Jul 19 2007Britney Spears keeps it classy

She makes Tara Reid look hot.

Save the Whales!

this dirty fat bitch is better off rolling around in mud and oinking

at least she's not wearing that unitard paris is wearing.

I am really impressed with how Britney has settled down and matured in the last few months. I mean look - she's wearing panties!

Maybe her water has been cut off and she needed a bath.

she is so weird, but I'd love to find out what she's like in the sack.

#5. lol

It used to be cool when paparazzi had to hide in the bushes to get candid shots of celebs doing private shit...but this?

This is just a crazy bitch with a camera crew.

This chick is starting to freak me out. It's like someone roofied her and it lasted for 3 years.

Hot, wet, crazy. My 3 favorite words. Boioioioioioioioioioioingggggggg!

Eh,so what I would do that too!
I love the ocean and why not...if I was Britney I would do whatever the hell I wanted...she has worked hard to get where she is, now she is enjoying her life GOOD FOR HER!

GO BRIT GO!

thank god she wasn't wearing a thong

well she saw Paris show her boob in the water so she decided to wear white panties so we can see her lips.
this is so retarded it aint funny anymore!

Silly bitch...doesn't she know she's not supposed to get her weave wet?

Trainwreck. Can I just see one pic of her without a wig please? pretty please?

Hairy snatch.

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anyone else notice that her body's muscularity resembles a midget's body?

Seriously, she's one pill away from just squatting on a public street and taking a piss whenever she feels it.

I never wished anyone dead until now.

Note to self: "Never swim there again."

I hate that fucking wig.

Ewww, cover that ass up!

How long before the "She looks good for having two kids" comments? I had 2 kids and look a lot better than this. Something just always looks off with her. Maybe it's her face? Her body is ok, nothing remarkable. Tara Reid-like tummy going on. She always looks like she doesn't bathe much and probably smells like Cheetos and has greasy hair.

i giggled at 19.

insanity, thy name is britney. sorry.

She is a fun girl.

She was celebrating that she signed some papers of I dont know what (its on x17)..... Still a very weird way of celebrating...

I wanna see the missing photos after 10 and 15 where she's sniffing her fingers.

"washed up" in every sense of the word(s).

i mean come on britney you could have at least tried to match them?????? tragic, the world has finally realized that you can drag any white trash girl into hollywood and make her into a plastic bitch. ive just never seen someone plumit downhill so bad, receive so much criticism for it, and still go on looking like that.

I'm surprised the pitbull didn't maul her. Especially considering her legs look like giant sausages.

I want to see some video of this going down. What a mess.

There will be many harshly critical comments on this thread. And much secretive shame-fapping.

Looooooove that last pic

I did love the comment that they shut off her water, and she's taking a bath. Classic

I think that little dog of hers would be safer with Michael Vick.

Adjective check Fish: TRASHY is Jane Pitt leaving Angelina & Brad's Father's Day party to go "visit" Jennifer in front of God and the nation(and then coming back to the party like she just went out for a pack of cigs or something: we could add STUPID). As for Britney, INSANE, POOR JUDGEMENT, DELUSIONAL, GLUTTINOUS, STONED, POOR IMPULSE CONTROL might be more appropriate.

And, yes, I hate Jane Pitt. Anyone who fucks with a yacht-heliport-submarine-swimming pool owner deserves to be hated.

Brit, Brit, needs a man groomer !!! & eeew you can totally see her c-section scar in pic 7

Let's go, fatties. If any post is worthy of all your "real women have curves" "this is what a normal woman looks like" "your critical comments are creating eating disorders" bullshit, this is the one. Let's hear you say that this is what a woman should look like, and what non-gay-pedo men prefer. Don't be hippo-crites.

34
That dog DEFINITELY has a better chance with BritShit

Now that her thoughtless actions have fouled the entire Pacific Ocean and killed every living thing in it, who's going to volunteer to swim to the bottom and pull the giant drain stopper?
It's a suicide mission, obviously.

Seriously WTF.. I mean come on. Her body looks like a 32 year old man with gender issues.. She either is on antidepressants or needs to be. She could not be more desperate if she hired cameramen to follow her around... jesus..

Eww! I wish that trash would stay out of Malibu. I was so glad when she put her house up for sale. Of course it's still on the market...no one wants to move in because they can't get rid of that smell.

Pic #15 is interesting where those two guys are stopping her from standing in a pile of garbage and fucking that dog.

#3---

HA! Ha!

Diana, apparently you're a stupid douche just like your idol.

But seriously, I love this girl. Not because of her shitty music, even shittier dancing or her supposed talent. I love her because she's stupid good fun. Watching her meltdown tickles my funny bone. Crazy bitch. You go, Britney. You go and do some more pyscho ass shit to brighten my day.

(Am I wrong? I know picking on her is liking picking with the kids on the short bus, but I can't help it. Who's with me?)

#38 didn't see your post before I posted.
#39 LMAO

This is a perfect example of what can happen afte a few drinks and 10 years of overexposure

Why is her assistant/companion always prepared for the day's activities whle Britney is either wearing underwear for swimming, wearing swimwear at late-night parties, or wearing a shorn beaver instead of panties? I smell a Federline sabotage.

I just love that her underwear are so low in the front that you can see her twice used c-section scar. So sexy Brit Brit - do you keep your penis in there too?

She is getting her ass back which is a very good thing

since when does she wear a bra..??!! a totally contrived and transparent cry for attention.....pathetic...

It doesn't matter that she is sort of in ok shape, now, because her face is forever morphed into something resembling a cow pie.

37
You really make sense in what you typed.
You can't tell if you are making fun of fatties, or are one yourself. LMAO

37
You really make sense in what you typed.
You can't tell if you are making fun of fatties, or are one yourself. LMAO

Christ, this somehow makes Nolte's airport episode from yesterday seem pretty normal. Anyone have a can of Dole for her ass? I hear pineapple goes good with cottage cheese!

She's at the beach - where are the kids? Kids like beaches!

#34 LOL

I'd drink her enema.

So Ugly..

Someone call Margot Kidder and tell her she's been replaced.

It just get's better and better.

"They're coming to take me away, haha, they're coming to take me away, hoho, heehee, haha....."

N A S T Y S H I T!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that hair/wig is the worst part of it all.

I'd hit her fat pooper. I like 'em round. Doggiestyle would cure everything - don't have to look at that c-section scar, don't have to look at her face. Plus I bet the impossibly lame "I slipped" routine would actually work with her when you switch to unannounced unlubed anal.

Apparently there must be a fine line between classy and crazy...and I think BS passed over to the crazy side a long time ago. Almost makes this not news. News would be "Britney Spears drove past a random beach yesterday and just kept driving in a normal manner." Now that would be damn wild behaviour from her!

where's the goddam tsunami when you need it.

I'm going to say it 37, she's not fat. She's out of shape. I'm certain her BMI would say she's just fine, but her body is telling the truth. I see a lot of skinny chicks with flabby bodies. It's easy to correct with some cardio and strength training, but instead of doing some stomach crunches lazy heifers like Brit don't want to take the time to tone up. They think diet pills and energy drinks are all they need to keep a trim figure. Either way she deserves a punt to the cunt for thinking her body is fit for public viewing.

Suddenly Federline looks like a responsible dad. His case against her is looking better and better as time goes by.

Wait....that may be her plan; KFed gets full custody, and she's scott free to pursue all those other projects and interest waiting in the wings, like opening a Tanning salon / Happy Ending Massage parlor. With her sister as one of the masseuses. (ohhhhh)

This chick amazes me sometimes. Looking at these pics I'd fuck the shit out of her. But sometimes I just look at her in disgust. I'm definitely loving her ass in some of these recent pics.

I dunno why everyone is being so hard on her! So she wanted to have a fun day at the beach with her kids. I think it's sweet that she would take her kids to the beach and let them play in the water. Wait, she did have her kids there, right? Those pics were just left out, right? (on a side note, I feel 99.9% confident in saying that she did have her dog with her!)

Mommy..!!! My diaper's dirty and the dog won't let me eat anymore of his food..!! Please get dressed and come home..!! Mommy....????

lmao 67!!!

Clear the beach, here comes the Cheeto Ho!

Forget about Britney. Is anybody else sick of seeing that washed up, collagen lip injected Lisa Rinna, to the right and bottom of these posts? Find some dirt on her, and slap it on here. Since I'm forced to see her heinous mug constantly, lets trash her out too.

Ew what the hell? She is so fat. Why in God's name does she think she looks good enough to prance around in her underoos.

Her body is all masculine and she looks like this is pregnant again, huh how do you like that, a pregnant man spears.

she is so retarded. Her career is soo over. Does she see that, she's never gonna release another descent album. She'll never lose the weight cuz she just listens to anyone who makes it seems easy.

Britney - Hey, how can I git in shape without givin up ma cheetos and sody pop?

Braindead body builder - well brit its simple, just eat as much as you want and work out everyday.

And I just gave money to save the whales.

why why WHY WHY WHY are they still taking pictures of this asswipe? maybe if we pretend we dont see it she'll disappear..

oh and someone said she worked real hard?!?
yeah.. someone writes her songs, she steps into a studio and attempts to sing, then they fucking dub it over to good god, and then she doesnt even sing live. yup.. REAALLLL hard worker

#71: i couldn't agree more. Lisa Rinna gives me nightmares. Her face is completely fake -- like in Phantom of the Opera, she can just peeelllll it away.

Her dog was replaced by a stuffed animal.

To add to 74's comment: hardest job in the world is being a good parent, and she SUCKS at that. The only thing she really works hard at is making an ass of herself.

Seriously, I think she was in the car, needed to pee and told them to pull over so she could piss in the ocean.

She looks like she's one more tattoo away from cheap motel room porn.

Check out the cottage cheese shot in the last pic. Hey, Brit, Greg Smithey is calling.

And if anyone is upset about the cottage cheese reference, I KNOW most of us have it, but unlike Crazy there, most of us have the class to cover up or at least do a leg lift once in a while.

btw the dumbass women on here that claim "real women have curves" Thats fine.

Yeah your right most women do have curves, but since when was curves code word for FAT. Women have hips and breasts and waists, there is no denying that. but there is such thing as attractive curves, and just being a bulky disgusting fat bitch ok?!

omg I just had a baby frikkin 5 months ago.

I'm 34D 26 (need to lose 2 more inches) and 37 hips (need to lose one inch)

I had him 5 months ago, lost all the weight and am now just shaping. This fucking cow has million at her dispence, can hire a trainer everyday and a personal chef. but she still looks like this? Shes a frikkin dumb peice of worthless cheap ass crap.

she could at least wear matching underwear if she's going to strip in public. good god.

sorry, I just got a little upset for a minute there.

Thankyou shanipie, thank you for keepin' in REEEEAL.

The three large she spent on the silly dog could pay for at least two training sessions with that hot lesbian trainer on tv, what's her name....?

I'm straight but that trainer is so cute.

haha

how do you know she's a lesbian?

Is her show called Dike Aerobics?

What the hell is wrong with taking your clothes off (with swim wear underneath) and going for a swim?

Fucking hell superficial, this is not news.

EASY NOW #80!!!!!
Don't let her fat ass get cha all worked up!
:-)

#86 sorry, this bitch just brings out y angry side.

It irritates me that she has money yet is still such a piece of crap. Where as I need more money and sometimes struggle to get by and I'm not a peice of worthless cramp lol

I think she tried to eat the paparazzi in picture 23. Picture 26 looks like she was successful.

Best photo is the 'bottom' photo in the Daily Mail UK link below --

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=469418&in_page_id=1773

That guy who's carrying her and her soon-to-be-dead little dog, into the poor unsuspecting Pacific Ocean deserves either a medal or a psychiatric exam for his service to all mankind.

#87....I thought it was funny. I love a good rant!

#11 - Too bad that none of those 3 words can be applied to the subject matter in this post.

#32 - "shame-fapping"? What language is that?

#64 - Brit didn't even use diet pills or energy drinks. She had "fat-dissolving injections". But your whole "punt to the cunt" comment ... fucking priceless. Ranks up there with "two in the pink, one in the stink". HEY FISH, WRITE THAT ONE DOWN!!

I like the first pic of her wearing the preggo-tablecloth-looking thing. But only because the photog in the background has the look of "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?"

Hey, I'd still hit it. She has that nice little tramp stamp on her lower back. Despite her stupid antics, her body is looking somewhat toned- that is surprising because I always see pics of her eating tons of fast food. Bitch is rich- eat something healthy. When is going to start doing porn?

whoa whoa whoa, hang on a second here....

first, she looks like she crawled outta that sewer pipe she is climbing on in pic # 14. There is a crap load of trash on that beach and she is frolicking around in her see thru wal mart undies and letting strange men take pics of her weird no waist man figure.

second, a frigging pit bull??

those dogs SUCK. I don't care what anybody says...they suck. AND she brought her mini dog AND the pitbull to the trash beach and climbs on a drainage pipe for fun?? That pit bull is gonna go berserk one day and eat Britney's face and that little dog.

She has a frigging pit bull at home with those two little sweet babies!!!! WHAT A DUMB ASSWIPE! I don't really hate people. But I think I now severely dislike Britnut.

Look likes she's having her monthly bath.What's wrong with that?Hope she doesn't forget to put on clean underwear this time.

I would not let my son within a mile of a pitbull. She probably lets her kids put a saddle on it and ride around in the house. Why do people feel the need to keep breeding those dogs. My friend's child was maimed by one and even the "nice" ones can turn on you in a second.
GOOD PARENTING, BRIT. GOOD JOB.

She is Britney Spears...she can do whatever the hell she wants..and I love it! It may be a little extreme but all you guys are obviously interested in her. I think she looks great!!!

Clitney has a pit bull? How did I miss that? She just probablly keeps it around so it can hump her face. Or she can sit on it's face.

She has a very biteable hiney. Nothing else matters.

Sorry to break up the flow here, it's just that I'm...you know...hetero.

You may now return to your regular programming (bitter hags, celeb-loving queens).

Yum. I'd totally hit that.

I would toss that salad in a minute

You couldn't have put this up before lunch? Fuck I can smell her through the internet.

I was holding back the vomit before I read the post about biting that cottage cheese ass. fuck she's a pig.

Just think, this is a mother of two kids.

She needs to be neutered, now.

what's BS? Is she an attention whore or is she just an exhibitionist? I'm curious and i'll ask my regular shrink for the right answer.

Zoom in on the crotch and you can see her horrible brown bush creeping over the top.

I know, I disgust myself don't worry.

I think she had to take a wicked piss, so being the class-act that she is, she looked for the biggest toilet that could support her fat ass!

Piss Brit, Piss.

@ #98

I don't think that ass is edible or incredible.

This site is for everyone...bitter hags, queens and heteros who love some beat britney ass.

I think she honestly thinks she's "fucking" with the camera guys in some cockeyed way, and not just egging them on to keep following her and catching her on film looking like a fool.

Incidentally, this is probably her first bath in weeks.

#7,

"she is so weird, but I'd love to find out what she's like in the sack."

I have a feeling she's the kind of chick who would unabashedly fart the whole time and think it was really hilarious.

"Zoom in on the crotch and you can see her horrible brown bush creeping over the top."

lmao. yeah, she's got pubic hair. i remember having your exact reaction. in third grade health class.

Oh no! She's got a round ass and maybe a bush! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWW! I'm gonna vom! Hurry, quick, put up some pictures of Mary-Kate Olsen!

I guess this is Tardney's way of proving that she now wears panties.

Thanks

Disregarding the obvious about her scuttling around in her mis-matched undies and bra, the thing I can't stand is the fake hair, she needs to get it layered at the bottom so that it's not so heavy, and I'm not sure whats up with the scarf, but thats very unflattering and she needs to have some kind of bangs going on to frame her face, she looks like a klingon ffs.

Hmmm, let's see: ATTENTION WHORE in a shitty wig. Claaaaaasssssyyyy.

Yes it is now official. Britney has hired 3 personal paparazzi to be with her at all times snapping pictures and shooting movies because one just never knows whena picture taking moment will happen. That is why they call it being a "Media Whore".

She is SMOKIN' HOT!!! Good to see Britney got her booty back. Any straight guy would kill to get a piece of that.

newsflash - any dog can turn in a second. that's why they're called animals.

she probably just had to pee.

Come on, you're all being too harsh! Chinadoll looks good...she's looking much more feminine and ladylike than she did during her wrestling years...

Oowee! Look at them slab sided thighs. And those squishy boobs. I've got a chubby I tell ya! What a nice ham-handled butt ... oops, I think I came. I'm glad I came!

(now if it only wasn't Britney)

She's still got a sweet little rump if you ask me. Very juicy! Some of you people live in some alternate universe.

Oh great! Now all the fish are going to smell like her!

Nice C-section scar. Freakin' attention whore!!

dang Melanie at 105, ya beat me to it...i should have taken an early lunch...although i would have lost my appetite...

and yes, enough of the stupid wigs. what's with that? her half-grown in hair somehow embarrasses her, and this shit doesnt?

You know how I know you're gay? When looking at a curvy girl who's stripped to her underwear you say "slab sided thighs" and "squishy boobs" and "ham-handled butt".

Oh look, another pic of Shitney with her mouth wide open

Fuck this whore

#115...most guys would kill for a piece of that because most women look even worse than this. Go to a mall sometime and see why so many men are drooling over Brit. Lots and lots of fat, frigid women who like to spend their waking hours in front of a television, microwave, or Edy's Ice Cream bucket.

You know how I know you're gay?
You think Shitney's just a "curvy girl"
We all look past that shit, o wait, this is the superficial

well, at least she's wearing underwear...

When will she go away?

people who call someone like britney spears "fat" are a big problem with today's society.

there are plenty of REAL fat people in the world. britney spears on the other hand, no, she is not fat. she is HOT physically.

mentally? no, not so much.

36, how is her c-section scar more repulsive than that one on her knee?

the only thing that's gross about it is it's proximity to her v hole.

hasn't her hair grown out enough that she can stop wearing those stupid wigs?

she looks fine.

sorry that no one loves you enough to throw money at you, SHANIPIE, even with your runway-ready proportions. 26 inch waist, big tits and you're still poor? couldn't even get tips? you must have an ass for a face, then, haeniepie, or a desperate personality :X

She's horrible! I would never consent to placing my phallus in her vagina.

#108- What kind of farts? Ass farts or pussy farts? I bet she can do both at the same time to the beat of "Ooops, I did it again!"...

i challenge any one of you "HOT" girls out there to run around half naked for a slew of flash photographers. bet you anything you'll make shitney look like a beauty queen.

#132- hey joanna- do you play any venue that allows marijuana smokeage?

i think for 2 babies she looks just fine.and she doesn`t have that much celullite like i saw in other pics

10 bucks says she is pregnant again

136
All of us "HOT" girls have enough fucking sense to not run around half naked for a slew of cameras. Nothing, I repeat, Nothing can make shitney look like a beauty queen.

"Shitney" Now THAT was funny!

Oh how the mighty have fallen...Who'd have thought we would see Brit and a friend on the beach and ask..."Who's the hot (ok, maybe not so hot) chick with Britney?"

seriously.
drug her.
put her down, safe her kids.
and damn that mouth is huge. Bet she's had me dicks in it than lindsay by now.

isn't it just horrifying when kevin federline is the better parent.

Meh. Her body looks ok now. Not great, but ok. The extreme negative comments sound like hysterical shouting. Maybe 10 years ago you caught your boyfriend beating off to a Britney video. Take a chill pill. You sound foolish.

hurry...somebody call seaworld... i found their missing shamu

her C section scar looks horrible, how depressing when you wake up every morning to have you tummy smile back at you

haha @ 28! she needs to pull that wedgie from her ass STAT.

Ah, such a class act. I've seen drunk homeless people with more modesty and propriety. Her parents must be so proud. Oh, I forgot... they aren't.

#36

That ain't a C-section scar.

If you look closer, it looks more like it's actually the shadow of a fat roll that runs completely across her body.

I wish it WAS a C-section scar, but they don't run all the way across the gut and flanks like that.

Her height is listed at 5'4" which is exactly average for American women (the whiteys at least). The average weight at that height, again for whiteywomen, is 140lbs. There's no way she's over that.

So...all you Euros out there, have at it. But Americans - especially you whiteywomen - you've got to sit this one out. Fatties.

#124

Actually, it was meant as a humorous anecdote. Even, perhaps, a joke. I thought that was the whole point here. Maybe I was being too mature. I guess that was the wrong angle to take.

ooo look at those titteeez i'd like too hit dat till my dik falls off she such a nasty whoore i'd show her my zoom lens in a heartbeat her tattoos would fal off when she bounces on the end of my meet

How's that work for you David?

#140 you got that damn straight! You wouldn't catch me being seen at the beach in a tankini with a skirt or a TENT if I would as fat as Britney.

Turk, you sound cute and very intelligent. I'm sure you'd get lots of dates if you just came out. The whole "maybe this is how heteros talk about women" thing just isn't working for you. I'm worried that the next thing you'll say is "You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand."

do you think her watch was waterproof?

Ah man this girl is so hot. Can you just imagine having a babe like this for a wife. Hey Honey, there's a pool fountain. She strips out of her clothes and runs and plays in the fountain. Ahhh, isn't that sweet, now lets go in the car and make fire works. If more women were this hot and uninhibited, the world would be a much better place.

I saw a fat illegal Mexican woman do this once. Her son and husband had swimtrunks on but she had a bra held together with safety pins and underpants. I figured she didn't know any better or thought she was Madonna. But, I'm sure she didn't know any better. What's Britney's excuse? At least the wetback could go back to 'Mehico' and she'd still be dumb and no one would care.

#109 Britney was in your health class? cool. Did she smell then too?

Congrats BTW, I can't remember last week

FACKING FACK. Look it she's hideous, she's got a tubby little body, a cum gut and stumpy arms and legs, she has no chin definition, nasty acne, hideous fake hair and the most revolting "crazy look" in her eyes I have EVER seen.

She's obviously gone fucking looney toones because of all the PAST fame and pressure. This is typical lunatic behavior; she is acting like a child. Crazies always do stuff like this. I love how people are still in denial about this whore. She's gotten fucking UGLY and she is completely OUT TO LUNCH. The latter being very dangerous since she has two children? The unhinged fuckwit needs her kids taken away and she needs to get her miserable crazy ass some fucking help.

I find it hard to pity a rich little brat who can't fucking take care of herself and her kids. Does she have cancer? Did her husband die? Are her kids sick? Is she too poor to feed her family? Many people have dealt with so much more than this self indulgent pitiful little child and they never let themselves end up like this. FUCK HER.

* The latter being very dangerous since she has two children.

She has no shame at all...

Anybody wonder sometimes if she is doing these audastic things to make it so that there is a case to have her kids given to K-Fed? It seems like when she has her kids with her, she is sad, gloomy Britney..but when she's out clubbing and hanging with friends without her kids...it's all smiles. Mkaes me wonder if she doesn't want to make sure he gets custidy of her babies. She certainly hasn't been taking of them up to this point anyway!

children love the beach too..

Come everybody, lay off Britney already can't you? There's obviously a somewhat logical reason that she did this; like perhaps maybe research for an upcoming movie audition or a music video shoot on the beach, right? Hmmm, let's see....Baywatch went off the air years ago, and Annette Funicello is sitting in a wheelchair somewhere with nothing below the neck but memories. Okay, I guess Britney is fucking nuts!

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oh, come on. there's more to her than that. she just had to pee really bad, y'all.

Kelli, you put an extra z in EX=FUCKIN-POZURE, you naughty little minx.

I'm afraid your error merits some... stiff punishment.

what did cha have
in mind..Bill♥

David

LOL! You jumped on that gay thing pretty fast there. I'd say if anyone has any repressed homosexual tendencies it would be you. I was just trying to post a funny comment and maybe get a few props from some people. Relax man. Have a beer.

I guess maybe I should feel flattered. My very first post to The Superficial and already I have a troll. Some people aspire to greatness. It took me all of 8 minutes!

Oh I'm going to keep it really real. Britney's body is WAYYY better than mine. I'm probably 30 pounds heavier and I don't even have an excuse, like just having a baby. I am prettier, no acne and I CAN DIET. (currently am on one and have lost 15 pounds) so besides that. In keeping it REAL. I AM FAT but um, yall don't pay me to be skinny. I PAY BRITNEY TO BE SKINNY. If she wants us to buy her fucking album she needs to get in fucking shape. I'm NOT buying a FAT girls album who can't sing!! That bitch CANNOT SING. ALL SHE HAS IS her body and dancing talent. SHE NEEDS TO GET THAT SHIT BACK IN SHAPE if she wants to sell some records cause honey it aint cutting it like that. You aint back to where you need to be. You need to have fuckers DROOLIN over you, and you definetly AINT at that level. WE PAY YOU TO BE THIN BITCH. THAT IS WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR, so do your job.

And if I KNEW the paparrazzi was going to be taking pics of me every day, you best believe I would be just like muther fuckin Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba or Cameron Diaz and WORKING MY ASS OFF EVERY DAY cause that's what THEY GET PAID TO DO - LOOK GOOD. AND BRITNEY DON'T! She looks like a LIPO'd Flabby assed girl who took a bunch of diet pills and starved herself to get this far and get down any further. TREE STUMP LEGS. Please.

I think Motive is on to something. All the fired nannies said that Britney would hold the kids for a few minutes and then hand them off. AND when they started crying she would hand them off saying, I don't know how to make him stop. I mean, that is ridiculous. A MOTHER should be able to comfort their child. I just think she wanted to play house and that phase is over and she doesn't want everyone to think she doesn't love her kids but she would really rather just let KFED have them full time. Cause she is over it. Wants to go clubbing and fuck.

At least, she's wearing underwear. Usually her pics consist of what she's not wearing under her clothes.

too bad. she obviously is fucked... regardless of rehab or not. But, if I had her dough.. I probably wouldn't give a shit either!

I guess I'm one of the few weirdos who thinks that her body is pretty damn FLY... I'm tired of the anorexic model look being forced down our throats by the media.

She looks pretty delicious, as far as I'm concerned. Agreed on the wig, but as far as Bod goes, I would enjoy those curves immensely.

Half of the low-lifes here are saying she looks like shit, but wacking it in their free time looking at those pics.

#166 and #167 I think I'm loving you guyz.

this chick is freakin weird....

A lot of you are missing the point here. Yes, she may be thinner than the average American, but she isn't an average American. She a rich and spoiled celebrity who has the money and time to look like a million bucks. The reason the majority of us are digusted by her is because with all the money and resources that she has, this is the best she can do.

I'm missing something, how does she look bad? Courtney Love looks bad. Anorexia looks bad. Britney looks like a better than normal American woman. But yeah, her wig sucks. It looks like horse hair.

well i for one have never ragged on her looks, just her incredibly poor judgemnt n lack of taste..britney at least has everything in the right place and more or less in a pleasing curvy shape...my respect would zoom up if she'd DITCH THOSE WIGS

and stop peein in the ocean with camras clicking away

#164 kelli, too bad Chris Hanson wasn't featuring all the little tweeners too fucking stupid to stay off the internet. now, what's your address, again?

Actually, I agree... Why wouldn't see?
What's the problem with going in the see in your underwear? I did it too, once (cause I simply forgot my bikini).

I think she looks hotter than hell, bodywise anyway. I'd slam the crap out of her again and again. She's got an awesome stomach, great ass, and just overall pretty nice. She's not fat, and she's not skinny, she's just right for slamming.

Britney, my body still looks better than yours and I'm almost 50. You really are making yourself look like trash in those underwear. People everywhere, even in Europe now think that you are a useless piece of shit.

#182 Look up optometrist in the yellow pages and make the call stat. It may be already to late.

She's got more chins than chinatown

i used to rate her 10/10 for attractiveness, now she'd be lucky if she got a 2

This bitch is definitely FLABULOUS!! LOOOVE the dirty feet!!

the last Pic
i can just feel the earth shake 7.2

I am a ratnest. I live in Britney's hair everyday, because she won't comb me out. I am starting to stink because the bitch never takes a shower anymore. Someone needs to rip that horse hair off of her head, so I can come out and live.

Seriously I've seen homeless transvestites with better wigs than hers...seriously why doesn't she fix her nasty ass hair. She could do so much with a cute wig...but we get shit like this and that pink fug wig

that fat ass bitch she is setting such a bad exsample for her children

Porkface ugly bitch that can't dress or comb her hair. Waste of life for us and her kids.

i LOVE HOW MOST OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH HER. i'D BE EATING HER BUTT :)

if this site hated her so much, why would they be posting stories about her everyday? and the people who comment are just jealous.

obssessed crazy fucks

Whoa! My freakin' eyes! That's just wrong on all levels, y'all!

Man, that chick's grotesque!

okay, her body looks decent. but! she has a hippie wig and she's in her undies and bra. wth.

She is carrying the coolest thing......it's called TOWEL DOWN........a backpack/beach towel, with pockets all over..........where can I get one of these?????

She thinks it going to get Fed wanting more forget it. Been there do that. Her kids would have loved a splash in the sea with their mother. The only stable relationship they have at the moment is with each other

Her mother taught her everything but how to be normal. Shes confused and little more than a performing seal. THATS HAD ITS DAY, throw her a fish stop her clapping.
It must be hard to have everything ,and still be unhappy!

LETS ALL BOW AT THE BEAUTIFUL FEET OF THE GODDESS THAT IS BRITNEY SPEARS!!! I LOVE HER!! I love BISEXUAL GIRLS.