Jul 18 2007Britney Spears now managing herself

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OLD News...

YOU ARE LAME

You are 4th. I rather go with LAME. Kisse.

*Kisses.

And so the skank moves one step closer to obscurity...

Who you callin'lame?

Sushi ??
It Looks like she was in a Coffeeshop ;)
Or Let me Guess ...
She's Going to Manage a Sushi-Store >.<
Watch Out .. Before You Know You Have Some Rotten Fish and BRitney-Skankey Jumping Out Your Sushi-Box =D

Have a Good Meal !

Dear HASH,

I don't FIGHT for first place...

keep smoking

God, girl! Have some decency and cover up that body. You look like a clown prostitute.

These could be better without a bra or maybe worse. I don't know.

woof....she looks like one of those prostitutes from South Park

...I don't think that we want to see her nipples >.< ... The Nightmare

Dear Judy #10,

I'm glad to know that, cus you'd lose.
It's a win-win situation.
Oh and smoking, always :>

Maybe we'll have a McSpear's fa(s)tfood chain taking over the world?

THANK GOD - she learned to put on a fucking bra before going out. Still looking like white trash but I appreciate her wearing something to reign in those flap jack tits.

Thanks Brit Brit

What the fuck is up with this stupid bitch and her ugly fucking fedoras? I'll get into a slap fight with the bitch just so I can slap that nasty, ugly ass fedora off her lice ridden head.

Oy vey! It just get's worse and worse. How old is she now, 27-28? That look worked for Gwen Stefani.....ON STAGE ONLY.

Topic change.....she's looking as tacky as Fergie and I don't dislike Fergie. I think she's probably a nice person, but she dresses like a train-wreck.

What a whorrrrr. She dresses like a hick Dominican from Washington Heights.

(BTW, I'm Dominican and have been to Washington Heights, just in case anyone starts popping shit!)

..O_o she's worse than Paris Hilton

I think this is GREAT. She's already proven her managerial skills. She's managed to to ruin her life, her career, and to keep the adjective "dignified" from appearing in any article ever written about her. Who needs to pay some parasite professional manager when you're already a natural?

i think her body's looking much better actually.

Is that a herpes ring I see around her mouth? My suggestion: A little Valtrex and a lot of phsychoterapy... again.

Christ she looks like shit. What kind of crazy narcissism is she suffering from anyway?

This is great news. Now she will become even wealthier with her business savvy. I mean, just look at her. She has "tycoon" permeating from every pore of that super sexy body of hers. Not to mention that genius I.Q. of hers. Mensa awaits Britney!

OK, just the headline alone = worst idea ever.

She's trying WAAAAY too hard to regain the "sex symbol/star" status she enjoyed when she was 18 or so. Not ever gonna happen but she's in total denial...about everything...
1) I dont have a drug or alcohol problem.
2) I'm a good mom.
3) I look good.
4) They'll believe me if I tell them my meltdown was actually for a 'roll'.
5) I can fall in love with a different guy each week. Really, its love.
6) Undergarments are not really a neccessity.
7) Kevin will come back to me eventually.
8)Cheetos are a food group themselves.
9) I'm a good singer.

I could go on but does anyone else want to add to her delusions? lol

Brits in better shape than she's been in past photos. No visible cheese, no slack jaw, and for the most part her extentions look brushed (Here at least).
She's going back to the basic style of dressing that made her famous but doesn't realize that she's changed since that time, and should probably plan and dress accordingly.

She's managing herself all right, managing her self all the way to the bank!!!!.....

....um sadly to sign the foreclosure on her house

@ 27

"She's going back to the basic style of dressing that made her famous but doesn't realize that she's changed since that time.."

YES..and more importantly the STYLES have changed since then! NO BODY wears belly bearing tops and no one has since at least 4 or 5 years ago! Those outfits SUCK so hard. And what's up with those awful, blocky heels? She should not wear heels because she doesn't have any grace. She would look 20 times better in some nice fitting expensive jeans (that don't flare or go below her shoes) and some cute tops. I don't fucking get it. If I had that money, man, I would be looking HOTTTTT. Trainer, spa, nice clothes, yoga and a sitter for my son every now and then. Hang it up Brit and give me some dough!

I can't see her look so awful every day- it depresses me that I can't spend her money better.

I don't think Britney Spears could manage a checking account, let alone a ... nonexistent career.

SHIT, I looked again....she's still a hog with bad clothes. I feel tired.

Headline should read "Britney Spears is now managing herself down the toilet!"

She can't even manage to be a Mom to her two boys - she requires a Manny. What makes her think that she's equipped enough to handle financial matters?

She'll descend into obscurity faster than Tiffany did - and all the while wearing Bob Hope's old golf hats & saying "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!"

K-Earl, take the house while you still can before she signs it away in a pyramid scheme.

She may look a little better than she has in the recent past, but she still should NOT be wearing belly bearing tops. Look at the picture where she's getting out of the car, how her belly is hanging over the top of her shorts. She's not fat, but she's certainly not in the shape she was in at the peak of her "career", and she shouldn't be dressing the same way she was then.

Good God, hire a stylist already!

I do have to give her credit for at least wearing a bra this time, though.

I would love to hear one of those meetings:

OK, let's start the management meeting. Manager? Oh, wait, that's me! I'm so excited. And I don't have to pay whatshisface 15% of everything I make anymore, that'll leave more money for Cheetos and crack. OK, seriously, Britney, as your manager, I must tell you that public slap fights with your mom are not doing your career any favors. Nobody likes girls who beat up their mamas. Even if their mamas are jealous controlling hags who want to tell me what to do all the time, I'm a grownup now, mama... sorry, where was I? OK, let's go over the projects. There's a Cheetos endorsement, Payless wants me to design a line of shoes, wait till they see that awesome white platform flip-flop design, they're gonna shit a brick when they see that one, the Kittycat Dolls want me to be on one of their shows to teach those girls how to dance, all sorts of shit goin' on. Damn, I'm tired. This management shit is harder than I thought. I need a nap. And a drink. And a man. And then another drink... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Face it, you hillbilly queen: your reign has ENDED! (and not a moment too soon!)You have fallen way too far to even HOPE of recovering. Your show went skank too soon, and you lost your main fanbase:little girls (skank proteges) who's mommy and daddy pay for your music. Perhaps you should get a hobby, like RAISING A FAMILY! Hopefully, Jamie Lynn will learn a lesson from watching your career. Oh, and go wash your feet.

I strongly agree that she needs a freakin' stylist in addition to an actual manager. And does she think if people continue to see her exposed midriff and short shorts they will overlook her bad skin and worse extensions? At the very least, get some Proactiv for crying out loud.

And to think that I used to pound myself raw over her pictures.

Ready...set.. blow!

And they're off...who will wind up living under a bridge first?
will it be, "does anyone have any ecstasy Lindsay Lohan..." or "I slapped my momma with a beer can Britney Spears"..??
these two top contenders are currently tied neck and neck and its anyones game!
more updates as the race continues!

"If I had that money, man, I would be looking HOTTTTT. Trainer, spa, nice clothes, yoga and a sitter for my son every now and then."

#29 swan, well said, well done (claps).

A big fat "WORD UP!" for swan folks.

Actually that contract was to start at weak side linebacker for the Houston Texans. They are hoping Brit will shore up thier run defense and throw off the other team with all sorts of crazy trash talk.

"You call that a run? I filled that hole faster than K fed on a date with Shar ya'll"

the pic of her under the sign that reads "SUSHI" is classic.

I think she looks great. This is one of her better outfits just minus the lip stick. She looks in shape and fit.

When is she going to realize that the only thing she gets notoriety for now is dressing like a hooker with no style and being an absent parent to her babies? She is so cluelessly egocentric that the term "train wreck" does not do her justice. She needs to go away for a while, drop out, then reinvent herself with a slick and coordinated comeback campaign. Opening a club when you just did rehab and dressing like a slut is not helping.

I agree with #42, I think her bod looks smokin hot. She's not fat and she's not too skinny, she's perfect really. Love the stomach, ass, tits, the whole package really except her face is kinda busted and her whole lack of hair and having to wear a wig thing. I'd hit it over and over.

I think she is suffering from a whopping case of Post Partum Depression. She really needs to seek help before she completely self destructs. Having two kids in two years can't be easy on the mind or body. Not to mention all those hormones going wild.

Damn, I just might hit that.
I need a drink...

Looks hot? compared to what? Tom Arnold? A drum full of dog shit? Roadkill?

When she walks, her jiggling is hypnotic.

have faith in my brit. I know she's going through some things right now (i.e. weight gain, divorce, bratty kids, etc.) but i beleive that when this next album of hers comes out, its gonna be probably her biggest hit and I for one, will be one of the many supporters for it. I LOVE YOU SHITNEY...uh, BRITNEY!

#49, you know, everytime you post something, i start looking at those boobs of yours. You should bring them to my house when you get tired of them...i'll watch them...

#48 no my friend, it's CHAOTIC!

I wonder if she'd let me hit it now that her career is over and she doesn't matter anymore.

Fabulous. I mean she can barely manage to open her Cheetos, so managing her "career" should be a no-brainer. Ah huh.

and thus starteth the beginning of the end for her.

she'll get f*cked over some major contract or two and be tied up in court for the rest of her life...spending every penny in the process.

That resounding thud you hear is the last nail being pounded in the coffin containing her career. She'll probably do shows for magic beans.

I would grudge-fuck that trailer-trash bitch so hard her wig would pop off.

She's even made it to general manager now?I think it's really going great at the moment with her career.

If she's in need of an accountant,she can hire me.I'll be watching her money like a cat is watching a mouse.

Oh good. Now she will definitely destroy herself and we'll finally be rid of her selfish ugly immature ass.

So is she gonna open a strip club next to Cheetahs in Vegas and call it Cheetos? Ha, the poles can be big, orange poles that look like cheetos...or better yet, ARE giant cheetos. Then Brit can go there and do a premier visit, and get all sensual and start licking the cheeto pole...ok...I'm getting carried away here...I'll stop...

Her clothes and hair suck. Her body actually looks very good here. Managing herself is a BAD idea. I hope she can at least stay sober but I doubt it.

That's great news... because it means she'll totally screw up a lot of things which we're gonna be able to laugh about.

Who knows, she might decide to start a new career as a thrash heavy metal singer.

Oh brother. She ceases to amaze me. Just stop all ready Brit! Puh-leeze!

she has a nice skin tone, reminds me of kim kardashian

oh man!! now she can be as trashy as she wants to be! no one telling her to she has to wear underwear and lay off the 40s.

This ought to be good.

I actually think she's looking pretty good, all things considered...poor Brit (I was never a fan until now).

I would love it if she made her new pet dog her manager!
Dogs should be in charge of more things.

Her weight seems to fluctuate every other day. A week ago she was a fat hag. Now, she has a toned stomach and she looks much better. Is she getting plastic surgery every week? Because she is definitely not eating healthy. And she is going out all of the time and not being photographed at a gym. What is the deal w/her weight??

It's funny that she was spotted at Aspen considering it's been closed for 3 days for a private event. Quality.

WHY doesn't she ever have her kids with her anymore? Does she still have custody of them?

[Yells in Britney's ear]: HEY BITCH, YOU'RE 26 FUCKING YEARS OLD AND THE FUCKING BELLY SHIRTS DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE YOU CUNT!!! YOUR CAREER IS OVER. THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING AND THAT IS YOU AND YOUR MONEY ARE SOON GOING TO GO THEIR SEPERATE WAYS. I WONT BE PAYING TO SEE YOUR BURLESQUE SHOW IN A CLUB OWNED BY SOME FUCKING GREASY ITALIAN BASTARD IN A COUPLE YEARS WHEN YOU ARE BROKE BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!

69/

hello ,photoshopped

her days are numbered, can't wait.

Don't people usually buy a dog when they don't have little kids? I guess it was for
the kids to play with while she snorts her pills.

I am three times her age and I look better than that fat pig. Put some clothes on and quit dressing like a whore that stands on street corners. Your kids are going to get teased so bad. Just wait until they get into pre-school. You are so in for it. Remember the incident with my daughter and school?

Her legs are tree stumps. Does she really think that she looks good? Nasty bitch, twenty dollar hookers look so much better than her. Start hiding, everyone hates you.

Omfg, cover up that nasty fat lookin stomach...eeeew

What's with the scar on the side of her left knee? I never noticed it before [then again I've never really looked at her knees haha]. Just wondering if anyone knew?

eh at least she seems to be losing a little bit of weight. she's still an idiot though

Say what you will, she still has a better stomach after 2 kids than Tara Reid does after none.

Is she doing it on purpose?!?!? She has her shirt on inside out. AGAIN!!! Just check the third and last photo, you can see the label sticking out under her right arm. Why, Brit, WHY???

Good catch 82.

Though what can you expect from an inbred hick. No wonder she can't dress herself, she's got the IQ of a fruit fly. (And that's an insult to insects.) Also explains why she subsists on cheetos as her standard diet; she hasn't mastered the art of using a knife and fork. And she's greasy because in-door plumbing is a mystery to her. She thinks her tub is a miniature cement pond and is afraid the toilet is trying to steal her soul along with her poop. And her weave's not really a weave at all, but a badger she shot while hunting that she decided to mount to her head.

#79, that's probably the scar from the surg she had when she was a wee teen just starting out and blew out her knee. (Now she blows other things) Wore a brace for a while and even did an interview about it.

Is she also her own stylist?! Cause no one would seriously tell her to wear that shiz would they?!