Jul 13 2007Britney Spears isn't dating her manny

turds.

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That weave is a criminal offense.

hahahah

Manny? are you fucking kidding me?

Is that little blond screaming thing a boy>>> That's almost as believable as Celine Dion's "son"

She should go to Vegas, get a quickie marriage, then have it annulled.

Her manny looks like Baba Booey.

http://jeffseby.tripod.com/BabaBooey.jpg

On a side note: he might be a "manny" but since he is NOT dating her, he still has his self respect.

Well, of course she isn't dating him! Nobody ever thought the two of them were dating. We said they were sleeping together. What else does the guy have to do? Those kids are never with her anyway.

too bad, they look like they'd make such a happy family.

That's not a baby.
I've seen pictures of babies.

That's a "Langolier".

...If I was Britney, I'd fear for my life every night that I close my eyes.

Also, if I was Britney I'd wish I was Melissa Etheridge.

The kids crying cause Brit just ate all his candy. like the whole fucking bag.

That IS Celine Dion's son! Britney accidentally picked him up while she was in Beverly Hills, they are SO hard to tell apart when they are that young, and when you only see them once a month. That is why the manny is holding that poor child. Celine said, "Bring him back but for God's sake don't let Britney hold him!!"

Seriously though, no matter how bad her freaking hair looks(if that even qualifies as hair), she looks the most beautiful these days when she is with her kids. It is good to see her with them even if she is wearing clothes that are too small and smoking the whole time, maybe just being with them more and more she'll start to think, "who's babies are these?????", "maybe I should have some kids y'all!" then the manny will explain everything again, and she will be thrilled and perhaps start acting more like a mom.

Until then I find a healthy dose of Reese Witherspoon helps wash my eyes out after looking at Brit, i mean Lucky, whomever she thinks she is...

did anyone else have to add the word manny to their computer's dictionary??

And am I going blind, or does the child Brit's holding (Jayden?) have black hair now?

#15 - looks like a hat but if his hair color did change, not too uncommon.

I think Sean Preston makes a cute little girl but he looks too much like K-Fuck-Up.

Would somebody fucking shut that kid up. There is nothing more annoying than a bawling brat!

Are they using the new lard hair treatment oil? eww.

Americans are brainless monkeys

Um.....WTC!!!

Britney Spears is a typical American--fat + ugly + stupid

Well dating somebody who knows how to take care of kids would clearly be too wise a decision for Britney.

though I don't know if I believe a source that uses the term "manny" especially since last time this happened the manny said he was jut a body guard and not a child care provider.

Britney is actually holding her youngest son? For what - the second time in his life?

Yeh, come on, it was pretty obvious that guy is gay. And he doesn't look like Brit's type anyways; he looks somewhat mature; like he has his shit together. Plus, he did look familiar, so I don't know why everyone was making a big deal abt him like he was the new man in her life. And I thought I remember it being one of her big, burly black bodyguards that almost caught Shawn during the fall. Meh, whatever.

"I thought I remember it being one of her big, burly black bodyguards that almost caught Shawn during the fall."

No, it was this guy. You're confusing last night's dream with this story. Remember? "Shawn" is you, "caught" is skeeted, and "during the fall" is "in the eye".

EuroChic, are you 12 or just another Fetal Alcohol Syndrome case?

okay seriously WHAT..THE FUCK is wrong with that dudes face???

But the kids look so happy with him

As a porno guy, the manny's first reaction to the crying is to say "hey cmon baby, you know you like it that way"

why are the kids in suits??????
no wonder the poor kid's crying. he's sweating his ass off

Forget the manny. Britney should get a lesbian life-mate. She can do it very high profile, like Ellen or Rosie, and then she'll get all the attention she craves and the kids will have a mommy (the dyke, not Britney). She can put out a "womyn's music" album of "brave songs for strong independent women" and it'll sell even if it's unlistenable, because they all are. And she won't procreate anymore, because David Crosby is finally too old and tired to jerk off anymore. It's the perfect solution.

i fail to see the reason she needs said "manny". she has no career.

ewww. smegma. but a beautifuly placed Y, I must say.

Damn, this is boring as hell.
Somebody start a fight or something.

Mommy has me dressed up real pretty today. I think she's going to let me suck her boyfriend's big hard cock. I can't wait to suck him off and taste his hot cum. Yummy

What is left to say? She's the dingleberry on the ass of hollywood.

Duuuummm, da da dee da da da da dum, da da dee da da da da dum, daa da de da da dooo

I have to agree with #21, against my own will. Fat and stupid.

Now the ugly part, I'm not sure of. A lot of us Americans are quite lovely, well, I mean the Americans that have hyphens before the American part, ie, Dominican-American, South American, African-American, Dead American, Dead Kennedy, hey, where am I going.....

Who cares? Britney 'dates' anyone who will speak to her nowadays. Nobody gives a damn about what she does anymore because like Hilton and Lohan, she has exhausted her shock threshold. The only way she'll make actual news now is by dying. And I'd probably even skip past that story.

That guy isn't her old body guard, that is Ben Stiller in disguise.

What a fucking redneck, cut that kids hair or put a dress on him, WTF? He'll be sucking dick like dad in no time..........

"StupidThought" followed immediately by a dumb guinea comment...

to be honest, he looks better with the 'stache

@12 Langolier...<3 that does more resemble a langolier than a child. perhaps she's trying to train him to eat her shameful past since clearly drinking to forget isn't working.

@36 thank you for the lovely hold music. are you available for private parties?

#37 Awwww...I miss Christ on a Crutch
Dead Kennedys? I can go either way...
But I REALLY miss bald umbrella waving Britney. Now THAT was someone I could finally relate to!!!

#14(lucky)
you win best entry
nothin left to say

i think Brit and the manny went to buy there wigs at a 2 for 1 place where they specialise with possum road kill.

well, at leazt we
know that shez reading
the poztz coz of 2 thingz:
zhe took that rag off of her
head and she picked up the
kidz, hallahula..glory to God!

oh, great. krazihotkelli and her fountain of wisdom is back.

We have Ba-Ba-Booey and we have Ben Stiller. I vote for Dave Grohl.
Anyone else wanna take a stab at the manny's identity, just before you stab Brit in the head with a pen?

I don't know who he is but his apparel screams "Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy".

Is it just me, or does her son always look absolutely miserable in every picture you see of him? He is crying in the pic above and looks miserable. Of course, with Britney Spears as his mother, it's not hard to see why he would be miserable!

48, Don't worry, middle school starts back up soon so it won't last much longer

I think the obvious question at this point in her "career" which is so dead it isn't even on life support is, why the hell does Britney need a bodyguard? Seriously. Who would touch her? She's nasty.

Poor kids. She's making K-Fed look better by the minute.

fuck U #48
and #52=thatz
what U fuckin
think...I got
internet on my
phone..azzdickhead..☻

#54 Only you would thnk a)that is a big fucking deal and b) that Britney reads your posts and pays attention. Regardless of what mommy tells you, you are not important and the world does not revolve around you.

More importantly, when did people actually start using the word MANNY in real life?

I don't think what anyone says is important or believable if they use that word seriously.

#56 So true. Thankfully "mommyguard" hasn't occured to her yet. Being a nanny to 2 kids whose mom has room temperature IQ is a full time job - that bodyguard shit is just her being cheap or trying to seem important. Like anyone wants to get close to her at this point other than process servers.

that child looks like donald trump.

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okay first off she is such a fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck is she messing up her roots by constantly dying them. What a frikkin retard! Didn't she learn her damn lesson?

I was just lookin at pics of her when she was thin. She will never be little again cuz she refuses to curb her diet. She wont listen to anyone I fucking hate her. She reminds me of my ex redneck roommate, like I can just picture exactly how she is.

I know this discussion is about the manny but I just needed to get that off my chest

#60 I so agree with you - if she stapled those stupid extensions to her head she couldn't look any worse than she does now. She's not fooling anyone into thinking it passes for hair.

Britney is passed the dark side. She's the friken leader of scaring the shit out of people 101....and manny?? i think someone picked that word out of a hat...

She's beginning to look a lot like Elvis.

#25...yeah, you're right...I AM confusing it with a dream I had last night...but it was a different dream, it was the one where I took a big dump on your head and said "And how's that workin' for ya?"
zing!

#41 - preceded by a stupid speller

What the hell is up with her weave? That looks like total ass! She has gone to shit. As a mother, a performer, everything.

Marriage is not for rational people. DER.

Britney has the most grotesque kids I have ever seen..ever.. sick

aw its not their fault their mother's a troll and her father doesn't even know how to spell troll.

aw its not their fault their mother's a troll and their father doesn't even know how to spell troll.

My Fountain Of Wizdom:

Ok, I really like be
friendz with gay guyz☻☻

Butt, If I ever had kidz
which I won't ever..thatz
for fuckin zure♦♦♦

I can't imagine hiring a
guy to take care of the
kidz!

I might hire the gay guy
to talk to me, but that
baby in hiz armz iz
zcreamin becoz itz lozt>>
it doezn't really know
whoz itz mommy♫♫↓↓↓↓↓↓

I've seen homeless women with better/cleaner looking hair than Britneys.

I agree with #12, because I read somewhere that this dude is gay.

Finally, how sad that she has to take her DESPERATE need for publicity to the Lord's house. Girl has no shame.

Girl has no future.............did you read that she just applied for a waitress job because she liked the sexy uniforms? What a moron.

Why does she always go for her personnel?

Britney is looking worse all the time!!!

Her kids look pretty clueless to me, is thre anyone teaching them anything? walking for instance? Or is it only in Hollywood that pets & tods don't ever use their legs?
But hey, whenever I see SP & now JJ Federline, I feel like kikin' em back to the pet store they belong.
As per Brit now, she better learn a real job now sh's lost her once in a lifetime chance to making it.