Jul 12 2007Britney Spears is homeless

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That's the most expensive double-wide I've ever come across. Seriously. My shot barely made it to the other side. ZING!

can we get some new people on here! rrrrr

"Fully furnished"? I don't know if that's a plus. She's been eating those Cheetos made with Olestra, to try to lose weight...I'm guessing the furniture she sat on needs to be burned.

:D aaawww look at britneypoo

I've got 40$ in my pocket right now Britney, that good enough for a carton of cigarettes and a few twinkies, what do you say?

So what your saying is, she isn't really homeless, you are just trying to make it sound more dramatic.

Sounds like a great deal until you consider the cost of hiring a 1000 man army to disinfect the place.

It would be impractical to boil the entire house in formaldehyde.

teehee. free baby.

oh, and nice giant hershy kiss on yer head brit.

and @10- duh.

Is she wearing a hat made out of cow pies?

@8 - Made me lol

She's entered a new phase in her career:

SUMO WRESTLING!!

she looks so cute here!!

"Hmmm I wonder if they didn't really like me because of my sheer talent... gosh..."

What did we learn today britbrit?

"Uuuuhhmm... gettin' bah on mah looks ain't gonna last fer ever?"

Good girl.

each picture her breasts get smaller and smaller but other places get bigger and bigger.

What a great role model - smoking and looking trashy, does this girl have an education? Bringing up two kids, stealing another pregnant womans guy, smoking, broken marriage, no education(?), dressing like a whore? Is this what she wants for herself and for her kids to see her as. It's pathetic.

I miss Kevin. He was the wind beneath my tail.

#10 -- hello, Capt. Obvious!!

She looks like some woman in a trailer park pulling at the top of her dress like that and smoking that cigarette. And what's with the two-toned hair? We're gonna see pics of her in a hairnet and rollers soon...

oh, wait...we saw that already, too, haven't we?

Someone needs to burst through those doors and give her a good shove off the balcony. Many people would be better off.

Are you sure that is a hotel and not her new double wide in Fontana?

She'll be in a double-wide in no time.

@21- 12 already said that.

she need to grow she has two kids and dont deserve them. but then if social serves had a clue she wouldnt have those kids

She's classy! I wish she was my momma.

God it;s hard to believe she was hot. alll along just F'in trailer trash

@27 What the fuck are you retarded? Do you live in a single wide and hoping to double you living space?

^ Preston?

Mr. Superfish U R hilarious!!!

"opened up the oven you'd probably find one of her kids. So, you know, free baby!" hahahhahahah

I actually thought she looked vaguely hot here.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 27 was being something called sarcastic. But I've been wrong before. Once when I thought I was wrong but I was really right. That's when I was wrong before.

Awwwwwwwwwww porr baby, she can cum live with me.

@33 Veggi I did not think you were ever wrong? How is the hang over today?

A person has to be a complete ASS-HOLE to sit by a computer all day waiting for a new posting just to write FIRST. Get a life you ASS-HOLES

ahem, excuse me. Bite me? Have I possibly known you by another name? And I actually don't have one today......but I will tomorrow.

@33 Yes you do. Check your mail!!

People like #36 are such fucking dirty whores. But at least you have a life. Of whoring. And dirtiness. That's all for now.

What an asshole she is, why stay at the 4seasons just cause your house is up for sale...thats like getting evicted and moving into your cardboard box before the sheriff comes , you just dont do it....

With her hair like that she reminds me of Harshna down at the QuickieMart. You know with the little bun on top and all. Oh yeah, I bet she smells just like chicken soup like he does too.

@29 you stupid idiot..haven't you heard of sarcasm?

@42- I bet you're fat. hahaha!!!! take that you little shit.

peace out, word, yo. and all that jiggity jazz. I'm outta here. see ya biteme.

@42 Not from from asshole European's

Britney is so ugly, she looks like a man, really butch and disgusting

The free baby is only a good deal if you get the little cute one. Sean Preston's damaged goods by now, but at least he knows how to drive.

She looks like she could be standing on the balcony of any sleazy motel in the US...

a. waiting for a call from her common-law ex-husband who's late bringing back the kids.

b. waiting for a text message from her dealer.

c. checking the time and hoping that the pizza delivery guy, who's on minute 29 of the "30 minutes or less or it's free" policy, shows up late.

d. killing time waiting for the cops to fish the dead body out of the pool so she can get back to floating in her inflatable lounge chair.

I didn't know she smokes now. She's getting trashier by the day, and I didn't even think that was possible before.

I don't get it when people have kids and then smoke. Around 40 per cent of children under 14 with asthma live with smokers. It is estimated that children of parents who smoke are exposed to the same amount of nicotine as if they were actively smoking 60 to 150 cigarettes a year. That's truly the act of a loving parent there.

Eeeeee God the old Britney really isn't coming back is she? I feel like this is a cheap soap opera and the real brit brit was kiled by her evil, chain smoking, fat, ugly, psychotis jealous twin (who is mentally retarded and fat, did I say fat, bah it bears mentioning twice).

This creature really gives me the willies with her brain dead the lights are on but nobody's home perma glazed stare. Euhrrrck. Me really really NO likey!

And in other news, Four Seasons Hotel stock just plummeted.

*killed

*psychotic

I'd say either wrestling or boxing (maybe Tonya Harding is up for a match?) is next in Britneys "career" lineup. What will the WWE call her? Big Momma Brit? Porkabella? Bunsai PuffnStuff?

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I have a pretty good idea that if you can afford a $7.5 million home that YOU DON'T NEED IT FURNSIHED BY THE PREVIOUS OWNER!!
Who is giving this bitch advice? Her trailer park friends?? Show some common sense for God's sake!

So when does she stop with the wigs & show us how her real hair has grown out?

i tell u whut
i would eat britney'z puzzy
until the hairz fall off it..
that iz 1 hawt grl

u fuckerz zuck if you
think zhe iz not hawt

Wow... she's so repulsive that even her shirt is trying to get away from her.

I find it highly amusing watching this talentless slit implode. I don't know why... is it wrong? Nahhhhh.

Crazy-ass Kelli,
Yeah her pussy would be hot.....full of my hot sissy-boy juice. Yummy.

@58 You are not alone. How many people slow down to look at a car accident? This is like watching the twin tower collapse

#59 Hot sissy-boy juice? LOL.

Here, have a moist see-gar.

kelli? Maybe if you stopped munching on that Mexican landfill called Britney's pussy, you could do your s's correctly.

Bet she sucks cock well.

Anyway at least you can smoke on a Hotel balcony in BH unlike THE UK

@61
Yes sir, Mr. First Husband.

tee hee

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#56=U know that I won't eat Brittney
stupidfuckerz, I hate her zorry azz.

but now Bill Clinton,,,,yea, hez hott.

#66

Thank yew, thank yew very much.

BTW, do you know the difference between a cigar and a penis?

She has fat-rounded shoulders and upper arms, just like Mandy Moore.

Don't forget a fully stocked pantry of Cheetos and a closet full of wife beaters streaked with cheetos.

I always thought that whales died when out of water for long periods of time.......

I love U Bill Clinton
and U were the bezt
Prezident ever.....

P.s. I know the difference..

#71
You know the difference huh? Dang. That's too bad....I was going to invite you over to my office to smoke one.

zmoke one what?
cigarz make me zick,
I've tried them...

#73

Was just a joke. Originally it goes something like:

"Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job?"

"No"

"Good, why don't we go to lunch?"

Get it?

So that's why I was askin if you knew the diff between a cigar and a penis, because if you didn't...

Jokes shouldn't take this much work...

No need to say, “She this...”, “Britney that...”. We ALL know SHE had NOTHING to do with the sale, the price reduction, or anything else. SHE is basically a bundle of cells struggling to use basic human life functions like talking, walking, and eating, and not someone who has anything to do with important decisions.

It's funny, for some reason I find that smoking makes some women sexy... but it just makes Britney look even more trashy.

why does this story make me think that she's starting to run out of money and she's desperate

Bill, I'm young...
U have to work with
me here..haven't heard
alot of jokez...
anyway, your the man..
hale to the chief...

shes soo pretty

GO BRIT
GO BRIT

WUT WUT

#79

She's so pretty? Compared to what? A shaved goat?

Hey dumbfuck #39. You must be one of those ASS-HOLES that sit around all day so you can write FIRST. If you happen to be FIRST than run and pull your little dick. That's probably the only sex you get.

I only have four letters for Britney... L, M, A, and O.

She looks like a motel maid on a cig break.

Is she wearing a tablecloth? and who wants furniture covered in Pabst Blue Ribbon and a fine dusting of Cheetos cheese?

p.s. Clinton did have some sexy hair. Can't say the same for Hil.

Britney's taking this "just be yourself" thing too far. Hint: It doesn't mean you act like a slob because you just don't care.

Bill Clinton haz thiz
charm..that when he
talkz, U juzt kinda
ztand there with your
mouth hanging open, taking
in every word..like he
iz thiz zavior that waz
zent to uz from above
to zave the world...

I love people with
charm..turnz me on...

who else but britney would put that much jewelry on to stand out on her balcony and smoke? walmart jewelry at that...

you know, britney is a lot like elvis.........

there is something wrong with her brain.

#87 Somehow we just know that standing there with your mouth hanging open is your natural attitude.

@89--- how in the world is Britney a lot like Elvis? never make that comparison again, it's evil!!

On that note, I used to find her whole downward spiral amusing but not it's just gotten sad.

If I had a six-pack of red bull and a fifth of vodka she would be mine!

She really sucks. My dog's shit looks better than her. She's more like Cow from Cow and Chicken.

#51 When I stay at the Four Seasons, I always bring an extra bikini and a pack of smokes (I don't smoke) so that I can throw them at her and run - in an emergency - the emergency being if Britney shows up.

Damn, that dizzy ho needs to invest in a wig with bangs. The Declaration of Independence could fit on that fugly forehead.

I zee that deareztmommy
ztill haz that rag on her
head..I hope zhe don't think
that lookz good, coz it zuckz...

and inztead of zmoking, Y
izn't zhe holding a child?
I know motherz younger then
her and they play with their
kidz..thatz Y they had them!

she needs the money LOL
since k-fed and rehab shes broke off her ass

Again, does this woman own any clothes that actually FIT her and cover everything? Jesus H. Christ on a Segway.

what iz under her
zhirt in the 3rd.
4th. and 5th. pic?
if thatz a bra, Y
iz it zticking out
zo far in the front?

how iz it zhez zo cheap
zhe won't let zomeone
fix that hair..I juzt
don't underztand..

She's so lucky! besides what kind of homeless person has 19.5 million dollars is assets?? (at least). She had this all planned out for a long time, she has wanted to turn back into the Louisiana trash that she was born to be, Hollywood has always made her self conscious and lonely...she looks so much happier now that she has found herself!
those boys are lucky too, they are both gonna be up to their necks in nascar magazines and taco bell for the rest of their lives!!

Note to Brit~ Sweetie, you might be a redneck if "you hooked up with your present boyfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop." ~JF

She's so lucky! besides what kind of homeless person has 19.5 million dollars is assets?? (at least). She had this all planned out for a long time, she has wanted to turn back into the Louisiana trash that she was born to be, Hollywood has always made her self conscious and lonely...she looks so much happier now that she has found herself!
those boys are lucky too, they are both gonna be up to their necks in nascar magazines and taco bell for the rest of their lives!!

Note to Brit~ Sweetie, you might be a redneck if "you hooked up with your present boyfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the women's room at the Flying J Truck Stop." ~JF

HA HA HA, oops! sorry kidz i hope i didn't get your binary code in a twist!

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Briney Spears is homeless

and

showerless
hairless
talentless
friendless

feel free to continue in this vein..

Who's the sumo wrestler on that balcony?

#89 is correct, Britney's exactly like Elvis, but in a speeded up form - she's already hit the Fat Elvis stage, complete with alcohol, drugs, and bizarre behavior. But she does have to drag her fat ass on stage and wow her core audience with absolutely horrible performances, just like Fat Elvis. Until then, the parallel is incomplete.

#106 - The fat Elvis era was still 10 times better than ANY Britney era. That man could friggin' SING!!! You would NEVER catch him lip-syncing to a recording.
Now Britney ... you would NEVER catch singing. She only lip-syncs.

STFU A-Hole!

Now, now, Wedgie...don't be a flaming heirhead.

This chick is so yesterday and her career is Soooooooooo over.....

mommydearezt iz nothing like
Elviz..He waz something special
and knew how to zing...juzt becoz
Brittney doctor probably haz her
on every drug..doesn't mean shez
like Elviz..it only meanz what I've
been zaying all along...that Doctorz
R the real drug dealerz for lozerz..

LMAO@the story and the baby in the oven line!!

she is such white trash, I'm surprised she still has any money left over, thank god for her jewlike mom I guess

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don't get it when people have kids and then smoke. Around 40 per cent of children under 14 with asthma live with smokers. It is estimated that children of parents who smoke are exposed to the same amount of nicotine as if they were actively smoking 60 to 150 cigarettes a year. That's truly the act of a loving parent there.