Jul 30 2007Britney Spears shoots her music video

WTC FRIST

She looks like hell. She doesn't have the body to pull this off any longer. Sounds to me like major coke abuse. I don't think this is going to end well.

If I read the word "spoilt" once more, I sware....I'd smack the piss out of DanYELL.

freak

WTC!!! That has got to be the worst wig I have even seen and can't that cheap ass twat afford a new pair of fish net stockings? Those are the same cheep ass holey pair she was wearing two months ago when she was in her cowboy boot phase.

SHES A TRAIN WRECK!

she's on drugs

Nice Joe Cocker imitation she's doing in the main photo, by the way.

i just wanna bang her, mmmmmh so freaking sexxy

There comes a time in a young woman's life when she has to just pick up her balls (or ovaries, what-ev), grab what dignity is left, let go of the crutches and step into adulthood.

Do y'all remember her walking into a public bathroom barefoot? I'm betting on a combo plate of drugs, too much caffeine and mental disorder, all wrapped up with spoiled brat wrapping paper.

Why oh why are they dressing her up like that? That is so cheap 80's crap. ugh. I see her posing naked in magazines very very soon in her future.

My diagnosis, Bipolar!!! (It means that she is severely Manic Depressive)

She looks like the Young Elvis, ok, not cute young Elvis, but not quite mega-pill popping white-jumpsuited Elvis. Sort of, come-back young Elvis.

Fuck it, she looks like a man.

Photo #7 - she looks like Pete Burns. In about 1985. Eugh.

My question is...who is going to clean that poor pole when she's done.

The only thing that keeps me reading about Britney is the curiousity of how it's all going to end. We all know that she hasn't sunk as low as she is going to and that she hasn't hit complete rock bottom yet - I just want to see how f-ed up and pathetic it gets. mwahahah

LMAO @ all the guys rubbing one out and then ripping on her in a comment. Make sure you wipe off first

I knew she would be a has-been by the time she was 25 but she has surpast my expectations.Thank you

is she expecting again????

"Looking dead-eyed and disorientated..."
Disorientated? Excellent.
She looks like a tranny. And I don't think its humanly possible for a thong pair of shorts to go any further up a rear end. This should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Her career from now on is a joke. Does she not get that yet?

Oh my god, couldn't you have put a warning message before the post saying "if you're eating lunch while reading this, you might not want to look?" I think I might go make myself throw up now, or scratch my eyes out...

It's like driving past a bad car accident, you know you shouln't watch but you just can't turn away.

Brit-Twit: GO HOME TO YOUR KIDS!
Come to think of, they're prob enjoying the break - thats if the even know who you are anymore...

What mother doesn't want to look like a transvestite biker slut? I'm getting entirely too much enjoyment out of watching the flickering candle that is her nearly finished career.

Now this is what I'm talking about! The only way out is through the bottom, Brit. Keep going; you're almost there . . .

WTC!!! Bite Me! you are FRIST!!! yayyyyy!!!!!
How you doin' today?
I'm slightly better than how Brittney's doin!!!

she needs to move out of LA for a while, get out of all the mess.. spend time with her kids or something. and just relax to get out of the spotlight

Actually lots of strippers look like this, in real life, and the strip joints are packed with horny drunk guys. Maybe effete celeb blogger guys turn up their (bicurious) noses at this, but ordinary straight guys definitely go for it. A curvy jiggly crazy girl who dresses like a slut and seems up for filthy psycho-sex? Hell yeah! Regrets in the morning, but that's hardly a novelty - it's a package deal with the hangover, we all know that too well...

All I can say is BLECH! This chick is trash through and through.

#23, you are SO right.

Betcha $100.00 she reads the Superficial. Betcha a million she reads these mf posts. Take of the wig Britney, let us see your hair. I'm sure it looks five thousand times better than that horroble mop you insist on wearing.

Methinks she's living off credit cards. By the way, every bottom has a trap door.

And on tonight's Jerry Springer - "When no-talent hacks turn to prostitution."

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take trailer park out of the girl.

Was her CP a birth injury thing?

hey babe...

hit me baby...
...one more time

please...
...with a bat
...right here in the forehead

are we nearly there yet ?

Poor Shitney, It's shocking she's allowing the world to witness this demise she's going thru, she should at least make this yawn of a video more interesting for us poor people that are gonna have to watch the funny thing and have China Doll in it as her twin sister/tranny buddy. Doesn't Britt look like she's morphing into Chyna Doll? I'M ACTUALLY HANGING ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT TO HEAR AND SEE HER NEW SONG AND VID. YA'LL NO IT'S GONNA BE ONE HOOT N ER HOLLER!!!

Are all of you retarded or something?
I think she looks absolutely gorgeous; she dresses just like I do on a Friday night at the adult bookstore. You wouldn’t believe the action I get at the glory-holes when I’m dressed like Britney. Nothing says “SLUT” like some ripped up fishnet stockings.
@ 14, I’ll lick that pole clean, hell I’d lick her cunt clean of any semen and/or anything else up there. Yummy

#19 Look it up.

dis·o·ri·en·tate –verb (used with object), -tat·ed, -tat·ing. to disorient.

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[Origin: 1695–1705; dis-1 + orientate]

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dis·o·ri·en·ta·tion, noun
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is a fat gut the new sexy??

I'm not a girl.........not yet a she-male.

Oy Vey! Me eyes...I've gone blind from pic #6. Buuuhhhhhhuuuhhhhh.

She always had thick 'n' chunky legs, when the hell will she realize that fishnets are NOT her friend?

there's only one sound explanation...........CRACK.

I whole-heartedly believe this woman is a crack head

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE OUT THERE TOOK HIDDEN VID OF HER SPAZZING OUT ON SET! COMEDY HIT OF THE YEAR!

It's evident, from the tattoo on her right forearm in Photo #3, that poor Britney is under the control of Lord Voldemort.

She seriously just needs to go away for a few years.

She could come back later as a nostalgia thing or something.

But right now its just pathetic and embarassing.

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"She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance"

Since when doesn't she like "extras"...? Aren't they the people she usually marries...?

I am about as good as Britney's wig and fish net stocking.

There's just no recovering from two big headed babies in two years. She must've seen the playbacks and that's why she started crying--her mind hasn't reconciled to the fact that she doesn't have the body she did at 22 and the video camera didn't lie to her like her entourage apparently does.

The only fix for this is to cover it up and keep it covered. She doesn't look terrible, just inappropriate. And maybe a little bit terrible.

"She had a problem with the extras being about..."

Yeah, being about twenty times hotter than she is, you mean.

you people need to lay off this girl, because is she hot, her only problem in these pics is she should have kept her hair blond, that actually brings out more of her beauty and fineness. I have to tell you this baby got back. She's way to good for k-fake.

There several billion other females on this planet and about 98% of them are probably have far worser figures then Brittany and even more are worse parents. I don't see her dropping her kids in the ocean or putting them in a microwave.

Nor do see her looking like Rosey Gag O'Donnel. Hell any one get's kodos for looking better then Rosey. So lay off Britt, she's got that bubble butt going on her and in her other video pics. I say she's got it, let her flaunt it.

lol goodness.. what is she thinking.. ?

19 and 35, they used it in the wrong context (in my opinion). That sounds like a colloqualism. I hate that word. I use disoriented.

In my travels around english and grammar classes, I have been told that most words, though in the dictionary, were entered into it because of mass usage. Doesn't make it correct. Did you know DVR has been entered into the dictionary? As well as ginormous? (yes it's true, as I shudder)

#38-Beauty and fineness? You've gotta be kidding!!
Of course, ummmmmm, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

What is this, the place where guys come to pretend they have standards? Nigga plz. Guys happily pork porkier pigs than this every fucking day.

#48 Fine, do that 98% of them plan to pull off a "sexy" music video looking like a swollen sausage casing? Because if so, I'm not gonna look at them, either.

I meant #48 !!!!!! #38 was me! Duho!

I burst out laughing when I saw those pics. Espc that first one. She is so delusional at this point if she thinks she's still got it going on.

@ 52, you right men will fuck anything, and I do mean anything. I should know.

@26 Yeah but the key is you're drunk, it's dark, and you don't know (for sure) that the stripper is a total psychopath (until she keys your car two weeks later). I'm sober, the lighting on those pics is pretty good, and, well, she's a known psychopath. Arousal mechanism: failed.

yeah, she's just sad.

Why doesn't she just move somewhere in the country for a while and get her act together?

#3 actually both spoilt and spoiled are OK, according to Marrriam-Webster dictionary.

#48....when are people going to understand it's NOT about her ASS. GOD!!!!
In my personal opinion, she looks like a normal curvy person. A decent body, albeit very curvy. Nothing wrong with that.......BUT, and I'm talking about a big HOWEVER, make better choices in wardrobe, music, acting, stop selling yourself as a whore and a junkie.

It's just pathetic, it's like she's grasping at straws, sniffing crystal through them and then using them to sip red bull. The girl is off her rocker.

Of the several billion females on the planet, about 2 % of them are "celebrities:" they owe the fans (that are left) a little bit more than insane antics. She owes it to her fans to take a break and get re-charged so she can put out something other than a video that looks like it's being filmed in someones garage. She is lost in denial and every now and then she wakes up and has hysterical crying sessions until she takes something to brig her back to denial again. She also owes it to her kids.

For all we know she's got post-partum. So stop with the "y'all go to stop raggin of her bootie, bla bla bla." (CHRIST!)

@48 just totally bleu my mind. You know, like the cheese.

She looks like a transvestite!!

This bitch is OBESE!!

#3, 50, 58 etc etc ------ re spoilt/disorientated et al ------- News of the World is a British publication, try to widen your notion of correct English a bit.

@59 just totally bleu my mind. You know, like the cheese.

if this video ever gets made, and apparently that's a big "if," it'll get smoothed out with digital editing and quick cuts. guys will catch fleeting glimpses of a stripper in fishnets with her asscheeks hanging out, and they'll...ta-da...BEAT OFF! it's not a complicated equation...it's more of a simple reflex arc. but it does require real guys, not the celebrity homobloggersexuals limp-wristing their comments here, salivating for female approval. mommy taught you a little too well...

Thats a man baby

ew she needs to buy some shorts that fit, Does she think she actually looks good?

#64 Get stuffed, you git.

Someone needs to take BS out to a field and while standing behind her, gently massaging her shoulders, tell her the story about her inevitable comeback and how, once again, the whole world will love and admire her for the talented and ultra sexy woman she really. And as that goofy-hick smile spreads across Brittney's Cheeto-stained face they quietly remove the gun from their pocket and...

I'm gonna have to agree with 19 - I think the better spelling would have been "disoriented" - NOT "disorientated." Either way, Britney's a fuck up.....this should help Federline get the kids for sure.

I can't wait for the E! True Hollywood Story

I'm surprised the friction from those thighs in proximity to that cheap wig didn't start a damn fire.

Ripped fishnets are the new black.

Huh........her initials are BS.

@64, LOL
Where does that leave me?

Where have you been, I've missed you, deeply.
You have mail. :-)

Check out the double chin in pic #4 - what a porker!

She is just awfully fat. Yuck.

@ 31 I have CP i don't act like miss Britney "trainwreck" Spears and brit GO HOME TO YOUR KIDS OR K-FED OR CPS TAKE THEM AWAY FROM YOU redneck "Fame Ain't it a bitch" AJ Benza E!'s Myesterys and scandels

I'd let her dance around my pole. Then I'd kill her, cut her to pieces and throw her away.

77--I bet you look better dancing around in fishnets than she does.

Stripper poles are SOOOO three years ago.

I just love reading about Britney.....she makes everyone else's life seem sooo much more normal. haha

So Sad. Kristy McNichol just quietly left the limelight with her Bipolar and Britney should too because she's not taking any responsibility for controlling it. Lots of very brilliant and successful people are bipolar but they take care of their health like they are required to do to be stable. Britney's got more highs because she is young but it won't be long before there are more lows and I hope she doesn't suicide when she becomes clear enough to realize what she's done in front of God and everybody. I thought with all her money she would get help and make a comeback. Wow, I was really wrong. Her denial is stronger than the gravity of Jupiter. I hope Howard Stern (or an equivalent) doesn't step in and kill her off like poor ANS. There's always some asshole looking to exploit the vunerable....

Heard this on Family Guy last night

Stewie to Bryan about Meg: "By the way, the drapes match the carpet, in color AND length."

I almost shit myself laughing.

shez a total BITCH!
but im in love with her!!

OK, by a show of hands, who here in the room would still fuck her? Hmmmm... really? Just me? Sweet, then there shouldn't be a line.

83--I thought this was hilarious on the second Family Guy -- I nearly died when I saw it the first time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcW8FTP5vE4

ALL OF YOU ARE JEALOUS! ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE YOUR FAT ASSES CAN'T EVEN FIT AROUND THE POLE! ARE YOU MAD..BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LIFT YOUR MASSIVE FAT LEG UP? MEN..ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE YOUR SHABBY GIRLFRIEND IS FATTER THAN ANDRE THE GIANT? TELL THAT WHORE TO LOSE THE WEIGHT,OR WHEN THE TWO OF YOU HAVE SEX..JUST PLASTER A PIX OF BRITNEY OVER HER 15HOTDOGS IN A PACK FACE! FAT BITCHES STOP HATING! i KNOW THAT YOU ARE READING THIS...CRYING EATING TWINKIES AT THE SAME TIME! FATUMS!

This is starting to get not funny anymore!I was never a big fan, but jeez lady, you have two kids and plenty of money. Get yourself a good shrink, and move somewhere nice and quiet and find out who the hell you really are, before its too late.

She's a bad mom, a train wreck, a cheeto-eating hick pig, blah blah blah, bzzzzz, bzzzzz, bzzzzz. To a normal straight guy, all that stuff is like a mosquito buzzing somewhere in the room. All he knows is that some slut is completely out of control and half naked, trying to gyrate on a stripper pole. Who cares if she's chubby and it looks like she's having a seizure? It's the willingness that counts. 99% of girls won't "degrade" themselves that way and FUCK THEM! Buzzkill prisses. But this psychoslut here - boobs! butt! pussy! right in my face! what a slut! lick spread poke bap bap bap bap bap hair-pull ass-slap sppppppurt WHERE'S THE FUCKIN REMOTE?!

@64, you're right Mommy DID teach me a lot of things.
Would you like to know what she did teach me?

TT--Well we know she taught you how to stick your pinky out while you're sucking dick....right? :)

Hey Chunkaroonie. Yeah Brit, I'm talking to you. Sweety, do you actually think you look sexy on that pole, with that big ass beer belly hanging out and that SHITTY weave a-blowing in the wind. DO YOU? Listen Britney, I don't know YOU THE FUCK keeps telling you you are talented, beautiful, and thin, and that you have all of these BRILLIANT ideas about choreography, but they are WRONG! Pick up any tabloid or get on any gossip website, (that is, if your inbred Louisiana ass knows how to use one) read them, and GET A FUCKING CLUE! You cannot be so goddam dense as to be totally oblivious to the fact that EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU! And for FUCK'S SAKE GET RID OF THOSE RATTY EXTENSIONS ALREADY! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO TELL YOU!

I never liked her. Honestly: A) Don't much care for blonds; B) She reminds me of this cheerleader I used to make out with on the bus in high school but then would give me a hard time about not ever wanting to do anything else with her anywhere at any time--mega-annoying; C) Every time I look at her I feel like I just had a disappointing orgasm during some unprotected sex that I thought was going to be worth it but it turned out that it totally wasn't and now I have to figure out a way of getting the hell out of the house without having to leave my phone number or be a total ass while silently praying that I have yet again avoided the mighty herp but not having too high of expectations in that regard.

I'm pretty sure if you shaved King Kong and dressed him up like a tart, he'd look a helluva lot sexier than Britney.

Hey Hash! would you dump her body outside your subdivision too? I was hoping for a new post so that I could be on top again!

She looks like Davey Havok from A Fire Inside. Except Davey's hotter and looks more like a respectable woman.

@91, YES, that's one thing she did teach me.

I love her. And by love, I mean I want to shove her ratty fishnets down her fat neck.

Well, I guess I'll just go to lunch with a serial killer and maybe there will be a new post when I get back. TTFN

see, now TT knows how to take a joke. I like TT.

Because that's the first thing I taught my girls. My husband prefers that I shove my pinkie up his ass (we pretend he's still tight) but I want my girls to have a shot at a normal guy.

atleast Christia grew up and became a woman...... I am not sure what Britney is anymore..... Kinda looks like what that road kill looks like on the side of the road if you ask me. I hear they know all about road kill down south.

Looks like she's starting a new group called the Gutter Butt Skanks. First single will be "Don't You Wish You Girlfriend Had Syphllis Like Me." Guaranteed to be a club banger.

You have to be pretty fucked up not to like TT.

#86, that was effing hilarious.

I can't wait to buy season 5 this X-mas.

@100, I like you too.
You've never had anything bad to say about me. No matter how much of a sissy flamer I am.

And then I teach them how to post under someone elses name using just their pinkys when they type.............fucking troll.

sissy flamers are fun. My cousin Ryan and his boyfriends are a blast!

#94 milf, thank you so much for the belly laugh. I was feeling kinda blue and now I'm smiling.

YOU ROCK!!!

Looks like Flipper finally got snagged in a gill net.

Really..I think that is some jealous people in this room! what the fuck is going on her! Yes, I know that she have millions compared to your pennies, but wtf..are you so damn bitter for? Nobody cares how you(S) feel! Are you serious? you are just as bad as these lame ass editors..If if wasn't for her..none of yoy would have LIFE! Get out of here! Is she the only celeb that like to eat cheeto's? Is that suppose to be funny..because if it was..HON(S) you miss the mark! Try again! I def. don't see a beer belly! You anorexic whores kill me with this shit! Ok..everyone don't think that it is sexy to have a feeding tube hanging from under your half shirt! Beer belly...imbao! I think only ugly ass people are laughing at her! I know you have craters on your face, and all,....you try to hide them with cheap foundation...WE CAN TELL, BITCHES! Id it make you feel better to talk about someone that don't know you jerkoffs exist..then OK! She don't even know you dipshits woke up this morning! If you could tell her so much about her life..why aren't you famous? If you have the potential to tell her about herself..then you should know all the steps to becoming a star, and selling millions of records!

What the fuck is going on here? (typo)

So ya like to hang out with sissy boy's I see?

@ jzrymommy and gay4girls

Oh you girls are so wonderful. I’m blushing like a new bride (I wish, I even have the wedding gown, tee hee)
No, seriously; you girls ROCK.

Mommy also taught me to worship women, that they are far more SUPERIOUR to men, that men should be at their feet at all times and to serve them, without question. Of course in my day if I ever disrespected her or any female, she’d pull down my panties and give me a good spanking. Usually in front of the women or girl I disrespected, much to their delight.

Wow @111, you are right. What the hell was I thinking . . . yes, thong clad bags of mashed potatoes held together with rotting fishnets is sexy . . . anorexic whores are bad . . . millions of records . . . no life without Britney . . . millions of records . . . or, more precisely . . .

Back to the Island of Dr. Moreau, you four-assed baboon.

I just threw up a little. She is foul, foul, foul. Get out of here already... HAS BEEN!

113--Sure, why not?
TT--that's um...well it's a little Norman Bates-ey, but I still like ya.

WTF? Forget about finding her a manager! What she needs is a stylist. This is what we get when she's left to her own devices. Poor, sad Britney! She looks like a cheap slut. Oh wait a minute! She is!

four-assed baboon? ha!

@ jrzymommy, LOL
I may be a lot of things, but psycho isn't one of them. tee hee.

This is disgusting. I feel lunch bubbling up.

It isn't that she is too fat, she just looks trashy (she is freakishly short). She is carrying herself very sloppily. Also, I'm certain no one is printing nice picture of her right now. There must be a few where she looks, well, sane.

quick! someone get her some CHEETOES!

@#111. First of all, when you have an opinion to express, how about a little sentence structure. You obviously went to school with Britney. Maybe you are her brother? In that case you must have FUCKED her as well. In response to your statement, yes, I know she has millions, and is a star. Now, with that in mind, LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING PICTURES! Does that look like millions? A star? Being a star doesn't give you the right to subject the rest of us into seeing you looking like something THEY WOULD HAVE BURNED AT THE STAKE 300 YEARS AGO!

Man her two kids are gonna be proud when they grow up.....

puhleeze. this should be titled:

Briney Spears shoots her career in the head.

I really can't believe that the Fish doesn't have one word about Baron Hilton taking away Paris's inheritance.

@124 I liked the one type lil' dick attempted to fix (@112), considering what the rest of its post looked like. So it fixes the one interesting thing it said in its entire mile-and-a-half long rant. Awesome.

God, the more I look at these pics of her, the more she does remind me of fat Elvis (not the completly bloated look, but getting there...).

Thank yuh, uh, thank yuh vurry much....where's Mary Magdalene, I need a tune- up an a cheeseburger, uh huh!

#124....Hee Hee!!!... (on the comment.)

Oh, and what a clever name you have!

@13, you win.

I have to admit I'm enjoying watching her sloppy behind and jiggly tummy try to fit in whatever horrendous $5 hooker outfit she's chosen. I'd enjoy it a lot more if she didn't have two babies though.

*wah-WAH*

That's a booze gut. I don't care if she was slamming Red Bulls. That's alcohol bloat. She actually looks okay for someone who's popped out two kids.
The gut, butt and behavior is the firewater.

Go away for a while, dry out, then go away a little longer....

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Who would've thought that K-fed was the responsible one....

#99 "alikerpuppie", what the fuck, you don't say hi anymore? You don't talk anymore or what?

She's not obese, though it doesn't help that everyone on earth has her previous hot bod to compare her present one with. But mostly it's the sleazy and unflattering way she dresses and her behavior. If she's guzzling Red Bull the way the story indicates, that might explain some of it. She's gonna drop dead of heart failure or a stroke before she's 30, the way she's going. Or drive her car off a cliff in the middle of one of her manic spells. That's the one I'm betting on.

And here's a tip for would-be stars: how about NOT modeling your dress and behavior after strippers? There is something between elderly and porn star. If you want people to take your "music" seriously, humping a stripper pole is not the way to go about it. There, some free career management advice for you, Britney. Put on a nice dress that covers your tits and your ass and your bajingo, just stand there and sing.

Well her divorce to K-Fag is about to be finalized today.

anyone remember when she used to be hot? thats what happens when your parents only care about money and push you so hard to become a star. lindsay lohan, this is what your future will look like.

@138 Is that you, Rach?

I must have struck a nerve with you acid mouth bitches! Puking everywhere! You know that your breath smells like a dog ass! It is ok to look this good..you whores don't have to look like the 60lb lady..dimnuts! Remember ACID MOUTH TRAMPS..No guy, or sexy lady..which ever way you swing..is not going to kiss you! SUCK THAT BITCH!

I noticed the problem the moment I clicked on picture #4.

If you look on the floor, you can see that her body rejected her Maxi Pad.

There you have it. A hog sized case of PMS inflicted upon an INSANE woman. And not a bucket of chicken from the Pioneer Chicken Stand to be seen.

Wild Buffalo in fishnets.

People need to stop saying "She needs to get away and relax..." blah blah blah.

The next person to say that should be punched in the neck. She doesn't want to fucking relax, people. She's an attention whore, as evidenced by the fact that she routinely strips down in front of people. She lives on the attention she gets, so shut the fuck up.

Gross... god no one and I mean no one wants to see her dance. It's becoming sad. really!!! She needs to lay low for a really longgggggggggg time and just be a mom. The cutiesy teen thingy is gone, she is not attractive at all. Actually it look like a guy in drag. Well they atleast look better. Sorry to the guys in drag.. my bad! Please Britney put your clothes back on and stop it. Get some help girl... lay off whatever you are on!

And another thing. Is it me or does she look a little like Elvis (the old, fat, drugged out, fried Bannana and Penut butter sandwich eating One, not the young vibrant one). You know, the hair, the jacket, the big fat out of control gut?

Just wondering.

@140 Well said, as usual. Your command of the English language is downright intimidating. So, while "sucking" on the troubling implications of your statement that "No guy, or sexy lady..which ever way you swing..is not going to kiss you!" I see that you have in fact cursed me to a lifetime of lip locking with every guy and sexy lady, that, as far as I can gather, exists. See if "NO guy, or sexy lady . . . is NOT going to kiss me," I suppose they all will. What a curious curse to put on someone. You must have been what Nietzsche was describing when he foretold of the Ubermensch.

#62 - um, you did realize I said the exact opposit of what #3 and #50 were saying right? Cause you response doesn't make sense.

@144, tee hee
Yes, we sissy flamers dress way better than Brit, but I still admit I'd fuck her and let her fuck me with a strap-on. But, then again I'm a fucking slut when it cums to fucking.
No offense taken.

Looking more like Divine every day

#140 Dickboy, the fact that you find this look soo fucking irresistible is reason enough to trash it. Trust a drooling unibrow pud-puller like you to put things in perspective.

To me, she looks like she's working on her music video. I haven't seen any pictures of her doing anything weird like cleaning up dog poop with a dress or crying hysterically like this one claims. I'm starting to think all this stuff is just made up.

sorry D

This poor girl's comeback tour was worse than a middle school talent show! Now she is adding a pole?
At this point, #68 has the only plausable answer.

This poor girl's comeback tour was worse than a middle school talent show! Now she is adding a pole?
At this point, #68 has the only plausable answer.

Thanks for pointing that out, K Fed. The word is "disORIENTED." I also hate when people at college orientations say they are getting orientated. It's ORIENTED.

I'm so confused about her. I used to think she was so hot, but now, no matter how much weight she loses, or how slutty she dresses, i STILL find her completely revolting. It must be the fact that she is such trash that my brain has cut her out of the "hot" mentality entirely. It's quite the strange experience, however.

What song is it for - 'Oops, I'm Pregnant Again"?

Are you JR's mommy, Junior's mommy or a Jersey mommy like me? No malice, just curious.
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On Britney, those pictures make me wish I were blind. I think my slightly overweight 66 year old mother could have pulled that off with more class than her. Yikes!

#155 - it's a wanna-be british thing to say disorientated or orientated. Those are actual words to the limey folk.

I'm a mom from New Jersey.

WTF!!! She looks like a bloated Pshyco!!!!! Crazy Bitch!!!!

#147 Sorry about that, you did rather get lumped in there a bit. You say "spoiled", but "spoilt" is used here most of the time. I wasn't sure whether you knew why it was used in this instance - it's a UK publication.
#69, for instance, is insisting that the American version is the only correct usage.

Maybe it's just me, but when I saw this story, I realized that I just totally don't care about BS at all anymore. I basically spent all day ignoring reading this story. It was only now, as I find myself extremely bored, that I was like wtf, I'll read it. And now I feel even more bored for having read it. BS just doesn't interest me at all anymore. And I can't even say she's like a train wreck, because a train wreck I wouldn't be able to help but be interested in. She's more like the proverbial tree that falls in the forrest. Sure, it's a distaster and makes a huge mess, but I couldn't care less to hear it fall.

And damn she looks like trash.

I've got four girls. These Hollywood twits just make my head spin. I will commit filicide if ANY of them grow up to emulate any of these morons. What are you saddled with?

hmm, her ass looks pretty good in that last pic. not the rest of her, just the ass.

i think it will all end for britney in a tragic car accident after she passes out from gross over-intake of synthetic opiates. she'll just black out at the wheel and plow right into a garbage truck or something. i kinda get a feeling she's not gonna be around much longer.

I'm not saddled with anything..my kids are cool.

She looks like Bono in Drag .

I hope she goes to the doctor soon and gets some antipsychotic meds. She really needs them.

#155 and everyone else: From the OED

disorientate

• verb cause (someone) to lose their sense of direction or feel confused.

— DERIVATIVES disorientated adjective disorientation noun.

Your version is not the only "correct" one. Get over it.

Goddamn this bitch is SOOO sexy! (puke)

I would not ne complaining AT ALL if I look like that after 2 kids. Not bad at all.

@140. WTF is a dimnut, you fucking retard. Get out of your parents basement once in awhile. Asshole.

@168 I'm not disagreeing with the acceptability of the variation, but that's not the OED entry. This is:

a. trans. To turn from an eastward position; pa. pple. not facing due east.
1704 J. HARRIS Lex. Techn., cited in Johnson. 1730-6 BAILEY (folio), Disorientated (spoken of a sun-dial), turn'd away from the east, or some of the cardinal points. 1850 Ecclesiologist XI. 79 S. John the Evangelist [Guernsey] is a district church, built in 1836. It is disorientated. 1853 Ibid. XIV. 361 It has a chancel..strangely disorientated towards the south.

b. fig.
1727-51 CHAMBERS Cycl. s.v., The word is most frequently used..for the disconcerting, or putting a man out of his way, or element. Speak of law to a physician, or of physic to a lawyer, and they will both be disorientated. 1928 F. B. YOUNG My Brother Jonathan 582 His freedom disorientated him. 1965 Nursing Times 5 Feb. 184/1 She was confused and disorientated (unaware of time, place or person).

Hence dis{sm}orientated ppl. a.
1959 Times Lit. Suppl. 16 Oct. 598/2 A somewhat disorientated person, who suddenly discovers that an affair has been taking place in the neighbourhood between a strange blonde girl and someone who has apparently assumed his own identity. 1960 Times 23 May 16/2 The talented yet disorientated adolescent.

170--then you must have extremely low standards cut out for yourself....or you're just really really really fucking fat.

168... STFU already.

How could it possibly get sadder ... How I ask????

How could it possibly get sadder ... How I ask????

#170 Yeah, but would you expect that the company you have a gazillion dollar contract with should pay to produce a video of you in this shape? I bet as a mom you don't have the hours available during the day to work out and train in so that you could get back into shape that she does - so what's her excuse for looking so out of shape other than overindulgence and laziness? Most of Britney's appeal as an entertainer was how she looked - her voice never really was all that. To expect the public to pay to see you perform looking like this takes nerve and a half.

She should realize that she should not show her face in public, and to keep her ass hidden too!

mmm MM! Feast ur eyes on this Fellers.

#168, you only get one set of teeth in this life so you better take good care of them. We know how you limeys like your high tea and then forget to brush teeth for weeks at a time. In this country we say disoriented, you say it differently. And just because we improved upon a language you all claim to be your own don't get your kickers in a bunch. muppet.

#172 Mine's the Compact OED online version if you want to split hairs. You can see how much #174 appreciated the brevity, so good luck..

180-the ironic thing is that they say tea is supposed to promote healthy teeth and gums........

#180 I assume you mean knickers. Try using "Alans" and "fuckwit" next time if you want to show off.

@180 No problem, my friend. Just doing my part to ensure that proper citation standards are maintained. Wouldn't want to compromise the integrity of this comment board.

no need to show off, was just talking your language before you got all pissy again there, tea cup.

#184 I think that since we have to put up with Madonna and that "English" accent of hers, you could let us use "disorientate" with a degree of reckless abandon.

have you all seen this conversation about robin thicke? i feel like it's something not brough up often, but very true: http://www.mypetpeeves.com/plog/index.php/archives/2666

@186 As long as you keep Madona you can use the word "disorientate as much as Krazzy Kelli uses z's in every word

Enough of this crap on BS.

Kelly Osbourne will make her West End debut in "Chicago."

Now thats a fucking dead brain cow.

brain dead

Let's see:

Crazy) check
Improper english usage) check
Did I mention crazy?) check
Foul mouthed) check

Brit is that you pretending to be Big Penis?

oh no, #186, you haven't got a leg to stand on regarding imports... the Beckham's???? They are single handedly killing us all on the inside.

oh yeah, reapply that lip gloss Brit, that'll help

#188 We're more than prepared to change if only you'll take her back. Word of honour. And now Kelly Osbourne? Hasn't this country suffered enough? Have you no sense of decency?

#192 He's terrifically dim, but you must admit he looks better than Madonna and he very rarely opens his mouth. And they came to you from Spain, so complain to Madrid. His footie glory days are on the downslope, sorry.

@194 No No, you have her, you keep her. We do not want her back.

#196 Malawi won't have her either, they sent her back. Just not far enough.

I certainly agree Beckham is far more pleasing to the eye than that beast of a woman Madonna, thankfully he does not open his mouth much because when he does I am reminded of a British Mickey Mouse. And he never had glory days, he only had a glorious team behind him back in the day. He sucks ass.

Talk about a porkbelly. Porkarms, porklegs, porkface, porkbutt, porklips, porkhead, porkeyes. What a porky pig.

@135 Victor! I talk---dirty sometimes but witty mostly! My demanding public consumes a lot o' my time! I do so enjoy heated debates--lots o' whore moans raging in here (did I spell that right?).

Total Cokehead moves... I AM SOOOO hoping she goes Anna Nicole...

Best word for Brit? OVER....

I do have to admit I am anticipating this video just to see the suck....

@197. Was saved your ass in WWII. The least you can do is keep Madona for us. She does not take up much room.

You can send Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey our way if you need to free up some space

2 words for you. Diet & Exercise. I don't get this woman at all...

I worry she's actually the monster hiding under my bed...I'm not going to be able to sleep now.

sweatty betty

#197 We'll keep her, on one condition - please don't try to discuss football with us like #198, eh? And here we were getting along so well....Beckham was part of the best midfield in Europe for years and without his free kick against Greece we wouldn't have qualified for World Cup in "02, amongst other things. He's old for a midfielder now so don't expect much.

#26 - only you know it that well, schack.
#83 - yes, THAT'S funny. >^D
#127 - You can't believe that Fish is 24 hours behind on relevant news? You CAN'T be the real JRZ.
#188 - I second the motion. Plz keep Madonna in the UK.

Britney's life reminds me of the cop car crash scenes in "The Blues Brothers". How many more cars can keep crashing onto the pile here? The carnage just keeps getting better and better.

Pretty soon, John Candy's car ends up crashing into a semi truck ... I mean, Britney's snatch.

so Chav

I am BIG PENIS. In reality, I am a man with a BIG PENIS. I love to act like a hooker and wear those sleasey clothes. The fishnets are my favorite. Don't I look great. I'm not crazy, considering all the booze, pills, coke, cigs, red bull, that I do, what do you expect. I'm not perfect like Paris or Posh. Don't judge me for my beauty and my dancing skills.

What a cow.

#206, eh? Um yeah, just becuase I may not talk like a pompous windbag dosn't mean an American knows nothing about football, or Manchester United, or England's National Team for that matter. I have followed both for many years and have been to europe to see the matches. Just because I feel like Beckham rode the coattails of greats such as Ryan Giggs & Paul Scholes and you happen to think he had far better talents other than free kicks are our respective opinions... don't tell me I cannot discuss if I choose to, muppet.

You people who get on here and stick up for Twatney are fucking idiots.

Post #s 37, 44, 93, 94, 98 - fucking hilarious.

I love that tons of people call Britney a fat cow and then all wonder why there's a shitload of eating disorders in Hollywood. That is NOT an overweight woman. At all. Hell, fifty years ago, a figure like Britney's would be envied. To a lot of you, that's going to seem ridiculous, but that's because you're too fucking stupid to understand how the media has completely warped your idea of what's a natural figure and what isn't.

And that's just one part of it that pisses me off. The other part is most of you are hypocritical bastards. As someone else stated, the majority of other people are more "overweight" than that... by the standards of the people here, it would seem that hardly anyone would ever have sex with anyone.

As to those who said that, "yeah, but she shouldn't be doing it, I don't want to see it", I say at least she's got the self-respect to continue flaunting what she's got. It's better than starving yourself to death. And once again, the only reason why you think like that in the first place is because you've been programmed since birth as to what is attractive and what isn't. It's all cultural and in our current society, skinny as a twig is what's en vogue.

I don't expect any of you morons to consider this and yes, if it bothers me so much, I probably shouldn't visit these sites, but this has really been on my mind lately, so I figured I'd give my opinion then vanish into the woodwork.

God bless you fucking sheep, the economy needs you. You all are free to think in whatever way you want, but you should know that when you think in the clearly marketed media patterns, you've forfeited your right to be an individual. Which I doubt bothers you idiots anyway.

Go back to sleep.

Jack, go to hell. It's not her size we hate, it's her.

Yeah, hating celebrities. That's a valid use of one's time.

("No more than wasting time on a website like this just to troll!" Which is true. So, I'm gone now, seriously. But I just can't wait until this entire planet collapses. You people are sick.)

Alright, we don't hate her - she's not worth it. We hate her narcissistic, attention-craving self-delusional behavior.
Get over yourself, Jack.

BIG PENIS IS REALLY SHITNEY SPEARS TRYING AS HARD AS HER LITTLE ERR, BIG HEAD CAN TO DEFEND HER IRROVOCABLE REPUTATION. YOU CAN'T FOOL US SHIT FOR BRAINS, WE NO IT'S YOU. NOW DON'T YOU HAVE A SHITTY DIAPER TO CHANGE FROM ONE OF K-FAGS UGLY TROLLS DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST. I HATE YOU SHITNEY FOR WHAT YOU TURNED INTO. YOUR WEAK, PATHETIC, STUPID, FAT, UGLY WITH NO SELF CONTROL OR CLASS OR BRAIN TO SPEAK OFF. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GIRL? YA CAN;T TOTALY BLAME THAT BEAT-NICK DORK YOU MARRIED (HOW STUPID! LIKE THE WORLD DIDN'T SEE THIS TRAIN WRECK COMMING BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED) CAUSE SHAR JACKSON IS BETTER THAN EVER. WHAT A DISASTER

Oh, come on back, Jackhole - this is fun.

eww. ahaha this bitch is tore up, bleahh x_x

#214 -

Get a Life!

whats more sad? someone making fun of a poor excuse for a celebrity like britney or some who-knows what kind of person sitting up in forums talking shit-checking back to talk some more shit haha. seriously, there are better causes in the world! the shit your talking doesnt even make sense.

LAST SUCKERS!!!

She knows what she is (right now) and she isn't happy. I hope she pulls out of it.

I have to be honest right now ... I CAN'T WAIT to see Britney Spears' new video, the first time I've ever said that but maaan. If THIS is the video to that awful song I heard a little of on youtube. Oh God, this is going to be the funniest thing ever.

That's just damn ugly shit....

that cracker needs a tan then you'd fuck er right

I just feel so sorry for her at this point. She seems to be so completely messed up. When I was younger, I couldn't wait until her career disappeared. I just didn't want it to happen like this. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

"Can't by me lo--ve, can't by me love, no, no ,no, NO! ..."

she seriously needs to go on a diet and lose some weight.

The ugliest stripper I've seen didn't even look this bad!

The saddest people are those who think they're really sexy when they look like diarrhea and puke mixed together, yet wear these clothes and put themselves out there like they were Gods gift to man.
It should be illegal for ugly people to wear these clothes and flaunt themselves like that in our faces.
I just want to shower her empty head with rotten eggs till she starts crying.
And then I'll throw some chicken feathers on her and it'll all get stuck on her.

hehe Porky Pig.....Britney I Take My Rolls Seriously As A Crackwhore Hick Whose Kids Are Neglectarinos Spears....th- th- th- th- th- that's all folks!

can't she have that fat under her chin removed? god, with her money I'd be all over that.

can't she have that fat under her chin removed? god, with her money I'd be all over that.

as much as I hate her music, I now feel sad for Britney. At this rate she's going to OD in about 3 months

i still love her wish she was mine

It was amusing at times.. I won't lie.. interesting to watch in some strange way
But after all the joking now i'm seriously thinking that she is going to end up dead.
Once this video comes out it will get 10x worse. I would not be surprised if she kills herself (on purpose) before the end of the year, or sometime next year.

I'm sorry, but her body looks DAMN GOOD! Just because you don't weigh 90 pounds doesn't mean you are fat, people! Paris Hilton and the like are NOT NORMAL and that isn't sexy. I'm sorry, but if you find girls that look like that attractive, then you might need to come out of the closet, and SOON!!! And just for the record, "spoilt" is not a word. I believe the word they were looking for is "spoiled".

People, I was watching Brit's video's a few days ago, she is such an awesome dancer and really quite beautiful. She isn't doing anything that is sooo awful. Many have and still do some crazy things...do we condemn them and put them away for good?? She probably is a really nice person...she is not fat; she is trying to get back to where she was..remember,she just had her babies not that long ago...if in fact she does read this web-site...give her encouragment...she's not that far off from where she was...people were willing to pay big $$ to see her surprise concerts..this means she still has game. I wish her the best!!

Seriously? This bitch isn't bipolar. She simply needs some damn discipline. Nobody ever reigned her dumb ass in, taught her correctly, or instilled any sort of depth whatsoever. Everybody road the train wreck that is Britney Spears and jumped off when shit got scary.

Now look at her dumb ass. Jesus Christ. Somebody needs to take away all her money and force her to srcub a floor or 12, raise her children w/out the benefit of nanny's, live on a budget and stay her ho ass home.

239 - I have to agree. She's not that far from her old figure. She just needs to do some more crunches and some leg exercises and she'll be good.

One thing that's really messing her up is that black hair. Everyone loved the blonde. She may be sick of it, but if she wants her old image back (somewhat), she'll have to go blonde again. That's what made half of her money right there.

umm..rode*, scrub*

fixt.

Her eye reminds me of a Picasso painting in the 6th small picture above. Cool.
Hey, all you slutty 20-somethings and their admirers-
could we pleeeeaaaase be done with the pole dancing thing now? It's really some stupid shit.

#238 And just for the "record" you don't know what the fuck you're talking about - I believe the word you were looking for in this case is "ignorant". Read some of the previous posts (#58 on) so you don't make an ass of yourself in future.

Hahaha, #231

What WAS that??? eggs and feathers? Made me laugh...
This whole thing is hilarious.

I think she just wants to make her life as dramatic as possible so someone will make the 'last moments of glory - the afterstory' a movie about her downfall.... or perhaps a soap opera? Who knows.

She needs more money to buy a Chanel Dress to clean up her pets' shit.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/britney-spears-ok-magazine-shoot-04.jpg

Mmmm break me off a piece o' dat!

I'd rather stick my cock in an angry pitbull's mouth.

I feel sorry for her-- She need someone to watch over her and prevent her from doing stupid shit. Is it just me or does anyone else want to bleach her hair back to blonde?? I hate the Gothic black! It's to dark. But I guess in ways it is fitting her life as of right now. She needs to tan, get healthy and bleach her hair. She will be Britany again. I wish the best for her.

There is something soooo not right about that. If I were her I would be hanging out at one of my mansions, sippin' a fricken pina colada and laying by the pool. Makes no sense to me.

Pop star Britney Spears heads back to work shooting her first music video in years at a warehouse in LA. Brit was in a great mood strutted down the street singing and dancing along to her new single Get Back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNcE-m9VMmY

SOMEONE SAVE HER

she is a lifetime movie waiting to happen....

Is this just a horrific comedy skit gone a rye?
Stand up wanna be fill ins or what?
Do people actually read this stupid ass shit that these pecker heads put on here?
Do these people really need jobs that fucking bad?
I should buy this crap hole site and turn it in to something useful then you guys could come wash my shoes for $4 a day.
The crack of my ass has more since of humor than these bored ass bitch parrots.

Britney's prob is that she'd trying to resusitate (or is it regurgitate?) a career that was based on nothing more than shaking her ass like a slut. It wasn't based on talent or a knack for good timing. Unlike Madonna, who managed to keep her career going long after her 'baby-pout slut' phase by re-inventing herself, Britney is just falling back on the same tired shit. And what happens to a slut after awhile? Yep...they go right down the friggin' tubes.

Next thing ya know...Britney will get caught giving Hugh Grant a blow job in some dark alley...

she's at the end with no return
poor britney her brain is in black out thanks to alchol drugs and psychotropic drugs,I know people like this,they have a little chance to return like before, these things worn up your body and your mind with permanent damages

God I feel sorry for those kids...

This isn't funny. She's been acting like a rape victim--shaving her head, getting upset over doing something overly sexual--Hello? I'd bet money someone she trusted, maybe a body guard, took advantage of her right before she started to go crazy.

#214 -

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack get off
our fucking dicks

Twitney's a fat, grotesque cow with double chins, back fat
an' cellulited thunder thighs who slobbers all over herself, smears
her fried chicken greasy fingers all over herself and others'
expensive clothes an' she displays her fugly coochie to the world in
some twisted notion that she's remotely close to sexy....NOT!

The skank broad needs to just stay home for the rest of her
country-ghetto life, chowin' on KFC an' Cheetos, gettin' even fatter an'
fuglier, watchin' her old videos, an' pole dancin' out by the burn
barrel for her trailer trash neighbor guys, afterward hittin' the
sack witha couple or three for a fine ol' country-ghetto rut.

...i really can't imagine a "computer burst into flames" over these images. i was just looking at the pics of cindy crawford and she looks way better than britshit.

hit us baby... one more time...

so that was a bust

...how do you think
...you should be portayring yourself

with class ?
with style ?

maybe you could try those next...

#253 the only way i'd wash your shoes is to piss on them.

I never thought I'd say this....

K-Fed, What were you thinking?

Jack won't be back. It's the only way he can get the last word.

Who wants to see this ugly old bag gyrate to some shit, manufactured music?

no body at all!! i mean wat is up with this women i just feel like hurting her so much. her career is so over. such a freak!! and on top of the fact that that shes a freak shes trying to shoot a music video and on top of THAT she doesnt even have a sexy body dude!! Man i am so mad at this bitch!!!

@ #3

Swear**

I am not a train wreck and you people are just jealous of me. My ass looks good and I know it. I like my scarfs, they look good, so leave me alone. You wish you had my hot body and my money.

Rock.....Bottom

I'm actually reallly excited to see how this video turns out. I need a good laugh...

she looks like a drugged out tranny

JUST SAY NO, PEOPLE!!!!!!

Are you sure that it Britney Spear, If it really is, then she looks like a burst ass!

This girl is so sad - she had a bright future - she needs thearpy and a swift kick up her ass by trainer - she just needs help - she also needs to learn to dress and act - and just my thoughts on her body - she's flabby and doesn't look good in those pictures, she needs to get off her ass and work out before she tries poll dancing - it's not an physically easy event : ) We all know what she could look like, because she used to be hotter than hell - and she'd still young and still could be...
Maybe she needs a life coach - someone to help her along her way - a fag so she won't try to fuck him and also a real bitch, someone even bitchier than her, so when she pouts and throws tantrums they will tell her to shut up and grow up.

You know, being typically a bit on the snarky side, I've done my share of Brit bashing. But having read this post (and viewing the pics), I don't even know what to say.

So, being uncharacteristically kind, I'll just say that I think she could have chosen 100 other types of video that would have done her career service. Trying to reclaim or promote a "sexy" image when the media is SLAUGHTERING you for lack of dignity, poor taste, and poor parenting just seems like the wrong way to go.

Actually, why IS she trying to rekindle her career?

Yeah she still looks alright. Kinda like the trailer trash girls I like to screw after a 12 pack on a saturday night. Get your groove on there hoodrat!!!

Spider-pig... Spider-pig.

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