton ho, and kim k's fat ass....yawn

my, god. look at pic #18.
how does this woman sometimes like gorgeous and sometimes look down right beefy?
i don't get it.

After a refreshing swim like that, it seems time to settle in with a nice warm cup of lithium.

Man, I'd love to plant it balls deep between those pillows she calls ass cheeks. You'd never get that stink off of your johnson!

#44. I'm sorry you go to a university with ugly girls. I do not. Oprah and Queen Latifah are are really old which makes them completely irrelevant to this topic. As for pretty girls not needing to go to school, that's ridiculous, the only people that can get through life on their looks alone are supermodels, and just because someone isn't a supermodel does not mean they are unattractive. There are alot of people that fall into a gap between being supermodel gorgeous and as ugly as brittany spears.

i don't care how crazy she is, that's a FINE ass. mmmmm.

ahh she looks pregnant!! this isn't good. not good at all. another poor child for her to leave home while so buys stuff. stuff like food.and small animals.and walmart undergarments. and blonde friends.

ps- im not sure where these people live that claim this shape is normal!??? no. not normal. calista flockhart, that is normal. mmm

#18, I know in your country that rotund buttocks and a swollen abdomen represent wealth, but here in stupid America she needs to do pilates with me (more the Jenny Fischer/Pam type than "Queen Latifah").

Jesus, what a pig! Video my ass -- somebody would let her look like THAT in a video???

#52 Britney isn't ugly and it's, a lot...not, alot. Duh.

britney haterz were jealous, jealous, jealous coz simply they are not famous, famous, famous..

haterz looks more retarded, crazier and older skank coz you comment on a person that never say/think back as you do, bastards!

get your bittermelon alike asses on her back!

haterz, loosers!

hm i get this weird feeling that most people on this site are definitely not jealous of it.

the it would be her.

swimming in panties? classic.
somebody give this girl a bikini.

once again, hot stuff, britney spears!

I think she's hoping for a shrinkage effect from that cold water to tighten some of her fat up...

she does not have a horrible body, i'm so sick of u thinking stick thin is the best....i'd rather be like britney than be like nicole!!!

My body looks like that too and I have a totally healthy bmi of 21. So I don't see how she 'should get in shape', she already is.

what?! a music video?! a music video for britney spears?! oh my dear.
she will probably just run around and do something with her hands like hilary duff. i gotta get drunk now, and smoke some weed. now that i have heard this news, that britney spears is doing a video, i think my heart will stop beating in 2-3 hours. oh, now its already stopping...

Does that Hillbilly trash every take a picture without her big wide trap hanging open like she's about to take a bite out of a smoked ham?

Jesus Britt, you were never that talanted, it was all smoke and mirrors thanks to your label and a talanted stylist. Get a stylist or go away.

I would slip the long hard one in her raw - nothing like that white trASH ASS

Why does she have tattoos over her ovaries? Because they are magical baby makers?

She is not that bad.... i mean she might be crazy and all, but her body isn't that bad. You people act like she's extremely obese.

I read it before on x17..... old news

Underwear at the beach when you know you're being stalked day and night by the paparazzi? Unbelievable. She would have been better off to go in the water in shorts. She loves the attention trust me! She is just a stupid bitch plain and simple.

Britney, stop lying to the public about a new video. You can't sing and you no it. People are laughing at you and calling you a bad mom. At least I can sing and no one calls me a bad mother. You need to get your shit together and forget the video and just play with those kids.

Can someone please explain to me why so many people feel the need to get so angry and bash someone they don't even know? I am not sticking up for Britney but why don't you all find a hobby and stop taking out the fact that your life sucks, on Britney...??
Your Britney is fat comments are just overplayed and not even funny.
by the way, I'd fuck her with my boyfriends dick.

I suppose the bitch has to bathe at some point. Why not do it in the ocean in front of desperate photogs?

And in other news, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself in from the hit & run DUI crash:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070720/
ap_on_en_mo/people_lindsay_lohan

Today's news NOT brought to you by the Fish. Only trolls are brought to you by the Fish.

You pervert paparazzi scum should all be shot.

Superficial, are you sure about your source? Did they really say HOTTTT with FOUR T's???
I've seen a few HOTTT videos before, but when they break out the forth mother-truckin' T it is for REALS.
You can bet I will be anxiously waiting in front of MY MTV with a fresh tub of slappy lube...

Queen Latifah not pretty? I didn't read anything elss on this blog, so I may have missed something but, are you blind fucks all blind?

Take a good look at Latifah. And for you others who only see skinny, pretend she's about 150 lbs and then imagine her face.

She's beautiful but the diff' is she's brainy and has some sense of self-worth.

She looks better than Kim K from the other day and everyone were fawning over her nasty ass. Why is a fat ass ok on Kim but not Britney? Britney might be a mess in the crazy/weave/chipmunk cheeks dept, but her BODY is def better. Look at pic 13, her ass is actually pretty nice and not covered up in a towel. She is pretty toned for someone who just had 2 kids.

I just dont get it!

#58, 72 etc tec "Your all just jealous, your all fat, bla bla bla"

HAVE YOU STUPID FUCKS EVER BEEN TO THIS SITE BEFORE? If you wanna kiss celebrity ass go somewhere else and do it you inbred simpletons. NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY, wants to hear your stupid theories on why we post here. It's the fucking interenet for fucks sake. Either write something funny or insulting or FUCK OFF becuase your boring the fuck out of the rest of us.

everyone was*

Most women who "just had two kids", (yeah like it was last week lol), don't strip down and flaunt thier formerly hot bodies like this retard. Two kids doesn't excuse ugly and four extra chins, sorry.

"Fat" just has to be taken in context, is all. Compared to your average "real" American woman, Britney's a supermodel. Compared to the Hollywood standard, she definintely needs to lose a few. It's just like that fashion show (I don't remember the designer...) where they had Playboy Bunnies instead of supermodels on the catwalk and it caused this big stir because compared to the usual catwalk fare, the Bunnies were short and huge; regardless of the fact that millions agree that they're beautiful. It's all about context.

she looks better then any other hollywood skinny bitches. I think you are all jealous of her. She looks great.

Found it - it was Betsey Johnson's Spring 2001 show

She has a nice smile, and also not too much less than Kim KardASSian Ass :)

I don't know about Brit...nothing she does any more makes sense, so I'm assuming that her video probably will leave us all dumbfounded.

Now if you REALLY want to see something scandalous, check out Rattled on foodlovesfrenchs.tv. It features an illicit affair involving, well condiments. Sound as crazy as Britney? It's not, but you should check it out.

When will she realise that she's a mother of two impressionable young children and everything she does has an effect on them. Every time she's out there skanking around there are dual consequences: (1) she's not spending quality time with them; and (2) she's making it tough for them to hold their heads high amongst their peers - maybe not now, 'cos they're young, but pretty soon.

Even if she thinks she can party now and rein it in later, the photographic evidence will come back to bite her...

BRITNEY SPEARS IS FOR ME THE FEMAL MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
THEY STILL ROCK THE WORLD.
www.myspace.com/EnvyKoepke

she'd have to open that wide to take this load...yeah, baby.

she'd have to open that wide to take this load...yeah, baby.

She looks...pregnant! Is she gonna go on Maury and test 13 different guys to to see who the "baby daddy" is? Egads. Yeah most women don't have perfect bodies but we don't go to a public beach in our frigging underwear, either!!!

Britney looks like a man. She has a linebacker neck and shoulders, a wide back, tree trunk legs, short fat and stumpy like a wrestlers, she has no waist and no hips. She looks really masculine, she doesn't look female at all.

Yeah in what country? She is hot to def! She can sit on my face all day, every day! SMALL DICK men kills me...WHAT she is too much woman for you to handle? She is hot! I love her back, curvy sexy her stomach isn't hanging over her underwear, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EYES?

What is she thinking? The shots of her wet bum look like she's got a maxi pad in there. Cellulite on her stomach and legs, butt, etc. Such a young person to be in such terrible shape - worse to be exposing it as though it were 'Marilyn Monoroe-ish'. So sad to be so self-delusional.

pic15 elephantlegs-I felt the earth shake that day she was at the beach 8.2!

i love the main picture of her gaping cheeto scarfing mouth screaming or whatever the hell she's doing.
looks like she has just won herself a front seat in the short bus. i can just see it now..."Vroom vroom, thats the sound a bus makes....YAY FOR CHEESE!!!!!" followed by what one can only assume are barnyard animal sounds, or maybe she's choking on her own tongue?

Porkmouth, porkbellies, porklegs, porkass, porkarms, porkhead, porkfeet, porkback, porkcheeks, porknose, porkeyes. Dang, what a freaking hog.

are you tryin to tell me you
wouldn't throw your hotdog
down her highway?

#98

I'd let my hotdog throw up in her ass, but I've seen the pussy and it is bloated.

It sucks that she can ride her diminishing fame and still make a few bucks. I won't be satisfied until she is a complete failure or bends over for me to stick it to that ass like a plump chick desperate for any attention.

Honestly, she needs a lot more time to fully recover from all the stunts she has been pulling. I mean, This photo distinctively shows that she is not ready. First of all, she should start working out. She desperately needs t lose some weight, especially in the chest area. She also needs to start acting like a proper woman. For gods sake, she has children and she dresses like a hooker. Only she does not look even close to as good as they do. If she wants to start getting noticed, shes going to have to start dressing alot more like Katie Holmes. Thats a lady who has poppin with major style. She also needs to start wearing some kind of undergarments, because those damn underskirt flash shots are hideous. We dont want to see your tits or crotch! Last but not least, BRITNEY GET NEW FRIENDS!!! Hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan does not go over all that well. Your hanging out with a train wreck crowd!

are u for reals , i guess she need s to look like nicole ritchi, then shed be what , leave the girl alone , i think she looks good for a mother with 2 kids , and one right after another , , you phtogs need to get a job doing somthing else , u go girl

Does she have a myspace page. brit should really think about getting a professional design for myspace then we could all go there to make fun of her.

Wow her myspace page is so funny.