Jul 5 2007Britney Spears is still a moron

hahhaha

first, bitches

....

this is sad.

Isn't this the same story the fish posted this morning? WTC!!!!

enough already...this skank needs to "role" her fat twice pregnant ass off a cliff

this girl is just plane stupid !!!!!Im a native spanish girl and even I can spell better that she does ...

go get some exensive extensions you fucking louisiana trash!!!!!

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Someone pass the dinner roles, please.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

FIRST!!!

she makes everyone in the planet look smarter that her .. what´s wrong with you shitney????? can you even thing of something funny to post on your site ???????

ps: then again .. probably everyone in the planet IS smarter than her.

i can probably find a rock thats smarter than this girl.

by the looks of her, she certainly does take her rolls seriously.

She really is delusional! I bet she hears voices too.

There's a lesson here. You have to fuck these Disney chicks when they're young. Wear a disguise, retain a top lawyer, whatever it takes, but ream & skeet 'em before they hit 17, max. We're looking at what happens if you make the mistake of waiting.

She takes her ROLLS very seriously. Well obviously, you've been working on them for quite some time you Cheeto-eating fat ass!

I tried very hard to find some sens in her letter. And I said to myself ''maybe she's sarcastic and she's refering to her relationship with K-Fed.'' But again, the part with the umbrella doesn't make sens so, she's probably just crazy.

Damn 14: Didn't read your comment. Beat me to the punchline!

She does take her roles very seriously...for a while there I actually thought she was a singer. She's good.

You'll never see it my way unless your eyes are as far apart as mine.

You'll never see it my way, because you take your medication.

You'll never see it my way if you can see your feet.

"Unfortunately I didn't get the part."

Which is a shame, because I'm sure it was a damn fine fucking film. And now I'll never see it. Tell me why I continue to live. Please.

@16 isn't the little boy next door playing in the pool? I think it is time for you to go spank your little monkey while peeking out the bath room window.

1: Do something incredibly stupid.
2: Several months later, try and cover it up with supremely lame story.
3: Improve on lameness with even worse lameness.
4 (and most important): Expect the teeming masses to swallow the story.

Yep, the level of Stupid is really rising. We need to get out now.

Anybody else get tired of hearing this all the time? "Hi...Jimbo...yeah, good to see you...yes my boyfriend is really hot and we're having the best sex ever! Well, gotta go!"

Has anyone seen the Family Guy where Britney rolls out on stage in a wheelchair all fat and bloated and says" I'm still sexy even though I lost a leg to diabetes" and then performs a sad rendition of her first hit? We are only a year away from this permformance.

Here's her comback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_QDvS1amY

i dont know who is more retarded...britney or Jimbo?? he keeps replying to his own comments...

"Takes rolls seriously" is truly funny, but I am going to vote for "regarding an umbrella" as the funniest part.

In fact, I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that "regarding an umbrella" will become part of the English language in the manner of "wardrobe malfunction".

so who got 'the part' in this imaginary film? hhrmmnn...?

It's impossible to take her seriously when she spells acting "roles" like the bread product, "rolls."

I hope Alvin and the Chipmunks bust a cap in her ass.........

@25 It does not seem like anyone is tired of hearing that. But, what has been said over and over again is that they are sick you you trolling them with your stupid and retarded comments. I think most people would hope that you got ran over by a slow moving train and you were aware of your limbs being cut off by the train wheels. I know it would brighten up my day

I can't believe nobody noticed that she spelled "rolls" wrong - it's supposed to be "roles" when it's something like acting!!! Jeez!!! Wake up, people!!!

Here is a great picture of Britney taking her rolls seroiusly:

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/britney-spears-bra-candids-strip-11.jpg

"@25 It does not seem like anyone is tired of hearing that."

see now that's the problem...

#22. lmao. Cheer up: another day, another opportunity to get hit in the eyes with Britney's exposed private parts. I'm sure if they can find someone irresponsible enough to revive a dead dick (chipmunks) to limp status, someone will make a movie for Britney. Blond Addiction. Blond Exposition.
Ex Blond Position. - so, please do not "off" yourself tonight.

You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them.
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Lol.

#35, maybe you should learn how to read as lots of people including superfish made fun of that.

"rolls" LOL hahahaa omg what a complete idiot.

I believe Tim may be the intellectual razor that could take on jrzmommy.

Tim. You are retarded. Tim wake up! WAKE UP TIM!

Forgot to add - Britney looks really hot in that picture! Rehab has really turned the clock back for her!

What movie coming out is going to have a psycho bald chick beating an empty car with an umbrella? I can't wait to see who got the part.

Or wait... Maybe the movie doesn't exist and she's just making this up?

Freaky Friday
Vice Versa
The Hot Chick
Freaky Friday again

There are about fifty movies already made with that story line. I never saw any of those actors have a batshit breakdown in public while getting in character.

"How are her managers letting this shit slide through?"

I'm pretty sure pinkisthenewblog said she'd fired her manager a few weeks ago

Zhe can't even
zpell rolez

ztupid fatazz

Keep on living the fantasy, Brit. In about a year K-Earl will have all of your $$$, and we'll see photos of you working New Orleans streetcorners wearing a teeshirt with "Free Blowjobs" airbrushed on it.
And we'll all laugh really hard!

She's even dumber than an heirhead!

krazihotkelli -- doezn't your zhift at mickey d'z ztart zoon? I thought you only pozt in the morning. Did you get fired for burning the friez, or did your zhift change?

Really, honey, the 'z' thing is getting old. It's not cute anymore.

And think twice before you reply and attempt to rip me to shreds. You will lose.

wedge - Love the "Free Blowjobs" tshirt idea, but Britney's already got that one. Only problem is that she's still trying to figure out who stole all the blowjobs, and how she's going to free them....

hahaha. what a stupid lying cunt.

She apologized to the pope because her husband doesn't like to switch place and then her umbrella carried her away but didn't get any??

If Britney would be kind enough to put it the next time in cuneiform.Because then it would be more understandable for us!

Hey guys! Don't forget my boner-video i made on stage last weekend!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhWMi8DZF-w

Too flippin' funny! On X17 someone commented that maybe she's working the 12-step program, and on the "make amends" step now. Almost makes sense, dontcha think?

However, taking it further and posting it on her site is more lunatic than ever. I think we should all check her site now and then, in the MIDDLE of the night, since she's got free rein to post on it without advisors to cut her off. Imagine her hanging over the keyboard with 6 empty 40s of beer and some oxycontin to boot. Her rants will be priceless, until she deletes them the next morning!

Two "rolls" she needs in her life...stylist and publicist. Someone needs to stop this train wreck.

Ummm all of her rolls? What rolls? Does she mean her Cheetos? Her babies? Wait, no not her babies because clearly she doesnt take them seriously. What rolls? And she didn't get the part? Ummmm ya think?

Who the hell calls them the "pap"? I read it and was thinking, "She's appologizing for her pap smear"?

... and the cow jumped over the moon...

#51 had fun being 48 ☺☻☺☻☻
didn't cha?♦♣♠♣♦☺♥
U forgot the mozt fun ztuff§♫
Go eat Jimbo, hiz dick iz
probably ready to go♪§§♦☻

az far az "thebaglady",
mommiedearezt, I think
that I'll go back to
calling her anti/chrizt
again. I can't get that
bald head outta my mind☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

next time thiz zite poztz
a pic of her, bald would be
nice, that zhit iz funny☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

@45
"What movie coming out is going to have a psycho bald chick beating an empty car with an umbrella?"

It's Stanley Kubrick's little-known final screenplay. He worked on it up until the day he died... "Eyes Wide Apart".

Britney, you're such a liar. There was no movie role. Who would offer you a movie role? Puleeaasse. But hey, I'm willing to be wrong. Tell us what movie you were trying out for. Name of movie, director, co-stars ...

Exactly, there was no such movie. Liar.

mmm....rolls....

The headline says it all...

http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/

What the mother f*ck is she trying to say here?

Eat more pills, pillhead.

Marduk totally rules.

Zo, fatt, bald
anti/chrizt, tell
uz: WHICH MOVIE WAZ
IT? WHO GOT YOUR PART?

U R a wazte of time..
if your not going to
comfort your kidz...
go to New Orleanz and
help "your hometown"
people get back on
their feet..
U fuckin zelfish bitch..

Her use of rolls in place of roles was a Freudian slip. Look into the eyes of the beast and you'll see a crazy e-tard looking back.

I'm officially done drinkin'... I DO NOT wanna end up like that. Here's to my last vodka. snif.

With the comments:
The trolls, eh, who cares.

As for Britney: Who cares. At least this is one of the first posts that didn't just have a chick in a bikini. Or a boy band reject fucking some no name in public in her ass so his ex wife is sure to see.

Most of the comments are funny. The "first" people are fucking losers, and the girls with the "z's" is still a fat virgin (trust me, I know her).

73
Your name is familiar to me. Didn't we have a fling when you were in Europe once? Yea, I'm sure we did. Who was that guy that was half man, half women that you brought with you? He was a sexy thing and so were you except for your varocose veins all up and down your legs. I'll still eat your pussy, call me soon.

rofl@ROLLS

I take my rolls seriously too...with a serious amount of BUTTER on them!

Dear Britney,

I don't know why you choose to abuse me the way you do, with your delicious rolls. Please discontinue doing this. Also, please stop flashing me around town, and throwing me at Kevin.

Love,

Your Vajayjay

oh the joy, the slow melt down into obscurity, goodbye kelli, ooops, Brits! (come to think of it, they're both trailer trash hasbeen cheeto munchin buckets of pus)

ooops I did it again, role-ing on the floor, laffing my tits off!!!!!

Ok, I tried to ignore this the first time around when you posted abt her stupid note. But now I can no longer supress it; what the hell is she talking about?!! I don't even understand what she's saying. Her sentencing doesn't make any sense!..."I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally."....HUH?!!! WTF?! Is it just me, or does that not make any sense?! Anyways, if Britney thinks she's losing a fan base because of what she did to the paps,thats pretty hilarious. Basically, Britney, nobody gives a crap abt you anymore. You are pure white trash, Jerry Springer entertainment and you are nothing but America's big, fat joke.

#78/79=Kelli will never
zuck and zwallow☻☻☻☻☻

but u ho azz zure do☺☺☺
I'll willing to guezz
that U zucked 4 maybe 10☻☻☻
dickz today..damn, your a
zkank ho, fuckin crackhead
mutherfucker..I'll bet U do
anal too↨↨♪§↨♦☻
U zick bitch..♦♦
probably grew up in barz☻☻
with your parentz↓♣↓↓
ewwwuuu/U did their friendz,
didn't U?☻☻↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

Britney Spears, transform and roll out!

"You'll never see it my way because you're not retarded."

FIRST!!!

she was fucking rolling when she wrote that.

She obviously thought that this was a clever reference to her relationship with K-Fed. Hold on what am I saying? This is Britney Spears we're talking about. On second thoughts I'll go with her being off her face, or insane.

she must think her "fans" are retard...

okay im on this site all the time but i never comment, but when i saw this i had to commend you.

"NOTE: You know she takes her rolls seriously because she eats so many of them"

haha cheers. keep up the awesome work.

my ass is having a hard time this morning, but I have to tell you that in Hell last night, all the dead girls even look better than Britney. They are all smarter too, they all spoke at least three languages and Britney can't even speak one. They also told me that she fucked the devil in order to get that pile of money that she doesn't deserve. Now we know why someone who can't sing has money.

Hey look at me I'm a prepubescent wannabee pimp!

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HaHaHaHaHaHaHa "roll" the skank is really a dumbass.

All you people are britney haters, i bet most of you are nasty fat people that got nothing else to do than try to make fun of someone that has been one of the most famous and beautiful artists, you know what she is going thorugh a bad time, but still she looks better than most of you fuckers

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa "roll" this skank is really a dumbass.

Look at me I'm Jimbo! Watch me as I make failed attepmts at sarcasm and constant references to my ass.

Kelli

Are you masturbating while posting here? Cause that dirty talk is kind of stimulating.

Kelli

Are you masturbating while posting here? Cause that dirty talk is kind of stimulating.

Why yes, yes I am...Take me now!

ok, we all know there is no movie, and we all know this is a piss poor attempt at making k fed look bad. unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your view, this just made her look even worse

hang in there k fed. you'll have your kids and the money soon enough

goo=d, i can't believe i just rooted for him. oh well, the lesser of 2 evils i guess

goo=d

sorry about the typo. i meant god

Oh you, dirty bitch... I don't have the proper equipment for it... Ask someone else. Teaser.

This whole "rolls" thing is too good to be true. "I take rolls seriously" would be a great name for her upcoming album. Britney's management team must have given up on her completely. I can't help but to be embarrassed for her. It's got to be very difficult for her assistants, friends, and family to look at her and keep a straight face.

I think they shuold change that to-

"You'll never see it my way cos youre not an idiot."

KEVIN FEDERLINE FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR!

He's the true victim in their relationship... almost as bad as what Nick had to put up with in his marriage to, um, what's the name of that less than talented blonde girl? You know the one that has the Daddy who likes to look at her breasts.

We need to drop a bomb on tinseltown, forcing it to start all over. Can anyone help?!

Hey Britt:

Do yourself a favor and get an education. Not only about life, but music as well. You'll be glad you did.

that's one classy cunt, ladies 'n' gents

-good grammar
-proper hygiene
-well-groomed

what more could America, nay, the WORLD ask for?!

LOL.

honestly, how DO her people:
a) let her go out dressed the way she does and;
b) allow her to release statements like this?

is there anyone out there that doesn't think her mom and kfed are right to try to keep the kids away from her?!? she's fubar people and help is needed - stat.

LMAO @ "you'll never see it my way beacause you're not me" ROFL. honestly, can't control myself. is she for real?

poor old has been kelli, fat pimply virgin ain't ya? did that trailer trash bucket of pus line cut to the quick dear? hmmmmmmmm?

I hope Paris got the part

...I mean roll

is she talking about her fat 'rolls' or all the bread 'rolls' that she ate to make herself so huge?

107=your zo obzezzed
with me, aren't cha?

too bad, U can't enjoy
me 400 picz on myzpace,
U fuckin perve..☻

keep hatin your life
it completez my day
and don't write back,
coz I'm zunzcreening
up for the beach, lozer☻☻♦♦♦↓

Stupid fucking pathetic whore!
Someone kill this ugly worthless bitch now!

Lmao.
KrazySEXYHOTTKELLI.
We are yet again blessed by this girl's stupidity. Ahahaha.
She does know how to entertain.
This time around I'll be a little brief, given that what I've said before in these posts
goes in one ear
and shoots out of your ass...
so, with that said...
Adding symbols
to the "sexy" and the "hott" which should be spelled "hot" and not "hott because hott is not internet lingo as it's not shorter for the word ur 2 lazy 2 type...but whatever...adding your symbols
will not emphasize your sexiness or hottness
especially when we know you're and how can I put it in a simple way for you to understand [i'd say it in a 5 year old manner...but I'm afraid that's a little to high for your comprehension]---so to put it in the nicest way possible, we all know you're "Butt Ugly" dear...do us a favor and change your name for the sake of tom cruise.

I LOVE BRITNEY, SHES AWESOME

wow, krazihottkelli has 400 picturez on her myzpace page...guezz zhe'z zo fat zhe needz a panorama to make up one zzzingle picture.

113=baztardfuck
U zo hate your life..
I'm glad..U have
nothing better to do
than hate my azz..
thatz fucking funny
bitch..keep hatin..
like your ztupid
wordz can touch me..
I am Zteel, hear me
Roar and STFU dumbazzhole...☻☻☻§♀

#116 Don't you mean ZTFU? Jesus, try to be consistant.

♠♥♥♣↑↓ You are tinfoil hear you crumple is more like it ♠♥♥♣↑↓

She is 100% certified INSANE....

HAHAHAHA!!!!! 'ROLLS'..STUPID!

HAHAHAHA!!!!! 'ROLLS'..STUPID!

118=namelezzfuck:
can't even zhow your
name, have to hide behind
a madeup one...
chickazz, talk to me when
u put a name to it,otherwize
zhut up.

Juzitfiable: your dick iz
zmall and zo iz your titz, fucker☺

what's with the fact jokes? she's not fat-just ugly and stupid and crazy, lol.

krazihotkelli is not hot. i've seen pics. eeewwwww

124=hey bitchez:
another namelezzfuck,
too afraid to put your
zcreen name, afraid I'll
bite your fuckin head off.
chickzhit;
U wizh I wazn't hott!
but who carez,not me,
coz I'm the one having
all the fun flirtin,
unlike U old fuckz..
enjoy your nazty ole
gray haired fucker
that never pleazez U.....

stupidfuckkelli thinks this is "flirtin". Someone probably told her that getting hit on the head repeatedly is "sex". Here, take this lit stick of dynamite, it's a "cookie".

126=your fuckin
ztupid bitch:
I flirt at the
ocean,azzdick,
get a freakin brain...
like anyone would want
to flirt with theze old
fuckface dickbrainz...
what an idiot U R, jealouz
bitch...☺☻

dear krazihottkelli,
thank you for all yer posts that make me look so smart and fer callin ever'one bitches even when they all ain't. Ya know how I have a porky gal hang next to me, or what Kev calls a butterface, just so I look better next to 'em? But I can't ask you to roll with me becuz 2 defects 2gether is just 2 much, ya know? The paps will only take so much, hope ya unnerstand.
Love and xxxs, your pal,
Britney!

poor guys, so sad your post couldn't be criticize by anyone of us coz NONE OF YOU IDIOTS are FAMOUS!

HUS D STUPID BITCH? those who say so...

just a reminder, "do not do unto others what you do not want others do unto you"

the one who keeps on criticizing its fellow is the one WHO IS so...

IDIOTS! & BULLSHITS!

FUCK YOU!

you know, justin timberlake is to blame for all of this.

how do we even know that krazihottkelli is YOUR real name? why do you call everyone else a chicken, when ur the one using that awful ebonic wanna be speak????

#132/how do U know
U keep a dick up
your azz? coz itz
there, azzfucker.
Now, all U gay fatt
fuckz get a life and
take a fuckin zwim
once in a while and
leave the computer..
UR fingerz are getting
zo fatt, they can barley
type..fattjealouzfuckz..
glad, I'm not U...

god help her